♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

The Nation of Anal Domination Edition

Other urls found in this thread:

mega.nz/#!ulRx3RiL!AaSQNeH4mbPv1RCzF1iafI-A7-gP_0EMTJqx-1Z9uJ0
amazon.com/gp/product/B00K7809O2/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1
amazon.com/gp/product/B006UFMH3W/ref=ox_sc_act_title_9?smid=A3V6BK4D0HKA8F&psc=1
twitter.com/smashmouth/status/877999118303469568
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

i'm just so scared. all the time.

Take opiates if you want it to go away

...

Drink is cheaper.

...

I was thinking that looked like annie. disappointed.

tokai

do you want to go see the new transformers with me

...

Why can't I handle drink

Yeah that's probably true
But not as good

Better question;

Why can't you handle DICK

you have a small, asian body, and so it goes through your system quickly. You can slow it down by getting erect, actually.

wtf

dunno
send keyboard lewds

pls tel me how 2 addEntityToPoolFunc

start by finding yourself a nice book on advanced gentoo installation

I infact hav pastri now

what kind of pastries?

ded

living

Because you're a smol azn grill.

custard and vanilla

Intense cumming.

robots are dumb n stoopiid

Some kind of iRobot Ex Machina

this one has wizards

nice

Ihope your life is filled with pastries and joy too

NERU

just oat biscuits and tea for me

WHAT A SHITTY BREAKFAST

so british


IAM BwAKAFEST

lad, itll 11pm


oat biscuits are 2good

Neru might have been onto something when they advocated the pastry and cappu

I forget, did I ask for your Marie Rose before?

No, I think you just got mad that I used her before you.
Or the BRS girl
one of those.


Sounds like a late snack to me.

COME LEAGUE YOU

IJUSt tried to get a box on tr first

...

pretty much, i had a craving for oats

Boy, don't dicks look delicious?

you would know, homofag

...

thank you for the (you)

I don't remember being mad at it, but I may have acted it just for the heck of it.

Can I have your Marie Rose folder?

Dick in burritto
DICKRITTO

i made a taco with my vagina once

tell us more

well I stopped after the hot sauce

...

psh
what a pussy

is it better to leave my computer on idling rather than letting it be off in 120 degree weather?

Its better if you kill yourself

computer in fridge

turn it off and go do other things

WHO ARE ALL THESE FRIENDS


It is pretty underwhelming.

IDKKKK

lol later niggers

( mysterious user )

huh?

I see.

I'm really lazy - underwhelming is better than nothing.

Tsutsu, attached I have put an image of the best Hi-Chew flavor for your viewing pleasue.

Fuck 's a Hi-Chew?

something chewy

Are you chewy?

hi chews are poetry
with limited syllables
strawberry flavoured

nice hi ku

6/5

more like

5/7

/5

*6/7/5

po-try

*po-try-but-fail-miserably

you're a chow mein mao fucking ping pong piece of shit you know that

Feet hurt.

woah that is not an equal response .__.

you poo

better stick to drawing, kid

eat my ass

...

you know Freud's second stage of psychosexual development?

the oral stage?

or the mommy stage

This is upsetting.

like a soto recipe

the one right after oral

Freud thought that some people can get stuck in a phase, and that can result in certain fixations

but I'm trying to kick the psychoanalytical habit.

nope

the one that comes after oral...

anal?

Someone please buy me the Crash Bandicoot games on PS4.

*rubrub*

potentially evidenced by your choice of insults

...

i don't have a butt fixation. it's the vag i can't stop playing with really.

...

Hi sweetheart.

That is too expensive.

ooh. guess what complex unnsuccessfully transitioning out of the phallic phase potentially results in~?

*Cries*

and you know exactly what I'm on about

homosexuality

hi there

neat

*for 99 USD

Get it for yourself.

:3

an Oedipus complex!

Sabrica coos gently in your ear, gently massaging your neurotic woes away, encouraging your emotions as you deceitfully try to rouse hers. Her warmth is felt everywhere. Poor Loco finds it unbearable, but knows never to expect more

Broke.

you are making me blush

you know

and i'm not sure i should be saying this

but when we roleplay, she's a guy.

