Yeah Ghostie was trying to fuck some slut but she couldn't get it up I guess

Yeah Ghostie was trying to fuck some slut but she couldn't get it up I guess

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you doing anything right is sarcasm

Was there, can confirm

I did the equivalent of that a bunch of times when we played crash landing..

I really dislike ghostie

Bruh like
What the literal fuck does this sentence mean

like breh

Oh god why do I struggle in this life?

nice


crash landing you need to actually analyze your surrounding and make a plan

runescape you just click a fuckin portal rofl


why?


its not about the money
its about you being a bitch

Goodnight. I didn't fap fyi. I know you're all proud of me.

nice man
go for another day tomm
sleep well

C'mere Griffin. You know I know how to make you feel beautiful, doll.

Who wants to buy me PUBG?

We drank shots out of said slut's bellybutton

The degenerates did lines of coke off her ass but I don't fuck with that stuff

You're being a dick because I haven't paid you back before the date you told me I could pay you back by.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I don't like people who say touchy feely stuff to me without actually meaning any of it

You gunna break my legs if I don't?

YOU ACTUALLY TELLING ME

THAT'S NOT EVA?

grimy as fuck


that was just a guise cuz I was actually pissed off about the 200poster thing

its nothing serious honestly

I feel the same way
what things did ghostie tell you

Is this literally Kanra?

#BlameSoto

Fucking yes I am.
First I'm gonna break your toes just as a joke but later you're gonna act all pissy about it so I'm gonna have to break your knees.


NOPE

ur too good at it. it's stupid.

101%


did the thot know him?

Nah, go fuck yourself. If you're seriously going to be a cunt over something so vapidly trivial then I might just give my bank to Colby.

break me daddy

What do you think?

Come at me in my full adi platemail.

Hey Colby. You want 5 mil?

its the internet nothing fucking matters

if you dont wanna let it go fine
hold it in your ass as long as you want

colbs will probably give me my money anyway


I think he met her at the con randomly

well not like I have any logs from years back but all that kinda lovey dovey shit and was always talking about getting involved in dating and stuff

n-bot like I wanted to or anything...but I mean it happened alot and tbh I think they just messaged me when they got turned on
but idk why because i had stopped doing lewd stuff way before that so it was

you know the whole thing was kinda pointless?
And it happened alot too....

i just feel like that's kind of mean to prey on someone loneley and desperate like me and then immediateley turn around and publicly do shit like being Mugens Gross pet

fuckin fag

for the past like 3 hours I was convinced you were eva without any doubts

that really says something about how you post
take a look at yourself

I mean sure why not

Not at all surprising, though she's friends with Manny's gf so there's some connection there

Also fuck no I'm not giving you anything, you're the one that likes to grind tedious shit

...

I bet they havent changed one bit


SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEY

PIGPIGPIGPIGPIGPIGPIG
SUUUUUUUUUUEY
SUUUUUUUUUUUUu
EYYY
SUUUEY

laborate

Chaotic good, bitch

Cool. I'll give it to Colby and if he gives it to you then whatever, but if not then you don't get to bitch!

ok that was pretty fucked up
sorry oobles lol

no u

I know. Why you still concerning yourself with those folks right now? I think you spent enough time... Why don't you think about what I could be doing for you right about now?

YOU WERE WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME?????//


Yeah, I;m just glad they aren't around when I am
stupid jerk

am i late to the latest meltdown

Daddy he's going to break my legs!

Like damn nigga what you going all hard for that shit was wild you wildin'

if a long ass time has passed you should just forget about it and not talk to them tbh

some days I just stop giving a fuck
idk man
ill probs be fine tomm tho

If you can't see it yourself I can't tell you anything more

In my perception, based on the language you use, tbe topics you talk about, and the attitude you take approaching them

You're eva

it's alright
good to see you're still a worthless piece of shit in this world of a toilet bowl
no wonder no 1 like u :(


that me


smooch


ya bich u late where tf were u

Alright. Guess it doesn't matter that I removed you on all my shit. I'll give Colby the money when I feel like it. Cause it doesn't matter, right?

