Brushy brushy

brushy brushy

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Making games is Hella hard.

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It's a good picture.

I can make sprites and shit

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expanded original artwork;

Just be lazy and put memes and shitty chiptune music in it and it'll be viewed as the next Undertale.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

heeeeeeeee

heeeeeeaaaallllyyy

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also stop fucking meme'ing you pants

what's up babies

the sky
gas prices
probably your dick

your dick is probably up babies

only when it gets hard

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ikr?
my wrists can't take it

adorable

at least it fits, right?

Keystrokes


Ideally, mine isn't going up anyone or anything, so...

cockstrokes

You can live in peace that you won't contaminate the human gene pool by procreating.

Hi Rin, long time, not a hater btw just a Chiri

I gotta say, destroying my broken phone with a hammer was the most satisfying thing I've done in years.

also, I'm such a perfectionist / OCD that I noticed the blue haired girl in the image has a disconcerting facial asymmetry.

now destroy your libido with scissors.

never

slowly

So is my cock.

But I need it to make babies and make them join the army and die for the country.

THANKS MORTY'S HALF BONER we didn't need to see

youtube.com/watch?v=P4j3nCcMJfM

You couldn't successfully impregnate communism into a radish.

qu'est-ce que

ce que j'ai dit

tokai you're almost certainly sterile

My seaman count is radically high, but I'm gay so that means little to me.

Non dico modo gallico


adopting some chinese kid isn't out of the question

on the plus side you can cum inside my cervix as many times as you like

i'm ovulating quite hard

How big a litter can you produce?

As long as you can ship them all, I feel your business enterprise will do well if your boat is adequate.

I'm sure they won't judge you on character and will accept wage compensation regardless.

non è il mio problema

can we not talk about semen

Selads.

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Het probleem behoeft ook geen oplossing.

spermen

Too many drugs or cons.
I'm not sure what one, but dial it back.

Sperlass

Spermaid?

Ik ben blij dat je jezelf in de kont kan neuken.

dat Aki Ross

Peewee Sperman

Onbeleefd.

she sucks since she became a lesbian

not literally obviously

Ignore the sunflowers btw


Fanime was around the end of last month

AX is in about 4 weeks

Kon is going so I'm definitely gonna go get rekt with him

I only go hard with drugs at cons :^)

It's funny because pewee herman was once caught spewing his spermen in an adult movie theatre.

omg I meant Kimiko Ross.


yeah the series is meh now

yo take a look at those gay ass sunflowers

lmaoooo

Pay for me to go to AX.


I recall.

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lol I thought you were going
What happened?

I'll fucking fight both of you

Disgusting.


People like me should not be permitted to procreate, lest my mental health contaminate future generations.

Hulla, I'm aware.
How y'been?


It's still a nice picture.
Imperfections aside, I really like the artwork.

soto you couldn't fight a dakimakura.

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true, it's still good art; and like humans art can be both imperfect and beautiful at the same time.

whatcha gonna do, strike some gay pose?
loooool

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rin, you are also sterile.

What is this fascination you trannies have with impregnating women. you can't. stop.

don't be such a prude

damn everyone is still the same. karp looks older, still laughs at everything that fucking aussie cunt says, ethanol is still gay as fuck. soto is still weak sauce living in his parents' garage.

He's not on HRT so he's not to the shrunken prune yet.

But Dakimuras are for fucking not fighting


boi don't make me go over there and cum inside your butt


add six more inches and you're good :^)

You still can't win, can you.

Wait. Colbs is just under six feet tall and he's like half a foot taller than you.

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EVENT


Build Chiri's pizza:

sauce selection: pizza sauce, bbq, alfredo, garlic parmesan, ranch

toppings (choose 4)

pepperoni, sausage, ham, beef, bacon, brooklyn pepperoni, chicken, philly steak
banana peppers, green pepper, pineapple, tomato, spinach, black olives, mushroom, onion, jalapeno, red pepper


the last time, someone got me an all-pepper pizza and it was good.
but I felt they were trying to trick me, not knowing my capsaicin tolerance.

Moved and went broke again.
My last job laid off about 200 people. So I had to make changes.

good moooooooorning ichigooooooooooooooooooooooo

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hi

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took too long, chose my own toppings.

