What kind of place is this? And why i stay here?

True

Its so fucking hot

:c

How are you, Chris-kun?

You're so fucking hot

ty bby

Thanks, you too.

Me and my friend saw a platypus

Are you just walking around the woods or what ?

Close. We were watching Phineas and Ferb.

Well what did they do today ?

Shit, you caught me...

I was just typing the lyrics to Handlebars out.

I had no idea that was even in the song.

I have that entire first verse memorized because my friend learned how to ride their bike without handlebars in grade 8 and that's all they would sing.

The first verse is just the same 3 lines said twice.

Two of those lines are two words long.

I still can't ride my bike without handlebars

Could you even own a bike in Slavistan that wasn't stolen within a week?

it's easy if you go fast enough

Oh, I meant the part that starts like "look at me look at me, it's good be, alive"

Sing it.

Yeah.
I never had any of my bikes stolen.
Slovakia isn't Harlem.

What if I fail trip and end up in a wheelchair

...

post mems

...

It is barely a syllable...

How am I supposed to sing that?

...

Everyone has always described their visits to Eastern Europe as the same: poverty, unemployed hoodlums just trying to steal shit instead of getting a job, and hatred for a neighboring shithole because it's marginally better.

Just drag it out for about 30 extra seconds.

...

Recite it

Is it time to call tsuchi out on his shit already?

*hugs*

Eastern Europe is a broad term.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt~

...

The voice of an angel.

It was Ukraine, Poland and somewhere else they were in.

I liked it but she needs work.

Well that makes a lot of sense, because I just so happen to be an angle.

Are you sure ?

so you can fly then ?

shamfur dispray

:)

Of course. She's all bent out of shape.

That's an angle pun.

youtube.com/watch?v=zeFpkI-hW3E

I can do anything that I want!

How do I filter people?

the red x in the corner

hmm

Do something unbelievable then.

I don't see any red x in any corner?

I just solved world hunger.

Oh wow thanks, now I can filter Yan.

Mm?

oh it only turns red when you move your mouse on it

SAIKOU NI HAITTE YATSU DAAAAA!!!

How many people do you have filtered ?

I need a moment to think over that amazing joke.

ILL BEND YOU OUT OF SHAPE

Oh that one!

I'd try it out, but Ban's suggestion worked too!

Just the one now, I didn't know how to do it before!

Why's that?

Do your insides have a hard curve to them?

Just filter like half the thread.

...

By all means, take your time

o_o
colorful

Yeah, there are a lot of unko posters.

Who should I filter?

ban is like the biggest pleb tho

Filter Neko.

But it worked!

Grim
Neko
Ban
Yan
Kyle
Dusty
Wish
Goggles
Darwin
Ikt
Test
Everyone else

But I like talking to Neko...

...

Well you asked.

...

*pets* ^_^

bite him kyle

Filter me.

Who are you?

The guy from the picture on how to filter people.

I'm your filter fairy.

...

Oh wow, thank you!!

Where did that skull guy go though?

What do you need that guy for ?

I'm better anyways.

Mm, I don't but you just suddenly swooped in and stole the conversation from him!!

And he didn't even try and stop me ?

What do you think that says about him ?

That he's a bit of a pansy? :3

this is a really stupid game

^////^

kinda reminds me of llyods cute adorable chopsticks folder

...

No one is forcing you to play runescape

Exactly.

I think it's cute because they think they're being cute acute angles.

Ha ha!

What a pansy ass loser~

I get the meta shitposting being a thing but this is like

childish

you're that bored srsly

yeah that

What was that moot quote?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting?

what are you even filtering him for

Maybe he hasn't taken his friends to Dairy Queen in a while.

Exactly!!

He made a shitty angle pun.

did he call you an angel or something gay like that?

Heard you talking shit.

Nope.
She wrote angle instead of angel and I said she was bent out of shape.

I forget what it was because I purged it from my memory.

What the heck? No way!

It was all that Filter Fairy dude!!

...

Filter Fairy ?

All I see are posts of you replying to no one and calling me a pansy.

filtered.

/filters kyle

He told me to filter him so you probably filtered him too!

Filtering all furries.

Then again I already filtered everyone so I can't see either way.

Filtering all methheads

he just said it again and it was awful

...

*unfilters*

reeeeeee

Ruka-chan.

Fairies don't exist.

Are you feeling okay ? Maybe you should go see a doctor.

