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cookie cat
He's a pet for your tummy
cookie cat
He's super duper yummy!
cookie cat
he left his family behind

...

Do you still want this rin ?

ntr is okay right

Okay based on whose point of view?


Its not christian.

loli is more pure

pure

loli netorare?

All porn is cuckhold porn.

i want to cuck bans future wife

it gave mea boner

"wife"


Girls don't get boners.

I'm bans future wife fuck

off+

lmao get cucked nerd

I don't even know who that person is.

im boy desu

fight me

blowjob duel me fgt

Yes please.

neko

I don't really believe you.

Would I be cucking you if I just used in front of you instead ?

You can tell cuz i like girls desu

Did Emma die

how do?

so you're gay ?

yah dey havent logged in for 20 days


faggotry is a sin

Probably not.

Have fun in hell then, faggot.

Shame

we each suck a cock and the one who makes it cum first is the winner

But its

R A R E

I like the plastic surgery marks on her face.

I know her tags, I'm just really lazy.

that sounds super gay tho

None of the good ones are in English.

I think that's just paint or stickers or something.

you are super gay

Hmmm'st

Good thing I have it in other languages too, yeah?

How would u know

ew

Deceit

You can thank me now.

ky.

You always know exactly what to say.

You can thank me now.

Shoot yourself in the head.

You always say the worst things..

I try my best.

But is your best enough?

I finished brushing and can go bed neow

No.

Sleep well Neru.


Why not?

no wait


echo won't except me for who I am

Except, accept, or expect?

axcept

...

...

Looks pretty nasty.

this restaurant is so ghetto

only if you hate vegetables

...

Show me your stomach.

Onions ruined it.

my nigga yes

5'8", 165 lb and going down because I barely have money to eat anything let alone that good stuff.

Are you sure that is the right way to axe an question?

made it*

...

you should cap her

...

they used to tell people their computer systems were down in the middle of the night and then go outside and smoke blunts and shit

Isn't that pretty big for someone so short ?


100% sure.

Had a folder of her for a while.
She's eh to me./

maybe they have a mushroom burger?


I got the local Burger King's 3rd shift shut down for that when i got a hold of corporate. A friend of mine had to deal with it all night every night.

That could be pretty rude to just barge in with an axe.

using the measurements i've seen it's borderline overweight. Only problem is that I'm also borderline built skinny like the typical meth head around here.

stop

well i just mentioned it because I thought maybe you'd like them better. Not me though.

I'm gonna chop down his door.


You're borderline overweight but built skinny ?

What does that even look like ?

stop snitching

And go all "Here's Johnny!"?

...

I like shrooms but they don't go on burgers.
They're fine on pizza though.

not fat at all and not not skin a bones.
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

I'm going by BMI and that index is insane. Someone that I would call just average is really overweight.

That sounds pretty average for a healthy person.

That's like 20 pounds overweight for a 'normal' build. For a, as self-described, 'skinny' build, it's more like 40+ pounds overweight.

I don't look at it as that. I look at it as a company that wants to sell me a tasty burger is having issues that need rectified. They stole from my belly.

I feel like that hardly matters without BMI for context.

burger kings are hard to find around herre now they keep taking them all away

Full stop. Do not do this, ever.

BMI matters in determining this shit.

I like ragu green pepper and mushroom spaghetti sauce out of all their stuff. I can't eat mushrooms in much though since it's flavor kinda makes my stomach turn.


We have three within about 3.5 miles of here. I get coupons all the time and get 2 whoppers for $4.

BMI is specifically to NEVER be used to analyze an individual. It is meant for populations. Using it on an individual is silly.

searching google images for the name of a disease is probably one of the worst decisions you can make in life tbh

you're gonna get fat with all that bk

I just had to check wikipedia.
"The BMI is an attempt to quantify the amount of tissue mass (muscle, fat, and bone) in an individual, and then categorize that person as underweight, normal weight, overweight, or obese based on that value. "

It's used to calculate body fat based on height and weight of an individual.

it's my only meal a day besides a bowl of cereal.

cancer then

Within a population. Not individually. It has countless glaring issues for individual use that appear to the most casual observer in a cursory inspection. I'm sure reading more in wikipedia will specifically lay out that it is not to be used outside of populations.

