♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

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I want to Die Edition

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That spam tho

rip

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:/

You'll live without it.


Also give me it again when you get back.

I will post it in the thread if you remind me.

Scoot, you are an angel

Pinky.eeedo


Or something stupid like that.

A Cruel Angel's Thesis

DM me it instead so it feels like its worth something.

Aaahh yeah, that was it.

I wouldn't use it if I still had it.

You got it before because I posted it in the thread. That was my "in case I lose it" strategy.

Why not?

Its better when I can pretend to be you.


Its too gay for me.

Does anyone fall for it?

Sometimes.

...

That's actually pretty impressive.

I'm pretty good at not being myself.

Just drink a bit then.

I'm not made of money.

he's made of cum

Work that street corner some more.

No one ever buys me stuff.

I'm pretty sure the only person whos ever got me something online was Local.

I never would a guessed

I spent like $300 buying people Borderlands, I'm fairly certain you were one of them.

I don't buy people stuff anymore, I'm broke.
Go con more horny MMO kiddies.

Thats how good I am.

I did mess up once today but I'm hoping no one sees it.

You know I forgot you did that because I never fucking played the game.

Actually got rich off all those nerds


I didn't even do anything

It looks like you're safe

N O B O D Y did. I spent a shit ton of money, and the only one that ended up playing it with me was Trony.

I also bought clothes for someone.
But never again.


Silly boys.

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ay lol

for now


It just wasn't that fun for some reason.

Well at least you admit to being bored instead of pretentiously saying you have a conscience.

Playing it felt like a chore.

Spending that much money on everyone was a mistake though.

kinda on you

I get to relive middle school I guess. Wew.


Oh I thought we were still talking about the MMO kids.


I fully admit to this, I shoulda been smarter. I made the mistake again though, and spent like $60 on a free to play for someone that ended up dropping the game a week later.

Basically anytime I spend money on something that thing dies or turns to shit.

It was probably something with mechs.

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I've spent an embarrassing amount of money on MWO.
Something like $1,800 to date...

I'm not even shocked.

Right?
At this rate if they keep putting out grab deals I'll have spent as many dollars on the game as I have hours in it.

You're gonna starve.


I just looked under my bed for the first time to grab some stuff out of a bag I hide stuff in.

BOTH BAGS COVERED IN SPIDER JIZZ

Well I guess that's one way to lose weight.

Clean your fuckin' room.

My room is clean if you don't look under my bed.

That's where all the good stuff is. Do you still have that giant bed from before?

Got a new normal sized one.

Rip.

I gotta go. Love u.
Till next time.

bye

What do?

kys self mayb

oh god i can eat

OH IT'S SO GOOD

*COUGH*

check your fucking email before you accuse me you dick

With your shady ass, you blame me?
Plus I haven't got no notifications.

All is right with the world after checking the balance.

Already did that

Quit disappearing, people!

Someone dump obscene amounts of porn for me please

new trip time and new avatar time, just gotta figure out what first

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Yona from yona of the dawn

g
a
y

Drove about an hour for kolaches.


Yona from yona of the dawn is a fire emblem anime.

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Cato, come east coast.

CUM*

Copy and pasted what he said.

Also

Stop being a fucking faggot

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Welcome back Aeris.

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Are you really that dense ?

He is one of Darwin's cuckholded hareem. Of course he is. Theyre all thick as pig shit.

Aeris is almost always me.

I am flying to Melbourne on the 10th

Not east enough.

I am not going all th e way over there. Rocks are better out west and flights are cheaper out of Melbourne

Something something rock your world.

If you guys wanna fuck, you have my blessing.

Something something money

Pls, you're the only one I need.

Make a kickstarter about some rock crap.

You should of taken my advice and fucked bready.

I am probably gonna see him again. But idk when I would have time for the fucking.


I already have ricks!

The fuck is a ricks?

You make time.

/gone

Rocks on a tiny ass prepaid phone keyboard.
Vodaphone sucks

blessed fuck

Everything sucks, though.

Telestra at least had service in most of the places I stayed.

All, really

The lesser evil.

I mean, same as anywhere.

Goodnight.

Night~

Good nini

Why do they only have aprons on

its a sex thing for grownups. you probably wouldnt understand.

no

A PA PLEP TICKS

youtu.be/7zDmvo1hVhQ

Because maido

i saw one of those fidget spinner things in my local shop

what is this meme?

Its for autistic kids like me but retards turned them into a trend
Its the cringiest thing ever tbh

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and i saw these kids playing pokemon on their phones

Weird.

oh, ok
guess im probably not on dole anymore

baka baka baka

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i'm falling asleep

Sugar coma, I hope!

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more like a "i went outside today and it was exhausting" rush.

Skin cancer does that

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this is a fountain pen with a smiley face on the nib.