Right????

it almost gave me cancer

I have about 3 hours of potential productivity left, and I want to spend them mildly intoxicated.

Someone give me something mildly productive or interesting I can do that's around 20 minutes, while I imbibe ethanol.

jerking off

That's a good idea, I'll abuse my free Canadian health care!

Diabetes AND cancer? What a dangerous pairing...

Anything but posting here

i don't have diabetes

I haven't been taken to dq in a while either....they have some tasty stuff there

Daddy brought my DQ home tonight actually.
It was all melted though cause it's so hot out ;;

You said you were like 30lbs of sugar the other day!

that takes less than 20 minutes and I'd be forcing it.

obviously.

Jerk off on cam for me.

...

I'll add you onto the waiting list.

I went a while ago with my roommate and we got the new brownie flavored blizzards.

Also, rumor has it McDonald's is replacing their McFlurry and Ice Cream machines with new models that won't require such long amounts of maintenance time.

Arigato.

that's just how sweet i am

No no no, I'm privileged so I don't deal with "waiting lists".

tfw kyle never asks you to jerk off on cam for him openly in the thread

this would be an unpleasant experience for everyone involved give me srs answers I swear omg

But if you're that sweet all the flies will get to you and that's gross.

July 9, 2017

mega.nz/#!m8hliD5Q!DPvhtg-udYt1b4fkRfvcQgahibXS8-G96pzxSm55gGs

Translated
(C89 [DYNAMO (Tomobe Kinuko)] Ame to Kappa to Wasure Kasa The Rain the Kappa and the Forgotten Umbrella (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
Asahinagu book 1 Ch. 6
Black_Lily_and_White_Lily-Vol.1_Ch.1-SquigglesJP_Mugen_Shoujo_Caek_Co_English
Nanoha InnocentS c14
[Kitamura Tooru] Kiss Shichatta We ended up kissing. (BanG Dream!) [English]

Untranslated
(C91) [BLACK RIVER (Quro)] And you and I (ひだまりスケッチ)
(例大祭14) (同人誌) [ムゲンダイ] 女のコ同士なんて絶対おかしいっ!! (東方) (エロ)
(例大祭14) (同人誌) [米] なかよししましょ (東方) (エロ)

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mr roboto

Last time you fucked a jar of industrial sized mayo for 20 min and then shit yourself because you were worried the mayo wasn't enjoying it and you thought it laughed at you.

Hi Yuri-bro I missed you last night.

Sorry I wasn't there to Yuzumori you

*snuggles*

Domo.

they won't if you wash every day

Is it white or brown privilege?

But it's sugar so it'd all just go down the drain...

White!

if nobody's got any good suggestions I'm just not gonna drink and I want to but I know it won't fill any holes or satisfy anything permanently so I need something to do while drinking

...

That sounds right.

i wish you would go down the drain

*Blush*

Well no, it sounds white, cause I said white.

That's not sweet at all!

don't let me down

pls

Look that mayonaise has fucking problems okay?
It's not my fault that fucking bitch is so unhinged.

should i cook?

music would be too absorbing rn

Meet up with Eva for that.

OHO WOW WHAT A SPICY AND RELEVANT JAB

Do pose sketches for 20 min.
Begin learning to draw.

You beat it so much though.

What are your culinary options?

Do you think I like hitting you, my penis, and industrial sized jars of mayonaise?
Why do you make me do these things?
I love you, you know that, right?

with the whole broken mcflurry machine memes I have yet to come across a branch with a busted one

I need to try one of those dq ones though, theyr e blended through and through unlike mcds which just sprinkles it on top

Alright whatever

Grim that's a nice picture of tohru hiding her penis.

what in the actual fuck

wtf is brown privilege

It'd be a shame if someone...

FOUND IT FOR HER

just because your girlfriend has a dick doesnt mean you should see dicks on everything

stop that

I just wish you would pee on me so I could feel warm and loved.

I think Yan said it best. do you drink, Gil?

sounds like an almost surefire way to get depressed. I'll do that in the following 20 minutes after the first 20 minutes so my inhibitions are lowered.

What if we did it together?
Every night we draw together.

hashbrown or ripple cut frozen fries
eggs
sliced hotdogs
and uh... ketchup
with spices.

diversity

I don't really have that sort of problem, is that something you've dealt with personally?
wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Hashbrowns sounds good.
I say go for it.

I sent you a damn gatorade bottle what else do you need???

