Crashin' on chardonnay and Adderall

Crashin' on chardonnay and Adderall
Driving head on into the Wonderwall

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I thought productive members of society produced some good or service to provide to society?

Holy shit check the detail in NG++!

You are a heterosexual?


Why is this gem only 6 stars?

Horey shet lolis doing proper OOP in cpp and even adhering to a coding standard

I'm getting a job soon

I don't see the error though. Liars.

Wow.
What show is this, I'm suddenly interested.

New Game S2

It's moeblobs but they make game.

got denied for neetbux (despite being a complete basket case)

maybe there is a god

Like there is no error here or I must be blind.

Why are you pointing at it?!

Do I need to watch season 1 to get it?


I don't think I actually have an image of Cirno laughing hard enough.

Y'gonna be alright, though?

pffffffffffffffthahahah

Yeah S1 is moestuff too. Do it, you'll enjoy it!

I'm gonna at least try

like I hit all the markers for autism and still didn't get approved, thanks government

George. Want to play OW?

Based trump is eliminating transsexualism

So we're clear, the humour is that she was flaunting neetbux so much and using it to troll so hard and it was her only shtick for so long, so it's just the perfect punchline that she got denied.


O-okay...
I'm trusting you, Emily.


Good luck.

am drawin

No call either?

She can do it too

\o/

When I saw the notification about it airing/being downloadable I was unusually hype.

Evening.

Hey Kitty Cato

you should melbourne

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do it

Goggles x Cato when?

A few days!

I wasn't expect it so soon

Nightynight Cattotato

Clocky and Cato cuddling

Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys is the best game I've never played.

didn't Racist Bigot jontron do a video on that one?

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I dunno, maybe?

Put it inside

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This man will have to live with this for the rest of his life.

Yan make me a time machine so i can skip to the end of work

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Is that a picture of your house?

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I don't live with my mom though

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Wow.

I guess we know who isn't a family man.-

I dont ever lie

fem bodies are more aerodynamic. gotta go fast.

Hahaha

*hugs Megumin daki*

In my school fast was another word for slutty

Here get in

Go the fuck away from me real fast like.

I can't get in that box cause im not a dumb asshole
Ask squash

Hey Kyle, isn't Neko a dumb asshole?

loco go fast with me

Yeah. Why?

Okay neko, get in the box

i can't

I've got places to go

got to follow my rainbow

Squash is never right when it comes to me

Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city

I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me

OH YEAH

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kys

I'm wrong they're both good

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Well, there goes my Yanbwaka trip...

I must get the platinum trophy for Crash Bandicoot.

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There were shit games back then too.
Nothing has changed.

kyle

ur a shit game

Yes yan?

I'd constantly and viciously stalk you and have paranoid fits about you cheating on me and probably murder George.

I'll probably think about strangling you in your sleep a lot.

And also, my roommate is allergic to dogs so you can't stay with me

Also, I'm not sociable at all and I won't go meet your parents.

Toru so kawaii

You get back in your box

yan can I live with you though

I wonder how similar my sprites and tiles can be to the style I'm copying before it becomes a problem...

you should just hire me to do your art

i'm like

amazing

Pretty sure I'm better at pixelart than you are. It's like the one thing I'm better at.

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Kill yourself
It's over, mull it
There's a trigger; pull it
Get it through your head
"It" being a bullet~

there's nothing worth posting anymore. shut it down.

Posting lyrics from comedy songs seems worthwhile imo.

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y tho

I'm lonely.

surely you have better options

Not really.

I'd rather you not

Yan can I live with you?

okay.

I won't allow this.

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Wynaut?
Would you be jealous that I'm not living with you?

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Yan is my slave.

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Untrue

Fake News

Many False

Shes just shy.

Hey amy want to live together

Yan is a cunt.

Man, i'm in the mood for kanra.

Kanra stop being productive and come talk to me.

NANIIIIIIIIIII

you all suck i can't believe i waste my time like this

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I mean.
I don't.

But I can.

they might suck but they don't stop if you slap them

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sabrina signed in on steam

You can go if you want.

