Lazy Cunts

Lazy Cunts

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Actually i'm just lazy.

Yeah

dont blame the game for your own disgusting casulness

dark souls 2 is a heaping pile of shit

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is this your mom

time for slep

nini

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Nini

cherish this

porn is really just to help me get started then I just think about fucking my ex or something

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Disgusting

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not bad tbh

i just think about being held, really. losing myself in my lover's hair.

face it, dark souls 2 is pure shit compared to dark souls 1

Just start over and stop being shit

maybe you just suck at dark souls 2

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Why do you have dreams about Ioco

for PvE its mediocre, not terrible but not good either. Dark Souls 2 was a PvP game.

also stop bitching about difficulty, this isnt skyrim you fucking plebian.

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yan teach me how to matlab, apparently i cant operate nntool properly

Better than having someone and losing them

+ is for addition which makes bigger numbers
- is for subtraction which makes smaller numbers

got it so far?

why do people defend this

this is fucking retarded

game is 100% pure trash without multiplayer, because I essentially NEED it in order to get humanity back, but I can't play online

least i have tranny porn and videogames

Swedish fish is a mess

You literally do not deserve love

Is this loser hour? LOL

tokai why don't you go pretend not to have a penis

apparently nntool only takes one input source but it also wont take a 2D array of inputs

no, thats not how this works

when fighting bosses, understand that you will be dragging your limp corpse to the fight over and over again til you learn how to play like someone who isnt a faggot and can beat it with whatever youve got.

Also I'm not going to hit Ben up on FB and just be like "Hey your ex told me to ask for pics of his hips"

It's your fault for losing that much humanity.
It sounds like an ungodly amount.
It's also your fault for not being able to play online, like God intended.

You can though

I quit crossdressing

Just use nnstart.

dark souls 2 was made immensely better by co-op tbh

pics

no, i have a simple process outline and i want to learn what im doing wrong

That's extremely inconsiderate and lewd.

Triggers

You're using nntool instead of nnstart.

tbh

Tokais girly bulge

Shut up potato

it's like you don't want to see my butthole

and?

I fell so much in love with someone, but the second we got out of the hospital she turned on me, started yelling at me, treating me like shit, never letting me touch her or hold her hand or even lean on her shoulder

she laid in bed with me once but I couldn't hold her. I had the thing I wanted for essentially my entire life RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, LITERALLY IN ARMS REACH, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE IT

then she went back to the hospital and turns out she was pregnant and that was the last straw for me, I couldn't deal with it anymore so I backed out

a week later after some thinking I decided "fuck it" and tried to get back with her but she wouldn't listen to me at all

there's a reason I've only been having casual sex for the last year

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it's a love story for the ages

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wat

ok I was kidding, this is me
I converted

Shame swedish fish doesn't kill themselves

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You're better off w.o her, she clearly has problems..
And you're only young so it's dumb to think you won't have the opportunity again

I don't even care anymore

there is a way to respawn them if you aren't retarded

Hey subtle my gf killed herself

comfort me?

eh

I don't think you understand

she's the only person that's ever even shown any interest in me (pretty sure scarlet doesn't count)

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Only out of morbid curiousity tbh
I'm pretty sure you have a very distinct freckle or a mole or something on your butt

Shame scarlet didn't stab swedish over ravioligate

sometimes when a stranger approaches me I pretend to not speak the language and slur some chinese sounds.

on my face

probably should have shown up for that lab after all

if you cant find someone to suck your cock then chances are the reason for that is you live in a cave, go do things.

what if they speak chink though?