KRILLIN?!?!?!??!?!?1

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see

Damn, aren't you clever?

It took all of five seconds. I am the cleverest.

That took you five seconds..? Fucking Hell.

i have no teabags and i must brew

RIP

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They say rip but no one ever dies ;~;

send airdrops of yorkshire gold

I think you'd be better off with napalm

someone said I was Amy

i'm rolling with it

Sure, babe. It's okay to love me like you love yourself, ya know~ ♥

Spooky cat

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She was lickin' my nuts
Eatin' my skeet
Now I'm locked up
Beatin' my meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only 17~

Ewwwww... how the Hell am I supposed to get that image out of my head now?

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scoob pls

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I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbee's aight
But it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever
And listen to Reba
I can be a stay at home dad
Yeah

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Now there's a poster I could fall in love with all over again.

I had to type in a captcha and find my tripcode.
It was really hard work.

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I would gut you like a fish.

Yeah, alright, doing all that in 5 seconds is pretty impressive I guess.

Silly Coco~ ♥

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it's good that you realise this. loco x kanra x loco x sabs is a good thing, and I don't want you to ruin it.

brb pizza.

Oh, I never said I wouldn't try.

Enjoy your pizza though.

That Morrissey bloke acts so fucking camp on stage. Why does he grab his moobs so much?

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I really like this song.

Lol gay

*NSYNC was pretty fukken good, though.

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Jt is so much better off alone tho

But they were hella gay

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That is so wrong it's mind boggling.


Uhhh... pffff, nah.

i just think we have a good thing going with the two outies and the two innies at the moment

i'm sorry

Sure, but all 3 of you would prefer me to you sooo...

no.

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Lighten up, sugartits; I'm just playing. You can have your little fantasies and I'll have my little crushes~

I miss having fantasies.

Who is that character by the way?

Rem from RE:Zero

She's kinda cool looking.

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either or is ok for me.

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Yeah she da bes really

Total cutie-patootie.

She gets savagely cucked by the main character, its brutal, poor Rem

Is the dude in this video Gaygod or whatever he calls himself?

Sad times indeed. I like her ribbons.

probably. Except he's not gay. It's not gay sucking penis.

She cuuuuuuuuuuuuute but she also attack

imgur.com/gallery/vQ8Ypa7

The best part about Rem is she no longer exists.

stop

Who?

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What?


Exactly.

i smell of junk food

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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*sniff*

i'm a cute smelly NEET.

fucking disgust

I don't like to be reminded of that.

I can only confirm two of these. I am unable to smell you.

I smell of doritos and oven pizza.

Your waifu is shit.

Well that doesn't sound terrible...

Also you haven't seen pics of me in forever. I'm all skinny and old now. i look like Doctor Strange from Marvel's Doctor Strange, when he's all depressed and tired looking.

Loco if you want me to stop loving you just say you don't need to be all, "Am fukkin ugly m8."

i was saying i was pretty

Loco if you want me to love you like I used to just say you don't need to be all, "Am fukken pretty m8."

Remember Loco? This is him today. Feel old yet?

david lynch is a rapist murderer

wow loco wow

Hey good lookin'~

A what?

so what the hell am I eating all these salads for?

Howdy, Yam! ♥


The little man from Twin Peaks had a mental breakdown and started making accusations about David Lynch a few years back. It's actually pretty sad. I hope he's gotten help since then.

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Its real?

It's been a long time not seein' - how ya been?

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you keep our body sexy

i keep our body happy

Fuck the rules I have diplomatic immunity

SO HAMMER YOU CANT SUE

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Is it awful that I laughed?


Naw. His accusations are all based on a literal interpretation of events from the show. Poor guy.


I've been doing ok. Just trying to stay busy busy. I almost bought a new TV today, but then I worried that the moment I took it out of the box, something would happen and I'd need the money. So I'm working on not being such a pessimist.

How have you been, dear? How's the game coming along?

is it bad that I feel good about making you laugh at it

Oh hey sabs want to see what I bought?

it's

Oh i see, one of those loonies, But I mean, it was the 90s and stuff.
I mean, if I was a dumb hick in the 90s I would probably be worried too.

*resigned sigh*

I'm getting better at just accepting the crushing monotony of my every day life. And nothing has happened with my game since the last time we spoke.

you a shit

Ksing isn't ksing when you do all the damage

This post is just gibberish, right?

See, I told you he doesn't play league.

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Nope!


Well, it's a shame, 'cause he did such a great job on the show. But his character is in season 3. He just looks...a little different.


Same. Work, sleep, work sleep. These are the days of our lives.


Who dat?

you

A little... Different?

How so? Gimme those sweet deets!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=4jWLioW7Zx0

It's not all bad - sometimes I remember this place exists and take a moment to feel something not unlike affection.

do you like my pen

I'm stupidly happy about having ordered it.