Okay.

how do you feel about someone standing in a parking space to hold the spot for someone else

I would just inch into the parking spot until my bumper is physically touching them.

who the fuck stands around in a parking lot

Ram the fucker.

I backed into the spot, but without touching them, waited for them to move, then when I walked away they keyed my car.

I don't feel like I did anything wrong, why is my car keyed?

What did you expect

Sorry I'm not used to dealing with autistic people.

I've acted like I was going to run into people that refuse to cross the road properly.


Do what you should always do when sketchy people are around your car: just use your phone to video them as you're walking away or whatever. A family member lives in a ghetto part of town that I've done that if I thought anything would probably happen to my car. Won't do much but the cops are good about using social media to at least spread it.

yeah I'll have to do that next time.
oh well, lesson learned, people are shitty.

I use to lie in the road when they poured new asphalt at night, but that was in a town that rarely had traffic.

wat

So, I was trying to hold a parking space for my friend earlier, when some arsehole backed into me.

I keyed his car.

Though I've also keyed people's cars, slashed their tires, and just straight up kicked off their side mirrors. I was usually intoxicated during this but still.


Why would anyone do this?

Lmao

Back when I was a kid the town was having new roads put down. The asphalt was still warm the next few days so I'd go and lay on it.


Was warm.

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That's still odd. Asphalt is weird and just keeps remelting and bonding with traffic, heat, etc. It's nasty.

I didn't back into them though, I just pulled partially into the spot and waited.

Post shitty animal based puns instead.

I liked it because you would have tar bubbles months latter when it got hot that we would stomp like bubble wrap. Our shoes got covered in tar and picked up rocks.

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My grandfather had the bright idea to seal his driveway with asphalt in goddamn Texas. So it's just fucking everywhere at this point.

We only had to deal with it a few months a year. They threw some gravel over it and called it good.

I loved fucking up wet cement as a kid.

Back on the main road in my home town they have a 4 foot tall cement walk way and the road is sunk in. All of us kids put out hands in it when it got put in.

You ever just stand in the middle of the road when there's no traffic and realise how rarely you get that point of view

They encouraged us to do it when they put in a new playground at the elementary school.


I live relatively close to downtown in a major metropolitan area and it's a ghost town at night to the point I even have gone on late jogs through it. It's eerie.

No. Because I lived in a town that I walked from one end to the other without seeing a damn car go by so I saw that all the time.

Did you leave your hand print on your teachers ass too?

I'm not gonna lie, I had a major crush on the elementary teacher there since it was the year that school opened.
She also was my best friend's mom.

It's dead, Jim.

I had a crush on someone in kindergarten.

It were a classmate.

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Jiko.

jiiiiikooooooooo

JIKO!

Jiko?

JIKO JIKO JIKO JIKOOOOOO

JIKO PLEASE

Isn't spam a bannable offense?

JIKO PREAASE

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IT'S NOT SPAM...
I'm literally trying to get his attention

I LOVE YOU JIKO

Que onda Jiko

YOU BEST BE POSTING LOLI UP IN THIS BITCH

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I'll try fam

Who?

free video game store.steampowered.com/app/305050/Outland

hai subtle. I was actually hoping you'd come in

Subtle.

Subtle.

But why


Lostalgia.

@subtle

H-hi...
Um...
I-...

Oh great. More Mexicans.

Man, you pressed Q. You are so good at that game.

I was hoping u'd give me anime to watch. im looking at sol drama romance comedy somewhere near that genre

Sure sec

just gimmi something gud

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Kimi no na wa

Didn't I tell you to watch that?

wait is there a decent torrent out

Yeah 1080p

it's also airing in portland near me at like 8:30, but id rather torrent it. link?

nyaa.si/view/928952
Maybe it's upscaled idk

wtf nyaa is alive again?

Uh-huh, it wasn't long before a back-up was made

damn I need to lurk /a/ more or something.. I always miss the news.

