♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Hey Kid, Wanna Buy Some Memes? Edition

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RIP Jackie Chan.

Jerk. I thought you were serious for a moment!

i was serious bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-40597514

also saved.

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I never felt wanted, turns out there are barely any symptoms, i suggest everyone goes to police station to get themselves tested immidiately

tl;dr
i was wanted because ruff rugged criminal
also the girl who had my hearing was hot, but like 6.8/10 hot, would smash for lighter sentence

Anyone want to help me organise an intervention for casper

I'll intervene your face sweetcheeks!

Ah, yes. Corpus Christi. Things get weird that close to the Gulf.

We're all worried about you. Unironically. Please do not try to distract me by talking about kissing or whatever.


He was stuck in there for two hours while people kept using the machine. It probably wasn't very nice but I still laughed because I suck.

U suck cunt die

I'm slowing down tho, almost clean even, now kiss me or whatever

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I'm not a wigger tho
Wearing a slayer T-shirt "bro"

Sure thing, "bro".

He won't be qt when the meth rots his teeth and the weed makes his brain melt so he only gets enjoyment out of mortal kombat and never wants to fuck

Hm... good point. Alright, you should probably resume rehabilitating him.

Intranasal and oral use, not for smoking
promsie

IS THAT CASPER

No, mellamo caspito

You won't be able to do hardcore oral sex because your sinuses will melt and you won't be able to breath through your nose

Do you really want to live like that

Wow
thats gay

Gotta agree with DooP - that is Hella gay.

No it isn't. It obviously refers to eating someone out. If I were talking about sucking cock it wouldn't make sense because your airway is blocked either way when you get deepthroated. I was thinking more eating ass or beef sandwich while they sit on your face or something.

Idk I'm a fucking virgin so

I've never even hugged a girl

Genuinely could believe this.

John Wick Chapter 3 when

I chuckled too, but then I remembered how hot and humid it is in Corpus and felt really bad for he guy. I'm glad someone finally called 911.

Yuzumori-san Chapter 21 when

Sunday

Yeah. I feel bad for the guys that have to do it every day. Sit in there and push money through the slit. The woes of capitalism, I guess.

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osu!lazer when

2017

When's the last time you even played osu.. :c

2004 or something

Bep, um...that's...that's not how...

Yeah, you're right. Fight the powah.


I ain't clickin' dat.

Came for the circles, stayed for the memes

Came for the Coco, stayed for the Coco, coco for the Coco.

Wish coco would kill themselves

came

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When's the last time you even 中出し in Yuzumori

stop coming for me

im not worth it

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Reminded me of this gem.

I am cumming

am cum

Every night

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Gimme link

Can you share?

I don't know why I go on

To what

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Because I still love you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not "sharing". It's stealing, and it's not a victimless crime.


My sperms don't work, Punky.

Brb driving off a cliff

My job here is done.

Its collectivization. C'mon

That sounds a lot like cabber ayy soviet kong to me, Scoot.

You god damned rootless cosmopolitan

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the death of one is a tragedy, the death of sabby is just a statistic

distributive justice is fine fam, just ignore the massive economic penalty from disincentivising competition

you're the wurst

R - Can't
E - Keep
S - My
P - Dick
E - In
C - My
T - Pants

W - And
O - Out
M - Of
E - Their
N - Hands

you are a bad sausage

中出し

Kill a man, and you're a criminal.
Kill a bunch, and you're a hero.
Kill them all and you're favoured by the gods!

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this pasta?

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bruh

It was bound to happen

Broeder.

surprised he got out
if it was usa he'd be thrown into jail cell

He's white tho.

god bless socialism

If you had warrants in the US, you would be arrested, searched, charged for whatever they find, sit, rot, and hope someone will/can bail you out. If they think you are a flight risk they would jump your bail up. You might get a hearing in a couple of days.

prevert


nuh-uh. take it back.


oh look, something else i ain't gon' click!

I dare you to click this.

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Best memes in this neighborhood, kid.
First meme is free.

never

u bedder

no

pls

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Fine. sorry. I quit

G R O S S


Pushover. :3

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So you admit you like wieners? Is that why you're always badgering me to post mine?

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Just. Stomp me already. End this suffering.

Not clicking! :D

Scooter, I wanna kiss Kristen Stewart. Is that wrong?

mhm. You already did.

Did not. I don't click the stuff you post 'cause it's nasty. Unless I can tell it's baby goats. Then I click 'cause baby goats.

I am pretty sure its gay.
And gay is okay

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If you copy it it is


brie

It's not gay when girls do it.


See, I don't know what that is, so I ain't clickin'. This ain't rocket science!

Don't you kid yourself.

Scoot, girls can touch wieners and it's not gay.