Please don't

scarlet's a little bitch that plays with a knife all the time but wouldn't crumble like a little bitch if you slap her hard enough

no the birthmark is on my face

who the fuck speaks chink

Moles aren't birthmarks
I actually have a birthmark on my face.

can one be a thing and also be like a thing? i would think that in order to qualify for being like a thing some quality has to separate you from it.

chinks do

Post it

this is arizona

and I was born and raise in the area of seattle

if I go outside during the summer I get heat rashes

I have online dating profiles but that's the most I can do

I meant would

fucking brain

ay buh dey don live ere do dey

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god I love myself

stop taking drugs

zoop

It's literally in the middle of my face.
Covers my entire philtrum.

gorram psych meds making me typos and whatnot

how the fuck does this work?

apply sun lotion

speak english

smirked/10

I'm looking at a picture of you and I don't see it.

heat rashes have nothing to do with UV rays you god damn retard

you people think I make this shit up but I don't. that's the joke.

ive no fucking clue what they are, never had them

buh dis is anglosaxo

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it itches like a bitch and you get pimples fucking all over

how fix sleepy leg

The joke is loco

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so wear less clothes?

fap

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please kill me

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

go sunbathe in a bikini til you get one

Just here to let you know that I have stopped being a faggot and lost 20 pounds. Leaving imageboards was a great idea. I am off again for another little while, I hope all you do good in my absence.

it doesn't even look like a birthmark

I think drinking bleach wouldn't kill me a little bit faster

Good luck with the progress

republican jews

dumbo
dumb
aaaand
no

WHERE

its like you dont want cute girls to wonder whats under it

*pet*

every'ghwere
TO THE KNESSET

glom

REEEEEEEEEEEE

glom?

I have a cousin who accidentally is an Israeli.
pregnant mom was just staying over.
imagine that.

jew by accident

glob

How disgusting

wat

Well you think moles are birthmarks so what do you know.
I'll take a better pic later.

my family is super racemixing.
I also got an Ethiopian cousin.

yawn

Why would you do this?

To make kids like me question their ethnicity

tokai pls

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post pure white dick

Hihi threaders~!

pls wat

post your cute donger

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additionally this

His dick is brown.

you wanna see mine?

Disgusting
Races should never be mixed
White purity

ETHIOPIAN DONGER WEW

well, that wasnt what i meant in that post, but sure

I wish I had an asian friend who I could glare at and he'd nod and we'd be like the asian gang understanding the struggle it brings.

but ur yew

oh.. oh..

well nevermind then ;3c

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Yeah, but white.

elma you seem horny today

white yew

bepis

Jew is the whitest race

oooh!

m-maybe.

N-nuuu >//

too dirty

it's arizona

the only time your dick is clean is straight out of the shower

more like slightest race
self five

needs more skirt

elma dong would help brighten the day

Lol

Time for sleep

Later tokai

idkkkkkkkk

sleep well scooterdooter

gross

c'mere so I can fuck you for 12 hours straight

you look hot in this pic

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this but L shaped

whodat?

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Heya Moogs

needs more dick tbh

suh

msg me on discord, pleb

hihi

fish

whats your discord?

or are you on yans?

buhbai

Ooh! Hi fish!

Elmagination Station#1748

yo

What's new diggy?

You don't seem very talkative tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRHNi3QfFlE

bump

Osu maps over 3 minutes long are a sin

cutepost

I'm too fat to cutepost

post anyway

That hair though.

Ooooh!

me too :/

bitch you're a twig

I rinsed out all the manic panic vampire red and bleached my hair but it didn't completely fade

you don't understand elma, I'm legit obese now

fucking psych meds were a mistake

lets see some ass

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you can do better

I need to lose weight

once I move out of my mom's it's aushwitz mode for me, no food in the house, and I gotta bike 5 miles to pick up food, and I can only pick up 1000 cals at a time

needs less panties

speaking from experience, if you try cycling on such a massive calorie defect you may wind up passing out at some point

what the duck

good, maybe I can pass out and run into oncoming traffic and finally feel the sweet release of death

post dick and dark souls 2 build

you laugh, but i nearly blacked out on a railway crossing once

nevermind, it did come with crack I just didn't realize

even better, if a train hits me there's no chance i'm coming back

I'm a closet scene girl so I actually really like it.

pls

what class should I be for DS3?

knight is pretty legit

always wanted to be a pyromancer in DS1 though

is magic decent in DS3?

Go dex
Knock the guy off the cliff and get the ninja sword

no, its fucking terrible
also quality is the best build type in 3

aw man, pyromancy was fun as a side weapon in DS1

Ne, Rin

guess I'm being a boring ass wanderer again

seriously, get the knight and use the mace the second you get the chance to, poise isnt a thing in 3, but you can get it from weapon arts

Nani?

