You will never put the admin in a baby backpack and share an ice cream cone

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evening welms

Welms?

It's his nickname.

As in qt's nickname for Elma.

Doesn't Elma not like being called Elma now?

HER NAME IS CAitlYN

I don't think Elma cares.
I was just specifying that it's just qt who uses it.

that's emma, who doesn't like being called Wish

haha I was mega bipolar before lol

I just want everyone to be healthy and happy nowadays :p

How have you been?

Conversation with them is just rather one sided so I just don't bother.

Pick a lane.

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Me, Kon, Ian, and a few others I think

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hello love
are you doing well

I'm doing fairly well really, kind of tired but avoiding a nap.
My day off today, tomorrow I work a 10 hour shift that I do not want to do.
How are you?

much better. very much better.

I started at 8 pm and got off at 7 today so i know how you feel.
I got my check today it is fat af
i dunno what i'm gonna buy first.

Niiiice! I'm a little bummed I forgot about it tbh yo

I guess this rum drink is for you guise~

just in the daytime, stuff that easier to process is nicer

then in the evenings, you can plunge into more emotionally indulgent stuff

musical hedonism.

youtube.com/watch?v=CXZG6-3BaKY

but it's night

Yeah. It was admittedly awful.

Pretty decent for the most part. Still just sort of doing that boring thing of working towards shit.
Yourself?

The "he" was about Wish who just constantly spams how much he's totally a girl because it's kind of the only way he gets a (You).

Elma I call a she because they don't annoy me, are employed, and have worked towards their goals. She isn't a welfare rat that tries so hard to to deny reality.

Ooh, nice. I am not sure when I get my first check, not that I really need it. I am not really starved for cash.
Buy something fun.

sounds p comfy tbh. that mean youre out of work, or that youre on leave from work?

i dont actually have a job yet, but times ticking and bills dont pay themselves. i signed on for JSA, but now ive got a fucking book i need to write in every day to record that im putting in full time work hours in job hunting.

I'll buy you
brb

over there. it's probably nice and dark

here? the sun is still shining, birds are singing, and I'm very awake

which means more BPM

Kinda the same. It feels awesome starting to see goals come to fruition though. I got a new job, moved out of heroin-town, started rebuilding credit, the gf and I are still going great, and I've reconnected with my family for Father's Day^^

I ended my two weeks notice and am taking some me time before my new job starts since the old boss-man robbed me of my 2 weeks.

ahh, I remember some old junky friends spamming fake work stuff for free state-monies... Sorry you're in your jam x_x

well, at least you get some much needed time off

yeah, i scored a shot at a pre-interview technical test, but its in a field im unfamilliar with and its asking me to use design principles i not only dont know but which are also probably bad practice, and ive 4 days to complete it.

I'm not for sale though.

Yeah it's nice just relaxing and doing stuff haha

That doesn't sound fun. It actually sounds like more stress than it's worth right off the bat imo.

Rebuilding credit by loans you can have a massive equity (ie property, auto) or the route of just using a credit card with no interest if paid from checking every month?

hmph

Just a smallish limit credit card I was shockingly pre-approved for to help things along. I don't wanna get wrapped up with anything too major before my name change goes through.

M-maybe I can make an exception for you though.

yay I'll go cash it now

Not too bad then. I'm not sure if yours is bad or just that average "I made mistakes in the past" kind but for either of those, just making payments is one of the best things to improve it. Contesting old charges to get them removed is another, as in things that are too old to even be able to legally collect on that should be removed but just aren't.

I think that last one has to be dealt with and it was mostly my eldest brother's doing from when I lived in Virginia with him. All is forgiven, just gotta keep moving forward^^

I'll pack myself up for shipping.

yeah, if i had been asked about this way of writing code in this specific context id have told them that not only is it not in line with the way the language was designed to operate but its straight up bad practice.

im off to bed in a mo, catcha later wellams, enjoy your chill time

If I may, was it stolen identity type things or just putting your name instead of his because he knew he'd default/not pay?