Leviticus 4:20

IT ISNT MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS

THIS ISNT WHAT IVE BEEN SKIPPING MEALS FOR

FUCK

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It's el grindero

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¡El grindr de los patos bebé!


King James Version

I've been eating triple breakfasts lately lol

Checks out.

that's horrifying.

I'm a walking Bible: thick, leathery, and full of contradictions.


*waddle waddle*

Thanks, you've reminded me Ive not gone back to my bible.

1 Kings 21:21

are you dtd?

(down to duck)

I'm a fan of the Jefferson Bible, myself.


Psalm 137:9
Don't kill 'em in the womb. Kill 'em in the temple.


o bby

Why?

JESUS REBECCA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

disenfranchised white european youth, got nothing better to do with his time than repeatedly spray paint a name on walls in his own city, knowing it's the only choice he has at leaving any sort of impression in a world that doesn't care who he is.

an attempt to cope with the inescapable fact that even in his nightly world of being the mysterious boy that writes his name on walls, there are those whose are loved for their names and creations, for what they contribute to otherwise barren faces of buildings. not 'CASPER' though. the best he can hope is to leave little marks surrounded by those feats of artistry, messages to those who make the trek to admire the art along those walls, telling them "i was here too."

he meant "wall of fame" which is probably some alley covered from end to end in amazing creations. most cities have one. he went there, blitzed, to throw up on some nearby wall, going through the same motions of hiking out to the site as they did, envisioning his mark they did, unpacking his tools as they did, but what he produces is not like other artists. an ill spent youth left him vastly less skilled than them. this entire story was about an ill spent youth. in an interconnected world where it's not hard to find someone better than you at what you love, you have to pretend not to care if you don't want to get hurt. or...

taking it all into consideration, this may have just been Casper's way of protecting his right to be there. assuring himself and those he tells this story, that at least he wasn't the biggest imposter there that night. some other degenerate that probably has warrants for his arrest, does drugs and steals from people. it's possible he says it in the hopes that it's enough. that he'll buy into his own deception of worth someday, the same way he managed to talk the cops who were fans of Notorious B.I.G. fans, into letting him go.

what does he take away from this whole experience? that he's not loved enough. that he didn't know.

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wow that was rly fast ;~;

That fucking speed though.

fucking world record post hiding
A+

Also what the literal fuck is this hotdog shit?
This is the worst meme I've seen in forever.

Whoever you are you should be ashamed.

Thomas Jefferson once butchered several Bibles written in Hebrew, Greek, and English, cut out every supernatural element and everything added later by Paul (aka, Saul of Tarsus, aka Con Man), and wrote to friends that he'd "fixed" the Bible. His original copy is lost, but he later did it again and called his work the 'The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth'.

Just one of the many things I admire about Jefferson. He may be my favorite of the U.S.' founders, despite the whole slavery thing. :-/


That's unfortunate.


It's so deliciously tacky and awful. I love it.

just there are a million ways he could have told that story. he probably knows how to tell a good story if he can make cops let him go despite having several charges laid on him.

so you're forced to wonder why he told this version of it. the one where "stockholms junkiest writer is there" and "cops are listening to notoriousBIG" and where he doesn't say anything about what he told the cops other than he "chat them down"

the part where he chat police down seems like it'd be the most interesting part, but probably not if he had to appeal to their pity, only to realize the next day how pitious he is. turns out he never felt wanted. turns out he never felt the symptoms.

I think it was completely accidental, but also hilarious. I'm shocked it made it into the final book.

They're all... alot of them... pretty shitty...

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maybe I'm just being obvious again

He also started the tradition of holding Ramadan in the White House. Something that has been ongoing for hundreds of years until the latest president.

You are far behind the ironic curve.

Wait, so that's published? And she approved it? Yeesh.


Agreed. They were harsh times, but still. The idea that it's ok to own other humans is pretty gross.


Ok, that's amusing.


I remember reading that it happened by accident because he had dinner with an Islamic diplomat after sunset to accommodate the man's faith, and it just kinda stuck. I could be wrong.


I'm old, so it's tough to keep up with you younguns. :3

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Well. Exactly. Harsh times? It was self inflicted.

I stand corrected. It was abandoned in the mid 1800s and restarted by Clinton.

And yeah, that's basically it. The "Mohammedans" as they were called to basically broker peace from Barbary pirates.

Jefferson's Quran is whose Quran the first Muslim Representative took his oath on. Jefferson's faith throughout his life varied greatly. He made concessions in later life to win favor of evangelicals.

Kanra.png?

100%

where does one go to find such wonderful things?

Spec please

I mean his humanities subjects videos are kinda dumb but the rest of his shit is pretty great.