It's a good way to learn to identify how they look like too.

google.com/search?q=bmi&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Here. Type the populations weight and height into this BMI calculator and tell me how that even works.

nah. the tomatoes have antioxidants.


Like if your penis is abnormally large and make up a larger % of your full body weight?

I think it works just perfectly fine.
Although they say that it is a bit different for Asian people, but eh, can't blame them for being short.

You find the BMI of a large number of individuals and then treat it as a population for mathematical analysis.


Really? Something that doesn't account for variation in body type, waist size, bone density, body fat, waste weight, water weight, or any other of a myriad of factors is perfectly fine?

Well, I assume that people aren't the worst of what you could find in Dark Souls character creation with a few meters wide hips.

That isn't how it works, but ok.

nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

Look at that. The national health institute has it for individual calculations.

You're probably thinking of targeted average BMI.

don't you ever get sick of it

i don't always eat there but when i do it's usually nice. If it was mcdonalds, i couldn't. BK has the flavorful flame broiled meat.

it's all disgusting
I always feel dirty after eating it

Bmi is used to show your risks for shit. The tables are simply a way to measures said risks in a broad term. You don't define the population by BMI. You define an individuals BMI and compare it to the BMI of people who are at risk, or have what ever issues are related to a low or high BMI.

But you know. 6 years of living in a wrestling family and health classes may as well not matter.

You do realize that fat and muscle have different amounts at the very least? And that's just one factor.


If I'm not mistaken that is the very purpose for which it was created.


And the national health institute is just blatantly wrong here. A source shamelessly stolen from wikipedia (academic.oup.com/ije/article/43/3/665/2949550/Commentary-Origins-and-evolution-of-body-mass)
Meaning BMI has zero ability to determine body fat, as claimed. In addition, simply skimming through the article will quickly tell you that it's all about populations, not individuals.


It is a very quick, easy, thoughtless litmus test to see if you're ridiculously obese or not. It is most certainly used to measure risks in a broad sense, but shouldn't be applied to an individual.


If you ever actually wrestled in any controlled fashion, you would know about body fat percentages and water weight. But an appeal to authority as such shouldn't have even gotten a response.

Wrestling family?

Jenny*


That just means most people are overweight.

I'm going to trust the national health institute over you.
It's not a sure fire guide. It's an average estimate.


Yeah. Most every one in my dads family was a state wrestler in one place or another. I sat out but was at all the practices and meets. I just watched.

Did you just assume the gender of the reference?

This may be an exaggeration, but I do believe the article I linked said something to the effect of "Looking in the mirror is better than any of these indexes if you're trying to find out if you're fat."


RIP appeals to authority
I'd ask you to look up and learn a little more for yourself, because it's better to have knowledge than not in my opinion.

It's a national health institute.
It's not an appeal to authority if it's a credited source.

I used to work with someone who acts like Dusty in real life.

Everyone hated him.


Yes.

You do know that it's a myth that muscle weighs more than fat?


Hadn't heard of that before, never really did anything like that besides kendo and gym myself.


I think that might be faulty as people with anorexia nervosa see themselves as too fat when looking at the mirror.

Nobody has ever really said good things about Dusty to me.
Everyone I asked just calls him pretentious.

We weren't like a dojo or anything.
We just had a lot of wrestlers in our family.

I'm pretty sure he has aspergers.

Wow, that's maximum rude.


Could have passed on some secret family moves.

I'd call myself more arrogant than pretentious, not that it matters. I try to correct people when I believe them to be wrong, but most oppose such an effort, regardless of if they were actually wrong. Thankfully there are a number of people out there who do like being called out on their bullshit, and are willing to do the same to others.

