Commies r cummin

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I mean technically they're Widowmaker's mines

Technically they're called venom mines

I mean if you wanna be technical, but I've always heard people call them widow mines

I don't wanna be technical..

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i sometimes wonder when neru will be kicked off the government dole and has to do a job interview and just replies "ish neru pastries."

Neru has brain damage

omg hila has a gun

Right? Means business!!!

will have been during military service

;~;

at least she is free spirit now

Total victory
I

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r u british?

do u know lotsa stuff about ur queen?

does she have a battleship called warspite ?

Are you retarded?

dude you know he is

do you have that hot vag

shh yes

kawaii

Luka. What is your malfunction

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what?
im asking u questions.... :|

1)Yes, you've heard me in voice

2)Yes

3)Yes

Better?

i dropped season 3 of kimmie schmidt

ellie kemper's tits got too fopply after having her baby

is that shallow

She has a dumb face

i love her face it's just that her baby ruined her tits

♥
thanks~
*hugs*

this anime characte im posting is also ur queen warspite! :3

Good stuff. I prefer king arthur pendragon tbh

who dat, teach me stuff about him

arturia pendragon is SHE. did you just assume gender?

This is king arthur

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lolwut

oh the sword in the stone guy?

cute saber girl

get

Saber IS King Arthur

BOOOOOM

Ayyyy

huh weird... i dont know anything about 'Fate' stuff.

She dabes she dabes
Babooka
She dabes

This faggot it grabbing holy grails n shit

:)

i don't see no cup tho? ._.

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...

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lol wut

luka is making a strong case fore being admin agin

but who are he kidding luka

you were a horrible admin

you would legit edit peoples' posts when they were too lewd

holy shit luka you were probably the worst behind erin, kyle and shitfox

*hic*

Chiri 3 admin!!

Does anyone care about Chiri?

no.

Chiri is based
Heretic

not really

i mean he's alright

If anything, as an elected moderator, I would always be fair, unbiased, and nonpartial and only deal with actual issues that require a moderator's attention.

And since I care so little about anyone here, I would not be involved in politics, generally be vacant most of the time, and troll most of the people deserving of bans until they wish they had already left, probably never issuing a single ban in my tenure.

HAH.

no

c'mon test

kek for pres

that will go well

there is a line break from the background animation in line with her mouth on the right side ONLY of the background

and another line break in color that's obvious towards the bottom

not sure how I could fix those 2
is there a good way to capture/compose a single vertical image that's being panned from bottom to top in a video?

I'm not sure what to do, but this seems like a fun challenge

nezi why do you ignore me

i'm like the only asshole who takes the time to acknowledge you

maybe that is why no one likes you

I'm a professional, what's the nature of the emergency?

Moogs out
Chiri in

find me a method to capture a single image that's being panned inside a video

*while zoomed in (i guess is the proper term)

lol no moogs is a rock

how I about I disguise that clipping point?

I think you can just smooth out the lower one

The top one is actually misaligned

He's an island

I will figure it out even under vodka.

Wish he'd sink to the bottom of the sea
Like those migrants

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old test/eva > new test/ena

is there a new gen eva?

last i checked spoilers quick and came back

well there's two clipping points

but if you fix the color clipping point that would improve it a lot

the top one is not misaligned, I double checked

look how the hair lines are perfect, even the strand of hair going over the misaligned background

the character and the background are moving at different speeds while the image is panned upwards, is what I believe is happening in the video

quit*

Pilot the EVA shinji

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nezi why

you have been visited by chiri

press reply to like

I have no idea how you fixed the top line break, that's fucking impressive

is it that magic fix tool in photoshop? I don't have CS5 anymore so I don't remember what stuff it works on

well done

most people would be just the same if chiri were not here tbh

You what

experience.

