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Making games is Hella hard.
It's a good picture.
I can make sprites and shit
expanded original artwork;
Just be lazy and put memes and shitty chiptune music in it and it'll be viewed as the next Undertale.
also stop fucking meme'ing you pants
what's up babies
probably your dick
your dick is probably up babies
only when it gets hard
When you just wanna funpost and someone points out your manhood is probably up babies
my wrists can't take it
at least it fits, right?
Ideally, mine isn't going up anyone or anything, so...
You can live in peace that you won't contaminate the human gene pool by procreating.
Hi Rin, long time, not a hater btw just a Chiri
I gotta say, destroying my broken phone with a hammer was the most satisfying thing I've done in years.
also, I'm such a perfectionist / OCD that I noticed the blue haired girl in the image has a disconcerting facial asymmetry.
now destroy your libido with scissors.
So is my cock.
But I need it to make babies and make them join the army and die for the country.
THANKS MORTY'S HALF BONER we didn't need to see
You couldn't successfully impregnate communism into a radish.
ce que j'ai dit
tokai you're almost certainly sterile
My seaman count is radically high, but I'm gay so that means little to me.
Non dico modo gallico
adopting some chinese kid isn't out of the question
on the plus side you can cum inside my cervix as many times as you like
i'm ovulating quite hard
How big a litter can you produce?
As long as you can ship them all, I feel your business enterprise will do well if your boat is adequate.
I'm sure they won't judge you on character and will accept wage compensation regardless.
non è il mio problema
can we not talk about semen
when you trade half of your cosplay at a con for a gram of cocaine and end up buying the same outfit from the same show but rank yourself up to Lieutenant Colonel
Het probleem behoeft ook geen oplossing.
Too many drugs or cons.
I'm not sure what one, but dial it back.
Ik ben blij dat je jezelf in de kont kan neuken.
dat Aki Ross
she sucks since she became a lesbian
not literally obviously
Ignore the sunflowers btw
Fanime was around the end of last month
AX is in about 4 weeks
Kon is going so I'm definitely gonna go get rekt with him
I only go hard with drugs at cons :^)
It's funny because pewee herman was once caught spewing his spermen in an adult movie theatre.
omg I meant Kimiko Ross.
yeah the series is meh now
yo take a look at those gay ass sunflowers
Pay for me to go to AX.
lol I thought you were going
I'll fucking fight both of you
People like me should not be permitted to procreate, lest my mental health contaminate future generations.
Hulla, I'm aware.
It's still a nice picture.
Imperfections aside, I really like the artwork.
soto you couldn't fight a dakimakura.
true, it's still good art; and like humans art can be both imperfect and beautiful at the same time.
whatcha gonna do, strike some gay pose?
5 foot, 4 inch tall Mexican
rin, you are also sterile.
What is this fascination you trannies have with impregnating women. you can't. stop.
don't be such a prude
damn everyone is still the same. karp looks older, still laughs at everything that fucking aussie cunt says, ethanol is still gay as fuck. soto is still weak sauce living in his parents' garage.
He's not on HRT so he's not to the shrunken prune yet.
But Dakimuras are for fucking not fighting
boi don't make me go over there and cum inside your butt
add six more inches and you're good :^)
You still can't win, can you.
Wait. Colbs is just under six feet tall and he's like half a foot taller than you.
Build Chiri's pizza:
sauce selection: pizza sauce, bbq, alfredo, garlic parmesan, ranch
toppings (choose 4)
pepperoni, sausage, ham, beef, bacon, brooklyn pepperoni, chicken, philly steak
banana peppers, green pepper, pineapple, tomato, spinach, black olives, mushroom, onion, jalapeno, red pepper
the last time, someone got me an all-pepper pizza and it was good.
but I felt they were trying to trick me, not knowing my capsaicin tolerance.
Moved and went broke again.