I wish Ioco had knockers like that.

They'd really go with her feminine penis

I think it stops being feminine when it's large enough for me to slip the tip inside myself.

WRONG

okay no kanra come back I miss you.

Loco never talks to me when I post.

I don't have anything to talk about with anyone unless I can make jokes about my penis.

I'll talk to you

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I changed my mind

I won't

so wtf did you do today?

I went to the bank. I came home. I ate pizza and played Sonic and touched myself a little (didn't cum). I watched I think 15 minutes of Twin Peaks S03e01. Then I went into town again to the internet cafe but it was closed. I came home. I went out again to pick up some mail from a friend. I came home. Then posting and YouTube and I have this sheet of paper here I'm drawing ellipses on.

Gotta grind ellipses.

ha ha nothing :)

pondered my existence ;~;

Absolutely without shame.

So you're just drawing circles? Are you drawing in a context where you'd need to draw different kinds of ellipses?

you piece of shit they're not circles they're ELLIPSES

and no I'm just squiggling them everywhere. Idgaf.

Nothing shameful about playing sonic btw those are good games.

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neuroplascticity drops off after 22 in males. that means you learn worse than ever in your entire life here on out.

overrated.


So you're squggling, not giving many fucks, in the hopes that you'll retain some of the skills? Don't you learn better when your attention is directed at the task you're working on, rather than distractedly?

Nothing shameful about touching yourself to underage 60 year old ice fairies btw those are good fairies.

Loli is pedophilia.

do you think I'm doing this to learn or do you think I'm just passing time until i go to bed

Nothing shameful about pedophilia btw that's good philia

Sounds like you're failing at both going to bed and getting productive practice into ellipses... maybe just go to bed? What's the worst that could happen if you just picked one thing?

Everything is wrong with it.

it's mainstream in japan. like, everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

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Kanra, Jesus Christ. it'snot bedtime yet. I can't go to bed if it's not BED TIME.

Remember that canon transformers manga where the transformers fuck the little girls.

ty japan.

This dick

:(

manga and toyline.

sounds like you've been idling in the threads without much to talk or do, and you know something you'd like to do, but ain't doin it.

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👌

Play sonic?

I can do that while threading.

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you think you're smart? gonna go places?
ask yourself what actual smart people are doing right now.

if you know any genius level people, talk with them. I've known many and they're pursuing projects and hobbies, just because they have the time to. they're naturally faster than any of us, and they're also interested and love what they do.

I'm not saying "don't enjoy yourself or life" but that whatever enjoyment you got from drawing, the more you sacrifice Sanic tiems for it, the sooner you'll get its best rewards?

this makes sense.

Nobody who hangs here regularly is very smart.

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Except me of course

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I am smart

talk about sex, fap, trans politics, idiocy, waiting for the next neat response

this is the lowest common demoninator, and it's cozy.

even for the standards of a community, this place isn't one.

it's just a bunch of folks that've known each other for a long time. some are friends. most are not.

kanra I don't think you understand just how fast I'm going right now. it's way past. way past cool.

and I HAVE to go fast, don't you understand? i GOTTA.

KANRA can I ask you something

I HAVE TO DO THIS

maybe just don't play it for a week. on a whim. see if you can manage that. of course you feel you want and need to. that's because your brain is mostly stupid.


yus

HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU

Kill yourself?

If i don't post for a week will you buy me a new tablet.

your loss.


that was stupid painful to read. Why?

Because. I say so.

there's this important study on self control performed on children.

they're given a plate with two cookies, and told they can eat one. if they one eat one, they can have two more later. or they can just eat both right then and there.

some of the kids ate both.
some didn't.

they gave the kids IQ tests and followed them for many years. and there was a strong correlation between the kids that denied themselves that second cookie to have more cookies later, their IQ, and their success and grades later on. those that just HAD to have both cookies then were less successful, and had lower IQs on average.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_marshmallow_experiment

were any of the kids horrible depressed?

