Why are you posting on Holla Forums on a Sunday morning instead of getting ready for church?

Why are you posting on Holla Forums on a Sunday morning instead of getting ready for church?

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Who the fuck sleeps from saturday to sunday if you have booze
Weeb pissants that's who

well shit, for real this time

Way to post in the wrong thread you idiot !

There is no wrong thread
Ya twats are all the same

Hey, Cato.

Hey, I got it right eventually!


Hi, goggles. You should Melbourne.

You don't know that for sure.

I will pack my bags and leave right away.

well you're here!


You have until Thursday

Pretty sure about that

I live in the wrong and own it.

But I won't arrive until Friday.

true i suppose

haven't been six inches in two years tsuchi

because i'm a heathen and an apostate

Maybe you are just the right


Why would it take that long?


Revvy!!!!

I'm travelling by skateboard.

Alexis and Goggles?

I'm left


I never dated Goggles.

Does alexis still exist?


I could drive there in a day!

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Then drive to brisbane?

i'm happy they don't exist anymore.

catoooo i was just about to go to bed

People who say Deejent should kill themselves.

Thank fuck


No, you're up.


I thought Sidney was the capital


Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Sleep well!
I'll catch you later!

I'm not though.

I wish Cato would cease existing too.

i mean, even an ugly girl would be called a boy in all likelihood, so youve gotta be cute enough for them

????

discord me!

Yeah but we'll meet in the middle.

Djent

kill me tbh

I thought you did for some reason.

This trully is the end, for you.

Ask him about it and I bet he won't reply.

That's impossible!


you should be!


Maybe I will!


But I turned in the car in Perth.

Why should I ?

Got me chill AF

dʒɛnt

maybe you should

Don't do that.

Because I said so!

that's how it's pronounced, right?

care to redistribute me some of that harrogate blended goodness?

Goggles, was Ban one of your dads?

But I like your pictures

Done.

Whats in it for me ?


The D is silent

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Of course, Comrade.

I don't think he's going to respond.

but in a minute i have to actually go into my bed and lay down or else i'll be all weird and drugged

the first two characters are the hard j sound, like jar

all the good things that come with being up

Thats what I said would happen.

Hes mad at me so instead of talking to me and fixing out problems hes just gonna ignore me forever.

honestly wasn't even that big of a deal until he made it into it.

Whatever though

I'll live


youtube.com/watch?v=YTkuJ4vRQZM

Pretty much the only thing I can think of is a dick.

Is that not a good thing?

I think he did the same to me when I told him someone thought he was gay or something.

yeah so it's pronounced like "gent", "jent", or "dʒɛnt"

It can be


Seems likely


Dee jent is what stupid fucking blond girls call it

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you're getting confused by the d in dʒɛnt?
"dʒ" is "J"

Exactly what is this ?

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Good, then let it be so!

Autism probably.

Skateboard for you too.

But all my bags are full of rocks

Pull them on a wagon behind you.

I have the first world problem of no one to give it to.


This thread has pretty much run out of people for me.


I'm gonna have to expand soon.


And so is this

but heeeeavy


You could just cycle through again

You guys posdted a lot while I was asleepers.

I thought Holla Forums was supposed to be a dead board?

I burn my bridges.


You should know that.

Hey, I don't judge you for being a faggot.
Don't judge me for capping autistic shit on the internet.

sorry


I won't judge

nini i'm closing my computer now

people can change

you're as old as I am


It is, these are just ghosts

This shit is dead all right

No wait.


But I called the ghost busters last week.


It's fine.

Fucking California fags.

I changed a lot but I still burn my bridges.

ty


I'm actually a texas fag

Sleep well, revy!


There is a small dimensional tear here, so the ghosts just keep coming back


Bridges made of ashes!

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A shitty bridge


16 years or so

Only homosexuals are from Texas.

Not if the ash is turned into carbon filament

The only good one is Kitty.


All the other ones aren't even cute.

Np.


That seems awfully convenient for you. Especially considering this here dimensional tear detector isn't reporting anything.


whatanime.ga

There's been so many people named Kitty.

Was that the fugly one Cato dated?

It won't though.

ty ty


No the one with the picture you have saved called "up town funk you up" or something like that

Curses, you weren't supposed to have one of those!

maybe we're not ghosts, maybe!

myanimelist.net/anime/10357/Jinrui_wa_Suitai_Shimashita

just gotta be strong enough for fuckbuddies

This was actually a poster?

I thought it was just some random faggot.
He looks like a token 90s skater.

I've had those but they still get jealous.


Hes a poster named Kitty from texas.

I have him added on steam

you should find better ones, then
you're just unlucky

Wait. Were they the one that dated Luka?

