I just won a new award for a kids show. Talking 'bout a face-numbing off a bag a blow...

I just won a new award for a kids show. Talking 'bout a face-numbing off a bag a blow. I'm like goddamn bitch I am not a Teen Choice. Goddamn bitch I am not a bleach boy

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well thats beside my point entirely

He might actually acknowledge me if I listen to him !

-Ya pizza what u want? -lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke -fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE, we got 1 liter tho -fuk u mean B? aight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS. -uh? pizza dont got bone on it. -tf did i just say then -you said, lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it. -yall got bones in ya sht then -nah -so whats the problem -D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it -just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it -bruh just explain to me how the fuk pizza can be boneless? -if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS. -son what school u go to -dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless Deadass -Im deadass not making this pizza..

Well they could still go on dates or hold hands or something.
And a man could take Shinji out into the mountains or forest and teach him how to be a man, and Misato could take Asuka out and teach her how to be a woman.

Whip game make a nigga understand tho

thank god you're not an anime writer or producer

...

What is this ?

Take a deep breath.

Close your eyes.

Listen to the sound of silence as you slowly exhale.

THEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES AND

🎵CLICK

THE🎵

🎵CIRCLES

TO🎵

🎵THE

🎶BEAT🎶

GOT A MISS?

NEXT TIME MAKE IT 50

GOT A 50?

NEXT TIME MAKE IT A 100

GOT A 100?

NEXT TIME MAKE THAT SHIT A 300🎯

DON'T BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO CAN'T DO NORMAL MAPS.

BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO CAN PLAY HARD MAPS. PEOPLE WHO CAN FC GET PP

PEOPLE WHO CAN ACC GET ASS

BE THE PERSON WHO CAN DO BOTH

AND YOUR GRAPH WILL LOOK LIKE THIS📈

BECOME THE RHYTHM

SEE READ THE INVISIBLE

FUCKING STICK YOUR DICK INTO THE CIRCLES

What's so bad about my ideas though?

something u can stick up ur ass u faglord

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they dont work for one episode

and you havent posted updated selfie
and you dont use a name

oh my fucking

gnight

I did that last night so i'm good for about a month or two.

Got that Hannibal, Silence of the Lambo
Hit the gas so hard make it rotate
All my niggas blew up like a propane
All these RnB niggas be so lame
Got a sweet Asian chick she go low mane

Grim das mean

As in you'd have to stretch it out over more than one episode? I don't know about that.

Selfie? Like an avatar picture? I can't think of a good avatar that represents me well.
I can't think of a good name also.

Sleep tight moon princess

What the fuck

When master stand up for you

I've been doing it wrong this whole time

Good night animus

i got my internet working by splicing together the wall outlets and sending the single cable into my modem

Distress.

God it feels good living in eastern EU

(grim)
tired

...

Jack my friend is in Hungary now, take care of her and don't kidnap her.

not sure if this one is my tripcode

what does this one do, then

Good morning!!

Welcome back ManaK.

And good morning, Sinni.

what i'm worried about is, at any time Holla Forums won't let me post again.

it's just captcha after captcha after captcha after captcha

after captcha after captcha after captcha after captcha after captcha after captcha

I blame your proxy.

...

...

after captcha

then i give up


but i'm not using any ;-;

...

I doubt you're in america.

...

My internet body is!

suh

nm, suh with you dude

meow

:)


morm

i need better medication

/doubt

yes?


fine, fiiiiiiiiiiiiine, i don't know what kind of magic it is, but i swear i'm not using any funny stuffs, it's just browser and wifi!

*hug*

You can't ruse me.

mmf
are you okay?


gooooooggleeeeeess don't be like that :(

no
u_u

How long can we expect to keep your company for tonight?

what's up?

goggles it's not me that decide that, it's Holla Forums's decision when to strip me off my posting power!

Wow, you let an internet website bully you around? What a girl.

I have no power to fight back :(

Get behind my shield, I'll give you cover.

Same, honestly.

...

what if it attacks from above? or under!

Then you gotta cover me.

just woke up
feeling lonely
turned on Holla Forums

Noice

we need more people..


who still actively post?

Mananananananaka

Was that when she was trying to seduce her sister?

one more na and i'll gnaw on your leg

freindly people like u~

Yus :3

other than the ones currently posting, are there others?

Subtles invited.


Subby, get behind the shield.

Manananananananaka

I miss you all the time.


Too bad Onee-chan is too smart for her.

ya

What shield..