The latter.

Yeah, that's a dick move.
There was someone who wanted to room together but wanted everything to be in my name despite supposedly splitting the bills. I nope'ed the fuck out of that before it happened.

LOL That's like the fishiest situation ever.

prolly trying to dodge owed bills or something AT BEST

She kept trying to word it like she was paranoid of some vaguely defined thing from their past but the whole thing was utter bullshit.
I was confirmed correct when she ended up doing the same to a mutual friend...then never paid anything until she physically threw their shit out while the girl left to "evict" her.

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You fool, Yugi !
You've activated my Tragic Backstory, now prepare as its effects sweep over the battlefield, and I tell you all about it !

I challenge you to a duel.
The weapon shall be complements.

Nothing about what I or Elma said was tragic in any form.

compliments*

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lmao

reaching for that negativity. typical

Has anyone checked out or even maybe used the racing drones?

I'm fukken stoked to get one yo

when will you arrive

7-28 business days.

too long :c

You'll have to take that up with the United States Postal Service.

You smell mildly pleasurable for a farm hand.

what a bunch of balls

That's how you compliment someone right?

Compliment me.

You don't abuse welfare systems and actually contribute to society.

YAY!

But no joke tho, irl compliments are kinda weird. Like a blushy weird lol

What Tsuchi said.

Also, you are very much a person whom I'm sure probably actually exists.

bump

I'm kind of indifferent to them unless it's someone I'm with. If it's from that, I get kind of juvenile with how much I try to hide the warm and fuzzy feelings.

Dunno, they just feel like there must be a point or goal to them if they're random.

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I see you've dueled before.

This Steam sale sucks.

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This feel exactly. idk but like it's always my dress or my nails or hair so what could they get out of me from that?

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I think myself average so it's not really a self esteem thing. It's just one of those things where you just feel there must be a point or goal to it.

June 22, 2017

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Translated
Ayakashiko Chapter 17
Our_Journey_to_Lesbian_Motherhood_ch08_[lililicious]
Shoujo Kishidan × Knight Tale [Vol.1] - 0003 - Act 3 [English] by [mugeSlowScans]
Touhou Ibarakasen ~ Wild and Horned Hermit [Vol.8] - 0040 - The Strange Weather Gnawing at Gensokyo [English] by [Alpha Beta Kappa]
[Kinosaki Kazura] Strawberry Fields Once Again [TZdY]
[Koromoya (Hoshino Ouka)] ほんとスケベだよねコイツ! She's Such A Damn Perv!
[peachpulsar (Mira)] Cutie Beast Ch. 4 [English] [Sexy Akiba Detectives] [Digital]

Yuzumori

Does Yuri poster guy like ramen too?

Oh shit hi Ems

what are you fucking gay

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This shit is pretty lolz

Did Nintendo really win E3 though?

bethesda won

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What are you, fucking fat?

Oh really?

What makes you say that?
I wouldn't really know since I didn't watch anything of E3 and was at the con for a bit but then left to go to the dragon maid cosplay after party

Also do not lewd the midna pls

*Kicks Soto's shin*

Pls no bully

Also check out my new cosplay :3

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you look good in a uniform~

God damn Elma, you got some curves
The oppai is coming along nicely too

Tell your gf to watch out cause I might steal you from her ;)

I wish Soto would complement my body.

You look like that one South American dictator that died

You know the one

bahaha she'll kick more than your shins if you try that;3

thankies^~^

Kind of looks like one of the lawn crew here that was drunk on a riding lawn mower and ran into a tree a few weeks back. Had the same glasses as Soto, too.
It was perfect.

Post nudes then I will

I thought of Che Guevara but that nigga wasnt a dictator

Hugo Chaves?

We can have a threesome, everyone wins :3

That's just us teaming up on the third party and causing pain.

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She shattered a yardstick over my ass lol

I misread that as in your ass.

whoaaaa wut nowai

RIP in pieces.