Jefferson's position on slavery was both progressive for the time and embarrassingly hypocritical. He did a lot to stop the slave trade and pushed for reform that would gradually emancipate slaves through a program that would grant them land and teach them how to provide for themselves, but he held on to his inherited slaves as his debts mounted because he needed them for credit.


Neat. I wasn't aware of that.

And it's a shame that politicians continue to have to pander to Evangelicals to even stand a chance of being elected. Then you have a weird case like that of Obama. Anyone paying attention knew the man was a secular humanist who abandoned Islam at a young age and embraced Christianity to further his political ambitions, yet he was constantly accused of being a Muslim spy bent on imposing Sharia law.

10/10 storytelling, but meme factor is 0/10, write a novel nerd
also i fame is what legal walls are called

Cops were upset because if someone is wanted they should be heard immidiately, but head office told them that i should go to my hearing in the morning. Basically it was not handled by the books wich upset the cops.
Also we talked about life and shit, they said i should "keep the path" or whatever clean life is. They said that actual worklife and bombing does not compute, and i made arguments that one can live on both sides of the coin.
Thanks for taking interest in this event tho.

Oh that's nothing. To quote Rebecca:


I think she has a wicked sense of humour that's kept in check by her being shy and in the public eye. Maybe racist caricatures are another facet of that.

can be kinda dumb*

Is jokes.
Lindybeige is okay I guess. He recently did a cross over video with Bloke on the Range, and oh my god, it's cringe worthy to watch to limeys try to figure out how to gun.

Nah, I understand the whole slave situation, whilst It does not make me an authority, but ive seen around the subject to know that it had become an unsavoury institution.

as in, she drew porn of those characters.

i would kill a man for the Ben Franklin ones.

are you shit at writing? that's pretty much the argument I was making.

Jefferson was out of office for a while by the time the evangelical pandering about his faith started. He was essentially getting shit talked in his community for "committing blasphemies" and he just kind of switched to a "sure, Jesus was magic" approach to avoid being ostracized and damaging his legacy. His personal memoirs of the events are contradictory but still ultimately reveal that his adult life was nothing but grappling faith and ideals with reality.

He was painfully human and for some reason it just has always fascinated me.

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I saw that.
The intense butthurt from americans in the comments was hilarious.

As I remember it he had that shit down pretty well in like a couple minutes though.

He was an asshole to his slaves, not just using the "institution" of the time. Fathered kids with them and was just kind of a dick to them.

Let me have my giggles.

Maybe its a little unfair to judge the past by modern values and morals... But, yeah that sounds bad by our standards.

Oh I'm sure of it.

Yeah, they had it going okay eventually.
Just one of the most annoying things is actually teaching new shooters, and Bloke wasn't gonna have any of that it seems. Like, teach the dude to actually get into a prone position properly where he can get the stock in his shoulder, and tell him it's okay to be rough with the rifle so you don't short stroke shit and can actually load the damn thing.
Frustrating to watch.

No, i'm pretty good at writing, it is sort of like speaking. I usually got highest grade when it came to writing stories or essays, i got VWD; very well done. The very best out of three passing grades. Sometimes i only got WD; well done, but i would never swoop down to D. Only those who would not try got D, unless they totally failed in wich case they got ND; Not done.
When i graduated they replaced the ND D WD VWD system with numbers 1-5, a system that worked better for most, but probobly would have lowered my grade to a 4, wich is not the highest grade.
I'm just really lazy, so i do the writings in a lolsomeme sort of fashion. Also i'm way out of practice.

It's weird to read U.S. history and see it referred to as "the peculiar institution". They knew it was wrong. Then the Southern States started jumping ship and outright defending "negro slavery" and white supremacy. It's pretty gross stuff. I'm ashamed of Texas' involvement, but proud of Sam Houston, despite his flaws, doing everything he could to talk sense into Texans and stop us from rebelling.

civilwar.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states


It must have been tough to live in a time when the "other worldly" was such an everyday part of life, yet you were trying hard to be a rational thinker and encourage others to embrace skepticism.

That pikachu looks legitimately pissed off to be a pikachu.

hope they're worth it

I mean bombing. being a writer. I was suggesting that you made up the super sketchy dude that you knew was a bomber like yourself, but that you knew was worse, but that you were projecting your own inferiority onto a probably made up character, so that you weren't the worst artist in the alleyway that night.

The real question is:
Did you get triggered by the Bren/Spandau debacle

I'm dating myself here, but that Pikachu looks line a Newcomer from Alien Nation.

I'm just curious what it looks like when they have sex with it.

