who dares take the nofap challenge
Who dares take the nofap challenge
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grim every time luka replies to you get a boner you homo
will you join me
Tell me about it ?
i just don't care about sex
like i fap
but otherwise i determined that i might be asexual
so i came out
and expect respect
Now I consider this insulting
Why would I show them if you're mean D:
What if you couldn't fap ?
Wouldn't change your mind ?
I have a will of steel.
dont think my bumblefuck-nowhere-net can stream it
let's do it
like if i had no hands?
honestly that is such a ridiculous hypothetical
i think i would try to satisfy my drives though in weird ways cause the no hands things
got yummy cherries and appel joose
Why not a vagina though ?
I missed u :O
Aren't you in New York?
moved outta the city still in state
and still postinng kawaii neffel :3
i love the dark soul
Is it pretty on the countryside
My back doesn't hurt this way.
I made a small folder for them.
its full of weird white people and disgusting poor people
there are a few gems here n there tho
some girls develop hunchbacks due to their huge books
Reading is goood though
it is my dream to one day become a hunchback oppai loli
i want games, toys, and food!
unreleased pictures of luka
I want a loving, intelligent, and understanding partner..
it is my dream to one day have Bard become a hunchback oppai loli
at the cost of disfigurement?
A noble pursuit, young'un
Being smart takes its own price.
what happened to her?
The past few night I've been taying up late watching meddical documentaries and worrying about geting sick h-haha
what do you think you're gonna catch ?
Hope its me.
I don't think reading books makes you smart on its own
all the ones I'm watching are weird rare diseases with like 10 syllable names
but all these people are like
"i was super healthy all my life then it just happen!ed!"
But people who read books sure do imply it a lot.
I read lots of manga so i'm pretty much japanese
rest in peace
Don't worry, you're gonna be fine.
rip in rest
ty for makinng me feel special nini ban chan and thred
When Dusty is complaining about a game as basic as Kirby.
i'm not dying
Kill me before you die.
the tilty kirby one was hella hard
I have love lines on level 1 :O
you will be within sweet deaths embrace through my own
that's why i think half of these help videos
are fibbing on a lot of details, half the time.
I will sing Platinum Disco for you again before we depart this dimension.
YOU ARE NOT DYING WITH US
you will die alone
I'll kill myself whenever I want.
Wait, I thought you were Nefel.
No I just like taking other peoples stuff.
so can I die with you and Grim now ?
Hello, Mr. has-not-gone-to-bed.
I can't wait for this.
Its gonna be such a good bonding experience.
Me and Grim are already bonding by seeing how long we can go without fapping.
We are like brothers now.
I'm shy don't bully me.....
this explains so much
Should I post traps to test his resolve?
I must acquire your attention as well
Why aren't you in bed ?
Don't tell me goodnight and then keep posting.
palmtree ass looking bird
I know he won't break.
well...I am in bed anyways.....
What are you gonna do next ?
Can I use my prostate instead.
I better trawl through old threads for the proper material.
Putting people to sleep is my forte.
You don't have anything on hand ?
I hadn't actually got that far....
to be honest I only said that in the first place because I didnt know anything to talk about ;~:
I almost never know what i'm gonna say whenever I talk with someone.
I just say whatever comes to my mind with little filter.
My material would not be to his liking. I exclusively masturbate to WOMEN.
The male rabbit thing in from the abyss is hotter.
if i did that i'd be too embarassed to come back here
Not having alcohol is actually hurting me.
You might be a HOMO.
I'm not gay it just has a nice dick.
I won't judge you though.
W-Well, we can call it "attempted knowledge."
f-fuck that's hot
next poster gets top tier grim huggus
They show dick in the show?
Yeah but i'm not allow to fap for a week.
I've never seen the show.
yeah why not~ ? :3
my favorite feku bullier
Only the hentai.
I think you've seen it too though.
I took an oath.
No booly the fekkers
how much longer do you have left?
Becky is for bullying though :3
Me? No way, he says as convincingly as Marky Mark did in The Happening.
So what's your reward if you make it? :3
I don't know what that means so I'll just call you a liar.
You are the best at it too :3
Well, it does have some nice pornography.
I don't really have one.
I was right again.
getting patted hard
why does tlr have that 90's animation vibe
/sits on grim's lap
heck 26 episodes too wth
/sits on grim's lap
using a lap as chair
aah...I see you're a man of culture as well
Not me. That's for damn sure.
I present to you
hello i am going to die thank
I was just copying.