I think it's more because he's just a high school kid and tries to hard to flex his e dick or whatever.

I'm rude.


Hes 20 though

Too bad you never present your proof for your side and just call people wrong.


I know how to do them.
I just never participated much due to gay boners.

Are we really arguing about BMI again?

I think I'm the lowest.

200 pounds or so at 6'2''.
Can't be arsed to calculate that.

You need to get fatter

It is a shortcoming, finding proof is very time consuming and generally (in my experience) not read by the opposing party, despite being just as easily accessible to them. As demonstrated by the article proving my point that is left unread.

Chubby guys are adorable.

why does it matter how fat you faggots are

Rude dudette.


Well then, I didn't expect that to be the reason.


But everyone already knows that, and I can't gain or lose any weight.

112lb at 5'7

When will they release the DLC where you fight SEs president?

16.7
how skelly are you

...

Dudette ?

i'm offended.

You said you should never use BMI for an individual even though finding your individual BMI is how you place on the BMI charts.

So you don't seem to really get the topic to begin with.


Because it's something to hold over others.


Big boys in singlets and a hormonal homosexual.
Seems to be about right.


Manle...er...ladylet...

But that's all I care to really say about it.

You should never use BMI to analyse an individual. If I said different I misspoke.


I win lower BMI rating

I can probably throw rin a good distance.

Wow, you're offending me by being offended.


Can't say I know that despite being from the country of saunas.

You use BMI to "assess" an individual.
The mistake is noted.


Well, saunas tend to have wrinkled fucks so I couldn't pop a boner if I tried.

Oh my god

i'm so sorry

We're talking about private saunas here as almost everyone has one in their house or building, and even cabins.


How will I ever get better from this?

Then you would be around family I take it?

When Your Child with Asperger's Disorder is Bullied

Ass burgers.

You won't.

Family, friends, friends' friends.


RIP me then, get the shovel and casket ready.

Seems like more work than i'm willing to put out.

Not a sexual environment.

...

Lazy.


No clue how you get it out of wrestling then.

I'm just using my time wisely

I wasn't related or close to most of the people at the practices.

Or maybe you're just very lazy.


But that was still at a hobby, and that's like getting one on at work.

I'll post porn of your waifu.

So I did hit the right spot?

Yes, really hurt my feelings.

Do you need a bandaid?

June 26, 2017

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Translated
(Dai-131-Ki Bunbunmaru. Shinbun Tomo no Kai) [Yakumi Sarai (Zounose)] Yaku Yaki (Touhou Project) [English] [DBS]
(Reitaisai 11) [Tohonifun (Chado)] Kaenbyou (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
(Touhou Goudou Saiji 5) [Yakumi Sarai (Zounose)] Kaze ni mo Narezu Without Growing Used to the Wind (Touhou Project) [English] [DB Scans]
(Umitsuki Reona) Yuri Mekuru Oshigoto ch14 [yuriproject]
Ayakashiko Chapter 18
Bakuon!! ch33_final
GuP Ribbon Warrior Ch 17 - PNG v1
Maizuru 11 Way of the Zuiun (BBVs)
Maizuru 12 Search for Choujuusenchihou-chan! (Akizuki)
Urara_Meirochou-Vol.1_Ch.5-Kyakka_English

Untranslated
(C91) [Santa☆Festa! (さんた茉莉)] CocoaCappuccino (ご注文はうさぎですか?)
(COMIC1☆10) [いもむや本舗 - Singleton (あずまゆき)] ANIME COLLECTION いもむや本舗-Singletonアニメ総集編 (よろず)
(ぱんっあ☆ふぉー! 11) [SOYだらけ (あべ納豆)] わたしとひなちゃん (ガールズ&パンツァー)
NoWaYu Ch.12 (RAW)
ほむら屋★プレアデス (焔すばる)] あま+でび [英語]

Does your waifu wear that instead of panties ?

Depends on the artist.

Yuzumori

Okay, I'll take one.

Sankaku is your friend.