I don't really hold a grudge
I just

and honestly I feel justified and secure in that

i was trying to transfer my phone service to my new phone

Going to go give the money to Colby then.
That settles that then. Not in my hands anymore.

you're trying too hard


getting mixed messages here

yeah
I remember yo saying you wanted to kill some peeps a long time ago tho
pretty strong feels

it

am a little. but then I learn nothing.


super bluntly opinionated, like everything is a fight that needs to be won against everyone?

I would still be pretty happy if I heard MGD got killed

aside from that I think im okie

text me ur dick


do i need 2 spell it out for u
it's 3 letters


penis

I faintly remember playing on their minecraft server lmao

Nah. Haha it's cool.
Just the internet. Doesn't matter if you treat people like shit and they remove you cause it's the internet.

Haha.

There's a lot... I can teach you

...

i was not successful getting phone service so no

oh this works for u too


bye felicia

Too much damn time on this game

Colby has the money now.
I am now absolved of my sin. For it is new years.

lol lewka

do like learning...

I think I imght have a problem tbh

What the literal fuck is this
What the LITERAL FUCK BARD

luka is a fuckin savage lol

Pro tip. Your problem isn't just RS.

Well screw you too, Kyle.

NIGGA YOU HAVE BEEN OFFLINE FOR 4 MONTHS
AND YOU NEVER TEXT ME EITHER

Then we should get started.

pfft

I'm fairly sure the time spent in game is only the time in OSRS

This account started 13 or so years ago on the original RS

Kept you waiting, huh?

k y s

For you? Why would I ever do that~?

I think Grim deleted me from his friend's list for refusing to give him virtual money and saying he was lawful evil

Whoops

im sorry

Give me the money.

...

You know
the best part about this whole toiliet of a world thing
is that I don't even have to tell you to kys back

you'll just be dead in the next 20 years because you have no regards for your health

so all I have to do
is live life

isn't that awesome?

Make a Runescape account and it's yours friend

I was only pretending to just be a dick.
Gomen.

I logged off buddy

at least i have nice teeth

Mommy. Pls b naic to curry dadye

Because you're one of those gay faggots with feelings and shit who do weird things like care- It's bizarre.

Oh

It's hard to tell

i need a break

see?
just logged back in


do u tho?
arent they hella crooked?

i went and got my teefs cleaned the other ay at the dentist and now they are squeky and shiny

Oh, I thought it was Steam credit or some shit. Fuck that.

Are we fighting again ?

go sleep

I feel a rampant disgust when I see you.

what is happening

*thumbs up emoji*

if darwin played osrs

he would love the farming skill

Do you?
Dang

no i actually have perfect teeth
no gaps and no overlaping

also white power etc etc

Oh... Okay.

Why?

...

idk I just get that vibe from him


#rare

Old people love farmville.

She was just starin
just bareley feelin embarassed
she put the matic in charis
then randomly fly to paris like

uhhh
hello

but why exactly
the world may never know

Remember kids. RS kills marriages.

I do Slayer to kill shit

God Kyle don't make it gay.

The internet is new and scary but farms aren't.

Cap Buddy for me.

i kill marriages because i'm discord hitler

Fuck you, Hitler. You kicked me and it hurt me.
Now I know what it was like to be a Jew in the Holocaust.

Discord is Hitler tbh

I might actually just do that some time- I was considering watching through BT a second time, now I have an excuse to do so.

...

Buddy is stupid adorable.


Spare me, mien furur.

SEASON TWO WHEN?!

Who here is a good boy?

Not soon enough.


You are. For I see all your efforts and I am proud.

Watashi

...

What if i'm not ?

So, whatchu been up to, pussy? This place still full of drama and trannies?

I can literally feel my wrists cutting themselves.

Pretty much. I work a part time gig now though. Trying to get a second full time job to go with it.

I miss Nefel

...

He is in AM's discord

AM tried to add me on Steam and Snapchat and I don't know why.

You're ever not feeling that?

link

Trevor is better, though.

Ew. Tell him I said hi, yeah?

I do efforts?