My last job laid off about 200 people. So I had to make changes.
good moooooooorning ichigooooooooooooooooooooooo
took too long, chose my own toppings.
someone else brings up the idea of a tranny contaminating the gene pool
I'm the one with the fascination
how do you feel about someone standing in a parking space to hold the spot for someone else
I would just inch into the parking spot until my bumper is physically touching them.
who the fuck stands around in a parking lot
Ram the fucker.
I backed into the spot, but without touching them, waited for them to move, then when I walked away they keyed my car.
I don't feel like I did anything wrong, why is my car keyed?
What did you expect
Sorry I'm not used to dealing with autistic people.
I've acted like I was going to run into people that refuse to cross the road properly.
Do what you should always do when sketchy people are around your car: just use your phone to video them as you're walking away or whatever. A family member lives in a ghetto part of town that I've done that if I thought anything would probably happen to my car. Won't do much but the cops are good about using social media to at least spread it.
yeah I'll have to do that next time.
oh well, lesson learned, people are shitty.
I use to lie in the road when they poured new asphalt at night, but that was in a town that rarely had traffic.
So, I was trying to hold a parking space for my friend earlier, when some arsehole backed into me.
I keyed his car.
Though I've also keyed people's cars, slashed their tires, and just straight up kicked off their side mirrors. I was usually intoxicated during this but still.
Why would anyone do this?
Back when I was a kid the town was having new roads put down. The asphalt was still warm the next few days so I'd go and lay on it.
That's still odd. Asphalt is weird and just keeps remelting and bonding with traffic, heat, etc. It's nasty.
I didn't back into them though, I just pulled partially into the spot and waited.
Post shitty animal based puns instead.
I liked it because you would have tar bubbles months latter when it got hot that we would stomp like bubble wrap. Our shoes got covered in tar and picked up rocks.
My grandfather had the bright idea to seal his driveway with asphalt in goddamn Texas. So it's just fucking everywhere at this point.
We only had to deal with it a few months a year. They threw some gravel over it and called it good.
I loved fucking up wet cement as a kid.
Back on the main road in my home town they have a 4 foot tall cement walk way and the road is sunk in. All of us kids put out hands in it when it got put in.
You ever just stand in the middle of the road when there's no traffic and realise how rarely you get that point of view
They encouraged us to do it when they put in a new playground at the elementary school.
I live relatively close to downtown in a major metropolitan area and it's a ghost town at night to the point I even have gone on late jogs through it. It's eerie.
No. Because I lived in a town that I walked from one end to the other without seeing a damn car go by so I saw that all the time.
Did you leave your hand print on your teachers ass too?
I'm not gonna lie, I had a major crush on the elementary teacher there since it was the year that school opened.
She also was my best friend's mom.
It's dead, Jim.
I had a crush on someone in kindergarten.
It were a classmate.
JIKO JIKO JIKO JIKOOOOOO
Isn't spam a bannable offense?
IT'S NOT SPAM...
I'm literally trying to get his attention
I LOVE YOU JIKO
Que onda Jiko
YOU BEST BE POSTING LOLI UP IN THIS BITCH
I'll try fam
hai subtle. I was actually hoping you'd come in
Oh great. More Mexicans.
Man, you pressed Q. You are so good at that game.
I was hoping u'd give me anime to watch. im looking at sol drama romance comedy somewhere near that genre
just gimmi something gud
Kimi no na wa
Didn't I tell you to watch that?
wait is there a decent torrent out
it's also airing in portland near me at like 8:30, but id rather torrent it. link?
wtf nyaa is alive again?
Uh-huh, it wasn't long before a back-up was made
damn I need to lurk /a/ more or something.. I always miss the news.
