Camwhore edition

American college graduates are now a joke.

well he applied to a field of study where that is relevant I think

Oh god I didn't even read that
What field of "study" is it?

Isn't Jack just triggered that his grades weren't enough for college?

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You're getting click baited

He had a ton of other extra-curricular things that made him a good candidate, as well as being rich and having good grades

Basically he was such a good candidate he could write w/e he wanted

Why do black lives matter anyway

Went to technical management for like a year and a half before realising how disgusting and utterly pointless the bologna process is and fuckin' quit
Best decision of my life and I more and more love it.

itis an american thing because american police has a violence fetish for some reason

:thonkeng:

what the fuck why is this relevant

why is this sandnigger getting so much attention anyway

people lost interest in clocks

where the fuck is R* to hire me I have 50k downloads and 600 likes

i never got to see more than 40 for the shit i made

how the fuck do you waste 700 words on a fucking sandnigger spamming #niggersmatter

what the fuck america

They don't

International reliations is a joke
The other two has pretty much nothing to do with it
I don't want to live in this world anymore

I'm getting click triggered
Shit like this should not be happening. I get mad as fuck at articles of the sort

The guy better would've passed anyway

Shit this place is so dead I'm getting replied to by people who usually wouldn't do that
Sad
Tell me whenever ya lads are up for some fun, activity, lulz, and entertainment.

Fucking rude faggots

+1

i still cant get my weight sliding in my NN to work

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I decided to check poogramming thrad on g and somebody asked the same thing ehe

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Whoa Azir is fun

yup, it was me

How does it feel to drown in your own pitiful repetetive faggotry

Iam pretty out of how all that stuff works

same, but deadlines monday, so im shit out of luck

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pastebin.com/UEJ2DiXZ
i have no idea whats wrong with this, it all makes sense to me yet the average error per run trends upwards

what the fuck am i even doing?

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idk how to not stall help

all lives matter

except for (you)

is 50 an acceptable total delta over 3500 records containing values from 0 - 0.7?

Shut up faggot

Try reinstalling Adobe Reader

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Gay

thanks fixed

Except for all the weeb stuff, we have similar Yt subscriptions Ikt :3

NP, that'll be $129.99 maintenance fee

top tier downblouse tbh

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I supply only the finest goods.

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wait what

Show me yours!

I don't have any money

What the hecko?

Are you poorfaf?

Noh, it's linked to my Google account. Dox!

Yes but thanks for the free help.

Showie!

Or just show your subs/main page or something.

tfw you can't sleep at night knowing Bloodborne II is coming and you still can't play the first one

ho lee shet those thighs on megumi

Why would you spoiler that

It wasn't free!

BB2?

You're so generous

Nopes!

Bitch I'll kill you.

What?

You don't matter, you fat fuck.

Not even a cropped screenshot of your current new vids???

You're the best! Please do!

WHAT THE FUCK DID I WATCH

:stopspoiler:

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Soit les Canards ou les Sénateurs mieux aller à la finale ou c'est de ta faute.

Same tbh

NSH

Only sometimes not!

Why does this exist?

This works?

Non. Ils l'ont fait plus loin qu'ils ne le devraient déjà.

I don't fucking know I just found it on gelbooru looking for animated anuses

S-s-sauce?

Filename found

Shiiku x Kanojo

Oh, nice and normie.

Did she just shit out an egg ?

I'm not actually gonna watch it.

wearing jeans with no underwear or shirt or socks makes me feel so sexy

Watch it!

Kyle look what you did
Now everyone is watching it

Mostly always am?

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You're so beautiful and talented I don't blame you.

No thanks.

Thank you.

Chickens don't SHIT eggs they LAY them.

Mix them eggs.

That was a person

I think that's just the most active ones
I have like 200 subscriptions!

People don't lay eggs you stupid bwaka

How can you say you love her if you don't eat an omelette made from eggs smashed in her anus?

Yes, exactly.

Is it bad?

Same tbh.

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The face of a man who just had eggs smashed in his anus.

But he wasn't eating it (the omelette), he was...fucking it.

Yeah, pretty bad.

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Why is bad tho

I am partially glad I stopped watching it at the "shitting out a smashed egg" part.