*hug*

Genki desu ka?

oh boy, can't wait for staggercancer

blogposting make bred ded

hmph

use hyperarmour, or git gud at parrying

meow

I could have told you that x_x

Genki.

Yourself?

10/10 - IGN

Less than genki I suppose :c

Want to talk about it?
What's up?

If you don't mind
Mm.. exam stress for tomorrow, and it's been a while since I've seen my family so solitude is getting to me I think

You're stressing over exams?

But you're so smart; it's basically in the bag?
I do kinda get the solitude, or loneliness.

THE LONELINESSS

THE WOE

OH, THE AGONY~ ~

oops

more butt pics

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Every time :3

Pff.. I'm not smart but I'd like to think I've got the hang of it now. Still it's emotionally draining. Especially like, when it's the 7th year in a row you have exams to deal with.
You have people right? I'm seeing family on the weekend, it just sucked today since I declined friends to focus on studying

I'll every your time.

You know what you know, and it's really nice when I need that kind of knowledge.

I understand that. Even when you know you've got it and you're going to ace everything it's just like "Wow. This is 30% of my grade."

Kind of, yeah.
I wouldn't sweat it too much, friends gotta know that, especially around exam time, y'just gotta be sure, right?

sigh...

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You mean like anime stuff? ^^

Lol I wish I was still in a position where I could know I was going to ace stuff. From high school to uni that feeling definitely went away. Tomorrow is 50% of my grade too..

Good, you deserve them.
Yeah, and really they would only get annoyed at me if I was doing stuff with them instead of working. At least we have dnd tomorrow

WHICH ONE OF YOU CUCKS TOLD BLIZZARD TO GIVE MEI THE HARUHI SUZUMIYA DANCE?

You already have mine.

u_u

wat is wrong

Hmm.
I'm sure there's other stuff I could ask you, but yes.

Wau, I'm sorry. I guess the difficulty does kind of ramp up.
And that's a huge weighting on the exam.
Though, I guess it makes sense.

Well, thank you. It's kind of nice to hear that, and I'm glad you think it.
You deserve to have people too~

Nerrrrrrd.

Don't be like that, bby

just feeling sad.

be like what

you always are

I'm having a lot of fun with this, Rin.

I'm not even taking sides, so I don't understand how he thinks I can be wrong.

Because you aren't taking his side so you are obviously against him.

I don't even care if I'm right. I just like pissing him off.

:(

see?

Pic reminds me I get to see my cats again :3

It's fine! My fault for basically choosing hard mode uni/degree/modules. "Done" after tomorrow so I have that to look forward to~

Shh. It's my first time playing a spell-user and it's complicated, so much choice for cantrips and stuff.

Nice~

Good work, Subtoe.
You're going to nail it, and the girl too.

What edition, and what class?

hello

Cute catgirl.

hmph

hmph you

Thanks :3

5e, and sorcerer

Nice desuyone.
Which archtype?

If you mean alignment then chaotic good ^^
I should've gone with evil tbh

Post nekos

I meant, like
Draconic Heritage or Wild Magic?

Ohhh
Wild magic
It fit better with my backstory, and seemed fun

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which one is me

My one friend was playing a dragonborn draconic heritage, and I was ribbing her for it so hard.

We actually started making jokes, like
your dm never rolls the wild magic table because, while you think that's your archtype, it isn't and you're a frickin' dragonborn, come on.

Me and you in the back

Sup Freefree how'sit going?

lol we look high af

RIP

Wow you bullies :c

A-...
are you a dragonborn wild magic sorcerer?

High elf, I don't wanna have scales

I've got some bad news for you

Fair enough.

I-I'm not racist or anything
It's just a preference

I bet you're a girl too.

Wrong~
My friends wouldn't let me get away without doing a voice if that was the case :^)

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God, this place is slow.

wut up its that boy

traps and owlfuckers killed it

Oh shit waddup.

wot?

