Head pats please, nii-chan?

Head pats please, nii-chan?

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Hola mi amore
How was your day?

It was alright, I went out and did grocery shopping that was much needed.
Now I will relax with my evening before an early retirement due to working morning tomorrow.

Awe that sucks
Im gonna take a break cause i dont like posting here on my phone
Byebye

byeeeee

How are you guys liking Hajimete no Gal?

SLUTS DON'T GET HEADPATS

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the old thread was never linked to this one

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good evening

konbanwa to you too grim

I missed the bomb ass pool party

Oh nah those are just the pools/jacuzzi at my apartments

I moved to some suburban area and its really nice and theres a free gym/pool/spa

I'm bored as shit
What's happening here?

Look up "MEYD-146"

Thank me later

Is this like
reverse cuck porn?

It's motherfucking AIKA

She's a cute af irl gyaru

Holy shit this combination is awful
Why does this exist
Why is it so bad

T R I G G E R E D

Bring me better porn next time.
I'm disappointed in you.

nice!

I might come over for ala

is that anywhere nearby?

Ontario, CA

Though ALA is more of a partycon than an actual con

Ontario, Canada

Fuck a tranny

I can hear the xannies calling.

two ontario

Canada is gross tho

Good thing you're gross too then ^_^

I got close to doing that last year

probably won't go for it again
or maybe I might
depends how drugged I am tbh


is this an invitation?


no worries

To what

Just do it sober and say you got drugged.

About as gross as poutine

ontario


I don't have a desire to do it sober
my inhibitions are too strong

Oh, so not gross at all then?


Sure I guess

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I'm pretty oishii if I do say so myself

obscene liquor.

If that's how you're going to admit to eating your own cum...

an '18?

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youre drunk as tits g2b

i don anna

I'll be there at least.

Just gotta find one how looks like a girl.

why is andys hair so long

eh?


yeah but like
you inviting and all
won't we be going together?


gtfo

i want to yalk to kuss though.

Just gotta find one that looks like a girl.

I just said the name of the province tbh.

That's really really gross.

I'm pretty sure we've all done it before

You have too


He's growing it out to achieve injun aesthetics

I don't know who started the #blamesoto meme but it kinda annoys me but don't let it show cause then they will just start doing it more

I want the entire thread to know im drinking

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I'm Jewish. I presume you are too. Stop being afraid. Call me. Or give me your number and I will call you. I already know where you live, I'm on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.

How do i make beer taste good?

drink a gun

Yeah I eat my cum every night.

But thats poison

And what do you think alcohol is?

devil cum

I mean I was gonna go for "fun" but sure, that too

Beer naturally tastes good if you pick the good kind


All I can picture is Yuzumori licking her sticky fingers while thinking of Mimika

God damn why isn't there any doujin out yet?

Its elephant piss

this is almost like a podcast
i need more wine

Whats the good kind

call 1-800-leeches

And yet here you are.

It will be werth it tho

sure it will, piss drinker

Because it's not a popular manga.

Hangar 24 Chocolate Porter

Does it taste like chocolate??

I bet it will get popular next year and get an anime adaption

mark my words


Yeah sure

July 13, 2017

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Translated
(Nishi Asuka) Someday, We'll Get There ch03 [yuriproject]
(Panzer☆Vor! 6) [Umenomi Gahou (Umekiti)] la mia sorella (Girls und Panzer) [English] [GH]
Cheerful_Amnesia-Vol.1_Ch.9-Croxx-Over_English
[Mezashi] Birthday×Yoshiko
[Mezashi] Weeknight Sleepover (Love Live! Sunshine!!) [English] [GiB]
[peachpulsar (Mira)] Cutie Beast Ch. 6 [English] [Sexy Akiba Detectives] [Digital]

Untranslated
(C91) [くずごみ。 (みかぜ)] やさしい♡だけじゃイヤ!! (ガールズ&パンツァー)
(歌姫庭園13) [たぬチョコ (赤佐たぬ)] Sweet Rabbit 3 (アイドルマスター シンデレラガールズ)
Centaur no Nayami Chapter 79
[CURL UP (murata)] ひみつのりこちゃん
[float (はづき)] よしりこねこみみ事件!
[float (はづき)] 同人作家リリーとヨハネの活動記録
[ありすくろす (逢坂圭)] にゃんにゃん日和
[おとめのはにかみ (みくるん)] 恋の終えかたをおしえて
[てりやき茶房 (伊久間さつき)] Kiss me!My Lily!!
[ひろいそら (鷲宮ひろ)] どうぞよしなし
[びびっどサンダー (ズミクニ)] Stop召喚事故!
[みやこ時計 (ミヤコヒト)] よしりこ写真集 Girls Jam
[猫と万華鏡 (ぬくぬく)] リリヨハいちねんせい
白雪姫と黒タイツ (1)