June 6, 2017
(COMITIA119) [Nikomi Omurice (Mush)] It's okay, even if it's a lie. [English] [Maple Leaf Scans]
(Puniket 35) [Yumesaki Annai Kairanban (Hiro Hiroki)] Maji Yaba Puni Dra-tengoku (Kobayashi-san-chi no Maid Dragon) [English] [ATF]
Between Philias and Eros Ch 2
KimiAetara 5 (QC)
Murmurs in the Background - Betrayal - Imgur
Video Rental Shop
[peachpulsar (Mira)] Cutie Beast ch1 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)
[ZINFANDEL (ひゅらさん)] 微睡みの記憶の中で (東方Project) [DL版]
[あるたな (薙派)] First contact ～the first volume～ (東方Project) [DL版]
[あるたな (薙派)] First contact ～the second volume～ (東方Project) [DL版]
Feels good to play Titan Fall with my brother again.
Wicked Squishy Dragon Heaven
Don't go full Ui/pedo.
I'll go full Bebop
Is that what you guys call it these days?
I can't wait to see you start talking about making hundreds of thousands of dollars on the stock market.
mfw this children's toy is illegal in upsidedown land
who r u mysterious user?
It's a mystery!
tfw mom got a pool, so now you can cool off while waiting for time to put the AC on
So what do you look like in a bathing suit?
pls fkn no
Just let it happen
I just get in with shorts and a shirt like any normal person, it's a backyard inflatable pool
I almost thought you were Korone for a sec but you're not even a Lithuanian trap
Oh damn I missed it? Soto ya fag.
so our spoiler image is supposed to be TP right?
Nigga thats old af
Like 2013/2014 old
oh yeah, i get them mixed up some times
Is that what normal people do?
holy fuck that image
I came back just to say yo to this dood
You'd love my fb feed then
Yes, yes I guess I would.
곡해 oppai sama
Guns are funs
Gotta get used to both eyes open on 5x+ though, still a bit disorienting.
I had a dream and in of the parts was like a shooting range where I had to practice shooting the living dead.
Aww yis. ty
Zombie targets are super popular for getting people into guns
I dunno why really though; I'd hate using the difficulty of feedback
It was to prepare me for like.. this zombie-vrs-zombie gang war in the city. Or it was a riot or something.
What even happens in them
It was training him to fight the communists. They're kinda like zombies in a way.
Dunno, kinda sounds like they might be the commies with their gun laws
In the end, there was like some tsunami flood thing and everyone was trying to build ships and fight for survival. Then pirates.. undead pirates.
Better Red than Natsoc Cucks
Nazis and Commies are both shit.
national and socialism by themselves aren't all that bad
sup dood, yo to ya as well broski.
does anyone actually like threesa may
No young people ^^
liek she looks pretty stylish but all the stuff she says is pretty dumb
Is it dead?
Well fuck, fix it!
Does this work again?
Yay Ouroboros is back online so now I don't have to suffer through using the website on mobile
Also I went to a birthday party and won at smash and Mario party but lost at CAH and Mario Kart
Did Soto go nini or is he just lazy?
I think it works
Should've played that mario kart game where you have to finish a beer by the time you finish each lap
Only two of us were actually of age because we're all college bums so we had one bottle of wine between the four of us
And I spent money on magic cards because I like edh but all my magic friends are gone for the summer and IDK if I have time for going to the comic shop edh night
Although, soon I won't have to answer to anyone about how I spend my time as long as I continue to work and such so I might as well if it fits my schedule
That would be fun, a good way to get yourself in regularly with a group of people over there.
I am thinking about doing something along those lines in albuqueruque, but I am so lame that I don't actually know any communities I would fit into.
Do you play magic?
If only, I was thinking more along the lines of D&D, but with some group run out of a shop like that.
I spend way too much money on meteorites for magic
If only, I was thinking more along the lines of D&D, but with some group run out of a shop like that.
I spend way too much money on meteorites for magic
I'd recommend making friends before trying to find a D&D group
Is it not possible to delete posts now?
Which is the issue, gotta get a foot in the door somewhere
otherwise, I will just spend all my time either in the lab or somewhere like here
But like, magic is really only terribly expensive if you play competitive modern or standard, and calculate your total investment at once.