I used to hate him and get in fights with him in thread.


he was a cocky cunt at one point

Which brings us back to my first post.


no

Now you're only after his asshole.


Then who was the tranny that dated him?

Not all of them got jealous, though

Umbra and Tex.


Nah, I've be jealous sometimes.

+en

I was talking about Luka.

Eva or niggy

ohhhhh
that makes it harder

Vylee.

No, the Mexican dude.

Thanks.

Not like before though.

Now i'm just cruel instead

Who was Niggy.


yes

Niggy was some 45 year old literal crackhead. He was doxxed by someone and had news articles about him beating a woman.

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The only thing I really want at this point is for Yuu to show up regularly again, I miss Yuu.

And Smiles, Smiles would be nice to catch up with.

Smiles got exposed as a slut so she won't show her face here anymore.

Third world sons of western bitches

I thought I saw her here like a couple weeks ago

IT was most likely just someone with its trip on.

It was actually them.
The only reason they don't post is I don't let them most of the time.

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well shit, now I'm going on a nostalgia trip with no sign of coming down

Calm down.

That is probably a good thing

Tell her I say hi


Why should I?!

Because I said so or some shit.

They've mentioned you a few times in the past but it was always the type of conversations where they just would make fun of your eccentricities.

Don't use my own arguments against me!

I'm kinda fucked up, yeah

But still, tell them I say hi

Okay I won't.

well shit, that was easy

I didn't try very hard and that gif doesn't work.

I know, but the image is cute enough

yo

A gif would be better

i'm gonna go sleep for a few hours

Have you fuck Goggles yet?

*fucked

Hi Neko!


Sleep well!


Nah, Goggles is too far away

Become his new dad.

He is on the only corner of Australia that I didn't visit in my 11,000 km+ of driving

youtube.com/watch?v=zAlbwqcMnTo

I hope AX was fun for everyone who went

Lillie perspective Kanto remakes when?

Kanto remakes with Lillie at all, when?

come to animazement next year and throw things at the pokemon producer until he does it

our resident pokemaster is present

SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER! POKEMON!
DO YOU HAVE THE SKILLS TO BE NUMBER ONE!?

WE ALL LIVE IN A POKEMON WORLD
POKEMON
I WANNA BE THE GREATEST MASTER OF THEM ALL
WE ALL LIVE IN A POKEMON WORLD
POKEMON
I PUT MYSELF TO THE TEST
I'LL BE BETTER THAN ALL THE REST

That was literally the worst opening, tbh.

no I gave up but it was fun trying

I take 7 kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in a line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A MAC-11 and that oughta solve a problem of mine
And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

Everybody wants to be a master.
Everybody wants to show their skills.
Everybody wants to get there faster -
Make their way to the top of the hill.

Each time you try,
Gonna get just a little bit better.
Each step you cllimb
Is one more step of the ladder

It's a whole new world we live in
It's a whole new way to see
It's a whole new place with a brand new attitude
But you still gotta catch 'em all
And be the best that you can be

pokepenis

Playing Pokemon Conquest, I just recruited two warriors with a link of 9%.
I'm pretty sure forming a new link starts at 10.

What the heck, Gotoko? Narimasa?
How in holy heck did you manage to get a lower link than default?

Is anyone here gonna get the Super Nintendo mini?

Maybe's it was actually >100% and the game derped. They're secretly BEST FRIENDS.

If you get the SNES mini you're a retard.

I'm not going to myself I alrdy own most of those games... but why do u say that?

the chance to play star fox 2 has to be worth something

Not only is the nearly completed ROM already available, but people will just jack the full ROM off it in a week of release.

I will literally suck off the man who buys me the art of steven universe. Or woman.

You can't suck off a woman you boob.

incorrect.

oic

do you have snes? It's one of my fav systems


you can suck on their clits

clitori the size of a man's penis.

Oh cool, he isn't ignoring me.

Only because I want to talk about strap-ons.

I really don't get what I did this time.

Well that's just not normal.

Whether or not it's normal... it can be done...

Well, sure, but it's icky. I don't think Loco is into being icky.

I have like 3.

everyone likes different stuff!


so then I can ask you... do you have any cool or rare games? I like collecting snes games

No. Not really. My collection is mostly N64 with my rarest game being a Not For Resale copy of Mario Party 3.

Back later.

Toodles~

im waiting till 12pm so i can go buy some beer 89 minutes to go!

new phone who dis


neat!

Why specifically 12pm?

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Some states have laws about how early they can sell alcohol.

Oh. We have that in Scotland where we can't sell it before 10am. It's kind of dumb.

gotta love the breakfast club... that group of stinky drunks that show up the same time every day at opening time

firm pillow

or medium-firm pillow?

