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neenee

did you wind up grabbing ark for PC, or have you decided against it?

I hope a van crashes into your room in your sleep.

You will all go back to Holla Forums.

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I havent bothered really, mainly because if I get it it will be console, unfortunately

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figured as much

ark is made good by friends, if youve nobody you want to play with on PC you wont enjoy it anyway

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If I could fix it, I would.

I have given it more thought then I should.

tfw no one has told you Happy National Pink Day yet

happy national grim day

oh shit i read that as pink eye day

LOL

Grim got pink eye?

Agreed on Paramore dude

when he babysat those little kids and taught them computers and got boners when 12 year olds would jump on his lap

idk dude i'm just feeling her so much right now

Hayley always had the talent bruh

I guess he got it from eating loli ass

hey Yan!

you and Erin still a thing?

yeah but like i didn't really like their whole pop punk thing

it's nice that she's becoming like a renaissance woman if you will so i can appreciate it


little kids always have fecal matter all over them

he let them rub up on his eye too much

Yan and I started dating about 4 months ago.

hey kanra!

locked up any posters in your basement fap dungeon lately

Man, she deserves it, she worked for it. And being a fan for so long I can let her do her thing for the big meal ticket

who was that dude anyways

totally blanking

I hear Kanra is asian.
Is he cute?
I like asians.
OwO

what the fuuuuuck


why would be called a fap dungeon?

for sure. get that lasting power

she will have it sured up

Fair enough

see

I mean, she is Tennessee for heavens sake...

i call my whole apartment a fap dungeon

i just figured your basement dungeon where you mind and body rape posters could be called that too

1/2 azn. 1/2 english. My Canadian grandparents were the ones that came from Merry Ol' England way back.

To be fair you've been gone for a while.
George and I kind of broke up and Yan caught me on the rebound.

on a real tip

one much be really fucking nasty to get pink eye

like knee deep in anus juice

cause like i'm always picking my ass and my face

never got that shit


that nashville scene still producing

Also fuck you Kyle I am not a Scalie
I didn't even WATCH that shitty dragon maid anime

tbh kanra looks like 80 percent vietnamese

Use some moisturizer.
Your skin feels like I'm licking a lizard.

Post boipuss

Ewww

I mean, some scenes are immortal

What the heck. You and George were a thing?!

I was going to poke Yan for being in asexual relationship, but you'll take good care of him~

must*

See now they all know it's fake because my skin is fucking fabulous.

hi

Post mandick

How do you think he became a mod?

Fuck me, people are gullible.

dude you don't smell your ass juice?


god i kinda hate ariana

but also would hate fuck her to no end


n-not even m-me~~? ;;


dude

Yan, please.
I was having fun.

be being an attention grabber

and being very bored

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I know right?

youtube.com/watch?v=_QRzEh2mkxY

Fun? What's that?


Noap I smell like pee pee

and you were like the only person who would bother to make a new board

I was a mod.

It's not hard. A monkey can do it.

TBH

a squash board was better than a bebop board

like this sounds horrible

but when homey blew up her concert

i was like "damn straight"


thaaaanks

what is good bro


i don't really like pee smell as much

Damn. Ambition is sexy.


You're not mind/body rapeable. You gave in long ago. There's nothing left to break that hasn't been broken. A satisfying rape requires at least a sliver of innocence to take away.


You've got good taste. Reminds of my ex-pet.

damn straight
id bomb her ass fam

Kyle has a special place in my kokoro tho
doki doki

lol when did i get broke

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i'd just like to jizz on the right side of her face

then be like

now what bitch

now that is your GOOD side

Slowly. Over time. It happens to anyone who stops caring, and others find hard to care about.

nm
i'm just chilling and listening to some music
what about you

oh i get it sorry

kanra needs impressionable youths to corrupt

I used to have a pet that had a choice folder of dicks.

