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oh my god

me too !!

Retoast because that pun was too bad to be missed.


If you're trying to paint any other picture of you than "socially inept goober" I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree.

Whoa, actually?!

yay I got a new phone :3

New phone.
Who this?

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Dang it I laughed.

Yeah! of course!

Don't feel lonely. Instead, remember how fun it was to alienate everyone out of a potentially genuine friendship.

よーし

Wow. Way to get too real there, Luka.

Good fortune?
:O


i copy and pasted someones steam profil

It was fun.

wat

idk tell me nice things while i go to sleep

I-I don't believe you!

It was fun.

*pets*


._.
......huh?

That doesn't make it sting any less you... you bully!

;~;
i'm scared...

It was fun.


Well you better start believing.

Of what?

bump


your super duper serious words! >_

You are just the meanest.

Please don't bump me.

Daijobu

*hugs nicely*
#nobully

luka savage af

I hear you are a savage. I am pretty savage also.

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slut

slut

It's too cold to function.

no

SLUTle

me irl

SLUT

slut

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I somehow only now realized that the SNES had stereo output.

yes ?

It's especially embarrassing because it has two audio output lines.

Like.

Two means mono, right?

No it means you kissed a lot of people.

what have you been watching lately

crunchyroll.com/dragon-ball-super

crunchyroll.com/my-hero-academia


Thats it

Oh hey Subtle

I kinda missed seeing your trip tbh

I am absolutely sure that is not what two means.

There's 10 kinds of people in the world.
People who understand binary.
And people who don't.

It takes AT LEAST two people to get mono.

It's not a coincidence.

do you ever read manga and stuff?

I'll be sure to post less then

HxH

AoT

One piece

100%

only one i know is one piece
doesn't it have like 900 volumes

Hidoi

It also t-takes at least t-two people t-to.
um... t-to hold hands...


No, please.

871

Only disgusting perverts do that.

I won't live long enough to ever read them all

So disgusting perverts also get mono...

Read one a day and it will only take a few years.

Only took me about a month or two though.

Well i'm not perverted so I don't have to worry about any of that.

don't you get a whole season off?

What ?

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B-but there's two of us.

Why would you want to give me mono ?

I don't think I have any monos to give.

What are you suggesting ?

That I can't give you a mono even if I wanted to?

Unless you don't know about it.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5823f2310a112

Are you calling me a disgusting hand-holding pervert!?

I would never say something so rude.


You wanna hold hands ?

I'm not some kind of disgusting pervert.

Which is what makes it pure.

But you said only disgusting perverts hold hands.

fine I give up


gonna eat my waffles instead

W-wait.

Nevermind, I lost the image.

okay

Took me until just now to notice the second post.

Found it

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I'm kind of glad Lillie was abused and molested as a kid.
Bitch is annoying.

I bet tsuchi was abused and molested as a kid

I don't have a dark and troubled childhood.
It was all just boring.

There's nothing to suggest molested.

Abused, for sure. Lusamine is an extremely abusive woman, and I genuinely hope she dies in USUM.

I can't get the new pokemon game because I'll just end up making a ghost only team again.

I almost want to skip it because I know they won't kill Lusamine off.

She has the Kiryuin Ragyo vibe and the way she talks about her daughter's "beauty" makes her seem like she molested them. She was used more than an Indonesian girl.

don't waste your money it's the same as every single other one

Skip it.

My new job is a store that allows doggos to come in and I got to pet 3 on my first day.

Did you have to hide your boner ?

Maybe.

They can probably smell it though.

My friend's dog was hit by a car last night.

I wish I'd get hit by a car.

They can't smell those coming.

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kyle don't really get hit by a car pls

That dog couldn't smell anything. It was old and decrepit.

It would be better than this awful existence.

what kind

What seems to be the problem ?


so I was right

Wow fine sorry me AND George aren't good enough for you then
Get hit by a fucking truck or a train instead faggot

Seems to have resolved itself.
What do you think of new squidgrils?

You are both dating someone though.

July 6, 2017

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Translated
(CCOsaka109) [Hoshikuzu Dolce (Kayako)] Yasashiku Aishite Love Me Gently (Danganronpa)
(Reitaisai 12) [Fuantei (Furari, Kome Dorobou)] Kokoro An (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
Gabriel Dropout c42
World’s Tiniest Proposal
[Quick Wiper] Kemono Friends - 1 + i-wa Ouchi (Kemono Friends) [English]
[Takano Saku] Vampire-chan × Junior-chan ch03 [TZdY]

what new squidgirls ?