*poke poke*
;~;

Late af

Was busy, sorry.

a lot of them look like girls
that isnt enough while sober
nothing is


shes dead


well you live in it so

no point in coming if I can't go with a threader


awwwwwwww
youve turned people into alcoholics and druggies tho for srs
thats probs where its from
but its good you feel bad about it, you have some humanity in you @least

How can you tell if someone has a penis ?

Sometimes you can't

I believe it.


Yuzumori ^_^

What's your favourite yuri ship?

It's a big province

invitation usually involves activities with the invited

It wasn't an invitation, I just said the name of the province

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is this mff

please dont be mff

I just renamed it. I'm bored.

that shit is legit scary my dude
and im not even wish


"is this an invitation"
"sure I guess"

ok. I'll shut up and find something else to do.

btw, i was only trying to make news into a meme up here propublica.org/article/marc-kasowitz-trump-lawyer-threat-emails-maddow

nah not saying you should go
ive been stalked before lol just expressing my feels

how you been lately?

not too good overall tbh. barely any money and the meds aren't working still for my physical problems. you?

sorry to hear
been working hard
sleep schedule is fucked
lost some weight which is good
might go and get a masters in a year or two esp since my boss is willing to pay for it

Sounds hard overall but probably well worth it.

most def

we should meet up for beer sometime

That would be cool. I don't know how it would react with one of my medications that say don't drink while taking.

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lol i cant teell if that's a boy or girl, meme

:O

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creepy!
._.

Yes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AZ5dhnJ7d10

lolwut

._.

I already threatened to crucify you once, is that not enough?

Can you tell if its a boy or a girl now ?

youtube.com/watch?v=vc-b-t6RCvc


its the same person

it was both.


nope

it a girl!
:O

and one of them boys voiced over her voice with his!

i dunno

Thats just how she sounds.

it weird

Her voice was switched with this guys at birth.

youtube.com/watch?v=bIH25CP2wc4

he sound like a young boy

Hes only 5'8 too

that's a normal hieght.

._.

????

Its below the national average.

for a guy at least

it is?

i wouldn't know.

google is a magical thing

meow

I feel like shit

one beer won't hurt ya haha

Just finished evangelion+end of eva for the 4th time

will never be able to get over how fucking amazing that shit is

How would you not know that 5'8" is short? Or is this a "teehee i dont know the average height of a guy because im a GIRL xd"?

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guy in the cap is amused

I felt the same way.

:D
jinx is cute~

The best league girl.

she made me happy

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howdy y'all

playing as her was fun, she'd say nice things and do kewl stuff
and her music video was kewl an bumpin'

"she'd say nice things"

shes crazy though

crazy fun!

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:O
weird

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can i please have

$200?

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:(

jinx a shit btw

:)

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that's a funny way of saying you wanna fuck dogs

;~;

*hugs her nicely and comfortingly*

I'll just hurt her more later.

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no i'm not hurting her!

What even is this shit?

Yes ?

The longer you hold her the worse its going to get.

I'm very jealous

No.

...why jelous?

its not gonna get worse! because i'm not doing bad....

lol I remember the first time I saw one too I was pretty surprised.

Apparently they are a call "middle eastern people " and the have like 10 different kinds

:o

This is definitely copypasta.

okay


Only i'm allowed to touch her

i'm gonna break her whore face


I changed it a little

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is that moon man

BLESS

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He goes to kkk meetings.

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Pretty sure spec doesn't attend KKK meetings.
That'd take time out of his busy nigger lynching schedule.

me too


No I've meet him in real life.

He came wearing his cloak and everything.

Yeah but yours are all fake with collagen and not natural like his.

He lives in the desert.
That was probably just his traditional sand-nigger robes. Needs to keep the heat off somehow.

Those are fake.

Yeah, it was my poncho.

Actually it was for hiding his fucking knives in.

What sort of fag wear's a poncho.

Considering guns make up like 50% of his personality traits I find it hard to believe he'd be edgy enough to bring a load of knives but not be edgy enough to be ready to columbine the nearest school at a moment's notice.