Like mounting you.

i d k man like i care but like mostly about shit that affects my routine

not so much about bigger picture things like my younger self cared about


man such a productive day

dmv
city hall
weed spot

so fucking stoked rn

youtube.com/watch?v=tusvYINkqoE

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The god damn delay

thank god we are suffering together

i was about to reboot

God, this is worse than harambe.

Ive resorted to maker's mark

that's some quality though

i'm like drinking yellow tale lol

why don't you just smoke at home

I'm not just some fool with my head constantly in the clouds.

Concrete things like the well-being of my biological organism, and my temporary neuroplasticity, and how the heck I'm going to sustain and improve those things, are small picture things I'm randomly assuming you don't care enough about.

tail*

th-th-th-that good?

motherfucker (you)'s aren't working for me

this will get tricky


what

that's where i smoke

stopped reading

why do you feel the need to do this


it's decent cheap merlot


although i think i've only ever had once, what i would consider bad wine

Good luck dude
wine is fine
til its not

i have no idea what you're saying

Nice. Got weed tho?


Because I learned the hard way just how easy it is for things to go to shit. I'm cruelly assuming you've let things get bad, but also reminding you that you have control.

Nah, ive no intention of spewing

i always move on to brews

you can't drink wine all night

wine hangovers are the absolute worst

beside like gin

yeah gin is the worst


i smoke at home

you were like why don't you smoke at home

i was hella confus

i'm liking this kanra

every bit of this

i'm back on your team

scoot halp me test sumthin in ow?

ive only ever wanted to kill myself once on a hangover... a wine hangover

ive only ever wanted to kill myself once on a hangover... a wine hangover

er okay

nvm i'm bored

....luka

I've never not when I mixed. not a good first impression. Do you have weed tho?


ty for the positive reinforcement. It's a concious effort. Something is clearly wrong if my only reputation is an armchair asshole.

i fucking believe it


more tunes pls

youtube.com/watch?v=qeIm6CeenAg

at dinner tonight my step-dad actually said that i don't have an addictive personality

and i was like straight up, "no i am an addict"

it kinda blew my mind that he said that lol

music

No, I dont live alone so it'd be a nuisance to others.
I purposefully keep my yearly intake low for personal effect


Habeeb it
shit was raggy as fuck
how did the romans do it

uwu

Thank you~


meow.

self-awareness is the first step.


Not if you have a Magic Launch Flight Box. it makes toking odourless. certainly healthier than booze.

no but what you said was some legit concise armchair asshole shit

but i liked it cause it was true af


i don't really think people ky'd before social media


what's good love

and then you realize that that is the only step

But I want to die


truth

youtube.com/watch?v=w9y31nQZgV0

that sounds about right actually.


no wait

it was like self flagellation

then all better

games

5 points short of gold in OW.

yes


figure out how you react to things

react

it's not that hard


which ones

is that block building one still popular?

do it bitter

this is sick neko

overwatch
._.

yea... but sometimes you dun wanna...

especially stuff that isn't directly awful...

it's the slow, gradual awfulness that kills ya.

Like eating red meat.

bed time bye

nini
:)

when i feel bad i like jack it to really fucking shady porn

can't imagine how fools in the middle ages came out with like missing limbs for the fucked up desires i have

i got that fire bruh

why?

just bored?

game seems kinda tired tbh

it was born tired


oh man i crave that so bad you have no idea

it's been so long

i will before i die there is no way


later bro


keep em coming

nah

nite


wtf. If you're not eating it, keep not eating it.

youtube.com/watch?v=No6wMT0i0N8

how do you feel about this one

How does one go about getting anti depressants and shit?

i was a big meat eater before i stopped

like i LOVE the taste of meat

i don't like it
i'm not interested

see a psychologist or a drug dealer

me neither

so how was your week

"In many countries such as the United States and Canada, antidepressants can only be legally obtained through prescriptions issued to you by your healthcare provider. You can get antidepressants if you need them through visiting with your doctor and getting a prescription.
"

too bright and sunny for me :(

Might go ask a doctor.
Just need money.