No self control.
think of the children
do you always think of children when I sit on your lap
my nuts are endangered when someone is on my lap
my children come from there you know
I want to brush her hair to the side and caress her cheeks
Grim, I can't fap.
okay I'm gonna go jack off because i'm way too horny and I keep typing out lewd shit at you. brb.
grim you just gonna let that get away....come on........
tfw can't stop thinking about hatefucking my ex
oh boy I sure am glad I got rid of alcohol :^^^^^^^^^^^)
I am in the same boat as you
I am with you in spirit
why cant you fap
why cant ban fap
Its a small boat.
When you spoke about fighting Hornet, did you mean in Greenpath?
Because it only took me one time to beat her
fish is bad at everything he does
the boat to the enlightened plane
we are on a path to enlightenment
Its pretty boring though.
have fun with lost kin though
and failed knight
are you guys having some sort of competition or did this just happen?
it took me 3
by the way, you're not being a faggot and you're using a controller right?
it will get interesting
check last thread
go and check last thread
Just happened I think
I'll just fall asleep.
I am using a controller, yes
This is exciting!!
talking with master in 5 days
are you going for a 100% run?
Who's that now?
Why is it exciting for you though ?
n-no specific reason...........
Remember that chat we had a few nights ago ?
I have doubts.
I guess I might as well.
I'm kind of a platforming genius
also nini grims
Bard always storms off when he doesn't know what to say ! !
lost kin should actually probably be easy for you then
failed knight (not false knight) will viscously ravage your asshole though
Hey it's that imouto from all those tlr doujins
map can still be kinda confusing, here are some for 100%ing the game if you need them gameplay.tips
just kinda occured to me what are you doing up so late anyways? i thought you usually went to sleeep earlier than this?
One of my family member totaled a car the other day.
they almost died and I haven't slept normally since
I also broke the screen on my phone
I'm sorry Ban I hope things can relax before too long..
are they doing alright now???
Soo what time have you been falling out?
It's about 6 a.m here
normally I would probably about hit the hay right now buuuut
No work tomorrow lucky enough
I went to bed at 7am last night.
up so late that's probably almost 9 a.m here...
Have you had any dreams recently?
I had a kind of embarassing dream the other night
I don't normally have dreams.
What was yours about ?
Was it your sister? I bet it was your sister.
well I've wanted to share but I can't really tell any of my friends irl because I'm embarassed...
well most of my dreams take place in a school setting and this one was the same
It felt like i was back in school in nebraska, i think like elementary, maybe 4th or 5th grade
and I was a kid again but I had my modern mind and I knew that I had to repeat this grade
but I was dressed up like a girl and I had to go through this grade as a girl
It felt embarassing because I didnt want anybody to know and Im not really sure if they knew i wasnt really a girl or not but i lived for like a week in there just going to class and sitting in class getting really anxious and hot in my seat because i felt like people were talking about me
You must REALLLY wanna cross dress.
this is my fetish
you said it
yea actually I'm really embarassed about it but my hair is longer than it's ever been and i can feel it on my shoulders and it makes me feel cute sometimes
y'all ok tho
if -I- say your cute
You should just do what makes you feel happy.
*pat* that counts
what happened, or would you rather not
Mistakes were made.
oh well thanks for listening ban I havent been able to tell anybody and now it feels better a little bit :3
I don't want to.
I'm happy I could help you feel at least a little better.
Can I pat you?
If you want
Did you just cum ?
no I'm in a no fap competition
For how long ?
what do you get after 6 days ?
.i havent thought that far ahead yet ...
Then whats the point ?
i like the attention
Are you starting to form an addiction ?
it's not my fault
lewkie go ni ni
Is it mine ?
Idk why i get a no linked *spoilered* nini even though im not nini
I really am.
when goggles makes you feel bad about feeling good
Bard, don't let him guilt trip you into feeling bad.
I should deserve to get to feel good too
You haven't done anything wrong or bad.
Nothing to feel guilty about.
are you feeling tired yet?
I don't think i'm gonna be sleeping today.
that's okay just be sure to not get too tired...
I had to wake up early to go get paid yesterday and I almost walked out into traffic a few times..
This was my favourite battle theme from SuMo, tbh.
I have a dentist appointment at 10 and its 5:30
Hey I actually ent to the dentist the other day too
Why do you have to go there what are they gonna do to your mouf? :3
Its just a check up.
I never played or followed up on sun and moon but was it literally the same as every single fucking Pokemon game before it?
Thank you for keeping me company tonight ban
Actual nini for real now this time
Since it's you asking, probably.