I can still see the line break in the door frame a little bit but it's like 99% perfect so it doesn't matter

why is nezi even mad at me

i called him out over his entrance whore posts and not really meaning what he says and how it's obvious that he does not mean what he says

oh shit, you're right. the door frame.

but your guess is solid, the character is moving independant of the background and that's how the tracking shot made those discrepancies. watch this...

actually comparing the two I don't think you even tried to fix the door frame

LUL you missed it

still, very well done

the color issue will be interesting to see too

Sooo bored

brb shower

Same

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oohh you can still see it... oops. but not bad

see i bet nezi isn't even taking a shower

A shower of cocks

he's irredeemably full of shit

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Suicide pact?

she looks sassy, is she a fun character?

i would probably cry if chris larson and ban held hands while jumping off a bridge to their deaths

It would be a very touching moment

What a BITCH.

I wish i had a bridge fall on me

yeah but then you'd contemplate your own existence as a human and wonder who would cry when you died.

and really, that's not something you should think; because at the moment of your death you would no longer be aware, and all of those people would be crying in vain, so wouldn't you rather live a life where when you die, people would cheer you?

wanna talk about it?

I prefer to die alone.

A bridge too far?

if neru had the chose to either die alone or masturbate in a bed of pine needles

i think he would pick the latter

good luck with the color if you're gonna try it, from what I tested it might be dynamic (light source type thing)

seemed like I could never get it the two halves balanced all the way across, some areas darker, some lighter

not sure what you mean

I personally believe the best way to die is to completely obliterate the brain, so that unconsciousness caused by trauma, blood loss, or general organ failure would not cause a potential dreamlike subconscious awareness of life slipping away, and spending your last minutes alive in a sheer panic of adrenaline and firing synapses-

crush the head, everything's dead.

guys i think i'm going to ky

it's really light on my monitor so I took a pass at it already

I could do better than this but I think you're already satisfied with the results. I tackled the doorframe here but it's still showing just a little.

turn your brightness to max

the arm that's pulling her clothes down is matched pretty well, but the rest is way off

I ignore you for a reason.

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oh, I see it.

god damn this is just like oreimo it's literally the same fucking thing WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY

Stfu

Shut up nerd

THERE WERE TWO FUCKING SEASONS OF OREIMO AND OVAS CAN'T THEY WRITE SOMETHING NEW ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reee~

YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW YOU DID THAT TEXT TO SPEECH THING WHEN I HAVE IT DISABLED

TELL ME YOU HACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go home gamer girl

How's this?

I've been watching Gabriel Dropout and within the first 3 minutes of seeing Satania I already think she's just a dumb annoying asshole.

L M A O

Z O O M I N C H I R I

MEGALUL

How obnoxious

whoops got some fractures in there,

here final.

I can't even find the color break

wow, color me impressed

also

thank you c:

it's 90% of what I could do with it, but if you can't tell with the work done then enjoy it.

I work quick and hate having to redo shit.

I mean, you can tell where the breaks were... but if you were just looking at it you wouldn't know there -were-.

Poster quality, no, that shits's gonna stand out like a sore thumb and would need a real nice grooming to get the color matching and faking the jpg grain on some of the parts, reworking the lines with a thin airbrush to get it 'show worthy' but for a touch-and-go this was a good job.

and, you're welcome.

If you plan to shrink it down, then those blemishes will disappear completely.

*haxs u*

:3

♥

Luka Haxs my heart.

*hugs tight*

Don't hug my boyfriend like that

Freudian slip

It's cool that Luka is still here,
like a mascot for modern weeaboos who survive on a basic sedentary lifestyle of going to work, sleeping, and going online.
And not just weeaboos, but it's endemic to the technological culture lifestyle.

Communism is the worst.

It is kind of cool, actually.

If I were a high ranking officer in a communist party I would have you killed for denouncing communism as the best platform.

*hugs U back*

>~

Angry

I forget where the tripcode goes, I basically get two guesses and one will be wrong..

...

I was wrong.

owo wats this

post active ingredients

see told you I fucked it up.

cum

Yeah like that you dumb asshole lol

This is my best trip

they censored it.

how do they censor a label.

and why would you buy a product with the ingredients censored.

calling bullshit.

Your dog is going to die of heart problems and it'll floor you when you discover the corpse and have to bury it.

Bury your friends

could have just said what it was.

what are friends

Hey Chiri do you like Yabai maid

exhume your idols.