Like, over the past six years I've probably spent several hundred dollars on a children's card game
But you can easily spend a couple hundred dollars at once on some other useless shit like clothes or memorabilia or whatever it is people spend their excess money on
Drugs I guess?
But like, with EDH there's a point where you build a deck and if you don't go too hardcore, you'll only ever spend a few dollars a year on improving or upgrading the deck
Sure that's a couple hundred dollar investment at minimum but just don't be one of those insane people who drop thousands on their hobby
I have spent somewhere between $300 and $500 on 5-ish pieces totaling around 10-20 grams of a single meteorite
I have a problem
Like I have to admit
I have three edh decks and one modern deck and they're all between $150 and $200
But I didn't drop all that cash at once on all of them, they're the product of like 6 years of building up a mostly useless collection and some spot investments
Although I must admit that averages to at least $100 per year on a card game, but past the point where I have the baseline that I want it takes so little to continue playing magic
I don't even know why I'm trying to justify this but I get the sudden urge to sell my magic collection
I should take a picture of the box my meteorite collection fits in, you won't feel so bad about your spending then
If you've learned anything from me
It would be to hold on to your dreams
Learn from my mistakes
And it will take off some weight
He said "You got your whole life to live,
And so much more to give,
Never compromise and you will never live a lie"
He said "Son, remember where you came from"
ALRIGHT ALL YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERS. I
WANT TO SEE YOU FUCK THIS SHIT UP NOW.
What are we fucking up?
My magic collection isn't that terribly large it's just that most of the money spent was wasted cracking packs for that sweet sweet lottery crack
Honestly edh is pretty affordable if you plan ahead and only buy singles
There, all of the $thousand+ I spent is in this
You should come over here and teach me, then!
Anyone here left that I love?
You should come over here and learn!
Who the literal fuck are you
Does anyone like a prime minister that listens to her constituents' votes and not the EU? How could anyone like her when she doesn't let even more unemployed immigrants in? It's 1984 for the government to go through people's internet usage but it's freedom to let other countries dictate what Britain should do.
THEW ENTRANT WAR DOG.
WHERE IS MAH SCOOTS?
Proto get out
Scoots isn't here and TP only posts on Friday nights
Oh hi proto I thought you left forever years ago
if we can't find a way to hold back the night.
I am forever.
I held you through your bad relationships/
When you were half dead because of some chick.
or I'll just haul you off to the lake because it's nice here
Who is Proto and do they every say anything coherent that isn't just a drunken slur?
I was more than half dead but I don't specifically remember you being there for me
Although that's not to say you're lying because obviously you remember that happening even if I don't
How you been since then?
An uninteresting spamwhore and no.
Proto is HOPE
Isn't that most of us?
In my way a setting sun.
Wampanoag war god one.
Most of us are capable of spouting more than the exact same few memes repeatedly like a developmentally disabled chimp.
What if he's just Blood-chan?
Most may be a bit of a stretch
If he were, there would be people telling him to shut up or trying not to fall in love with them.
At least half.
WHat have you ever fought for?
at most half!
How does one fight for something on the internet?
Because you couldn't fuck with a real nigger.
Hey limey. Fuck with the real and get fucked by the real.
Ask scoots who I am.
Ask cumbajohnny who I am.
THAT QUESTION RIGHT THERE THERE SHOWS WHY YOU ARE A BITCH ASS NIGGA
YOU NEVER FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING
i WANT MY SCOOTS
This is acceptable I suppose
Um... namaste I suppose?
chromium mysteriously losing tabs with no reference to them in the closed tabs menu
I suppose you should keep posting cute pictures
I'm always cute
Can't argue with that.
Just gotta stick around, in that case!