Nice roster we got tn

but the last post was 30mins ago rip in piss

nice is right.

rice is nice

Unlike the jews.

is it just me or is this place super dead lately

not true.

the Jews are very nice to one another.

Gas 'em.

both

who's feku?

who're you

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who're you

Who are you ?

I'm Kanra. Who are you?

Killrip

hi there~!

are you new? who's that you're posting as?

we should go back to 4chan, we'll get a lot more new posters

don't suggest stupid things

Ochaco Uraraka

i have a job interview at 4 pm hopefully the clothing store will hire me.

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t.Clockwork

I wish you the best of luck.

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who are you. are you new?

Thanks~

at least you're around.

I'm new.

I'm a huge bear whos into little asian boys.

for now

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hi

who are you

neko

Who is Neko ?

sounds like a loser

do you have an older brother?

I'm going to bed
but hi, good to see u

Neko's mine, back off.

:c

Sweet dreams, I love you.

turn that frown upside down

gomen. I haven't followed thread dynamics.

Luka who's this

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Don't tell him.

Somebody.

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I suck blood out of goats.

♥

spooky! ;~;

I need it.

What else?

What else should I need ?

Ark is half price on steam
come play dinosaur sim with me you faggots

Living on my own is weird
The thermostat is mine to control
I have an actual private library
Half of the food in my kitchen was acquired for free
I don't have to close my door
I just wish I had furniture...

ho have no furniture at all?

your butt is half price

You buy furniture.

You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life.
Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong,
at least you've got your sofa issue handled.

Then the right set of dishes.
Then the perfect bed.
The drapes.
The rug.

Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

It's all at my parents house and I drive a corolla, I can't even fit a chair in my car
I have one bookcase that was left in the house and appliances

*pet*

time to hire a van

is it a grind game

only if you play it as such, if you use your brain you can get around the grind aspects of it, but there will still be times when you need to acquire and smelt more metal, or you need more hide and chitlin for your saddles, or you need to up your narcotics production to tame better dinosaurs.

If I had my own apartment it would be a single room connected to a kitchen and a bath. I would have tons of stockpiled instant goods a water boiler and a microwave. Black out curtains to cover the windows and a nice simple wooden table in the middle of the room with a computer and chair. Maybe even an AC or a couple of fans on the side. I'd sleep on futon thats tucked away to the side.

I wouldn't need furnishing because ill spend all my time looking at a computer screen.

But where's the loli dungeon?

in your basement

how about people who have played for like months compared to a new player can they just wipe the floor with all the equipment they have

Would a pillow fort of dakimakuras count?

I don't know what you lack.

on PvP yes, but ark is a game in which knowledge and smart thinking will win out. an idiot rampaging around on a good rex can still be killed by a smart fuck with 50 or so tranq rounds who knows how to keep his distance.

theres also PvE, where dominance against the landscape and over other clans by way of economics is the overall goal, also base and breeding dick waving.

if you want a good video on what PvP is like, watch some stuff by nerdparade.

Its probably gonna smell like cum.

Me too.

u smel liek cum xD

what cant you do?

That would be a nice touch as well. The smell of cum is associated with fapping in my head so i would just fap more.

I'm a white male.

And you'll never go hungry.

I don't thinking recycling has that kind of efficiency.

well i'm sure you know if it does or not.

no u

Feku could probably live in my closet

aargh

I wanna curl up like a ball and comfy.

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Stab in the neck

Thanks for the wetback food recommendations the last time. Now I have a general idea of what I need. Google kept recommending me healthy stuff and I need none of that crap

aNAL

What did you eat?

Nothing. I'm invited at a grill and booze party and even tho I have no money at all right now they will buy me everything so I didn't have to cook. Next week it is

Jack. I have gained 600 SR this season in ranked.
Praise me with head pats.

Did you land in plat?

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if im applying to a company for a generic developer position is it smart or dumb to say that im particularly interested in one specific thing they do for some clients?

Nah. About 100 points from gold.