Slaveholders weren't all bad even by modern standards. It's hard to get true numbers since it's all anecdotes but any area on the frontier with slaves tended to treat them as a part of the community and essentially as people, just unpaid labor. It's wholly contradictory and hypocritical but the conditions weren't always horrible and in some instances, better off than the true poor of the time.


It was the tail end of using the divine to rationalize scientific discoveries and people were still trying to come to terms with science being separate from divine.

As much as I love this state, Mexico treated Texas far better than the US in terms of representation, safety, and taxation.

The what?

Disgusting.
Me too, though.


But they wanted white immigrants to speak Spanish, pay taxes, and stop crossing the border illegally. It was absurd!

would you rather an accurate Pikachu?

Oh no, this dude is like, not even. He exists, he is breddy good too.
Seriously, my charges were like the smallest fucking narcotics charges and some vandalism, not even.
Sketchy graff dude is defenitely better at making big letters then i am, and probobly had worse charges. i try to avoid him.

Well I can't download it because of data limits, and one of us has to to get the screengrabs.


Actually? Yes.

I'd have a nigger or two to be fair.
Poor Sam.


Yeah, reading into it is pretty cray, one does kind of have to seperate themselves from modern thinking and read forward and not backwards

Speaking Spanish wasn't even outright required, just required for governmental roles, that they didn't want to do.

THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THIS IS BAFFLING.

He made a video comparing the Bren gun and the MG-34/42 as squad machineguns in WW2 from a historical perspective with the general conclusion that the Bren was no worse in practice, despite the bad reputation it has and the MG-34/42's amazing one. It triggered a lot of people, especially him calling the MG-34/42 the spandau because that's what brits of the time did.

the whole US immigration paranoia is laughable considering America's guerilla and insurgent actions in Cali/texas/arizona

Most of America considered slavery morally wrong/objectionable, they were just disconnected from it on the personal level that they didn't really care to address it and the burdens of fixing it.

It's no different than warlords in Africa at the moment. Almost everyone agrees it is morally wrong, it's just they aren't personal affected by it to have an investment in addressing it.

It would be detrimental to the forces of Capitalism if Africa were allowed to grow and modernize. I mean where the hell would we get such cheap and abundant mineral wealth?

seems being sketchy would be a good thing in street art
is your tag good? can it be better? why isn't it?

And the fact that we encouraged Mexican immigration during the World Wars to work farms and essentially kicked them out when we were done using, not too different from current use of illegal labor.

I'm triggered just by your description...

History, full of such hypocrisy and bad jokes.

The only thing we get from Africa that can't come from elsewhere at similar costs are heavy metals mostly used in electronics.

if they didn't want to of their own free will, but they'd still listen to your commands, would you still?

Kanra.

Are you asking me if I would rape Pikachu.

It's better now then one year ago when i took up the hobby, sort of looks like a shark

Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=98wQkttSh-M

I'm asking if it'd make a difference

Yes it would make a difference. I don't want to have non-consensual relations with ANYONE, least of all Pikachu. Pikachu is cute and pure and our lovemaking should be the same. I want to hear her moan softly.

when i said junkiest writer i meant like junkie, not bad

Says the junk

woah!!!!!
Slow motion so epic!!!!!!

I fucking hate PGI

sounds pretty gay tbh


chuuuu~

did i mention it's a skeletal shark?

lmao
Whatever you do, don't pay attention to how tall the Cougar is. Or how, just like the Adder, its feet have zero animation whatsoever.

and you put your cool skeletal sharks all around the city?

Doesn't look any taller than any other 35 toner tbh.

But yeah, how the fuck people can think that game in slow motion looks good and not a painful highlight of all of PGI's awful work on everything. Those fucking explosions from the Annihilator's autocannons.

No, because i started making it skeletal pretty recently. But they are scattered around

why not make it as quality as possible in between making it public?

This place is now just another pony thread.

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LMAO

It's pretty tall for a 35 toner that's supposed to be SQUAT like the fucking Adder.
lmao

Goodnight!

yeah
yeah
yeah

try not to die in yoursleep

no wait

lol gg

wait it gotten taken down
what?

okay now.

I'm adding quality now tho, but that's because i sorta have quantity allready.
But i do this for me, not for you or the public

you're not just doing it for you. or you'd be tagging your bedroom walls, or doodling on scrap paper. you want people to notice, be impressed by the quantity, but not have them respect the quality? no good reason.

Try and click the link. They took it down and replaced it with another one that actually had sound put to it.
PGI can't even put the right video up.

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true, i started to get to know someone, now i no longer care about that someone but i still bomb.
Also the thrill, it's quite the rush

pft later fags.
wish me ni ni

ninis


do remember its illegal and it could mean fines or jail.

no

hence thrill

test

is a qt manlet

Thanks dude

Also there's a new thread why am I responding to you