If Kanra was a Rem Trap I would smash

BECKY LEMME SMASH

ALL OF THOSE LITTLE TWITCHES AND SHIT ETHAN DOES WITH HIS BODY

HE HAS TOURETTES

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Yes, wow, it took you this long to realize

maybe they were depressed. but mostly it turns out smart people are healthier, make smarter choices, and plan for the future more than less smart people. The stereotype that geniuses are reclusive weirdos has NEVER been proven, and in fact disproven many times over. They're actually usually better physically and better at regulating themselves, in addition to being faster at learning.

You should try some neuroscience and psychology. I assumed more people knew just how the brain controls everything, like your every feeling and the words you choose to make the thoughts you have, and how damaging a very certain part of the brain makes your words completely different and wonky, but still wordsish.

you may never break the fourth wall, but knowing it's there should help in life.


I could pass. but seems unhealthy.

I just thought he was doing it intentionally because it's hilarious.

You're right, i'm shitposting so i must be a retard.

I just figured it was because he was anxious on camera, I would understand.

y live

no, that sentence suggests you might be a retard.

it could be that you know better, but I haven't noticed.


because life is all there is?

Okay what will you give me if i don't post for a week

Nudey wudeys?

time to practice what I've been preaching though.

gotta go fast. faster, that is, at learning stuff I know takes more than just a minute to get, and longer to retain, but is enjoyable over a longer period of time, and looking back on the small sacrifices I've made, this really is a good way to live if you want to feel competant and healthy.

aren't you so great oh high and mighty neet

Enjoy overwatch.

I am going to kill myself.

not not posting, but not hanging around for new posts, and dicking around. if you, for a week, give up things repeatedly to do the things you really want to do, that aren't immedietly and obviously gratifying (it helps if you imagine your future gratification), then you'll have my admiration. You'd be working on a trait that anybody would respect.

a couple hours of overwatch everyday is peanuts compared to the slow death I was living playing several hours a day everyday.

reeee

Yay luka

Do you mean I'll stay a lolicon forever?

What is it spam time again already or just dead?

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pls no

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i know that's not true

Aren't you black?

Neru quit posting forever.

only in the summer

WHAT

I have no attraction to black people.
Though I do have a rather keen fondness of middle eastern men.

They said they didn't want to come here anymore.

I told them they shouldn't force themselves and I think they quit forever after that.

i'm sleepy and hungry but i ate and i don't want to go to bed

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This isn't even funny why did I laugh

that's even worse

Aww
To be fair you told the right thing, still sad tho


YUO'RE HEARTLESS

do it over and try again

Mostly the bears.

A cruel master.


Hopefully they get bored and come back anyways.

eat again?

It's just in combination with that image and that reaction afterwards, idk...
This all is new to me as well.

gross

no u

Are yu still hungry

i ate though

Well she isn't wrong this place is terrible.

If you quit then I quit.

did you eat enough?

I quit.

I'll wait and see if you actually quit,

but i just got out the shower

How deep in your asshole did you wash?

That's private

Zero inches

no one cares how big your dick is

I don't give a shit.
How deep.
Did you clean.
Your ass out?

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of course i did

Wow

got me

You better have cleaned at least 2 inches in.
I don't want poo on my dick and I need an inch of buffer.

rekit


stop being gross

No.

what if i say please

N-no...

Ban

Only reason I bought the cosplay for

!?!

Should've used the katana instead of the credit card tbh
Would've looked better

i keep forgetting i have a 3ds
what games are good on it

Wanna play games?

You're a cool guy.

But I wanted to do it off the katana


You're pretty cool too Gogs
and cute too

did you cut yourself and let it go in through your bloodstream

Like what ?

Fuck if I know. I have Pokemon and Zelda.
That's it.

Osu

Im not that brutal

Besides I dont wannna get my cosplay dirty

me too

But it doesn't have even half the entertaining value it would have if you lined it with a sword.

omg

is this a date ?

Y-yea..

エマ

I guess I'll reinstall it.

yay I got 5th

Osu is trash.

You're trash

I haven't played this game in more than a year.