I have not heard of it, but it has maid in the title.

What do the maids do? Who are the maids?

S-K👌🏻

5

why do I exist?

Drugs mostly I guess
And supernatural murder.
They're just characters the futaba channel maid up.

i dont have a dog

to have a conversation with me

who

but you handled up a prescription for (DOG)? well done sir, if I'd have the same manic desperation for sedatives I'm sure I could have faked a prescription too.

You don't.

well if they're just fictional characters they have nothing on the real thing.

hi I'm nezi

tell me about yourself

Real maids aren't snow owl harpies that rule over the supernatural and unknown and make you disappear.

don't pull a kanye..

Best platform for what? Creating concrete squares?

Why?

Chiri whats the last thing you ate from a can?

how r u

You best get your shit together about what the fuck kind of maids you talkin bout cause if you gonna get cray then I ain't fuckin payin you 12 an hour to clean my shit up if they snow owls involved.

I'm good

What about you though ?

Ravioli, cold, and I liked it.

Because I hadn't had canned ravioli since I was young, and I didn't care if it was cold, it was ravioli.

i've ate can of cream of aspargus and can of cream of chikn mixed into rice thats been seasoned with tasty spices.

i'm playing lotsa arams
and finally earned Xayah! and S rating~ ♥

Actually I had kippered herrings, sorry. one of my favourites.

I thought maids were just a kind of prostitute, what the Hell is this shit about cleaning

Ravioli Ravioli gotta feed the Chirioli.

I've been playing a lot of Heros Of The Storm.

I played ranked 5s with my friends and I went like 4 games without dying.

was fun

WHO THE FUCK ASKED

I've been a social pariah in every online community I've ever been a part of.

I was naz for a while, then I was nep, now I'm bzk.

wanna know more?

the fuck you hire maids to do?

fuck yeah canned pasta, good for three years, good cold- sterile too

I have maids

its cool

Well, don't try to fit in here or you'll revoke your pariah license.

Being a maid is a job?
I thought it was about costumes and oppressing and sexualizing women into roles of servitude.
The fuck is my life.

No one else I know likes canned spaghetti but they're all fucking lunatics I swear.

I was a pariah in the 8/v/ 4am threads for a while

hmm'st

AND BY THE WAY IT'S PRONOUNCED FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY, NOT FOUR TWENTY

Yes, if you pay and employ them and they actually clean living spaces without sexual favors those are maids, or cleaners if male. People with salaries. Who are paid to clean up after you.

'Cleaner' cleaners are paid to clean up your unfinished business.

420

W E E D

LMAO

Nobody gloats about being an outcast in shitty forums none of us have heard about.

Stop dropping your resume and just be yourself, jesus christ.

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Waaaat lol no way
Ah fuck I should try that.

Well, sure.
Look at it this way; I understand you're an outsider but you don't need to tell us about your past from having lived through shitty forums full of shitty people, that's basically life.
So try something else, just consider all of the posters here as people, and we can consider you as a person, and maybe we say things and yadda yadda yadda
maybe it's not a bust and it works out?

can I skip this part?

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how 2 get jdm waifu

Man
I wantbto sleep
Forever

same

Also
They're not new chiri

Its just bebop

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You may.

What draws you here, if not for the ripe pickings of succulent mind meats savoury for the usage in the dark arts?

dammit spoilers!!!!!

I wonder if I should draw kippered herrings

Mikasa == waifu.

pay attention to the fine details of how their tasty little lifeless bodies are crushed together

3edgy5me not really

I read succulent meats and was sold.

How?

A good choice

Seems like an ideal subject really.
The perfect thing to have dangling above the face, just starting to slide into one's mouth before it's devoured greedily.

That's your problem, it's too late tonight for delivery.

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

DEADSHOT HAS HIS NAME BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH HEADSHOT

Gibs me dat meat

I'm not edgy, this guy is

I like her solemnity and humanity

closest thing to a legit "waifu" I have, I think

I mean, I have a figma *and* a plush of her so I at least like her enough to be collecting these things I usually don't waste money on

I DID

muahahaha!