Subtle is ..


but, Rin..


like.. who?

You can gnaw on the apple instead...

Fuck if I know. Just get on the bandwagon.


You don't like him?

or you can take "na" off your every words!


he might be the bully!

h.

me

I can't, Manaka hates me lol

nah? hna? ananah? nahna? na


other than the ones that are currently posting

lots

My god...


Don't worry, I'll have a shield in my other hand just for you personally.

What if I'm trying to say "Pineapple" in french?

Or Banana?

This seems like a really difficult request, Mananaka.

why are you trying to hide their names from me ;-;


i need to take medicine and sleep, let's hope i can still post tomorrow


you substitute it with something else!
or just say banana without the N
baaa

you want a baaa?

Did you grow it in your garden?

i cant remember them all

Adios, senorita.

i wouldnt call it a garden..

but yeah, there are baaa trees

how about two!


you have a good night and don't sleep too late

Good, because I only want baaas if they're yours.

Man, questing in RS is boring as fuck.

i remember mananaka

but store bought is yellower and prettier!
good night, Rin


...
g'night

Rest well Maaaka.

I want to see you again.

;~;
sleep well...

Everything in rs is boring as fuck

Yeah, but I love getting skinnerboxed with those little level ups.

What the fuck does that mean?

Small and negligible rewards giving you a small rush and need for more.

...

Skinnerbox implies randomness.

I must be thinkign of something else then.

It takes hours to do anything in that game unless you're a member and i always get bored of it before anything happens

Grim got me a bond to be a member and I've mostly just ground out a few skills.
Working on some quests so I can use the bank chest in the crafting guild.

...

...

Thread rn

it's AMERICAS FREEDOM ANNIVERSARY

Grim. I'm doing the diary for Fallador.
I need a grind break.

I could go for a grind break too please.

anime is trash tbh fam

do you even have the levels lol

osrshelper.com/achievement_diaries?u=xthisolddogx&type=normal

Grind your face on the pavement.

I did the easy ones. I'll just move on to what I can do and level when I need.


Don't tell me you were the one spamming.

face on the pavement, ass in the air
curb stomp me and pull my har

...hair

Just cuddle me.

Of course not. That was BUI :^)

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OH SHIT SKITTY I ACTUALLY COULD USE YOUR HELP

least im not a horsefucker

que tal


I dont wanna curbstomp you

can u give me money back before u get urself banned

You suck.

I told you I won't use that stuff until I pay you back.

it would ruin your face
we dont want that

dont use it at all!

I do have very kissable face.

MANUAL ENCHANTING IS A BITCH

How would that be?


The horsefucker is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a horsefucker and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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so then make teletabs


lol
same with lolicons

I need a thing that will just click for me in a pattern.
Doing it manually is a bitch.

me on the left

where

squash if you use a simple repetitive script your ass will be banned faster than you can say "bad dog"

pic related


the one holding the kid

the one holding the small, sexy child

THEN THEY BETTER MAKE AN ENCHANT ALL BUTTON SOON

ed is kewl

just like me

the dark skinned one

Chekt


So you need to automate some graphical user interface? Is that a browser or a desktop application?

If it's a desktop application it's likely to be easily accomplished using some automation tool depending on your operating system. If it's windows you could use an autoit script or autohotkey by targeting the windows name and control classes and accompanying text in the controls. If it's a browser you could use javascript or windows UIA and enable chrome.
youtube.com/watch?v=q_EtYefbaOU
It's not so hard.
You can enable it in chrome here chrome://accessibility/

Just stopped by to share this with you.

and enable uia in chrome*

he is fucking lazy and wants someone else to do it for him
dont even do it if he pays you
its for his own good

hmmm...


:O


what?

It's runescape.
It's a sepperate application.
I'll look into it once I pay Grim back.

Grim. I straight up told you I would probably bot and sell gold in this game.
This isn't a new development.

youre gonna learn the hard way then

I'd call you a bad dog, but you're one of the ones who likes that aren't you?

then ur gonna cry when u get slammed with a perma and never play again

Ah that's great. I wanted to link you this but it might be a little depressing.

youtube.com/watch?v=WEBfx-H-Jgc

i thought it was sweet.

It's RS. I'm not attached to this.


I like being equated to dogs.

(-_-) zzz

bump

My room mates left for holiday shit and left me at the house. I'm kind of bummed now. Guess I'll go clean or something.

why even play

at least you have us?
;~;

...