I'm attracted to your bad side so it's okay.

Whatcha in the market for?

I don't think I have those permissions.


If I remember

Only on my write hand.


Are you actually aware of it though ?

right

right is what I meant to type

Trevor is not better.

ill message him

k

Okie dokie

...

Farm company.

I totally thought it was intentional and just one of those weird things you say like it's some sort of pun that makes no sense.

Never should have corrected it, you blew it.

no
stop posting neffy it's weird.

I don't know why I typed that.


My brain wasn't working for a second.


Everyone said the same thing when I posted Koume.

...

I'm working in farm country right meow- Can't stand the smell, fucking dairy farms.

I'd >for a second but I feel it'd be just too easy.

hate

hate

hate
hate
hate
hate
hate

This is weirder

I just got up so I don't feel that bad about it.


Whats the best kind of vibrator for a hands free anal orgasm ?

you're a better poster than the old koume one tho

He has a pretty unique posting style though that I couldn't emulate.

For plugs: The Aneros Vice, Fun factory's Duke, and Evolved's sub-company Zero Tolerance just came out with one that vibrates but also kinda wiggles around that might be good. Other than that any of the good G-spot toys can work. Also, maybe one of Fun Factory's stronic line (they thrust instead of vibrate)

oh you must be talking about an even older koume poster

I sell equipment.


Animals smell awful.
But so do you,.

I had the TIGER one from the fun factory but I bored of it and don't even feel like ever using it again.

It failed to satisfy me


aoi

yeah them

They use some crazy weird emojis

I'm glad they fucked off

You wound me, hon.

The problem I find with the tiger, and this is pretty common of fun factory toys, is the solid core doesn't extend far enough so the tip is a bit floppy which makes it not great for prostate and g-spot stimulation which reply more on pressure.
I bought the stronic eins just to keep on my desk because the pulsating makes me happy.
the Duke is a prostate plug that has an extra flange to just go up a bit farther to give some of that fuller feeling bigger toys give. Aneros are supposed to be really good too but im not sure.

love

love

love
love
love
love
love

Yes?

...

...

You confused the fuck out of me with that image.

I only do it out of love.

I still hunt them down on Holla Forums


Do you post while using it though ?


I refuse

WHAT

In what way?

I turn it on sometimes.
I'm not a faggot so I don't do things like put them inside me.

You must have confused me with Emma.


But why

I thought Quetzal had tracked me down.

Hurt me more

I will just post my images instead to keep things clear in the future.

Eye'm not sure fucking up a homonym is something to really be upset about.

Nobody gave me the thinking emoji meme I needed

euuugh they still post there?

wtf how do you even find them?
through the avatar?

YOU ARE BEING GROSS

Think about killing yourself, nerd.
Haha. Served.

...

If you're scared to put inside of you that makes you gay.


What you have to do is put it inside of you and turn it up to the maximum setting.


If you don't cum then you're not gay.


who am I loving ?


Its important

Well i'm not upset sooo

I know the posting style they use and avatar.

YOU STARTED IT, FUCCBOI! I'm just here to see it through to the end.

...

Alright, I did. I have decided not to as I am too terrified of the endless void that likely awaits me.

Now what, senpai?

Who -are- you loving?

You will stop this.

I am not scared, just have no interest in it.

...

Great job

By my tiny hands I will end you, Dallas.


Become void.

My old boyfriend from years ago that I haven't talked to at all since the break up and he abused me.

HMMMM

Thanks dad

Public affection is allowed again?

have you found them recently?

What about that cool girl you dated and dropped without a good reason?

Treat me ruff, sugar~

...

Yes.

I still haven't gotten a vid of you taking the knot.

I stopped checking when they would give me the folder.


Who told you about that ?

Oh goodie.

...

why aren't you working in a branier profession?

wouldn't

...

You were supposed to have forgotten about that by now.

Idunno

Sure you're asking the right person that question, hoss?

It was awkward because she was still on the swimteam with me for the rest of highschool.

She never talked to me again.


I broke her heart :(

...

Yeah right~

Did you wear her swimsuit when getting kinky?