I volunteer as tribute!
you mean as Scootalute
eat the berries immediately
come at me scrublord I'm fukkin ripped
I'm allowed 400 calories for breakfest lunch and dinner
what should I eat for lunch?
My teeth are clean and have nothing wrong with them.
i bet it has something to do with semen
you're the expert
I'm two people ?
ban a cute
they don't have these in my size
and now I wants to dies.
day 1 no fap
hows it going ban
Speaking of fapping
I find that beating off always feels nicer after a fresh shave
also nofap is a myth.
the dopamine released from a single fap isn't enough to deplete your energy or motivation for a day. if you're bad a self motivation, try getting better sleep, exercise etc. you will not find any nofap stories that talk about anything drastic, just people getting more organized.
just fap. but don't fap too much.
Use your head
I find fapping just twice a week to be perfect.
Every time after I fap I feel my face radiate with heat.
There are guys outside our house drag racing.
I hope they die.
tfw being positive with your teammate actually helps you win the game
If you do not berate your team then how will they know not to be stupid next time?
you're so stupid it hurts
I can't even bother to reply anymore
idk about that but having a meal after a goo fap is pretty bomb
A goo fap is when you finish but you're forced to keep going and you're all gooed up on your extra sensitive glans right
probably because you don't wash your hands
ewwwwwwwww wtf cmon
not flip-flopping all day every day
Are you flattered and/or embarrassed that a great deal of people here wanna copulate with you by the fire?
you dont need footwear if you dont go outside
Cute or noot?
I think you've got me confused with someone else.
Why's it so hot!?
So, embarrassed then
just do things that are comfy while youre hot
Something about earth's axis and stuffs
Those'd be cute with muted colors! And I think they suit you.
It's hot because God is angry. Probably because of something someone here said.
Do people want to copperplate with you?
Anyone wants to play ow?
Uuuu, I thought we defeated the Axis and stuffs?
W-wow... I hope it wasn't me...
Naaah, I don't meet anyone's taste.
Oh no the axis is forever.
It was probably __. You know how he can get.
Nonsense! Everyone likes waffles.
In that case, Sieg Heil.
But have you met anyone that wants to fuck waffles?
I hate how he always underscores on his tests.
We must speak the holy words of power.
ERIS PADS HER BRA!
Would anyone be flattered by Scoots, Grim or mff?
I'd fuck a waffle.
The Axis can get things done.
And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault!
It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things!
That doesn't mean you lost!
Because, as they say 'Sometimes running away is winning'!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose!
If you're going to regret it anyway, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
Do not fear growing old!
Not even God knows whether you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Eris pads her bra!
But damn that's ice cold homeboy
not putting me on this list
Hey fuck you lloyd
Eris also wears a padded helmet.
I don't want to inspire any negativity.
Well, no. But I'm sure they're out there. Eggophiliacs.
Post cute stuff!
It doesn't matter who wants to fuck you.
It's always flattering.
The answer is yes
it really isn't.
When the gross creep offers you money to have sex with him it isn't really flattering.
How much overlap of people is there if you were talking about emma too?
I hope I find someone that understands my deep pockets the way I want them to.
Emma attracts a different crowd.
I don't like her like that
when the image doesnt load
Someday, someone's gonna fill all your deep pockets with butter and warm syrup. I believe it.
At least someone finds you attractive hey
Doesn't mean you can't be creeped out by it at the same time.
Or maybe strawberry jam.
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Yeah, like that!
Whatever you're into, you beautiful weirdo.
it's raining here. it's so nice.
There is a guy who is like that with me who put his hands down my pants when I was making lunch and he is going to get punched next time.
It's not flattering after a point.
Honest to god there is no way to deal with sexual harassment if you're a guy.
Knowing TexaS, THAT IS A MIRACLE. iT HAS RAINED ALL WEEKEND HERE SO FAR. bUT YOU KNOW. tHAT IS USUAL.
pretty sure this is the plot to an ongoing furry comic
What the fuck?
Yeah. I really don't like him.
There's a difference between someone being attracted to you and someone going way out of their way to let you know.
I wasn't overjoyed when TP wrote my name on his dick either.
You should have asked for more.
I might be a slut, but only with people I care about really.
That shit was just not ok.
holy shit this is the best thing i've seen
sorry that happened to you. people can be shit.
what the fuck did you say? what the fuck did they say?
You go ask him.
Tell him he'll be let in your super secret irc if he does then don't let him in anyway.
I mean I've been through some awkward situations involving touching or where people would not understand no but yeah, nothing close to that. You really should've just punched him on the spot.