All my beatmaps are gone though which is a problem.

is osu another word for every post you make

Redownload them.
It takes like 5 seconds for a beatmap to download

maybe

*your

what are you doing now

But I had so many.

can I download all of them at once ?

no its not

soto give me attention

i was playing warframe but i'm too sleeepy to do the stupid mission that i have to do to get the piece i need

idk, try.

ive never played that game

YES. THAT IS THE JOKE.

it's fun but it's an immortal grindfest

I'm trying.


I don't understand the joke.

those are always fun

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So it isn't fun.

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But it sounds like such a chore

if you try too hard

Pretty happy I didn't go.

Isn't that like the majority of time sink games, though? Minecraft, Rust, Warframe, any MMO, etc, where you just spend more time just trying to get items and swearing you'll be able to have fun the moment you get that one item before just starting the grind anew.

AX fucked this newbie up

Poor guy
Imagine waking up on the floor in the middle of a pooldeck and finding out you pissed yourself lmao


How's it going Revs?

ye

i got too drunk last night and threw up but i made some killer mac n cheese, heating up the last of it now for food

He drank one bottle of wine.

in my defense it was bad wine

Maybe, I don't really play any of those
I played minecraft because grim got me into it but it was chill, different kind of grindy.
But subtle plays poe a lot, I tried to get into it but I couldn't at all, finished the game once and never touched it since.

So it was watered down ? ?

Off one bottle?
Damn you're a cheap date lol

Lmao you missed cocopuffs

That shoulda been Grim 2 years ago

I wish could get turnt from a single bottle

Echo when are you going to buy FFXIV

12.5%abv but i generally drink really cheap wine with sweet juice but this was a gift from a not so bright friend so it was worse than i was used to, much more sour

get me the good wine and i won't waste it or mix it

I don't really enjoy grindy games, either.
With the weird exception to phone games.
Simply because it sort of fits while you're waiting on something somewhere to just slowly grind to level up shit.

Wait did you actually..?

Phone games is literally the worst kind of grindy.

Im surprised I made it into the shoop

Niggas putting shoes on my head and shit


Will you get all sloppy and start taking off your clothes?

I sure fucking hope so

I saw that shit.
Michelle was riding your ass trying to wake you up

Why would I do that

I can just buy those.


baby drink

if you're a good boy~

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So you can play with Subtle

Oh, you do autistic photoshoots with food too or what?

Yeah nah I'm good.

Somebody give me affection.

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So you can play with me

no

why

I don't take pictures at all.

you first

No guarantees I'll be good after your clothes are off tho

But you wouldn't play with me

I own FFXIV and I've never played it.

Why wouldn't I?

Lmao these fucking weebs

You think pictures steal your soul or wtf is up?

once the clothes come off the definition of "good" changes

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~ugu~

You post on animus, slow the fuck down

IT IS MILDLY ENJOYABLE WHILE WAITING IN LINE, ON THE TRAIN, OR BEFORE CLASS.

But i'm fast as fuck.

Yeah man, seeing nerds all fucked up and dying and shit is hilarious

Until Manny does it and then he's fucked up and rolling on the floor causing a scene lmao


Just come to Cali already so I can fuck you already


BOIIIIIIIIII

you are doing it wrong

I'm bad at showing affection outside of the few I hold close.

no you come east

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Some Accelerator shit or what

h-hold me close

kek

Oh Manny was so fucked up, he ever get it in or was he just sperging out?

I do not see you that way.

I never slow down so I never need to accelerate.

Gotta go fast i guess.

You do the anine ninja run stance or what?

what's up with this gotta go fast shit

I'm far beyond that.

This dude over here on maximum overdrive.

what

Neat, Shad made a comic about Ioco

I guess.

Idk this skull post said they're fast

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You don't even play osu with me

that's ban and he's not fast at all

You don't even play osu with me*

Emma where tf is my new Yuzumori

Did you quit

Ban? Like the horse thread poster?

In what way though?

Did you already read the last one?


I just play offline now

yes


um any?

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Why?

I'm okay


Autism

Oh shit.

Shame
I wanted to show off.

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It looks like he's got T-rex arms.