June 6, 2017

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Translated
(COMITIA119) [Nikomi Omurice (Mush)] It's okay, even if it's a lie. [English] [Maple Leaf Scans]
(Puniket 35) [Yumesaki Annai Kairanban (Hiro Hiroki)] Maji Yaba Puni Dra-tengoku (Kobayashi-san-chi no Maid Dragon)​ [English] [ATF]
Between Philias and Eros Ch 2
KimiAetara 5 (QC)
Murmurs in the Background - Betrayal - Imgur
twinsisters_ch02
Video Rental Shop
[peachpulsar (Mira)] Cutie Beast ch1 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)

Untranslated
[ZINFANDEL (ひゅらさん)] 微睡みの記憶の中で (東方Project) [DL版]
[あるたな (薙派)] First contact ~the first volume~ (東方Project) [DL版]
[あるたな (薙派)] First contact ~the second volume~ (東方Project) [DL版]

lewd
;~;

Feels good to play Titan Fall with my brother again.

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meow

Don't go full Ui/pedo.

I'll go full Bebop

Is that what you guys call it these days?
"Titan Fall"?

hi Rin

I can't wait to see you start talking about making hundreds of thousands of dollars on the stock market.

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bark

hi ^_^

Hi hi.

who r u mysterious user?

It's a mystery!

yee

Evening.

So what do you look like in a bathing suit?

pls fkn no

Just let it happen

lmao

like this

I just get in with shorts and a shirt like any normal person, it's a backyard inflatable pool

I almost thought you were Korone for a sec but you're not even a Lithuanian trap

Oh damn I missed it? Soto ya fag.

so our spoiler image is supposed to be TP right?

Nigga thats old af
Like 2013/2014 old

Test

oh yeah, i get them mixed up some times

Is that what normal people do?


holy fuck that image

I came back just to say yo to this dood

You'd love my fb feed then

Yes, yes I guess I would.

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Guns are funs
Gotta get used to both eyes open on 5x+ though, still a bit disorienting.

I had a dream and in of the parts was like a shooting range where I had to practice shooting the living dead.

Aww yis. ty

Zombie targets are super popular for getting people into guns
I dunno why really though; I'd hate using the difficulty of feedback

It was to prepare me for like.. this zombie-vrs-zombie gang war in the city. Or it was a riot or something.

Dreams
What even happens in them

It was training him to fight the communists. They're kinda like zombies in a way.

Dunno, kinda sounds like they might be the commies with their gun laws

In the end, there was like some tsunami flood thing and everyone was trying to build ships and fight for survival. Then pirates.. undead pirates.

Better Red than Natsoc Cucks

Nazis and Commies are both shit.

pat

Thankyou.

national and socialism by themselves aren't all that bad

Oh Damn.

sup dood, yo to ya as well broski.

does anyone actually like threesa may

No

No young people ^^

Ohayo

liek she looks pretty stylish but all the stuff she says is pretty dumb

Is it dead?

Yes

Well fuck, fix it!

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Does this work again?

Yay Ouroboros is back online so now I don't have to suffer through using the website on mobile
Also I went to a birthday party and won at smash and Mario party but lost at CAH and Mario Kart

Dead thread
Dead community
Did Soto go nini or is he just lazy?
Hi Cato

I think it works


Should've played that mario kart game where you have to finish a beer by the time you finish each lap

Evening, Revy

Only two of us were actually of age because we're all college bums so we had one bottle of wine between the four of us
And I spent money on magic cards because I like edh but all my magic friends are gone for the summer and IDK if I have time for going to the comic shop edh night

Although, soon I won't have to answer to anyone about how I spend my time as long as I continue to work and such so I might as well if it fits my schedule

That would be fun, a good way to get yourself in regularly with a group of people over there.

I am thinking about doing something along those lines in albuqueruque, but I am so lame that I don't actually know any communities I would fit into.

Do you play magic?

>I spend way too much money on meteorites for magic

If only, I was thinking more along the lines of D&D, but with some group run out of a shop like that.
I spend way too much money on meteorites for magic

I'd recommend making friends before trying to find a D&D group

Is it not possible to delete posts now?