Well I mean it was Cali, so I wasn't allowed a knife over 4" or mags over 10 rounds.

don't think he was brave enough to bring a gun into cali

That's why you needed robes, to hide multiple guns.

Wow, what a pussy.
There goes half of his existence I guess.

He could of done it pretty easily though.

We'll bring Cali back into the true American fold someday.
Someday.


You think I'm some kinda novice or something?

I mean yeah. What are they gonna do, stop him at the border?

I've always been curious just how much noice that guy would have made while moving.

Noise would be the least of your concern with the fucking 12gauge running down one leg.
Not to mention that moving at all with any of those handguns just stuffed in your waistband without a holster is uncomfortable and difficult as shit.

My 12 year old sister pickpocket him and stole his knife.

The BDO market is the single worst video game economy I've seen in the entirety of video games, this shit makes the grans exchange look like literal perfection

the way it works is when an item goes up for the lowest price on the market it get put as a bid item, and bid items don't actually mean you bid, it literally is an RNG raffle about who gets to buy the item.

So why don't i just buy something more expensive that's not in a bid? well you'd get caught there, you can ONLY buy the lowest priced unit of the item on the market

in summary: bids clog up everything and make buying pretty much anything an RNG war

This is especially a cancer when it comes to the rare items needed to enhance weapons and armor above +15. they come on pretty frequently, but it's IMPOSSIBLE to buy one of them.

on the bright side there is """"""""""pre-ordering"""""""""" but if not enough items go on the market then they'll all be bids and pre-orders have no stake in bids

Yes I am triggered I've been trying to buy one item for 2 hours.

Well yeah, but you could just pretend you really need to shit or something.

Maybe I just like the imagery of that neo-chainmail

Outplayed by a little girl.
Nice.

Get her to take his keys next time too.

why r u playing shitty mmos

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Isn't BDO's biggest feature it's amazing graphics

Why does it look like you're playing a 2004 game.

okay

cause I'm running a gtx 750 not a 1070

veautiful lines

Those thick ones are the pressure sensitivity on the tablet turning itself off.

there are models of this tablet that cost 700 bucks.

Wat. Why? Then what's the point of selling an item for anything other than lowest?


Neo-Chainmail sound is when you put it all on a duty belt, with all your other crap, and a chest rig over that, and it all clanks around like a mother fucker because the radio never sits right.

return it as defective


I have run out of dumb memes to parade around as conversation.

it also time gates large quantity items because someone will put one thing at cheapest price which time gates THE ENTIRE ITEM

Disappointing.

circular marks look nice !

Time to kill self.


for why?

Never has there been such a feature that I love and hate at the same time.

hollow knight is literally dark souls mixed with ori and the blind forest and it's one of the best games I've played in the last year


because the cheapest item gets put as a bid

How is anyone supposed to live up to this sort of pressure?

Never played dark souls in any form?

Life uhhh... finds a way

It's really pretty I like it so far
the larvae bug things you can save are darling


I have, I'm familiar with the feature. I like when it comes up in games

I didn't know that you lose your plug-in chips when you die in NieR Automata. The first time I did realize it I lost an incredibly powerful one.


Seems like something's gone overlooked here, this doesn't seem like a usable market.
What are you trying to buy anyway?


You aren't, thus, kill self.

whats the fucking point of that???

you think maybe it's to disincentivise dying

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an item needed to take a weapon from +15 to "pri" enhancement level


it works literally the same exact way as souls in DS1, you can get em back, you just gotta get em back without dying again on the way to em

Encourages you to not die.

Or if you're playing DayZ it's more like a sand mandala, testing your patience in how much you can stand spending hours and hours getting all your gucci gear, only to have it taken from you in a split second by a single bullet.

did you get it back?


Well
It encourages that you don't hoard resources, but also that you spend them wisely.
Forces you not to run into enemies and obstacles without thinking.
High risk/high reward.
Masochism.


hai
don't crai

yeah, just wait for deepnest where you find your first EXTRA cute one

also tell me how many tries it takes you to beat hornet

never see u around anymore buddy

There a way to grind it, not buy it? Seems more time efficient if there is.