I shut down mentally. I can't handle shit.
I'm going to next time.
You sound pretty sure there is going to be a next time.
Did you not let him know clearly enough how out of line he was last time?
This at work?
You should report him. You could potentially not be the only person he does that too.
A friend of a friend, but they know I don't want him doing shit to me so if it happens they said they would stop it in a heart beat now.
Yeah, I was worried that we weren't gonna see any again until winter. It was a nice surprise! Anyway, sorry to be boring with weather talk today. I ain't got much goin' on.
Remind me next time he is around.
that. is. rough. was wondering what I'd do in that situation. not sure if I'd done better. probably plan some assault after.
Naw its fine, chit chat is chit chat. And you ought know brits favourite conversational topic is the weather.
No plans this weekend?
Eh, it was over a month ago anyhow.
but maybe that's worked for them in the past.
so they're just retarded, and assaulting them back might be legit confusing for them.
there's no time limit on being violent. if you want, just do it.
You didn't answer my question yesterday
there's no time limit on being violent
There definitely is if we're gonna talk about self-defense vs. assault.
What was the question?
Did you see Baby Driver?
Yes. I was even the one who told you to watch it.
you didn't get the chance to defend yourself earlier. impossible to handle.
what do you have control over, is whether they do that to someone else in the future. how many times has this person touched people? they never learned the risks, maybe they're on a winning streak. be the combo breaker.
Did you? I forgot
is babby driver gud
This is stupid and immature.
it isn't a sequel to Driver.
that shit was sold out last night wtf
IT IS THAT GOOD
might try to see it again tn idk
precisely. they should have known better.
what they are going to do, tell their friends that they grabbed someone's dick without their permission, and got damaged back?
or you can meditate and practice forgiveness and get over it. but if you can't, they deserve it anyhow.
wouldn't it be the prequel?
No I mean you saying Squash should beat him up is immature and stupid.
obviously he is driving the baby. The baby can't drive. So it is a sequel, where Drive is a father.
Well, I DIDN'T have plans, but my friend just showed up out of the blue and asked if I want to go get fajitas. The answer to that question is always yes, so I'm off to do that. I'll bug you later, Scoot!
not beat him up. a swift, unsuspecting strike to the nuts.
as uncalled for as he was to him.
I follow... was thinking baby was Drive
pepetrating the cycle of abuse.
babies can't reach the pedals.
but squash seems to have moved on.
just saying if he can't, he should let himself act on the urge he probably felt.
How did I never hear about this movie?
I love jamie foxx
I wanna jooin the squash pants conversation
squash was he cute? :3
I dropped it because I was uncomfortable with the direction it was taking.
Because you only watch weeaboo shit.
okay Code Lyoko
Ya dun goofed
he's called Baby. that's his name.
he comes of age, drops the Baby.
how many times has shoving his hand down peoples' pants worked out for him? he'd be ending a cycle.
You watch people play Osu you faggot
I'll watch it 2nite
I only watched one person play, years ago even.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S AN ANGRY RESPONSE
i STILL GOT THE DARWIN ATTNS
THE GAME WAS BABY FROM THE START, RIGGED
Who did you watch
I'm feeling like you probably watched Subtle play.
Does anyone have screencaps from the time Neru made that thing that took random words and made them more Neru than Neru herself?
whatever. if the emotions have faded, great. but if he wanted to do something about it, there's not a single person that'd blame him.
better to just report it if that's what you want. vigilante justice never works.
as shown in Drive.
Never seen him play.
nobody cares anymore
I don't believe you.
Wait what? Kyle plays osu?
Dont we all want to commit suicide on some level?
Darwin watches me all the time he's lying lol
Would you believe him?
h o t
isn't subtle like one of the best osu playersin the world?
that's wat ive been hearing
i want to die not by my own hand tbh
He is so good the stream glitches because it cannot keep up with his deft cheating.
yea, this kind of thinking is way off the mark. some things are just simple. like a report would change a goddam thing.
maybe you should use a better treaming service to watch ur bf" : (
is subtle a nub?
How do you know that a report wouldn't change anything?
You ever reported some sexual assault? People take that shit pretty damn seriously.
You can't play a playa, Darwin.
I will be staying with him during the holidays. No streaming necessary anymore.
nvm actually wafflez still cares
you'll fucking let Old Man Darwin sleep sleep in your own bed for a fucking week but you won't even get coffee with me when I'm in london
wtf subtle you swerved loco?
He wouldn't go downstairs to say hi when I was walking right under his building.
seems like a complete waste of stress and emotion. drawn out, reliving it. why complicate it.