That wasn't a jab. You just chose your words poorly.
That was just the only other Canadian I could think of.

LOL HOLY FUCK

indians dont get that shit

we're like the higher class of nonwhites along with asians

"no u xd"
its 2017 step ur shit up

More pee.

You're not dark enough.

possibly. What would be the end game?

What do we want to be able to draw, and how do we want to be able to draw it?

cartoon characters would be cool. work on the general ability to draw nice looking characters of any kind.

That's what the wu's and your futa waifu were for.

What did you even do with the last bottle I sent you???

im hairy enough
zinggg

I am unsure.

Drank it.
What was I suppose to do?

sorrymasen desu

PUT IT IN A CONDOM, LEAVE IT IN THE FREEZER, AND GET INTIMATE WITH IT LIKE IT'S A MAN.

Shave it all off

But I keep my lunch in there.

I want to be like those Korean girls, that just always knew how to doodle better than everyone else.

Kyle, you JUST told me you drank my piss so I really don't think this is a hygiene issue or worrying about getting a little pee splashed on your gerber's cups. I'm pretty sure you could make room if there's not enough space.
This is my kokoro wish kyle

never in a million years will I willfully give up this pure manly fur that graces my body

Delicious.
Also, you really should berate your waifu like that.
You'll hurt her feelings a lot.

You could make comics.

But there is no room.
I keep my Pokemon lunch box inside my bung hole.

that is not my waifu
you know this

Gee Kyle I didn't know you were such a tight little virgin cherry boy
Guess I should hit up someone with more experience if you can't handle it

I could tell stories.

okay! ^_^

I weep openly.

But can you dance?

sure

veyr much so

also saving this

fucking 10/10

Slurp

nope :D

ban im gonna try wlaking up to a drive thru tonight

wish me luck in I wont get run over

...

...

fuck

Shame Grim died in a drive through.

Grim died in a motorcycle accident show some respect

if I actually fucking die in the drive thru let this be a part of my will that squash gets my preserved middle finger

Kyle I'll rim you for it

I'll put it up my ass.

He won't.
He doesn't have permission to take his diaper off much less touch himself or insert things like that.

...

...

;~;

...

Grim sent me a snap of him running at a raccoon.

Hes gonna fucking die.

I'm willing to believe that image is actually you.

...

Same

♥

nezumi looks soo young!!!

*Woof*

this pic is kinda.... intriguing me~

*pets*
just cleaned my kitchen! time to fry fries!

and then dip them in eggs and uhhhhh......

boneless

hotdogs.

Cease this boneless memery.

...

No you're not.

Is doxing illegal ?

Hell if I know.

test has a very adminish posting style

he probably knows this

;~;

....o-okay

it was prolly the cute hair hand ruffle

Technically no matter how I post you'd be correct.

I am playing.
Do as you please.

A lot of the staff at CNN has been doxed.

Have they said anything about it yet on the news ?

"Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner as I have won an award."

:D

what will you do today?

raccoons are pussies

if it was during the day it would be trouble lol

the wnedys closed before I could get there so I got 7/11 hot dogs and tacquitos instead

Sleep soon.

Taquitos AND hot dogs?

And is it multiple of both?

1 dog 2 tacquitos

One bite and you're pretty much fucked.

hopefully it helps.

I probably watch the news less than you.

Damn dude u hungry

We will see.
Rest well, my little star light.

you're very mootish is what I'm sayin

...

...

...

They blackmailed someone for making a meme.

It didn't really go over well.

Test is more Napoleonic.

I told the clerk to put it in on a special setting in the oven and she gave me a look with a twinkle in her eye

its some secret menu level shit

in return she pulled the sauerkraut out from the back

shit was lit

...

So much for the tolerant left.

"CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change,"

They literally said if he makes more memes they don't like they are gonna dox him.

Does that make Bebop King Louis?

Put it on the tacquitos.

What did people do in response?

beneath the legend, lies a real person

with real hopes, and dreams

heed the lessons of admins past, Alchemist.

it was on the dog and it was delish

fight fire with an inferno of course

The only lesson is that the fall is inevitable and will be horrifying.

Dox everyone who works for CNN

It makes him Sacajawea.

...

u want some hotdog with sauerkraut luka?

I share wiv u

We're going international, then.

They really should have seen it coming.

Meow.

Are you sure you won't just take it to the bathroom and step on it?