...

Shit.

Silly silly ban.

maybe. did you go to uni for like, something brainy?

filthy

...

No but one time I went to practice in a white swimsuit because I wouldn't find my speedo.


that thing didn't hide anything

She actually added me on facebook though and never messaged me.

Still in college, ME, off for the summer and roofing in rural areas was the highest paying gig I could get on short notice.

Maybe she figured adding you was her first step and next one is up to you.

I wore compression shorts to swim class once because I could not find my swimsuit.
They were very outlining of my assets when wet.

EUGH, fine- I'll rek my ass, just for you, okay?

i see. did you ever at one point want to be a programmer?

I didn't take it.

I know she really liked me too.

They pretty much asked me out

Just do what everyone else does.

grab your nuts and pull them up so it looks like you got a bigger package

I do not need to do that, it is head-turningly impressive already.

Shit no, programming is for losers.

Well you're the one that fucked it up in the end.

Sugoii~!

But it can be bigger.

...

noted.

i'm very aware of that


I didn't want to date them anymore


ruining it was kinda my goal

That would be so uncomfortable though. People are not looking under the water anyway.

This is America, speak American- Won't have none of that slant eye gook speak in here.

Did you just get bored or something

So after you destroy your ass with it you'll let me have a go at it, right?

You wanted to be a programmer, didn't you?

A go at the toy, or at him?

Well I mean, that was never in debate, you're always free to have a go at it- You're just a putz about bringing yourself around~

already am. what I really want to be is good at things that are important.

Pay me back and I'll drive up there and take you up on it.

Well then you should have been something that isn't a programmer- Perhaps a ditch digger or fry cook.

But when I get out of the water I went people to see my wet body and big package.


I was never interested in the first place.

Is taking advantage of my body not enough due recompense? Are you saying you could get my body for free?!

So why did it even happen at all?

I am not so insecure as to need to make myself appear larger.

programming is just a tool. it's a language you have to speak in order to write useful or amazig things. the more fluent you are, the more you're able to express. same with knowing how stocks work.

More like it would be willingly given.

All of my friends told me I should do it.


I guess i'm insecure

By "take advantage of his body" he means "break his legs", right?

stawp sqid.
mi wonds r stil fwesh.

o.

It's a language that introduces unnecessary redundancy and overcomplication to perfectly fine mathematical statements such that the binary retardation of semiconductors can brute force an answer out of the input. It's the language of laziness and the lowest common denominator.

Who would win?
200 thousand lines of code or a curly boy without a friend?

Just because I'm thirsty for release doesn't mean I'm a slut- After the first date, slightly before the second, MAYBE! But no earlier than that, I'm a classy lady, after all.

This might just be the most pseudo-intellectual sentence I have ever read in my life.

You'll be bent over in 20 min.

Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.

you can use maths where necessary to make certain technology better or customized. gotta be fluent to know how to tinker.

same with going really big. there's plenty of room for complex thinking and creating and automation. and most of the stuff we can even fathom doing, we don't have to fine-tune or optimize the stuff other people have made.

tl;dr you can do complex things in design and engineering on a larger scale, and that means knowing enough about enough, and- FUCKING DADDY LONG LEGS FROM CEILING AFSDJKFDSDL:

UGH. YOU CAN EXPRESS THINGS THROUGH TECHNOLOGY NO MATTER THE SCALE. there's nothing superior about smol transisters and whatnot.

It'd take you that long?

...

You little shit.

i'm out.

okay sure

You should come onto steam

Quit being a diplomatic fag about this- Programmers owe their existence to engineers and mathematicians, so trying to play like "we're all just equal and the same mannnnnnn" is HORSESHIT. Programming and computation initially existed just to shave time off calculations- YOU EXIST TO MAKE THE LIVES OF MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE MARGINALLY EASIER!

In all seriousness I'm just giving you a hard time and passing along the elitism and condescension from a math theory major who taught my calc 3 class that made me feel inadequate as an ME.

I like how I'm in that image for blank-posting with an anime girl, even though I'm not particularly disposed to that.