Any idea on cost?
Also how did your interview go?

dude like this n-bomb at work is always trying to bust tunes and he didn't even know about the trap station

get a general doctor/family doctor to make a referral to a psychiatrist

psychiatrists are actual doctors for your brain

they can perscribe you meds

the more you know~

there aren't any good stations where i live
it's all gay ass white people shit

I feel like I could really use some.

In BC, where Luka and I live, such things are covered by the province.

Doctors and meds.

in trumps america you will not have to worry about this


i feel that so much luka

i just got a new car and like i haven't opened the windows once

so self contained and cozy

don't listen to know it all kanra

a psychiatrist can't give you anti d's

a psychologist can

try regular exercise first. brb. about to do mine.

but kyle will always choose kanra over me cause the butt things

Happy Friday, Teeps

My job interview went friendly and happy
i think i speaked okay.
i just have to wait till the 8th for a call back.

but Jobs are really hard to land in this tiny town... there were 7+ other people lined up for the job i was getting interviewed for.

in canada it free but in america, i'm not sure uh... lemme google-fu:
"Find out more about the cost of your medication and whether it will be covered by your health insurance provider, if applicable. Certain antidepressants may be more costly than most other types of prescription drugs and many offer generic forms that are much cheaper."

as cheap as: 36$ per month, Up to $177 per month

haii

yup

but i don't require any medication at all.

but at least i only had to pay 25$ for a tooth cleaning/checkup

i love you so much

color it white? to reflect light?

I will die in his utopia.


Good luck.


I am fond of Kanra.
I am fond of you.

You and I have more of a love hate relationship though.


I wish you all the luck in the world.

hihi


uh oh... why??

the NEET lifestyle isn't exactly anxiety inducing~

no judgement from me.

*hugs warmly*

watup

*Huff*

i'm healthy
:)

wat u gonna do now

no it is blue

but like blue is my favourite coulour and like i drove a red car for 9 years


i like it when you almost cut me off then don't tbh


idk your timing was great

how you been

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nm doing a little homework on the racing drone me and the girl are buying.

hbu who's this?


I try~

Been real good haha Real good.

What's new with you?

Play something I guess.


We are done.
knot rly tho

aww


starbound! ^_^

neko neko nii
just smokig a jiffy and jammin

Noice. We're out of bud til our next harvest. 2 more weeks ish x_x

dude i got a new car

it's crazy

i am so happy


ilu ;;


is it weird that i really miss my red baby?

i'd share it with ya if i could

i dunno ._.

Probably PS4.

what colour hair do you have?

Ahh, good shit man. Whatcha driving?

> Status: Offline Checked:

a 2012 jeep liberty sport

downside is is that it is hella expensive to insure

even with my perfect driving record

hopefully it makes you happy.


brown

brunette is classier

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oh cool cool

Oh yeah Hi maddikins
Stay cute

yhuiyrgiyioryiryiryi

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heyyyy

i do my best haha

it shows c:

if your new irl moniker becomes your new ol moniker

what happened to the real you

hash tag think about that shit

??

Your best efforts
It shows?
It's a compliment.

Nuu I guess I just wasn't aware you were around last night ;3

I was not

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meow i'm confused

oh shit i forgot that elmers and woopers have mad history

like when they met up to FUCK

erhyure

i only got in his trunk and licked his tongue

what does that even mean

*eyebrow wiggle*

It means she got in the trunk of my car and we touched tongues briefly for a picture.

elmers i'm just happy if you are happy

I wasn't here yesterday so I don't know what you were talking about.
I was just complimenting you because you're cute and unless you had some sort of horrible disfiguring motorcycle accident I presumed that hadn't changed.