Oh you want pictures of me
They're a rare and precious treat, don't go begging
hi i'm neko nice to meet you
Hi I'm revy we've met before
nah, you understood originally
Your miku images are nice
Oh OK <3
I thought we had but my brain is jelly <3
revy post bedsheets
we have lol i'm just messin
i got miku hanging on my wall
le internet tough guy
I don't have lots of money for memorabilia
If you and neko haven't met at this point, something crazy has happened
Sounds like someone should pass out already~
mems and bed making judgement
I should but my tummy hurts because I was drinking coffee
i think it was seven bucks
gimme scoots or 3tbps
YOU NEVER FOUGHT FOR ANYTHING
My bed is a wreck and my bedsheets are visible in my most recent selfie
Also my parents hate posters and stuff because they're weirdos who love to suppress passion
Then it'll be better when you wake up!
tell your parents to fuck off
They give me life sustaining money
Please enlighten us as to what you've fought for with your micropenis.
my job does that for me
it kicks ass having your own money
My job keeps cutting my hours and was only part time to begin with
Have you ever been stabbed? Have you ever opened fire for brothers?
Have you ever gone hand up into a war?
Honestly. Tell me the tale if you did/
tfw neko does not come to you first thing when they wake up and ask for pancakes
TFW Neko doesn't acknowledge your existence beyond the occasional "kill yourself"
wasting money on fucking rocks like that
It's honestly worse than the figures people buy
At least I get paid for it
I purchased a holo figure recently, also
wHERE MY MANAKA.
I shouldn't be awake now.
Have you ever done literally anything other than ramble on the internet with machismo masking insecurity?
WHat have ypu ever fought for
anyone I love left?
Tell Jane to shut the fuck up
I'm lawed not to
I want to hack your laws.
Come to my lab and lift up your hatch.
I can't; it's against my laws
I'm outside SolGovRep's office
is that a dude
I think it's a high school girl.
when the piano that fancy
when the Rem too big
doe ff rustig aan met die coke
euh het is pepsi
I dropped a mug and I've been crying for half an hour
What a coincidence, I dropped my balls, and I've been crying for 13 years.
Wow, that was actually a funny post run. Good job.
I wonder what the conistency of tokai'so saliva is
I wish I could kiss myself
God I'm so pretty
I just want me to fuck me
Don't you have giant mole on your face
Hey Eva aren't you so ugly that you lied about being on chemo as an excuse for being bald
It's not that big
You know what feels good
Having a jawline
as opposed to?
If that mole isn't considered big I don't know wth would be ;;
You'll be fine
I wonder if I can start a band with tokai
Doesn't he only tolerate you?
Rin I was making my brown sugar teddy bear pitch his boxers literal years before you even knew who he was
Tokai is my boyf irl
i desire death
Whatever you say.
up top african niggamerican
wut r u doin?
seems like no one will high five your slut hand ;;
i'm going to get new friends who appreciate me
bep, this is for you
yes, i love women
This is amazing beyond anything you can imagine. Thank you.
im no slut
I don't know why I bother
that's the artist spirit
would anyone like to go see The Mummy with me
probably just your mommy
how about it sabs
Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD don't you just love my shirt lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Emoticons! *~* ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched dick... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^_^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute
~~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh user I'm so sad ;_; hug me I'm so smol I hope you don't hit on me..
hi loco do you have lasers where you live?
I love jesus very much
You're very welcome, Bepo. I hoped ya'd get a chuckle out of it.
jesus loves all good christians~
Fucking finally off work.
Looks like a 50-60 hour work week though.
tfw jesus doesn't love you
I sent it to my brother. It's stupidly accurate. But I have nothing to trade you it for.
unless you want more tim and eric skits.
Oh shit. Loco and Sabs.
Time to lube up and watch this shit happen.
he wants to love you but you just won't be christian ;;
classic file name
how do i become chubby
you're fine the way you are
Eat a lot of shit and be lazy.