You're scary tho
Grim don't be deceived!
please tell me they are lying
I no longer care for it.
Being serious, I offered to meet with you a bunch of times and I was in London a bunch of times.
But I understand. I am a scary rapist. So.
You wouldn't do that would you grom
What the fuck no I'm not
Loco is smelly tho
Scariest Slav 2017
Loco's not being srs and Echo's memeing, so yeah kinda
I would meet you with an open embrace
the only poster id be iffy about seeing alone would be ui
I would even give swedish fish a hug
but dont tell her that or she'll fucking freak
I clearly recall times when you were very -very- far from being "scared" of me Ian.
This is disappointing I would think you'd know better than this
Why you gotta be a fag about it?
I remember those too.
COLBEAR YOU LITTLE SLUT
I feel like I would only meet a few of you guys now.
AX would be the only time I'd be around people I don't like just to meet the ones I do.
One time I was going to take Squash out for pizza but it was raining really bad : (
You asked for it.
I would go to AX for the coke like.
I distinctly remember going down and outside, that was the whole point
I remember YOU asking for it actually...
its pretty shitty coke ngl
if you really want I could get some ny colombian quality stuff but that shit is not cheap
its pure tho one line will send you reeling
how would I sneak that on a plane too
not putting anything in any body cavities
sry mr lawful good. you can't prove that kind of assault. and without proof, you have to live with it. some people get to live knowing they righted a wrong. some people have to live knowing they made a wrong even worse.
there's a reason you shouldn't overthink these things. less likely for anything to happen. far as I've seen, the decisive people get more done. wish it wasn't true, but it is.
I'm sure Soto could get good coke if he wanted to, he's just poor and Mexican so he can't afford
Get one of your trannies to carry it for you.
actually i really wanted to meet with somebody from here but I dont have a car and actually right now i dont even have much of a room
soo if anybody ever came to visit me
until I move into my next plpace I'm aiming at later this year
we' just have to walk around my pretty scenic town like the locals : (
are you volunteering
hey man its alright
all in due time
First class or bust.
under your headdress
Toy Story in KH3
Of people I would meet?
I really want to do this to kanra
does anyone share this feeling with me
Whatever man, aslong as its coke. Its all good boy.
What's wrong with ui? I barely know the guy but eh, bard seems weirder.
It's really hard to judge.
So you weren't looking at me from the window without even popping out..
Ui is a sociopath with a God complex and wants to diddle kids.
bard seems weirder
low standards are shit
he seems like an awesome guy but he has a very very scary side to him
ill dress you like an arabaian sex slave and make YOU carry it
I have never flown first class in my life LOL
i was never into the kh series so I feel completeley unchained in saying
that is the embodiment of autism
Fuck kids is okay
it's just a meme
It almost makes flying seem worth the effort.
when I go into economy I just close off my senses until I land tbh
You, Loco, Sabs, Kanra, Bard, Guero, and a handful of others.
but if we're getting me involved
wouldn't really have to hide it in my clothes.
No, guys. It's ok. That loli said she was an 800 year old vampire girl.
Youa re shit
only a few
hawt. there's something magical in taking something beautiful from the world. guess I couldn't blame you.
Wha? He does.
O-oh..guess I won't get to either..
Well we can't all be perfect..
I SAID IT'S HARD TO JUDGE
least im not snorting 70% cutter
sQUASH DOESNT LIKE YOU
handful of others
wellll.....okay i guess thats not as bad
You think i do not hope that the 70% is bleach
Next time Ray is here, read one of his posts.
you're not beautiful
Community of 200+ people
I only would really care to meet maybe 15 people
nigga where the fuck do u see 200 people posting
has GoT started airing yet?
you'll never party with scoots or erin because you don't know how to swim
Though to be fair I'm probably one of the people who has met more posters than anyone.
2 or 3 days still I think
SQUASH I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
history wise I'd say maybe were at about 200 people throughout the time our threads have been going maybe starting around when bern was here , not incliding the alice eraa
you'll never party with scoots and erin because you're shy and you know they'll rape you
they wouldnt dare
scoots might but erin is chill 100%
You thought wrong.
Been posting for 5 years
In 4 different kinds of threads
Just because the thread is dead now doesn't mean those people stopped existing
oh cool I wanna go back in time too
all posters of all time is close to 600 iirc from the Shitpost Illuminati thing.
if they dont dont post they dont exist
Erin is chill
Joke of the fucking year.