I'm the happiest I've ever been

that's dope

nothing like hormones to mutate your moode

oh I was drunk and posting a bunch of pics so I wasn't sure what you saw lol

Thanks for the compliment, cutie

lol hey whatever it takes

i kinda feel like luka could use bigger boobs

I'm sure you looked fab and they were cute and not lewd at all.

no i kid

i am happy for you becoming a woman finally

but also i am not and think it is bullshit

He doesn't need to get even fatter.

ban this n-bomb

it is best to be hounest i think

and express your sometimes conflicting thoughts

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lol .///.


Well, thanks I think^^

i don't know if you remember back when you were new

but i was like elmers seems to think he is a girl and i kinda see him that way

you were always a girl

kinda sucks for your parents

i would so disown a tranny

Nah, my parents and I are cool now. It was weird to be chillin with my pops in a dress on Father's Day tho for sure.

exactly.

oh wow i can't imagine

elmers walks up in full sundress

pressed red hair

trailer park dad: whoa dude

i was like just looking for a hit

not a lick

It was a sundress :p

why do you think my dad's a trailer park dad? lmao

sorry i'm stream of consciousness and threads are dead as fuck

just kinda figured

Nah, upper middle class.

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does your dad have more money than my dad

idk how much ur dad has

full disclosure

my dad is loaded

like a lot

Score modes in games drive me up a wall.

I don't know exacts anyway.

it's like self-made so i don't even feel bad about him divorcing my moms anymore

also Holla Forums captcha is bs

i hit that all the times

...RIGHT MADDI?

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idk

Weird, I have a pic of Erin doing that exact same pose

Also holy fuck I love your nails
You look fucking glam

gimme

ye why not it's pretty tame

Thankies

welkies

when you're drunk

do you ever realize that when you are sober around drunks that you hate them

man i am so sorry

I feel this way but minus the drunk bit

hmm

it is pretty lame i agree

so r u

pls imdabes

god i hate idiots when i have somthing "to do"

i guess that is the crux of it

sorrycolbert

still hot

i'm starting to think i am too high to productively add to this thread

sorry tho

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dont laugh at me

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Haha, I'm so funny.
~

I was going to do thing
But I forgot what thing was
halp

Play vidya all night with Gobbles

That was not thing
That might happen though

Yan, validate me.

Was it posting lewd pics?

No, that wasn't it either.

What, like your parking? I don't do that, its on the next floor.

Was it post about irrelevant gaming news?

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It was not posting of any form.

How can I validate you Squashy

Go retrace your steps
Also I hate you and kys

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Head pats and call me a good boy.

Gee Kyle cybering in public is a pretty forward request

jesus christ kyle get a life

Don't be mean to him TP you poopy baby

mr. i hate this community

all you have done in the last day is spam how you are somehow important

sorry woopers i will be nice

ty TP

sorry for getting hot back there

like who even runs this board

i haven't seen based test in weeks

IF TEST IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY AND LET THIS BOARD DIE

LIKE HE SHOULD GIVE IT UP

to someone who is not a pussy

hydgh

It's time to move on, man.

Test didn't let the board die.
We all did by being an awful community.

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i am really sure this is your 1st post

Luka no

see i can do that too

we're not all that bad

nth dead board post

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based grimmu ;;

fat vagina

glorious teeps ;;;;

puffy vulva

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you need to post more

this board started dying after you quit

ilu luka

don't let these jerks keep our board down

it was dying for a long time already

does it seem like I've quit?
Idunno, I post once or twice a week, and a lot more recently now..

that is the style

grim i've been nice to everyone in hopes of encouraging more activity

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but tbh i think when people want to see TP they want me real talking some fool

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optimal shitposting

good on you
but knowing you youre probably hella sarcastic

people or is this what YOU enjoy doing and would rather pref to do

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i don't even know what i want anymore threadwise

i am too far gone

Thick clit

i know i like ban

that is about it

thats a bit too much for my taste

I feel u bro

ban gets down with traps
gays
bis
horsefuckers

i'm kinda down with that amount of flex

implications

it's still fun but more dead

dusty is kinda a creeper

hoooooooh?

