tfw you get broken up with but they only tell scoot and don't tell you personally
Wow time to KILL myself
I couldn't bring myself to do it.
A neo liberal an heroing would greatly elevate this place. Do it for the sake of mankind
Wow, you want a guy to tickle your ears? gay.
Do you want me to find you a tall bridge in Hungary for you?
You know, be the change you want to see.
Understandable, breaking up with me would be just such a ridiculous thing to do.
Well, yeah.. But not just any guy
Thats exactly what I was thinking.
wanna get back together ?
I'm not a neo-liberal twat tho
Someone who's sweet, caring, bigger and stronger than me who's also dominant, and overall just hot
How much bigger than yours does his cock need to be?
You got it covered.
I'm no size queen
I'm assuming the danish guy isn't lewds?
Are you sure?
I'll send you an artist's impression of the event
I'm not a liberal you faglord
He's a massive size queen
I mean maybe, but there hasn't been enough sitting around bitching about the other yet, I'd have thought.
Nothing is ever enough with you.
He's a massive size queen
t. his ex.
Maybe if you were capable of giving anything in the first place holy shit
You say that like it wasn't already t. his ex.
I'll never forgive you for this.
Hmmm. Okay then, you may live for now.
Maybe if your butt wasn't a jungle I would be more interested.
He actually is and lied to you.
That's one true Aussie-post that one, I'm laughing so hard
I'm gonna stab people if they complain.
reply to my post about how incredibly big your dick is
Lay into him.
not you, you idiots
When I was... A young boy...
Ayy fuk u too mang.
I keep watching this over and over.
Or if your dick was long enough to even penetrate it, sure.
This is true, obviously, I'm lying because I need Jack-senpai's attention so badly.
NO human has a dick big enough for that.
Lose some weight.
Enough darksouls for one night.
Alright I think we've got the anger meme out of the way, do we get back together now?
Fuck now I'm stuck in this again
Just think about it as cucking everyone to death instead.
DE JA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Everyone other than me.
True, they are all desperate for my dick.
I'm gonna go take a nap
be back alter
See you in twelve hours.
i want to cry
My shit is such a fucking mess
Seems to be the case for most here.
LMFAO HE LOOKED AT MY PROFILE HE WAS SO MAD
r u popular??
No not with anyone
weeaboos shitting on people in cs is like tradition
kinda wanna die
whats stopping you?
I didn't die picking people up from the airport.
rate my cooking skills
Did just just dump cup noodles in a bowl
Why is it that even when I jack off I'm immediately horny again in about an hour?
I'm not a god damn teenager. Maybe if I had sex with an actual human I'd feel more fulfilled and not needing to jack off 3 times a day?
But I've got no game and no money, so I'm out of luck. This fucking sucks.
fry an egg and put it on top/10
why you mean
nah it was take out and I didnt realize the noodles dried up so it came out like that when i put in the soup. it splashed soup everywhere :(
i actually planned eggs but i was too lazy to clean/oil the pan
Shove a finger in your ass when you jackoff.
I tried shit like that when I was 13 or so.
I fucking hate it and I immediately get disgusted.
And you might say that if I'm disgusted then I'm not horny. But no, I'm still horny, but I'm just too disgusted to act on it, so I get insanely frustrated and angry.
Not everyone is a bottom just because you are.
not the whole fist
not the entire arm
What are you trying to say?
because you didn't cook shit
10 hour shift and sun burnt to hell, but there was 8 doggos at work today!
It was wonderful.
How is everyone?
its not like i cant cook i just decided to share this one
rate my cooking skills
it was obviously a joke
Pffft, obviously, Grim, you dumbass.
a shitty one
with shitty response to suit it
Did you actually cook it?
no i threw it in the soup
Ah. So what do you cook usually?
Im pretty okay at frying eggs. Bacon too if im fancy.
taking my char images
About the extent of my skills.
you don't own shit bitch
If only there was enough good pictures of Char to avatarfag as him.
I love you.