Also Loco, we almost stabbed someone.
maybe someday dreams can come too : (
erin is chill 100%
That's some dumb shit to say, I tell ya what.
with a knife?
das how it is
me too :(
If you get around though you can probably still find most of them
I ran into somebody who went by the name of AA like 4 years ago here
in a discord /r9k/ /sft/ discord i'm in and that was pretty nice :3
Let me get to know you better and I might correct myself.
Who's Ray again?
I remember disliking Soto the most but I'd probably wouldn't mind meeting the guy now
Actually now that I think about it the worst possible real life encounter I could experience with someone from a thread would be with TP..
idk maybe it could all turn out well and you'd just third-wheel it.
hanging out irl I mean
like she didnt fuk with casp or scoots at all when they were over
Not really, but ok.
i thot knives are illegal in brekkieland
there has to be something exceptional about me to deserve your hands around my neck. something about me, a person, but impersonal. beyond normal feelings. let me live and maybe we'll figure them out together.
I would love to hang with Erin IRL so I can step on amphetamine needles in their nasty ass apartment while we starve and beg posters for pizza because we blew our money on drugs.
Are there no worthwhile screencaps around?
nothing good ever comes out of scotland
don't try to pose as me
you aren't pretty enough
Because it seemed like a coherent thing at the time.
Ride or die nigga.
you're just mad fucking annoying and you failed my expectations
Neither are you though.
I'm a fun guy does anyone wanna meet with me?
you're too pussy to even post face how u gonna meet someone lmao
I certainly hope not.
I thought you were just bullying me at first
but now its more of an open observation so thats okay and doesnt bother me anymore
hopefully someday ill change that
Grim, you won't even post dick.
You can't call Lloyd out.
Sweet let's meet in Portland tomorrow
I'll wear a mask
wats wrong you like the new kingdom hearts?
Seriously curious now.
What he never posts again?
He did invite me to play osu a bunch of times when he still did and I thought he was pretty amazing because I haven't touched the game at the time and it was all just a light show to me.
Me? God, no, I never bully.
btw lloyds dick is fucking massive
literally kill yourself
cool bring drugs
Amy I read your Psyche within the first three days of you living with us and knew you weren't going to commit. I PUSHED you everyday to try harder and told you to do things like go to the fuckin temp agency and get a job in one day. You never followed through until it was a messy situation. You can call it bullying or say I pushed you to suicide, but I am a legit psychopath and don't care. You should be happy I tried to give you tough love and taught you a little about living in r eality
idik dont play
I could post my dick if you'd like.
Lloyd is a nigger too
Is it?? Describe it to me.
I've got them in my ass right now.
I was hanging around other satanists and every one of my carnal desires were fullfilled. I fucked trannies and did a lot of detestable things.
every goddamn time.
Ui should probably have been aborted.
Ui should have KY themselves
there has to be something exceptional about me to deserve your hands around my neck. something about me, a person, but impersonal. beyond normal feelings. let me live and maybe we'll figure them out together.
is this how you see yourself?
that's quite interesting.
that's fair... sorry I failed your expectations. can't change who I am, though I wish things were different and the fight wasn't fucking exhausting...
SO he's just amyx10 then?
Is she holding a carrot dildo?
pretty sure he was and someone spilled the abortion bucket over
would explain why he looks the way he does.
Post his face.
How many veins?
you post other peoples dicks instead of your own
youre too pussy to do it
drink a gallon of gasoline
thats some blood chan level shit toh real talk
it isnt so hard not to be shit
Wanna double team Ame yo?
I actually have posted my dick, but with all the random dicks I have posted it isn't like people will know what one was mine.
Darwin recommend me a good comedy.
Watch Subtle play osu!
"Can a man be brave when he's afraid?"
"The only time he can be is when he posts dick."
you're lying out of your ass
the pretty french girl?
drink a gallon of gasoline
that's like saying it isn't hard to be smart
some people just have it where others don't
nobody wants to fight themselves everyday.
That's a par
The same fam
History of the World Part 1
Prove it then.
Master ilu ;;
THE SWEET DRIPPINS
A repeated joke can only be so funny..
I just want a little squirt (little squirt)
then stop fighting it
let the world wash over you and begin anew
seems kinda rapey at this point
it's on you to prove it
holy fuck you make me so fucking angry
screw your dick
screw your 200 posters
daddi got his joos
YO YOU'RE WATCHING BIRD UP
THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION
Eric Andre is actually a very normal, well adjusted, vegan, meditating person.
couldn't have been too hard to find an actual crazy person to be him.