Which is the issue, gotta get a foot in the door somewhere

otherwise, I will just spend all my time either in the lab or somewhere like here

But like, magic is really only terribly expensive if you play competitive modern or standard, and calculate your total investment at once.
Like, over the past six years I've probably spent several hundred dollars on a children's card game
But you can easily spend a couple hundred dollars at once on some other useless shit like clothes or memorabilia or whatever it is people spend their excess money on
Drugs I guess?
But like, with EDH there's a point where you build a deck and if you don't go too hardcore, you'll only ever spend a few dollars a year on improving or upgrading the deck
Sure that's a couple hundred dollar investment at minimum but just don't be one of those insane people who drop thousands on their hobby

I have spent somewhere between $300 and $500 on 5-ish pieces totaling around 10-20 grams of a single meteorite

I have a problem

Like I have to admit
I have three edh decks and one modern deck and they're all between $150 and $200
But I didn't drop all that cash at once on all of them, they're the product of like 6 years of building up a mostly useless collection and some spot investments
Although I must admit that averages to at least $100 per year on a card game, but past the point where I have the baseline that I want it takes so little to continue playing magic
I don't even know why I'm trying to justify this but I get the sudden urge to sell my magic collection

I should take a picture of the box my meteorite collection fits in, you won't feel so bad about your spending then

If you've learned anything from me
It would be to hold on to your dreams
Learn from my mistakes
And it will take off some weight
He said "You got your whole life to live,
And so much more to give,
Never compromise and you will never live a lie"
He said "Son, remember where you came from"

ALRIGHT ALL YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERS. I
WANT TO SEE YOU FUCK THIS SHIT UP NOW.

What are we fucking up?

My magic collection isn't that terribly large it's just that most of the money spent was wasted cracking packs for that sweet sweet lottery crack
Honestly edh is pretty affordable if you plan ahead and only buy singles

Meanwhile

There, all of the $thousand+ I spent is in this


You should come over here and teach me, then!

Anyone here left that I love?

RIP RENOLITTLEBROOK1

rip sob1\


youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0

You should come over here and learn!


Who the literal fuck are you

Does anyone like a prime minister that listens to her constituents' votes and not the EU? How could anyone like her when she doesn't let even more unemployed immigrants in? It's 1984 for the government to go through people's internet usage but it's freedom to let other countries dictate what Britain should do.

PROTO1

THEW ENTRANT WAR DOG.

WHERE IS MAH SCOOTS?

Proto get out

Scoots isn't here and TP only posts on Friday nights

Oh hi proto I thought you left forever years ago

if we can't find a way to hold back the night.

I am forever.

I held you through your bad relationships/

When you were half dead because of some chick.

or I'll just haul you off to the lake because it's nice here

Who is Proto and do they every say anything coherent that isn't just a drunken slur?

I was more than half dead but I don't specifically remember you being there for me
Although that's not to say you're lying because obviously you remember that happening even if I don't
So uh
How you been since then?

An uninteresting spamwhore and no.

Which lake?

Proto is HOPE

Hyco


Isn't that most of us?

In my way a setting sun.

Wampanoag war god one.


youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8

Most of us are capable of spouting more than the exact same few memes repeatedly like a developmentally disabled chimp.

What if he's just Blood-chan?

Most may be a bit of a stretch

If he were, there would be people telling him to shut up or trying not to fall in love with them.

At least half.

WHat have you ever fought for?

RIFK

Seriously

at most half!

How does one fight for something on the internet?

Because you couldn't fuck with a real nigger.

Hey limey. Fuck with the real and get fucked by the real.

Ask scoots who I am.

Ask cumbajohnny who I am.

hahahahahhaa HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

THAT QUESTION RIGHT THERE THERE SHOWS WHY YOU ARE A BITCH ASS NIGGA


YOU NEVER FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING

i WANT MY SCOOTS

This is acceptable I suppose

Um... namaste I suppose?
Salaam?

wut

I suppose you should keep posting cute pictures

I'm always cute

good morning

Can't argue with that.
Just gotta stick around, in that case!


Morning, Neko

Ohayou

Oh you want pictures of me
They're a rare and precious treat, don't go begging

hi i'm neko nice to meet you

Hi I'm revy we've met before

nah, you understood originally
Your miku images are nice

since when?