Because you seemed happy that I took interest and I just want to hang out with you.

In that case do not use autoit as it is very likely it has built in functionality to fucking BAN you with that quickness the moment you run autoit on the system and attempts to interact with that windows.

Your best bet in that case is to use autohotkey. Though, not the prebuilt C++ binaries, you're gonna wanna tim it down to its base functions and remove any strings that say "autohotkey" in the source otherwise it will read your apps program memory. possibly modify application ACLs sp runscape can't read its memory and have autohotkey to be like, admin or something where the other programs cannot fuck with its process but it can with the other processes.


kek

u should sleep the sun is up

trim*

hey squash want to play roblox with me

too late

Autohotkey is an instaban lol. They have a pretty damn good anti-botting system

and now you just want to get banned and not hang out with me

I dont understand

It is a little depressing, actually. But it's sweet too. Thank you for sharing.

Hey Bep, I just saw this while rewatching the King of the Hill video. Recognize this symbol?

It was on the card evil Cooper showed Darya in episode 2!

I feel like squish should be posting ⑨ and not me.

Wasn't that my point?

What I'm saying is you basically just want to compile your own version that obfuscates the fact its autohotkey, by removing all the strings, renaming functions etc.

There's an open source version of autoit that is easier to modify and it has all the required pixel searching functionality you want and all you have to do is remove all the functionality you don't need.

I feel like you didn't even read what I said and just stopped at where I mentioned what you read.

If it were me (I don't really play games) but I'd look into creating a stealth virtual machine (so a program won't know it's operating in a VM) and run the game inside that and have one of these programs interact with the game through the VM, automation from the host to child so that there is that abstraction going on and it wont be easy for it to tell what's going on.

Who knows if that's word but that's just an idea.

runescape doesnt read prog memory, what it does is it has precompiled moddels for normal player behavior and bot behavior

once you trigger the system it silently scrutinizes your account until it reaches human eyes
after that they will literally watch your screen
and you will be a cooked goose

it will use the age you input into the account creation date to have a rough gaauge of your lifestyle

if you're playing for 8hours doing the same thing without bathroom breaks itll probably get suspicious LOL

Nice catch. I hadn't thought about that card. Looks a little like a a bug. Like the frogbug, or a cockroach that can survive a nuclear blast. Makes u think.

And I have that Michael Rosen book in my Amazon basket, so I'll order it next time I sperg money everywhere. I'm always down for grief and Quentin Blake and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeems.

Also also happy Independence Day.

did u draw this

No I draw like this

you get better and better everyday
keep it up

that one's actually kind of an abortion but whatever.

I'm a dummy and don't know what any of this means

I just know that people have tried basically every method of botting in RS and they hired an ex-botmaker to make their anti-botting system

Than in that case you need to go to a new extreme. Use tensorflow to train a primitive neural network on what human like mouse movements should look like so that it emulates the little niches in how someone operates the keyboard and mouse movements while doing the task requires.

Do I know how to do that? Fuck no lmao

Did you really draw Audrey? 'Cause that's awesome!

Will someone buy me a 50$ Nendo for my birthday?

I'm just asking for entertainment's sake, I'm not actually asking.

No it sucks. I wanted to play with the colours so I fucked up the drawing. It's all wonky.

thats crazy bro


an easier way is to bot within human playlimits, and have randomized sleep times and purposeful mistakes along with regular semirandom breaks. Follow a logarithmic curve of human "tiredness" over a time of 1-3hours and implement that in the speed it does tasks. Mixing up your playstyle also works wonders, eg do some combat for alittle bit then do some farming, then questing, etc

actually interacting with people in game also throws off the system as well


link nendo

pokemoncenter.com/exclusive-nendoroid:-lillie-figure-with-cosmog-(preorder-ends-july-26)-703-02937

having functions slightly randomized and unique to each player is also a big thing

if jagex sees 1k players doing the exact same click sequence in the exact same rough timeframe you know damn well there are gonna be bans

cute

I fucking hate nendos tho

buy me a griffin yukari pls

It's the year 2017, we have the technology so why not take it a step further? It would be the ultimate bot. People are already using NNs to emulate all sorts of humane like behavior, this is the next step and I am sure someone will do it soon.

could make a legit killing off of this

Normally so do I, but you don't understand, Grim.
It comes with a Nebby.
And a pokedoll.