...

This is known.

Hi neko

Good, as it should be.

how you doin wishy

me irl

Brilliant

what's wrong ?

The most content there is, also endorsed by the weeaboo supreme, the Nipponese themselves.

I exist

So I see on my phone every night in bed.

unfortunately so does everyone else

Stop looking at porn of underage vampires.

Yeah, it kinda sucks.

Huh?


Now you're just implying that is what I'm going there for.

They have a phone app.

omg who is that

Its a logical guess.

Not-Ctholly #2

And you use it every night?
Lewd.


Your logic is perverted.

who's cholly?

Helps me fall asleep.

More betterer girl

Realistic*

shes the worst one

mm i'm getting sleepy
nini wishy see you later

cthulhu is trash

I said Chtholly not Pannibal~


Byee

Who?

Pannibal is the best.

myanimelist.net/anime/33502/Shuumatsu_Nani_Shitemasu_ka_Isogashii_desu_ka_Sukutte_Moratte_Ii_desu_ka


Being turned on helps you fall asleep?


Lies.

...

That's not what I meant!

Then what did you mean?

Stay mad, kid.


Its a porn website.

anyaa

Not being turned on helps me sleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=81L3ylAn234

First you said that being turned on does it for you, then you're saying it doesn't?

Um, I'm older than you, kid.

I never said being turned on helps me sleep.

But you did.

Where did I say that tho

fancy seeing you here.


youtube.com/watch?v=3PQ7Hoov1ac


And your point is ?

I'm mentally older.

Not if you like Pannibal :^)

When you said watching sankaku helps you sleep at night.


He is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Shes by far the coolest.

Good evening you, how has the day treated ya?

...

How can she be the coolest when this one exists????

Yus

Today was really boring and I did fuckin' nothing.


She has brain damage.

She is emo though and thats always cool.

Yeah, and that's pretty fukkin' rad.

So by occam's razor you sleep better when you're turned on, no?

About the same as my day then.
I played games idly all day, now I am waiting for dinner to arrive.

What if I go to bed already in a excited mood and the only thing to quell it is with the phone app?

Well he may have alot of fake jewelery, but you aint never seen no one that at' nobody as skilled as me

Don't look at it, and don't use any electronic devices in bed.

Goggles is probably fapping

I had a nice salad.

What about my vita?

No electronic devices in bed.
Only time I use any is when I wake up by accident and check the clock and then just throw the phone somewhere on the floor and continue sleep.

Salad is never nice.
I don't eat green things as a general rule.

Its good when you make it yourself.

Can I have some ketchup?

I will leave all the salad to you then.

Nobody tells me what to do but me.

Why ?


Meat is murder.

That's alright, I've always thought serial killers were kinda cool anyway.

You better comply pvt.

Aye aye.

This is not a damn pirate ship pvt!

Da, kommandir!

They are always super weird.

We aren't in the Soviet Russia, private, get your call-outs straight.

Something about hashbrowns I think

Kyllä komentaja

...

!!?

Stop being racist you white nigger.

...

Let me speak to your king

I don't know what to call out.

Nigga i'm the kang.

...

Bed.

and sheeit

Bed!? but it's like early afternoon

...

...

Wannya cuddle?

Let think over my options first.

STOP RIGHT THERE HARLOT
NO ONE CUDDLES MY BAN BUT ME

+me

Still.

Don't bully. I'm allowed to stay up for 12 more hours.

Nope.

fug you

How can you say that to me?

I don't know anymore. Send help.

But how could I?
You hurt my feelings.

Sup diggies~?

Your feelings matter to me. I apologise.

shiggy

Got back home from spending a longer weekend at friends' places in another city due to midsummer festival, pretty good times.
How about Elmers?


As they should!

hihi Yan^^


Hey, now that sounds like a fun time!

Good good, finishing up my vaca at my gf's place. Got a call about starting the new job a little early today so that's exciting. We're going on a mini golf date tomorrow night too I'm super hyped to wear my cute dress out ^^

...