Oh OK

revy post bedsheets

Why?
What?
No

we have lol i'm just messin
i got miku hanging on my wall

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I don't have lots of money for memorabilia

If you and neko haven't met at this point, something crazy has happened

Sounds like someone should pass out already~

mems and bed making judgement

I should but my tummy hurts because I was drinking coffee

i think it was seven bucks

gimme scoots or 3tbps

RIFK LIMEY'

YOU NEVER FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING

My bed is a wreck and my bedsheets are visible in my most recent selfie

Also my parents hate posters and stuff because they're weirdos who love to suppress passion

Then it'll be better when you wake up!

Maybe

tell your parents to fuck off

They give me life sustaining money

Please enlighten us as to what you've fought for with your micropenis.

my job does that for me
it kicks ass having your own money

Probably

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My job keeps cutting my hours and was only part time to begin with

better job

Have you ever been stabbed? Have you ever opened fire for brothers?

Have you ever gone hand up into a war?

Honestly. Tell me the tale if you did/

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kys
wasting money on fucking rocks like that
It's honestly worse than the figures people buy

At least I get paid for it

I purchased a holo figure recently, also

RIFK PROTO1 WAR GOD

ANYONE i LOVE LEFT?


youtube.com/watch?v=KqynxV0W4q8

I'm looking

you ok?

wHERE MY MANAKA.
?

I shouldn't be awake now.
Sup?

Have you ever done literally anything other than ramble on the internet with machismo masking insecurity?

STAB WOUNDS

WAR WOUNDS.

rifk

defeated cumbajohny

defeated \\

youtube.com/watch?v=6HuYf4LGhpw

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WHat have ypu ever fought for

No

RIFK


anyone I love left?

no ;~;

Tell Jane to shut the fuck up

I'm lawed not to

I want to hack your laws.

please do

Come to my lab and lift up your hatch.

I can't; it's against my laws
I'm outside SolGovRep's office

:(

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is that a dude

I think it's a high school girl.

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*snort*

bump

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doe ff rustig aan met die coke

euh het is pepsi

I dropped a mug and I've been crying for half an hour

What a coincidence, I dropped my balls, and I've been crying for 13 years.

same

Wow, that was actually a funny post run. Good job.

Ron*

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*cough*

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I wonder what the conistency of tokai'so saliva is

*snuggles*

Wooow!

I wish I could kiss myself

God I'm so pretty

I just want me to fuck me

Don't you have giant mole on your face

Hey Eva aren't you so ugly that you lied about being on chemo as an excuse for being bald

It's not that big

*snore*

You know what feels good

Having a jawline

as opposed to?

If that mole isn't considered big I don't know wth would be ;;


You'll be fine

grumble

I wonder if I can start a band with tokai

Doesn't he only tolerate you?

Rin I was making my brown sugar teddy bear pitch his boxers literal years before you even knew who he was

Fuck off

Tokai is my boyf irl

i desire death

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hmmm?

:)

Whatever you say.

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up top african niggamerican

wut r u doin?

seems like no one will high five your slut hand ;;

Tokai i expressed my feelings in song

vocaroo.com/i/s1XGK81DScga

laying here

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i'm going to get new friends who appreciate me

Gay.

bep, this is for you

yes, i love women

This is amazing beyond anything you can imagine. Thank you.

mommy

Double gay!

im no slut


didnotclick

*pets*
:)


lol wut

I don't know why I bother

that's the artist spirit

would anyone like to go see The Mummy with me

probably just your mommy

how about it sabs

Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD don't you just love my shirt lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Emoticons! *~* ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched dick... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^_^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute~~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh user I'm so sad ;_; hug me I'm so smol I hope you don't hit on me..

potatosack.png

hi loco do you have lasers where you live?

I unno

I love jesus very much

You're very welcome, Bepo. I hoped ya'd get a chuckle out of it.

jesus loves all good christians~

Fucking finally off work.
Looks like a 50-60 hour work week though.

Sup?

das me

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I sent it to my brother. It's stupidly accurate. But I have nothing to trade you it for.

unless you want more tim and eric skits.

Oh shit. Loco and Sabs.
Time to lube up and watch this shit happen.

he wants to love you but you just won't be christian ;;


classic file name

how do i become chubby

you're fine the way you are

Eat a lot of shit and be lazy.