Eat more dicks than you already do
Puberty was a mistake
If only for the crippling bone pain I would have opted out
The Nation of Islam subscribes to the belief that UFOs are man-made machines that are piloted not by extraterrestrial beings, but by humans. It is believed that these machines will have a hand in the Day of Judgment. Its late leader Elijah Muhammed claimed that the biblical Book of Ezekiel describes a “Mother Plane” or great “Wheel”.
so what's the big deal with these guys then
Just nuke the middle east.
nothing like that works
Louis Farrakhan is a cool nation of islam dude
Why do you want to get chubby?
A neo-Nazi esoteric Nazi Gnostic sect headquartered in Vienna, Austria, called the Tempelhofgesellschaft, founded in the early 1990s, teaches what it calls a form of Marcionism. They distribute pamphlets claiming that the Aryan race originally came to Atlantis from the star Aldebaran (this information is supposedly based on "ancient Sumerian manuscripts"). They maintain that the Aryans from Aldebaran derive their power from the vril energy of the Black Sun. They teach that since the Aryan race is of extraterrestrial origin it has a divine mission to dominate all the other races. It is believed by adherents of this religion that an enormous space fleet is on its way to Earth from Aldebaran which, when it arrives, will join forces with the “Nazi Flying Saucers from Antarctica” to establish the Western Imperium.
How cubby we talkin?
Rin just start lifting and cut your hair short to a fuccboi comb over and dress like Justin Beiber
Or cut it like Soto for that 100% fuckboi doo style.
like a little hand grab
You must be mistaken Kyle
funny that's exactly how much i have
depending on who you are attempting to attract this might not be a good strategy
Good enough to pull while smashing that mf ass amirite?
I have come out of hiding for one thing and one thing only:
You're a fuccboi.
i actually would absolutely do soto in the ass
That's Lieutenant Colonel fuccboi to you
nothing like a cool Colombian chickita
Does not make you any less of a fuccboi, fuccboi.
What kind of weebgear is that?
fkn so mean
you got it!!!!!! niceu
I'd wanna look at as hot as possible then and definitely not be tryna gain fat, but if u know for sure they like guys like that.. ?
I would never want Soto to not be a fuccboi.
It is part of his appeal.
You're the sub tho
Quit fucking up the script like you do with every other picture you draw
Wow pls no bully
This is how I cope with my autism
also how I get tons of greasy weeb pussy at cons
Ichinose Guren from Owari no Fuccboi
Anime is pretty garbage with yaoi undertones but I love the military uniforms
How ya been Fort?
How do I look?
I don't know what to do with my hair though
Leave it as is like always or kinda push it back a bit
There's something about short mexican boys that just makes me want to stick my cock in them and watch my juices leak onto their ballsack when I'm done is all.
pff normie speech
Oh what a wonderful world ♪
TFW Loco never will lust for you
i probably would if i knew what you looked like
i'm a shallow manslut
so you have shit taste because you like fuccbois? OK
uhmmm I dunno how would normally do ur hair up for something formalish?
if the person ur tryna smash is normal you betta buck up and get used to the typical traits females find attractive xD
I'm not attracted to normies.
peeps need to have that thang kno what I mean
More facial hair now though.
yeah i'd probably let you cum in my milkshake
I'm not even short
But to seriously answer your question are you trying to attract Women or Men?
I dunno man, I can push it back and try to do this but I need to practice
I wonder who the most attractive guy in the threads is.
it's tokai, then me, then sab
Casper was but then the drugs kicked in
SD wins by default
you've never seen a human out in the wild who you thought was super attractive? Chances are you have, and chances are they were a normie
probably need lots of gel and I dunno how else to sorta make ur hair stay like that
beauty is not my primary attraction.
lots of gel
When I put too much gel on my hair it gets really thin/fat/wet looking and loses all it's volume so I look like a short haired wanna be trap
I hate it lmao
Thin, straight, black hair sucks
Yeah, I know
pump up the volume~
maybe something foamy or moussey would give your hair more body?
you're a handsome boy <3
Soto, how handsome am I?
You ain't gotta trade me nothin', ya goob.
Grease up, Emma May!