Also lighten up on the sodium intake Chiri jfc your secretions and mucus probably taste fucking horrible

That goes against the idea of kippered, and canned herring though. The flavour is locked away like a fine wine, opened only later.
What you've visualized is perhaps a subject with a desperation and want to ingest, animalistic and puerile rather than lavish.

eh, boring

i played quite a bit of HotS too! ^_^

same, i played a few where i pwned lots! invis mode OP ♥

Q. Does anyone else (reading this) ever look up heavy metal or screamo covers of pop songs?

I'm just saying that I have another tab open and that shit is going on, so I can't really imagine myself as edgy with that example looming in my brain

also it's not really edgy so much as angsty, but whatever

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Humans are both of these things and the notion of something being lavish is also childish and silly in and of itself all things considered.
Describe how you'd typically ingest one and I'll reconsider the subject.

Good she probably smells fucking awful

fucking NEET

Kipper this stink hole

Don't lewd the Sagiri?

Next 4 legit responses pick my pizza toppings.

Choose Meats
Pepperoni
Sausage
Ham
Chicken*
Brooklyn Pepperoni
Beef
Bacon
Philly Steak*
Choose Non-meats
Cheddar*
Parmesan Asiago
Hot Banana Peppers
Green Pepper
Pineapple
Tomatoes
Spinach
Feta*
Provolone*
Black Olives
Mushroom
Onion
Jalapeno Peppers
Roasted Red Peppers

Valeera is pretty fun.

Anchovies

Hot Banana Peppers
Green Pepper
Jalapeno Peppers
Roasted Red Peppers

I don't have the erengy to watch the next ep

help me soobtle

from a can.
as a staple supplement of vitamin D, and for the flavour; and as a carryon in my backpack as immediate protein and they go well with water.

anchovies are not in the list

bzk just picked my ultimate pizza

WEAK

valeera is alright in my books ^^
but once i got the hang of nova
i'd be triple tappin' all the enemys! and with the Ult reset cdr talent
i triple tap all the enemy in a row~ ♥
pew pew pew

Why not lewd the Sagiri tho?

;;

I'm going to play video games and ignore life's problems

steamcommunity.com/id/bulletwithbutterflywings/

thanks bz,

ordering all-pepper pizza.

That's both immoral and unethical and therefore the list is wrong.
Anchovies.

bzk is ALREADY shortened from Benizuki, shortening it more is silly

I like Nova but she really needs a buff or something.

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that character model is cool.

So just drinking them is okay

♥
i like that webm

give folder pls

jalapenos

they are a little dense, having fishy bodies made of meat, but packed cans take up very little space so they offer a lot of protein per weight.

really?

when i build her she does plenty of dmg on finishing off people.
and i help blast down anyone with my team easily!

How do they compare to other canned fish?

You do you luka.

blast people and stuff ♥

Order was already confirmed for putting every pepper on it.

The hottest they have is jalapeno, but I'm used to habanero heat so this is going to be a very mild pizza.

Compared to sardines or canned salmon: less bones and vertebrae. If you don't like chewing cartiledge, try kippered herring!

wow TP are you envious of all my pastries or something

lol

i mostly: Nova, Valeera, Jaina

i've yet to try the other ladies of HotS

Li Li is fun and easy.

Isa work in progress

who is this artist

they need to be hung

we should play together sometimes.

♥
mercy soo adorable and perfect! they drew her great!

I was hoping you would say that.

:3

same

Pharah makes up for it :3

holy shit its the weekend already :o

sym has a super cute face and hair~
i'm jelous

Everything is going as planned.

...

what's next?

Q. Are you taking precautions?

Or is it already too late?

yuri

♥_♥
succy so perfect looking in that pic~

Grats,

all peppers pizza for Chiri

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I'm so tired of being human

:|
looks spicy...

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jalapeno and banana. it's tame.

its good

for me that's exxxxtreme

wat

i want moar!

Remember when all you had was Sucy in her nightgown from the first OVA?

Trigger is spoiling you.

you said the S U C C looks really good

you missed the 'y'

Why though ?

y tho?