I'm subscribed to these weird garry's mod channels, thought they were hilarious while younger
2lazy2cleanup

Because you suck :c

oh

I delete things I can't stand to see when they appear in the sub list.

omg you can't just say that

hot af

I should probably watch this.

ded channels doesn't upload anything!
But I do the same, just with my Facebook feed :^)

You suck!

don't make fun of me

didn't watch it

ah, same

no YOU suck!

Is any compliment seen as sarcastic?

Nuh-uh! You are the one that is are suck!

Why is she blushing like that?

Why would I make fun of you?

Because anime.
Shit don't have to make sense.

She also got preggers.

RIP erection.

At what even ?

It's windy.

I hate anime

Silly ikt

STOP IT

Her panties got stolen.

But you're so likeable, I can't help it.

Oh right, the panties meme!

At makedering money

why is sagiri such a moeblob

the you meme!

shit you're right

help

Is this a serious question

You mean the (You) meme?

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How?

kek, great career choice

such a moeblob

i spilled drink

tbh

sticky milk?

(You)s

I'm a Nigerian price actually.
I have a million gold that I need to stash away and if you help me you can get two million gold.
You only need to send me $1337 to confirm.

I quit you's a long time ago

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Dead.

rib in beace

bump

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Menacing

What is?

I found a house wren in the storm.
He got caught in a can of goo and might have to be dispatched.

;~;
rest in peace

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Alien eyes.

It's life.

I should add some highlights in them or something.

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You will never draw as expertly as Neru.

I am simply a failure at everything.

How are you?

*hugs tight*

Is that show worth watching?
The OVAs were decent.

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what the fuck is that picture

The girl on the left in your last picture reminded me of mami.

Lizzie?

Literally the worst pairing.

Yeah, no shit.

Yeah, though she looks cuter.

Mami or Lizzie?

Lizzie.
Except when she's drawn weird like in that picture.

I'm here to remind you that behaving like a 16 year old girl online won't make you one in real life

But everyone here is a faggot.

jokes on you, I'm actually +500 years old online.

Old fag confirmed.

I'm here to remind you that acting like a faggot doesn't make you cute

jokes on you, I'm actually straight.

Doesn't matter what you fap to, I'm talking about your behavior

Only pretending to be retarded etc..

if you can play the role of anyone or anything you want, why would you choose "unlikeable retard" as your role?

h e a t s t r o k e

pls kill me

It weeds out those who I wouldn't really want to know anyway.

There's nothing wrong with being attracted to lolis

Excuse me?

same

There's nothing wrong with being attracted to childlike features in a character.

lolis are correct

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what is this abomination

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Disgusting.

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sorry

You should be.

at least my name isn't "kisses shotas"

Good one

who are you people?

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what's up?

No one important.

well nice to see the appreciation of best eeveelution.

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What am I? Chop liver?

Burnt wood

Yeah, I can see that. My fire is all but gone nowadays.

bump

Which one of you nerds wants to play vidya

No

Let it die! Let it diee!

May 20, 2017

mega.nz/#!HtRnGZzZ!eP03CI6LDVrmAWVwwpdRuXCu29nK4fRbHMzdqxeQurM

Translated
(Houraigekisen! Yo-i! 4Senme!) [Nanairo Parker (Gumichoko)] Keijun Yuubari Shutsugeki! (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) [English] {百合镇守府 + a }
Ashinagu Book 1 Ch. 4
Kissing My Sister While Being Drunk (Mochi Au Lait) v1
Maitake Forced Luminous - Imgur
Maitake Worst MadoHomu - Imgur
Saki ch175 [Akio]
[Morinaga Milk] My Cute Little Kitten Chapter 1 (Galette Vol. 2) [English]

Untranslated
(C87) [習志野海盗団 (武蔵屋長元坊)] フ・レ・ン・ズ (アイカツ!)
(COMIC1☆11) [@ism (青野りぼん)] 不思議の国のチノちゃん (ご注文はうさぎですか？)
(ぱんっあ☆ふぉー！11) [シガーレス。 (saku)] 今夜は寝かせない (ガールズ＆パンツァー)
(例大祭13) [FDSP (yuujin)] ゲンソウパニック2 (東方Project)
[セブンスヘブンMAXION (MAKI)] 少女たちの蜜接なヒメゴト2 (東方Project) [DL版]
朝日が昇るまで

omg hi

Hi

Suup?

Broth?

h e l l o

Bullion in a mug^^

sup girl?