Nothing much. Chilling before bed.

squash and mugi

Voice me some femSubtoe.

Having the power to ruin threads for people simply by being here is great.

you ruin my days just by being alive

Same. I should be sleeping now tbh.

Oh.

No way, your voice is fem enough for the both of us :3

why did it post like that
this website is pure trash

Go sleep.

Okay.

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I've seen that commercial before m8

apparently 1 million neurons per layer is a lot

1 pet per qt is a lot

wut

i once heard snails only have 3 neurons in their brain, how the fuck they accomplish anything i dont know

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that's not even best fetish though

Oshiete Kiss Me Teach Me Kiss Me

my headphones sound shittier than i remember them being

Kiss kiss fall in love

What would be the best?

GJ

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yan, why are str weapons in 3 so shit?

You say this, but then I have to remind you of Paired Swords, Door Shields, Great Clubs, The almighty Straight Sword, Black Knight Greataxe, Yhorm's Great Machete, Fume UGayS, etc.

technically quality
actually legit good
decent
quality
mediocre
mediocre when not ganking
utterly pathetic compared to other UGS' for the stats

i mean, where is the smelter hammer of dark souls 3?

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I am home from conveyor belt sushi

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post sushi dick

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It's Mourne's you twat

Do you get those nasty sushi burps too?

Or is that just me when I go full fatass and get all you can eat?

never experienced this before

then again I'm not 21 and haven't drank while eating sushi before

no its not

just buy it

I will when I get my neetbux and it's on super sale

make sure you grab the DLC too, the ringed city is top tier but you wont get as much out of it without the ashes of ariandel, as they link together.

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Yes the fuck it is
That thing is huge and it has the range of a fucking bow

eh, theyll just discount it, its not like 1 where it wasnt out on PC before the updated version, or 2 where they made improvements to the engine and re-released it with DLC bundled in.

does mournes look anything like as majestic as this?
does it require 70 str to use in one hand?
does it have an amazing moveset like this?
is it the hardest hitting pure str weapon in the game?
can you powerstance it with 99 str?

shut up faggot

yo wassup i'm back and i'm drunk wassup

no

sup drunk wellams
post butt

[tripcode:activate,bitch]

oh and on the topic of sushi dear holy fuck I'd never gotten wasabi under my tongue before and I died a little bit

ahoy

oldie but goodie? idfk

SOUPPPPPPPP?

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welma butt is always good

press dualshock against prostate and intimately feel how terrible at dark souls you are

Flatterer~

i prefer the term "appreciator"

also yan send me an invite to your discord again pls

Even after all this time~

its not like ive been staring at your butt for 5 years straight
or is it 6 ive been around these breads for now?

I like to think that's the case lol

Five going on six for me^^

omg so my gf finally gave the greenlight for bloodplay and got some surgical blades even

thoughts concerns comments?

too much of a good thing and all that, 5 years looking at nothing but even the greatest of butts would be enough to drive a man mad

yeah, probably about 5 then, i think i came around i summer 2013 iirc

wait no, 2012

you lucky cunt

what is it with this place and bloodplay?

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:(

i enjoy different qualities from my monstergrills

putting ears/wings/tails and calling it a monstergirl a best

what if we made a creature whos every hole doubles as both a mouth and a sex organ?

why must u defile monster girls

hi elma

did i mention its kind of asexual as far as biology goes?

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Thanks for responding Elma

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yan requested guro

Yo Soto

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I have that one too

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I only have the one yan. I lied.

my pc got wiped of all my porn. its on other hard drive

decist

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*desist

Well now I just look dumb

who did I even get this yuno folder from? I dont remember it was so long ago.

It's not mine

Maybe Bern?

I remember when I thought posting gore and edgy pictures made me a cool kid also. I don't miss being 14.

whoever gave it to me put this in there too

1209 images

I was only sharing.

Well that one is mine.

GANBARIMASU!

Is that from the new series/short/spinoff from CG this season?

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Yeah it was in the new short this week :3c

I thought it was urs... just dont remember how I got it. I dont think you handed it over.

hey soto do you have any family in north carolina?

bye yan

i feel like i should put more into this barebones analysis but i cant be fucked

Mine are all numbered a specific way except for a few.