This is news to me

why do you say that

like that non-linking shit

why

I hope you unlinked that post for dramatic irony


yeah its a risky attn whore move

if you're not relevant you just look like a dumbass with your dick hanging out

creepy I dont see tho

grim i am glad you are BACK tho

wanna like trade dick pics or something?

what do bros do in a community that doesn't trust or like each other do

Thick DICK

eh sure

that is hella gay tp
I'm not about that life

you could play runescape but thats a really subjectively tasting game


I got one of those

I just expanded this image

jesus christ those strong ass pussy lips

like i'm trying to like everyone

i have no irl investment in this community

and it's pretty fucking sad when like nezi and cuck won't squash their beefs

sometimes you have to do exteme things to save a community

also sometimes anal

you know you have a real personality problem when even NEZI doesn't like you.

so you're telling me you would let someone fuck your ass to save this community?


shit dude test might as well give you admin rn

tight

dude grim runescape sucks

to his credit i made him look a fool several times

actually there should be an insta ban feature when people lazy intros

.

this guy

did luka do a job interview thing or was that a joke

who fucking cares

can you please back the fuck off

go to sleep

thats not how labia work

did u now

osrs.
not shitrs3

did luka say they had one?
if no then yea its ajoke

at least i am doing something grim

you are like sucking any dick who invites you on discord or whatever shitty game you pretend that you like in hopes to make online people like you

Why?

I haven't touched rs3
But osrs is terribad
I feel like the only reason people play it is sunken cost

wow that was harsh

but pretty fair

its ok u can have luka


yah they said it like a night or two ago

idgaf about peoples opinions of me

I played rs since 2002 thats why I like it

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL no way dude
its easy as hell to drop, even when high leveled

this remix is lit

LUKA GIVE DEETS ON INTERVIEW


oh snap!

luka is really sad lately

i just try to comfort her

i guess this is a thing

yeah bro
nostalgia is half of the pull tbh

oh apparently 8ch.net/search.php?search=interview&board=animus


thats nice. you are good human

females

please never leave again

or if you do

only post on fridays

don't want to toot my own horn

but i am a hot poster who makes other posters post

BUT

i only post on fridays and could not care less what happens the rest of the week

to make a long thing something

ban should be admin

i am a hot poster who makes other posters post

I agree

toot toot
we're in the same boat
the relevant posters
pic related

yeeeee boi

le'ts seeee

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holy fuck luka actually applied for a job

probably cuz food prices or someshit are going up and he needs the extra money or he'll die, LOL

dont waste money on antidepressants, get a lil goldfish instead

I was copying tp

your point is valid nevertheless

grim can you please be nice to luka

she is making steps

Those hands are mine and those tiddies are Lukas.

I'm just being real teeps

seeing luka's post I honestly dont think he'll get the job because if he is as indirect and timid irl as he is on here, the other 7 are way more likely to succeed than him

when you're applying for jobs, it's cutthroat
you have to give 110% and a bit more
something to separate you from the herd of other applicants

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if he tried guilt tripping the interviewer he probably has a negative chance lmaoooooooooooooo

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hue

why would you advertise you're playing a pirated game

like

I get you're screaming you're poor but it is unnecessary honestly

the game is on sale for 33% off on steam
go buy it you shitlord

how the fuck do you know

i for one think that luka will do great!

I've never hurt anyone.

cuz Luka's been here long enough to show his true personality

just cause you're not delicate doesn't mean you have hurt someone

since 2002?

she has always over exaggerated

who hasn't

You and I both know this has gone way further than over exaggeration.

What else would it mean ?

not gonna lie it's not easy defending you luka

you have a bunch of enemies apparently

i think that grim guy more just wants to fuck you tho

new btw