Who else /scientologist socialist/ master race here?

who else /scientologist socialist/ master race here?

dialectics and dianetics, best of both worlds can't beat that

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No thanks.

Heaven's Gate > Scientology tbh fam

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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now hold the fuck up

Scientologists are right wing libertarians, politically (but of course authoritarian religiously). This comes from three doctrines- the first doctrine is that everyone is responsible for their own life and well being. This is a hard line thing for them; even if someone is raped, or someone loses their riches by chance and is homeless, whatever, it's always that person's responsibility and fault. They believe this on a spiritual level, that such people are "pulling in" the bad events.
The second doctrine is that you should never reward bad behaviour or "low production", ever. So for example if someone is homeless, giving them any money would be rewarding their condition. This goes for any kind of program like that where people are "rewarded" on the basis of being an underperforming person in society.
Finally, Scientologists have a protestant-like work ethic embedded in their religion. One's "productivity", which is only ever really explained in a capitalist framework, is one of the largest variables in one's spiritual well being or morale.

So most Scientologists are right wing libertarian types. The less hardcore are tea-partiers while the most fringe (but still very common) are an-caps.

Scientology is run by a Fascist that tried to hire a hitman on his own father; whose wife hasn't been seen or heard of in a decade with no investigation

So it's like official relligion of the US?

I find nothing wrong with dianetics. I do find a lot wrong with Scientology. Study the work outside of Scientology. Dialectics and dianetics are indeed the best of both worlds.

Wait, seriously?

who knew Holla Forums had a bunch of SPs

what are you doing here?the org forbids going internet, and you wouldn't want to be declared now would you? all you'll find here is SPs and wogs. You should go back to studying the tech and move up the bridge, your vessel is still full of thetans.

if you're gonna be religious socialist, do it right

The founder of Scientology was a known socialist, and the entire point of Scientology is literally ridding yourself of spooks, plus Holla Forums consideres them an arch enemy. I think we as an organization need to start looking into dianetics, and the Sea Org for guidance.

I can literally imagine David Miscavige sitting in front of a MacBook browsing Holla Forums with a sinister grin on his face as he typed that.

fake and gay

Scientologist Socialist flag when?

So fascists with aliens?

Xenu did nothing wrong

CHeck em

A ruler of an interstellar empire had an overpopulation problem long before the Universe began and decided to get rid of the excess population by luring them with "income tax audits". In reality, he put them on spaceships that were exactly identical to DC8 aircraft (save for the lack of propellers, which you don't need in space) and flew them all to Earth. There, he shoved them into volcanoes and blew them up using hydrogen bombs.
The traumatized souls of the dead ("thetans") then attached themselves to living Earth-beings, and the reason that you have psychological problems today is that you have millions of tortured thetans are coursing around in you.

Makes perfect sense if you think about it.

this is verifiably the smartest thing that Satan Nazi has ever said

We have reached maximum spooks.