I'm in the dark

(You)

Ladies, please, you should both get hit by a car.

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New idols
Nobody Cares and Marina, respectively

Until your bae is out of the picture we can never have gay lover smooches.

I already don't like them.

Same

Fuck why am I botarded

Guess I'll just make edgy unfunny quips

Are the old ones still in the game ?

maybe you should GET a car and move out of your parents and stop being a homosexual

idk are you still gay

*Smirk*

Fuck gay people are so mentally inept and deranged being gay is a mental illness

I've had more girlfriends than boyfriends.

All of them imaginary.

the joke is kyle is sexually attracted to male canine animals


class act

Ban probably pretends to have a relationship almost as often as he pretends he's a girl

trannies aren't real people and i'm definitely not attracted to them and i've never hit on them in private.

I was also never really interested in any of them.

I'm straight, dicks are gay
how can a penis even be feminine is that some kind of joke

I want Kyle to get drunk and have a fuzzy beer belly so I can play it like a bongo.

I'm guessing the feeling was mutual.
You're pretty boring.

Fuck I'm too late to post Yuzumori at Yuri-bro

Recently I have been.

Maybe you should stop pretending to be so reserved and condescending since you're not really reserving anything and you're the worst.
Just an idea.

I'll get on that as so as possible.

+ soon

- so

neat

Well I think that's all my edge out.

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i should see if i can chain black flame and serpent from a scythe attack

What is this some sort of reference to hand-holding?

Its a jojo reference

Emma

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This is stupid


you're stupid

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._.


*snuggles*


lol

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stop

:3

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hi

'sup

My weiner

Again or still

Yes

I...see.

Wanna do stuff?

Like what

Hes gonna grab your wiener

gay

FFXIV

Did you start playing it?

Nah, should I?

No, you'll get addicted like Sublte

I highly doubt that.
I have a problem getting into mmo's at all
much less getting addicted.

Oh then sure, why not?

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Neah I think I'll pass
Already got BDO as my active mmo I payed for and don't play.
I'm down for arams though.

I think Subtle quit that one because ffxiv was better

He never mentioned.

Never ever?

Never ever ever.

He wakes up early to play and goes to bed late at night because he stays up and plays

You play that together too?

BDO PvP >
But a grindfest
FF PvE >
But expensive

No he's too low lvl :^)

If ur poor

You need to chill.
Give us something to be better at.

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All the mmos out right now are pretty trash.

Oh it's free for a month, might give it a shot after all.

It's free until level 35

MMOs are trash and so am I

MMO's in general are pretty trash

...

I might need something to preoccupy myself with for the following month since I won't be able to play anything GOOD

What exactly makes you trash ?

Do you eat garbage ?

FFXIV is trash

except based fishing

All I do is pretend to be a girl on the internet all day

Emma. Will you buy me FF14 so I can play with George?

did someone say fishing?

See, fishing > nin

I haven't even leveled fishing. I'm too busy with runecrafting.

Uhh, maybe.

I'll have to ask daddy in the morning

There's also the unhealthy anime obsession

y tho

All I do is pretend to be a boy.

I'll only ever be nice to you if you do.

It makes money.

Wow that means a lot considering how much I post here


Oh true.


Whoa, what are you actually?

Buy it for me because we're such good pals.

A big guy

Y-Yeah


Whoa crazy

I might go to bed.
I don't want to sleep though.

Huh
Ban isn't a qt girl?
Oh no..

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I'm like 300 lb and super hairy

S-Same

Want to compare bellies ?

...

sure

Thats not even remotely big.

Whoa fatty

Gonna go ahead and kill myself now

Just close your eyes and pretend he is.

:(

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lol a pigeon

An animal fucking died luka.

Show some respect.

no

Ohh shit badass

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God dammit I want to explain WH40K lore to someone who's genuinely interested

just do one race they like

What race do you like Ban

eldar

what races are there?

White, Yellow, Brown, and Black.

warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Races

Humans, Eldar, Orks, Tyrannids, Necron, The 'Tau', and various unnoteworthy strains of xenos scum.


Of course, the race with their collective heads so far up their ass that their colon is slowly becoming a cast of their entire body.

feels good

Eldar suck
Even Dark Eldar are just creepy little sweatgoblins

eldar
look kinda kewl


wow.... lotsa pages

Most of the Eldar died because they literally fucked themselves on a societal level and accidentally created a chaos god of lewdness and now when they die their souls automatically get eaten by it

Space marines are just generic shoot boys in every game and extremely unfun to play.