Guero is inviting randos to the guild
Inviting just like, people is one thing.
Inviting just literally random people is just silly.
there should be a good set of 20-30 at least
You can't just flirt with me like that.
I have a boyfriend.
You ain't seen flirting yet
Who's the boyfriend
I've got something like that, maybe a few more when you factor in the various ones scattered through my reaction images folder. But they're mostly pretty meh and aren't exactly something with much of a range of emotion to them.
If only I could be fucked to cap all of Zeta.
there is just
so much gundam
I can tell you're very committed.
I have been trying to date again though.
Once I do I won't be doing anymore slutting around.
And most of it is SHIT
when were you slutting around? wit who
13 sexual partners in the last 4 years.
Though I don't really mind. Sex is just sex.
I will need a guide for the premium stuff
I believe I explained it once before, but the the tl;dr is the UC stuff is good, particularly the early UC stuff.
Chilling in call.
I feel flirty~!
F-for you specifically....
Check the arms on that guy though.
Steam invite from rando
Only common friend is Luka
Immediately accept to ask who even
Last online 2 hours ago
Why would an elf ever want anything to do with a porc?
he doesn't know about the Elf/Orc comics
They aren't even lewd.
Loco will be using that girl as an avatar in less than 24 hours.
She does have nice legs.
Good, lewds are bad
You seem like a pretty lewd person.
I'd a 16 year old
not attractive in any way shape or form
You really do
I think you've got me beat.
Not even close
I've seen you use tildes.
Can't get any lewder.
That's only because I fail at doing strikethrough text, I swear!
You're going to have to prove it somehow.
I have no idea.
Find a way
This is only making it worse.
Looks like you're just gonna have to live with being lewd.
It's too late now to make amends
local wolf-girl goes awoo~
what a talented girl
That didn't take much convincing.
No time for arguments
Are you running out of time or something ?
Not really, but I should go make a run for the grocery store to pick up some stuff for the next few days
Stop procrastibating and go get the things you need to survive.
I did no such thing!
Fine, be back later
mmm those dry ass feet tho
Shopping doesn't take too long
You must live pretty close to a store.
I do. There's a rather big grocery-store right across the street
Sounds pretty convenient.
What did you get ?
Has anyone here ever masturbated on cam with someone before?
for a public chat room yes
It really is. There's easy and quick access to pretty much everything I need from here, so it's quite nice.
Some things I've run out of, like milk and bread. Also some meat as well as bacon, and various other things needed for tomorrow's dinner
The webms of people from here doing it get reposted in the thread pretty often.
shut it luka
Just did and it was great, just felt like seeing if others have
I only know of Erin sucking on their dildo and Elma fucking their ass. Has their been more?
plenty of shameless people who have done that from here
nice man good job
Your flattery won't have an effect here
soto yan and nezi to name a few
thats a shame im really attracted to you
Sounds pretty hard to cook anything without those things.
As long as I have eggs I can normally cook something thats not total garbage.
I guess I shoukd have asked if they have done that with others from here to be more specific
News to me
Never expected that from him
its still semi public
Ariel too if you count cutting yourself half naked
ive seen like several peoples buttholes here
223 quest points
I fucking hate this minigame
You just want to fuck the fox girl, don't deny it
Meat is the most important thing, followed by seasoning.
no i want you~
I dont, I dont count the Erin thing either.
If it was public on the internet then it is forever public knowledge.
Why dont you post updates on vg anymore ;-;
Top ten anime betrayals
I have caps of people being just sad
holy shit why is this so funny
pick a number from 1-955
and I will post that cap
scarlet kept going on about how I have PTSD eyes and why it was the only reason she let me live with her
the scanner in the pigeon head makes this tbh
Because I've never posted on /vg/
she has the worst case of thousand yard stare I have ever come across
still love her tho
?? Ive seen your name though! Unless that person lied about who you are..
not even counting my own
I've only conquested whores in voice chat.
Its like a step below but still pretty fun.