Current season is harsh as shit people are glad if they get in gold now
Good job tho

I am just so tired of 14 year old Genji mains.

And fucking Hanzos every goddamn time. I hate comp, if I play it in a group it never works out, if I play it alone it usually does but its a struggle with all the retarded picks

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It's awful.
They never change either. Had a 20 min game, but it was so close I feel alright about it though.

I even get more pissed when the game is close and I gave it my all and its STILL DEFEAT
Hanzo and genji mains should be castrated

I feel like every hero is capable of doing well. It's more the individual behind the champ.

Pretty much true but Hanzo needs mad sniper skills and genji is probably the second hardest in the game to master
People who make retarded decisions should be castrated*
fixiert

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I mean, any character requires some base level of skill and understanding to be useful. I'll take a decent Hanzo over a 76 that never drops his health pack for his team.

I'm catching crabs because I want their decayed horns.

Can your self-worth be negative?

Maybe it'd help if I stored it as unsigned type.

This is why we can't have nice things
For some fuck if I know reason my dealers ex-gf wants to blaze with me and I can't turn off a free Joe so I'm out for now

hanzo is husbando material

We will go back to 4chan.

Leave.

you guise should transfer to turkey from eu

I think my weapon's too strong.

Or I might just need blunt damage.

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come play turkey flex with me

Go to sleep.

BRUSHING

Someday I need to set all the settings with each character.

There is a useful guide about that
somewhere

I watch guides to learn skill based shit and tricks I can do.
I leave the sensitivity and settings to my preference.

Same. I made little to no modifications. Altho you can bug some characters ult with sensitivity and shit. And roadhogs hook and etc.
Goddamn korean nerds

The hook seems too disorienting to play with competitively.

And now its worthless. I fucking hate the new patch its take-home net bullshit

Take home net?

Yeah I dunno how to translate it to english but in hungary we have a saying "Netto bullshit"
Ya know what you earn with taxes and all is called "brutto" and the stripped down actual money you take home is "netto"
Netto is the real value of stuff without taxes and all
Netto bullshit
Do you have a murrican equivalent?

I guess just post taxes.
Like, they take about 30% out of my paychecks each week.

Its like 50% here
27% on all foods and everything
Think we have the harshest taxes in all of europe

Post tax bullshit then? Eeeh doesn't have a ring to it

Our average tax on goods is 7% I think.

There, I was looking for this
Source is bloomberg I think

I feel so bad for you.

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gotta go to that grilling
later chaps

I AM the Queen of Radiohead

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Thread Dead Redemption

Blizzard support is wonderful.

i'm happy to be me.

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I am happy not to be loco too

What the fuck happened to Kon??

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dino you say

Glad to see you two didn't die in the terrorist attacks. Stay safe, guys.

half price dinosaurs

we have EDL marches here, that shit wouldnt fly

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That's where you live? Is it nice?

boom

tak

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struik?

Trade power op

thank you for saving the world

I just spent so many hours writing a script that would recover shit I lost from a dead drive 8 months ago and I feel like shitposting the fruits of my labor for a bit

I'm cummin'

sure thing!

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whoa :0

why you picked her as a new ava?

she's really cute and there's good pictures

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She's the most sadist.

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what are you talking about

Do you want to be dominated?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

hmm

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i got cake

Fattie

her personality is sinister though

oh

no its not

O P P A I

she kind of reminds me of MGD

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$100 and you can.

cute

who

Luka you pervert

Raphael

no whos mgd

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What's good for anime next season?

some guy that used to come here and troll people

oh but that's not me

I know, but that's Raphael.

fake rumours

you're raphy then?

Raphael's sole motivator is whatever will simultaneously bring someone else the most suffering, whilst being the most entertaining to watch.

rapey

no bully satanichia

You ever play homestuck and then suck a dick?

It's raphiel you mongrels

I was going to buy you ice cream, you little shit.
That seems more than enough payment.

new

new

new

Aren't they the same thing ?