No, died again before I could recover my old body, so it was gone forever.

yeah yo-u have a small chance (SMALL chance) of getting it at random from gathering

still an RNG fuckfest

And I also just learned you can get the money back by beating your soul thingy
Neat!
Also hornet is sexy


I was away for a while yeah. I'll become more frequent now, likely. breathe some of that ol' spiciness in here, you feel me


I'da been salty enough to quit for the day.

excellent

Jesus Christ am I getting lost

Almost. Luckily by that time I'd built up a surplus of chips and G that just fused another one. Still a shitty drain on saved up resources though, and lots never regained the space saving some of the old chips had.

Are you in love with Kizuna AI?
I feel like you would be


Should I get Nier?

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and yes, get nier

I thoroughly enjoyed it to the point where I went out and bought a copy of NieR Replicant so I could get even more of the story and similar game play. Soundtrack is also amazing.
I'd say it's definitely worth checking out.

Buy me it.

seriously though, if you take more than 10 times to beat hornet you're in for a rough ride, less than 5 and you'll be chillin

having to restart from 20 mins prior isnt enough?


that fits in some sorta survival game not an action game

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Hollow Knight is cool too

I think it fits in any game, really. Death should have a meaningful consequence.

never played.

Me too

I heard its good from everyone though

now im hearing it myself

I dont have the resources for vidya rn though

idk if I should get return of samus from eu scalpers tho

cant imagine the price

its region locked so id have to buy a na cartirdge too ree

If items were so essential to gameplay, why do they need to be stripped from you at death? wouldnt you be using said items as much as possible to avoid failure state if they were essential and a real consequence towards gameplay

You wanna see my pants that are covered in zippers ?

I dont really care so sure why not

:(

Yeah? That's the point though, they are essential, so its teaching you not to go rushing headlong into things unprepared, or that you can't take on yet, because when you fuck up you'll get knocked even further back and have to re-grind up to it.

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oh I thought youd post it

if your dick is hanging out im gonna delete you
I dont need that shit rn its 6am

how are they essential if he didnt even notice he was losing "precious life saving" chips?

How big is the folder?
Buy me it.


I'll wait till next month, maybe.
I'm making too many purchases now


does she get harder every time you fight her or something?


action games are definitely about survival to some extent, though, so implementing survival/resourcing elements makes all kinds of sense.

10-12 images

I just a picture of my leg and foot

shits mad dark

I saw one zipper and your pale ass feet

I have 4 and none of them open my dick gate

gg

10/10

lloyd if u got snap add me @grim.01

Hey grim

wanna see my dick gate?

goodnight .

you didn't say you're gonna buy me nier
if you do that, I'll create a snapchat and add you

Its actually pretty comfy


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I guess I should clarify that I didn't know it was possible to lose them, till the first time I lost one. I did not know that chip loss on death until recovery a la dark souls was a mechanic.

So the first time I died, and didn't recover my body, I checked my plug-in chips and realized I had made a terrible mistake. And this was noticeable right away after I died that something was missing, health wasn't recovering, movement speed was gone, weapon attacks were halved...


That feel.

half the shit in games now are of barely any use and exist solely for "complexity" to make you think you lost something when dying, when really the most punitive measure of it is losing progress and starting back from a checkpoint

the ability to lose an item shouldnt even be tied to outright death if your really trying to make item use a core mechanic

lag

nah it's a measure of how quick you git gud

because believe me

YOU NEED TO

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsmoking was a mistake

Smoking is gross.

I'll keep this in mind.


hard knockz


Well in this game you lose currency, not items when you die. However, in a game like binding of isaac or dead cells or nuclear throne, where you start off with no items and collect them on a different run each time, that's central to the gameplay. In Nier, it seems you can collect lost items once you recover your old body so it's not even that bad. More often than not developers will implement the mechanic in such a way that you're not getting completely fucked for dying.

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thats why I smoke kretek, it numbs everything


if item loss was really a "penalty"
then it would be item loss = Death not death = losing some op/BFG9000-tier item that you were cheesing with

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Haha cock

My god you could weaponise john oliver's screeching voice

Excuse me there's nothing funny about cock

yeah there is

nigga I dunno about you but I'm terrified of that beast
It's basically a dinosaur

I wouldn't worry. it has no teeth and it can't fly. that makes it harmless in my book

here's his cousin, a far more dangerous breed of chickenosaurus

A dick dressed up as a space man is pretty funny though.

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Hang overs are ass.

ur a hanging over ass

Then don't drink.

But then I can't be drunk.

drink more water before you pass out

Man I'm jealouSS

I did. Wasn't enough. It's not that bad though.