Unironically give him chicken tendies.

no sauerkraut is too good to be wasted
it is a gift of peace

8ch.net/pol/res/10221603.html

Its pinned on the front page of Holla Forums

Make this your Waterloo.

Being a German product it's really got peace written all over it.

Those boys are committed.

Its just the same thing as last time.

You just target the families.

For the record though, I'm innocent.

sour krout is disgusting

thx anyways

*snuggles*

Germany is a country of peace.
They didn't want war but the Jews brought it to them.

its 2:36 AM
this is territory I will not tread on

But do you insist on being so rude about it?

i didn't

By calling a food item that one enjoys disgusting, you are being extremely rude, not only to the food item, but to the person offering as well.

ok

So you're gonna do it again if someone offers you food you don't like ?

...

we'll see.

...

hey bro

it's a yes or no question.

Y u haff to be mad?

Hey Grim.

what's poppin

I'm actually feeling pretty good.

Was playin' robots. Then saw someone posting Ren.
Gonna bed soon.
You?

Your anger fuels you, and your good mood.

maybe

no way

I mean it's probably not true, but it sounds like something you'd say anyway.
Why are you in a good mood?

I ate a fist full of red pills.

Rock on.

I'm gonna go out like desert wishes he could.

I haven't talked to Desert in so long now.

You must miss him a lot.

Not particularly, no. I'm kinda glad he actually found something to go off and focus on now.
This might sound weird, but I actually miss Trony more than any other name you could dredge from obscurity.

das me

questin on osrs bro
havin a nice time
saw some racoons earlier was p neat

I didn't realize these names had obscurity.

I always thought his name was Trony.

Everyone always told me bad things about him so I never real even gave him a chance.

Yeh!

Runescape?
I have never seen a racoon up close, though supposedly we have them here. Did ya shoot it?

I didn't see the R for some reason

He had some really bad moments. Like borderline schizo what the shit is this off the deep end moments.
But he was fun to hang out and play video games with when that shit wasn't going down.

R eeeee

Did he play minecraft on our server ?

No, Desert wouldn't allow it.

Man... who was it that we trolled the fuck out of with just massive amounts of TNT?

All I remember doing was building a home with Umbra.

And that little kid that got upset when we broke his pool

guns are nigh impossible to get in NY

so I ran at it instead to intimidate it

it ran up a tree with its buddies

old school runescape to be precise

I remember Lexi building right next door to me, every damn time.

Literally who? I don't remember this at all.

Legally anyway.

lmao

Ah, I know like two other people that play that.
And uh, supposedly something happened in it a bit back, players got upset over a Pride event or something yeah?

He built his base in the sky so we broke his way down and he called the admin.

YES THAT WAS HILARIOUS
and expected

you don't just throw political shit like that into a game meant to get away from that very thing

OH! Shit, I do remember that now though. That was on like an official server we had to sign off on rules and shit for, not one of Deserts rented servers.

I remember when Arky broke their item economy every three hours.

kasper is literally a stand wtf

fucking government

Yeah, a friend of mine was showing me near constant updates of the shit show it turned into, it was quite funny.

People running around in the closest thing to Hitler outfits and Klan get ups as counter protest, and shitting up reddit. It was funny.

You play iron man?

...

Arky is pretty much one of my irl friends forever now.

Do you still talk to him at all ?

Nope, not in like two years now.

iron man is the vegan of rs
nty

Hes offline right now but I could setup a reunion.

I used to play videogames with him for like 12 hours a day after I quit the threads forever.

LMAO!
Thank you, I can use that now. Said friend of mine tries to convince others into it now and again, now it all makes sense.

No thanks...?

Sounds like what I did with Trony for a while. We played so much GTA and Call of Duty it was disgusting.

they HAVE to let everyone know theyre an ironman

good for you

I lived with Arky for like 2-3 weeks and then stayed a week with him at a lake house.

living with complete fucking strangers in lakehouses

the dream

Hes not a stranger ?

They think it's a badge of honour I'm sure.
I mean, how couldn't they with a name like that.

I remember that.

And its not like it was JUST us

We had our mutual friends come too

I fucking love his dog.

Does Jordan still post ?

ponypalooza

ill try it someday

Only me and Arky were from the threads.

new thread

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Nope, that's another name I haven't seen in two + years.
Not even Local posts anymore. Though really I guess he can't, kinda. He plays cards still rarely.
...now I kinda want to play CAH with Local, fuck.

Someday... the extra challenge will make it more interesting right. ...right?