Me, his waifu

How the fuck are you going to do that curly side pony tail anyways?

IT WAS MEANT TO BE

Man, you better shout out Ganbarimasu at AN
I'll be disappoint if you dont

How did you find them

wtf man

This kid sounds like he has no braincells from smoking weed.

Hard thing to accomplish really.

that's mighty impressive

i delivered a sandwich to someone named Jorge Soto in the UNCG area
probably 5'7 or so and a bit chubby

probably

Y'all niggas don't even know how nasty that shit tastes

Props to Ikt to being able to take a fat ass bong rip and still drink the bong water too

Revy that's where I went to school and it's like 2 hours away.

wat

brb shower/beat my meat

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think about me~

Meow meow meow.

Think about lolis

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dont we all?

i mean most have you have seen my butt

fuck arizona

too bad thats pretty much the extent of what ive seen

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sit naked and bathe yourself with a sponge and a bucket of cold water

I mean the water is still hot

didn't i post that picture of when i went swimming naked in february?

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butt, tummy, and towel pics are all ive seen

the cold water is hot?

soto has it

nice cock

you dont?

"cold" tap water in a jug
three ice trays of ice inside it
still warm

im tired, nini

time to hop off satans dick and go for a walk maybe?

night fgt

morning fgt

How's Ray?

oh
nini

where the fuck is this momentum variable in the configuration?

not on my computer but i'm sure soto saved it

*feminine penis

3"

for real?

ill maybe poke soto for it in a bit then

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i don't know if it's possible to give you an erect measurement

you dont get boners?

not unless i get particularly turned on which i don't foresee happening anytime soon, i just grabbed a measuring tape and checked to make the joke

so you measured soft?

HRT people often do not get erections anymore

what else am i going to do?
jokes have a half life

Grab it and pull it as hard as you can then measure :^)

post lewd stuff

Get a meat cleaver and just lop it off to measure it.

well, i suppose if you dont get hard anymore that counts
im not so much interested in the joke as i am in the image of it, small ones are cute

no

That's how I measured mine~

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i don't have money for SRS right now

.~.

for memes

Len is not for sexual.

no

Okay, Alexis.

it's a pretyy good meme

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vocaloids are for sexual

why the upset face?

:+1:

i didn't know how to react

I am not much of a memester.

do it for soto

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to what?

You say that, but you chased after her for years....

That is not much encouragement.

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how are you today

most things

do it for memes?

sending nudes tends to be a pretty good reaction to most things on the internet

you just want to see me naked

dont we all?

i see myself naked all the time
it's alright

I don't
I really really don't

Just wonderful. You?

get one

Did someone post Revy's nudes

Oh I guess not.

i think soto is still wanking

So are your XY Chromosomes.

I remember when I was 14 and I thought wanking was enjoyable and not a chore.

there's no proof of that

sometimes it's fun
every once in a while

Maybe like 3 times a year.

Uhuh.
I'm going to brush and go to bed.

that's about as often as i bother so it works for me

you mean 3 times a day

I open the board and this is the first post I see. Well done.

I wish my drive was that low.

i mean theres some stuff that makes me doubt everything is 100% normal up in there

it could be if you were taking estrogen and antiandrogens

Ui asked me to post feet for you

i'm not that into feet
i use mine for walking around outside in the mud and rocks

Not you.

Yeah noty, pretty sure the world does not need yet another ugly piece of shit failtrap.

i was just commenting that i'm not into feet
you don't have to be tranny to take hormones
what do you think fembois is?

Pre-tranny trash.

yeah basically

I enjoy being male just fine.
There are other, much more reasonable alternatives to lowering the male sex drive.

whatever works for you
i'm going to bed
ninini

Don't leave me here with all these lurking cucks

Is that motherfucking Revy?!

nini revy

I feel dumb now. Completely missed the context of the actual last comment.

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Sleep is hard but so is posting from my phone and I have a desk now so my laptop isn't just on my bed

cheatengine is fucking gay tbh

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