Milo Yiannopoulos is kind of pretty nowadays. I know I would~~

gay

Wow, rude.

pwned

holy
shit

firm

///wrists

I chose soft.

But that wasn't one of the options.

Soft and squishy

I am champion of my own destiny.

Trying to decide if you're brilliant or an arse.

The lover's tiff is over? D'aaaw

I will always love him. He will likely never love me again. And that's fine.

You are more of an autistic muppet than this autistic muppet

Pfffffffffffffff- i love a good chuckle

Whats up bees?

You're so mean.

When wasn't I so?

Don't mind Scootaloo. He's just playing hard to get.

Uhhh... alright, fair play.

I am come home.

Hello

*cum-dumpster

whatanime.ga

Also, hulla, hows you?


Look.
Just because I'm a slut, and I live in a dumpster...

Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism

I'm doing okay, except for having a light headache and my legs are all itchy from mosquito bites.

Pff, gay.

How's it going?

D-Daddy?

Yes hun?

Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu

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Mosquitoes are literal devils.


Well.
Had fun at DnD, almost choked to death 'cos funny things.

Playing a shitty pokemon spinoff game now.

You don't say. They were everywhere at the place I was camping at. I think I atleast have 5-6 bites on each leg. Thankfully its not as bad as yesterday.

I mean I would laugh at you... but I'm not sure you should.

Choking to death on dick

That's very good indeed.


That's an interesting way to read that.

How's your day been?


On cum, thank you very much.

I had an almost productive day. Got everything finished at my repetitive normie job and then made some kind of progress on my game. Good times.

Yeah, anyway I think I'm gonna head to bed since I've got a doctor appointment tomorrow morning.

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Are you Capitalism?

Worse. Objectivism.

Rin post thighs

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Can i get a boneless pizza

Link?

I absolutely need neck and head support to be comfortable during sleep

I oft use my arm as a stabilizer under the pillow if it is not firm enough

mangaseeonline.us/manga/Idol-Na-Kanojo-To-Wotaku-Na-Boku-To

I'm quite firm.

Firm like spaghetti

hoyl

Fuck Mage Training, Grim.
This shit is stacked against me.

yeah but you're probably also warm, I dont need that in this heat


I find the maze section my favorite
it tickles your brain

Bones is simplest for me. I just need more HP. I got 60 some points for it in one run before I got bored. I only need 140 more though. And I only need 50 more alchemy points. Then the other 2 are pretty simple. I just world hop to get the dragon stones on enchanting and tele is pretty chill so I don't need to rush.

My brain is melting

Actually, does PvP increas my HP when I hit them? You could help me stack my HP in the wilderness for a bit if that would work.

Actually no.
That's dumb.

You should carry a bunch of high healing food and wait outside the portal and give me them as I need so I don't have to waste bananas. Just so I can get the last few points. Once I get B2P it will be fine.

This may be the saddest thing I've read.

Have you watched Koi to Uso?

Yeah, apparently it's a better Nisekoi

Hah gay

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:0

Jesus this is fucking funny.

Oh man I'm gonna have to check it out then

Aho Girl is pretty amusing
Netsuzou Trap NTR is some yuri cuck shit
I still need to watch Aoyama

Pretty hyped for Hajimete no Gal

This is lewd af

Chinks' faces are always what ruins it.

Germanic/Nordic white > shitskin white > Asians > Mexicans > Blacks

This

White power

Good shit

ugh

Ive seen this same post from you at least 5 times
Jesus christ

bump

WASP = pure

Anything else and don't even bother

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My puush didn't work :^)

Need an alternative to that program actually

You have sex with wasps? What?

Yes, little bumblebee.

:6


There's a lot of series I'm interested in this season, but nothing that I'm overly hyped for ;;


Nice clear


Uhh, ShareX

British is shitskin white.


You're not even that.

Impressive.

White
Anglo
Saxon
Protestant

Arigatou~

I liked it better when he was fucking wasps.

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Actually you need to do yo research

I am whiter than white.
I am paler than virgin lay snow.
My genes are a perfect 100% white, nordic/anglo-saxon.
I may lack blonde hair or blue eyes.
But I am Furyan as they come.

I heard it's hip to fuck bees.

I was trying to post JP at you again but it's too big :^)

Wait, what?
I mean the way religion works is you just pick one.

Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita looks 10/10 though

Look, conversion is... a touchy subject innthe family... taboo even.

Ah, apologies. I'll refrain from pressing further.

Literally not even on my PTW

I must away. Toodles~ ♥

I have Jaffa cakes. Its fine.

you dont get cb xp in pvp

bring your own food or use a pattern of 10 - 6 - 10.