Me too.

noted.

if you could call him trevor from now on

that would be great.

you know what'd be even greater?

if Sabs let you call her 'mommy'~

aw yiss

trevor does let me call him that though

he insists.

I have never been so afraid while contesting as I was this game.

there aren't many mommies that'd go that for

you're one lucky guy~

remember to send her flowers, k?

who are we kidding

you're probably a terrible son.

...

...

reee~

Luka

hi

reee~tard.

;~;

June 21, 2017

mega.nz/#!ulRx3RiL!AaSQNeH4mbPv1RCzF1iafI-A7-gP_0EMTJqx-1Z9uJ0

Translated
The Useless Senpai and The Talented Kouhai
Yuyushiki c33 - Final
[Shiroi Hakuto] BanG Dream! 4-koma Bandori! - Chapter 03 [Seiyuuri]

Untranslated
(C90) [DROP DEAD!!(水瀬修)] あわあわサンシャイン (ラブライブ! サンシャイン!!)
(C91) [Millions Hope(戌角柾,龍岡巳葦)] まほうしょうじょのムツミゴト (魔法少女まどか☆マギカ)
(C91) [えりあ7(葵奈太)] 姉妹で頑張ります! (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
[しんぷるくらす(しのづき巧)] いちどはおいで! (咲-Saki-)

Yuzumori

...

...

Why the long face?

you're mean to me.

Only cause you deserve it

why not bump anymore i miss bump

no

bump

gj for not failing luka

...

...

...

Does anyone remember what drugs I was taking back when I invented revynese

some sort of hypnotic/sleep aid iirc clonazepam if I had to guess

revynese was 2legit

why does amazon suck so hard...

this friendly comment reminds you: we're living in the most peaceful era in human history

by magnitudes :)

because you haven't bought anything off my wishlist for me yet.

this friendly reminder that self delusion is the key to happiness

what happened?

not really

HAI GROM!!!!

Peace will only come once we rid the world of the jews.

system maintenance... lol

cleaned computah after cpu temp to 72c spike. still overheating.... reconfig cooling system. drop 10 degrees after.

just needed thermal compound for reapplication... 10 items into cart later

should I this?
amazon.com/gp/product/B00K7809O2/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

not really an upgrade...
also getting a pwm control, cable mgnt stuff

controller


amazon.com/gp/product/B006UFMH3W/ref=ox_sc_act_title_9?smid=A3V6BK4D0HKA8F&psc=1


i have zero self control.... managed to keep my cart under 60 tho

YES

ok bedtime
nini neru/grim

mfw no nini

mfw no nini after soles pic

...

...

...

sn anab

that feel when this meme

fish fish fishy ohhh

hallo
sorry on rs

looks quality dude

you dont need a controller if your mobo has pwm ports

have a good sleep kissy

goddam where does everyone go for all the time between posts


mobo has 3 ports, not enough control imo

just leave your other fans on full blast LOL

you only need pwm for the cpu fan tbh thats the loudest/most important

but if u insist get the controller

hands free fapping

...

2 rounds tonight^^

disgusting, reported


fair point

im going to pretend to assume its booze you're talking about instead of sex

...

i did drink a little like wayyy earlier, so


it doesn't really work anymore.

I have some mike's harder lemonade for when I want go a little numb

2much sugar x_x

Hack the heads of little anime girls and put em on my wall.

Don't forget to reverse throat fuck them.

remind me later

*pats the fek*

It was Zaleplon
Also I moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed so I piled blankets on the floor

rip revy

congratulation on your floor sleeping.

Sleeping on the floor is not boob-approved

post boobs

...

flat

...

thats just tummy and shoulders and metroid tho

...

Hairy armpit angle

lol

This thread got really gay.

lol

"got"

...

well the butt aint bad

...

It's a pretty alright butt

I mean I would jelly my fat cock into it and spray the walls of her rectum with my seed

but that isn't saying much really

we need an animus get together, so we can all prod revys butt

Evening

You are all disgusting homosexuals.

I honestly would not meet the majority of you and I've already met like 13 people.

Im awake like 36 hours

Go sleep!

make me

Sleep with me tokai

(ay lmao)

Hey Tokai did tou hear about that guy who stayed awake for two days and got eaten by ghosts

True story

What scoot said

i probably couldnt be fucked tbh

I wouldn't mind meeting a few more people, but not a lot.

