Mfw a co-worker is highly productive near me

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living the fucking dream.

That is literally how FALC will be for everyone (except you don't have to pretend to be at work). We could pretty much have this right now if we just eliminated a ton of bullshit jobs and spread the rest around to everyone evenly.

Yeah agreed op and just got our hours cut because porky wants to up his profits so I have to budget with less to survive but hey I can get on food stamps now to make up the difference.

Do the bare minimum needed to accomplish the job because I've seen plenty of guys like that who work off the clock; stay late and wagecuck themselves to hell only to get their hours cut; get fired for something small(they though cucking themselves made them special to the bossman) or were passed up for promotions because everybody wants the cum rag to stay right where he is where he is useful.

Also if you can remember to lie on your resumes and applications because it's survival now and corps do the same to you.

Sorry long rant guess I'm just pissed still.

I'm applying for a pet store here and hopefully I get it since it seems relaxed. They don't sell puppies and kittens and stuff like that (for some reason lizards and fish though), so I can kind of support them. Plus, I need a job to survive in this capitalistic shithole.

The manager is on a two week vacation even though they need people (was told this by the workers) so I'm kind of annoyed, honestly.

Sounds like the manager is shit and will make that job living hell. I would look else where and keep that place as a last ditch place.

This is my last ditch place.

Well shit, sorry comrade.

It'll be okay. The company itself seems good and I guess we'll just see. I don't even know if I'll get an interview.

Any advice on good ways to lie / lies to tell? I would consider doing it, but worry that they'd call fake references or something.

managers are technically proles, even if they are frequently class traitors. they should have vacations like anyone else.

2 week vacation in the middle of a understaffed situation instead of helping interview for more workers to adequately staff the store, yea no fuck them.

The only kind of accelerationism that works

Depends on how old you are but I stretch my jobs back to my teens where I had crappy jobs I use for supervisor experience and I wasted some time in college so I use that to put fake intern like experience jobs. I'm lucky that my mom and folks aren't ignorant to jobs 0ut here so they along with friends are willing to lie to back up my experience and I the same as I just provided a reference for a friend of mine to get a bank teller job and he is in trading now.

Legally they are only allowed to ask if they work there but I've had some try to be sick and get more info.

Worst that will happen is you will get fired or not hired if your caught so there is nothing to lose. Just don't try to fake being a doctor or something.

Damn forgot some things like use dead companies and change your old job titles to something professional sounding.

At my work I make a point out of not lifting a finger during our paid breaks, and I tell the others use their breaks well, don't think of how much work us co-workers have when they're on break, it's not their fault but the asshat boss. Also, I make a point out of counting my break from the moment I sit down in our break room to the minute half an hour has gone, instead of from when I leave my department to when I'm back. I don't include pissing in my break time. People have started complaining that breaks should be at least 45 minutes, instead of just half an hour. Great success.

I've started deliberately holding it in so I can have an excuse to shit and piss during work hours/

So, I used to work at a board game factory a few years ago, got used to working with printers. At my current job, their shit printer goes on the fritz constantly, and I know specifically how to fix it in less than 10 min, and have alluded to this fact, but because they pay dogshit I never actually do the repair. They instead have to pay for their tech every time to drive on out.

Nice. I love how efficient capitalism is and how well it motivates us workers.

The whole wage-slave thing is what brought me to this board. I think emphasizing the fact that Communism addresses this issue would be a powerful recruiting tool.

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The best recruitment tool is merely explaining what Socialism and Communism actually are. Cutting through the bullshit and explaining to burgers that Socialism is not Welfare, that Communism isn't Welfare + Mass Murder, and that Liberals aren't even close to real Leftists is enough to get even baby boomers to reconsider what they "know" to be true.

wow thanks communism

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If they paid for your actual productivity you could go home and do anything you want, instead you are hiding at work

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What kind of work do you do?

So you know the whole Stakhnov thing? America tried to do that with Protestant Work Ethic and tried to keep the meme machine oiled during and after World War II but the boogeyman became the commies and not the Nazis. Just as Stakhnovism was patriotism and communitarianism manifest, many Americans really do see their country as a community and hard work as beneficial for everyone and how they can make a difference in the world. After the USSR failed it became the muzzies.

this made me cringe so fucking hard

The only thing cool about the Left's ethos is its absolute irreverence towards Monarchs and virile hatred of protestant work culture, the based anarchist part anyways. Everything else is ghey

Calvinist work ethics are older than Stakhanovites and in the USSR there was a reason to push for more production, as it would be used to develop and was needed.

Meanwhile, if you produce more in capitalism, you need less labor power, thus you lay off workers, create more reserve army, that reserve army has less purchuse power and you end up in yet another crisis of capitalism.

This is true. I'm referring to the way the West tried to use propaganda to galvanize it and make it stronger.
That doesn't figure to them. It ultimately boils down to "porky wanted to manage less employees for the same output"

Well I was right. Angling Communist teachings from a perspective that hates the work-cycle under Capitalism is the way to see results. I've been discussing Communism with my co-workers and every one that I've gotten a chance to talk with has shown an interest in it, they even read the material that I recommended to them! The problem is that I sort of have a talent at speaking with others (Even if I hate social interaction) so I cannot promise the same results for everyone.