I'm not surprised meat is the most important thing to you.
how may i prove my love
Ithink bender was a pony
Who the hell
Nicely done. At least you arent one of thise weirdos who does it purely over text. I cant handle those people.
Looks like a fag. Also this is seriously creepy of you.
i remember breaking bender
I archive things for archival purposes
pick another number
so he was a furry then
I hung around the gfurs in the days of /b/ a little
they were pretty friendly, people like Ping were top tier
He just couldn't bend enough?
for archival purposes
Either autism or a huge creep who is in denial. 69
Its the best when its someones first time and they get all shy.
when I was new there was a lot of shit people had seen that probably wouldnt pop up if nobody else had saved it
so MFF inspired me to be the dude who saves everything
69, let's see
very good choice
i forget what i did but it's when i was a massive cunt and he fucking snapped and left
Could be. I've never posted there, I really haven't
Gotta keep the protein levels sky high
You can't, sorry to break your heart
beware all ye who enter here
the domain of moog's asshole
the sheer gravitational force can snap your very will
Test pick a number
I like this game
dont do this
I have never done it with a super shy person yet, people always open up to me. Sounds nice though
That is onky a good reason when done for certain things. You seem to just do it for everything..
Who was that? Lol
Who are you then? :o
1-955 you orc
of course I have things I will never repost
they are in a special folder
but anything that has been in public is fair game buddy
Nevermind just read the filename. Whag a crybaby that one was.
Whoops, I broke something
Hu, the name says it all. Been posting in various threads since 2011
You have posted chat logs in the past without consent. Some events in tinychat are only done when certain people are in there. What you deem public might be seen as private to others..
I've only reposted chatlogs, like I said, once it's out in the open its fair game
HOO BOY HIGH ROLLA
yup, gotta get that muscle mass.
Its fun to hear the moment they stop caring.
Then you make them do super lewd stuff.
Like yell your name whenever they cum and write your name all over themselves.
orgasm denial is fun too
making them beg is cool
pretty dapper furry fellow
bow tie bill nighy
oh jeez the psycho
He's a nut.
he seemed tame to me!
I need deets
if only you knew
test dont tell him
It's just the sort of impression you get from some conversations with him.
I don't share those things.
are we talking murderous psycho or
I don't even know the guy
for the greater good
I've yet to gain any muscle from eating meat, actually. Have yet to gain any pounds from eating
I would stay for longer but my shift is starting.
Grim you ignore and change your own rules when its convenient, dont lie to youself. Im getting bad vibes from you again..
Archives, youre a good person and we need more people like you.
Hu! Im sorry I have to go even though I just learned your name, maybe we can talk more next time!
Wow where's my attention
I am getting to the bottom of this as we speak
dont do this
6 people join the voice as soon as people realize im in
Have a good one
Just mix some semen into a protein shake.
Who even are you ?
You don't know me.
I am doing this
which discord is this
I said I don't even know him in my post
you are no fun
lets compare and contrast our results
I have known you longer than anyone actively posting here.
from what I found out
he just seems a bit
nothing too alarming
maybe I'm too used to the degeneracy around here
whomst the fuckst
Why do that if you can just drink it right from the tap?
Don't you fucking ignore me.
I sure have been playing "guess who I am" with old posters a lot lately.
Do I have you added on something ?
Or can you just tell me your name ?
i've been playing that alot too
makes me wonder what you heard hmmmmmmmmm
Hu is basically Danish Luka tbh
I meant to post this earlier but then the captcha came up and I forgot to actually post it
Gay boy please go
im just saying one day you're letting youre crying boyfriend get whipped by a stranger with a raging erection the day next youre killing people
I'm not really sure.
You gotta find a tap though.
seems like a huge meme to me
Actually that guess seems like a huge miss.
are you going to be a lucky boi
i wish it were man
Squiddy can hardly get past the captcha. Confirmed for actual robot. Now I know what's really happening when you and Speccy are doing "robots".
He's piloting you, isn't he?