Like when they found him he'd been popping uppers like crazy

All yellow from jaundice and swollen like a fucking balloon with this big shit eating grin

The guy was so far gone all he could say was waka waka

lay lmo


i stayed awake for 4 days once
super creepy


sleep with scoop?

...

this is my new background am i a good anglican

Glorious Northern European Protestantism.

...

...

yeeeh niggah

Dank as hell.

that mini seizure you get that keeps you awake

That fucking jolt is hell.

Revys butt is not for lewding

What about for platonic or non-sexual romantic loving.

That sounds like it would be probably OK

i plantonically finger your butt.

How exactly does that work

It's like a very intimate hug.

It's too hot to live.

get an AC you pleb

It's only too hot to live 5 days of a year here tho

lmao then don't bitch about it. do something fun and cool like swimming.

HI REVY ARE YOU STILL HERE BB?

2hot

sounds like you just want to complain

Yeh basically.

somebody give me a chest massage please. gf's still sleepan ;~;

Don't trust them.
It starts with platonic butt fingering, then it's platonic dick sucking, then suddenly they platonically have their dick in your butt, and are platonically spraying the walls of your rectum with their platonic seed.

All platonically, of course.

...

platonic cuddles lead to trans* murders :(

rin would know

My water got turned off

:O

pay your bills!!

how have you been Loko-tan~?

just trying to get by. highs and lows.

we're in one of the lows right now.

awwee bby.... can I do anything?

I paid my bill yesterday

You can continue being sweet and happy with your GF. That would make me happy.

LITERALLY the nicest thing anyone's said to me on here since I started, Loco. Thank you so much

I know, and I try to stay upbeat. But I do need to eat.

I should get back to work. Enjoy your day.

that's all you can do, boo.

have something delicious for me! see ya around!

Murricans halp
I want to cook mexican food the weekend but I never really had any
Give some names

#MoreThanARefugee

almot finsifht etoothnbursh

Enchiladas are good.
Tamales are really easy to make.
Fuckin' burritos nigga.
Tostadas
Chile relleno
Fajitas
Rolled tacos

you can just eat stuff with corn tortillas with a side of cactus. Use cilantro though.

It's raining here on the mountain today.
How is everyone?

I wish it was raining here.

beanz an cheese in a tortila wrap

i like rain

It is rather enjoyable.

the weather in starboound is also pretty and atmospheric~

Rain is best weather.

SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE

...

Someone just proposed in a match and got shot down and rage quit.

in wat game~
:O

please tell me someone recorded it

OW.

;~; rip

Bet they were a genji main too

Luka is that you shitposting on Holla Forums

reeeee

...

...

You're a twisted individual.

tfw saved from the combined warmth of the ambient temp and my desktop by a borrowed half broken old weed fan

...

I want to cry ;~;

;~;

...

fill the void with ctrl + v

Learn to code then you lazy fuck.

hahahaha

Still took my fork instead of the original cleaner fork.

Also turns out half of it is hardcoded and has tables filled with nullptrs lmao. Doesn't even run lmao

time for moe sleep

c ute

my new fetishes for this week are kissing and holding hands

moe

...

AAAAAAAAAAA you weren't supposed to read that

I'm beyond embarrassed.

ziggo a.u.b.

...

twitter.com/smashmouth/status/877999118303469568

Hey guys is Kanra/insider around? I need to ask him/her a few questions. Can someone tell him to talk to me here? Please and thank you.

...

HEY KANRA

?

LOL

see

You kind of feel bad for the guy to be that desperate to talk to Kanra of all people.

WHAT

y?>

Is this really you, love?

GET THE DOOR

...

...

...

...

Hello you're Kanra's friend, right? Can you please get him here for a moment? It's an emergency.

is that sci or some other irrelevant

...

Give me a name or I will not care.

Loco, what is my relevancy?

about

4

mostly because of your boyfriends, Puppetmasters Grim and George.

Would you really tell him to come here if I gave you my name?

Give me your thread name and sure.

?!

It has to be something I'd know you by though.

Who even says that?

...