Hey hey, it's alright, you know what they say about performance anxiety- Every two in five men and all that~ I won't hold it against you, sweetheart

owe their existence to PAST engineers and mathematicians. and the ones working at Intel and Nvidia and whatnot. not to the profession of engineering itself.

Don't burst my bubble, cocksucker.

hard truths. count the number of stories of highly educated engineers, going into fields of software engineering and system design.

it's less about putting two pieces together the best way, and more about knowing how to put a dozen pieces together so that it works for several thousand people similtaneously.

I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

This only lends credence to my thought that user friendliness is the worst thing to happen to consumer products. "Normies get out" before it was ever a thing.

They still do. Without engineering advances in modern hardware coders are extremely limited in what they can do.

Do what you must, I've already won~

Hii

I'm going to rape you until you beg for more.

...

hi
are you mobile?

idk y it is, but we've made it so


how many engineers does it take to advance hardware? how many will really contribute to solving a problem that hasn't been solved?

whereas with programming, the problems are always different, highly subjective, and therefore dynamic enough to need customized experiences and expressions of data manipulation (all programming really is)

until someone finds the magical way to reduce all that dynamic demand into a few simple, easily repeated patterns, which is sorta inevitable, putting those pieces together still requires humans.

Hey you
I deleted my gab caps so i dont have that anymore ;;

Yeah
I have to keep resetting the app just to make posts

O boi, my body is ready~

How many is irrelevant.
Without engineers codding would not exist. And we would rapidly hit our limits without new engineers to make more.


Then give me that vid.

What a shame.
How are you doing today?

Are you at work?
What you doing

Pretty good
Been camping the whole weekend so im covered in mosquito bites but it's been a lovely time
How about you?

Sitting by the fire
Wbu

I am alright, kind of tired from work. I open again tomorrow so I will have to end up retiring early tonight again.
I do not like the opening shifts, waking up at 6:30 is too early for me.

Don't you dare text wall me, Kanra.

sitting by the computer
It's about as warm as a fire
Did you have smores?

I know how you feel
Im not a morning person so i hate getting up early for work

Yeah
But they are kinda meh

I think cinnamon flavored graham crackers work best
I once had smores with kit kats it was really good.
Fuck, now I could really go for some marshmallows.

tomorrow is my last open for awhile. Though I do close monday which means 4 consecutive days of work which is a pain.
I was going to have a light week but they put me in to go help another location so I will be working an extra 10 hours.

Kitkats are the worst chocolate candy though

At least youll be making a bunch of money right? Do you get extra money for overtime?

I mean chocolate isn't all that great to me in general. Except for crunch bars I love those. But just straight up chocolate I honestly don't get the fuss. Not my bag.

It always tastes like foil and hurts my teeth

not at 10 dollars an hour I"m not.
It's not technically overtime, just more hours that they reworked the schedule to put in.
Kind of a minor drag, but I will live.
I have my employee discount now though which is something of a perk.
I wish we sold like food or something though.

What do you plan on getting with The discount??

I bought this toy that does a thrusting motion instead of a vibrating one just cause it's novel and makes me smile when I hold it.
Other than that, nothing in the store really interests me since I'm not into sex toys much.

an engineer can create something that makes them redundant.

engineering is very logical, very mathematical, and computers are billions times better at it.

imagine designing a blueprint. it could either take a team of engineers of various specialities to work out all the forces of all the different objects in it, but once it's been done enough times, a computer can do it quicker, and better. wamp wamp.

That's really lewd
Why do you smile lol

Engineers have to MAKE the computer.
Without a computer coders are useless.

alibaba.com/product-detail/SW-3700-series-Semen-Collector-and_1990030631.html

I do not know, the novelty of it looking like a vibrator but not vibrating entertains me.
I will just keep it on my desk as an ornament there are no plans to use it as intended.

Awe boring!

I like KissShot.

Fuck off i saw him first

K bye

no, they don't. the compter is already made by previous engineers. future computers of the same kind can be made by other computers.