Thats what this is. Ive a rape fetish for ame
Getting mad because people use to post and we don't pretend they don't exists anymore
Getting mad because I won't post dick
You ever bone your grandma to death?
Talk about going out with a BANG, people!
is it the micropenis
thats pretty fucked up
dont commit any crimes
Hey Hunger Games!
I'M STILL FULL
You kind of have dumb outlooks when it comes to the threads to be honest.
Nah, it isn't, she isn't even a real Person. Its cool nigga.
Grim you are so tense because of this nodal thing. You need to wind down...
Hey Darwin do you think It's Always Sunny is better than Arrested Development?
What is it like being that dumb?
do u have my money
if not when are you gonna have it
are you doing it too? ~ :3
ur right but im not gonna cave after 1 day
fuck do u think I am
By the 25th I guess.
I'm taking a break from RS because I don't want to spend another 8 hours straight trying to grind money.
*PIERCING SCREECH BECAUSE FU*
I would only like, meet 3 people IRL from this thread... I would say 5 by number 4 and 5 ive met already
What? Its okay if no one finds out though. Theyll be drugged.
I will break ur fucking legs if u dont get that shit in time
Grim if he don't pay you what you gonna do about it?
Ay bruh don't pay that man he pussy as hell he a sucker
Squash dare that nigga to come see you he ain't gonna do shit
cuz bans doing it and hes like
you should do it too
THUS I SEEK THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT
Kyle don't burn yourself out on RS playing so much it isn't healthy
Now that you owe me money you better fucking pay me back ASAP or I'll break your legs
1v1 him in the wildy with his bank
I decided to nofap but the decision made me horny
Bruh how that man gonna break your legs and you bigger than him? Tell that man where you stay at bet he don't pull up, I swear
I gave u 14 days notice
you can make 700k/h
you owe me 5m
do the math
asap my ass
STICK WITH IT
Wilderness is pussy shit, Lloyd.
1v1 me in fletching like a fucking man.
I know this feel pretty well
just a few days back my brother stole my guitar from me :and so I dont have a brotehr anymore : (
Although It wouldnt be rape
she'd want it
IT'S RUNESCAPE MONEY
For real, how he gonna do it? Even if that nigga got a bat, he a amateur. He prolly can't swing his own dick let alone a baseball bat
Spend 8 hours grinding B2P tabs
Only a bit over 1.5 mil
If you're going to threaten me over ~$5 worth of money in a video game then you can go fuck yourself, dude.
I have done nearly nothing but grind in that game. I'll just buy some fucking bonds when I get paid and uninstall.
time for fap
Fuckin nerds, am I right?
Grim doesn't understand the concept of having "fun" playing video games
h-haha is this real life..?
I love this lol
where the fuck is your money going LOL
you're doing something seriously wrong here
nofap is an overhyped cult of celibacy
I've tried to find success stories. there are none.
if you objectively tried to measure your internal states throughout a week because of a lack of masturbation, you'd find hardly any change that wasn't you projecting what you hope to find. regular exercise. good and balanced nutrition. proper sleep. MAGNITUDES more difference than a build up of sperm does in helping your brain.
if your goal is better cums later, that's all nofap is good for.
T-totally not playing it right now
Imagine, taking a videogame seriosuly.
don't let bullshit dictate your life.
there's so much better real shit that you're ignoring.
Who would you meet from threads?
In the next issue of the Masturbation Dissertation we have a lovely article by Griffin on the sham mass-cult of nofap
Join us as Griffin details us the dangers of falling in line with these degenerates that have been plaguing our society for the past 7 or so years
What I did wrong was try and get into a game to play with my friend and end up being threatened by way of broken legs for not having paid him back post haste.
If it's so fucking easy to make money in that game why threaten someone over something that is apparently so paltry?
grim, do some fuckin regular exercise. in a couple weeks, ask yourself if you have more energy, sleep better, and cum better.
the past few months I've gotten way more active and in fact sleep better and am more energetic with bigger cummies
the only downside is whenever i move i feel it everywhere in my body and it feels
kinda good maybe but also kinda hurts
Hey Darwin what'd you think of Split?
I'm just going to sell my bank and make up what's left with a bond later before I uninstall the game.
why does nofap have so many forums of men giving each other advice, talking each other into not fapping, when they haven't had strong results themselves?
literals circlejerk of men hoping and wishing for the magical restorative powers that men get when they deny themselves climax.