I never really had a thread name so I just went with my real name
No, I'm not Jewish. Don't even start.

ooo oooo guess who i am

guess who i am

guess who I AM

GUess. who i am. guess who I am. Guess who i am. guess, who i am. guess who iam. guesswho i am. GUESS who i am. guess who i am. can you guess who i am? guess who i am. guess shwo i am. gueussu who i am guess who. guess, who i am am i guess. guess who i am. guessss. go on. guess who i am. guessswho i am guess who i am. please. guess, who am i. guess who i am. guesswho i am. guess who I am. guess who iam. guess who i am.

8?

How is Kyle?

I'm sorry I don't follow.


You're weird that's who you are.

I'm anonymous, too, and never had a name.
Please guess my identity, too.

I am leejun never forgive.

it's david banner. the incredible hulk. wow!

Well enough I suppose.


David 8.
One of my favorite people.

Nevermind.

Sci?

How fucking dare you david

Excellent.
What have you done with your day?

I'm sorry for being so out of touch. Think about someone who goes to work all day, goes home, eats sleeps and back to work 24/7 with no social life. That's me. Did you tell Kanra yet?


Not Sci? I'm sorry. then...

Yeah that's Sci

fuck you subtle

Oh thanks I haven't seen Sci in years, still crazy.

...

howdy ho motherfuckers

??

Did my job interview.
Ed and I got lunch at McDonalds.

Kanra are you around?

...

maybe it's bloodchan

Did it go well?
How's snuffles doing?

Are you Kanra?

It was fun. He's asleep.

Yeah that's him dude

How do you know?

I'm also a 15 year old surgeon btw way.

same

I'm here 24/7 I know everyone

Why isn't he responding to me then?

KANRA RESPOND TO ME

Oh that is Kanra, I'm a retard.

Pretty early for sleep.
How tall is he?

Kanra, I need some advice. Do you have a moment?

I'm not Blood-chan btw way.
He would never go anonymous to talk about himself.

i'm really only good at telling people what they shouldn't do

not what they should

Well you're the only person I trust about this topic. It's nothing bad I just need some guidance.

picture the end game

figure out external variables, and introspect to find potential internal variables

then take steps as quickly or as spaced out as you need to get you there

Too many big words. Anyway I know you don't want to bring up this topic but what coffee do you recommend for me? I'm new to it and I recall you being a coffee aficionado.

Kopi Luwak

Is that your favorite coffee?
I'll add it to my list. Thank you user.

EASY.

black.

caffeine is caffeine. it increases alterness and staves off sleepiness for a number of hours, and that's it. if you want something that tastes nice, have a milkshake. chocolate.

nescafe or any successful, brand name instant coffee is fine. if you have to trick yourself into enjoying it, find something you already enjoy without the mental gymnastics.

Why would anyone seek out advice from Kanra?

It's just asking for aimless text walls that ultimately say nothing while he tips a fedora.

Who the fuck is Kanra?

Ahaha you're still the same baka. I'm serious! What's your top 3 favorite brands?


I want to try all kinds of coffee in my lifetime. I'm making it into a side hobby.


I didn't think it was a problem to ask for advice.

what even is this thing youre avataring as? it looks like a pink condom with a mouth

spiderman

The gay Asian dude that kept trying to write long text walls "psycho analyzing" you which were internet personality test tier.

What the heck.

ky jelly

don't worry. if someone needs meth advice, i'll point them to you


Queen. Radiohead. the only two I can listen to consistently. the rest fluxuates (changes a lot)

if you want to be a coffee nerd, do research. Google how coffee is made, where the fruits come from, the most popular brands in different countries, and how people describe them. then steal their explanations and learn to regurgitate them around the sorts of people who seem like coffee snobs.

i've had coffee around the world, and nothing beats a sugary, creamy coffee from a Japanese vending machine.

Clearly the only point of any mockery is jealousy. People are simply jealous whenever mocking you going on rants.

Oh Kanra I really wish you took this seriously. I have to go now so have a wonderful evening and it was good seeing you again. Goodnight.

Nice 420 too

Sup bitches~?

nini. this is my serious opinion.

blazit.

seriously

New.

sup diggy

Don't you like Queen and Radiohead?

thom yorke is fine

but it's like saying your favourite food is potatoes

day one of being in 115f all day is hard
day three is death