Eldar always have lots of activatable abilities and its more fun.


Sorry I like fun and not whatever nerd goo is oozing out of you.

rip
lewd destroys all

are humans okay tho?

No everything is awful for everyone in WH40K

Slaanesh is also my favorite.

HERETIC AND XENOS LOVER?
YOU'RE A DOUBLE NIGGER

They invented dick girls.

what's the least awful thing in 40k

Niggers, Jews, and whites

No... Those already exist in Warhammer.


Probably Ogryn or Kharn the Betrayer
He likes kittens

:|


:D
kittens!

wats ogryn do?

You don't know.

They're just big lovable oafs that everyone likes.
1d4chan.org/wiki/ogryn

I'll give that to you on the technicality that the Warhammer universe is actually just a parallel dimension and isn't connected to the 40k Universe or set 40,000 years before it.

Side note


I was really sad when ponzu died in HxH Miss them a bunch

Need space Lizardmen.

She died for a worthy cause.

Slann and Rak'Gol

She was pretty much bae

Ye
I'd get a pet emperor scorpion and name it after her.
Such beautiful creatures.

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Oh great, this guy.

oh
ogre type thingys

what?
lewd is ded

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I didnt create it
talk to noun about that

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I don't know who that is and I doubt I would talk to them anyways.

hes kind of an asshat

me too

hes in kyokos discord

Another person I don't know.

planets are kinda okay

._.

hello /lewd/

what r u doin in ma swamp

jizzing in your fresh water

swamp water isnt fresh last I check ya dumbass

I literally don't have a game I want to play right now.

why not learn something instead?

oh suns up

time for sleep

I can't practice my guitar at 3am.


at least not how I want too

fresh swamp jizzwater

...

Good morning, you roaches.

scoob, send more hours before work

i'll see what I can do.

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qt?

Evening

...

Is Grim adding Merry to his Yukarin folder?

Needs more AE86

Needs more suffering.

Needs more little anime children who are actually over twice your age.

Guys, I've figured it out.

I'm not into little children, I'm into little bodies. :^)

reported wtf

Needs more half-decent jRPGs.

You are still a pedo

return std::find_if(addonImages.begin(), addonImages.end(), [&hash](const std::tuple& element) { return std::get(element) == hash; }) != addonImages.end();
vs
for (auto addonImage : addonImages) { if (std::get(addonImage) == hash) return true; } return false;

If you're asking which is best I'm gonna have to say second. I can't be arsed to work out if they do the same thing or which actually does it better but the layout in the top one is literal trash.

Yeah but STL lyf and all that

Literal hot garbage.

But STL

I mean it literally looks like shit and is incomprehensible in about a week.

But still

P E R F O R M A N C E

Performance is nothing if you've got spaghetti code.

I have the best code.

Post little bodies

Fuck, STL is like 10 times faster.

yes


thanks for getting work cancelled bb

last

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yeah but perf tho

pick your poison

what i would do if i were you, is have both code paths exist and which one to use be based on a flag, and also surround the obtuse one with an arseload of comments.

issa game

still, have a redundant codepath in case it breaks

Mckill yourself.

mcpost dick

Long hard work

lek

i do not into C++

I'm pretty sure he was just calling me lame.

The magic is in a function anyway with a clear name (isHashPresentInAddonImages(Hash hash);), so no much guessing needed. Just some weird syntax.

Weird syntax kills progress.

5x faster in all of my scenarios.

I'm about to re-write all my loopy things to use this mwuhahaha

NO! All it takes is a short break and it'll all start looking like Chinese!

As someone who speaks Chinese I take offense to that.

It starts looking like Russian, tyvm.

I like to 6pool!

C++ already looks like Russian plenty enuf

6pool is bullshit!

Not even close, baybeeeeee

ok wait a fucking second
bool isPresentinAddonImages(Hash hash, std::_Vector_iterator *addonImageIt) { auto addonImage = std::find_if(addonImages.begin(), addonImages.end(), [&hash](const std::tuple& element) { return std::get(element) == hash; }); return addonImages.end() != addonImage;}
wtf

would make a different one for merry

36 Runecrafting now.

bruh. thats crazy.

how much are you playing???

I don't know.

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Oh, okay.

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rip fishing and farming

ive added some metroid 2 inspired gifs to samsu tho

huh

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