YUZUMORI

Ch2 when

wow this is sooo cute~

Aaaaaa

Like frothy semen?

Mröet old graffito fart todsy was neat

I'm a guy

i want moar

Who isn't?

barely

Shots fired.

hmmph...

girls

Those don't exist.

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kill

Murder

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Wanna fuq?

dicks

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That went from me being aroused to me just being disgusted in about 10 seconds.

Don't do it.

bump

puu.sh/vWMhh/e6dfef54dd.jpg

same

why is it 2017 and game devs still can't realize that if you're game is in third person you need to make sure it's not going to be pure ass cancer in tight places

please tell me there's a way to mod out this retarded design flaw

why people get so retardedly elitist over these games I have no idea

Why are you taking the glass half empty approach? When you unhollow you get more health in exchange for the ability to summon phantoms but also get invaded.

what am I doing with my life?

how are you THIS retarded

It's a trade off. It may not be as noticable now, but being unhollow was actually way better if you wanted to progress when there was actual pvp in the game. You'd get ganked otherwise.

imagine a racing game where every race you lose you lose a mile an hour off your top speed until you dump money on fixing something that wouldn't break if you had won.

that'd be fucking retarded right

Bloodborne > Dark Souls

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honestly I don't see why the souls games are online at all, it doesn't make any sense in the context of the game and seems like a gimmick to me

and I don't even play online

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This is the last time I'm scrolling through a thread in here

apparently you've gone full retarded and can't read that mordin was just talking about online

it's off to the fucking gas chamber with you boy

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These >>1755584 are you just bitching that you're bad at the game and complaining that you keep dying.

literally kill yourself

I'm not even having trouble with it, I just find it absolutely retarded

I can't find a mod for it anyways

dark souls one is glorius but I'm like 10 hours into dark souls 2 and it's the most boring piece of shit I've played in the last year

and I played fucking no mans sky in the last year

I got to the tutorial boss at dark souls one
I was so fucking happy when I got it to like 30% and the motherfucker went full saiyan and that alone fucking killed me in one shot
Broke pretty much everything around me fuck that game

This place is more like reading an avatarfag book at its current speed

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Bed time, nana.

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yeah I'm giving up on it

not because it's hard but because it's boring as shit now, it's got design flaws everywhere, it's entirely anti-fun, and holy shit if you ever want to talk about it everyone and their mother turns into a fat squealing neckbeard about it screaming git gud at you if you criticize anything about the game

Why would you fuckin' struggle in a bloody game when your entire life is a struggle anyway
It ain't fun
Let the masochist sons of bitches jerk all over that shit

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Good.
Leave.

lolis should be flat

guess I gotta find something else to play now...

ah shit, with my luck now I'm gonna take a month to find a game that fits my mood juuuust right

I haven't even played bloodborne and it looks more fun than DS2

Zzz.... nini

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That went without text
Well, you just made me stay for the entire day Yan
Congrats

Gyo, the Death Stench?
Weak.

You're welcome.
Anything to make you suffer.
I'll post more webms if you want.

I knew I could count on you
Post your most fucked up shit

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Did krautchan fuckin' make that?

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wait what? isn't that the same thing?

quote properly then realize

oh

record is "record buffer and keep recording"
save is "record buffer"

wow
it's almost like they add words to make this clear
but then people like you decide not to read them

even with it quoted properly it's confusing at first

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I only accept true flat

OHNO

I realize I forgot gatomons tail

how 2 become sol harem protag

rip

pocky game

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blind girls are cute

muhnigga

i laack human interacrtion

You all do

humans suck anyway

i havent humaned irl in 6months

same man

*rub*

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do i become an anime mc if I become incredibly dense

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suh

Just woke up a bit ago.

angery

woah

We all do, real human connection is impossible.

We are all destined to live alone and die alone, all friendships are illusions.

My Life is a mistake, nothing matters in the end, suffering and eventually death consume all.

None of us are truly alive, we are merely self-perpetuating pawns in a chess game with no players, no kings and no queens, the only winner is he who does not play.

ASHES AND ECHOES

You asked.

why must you make me feel sad for a bird

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i shit my trashcan today. not cuz neet tho

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Ohio gojimash

okaeri

Okay REEEE

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ワt the フck is wrong with me.

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so tired

i too am tired

im not tired

nerui......

Moogie, wanna make a little money?

youre not getting my cock, sorry

vwfaw