Oh my word there's more

OH MY GOD

I am a scented candle of fury.

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I think I've lost my mind.

Can't lose what you never had, sweetie.

Well excuse me for taking a moment to indulge in feelings I've been unable to for the past few months.

You aren't excused.

Dang. This kind of puts in a rather awkward spot then doesn't it?

Palpable sarcasm.

I got distracted and forgot what I was doing

I would never.

youtube.com/watch?v=ErbtJL__iuw

I never did find out what is happening in this gif. Why does the top of her head just shoot off into the wall?

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I don't want to watch Brazil with you Ioco stop linking me this movie

I dunno I always assumed it followed the logic and laws of Blood C where high school students and innocent townsfolk have to die horrifically for no reason due to supernatural causes or monsters.

Well somebody is in a grump today.

He's just cranky because there was no Rust wipe last thursday and he hasn't gotten to cave anyone's skull in.

The way they've animated that makes the girl look tasty... what even, Japan.

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Without blood, I am the crankiest.

But I'm a man.


But I don't wanna spoil it! You gotta watch, Doob. You gotta watch and be freaked out like the rest of us.


We love you too, Yam. :3
And it's not all bad on this end either. I just get restless sometimes and want things to change a little, but then I remember how afraid I am of change.


Which pen?!

I'm not allowed to call it that because some people get upset and accuse me of being a shithead.

Also, my god. My god sabs. the youtube channel I pulled that 2001 clip from was his own channel. he has more videos.

see ,

dailymotion.com/video/xs14qy_blood-c-bunny-scene-spoilers_shortfilms

Blood C has a lot of overkill.

The soundtrack so far, even for Episode1 Is pretty nicely done. Man, I am getting hard nostalgia at the late-80 aesthetic of the highschool.

heck it i am so sleepy tonight

someone tuck me in

I feel like they went a little overboard with how funny this clip is.

i just opened a h3 video for the first time in months. he's doing youtube news?

he used to make fun of these people. this is pathetic.

/cucks

He's still making fun of them.

Just a little bit.

Can I come with~?

pls do

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If you had been watching you'd have seen the video months ago explaining why they dont make those videos anymore. Mainly due to an influx of people doing the same thing. And with that the well of meme worthy videos dried up, plus the amount of work to go into those videos was having an adverse effect on his well being.

Loco I am not meme'ing when I say this, but you are pretty short sighted peice of trash.

Don't be a cunt neko

okay

But no, it's not.

Also, might I add you are also as dim as a blackout.

Youve yet to make any, what is your excuse.

...were they aiming for funny?


Uh, really? Oh...

Loco draw me something

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Oh hey it's that person whose opinion I totally value.

Nope, it's a "horror" anime.

Game terms and stuffs

Oh. Oh dear. That is not what they achieved at all.

That was the final betrayal, Yan.

I thought it might be about smooches.

Who said that? I'll whoop they ass. Point at 'em. Gonna break my foot off in a minute.


I'll have to watch them in a few mins. I'm trying to help my mom with something. She may have broken her laptop.


The music is so good. I always get a chill up my spine when the sentimental soap opera theme segues into the dark synth theme. It's so spooky.

mhm

I can do that next time.

Please don't kick his ass; I have reason to believe he'll enjoy that.

Scooter I can't help the things I do, it's not my fault, it's literally everyone else's.

Everyone loves me but you all hate each other, so everyone feels betrayed all the time because they won't stop being little cunt and pretend to get along.

Pointing out spelling and grammar errors is really the least I could have meme'd upon you.

It is achieving its desired effect on its audience(me) for sure.
I mean, a fantastic soundtrack adds so much depth to the dynamic of a show/movie etc.

they're amazing. hit me up on steam if you need IT advice, because i'm the best at that.

fine
I haven't cringed enough today

I haven't actually watched it, but I would recommend it anyways.

That is enough!!!

shiggy

I can't help but recoil in embarrassment at anyone who says "cringe" unironically.

he's only good with large hard drives

Try looking at your western cartoon folders.
That ought to be plenty of cringe.

I'm protesting out here for real change that matters
And you're just calling people twats with a thick limey accent stuffing your face with fish and chips complaining about muslims

almost there

Whoah, I havent had Fish and chippies in months!!!! how dare you!!!!!

here's the cringiest one i got

I don't think it counts when you're the source of second hand embarrassment, neko. But hey whatever floats your boat.

western cartoons are degrees of magnitude less cringey than anime

Maybe I can hide fish in different parts of his house. His whole house will smell like fish for months! It's the perfect crime.


The musical ques are amazing. They're done just as effectively in season 3, but in a different way. There's one scene in particular with this sad, smokey jazz tune that made my heart ache for one of the characters, and all he's basically doing is trying to fill our paperwork.