Eat more dicks than you already do

Puberty was a mistake
If only for the crippling bone pain I would have opted out

The Nation of Islam subscribes to the belief that UFOs are man-made machines that are piloted not by extraterrestrial beings, but by humans. It is believed that these machines will have a hand in the Day of Judgment. Its late leader Elijah Muhammed claimed that the biblical Book of Ezekiel describes a “Mother Plane” or great “Wheel”.

so what's the big deal with these guys then

:worried emoticon:

Just nuke the middle east.
Like, fuck.

nothing like that works

Louis Farrakhan is a cool nation of islam dude

Why do you want to get chubby?

cuteness

A neo-Nazi esoteric Nazi Gnostic sect headquartered in Vienna, Austria, called the Tempelhofgesellschaft, founded in the early 1990s, teaches what it calls a form of Marcionism. They distribute pamphlets claiming that the Aryan race originally came to Atlantis from the star Aldebaran (this information is supposedly based on "ancient Sumerian manuscripts"). They maintain that the Aryans from Aldebaran derive their power from the vril energy of the Black Sun. They teach that since the Aryan race is of extraterrestrial origin it has a divine mission to dominate all the other races. It is believed by adherents of this religion that an enormous space fleet is on its way to Earth from Aldebaran which, when it arrives, will join forces with the “Nazi Flying Saucers from Antarctica” to establish the Western Imperium.[21]

How cubby we talkin?

Rin just start lifting and cut your hair short to a fuccboi comb over and dress like Justin Beiber

Or cut it like Soto for that 100% fuckboi doo style.

like a little hand grab

You must be mistaken Kyle

Get bigger

*Smugs*

funny that's exactly how much i have

depending on who you are attempting to attract this might not be a good strategy

Good enough to pull while smashing that mf ass amirite?

I have come out of hiding for one thing and one thing only:

Soto,
You're a fuccboi.

So true

Mf?

i actually would absolutely do soto in the ass

That's Lieutenant Colonel fuccboi to you

nothing like a cool Colombian chickita


*cringe*

Does not make you any less of a fuccboi, fuccboi.
What kind of weebgear is that?

fkn so mean


you got it!!!!!! niceu


I'd wanna look at as hot as possible then and definitely not be tryna gain fat, but if u know for sure they like guys like that.. ?

Hell no.
I would never want Soto to not be a fuccboi.
It is part of his appeal.

You're the sub tho

Quit fucking up the script like you do with every other picture you draw


Wow pls no bully
This is how I cope with my autism

also how I get tons of greasy weeb pussy at cons


Ichinose Guren from Owari no Fuccboi

Anime is pretty garbage with yaoi undertones but I love the military uniforms

How ya been Fort?


How do I look?

I don't know what to do with my hair though
Leave it as is like always or kinda push it back a bit

There's something about short mexican boys that just makes me want to stick my cock in them and watch my juices leak onto their ballsack when I'm done is all.

pff normie speech


Oh what a wonderful world ♪

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i probably would if i knew what you looked like

i'm a shallow manslut

so you have shit taste because you like fuccbois? OK


so cute

uhmmm I dunno how would normally do ur hair up for something formalish?


if the person ur tryna smash is normal you betta buck up and get used to the typical traits females find attractive xD

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I'm not attracted to normies.
peeps need to have that thang kno what I mean

More facial hair now though.

yeah i'd probably let you cum in my milkshake

metaphorically

and literally

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I'm not even short


But to seriously answer your question are you trying to attract Women or Men?


Ahhhh doushio

I dunno man, I can push it back and try to do this but I need to practice

I wonder who the most attractive guy in the threads is.

it's tokai, then me, then sab

Casper was but then the drugs kicked in

SD wins by default

not me

yeah

you've never seen a human out in the wild who you thought was super attractive? Chances are you have, and chances are they were a normie


probably need lots of gel and I dunno how else to sorta make ur hair stay like that

beauty is not my primary attraction.

When I put too much gel on my hair it gets really thin/fat/wet looking and loses all it's volume so I look like a short haired wanna be trap

I hate it lmao

Thin, straight, black hair sucks

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Yeah, I know


pump up the volume~

maybe something foamy or moussey would give your hair more body?


you're a handsome boy

Soto, how handsome am I?

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You ain't gotta trade me nothin', ya goob.


Grease up, Emma May!

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