I guess that would be necessary. Damn
RE TALKING SOMEONE CIRCA 2013 HERE
You're really stretching there
Anonymous but most call me user!
You wont even know that you know. Cute ^^
You should of got one at the store.
w-what you say...?
i dotn understand
You're not shiro, are you
pick a number
I'm afraid they don't sell lewds there
Did you pull a muscle reaching for that one?
Any real reason I should care ?
I guess you're never gonna bulk up then.
I did, in fact, y es
where the fuck did my name go
None at all
Close but!.. oh wait
That's not very fair.
Can't strain something you don't have
what have you done
I'll guess anyways but you have to play along.
what state are you in/from ?
I honestly can't think of a reason.
it' not name
You can't be name
perhaps you're nobody important
the spoiler is literally the face of the admin
literally how the fuck did this happen
It's some ponyfag, you're not going to guess it.
i would probably fuck fish ill be real
Oh well, already gone through a quite many years, so what's a few more?
of course it's a ponyfag
it's never an animus poster
It's test tbh
no I didn't just realize this
when you really think about it
its a fucking conspiracy
Pain and suffering.
Are you alright
It's almost like it's some sort of
I should have gone and gotten the proper image without spoiler written on it but I couldn't be fucked
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS
Nah, the good times will be here soon
perfect time for these
I'm not going to wage a crusade against test
he is the most fair admin we have ever had
ignorance is bliss my son
How can you be so sure ?
though id probably fuck all of you except maybe grim i think he has a flat butt
I am his master. Back the fuck off.
fish probably smells like rotten canned ravioli and semen
I know what you're trying to do here
and I am not falling for it
Admin abuse was a bigger meme in the discord than here, then ooble drew that image of me with the hitler stache, and then it evolved into the spoiler image.
Novody said anything about rukes!
Im north of you, though I dont know how you would know that
She lives 5minutes away
back before cup got triggered at me over nothing
why do you think you saved this.
what ever do you mean
tfw the pony knows name irl and im still stuck here alone ; ~:
I'm not, but you just got to cling on to the last bit of hope
I shall plant the seeds of forgiveness but you must reap what I sow.
im triggered by the discord shit
I honestly dont know
it took all I had to ignore the instinct screaming at me not to save it
gimme a number 1-955
FOR GODS SAKES MAN PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME ON THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT
I feel very touchy about it still, ill pm you about it
In what state ?
How do I know you know what state I live in ?
Also you haven't known me longer than anyone else posting in this thread.
If you say so
More than wanting forgiveness I just want him to stop being an ass and actually talk it over with me, instead of being a fag about this shit.
You can attempt but you're not the first one to have tried.
Thank you sweetheart
suugar puddin pop
test kun maybei should give you some southern hospitality sometime~
Maybe not the first, but definitely the coolest.
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I WAS GOING TO IGNORE THIS BUT I REALIZE I HAVE TO POSITIVELY ENFORCE IT IF I WANT MORE
was that really worth capping
have you seen elma?
This is fap material
I was losing my shit
This but unironically.
It wasn't facetious at all.
she is one of the assholes i was referring to here
Yes, It might be a little "far out" but I
between you and me i have a hunch grim might just want to
I decide when you receive more.
i would aggressively huff a fart out elmas ass like paint thinner
Assuming you still live near Las Angeles
Most people here average 4-5years if im not mistaken. Oh man I never realized how long it has been..
Like paint thinner huh?
gotta go masturbate
*this song tarts playing*
I don't wanna believe you're desert.
he would never call me a good person
new ponyfriend GO!!
GO AWAY we don't like STRANGERS!!!!
Any tips and advice on travelling in Japan? Thinking of taking a holiday there next year
Go to akihabara
Can you list me off some old ponies who live in Cali ?
This guy won't tell me who he is but he claims to know me
watch out in beijing. the cab drivers will offer you low fares. then they drive you into an alley and rob you.
eww, a Moshy
There is a new thread
new thread when ?