Some um...little doodad snapped off inside when we were replacing her cooling fan, and I think it's part of the wireless antenna. But she's able to get online via wifi, so...maybe not.

omg pls stop speaking

Gore is the most cringey.

Man, that makes me want to cry too.

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Please get these plebeian ideas away from me.

Said Ioco, garnering a single user's response with his bait and wallowing in his own self-pity fueled masturbation to children's cartoons and weird smells


I bet you don't even like curry

Yeah that's pretty fucking cringey

That might work. One sec.


How do you feel about the smell of fish?


omg pls stop reading

Jesus, something snapped off? wow.

well if it works it works, I suppose. but geez.

+1 (You)

Said Yan, you just don't realise you smell.

Are you trying to get me in trouble with my Imam? I mean, I love curry, I just ate a pakora sarnie

Well I put up with it when she makes me.

still better than anything you have

I am fine with a lot of things in guro, even lewd guro, but missing teeth and nipples is a Hell no. I just can't even. Ew.

HOW DARE YOU I AM MORE THAN FULLY AWARE OF MY INTOXICATING PISS-MUSK


I just cleaned my slow cooker, shit was so cash
I'm about to make more

I need more.

wrong

What about this?

Pffft, faggot.

There is nothing more godly than a curry that has been slowly cooked for hours.
Man, those spices. Those aromas. I am so glad we butchered so many of Grim's people just for this cuisine. If nothing more.
Well. That and the tea.

Wait a second... was she an elf? That is such a weird extra detail to add.

gore is gay and stupid and only tryhards and teenagers like it

I wanna be the latter.

you are all four

Oh man. I didn't think about the fact that you probably have to do that frequently. It'll definitely gut your feelers then!

By the way, I just want you to know that things get a little rough in season 2. There's a string of not-so-good episodes 'cause the creators left after differences with the studio. But then they came back and tried to save it, and if you stick around for the finale of 2, you're in for something strange and wonderful.


I'm out of ideas. All my revenge scenarios involve hiding fish.


Mhm. I think it's just part of the casing, actually. The computer seems to be working just fine.


Ask anyone here. I'm a 500lb man who sleeps on a flat bed trailer.

I'm pretty sure Portugal was entirely responsible. Those fucking trade route spice-peddling rats.
Great Britain was busy having a seven year disagreement with France over who should be the best country in the world.

I thought that too.
Also I'm pretty sure I gave you this whole folder and the folder it's contained in as well.

Which is why it's so prevalent in entertainment media, of course, because teenagers and tryhards are rich and spend millions of dollars every year fueling these movies and games

Later scumbags. I dislike you all.


Well, if you say its worth it then I will stick with it.

Night, have fun.

Sabs.

The pen has a smily face on the nib.

I had to go back and count them... shit.


He says he's able to deal with fish. I'm stumped now.


Probably but I have lost a lot of folders.

brb killing self

pretty gross

At least I'm not posting Crossed or Corpse Party

not me

I stood on the laptop they were almost definitely saved on and now it's unusable...

Aw, bye Scoodab! It's been fun talking at you. I hope you like the show. Get some rest!


That's cute. How well does it write? Does it leave wet, solid lines?


I'll rent a house about a mile from his, set up a giant slingshot on my roof, and launch smelly garbage at his place. He'll have no idea where all the garbage is coming from!

My little sister and her retarded friends liked Corpse Party.

What kind of shitty thinkpad are you using?

i don't see why they wanna jerk off to it tho


yep, you got got

I hate that shit.
Fucking sellouts.

I don't know yet, I only ordered it tonight. Gonna take weeks to get here because they only make this kind of quality product in Japan.

But the reviews are good. And it looks adorable. And it has a smiley face on the nib.

It wasn't like an instant thing like "Oh, I'm dead now." It was more like the straw that broke the camels back. Except it was the man who broke the laptop's screen.

I liked that game

Yeah well some people don't understand why a man would jerk off to feet or chastity cages or put a rubber penis in his butt but that doesn't mean he's wrong to do those things.

literally you

I refuse to be your imouto or pay $40 for a game on the 3DS that's still fucking free on PC.

This!

thats good

Jerking off to these things is wrong.

they are not real human beings

Get a better sister. Just like do an exchange with a seedy human trafficker.

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kill yourself i hate you so fucking much i wish you would just fucking die

Don't patronize me you adorable cunt

Now you're just objectively wrong.

this

also i'm always right

I like my sister now that shes older though.


all I did was say thats good

/headpat

Gosh you're dumb.
It's a good thing you're cute and submissive as all fuck.

You know what you did
faget

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Thankfully, most people grow out of trying to convince people they like guro/gore just to be edgy.