KFC is putting a sandwich in near space just so it can falsely advertise that it put a sandwich in space...

Tie fried chicken to a balloon in an attempt to convince people they want a sub par and unhealthy product, hastily prepared by workers on minimum wage.
Capitalism is nihilism and waste, re-branded as freedom and efficiency

pic related, still-frame of a guy watching fried chicken that's been placed in an altitude chamber.

relevant

Absolutely disgusting. People should be more conscious about space trash.

It's just a weather balloon, it won't exit the atmosphere.
Unless you by space trash where referring to people like Ellon Musk, or plebs who think we should "colonize Mars", if so I agree.

Space is boring, real men look to the sea.

But KFC redefined the boundary of space so that its sandwich will cross into space.

Only anime that i've truley enjoyed

Everyone on here is vegan, right? Chipotle is the only vegpilled mainstream fast food place.

is the that place you go to get salmonella

Space travel is the biggest waste of money. Sciences like agriculture have uses, but who gives a shit about space? How does what goes on up there help us down here?

veganism is trash but Chipotle is great

Because there is tons of resources out there along with a natural fusion reactor that is covenant for learning how to build fusion reactor on Earth.

Untapped mineral wealth: a second colonial land-grab but without the human suffering colonialism caused. Shit like this won't bring us that though.

Good taste.

Fuck no, but I do try to eat less meat. It's cheaper.

Absolutely fucking disgraceful. Watch Earthlings.

>>>/liberalpol/

Salmonella is only on the meat, Chipotle deliberately punishes meatcucks for their bad behavior while the sofritas, beans, and rice, salsa and guac, are all top notch.

Veganism is the only 100% good movement on the planet.

Watch me eating cheese.

good advice here:

Nice elementary school level retort. Watch this vid

youtube.com/watch?v=lLT4h7ZTK70

There's literally no video you could link that will ever make me not want to eat cheese.

Then go vegetarian, you hedonistic cad.

Meat (specially red meat) is bourgeois decadency and must be eventually phased out for the good of humanity and the planet.

If you disagree you are no better than ancaps going on about "b-but what about muh freedom, muh right to child sex slave soldiers, why can't I own recreational nukes"

Opinion discarded

Glad we got some good guys on here.

This isn't an Ancap board, moron.

Hey, I mean, technically, isn't everything in space?
t. KFC science officer

Moralism is shit. You're on the wrong board.

Nice try, porky. You get the BBQ on the day of revolution, too.

How come wherever there's a retarded ideology a third worldist is always near?

Holla Forums is the correct board for you.

Ever heard of ethical hedonism. If you wanna fuck to your heart's content, that's fine. You just don't get to rape and murder.

Do you know what pic related is? It's the byproduct of your meat.

There will still be meat purely from marginal lands. that's how they do even in the third world.

Veganism isn't considered with small individuals hunting or fishing, we can't stop that. What we need to end is organized animal exploitation.

PEAK BOURGEOIS=

yes yes, now please go discuss degen-eracy with them.

Animals are assholes and they deserve it

at least they're not pretending to be part of Le Eppid Internet Culture with all the dankest meems 2006 can provide, and smarmy defanged-Holla Forums-tier putdowns on a site controlled by more of their corporate friends where they can hotpocket anybody sassing them back and acting like they're one of the gang for winning all their rigged, uneven fights.

but that can only happen in 1984 and 1984 was all about communism! checkmate!
t. summer newfag fresh off the boat from r/the_cuckold

Fuck off back to /liberty/, mr. Ancrap

Here's a better version, the coloring is a bit off on that one.

What we need to stop is capitalism. You not buying meat is just another band aid on the cancer patient. It's guaranteed that under socialism meat consumption will be greatly reduced.

Because I like cheese.

Okay porky

Well then maybe KFC "scientists" are just retards, given they think the stratosphere is space.

THANK YOU BASED CAPITALIST EFFICIENCY

But seriously meat is murder, future generations will judge is harshly, assuming there are any

There's a jacobin article in the thread you got that stupid bullshit from that you should read.

Or, you know, don't do it and then complain about the labor aristocracy. I mean, it's pretty curious that vegan versions of products are always double or triple the cost. It's almost as if people want to capitalize on the dirty consciensces of goons consumers.

I wonder how much does the refugee who picks your tomatoes earns per hour.

Yeah meat is totally anti imperialist right, at least fruit pickers don't have to work in some of the most dangerous and disgusting working conditions in the developed world, factory farms are literally hell on Earth. Vegetarianism is better for workers, better for animals, better for the environment. The only argument against is muh hedonism.

I never argued anything this retarded. "food" can't be imperialist or anti imperialist. It's just very curious for me to see a bunch of people concerned about [insert cuddly animal here] while eating overpriced vegetables picked by literal feudal serfs.

As opposed to hyperpolluting meat harvested by feudal serfs?

Wouldn't it just rot away in space? Imagine aliens coming to earth just because they ate some moldy burger.

That's the point, dummy.

Except no matter how many babby pigs you show getting pwned the entire world won't stop eating meat.
pic related

Meat isn't food. It's dead flesh.

Fruit is dead plants. What does deadness matter anyway, do you only eat live things?

hahaahahahah

Are you really this stupid?

Dying if anything

it's irrelevant, if they have the chemical elements you need, and you can extract them, that is literally all that matters

I wasn't disagreeing with you m8, I thought I made my ironic shitposting clear with
sorry I didn't get that across lol