I had a friend who was super convinced of it. it sounded super sketchy to me. so I started looking at all the places he was looking that made him convinced. IN THE END, HE ADMITTED IT WAS JUST WISHFUL THINKING. do regular exercise. it helps pretty much everything in your body.
no what you did wrong was plan to fucking rwt on this game to spend your offtime and do it in such a fucking retarded manner you would get instabanned
you're still thinking im gonna break ur legs if u dont have my money tomorrow
you have 2 weeks
thats 336 hours
and honestly, do you think I'd actually fly to you and physically harm you over 5m? just wanted to piss you off :^)
if it involves punching you in the face im down
You realize not fapping elads to cancer right?
mass delusion is something I like to try to understand. it's sorta my hobby.
Buying bonds isn't bannable
Also stop being retarded over RS and let people play how they want
it involves you going for a jog every fuckin day and getting mad at yourself for waiting so long to get started.
Already selling my bank.
I'll buy a bond and then uninstall after, but I don't think I'll play games with you after this.
just get someone else to help you fap..
Kanra it's nofap week. Please stop jerking yourself off.
Remember that time Colbs did LSD and fucked some prostitutes with a knife like jACK THE RIPPER
Good times, good times...
but went too far
he wanted to farm gold and sell it
what world do u wanna meet
Wanna exercise with me then fap together afterwards?
Still, you get dumb over this stuff a lot
Go fuck yourself.
You can have it the 25th.
Good night ♥
I remmber my first time trying lsd came after i was already pretty experienced with haallus and iit was fucking crazy bro I cant even
what that must have been like
Couldn't you consider fapping the exercise?
aiite fuck u then
imagine if I actually loaned him a large amount
then it'd be dead serious
but 5m is a fart
I did it in a strange city with people I didn't know very well and I took 2 tabs at once my first time ever trying it
Not very well planned out tbh honest
Goodnight scooty dooty
You are literally intolerable
Like if you were a face or sexuality Kanra I wouldn't tolerate you
The history books would celebrate the fucking Kanra holocaust
I wanna get him sweaty and ready.
LoL I was just trying to make you mad by being an asshole
LoL why you so mad? fuck u then
what if we end up too happy, depleting our oxytocin and dopamine reserves? what will happen to our motivation for the rest of the day if we're not sexually frustrated?
literally what nofappers thing
You didn't, tho
And you probs wouldn't and shouldn't, it's clear he wasn't super interested in RS like you and I are anyhow
Oh, you weren't gonna fuck afterwards?
dont ever log into that game again after that
I learned this neat term the other day.
it's called the "narcissism of small differences"
When you put in 6000 hours but you never make alot of money
and dont forget you need to spend 10% of the ge value on a bond to trade it
so you're gonna need the bond +2mil +20% of the bond
idc if you have to grub for it
just make sure you get it
You gunna break my legs if I do? Maybe I'll play with Colby.
You knows what's narcissism? Typing out a bunch of bullshit thinking people want to read it.
I promise you'll be just as miserable and unfulfilled afterwards if that's what you want. Let's make it happen.
I DIDN'T THINK THIS FAR AHEAD
you suck at this game too much to play w him
all you're capable of is performing one track tasks that get spoonfed to you
for hours on end
I spent countless hours as a kid in Runescape just standing around and talking to people lmao
You suck at RS
wtf r u doing
FUCK BRO!!!admitedly me too in gw `~ ;
it was almost like..being here
you and me are two sides of a grubby coin
yo this is some funny ass shit
I'm gonna start drinking
you used your own runes to teleport outside of a poh that had teleport portal and jewlery that cost nothing for fucking hours on end
thats next level retarded
wtf r U doing?
It's possible to suck at runescape?
Sssshhhhh, just take this popcorn and watch
not being a jerk over internet money
Don't tsk at me you fuck
We get along pretty well when I'm not ribbing you about blueberries <3
It's almost as if I had been playing the game for about a week and haven't read over every NPC's function and lore and secret Tragic Backstory™.
Tee hee. Silly me~!
Runescape is a sport
if you jumped out of a window instead of using the elevator and did it for 16 hours straight
its like sucking at living
that's just a medium
I was being a jerk to piss him off but hes just getting bitchier so why not go the full 9 yards
portal and jewelry have 0 relation to any lore
you literally see people performing the teleport animation next to the jewlery box
you're just stupid stop trying to dmg control
Not getting the sarcasm
runscape is e sport
this is maybe something I need to work on.
have you watched Mr. Holmes starring Ian McKellan?
stahp. pls ;~;
I think being bad at a game it's so hard to be bad at would just make it MORE 'impressive'.
I was intentionally trying to piss him off, but he's being rude about me being a dick to him that I'll just be a BIGGER dick now