And it's Lillie.

the lips are a turnoff tho

I cant find any yukari figs that have enough detail in the face
kms

I did get a quote from a figure company for a private one

fucking 6 grand man

one day

I have legit never regretted not having hundreds of dollars in disposable income since I did an hour ago when I typed "Pokemon Lillie Nendoroid" into google.


Try Marry.

They're probably the same person though.


Wew.

Sounds like me with cosplay.

do you have the comment moot posted about you back when?

*same person anyway.

Sooner or later they'll be banning you on the premise that you are too human to be human.

You mean where he was trying to get his anonymous henchmen to dox me by throwing out everything he thought he knew about me?

Dear User,

We regret to inform you that your account has been suspended for suspicious behaviour. Your account will remain in suspension while we review your case.

Generic Shitty MMO Company 91578

if I made a neural net bot I'd charge exorbitant fees for it

keeps the community healthy


Mary?

you with cosplay?
I'm sure 6k could make you do a lot more than cosplay harharhar

Someone had probably told him I was Zaiger (who's being sued now for writing an article about some patent troll so his site might get shut down), and moot believed it for whatever asinine reason. I had tried to take on a mode of behavior that suggested "oh no i've been found out, better do damage control" but then stopped replying, quietly retreated back to his lair and sold 4chan.

WuMA?

you provoked the attention of the gods. like kratos.

I remember thinking that was awesome, and I never ever spoke to you about it, but that stuck during a time I was pretending to be an internet badass.

Yeah, I have some mod logs from back in those times. They used WuMA as a scale for how terrible a shitposting ban evader was, him apparently being at the top. The mods in IRC liked him it seemed.

What a legend.

I was going to include them explaining that the suspicious behaviour was that you were acting far too human to not be a bot, but they don't usually do that.

Then the whole post was typed and I didn't feel like deleting it.


I guess they usually render it Merry.
Maribell Hearn.

Baby Yukarin.

Human college going girl who can see boundaries and often gets sucked into Gensokyou when she sleeps.

Probably also Yukari.

One l.

Maribel.

Post it.

where would one go to get a basic then slightly advanced knowledge about protecting servers and such? something more than just a checklist.

I thought it was funny how upset they were. they seemed to make a big deal over how much effort was put into all that but really it wasn't much at all since I already had most of the code on hand for doing all that I had done having already developed it for application elsewhere.

They tried to dox me here on Holla Forums too before we left back to 4chan, but they only ended up doxing the especially ill diaper fetishist freak that likes to hang around in our threads.

just like kratos

oh maribel
yeah ik about her

I'm not the most proficient in server security tbh. I'm stuck in the 2010's with that where the most common vulnerabilities were people who did not know how to sanitize user supplied data that was to be entered into backend databases like SQL. That an common errors people made where they used PHP and you could request a specific file in the browser which was an include and it would run and produce some error that gave you a user name which was included in the file system path. I used that once to mess with some 4chan spammers site, some guy that linked a jailbait board a lot in our threads so I did that, found their user name and guessed their password after like 2 hours of autism and then created a bunch of admin profiles and gave them out to people in the pony bread.

Being as familiar as you can with whatever software you're using is probably the best option really.

Also staying away from PHP, that shit needs to die already.

I have to go. Later.

Thank you!

Kanra did you like my Audrey drawing

yup

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intentionally understated. you should do more.


could imply incomprehensible singlemindedness and technical fluency.

OH BLOODY HELL WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS
WHERE
WHEN

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Been waiting for ages for an alicefag to get over here
WHERE IS THE CUNT

idk, I did like your Audrey drawing. drawing is cool. why would you call it an abortion?


there isn't a need for her to be here. just go to her threads.

The cunt purposefully makes them at times I can't be there.

that's paranoid.

What you like and good are two different things

if it were a physical drawing I would destroy it like i've destroyed my rectal plasticity.

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Living room is clean.
I took the aquarium apart and cleaned all the grime off it.
The koi were pissed.

since it's not a physical drawing, can't you just change the parts you felt didn't work?

oh yeah sure let me just DRAW THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING OVER AGAIN WHILE I'M AT IT

JESUS CHRIST KANRA

also no I can't, because my replacement tablet is 2slow for photoshop. so i physically can't.

okay, maybe I'm a complete idiot, but doesn't that mean you just have to draw slower? lag between pen input and results remains consistent, but at least you make up for the lack of control? but maybe all the little lags add up over the course of creating a picture. no, it probably would. but it's all you got for now.

how do you know it's not good? what were you going for that you don't think came across?