You only need to deposit 16 at a time. Eat extras. Use rapid heal. If you get too low run south and the surgeons will heal you for free.

Mexicans are the last people who should be allowed to have ebt cards

Eh, don't worry about it.
I'm like 500 points away from 2k for enchanting.

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Fucking traps man

Too pro*

Fucking traps, man.

Sorry, I'm going through HRT soon so I can be a real girl


I need to go faster to make the time lower to make the file smaller

Oh hey i heard you are becoming a real girl, how you doin?

Buy me a dildo or I won't talk to you

Well, you have to be online for that..

Fine. Will this do?

m.ebay.co.uk/itm/King-Kong-Vibrating-14-Inch-Sex-Toys-Multi-Speed-Vibrator-Dildo-Adult-/172358452412?epid=1435754785&hash=item28215d44bc%3Ag%3AtOQAAOSwFdtXx-q8&_trkparms=pageci%253A93f62034-64f7-11e7-929b-74dbd1809fc4%257Cparentrq%253A2982ac6c15d0ab450d55b024ffeed861%257Ciid%253A1

I am online though.


Do all dicks have two holes at the tip like that?

Mine does

You are being a rather unconvincing mtf right now

Discord servers ree

lmao nice meme there Emma

Wow sugoi


I'm sorry.
I just meant that my dick only has one hole so I was unsure if that wasn't the norm.


You would have seen it for yourself if you went to AN

Pepper

Grr I ban you for saying pepper

What is that picture? You photographed his ass?

I'm anonthony btw way

Its annoying when it comes out the side and gets on the toilet seat tho

Lmao

reeeee

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Ni ni

Exist.

Stop doing that

Yeah, tru.


oaml

I don't think I'll be doing that.

Its so hard to be me man

Wait which one

Are you for real ?

We only talked about 1 thing and its only been like 2 posts.

I keep gettinng distracted by fuck ass niggas tho

Are you for real ?

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no inv to AN
Let's cosplay together


Of course

GC

I did invite you.

reeeeee

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Get out

Maybe if you lick my foot like a filthy pet

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Omg

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100 Alch points and 180 tele points left Grim.

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Add me fam

YtSeJamz

Can I have you's too

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No

wow rude.

leave him alone subtle

hes suffering enough already without your constant bashing

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Then you should make him feel better

He's stuck being poor and Irish now.

I try

I added you, Colby.
You were going to give me gold, right?

Hey I didn't come to be bullied

Lol no

LEAVE ECHO ALONE

Potato fucker.

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rawr~

Oh man that split.

Give me my own replies so i feel special

lol'd

Kind of wonder if Luka says "rawr" to the Subway employees when he's getting their footlong.

I wonder if Smiles cries when she gets your 4 inch.

I know Usui did.

4 and a half, thank you very much.

Only 4 ?

I'm 3

You're being generous.
Then again, so was I.

If it's on the clock, it's ready for cock.

At that point, don't you just call it a "clit" like a tranny?

Ew it's Yan.

FUCK OFF


I've seen clits bigger than that

pls

Why is that even a thing? Trannies that call their dicks "clits".

Is this your new list?

no


google "large clits" and hit images

I made the mistake of watching something with someone and it was literally large enough that they were basically jerking it off. I regret my choices that day.

Why are you watching large clit porn with someone ?

lcs summer split???

._.

no lists

Poor life choices.

nothing


gross

Was it Smiles? Is she into clit-rubbing?

you will never be a cat

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It was.


It wasn't them. It was someone talking about the most disgusting fetishes and that happened to be one of the things. I didn't believe that was a thing that people had a thing for and just sort of reasonably assumed there was an upper limit to. I was horribly wrong.

thehill.com/homenews/administration/341223-ex-bush-ethics-lawyer-on-trump-jr-meeting-with-russian-lawyer-this

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youtube.com/watch?v=b4FdZRkRswk

:(


woof woof

youtube.com/watch?v=ipzFvRFKPzI

Erin just told me she's leaving me and taking the children and I just got a job and they called to fire me

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I was in a call with her the other day and we tried to call you.

Your stupid ass was asleep or something

I keep telling her I don't want to have at threeway
She tried that again today with Batman

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Actually she just wanted the picture of Lexis vagina.

Actually she just wanted the picture of Lexis vagina.

This fucking laggy website

But muh liberal bias in all MSM.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Etc.

she looks cute


eww

bump

she looks cute


eww

It's more like an inverted penis fuck pouch but yeah.

I deleted it.

Mostly just CNN


rude

I have seen it.

shes cuter than u

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😋 😋 😋

no


no

erin is asexual

I wonder if I saved the thread where I interrogated her about it

and where she said Yan was coo with it

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