It was pretty good times, crashing in at a student party and then going to a friend's cabin and drinking/BBQing there.
That sounds pretty good, I think the last time I went to play mini-golf with friends was a few months ago and it was a blast.
Hope that goes all well for you though.
Anyhow I think I should get to bed now though, g'night Elmers.

awwe nini. get some rest~

Hey Maddie~

wot?

Whatchu been up to lately?

Paying Bills, Eating Ice Cream, manufacturing cocaine.

We've never cuddled before.

No one
But me.

Even if I haven't yet...

What if I prove you wrong ?

Sounds risky!

Stop trying to get innocent harlots murdered by provoking me, Ban.
Is that really what you want? Filthy cuddle-blood on your hands and my nice clean cutlery?

Big Risk, Big Reward.
I have a fucking pallet of bricks stacked at the lock-up. I'll get twice that much and sell it for a shitload.

I've already cuddled people in this thread other than you.

Liar

Don't get caught or shot I guess. Good for you, man.

Yours truly? Never.
(I probably will)

Want names ?

If you cuddled my Ban step forth now or forever hold your peace and head on your shoulders.

I'd say to simply not be dumb about it, but getting into the game is the dumb part lol

No one will step forth.

BECAUSE NO ONE HAS CUDDLED YOU
BAAAAAAAKA

Yeah GTA Online is pretty dumb tbh.

When I cuddle someone they are never the same again .

Theoretically.

Oh, I thought you meant in real life lol

Maybe I was giving you too much credit x_x

Gee do you think so?

fact.

Cuddle me and we'll see

Well idk.

It's not that difficult to start something like that up if you happen to know people. I assume everyone knows seedy people like I do sometimes I guess.

*cooddles yew*

Oh, I actually do know a guy.
We're not on speaking terms tho.
But he's a fucking richboy idiot junkie.
Had everything in life handed to him and still ended up being a fucking loser hooked on coke and heroin

...

I'm not sure what to say to that given my past other than sometimes you gotta do it the hard way :/

What the fuck is this ?

Junkies are like...
They dig a hole for themselves. And they want people to come around and sit at the edge of the hole so they never have to climb out.
And if no one comes to the hole, they either die in it or they climb out.

My out of this world experience from Ban cuddles that have left me forever changed and never the same.

so you're broken ?

Extremely accurate analogy.

Glad I climbed out

Oh Ban~
I was broken long before you came along.

Me too. Extremely glad.

Double broken.

...

*boops*

so what else is new tho? catch me up

Nothing good.

"Playback on websites has been disabled by the video owner."

Laaaaaaame.

Yeah. I'm probably going to die.
I want to sign up for this japanese snack box thing though.
I like snacks.

Everyone dies, Yan. It's what you do with yourself that counts^^

Ooh. I've been thinking of doing one of the makeup subscription boxes! A couple of friends were having a lot of fun with LootCrate for a while. I think it's a really cool idea!

But I won't do that.

Well LootCrate seems pretty awful.
It's like a box of junk your uncle who doesn't know you very well except for one or two general interests might send you for your birthday when you're a kid.
But you have to pay for it and it comes every month.
I was looking at these Esian Boxes because they have Snacks AND Make-up and they said you can get a free trial box, but I can't figure out how to order the free trial so I gave up.

lmao

well shit I never said they were good or that you should try them haha

I just want the makeup but I'm still gonna look up Esian

We should do another meet-up sometime and do make-up on each other.

lol idk maybe

that would be weird.

o

i can do legit wings on my own tho

Gamana

hihi

I was playing Witch and the Hundred Knight but my ps3 rebooted itself so I just turned it off
Might watch a movie

never heard of it

what movies ya got?

I think I'm gonna watch the 6th sense

I learned make-up in theater. I remember I was really excited that I got to do it and had a lot of fun.

Yooo

lol why?


oh snap you're a theatrefag?

Hell Yes

Go to sleep instead.

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