Also that looks like a cheap female deadpool knockoff

It is.

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Fuckin' hell

Hah
Proceed

what I was going for was for it to look good.

Look all I want is $300 to buy a new tablet. that's not too much to ask is it. we're friends and all.

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...

Gwen is our hero.

She rapidly changes distance from her TV and that bothers me.

i had the gwen_laughing.png selected, but in case you were remotely serious

considering you a friend would be an insult to the word

love you too, cunt.

Bring forth the last one where the cunts throat gets slit

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as a friend

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you wanna come crash in my house

It's empty for the next few weeks

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Want to do something?

fuck you

wish I could, but I'll be busy coming up with unconvincing excuses

am in call

okay what if you pay for me to go crash with you for a while

Ah. Never mind then.

...

oh wait you're homeless

well no dick sucking for me i guess

?

unfathomable, and I'm usually quite good at fathoming the insane

how did you imagine that playing out?

well, you say to your wealthy dad that you need a couple g's for whatever. then you buy me my plane ticket. then i fly out there and you bully me into sucking your dick.

seems pretty reasonable to me I mean i've done crazier things.

I'll take a few grand to bully someone and suck some dick.

i've had a few drinks but my logic is sound.

homelessish

I've done crazier things too, but blowing away a couple g's for bad fellatio feels unwise

and I'm trying to be wiser these days

i've clocked hundreds of hours in the simulator.

no gag reflex anymore

Mommy made sure of that, let me tell you.

how... impersonal.

half the fun is using what you have to make someone else feel pleasure, or having someone down there that you know. do you use any of those gay apps?

kanra i live in a rural spanish hamlet and don't have so much as a bicycle

no i don't use gay apps anymore

Granada? aren't you in Ireland or England rn?

I kind of wish I had a small house no larger than a storage unit that was 2 floors in the woods. A small garden to grow my food and a water purifier for rain water and a dog for company.
Not have to worry about shit and just live by myself.

obviously not. my phone provider is british.

like you realise that if I were in Ireland my flag would be Irish, right?

anyway. seriously, get somewhere I can neet it up and draw and you can teach me how to pleasure men or whatever.

I have a pretty big garden. and a plot of land. it's not the woods, but it's the mountains. 200 euro a month if you want it man.

you'd have to learn to speak spanish i guess.

Loco how far is your nearest neighbour from you?

like 20ft

Dang.

he's a drug dealer I think.

Find out what kind.

i'm looking up prices for these cortijos in the mountain. 16 a night.

that's not bad is it. i mean you wouldn't even be paying electricity or water. crazy.

oh right... the Irish flag with the orange.

tbh getting the resources to do that is what I'm working on, in general. already hirable. but there's nothing I need money for, asides from stopping being a parasite and finally contribute something.

for all the trivia I know about you, I can't for the life of me tag your personality with any confidence.

for now. gotta get started on my day. bye


sounds like the young white north american adult male introvert dream

Noooooooooooooo don't go. We were bonding.

prick.

16 a night is 450 a month. 450 a month for a goddamn HOTEL.

Ridiculous.

"Faggot with mommy/daddy issues."

not a faggot.

...

You are definitely a faggot. You've just tried to ask three different guys to holiday near/with you so they can fuck you senseless.

i did it because they're my friends.

and I don't remember asking you anything.

We all know you don't just have friends, Loco.

And okay there may have been some wishful thinking when it came to the third guy.

I'm serious about that offer btw Squash. I mean I'd have to call my mam to check the price but that's twice what the last tenants were paying. all you'd have to do is look after the land really. 6 bedroom house. about 1 square km. pretty goddamn isolated.


Yeah I'm not inviting you anywhere. you'd murder me.

I don't think I could murder somebody I care about. Not even I'm that edgy.

i'd rather not risk it just for a subpar blowjob.

so a dictionary attack

Oh, I see. I thought we could cuddle and watch nerdy movies or something. But okay I see.

Cool.

I only cuddle with cute bears.

like grimu

Man.
They want to make sure you're committed to the unlock.

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How much is that in real money?

...

about the same.

You just need to gain weight and hair. I believe in you.

I see. Well I don't want to learn Spanish though so I'll have to pass.

okay so does ANYONE want their dick sucked?

My god. You wouldn't think it would be this hard.

My heart is breaking here Loco why are you doing this to me?

New.

I'm just not looking for a relationship right now. What I want is to joke about sucking people's penises on the internet.