You are entirely ignoring my point that coders need hardware innovations of current engineers.
Goodnight, Kanra.

you're ignoring the concept of time. you're also treating ENGINEERS like some single thing.
nini

Evening

toofbrush nana beye

It has been 22 days since Chris begged for money.

It has been 7 days since Chris last worked on his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

It has been 2844 days since Chris applied for a job.

They track these things

Who is Chris?

Chan

The admin of animus

Bloodchan?

How is he admin?

just wow

Test gave it to bloodchan before he killed himself

Not Bloodchan.


What am I supposed to be looking at here ?


None of this is new.

Since when was Test admin?!

how do all these people not bump into each other?

where all these manic deranged Leftists they're on about?

Literally all around me.

THey do bump into each other

most of the people they bump into are each other

I cooked parmesean chicken for dinner.
I am pairing it with strawberry cheesecake iced cream.

S-sorry for being boring

That sounds like a very good dinner

Its k i still like you
You're making me hungry tho

How should I take this ?

However you want.

Come let me cook you foods then, I have stocked my fridge with delicious things to cook.

It is, I love paremesean chicken.

now I wanna do something like that.
I can't wait until I get my own kitchen again

Well I guess i'm ready for marriage if you are.

Id like that ^^
What other lovely things can you make?

what's everyone else up to?

You must get my mother's blessing first.

I love cooking, if I didn't have a kitchen I would eat McDonalds and pizza every night and die in 3 years.

Lots of stuff, later this week I'll be doing some home-made pasta carbonara, pancit canton, and maybe fried rice.

I already have it.


Also I was thinking about something


I've never seen a guy work in a sex shop before


Are you just really girly or something ?

I'm too lay most of the time.
The only reason I didn't do that in my undergrad was the fact that i was in the middle of the mountains and there was no mcdonalds or pizza nearby


You should go to more sex shops

That all sounds so mouth watering

I like the one near my house.

Its very easy to get to and the lady whos always working when I go in is super nice.

OH MAN

i see what dorkly is doing

they're deleting all the leftist comments making fun of Nazis

so all you have are these crazy offended Nazis posts

there is just a solid mass of people talking about how great Hitler is,

how awful Hillary is

that the flag of the confederacy is about "freedom"

how bad the Communists are

how PC shit is ruining things

anti-SJW

props to Dorkly.

I should find one when I move to albuquerque


There is a leftist comment within the first 10, though

they're actively deleting them.

ooh, even better

-1

Ok, but how come you never shit on black supremacists? Is it because you think black people cant be racist?

You fukn kidding me? Your comparing the confederacy to nazis??? Did you know that most of the men who fought against the north were sharecroppers!!!!The war was about freedom!!

One is the flag of socialists and the other was white democrats.

False. They don't riot in the streets setting businesses on fire like the retarded terrorist group Black Lives Matter. Those guys are at a stupid level all on their own.

Seriously.... doesn't anyone know of an ACTUAL video game/nerd page that isn't filled to the brim with this stupid, political, anti- America, anti-trump, anti-white crap? I followed this page because I like nerdy things. Now it's crap like this. I get that hating on and bashing anyone who is white and/or conservative is the "in" things these days for some reason. But I neither want, nor need, bullshit like this in my life. The only reason I haven't unfollowed this page yet, is because I keep hoping that we'll finally get the old dorkly back...

If any of you arguing that the confederate flag is racist you need to read the articles of succession! The civil war was fought over states rights. Slavery just help tip it to that point. The north was built on slavery then once the norths economical structure was able to sustain it self they decided it was immoral. The south wanted the same chance and according to the constitution of the United States, the state's had the freedom to make their own laws. When the U.S. government stepped in and said otherwise the south said fuck you bullshit. It just so happened to be slavery that the government stepped in about (the government that was entirely ok with slavery for 100 years previously) very hypocritical if you ask me. Now I'm not saying slavery isn't wrong but when the government rules over states rights that is wrong. Lets also note that the north had ALOT more slaves than the south

Nothing wrong or racist with the Rebel battleflag

Loved it when Dorkly was about video games and parodies. Now its no better than click bait sites.

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now i'm no proctologist

but this man appears to be full of shit

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