I have today off. Retail work is nice for it.

Sounds ez, I'm so fucking tired I shouldn't have gone to work today
Mistakes were made

Kill someone?

Almost. Missed the head of one of the top dogs with like less than an inch
Slept a good half an hour in front of two others
I think I'll just go and get shitfaced myself too

Jack, you fool. You'll be hung.

You can still be drinking water though

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Why do you post about dicks all the time ?

If you want to be hung, just drink Milk.

Hii

Drink your own milk. Put it back into the penis.

Guess I need to lay off the milk.

What do people who want smaller dicks drink?

Milk.

I'd like to know what kind of milk IKT is drinking though.

Mommy's milk. rich in estrogen.

soy milk

Soy tastes better than the regular kind

I don't drink milk!

What are you drinking ?

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mizu

T-thanks

Must be something in the water then.

nani

gay frogs

That can't be the answer for everything.


I'm not sure which is gayer.

Daddy's milk.

Your dick is like the size of my forearm.


Thats some strong mizu.

I might go to a neat archipelago rehab, shit could be neat

noo you havent seen it

does 33% less sugars, salt, and fat mean I can eat 3 bags of chips instead of just one

I think I have though.

Perspective warping.

It's tiny I need a bigger one.

I might go to a neat archipelago rehab, shit could be neat

it means you can eat half of another bag

Tiny Asian hands for his massive Nederlands donger.

The hands make it looks like a magnum dong, even though it's just an enormous donger.

I'm not sure I believe this though.

heavy dead?

Thanks

I have trump hands.

I have trump hands.

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Hihi

This fat 18 y/o fuck keeps heckling me in his $600 Ford

Should I just murder him?

ye

egg him

nice snap btw

Heckling you? What?

what

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hows ur hangover

Ok.

thanks. i sent it to tokai along with some other sexy pictures. I think I've really got a chance this time.

you've never had someone drive real slow beside you shouting obscenities and making hand signs?

oh wait you're a priviledged white boy that's right. my bad.

im sure he is swooning


good to hear
I got plans to meet up with an old coworker today, hype hype

LMAO

subtle rides his bike through mountain trails to get to his destination

Cool.

You're white too why the fuck does that come into it

i grew up in the hood.

compton la motherfucker

watched downtown niggas drop cos they make the wrong fashion choice that day my nigga

y'all niggas ain't real. fucking going pop pop every corner two blocks from martin memorial. shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet.

ok

something wrong with that?

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no he just isnt in contact with city peeps as often as loco is

I literally live in the mountains.

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kek

kanra wants to ask you something

who?

Tell him to come post then.

There must be two kanras.

oh snap
are there nipples

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My childhood isn't a meme. How fucking DARE you.

Yeah hold on let me get my tight fit shirt

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stop the hotdog molestation

What's new?

I'm going out I'll be back whenever.

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this has to stop.

I was lying about the tight fit shirt. I don't own one. I'm too shy to show my body off like that.

Though there is this one.

that was a mistake

I won't post the rest.

ok only because its you ill let it slide

armani shirts will do wonders for your body
they fit so well

These cost more than my monthly budget.

well your bday passed but I might get you one for xmas if you are a good boy

having money is nice

I'll try my best.

ganbatte


yeet

too bad i dont because the agency i work with is staffed with vodka niggers

I CAN HAVE NICE THINGS EVEN THOUGH I'M POOR!

HOORAY

vodka nigger?

WHERE

I only cost $20.

polish people

ebay.es/itm/Monitor-HP-Compaq-LA2006x-20-pulgadas-WLED-1600x900/122570860017

He took a 20 euro offer the absolute madman.

It even swivels to 90 degrees so I can draw upright.

what a legend.

what a steal
make sure there are no insects in it since its coming from a recycling place lmao


oh shit
I havent run into that issue yet
most ppl in my job are white or asian

Are those her nipples?

no
video artifact

also

What does that get me

like are you willing to do pee stuff?

Okay.

How does one make mosquito bites go away?

Mosquitoes?
More like Mesquite Toes, amirite?

Bite them, suck the venom out.,

So just suck it like an asian schoolgirl sucks cocks?

N-not that I'd know about asian schoolgirls or their cock sucking habits... haha....

How's the weather?

No they don't bite.

Like suckling on mommy's nipple.

Mommy's milk.

vinegar/lemon juice

then ice it


or apply a high concentration menthol solution to it

New.