Im like 2 chapters behind I think

yeah

July 5, 2017

mega.nz/#!C44GhDRZ!Iq9IRm1DqTkzH7jIfpZApYcMz9PNr9q5ciHhhvoTrA4

Translated
(Nishi Asuka) Someday, We'll Get There ch01 [yuriproject]
Ano Ko ni Kiss to Shirayuri wo [Vol.7] - 0032 - You Are (not) Alone [Yurine] [English] by [MiamMiam-Team]
Car Graffiti JK - c018
Model-chan and Plain Manager by Taneko ch. 4
Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume [Vol.2] - 0000 - Takkyuu Diary (Oneshot) [English] by [pingpongscans]

Untranslated
[レズ萌え!(お湯の香り)] 梨子ちゃんに い・た・ず・ら☆ (ラブライブ!サンシャイン!!)
[小椋商会(ちいうつ)] LOVE!LOVE!FESTIVAL!!5 (ラブライブ! )

5 digit yet?


urus.ai/yuzumori19

20 came out on the 3rd but I haven't gotten around to doing it yet because things.

Yuzumori

There's a couple of seres I am probably gonna watch this season

Hopefully they arent too shit

No
but I beat subtle twice
third time unofficially

I just can't be fucked to fc 4-5 stars and I am getting pathetic pp unless I do.

But I just discovered tillerino so I might just grind to 100-80k and take it easy from there.

Fuck you, lesbian dude.

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It's anime; it's always gonna be shit.

Whaaa?

On maps I'd never played b4

Tbh I thought it was just another one of those RP posters that are always here.

Dirty pp farmer

Tbh I don't even care about ranking I just want senpais to take me seriously


You picked one of them

That's the spirit

I have SS on it!

I don't ever see any rp posters

new when?

How else do I prove myself tho


Oh cool, means I can get it too.

Fuck New Game S2 tho

Don't let my illustrious reputation intimidate you though.

I dunno, you're still bad

ban post gay pineapple lewd

The dude on the left looks like he's trying to be a token injun.

You don't have to prove anything to people who watch meme anime unironically

Guys, I just found AotY

That's literally andy tho

This is a trick

Idk i remember you a little but i dont know how many times we actually interacted

Like, black shirts and jeans with at least shoulder lenght hair is what every Native I've known wears the majority of the time. Bonus points if they have an embellished/Mexican belt with turquoise.

Andy is cool

He smoke-um peacepipe and is chill

I don't feel like it.


Aren't you like kon or something ?

what is

Yeah but you knew that from the start

Your words

You can never really be sure though.

gay

He seems chill, just looked pretty token.

they aren't

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I'm doing the best I can

Yeah thats true.

Yeah, i didnt recognize him at first.
He def looks like a injun tho

W/e then, its all the same anyway

Don't worry, I'm bad too.

jiiiiiiiii

Soto when we bringing robert to a fur con?
That shit will be a fucking disaster

Im so down

Just talk shit on furries and watch them bark at us and shit

best con experience/10

Not sure what counts as good then

4 digit.

And one I'm 4 digit, 3 digit.

Kicked out so fast

That is the cringiest thing I've seen today and I saw a gay Indian theater geek in a fedora.

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Imagine if we had snuck Robert into the con?
Fuuuu dude

Fucking lols

That's a bit extreme.

You should stop now.

Oh no.

Hey ban post that pineapple thing

Imma ninis tho cause work tomorrow at 4 and such

what about grapefruit?

You're not good unless you can do this

youtube.com/watch?v=L1zrZnEh4yw

That's not the big black..

Just remove slider ends and big black is easy

If you SS it I'll do anything you ask.

I'll sign on and do it in 1 try tomorrow

Can't wait.

When is Mimika gonna level up from being a comic relief

sucking 57½ dicks

What was the gif trump tweeted that made everyone upset ?

I kinda wanna see it

Everyone is actually a strong word.

didn't wanna ask her directly ever but holy shit fucking CALLED IT lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=Sv-OYkGWOhE

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A brown widow just crawled across my desk in the dark.

I crushed him with a cup but I still want to die.

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