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because it's succy

Me ira

?

irl

lol ok

jesus christ i snickered

but it's May 20th.

Are you doubting me ?!?

I knew it would be funny to let you guys pick my toppings, but all peppers was a surprise.

Thank you. it's great!

i dunno

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:)

:o

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now I'm hungry, baka

defeat ;~;
enemy team was too tanky...

what tanks?

spanks?

singed and poppy
and i forget the other ones... ;;

good fetish btw

oops wrong gameu

Oh, I'm not into getting spanked.

which game did you want to talk about?

I'm only good at one gameu

what about the concept, or spanking someone else?k

incest?

Not really into reenacting a parental role either for someone who wants to be on the receiving end of disciplinary roleplay, either.

whats giving you trouble in your current games?

either, either.

...

...

...

boo, no fun

nothing.

I'm the best.

AROUND

NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

I need that shirt.

how to get detention/suspended with $20

Sure it's fun.

You just find someone who doesn't get off on having an authoritarian discipline them.

lol
:3

well, you get knocked down, but you get back up again.

it's more about the light pain and the ass slapping for me

that song is one of the worst songs to exist

-hugs-

*collapses and clearly has trouble breathing but it's so KAWAII when a chibi anime avatar snores*

ughhhh I'd kill for this right now

A picture?

not that chibis don't already suffer from small stature, small lung capacity and tachycardia but who wouldn't want to give them a big ol huuuggg when they pass out and start snoring or otherwise indicating an airway blockage ^_^ so cute!

♥

I can cook that. Can you take directions to mid-Canada if I prepare what's in the picture?

Nah, let's be realistic here for a moment.
Once you dive down into a pit of despair, the only way out is to swim deeper and to drown.

There is no escape from the cruel game of life, the only way to win is to not play. Lifelong damnation and suffering await us all.

ASHES AND ECHOES

jalapeno cornbread
grilled pork tenderloin
green beans
zucchini
green squash
yellow squash
mashed potatoes
quinoa w/ kale
rice w/ onions

yes but I have to work today sorry

still haven't slept so that's a problem too

won't work

*boop*

or is 'right now' a closing window on your offer to commit murder.

I knew it was zucchini!

window closed heating up soup

Good morning, good morning, we've talked the whole night through, good morning, good morning, to you.

Good morning, good morning, it's great to stay up late, good morning, good morning, to you.

Get your shit together, Rick. If that's what you truly believed you'd be dead already. Even if you make the excuse that you're just alive to tell us that, all you really want is for someone to hear you.

And someone who also understands that life is as you say, a temporary shithole, once escaped will have no meaning or semblance to the indivudual escapee, but while we're here we can connect and remind each other that we're still alive and can do alive-people things that dead people can't.

yey~

r u rich?

is there like a bunch of other posts i missed or are you taking that way too seriously lmao

I mean I have more money than most people because I'm living at home so my expenses are low (right now) but I have a pretty mediocre job and whatnot so

idk

I'm the living proof of the exact opposite. Lost everything like two years ago and now I have everything I wanted again.

Have no fear

Soto is here!

You think this is fiction. That this is over the top and funny.
Consider that a kid was just admitted into Stanford for writing #blacklivesmatter 100 times.
Its real. And its depressing as fuck. Don't forget to spit on the next "college" you come across.

testin

Cock

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Why cant make thread >:c

Yeah, but how big is your Pokemon collection?
If you're a gen oner then I hope you get shackled in the gulag.

Dropped that after elementary school

Sinful.

Ikt post butt

It just stopped being cool and I had to join the bullies

8ch.net/animus/res/1755313.html
8ch.net/animus/res/1755316.html

which one?

Both are dead

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Fuck off emo whore

1: is that real
2: sauce?

No
I found a pic with sources of her nudes like 2 days ago, I cant remember if it was on /rec/ or Holla Forums or another imageboard. There was this 4 chan reply of some guy who found her tumblr, website and stuff.

Try a reverse image search and try 4chan/gif/ and some 4chan archives, you should find her easily

Why would Trump build a wall when Soto's just gonna nut on it anyway?