give me MONEY AND VIDEOGAMES
NOW
give me MONEY AND VIDEOGAMES
NOW
I kind of wish it would be legal to have like hobo deathmatches where the winner gets money.
The only crack addiction I fund is my own
WOW THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
How do you even lose something like that?
Just think about it: it gets hobos off the street and employed and makes a shitload of money with pro sports level advertising money.
SIMPSONS DID IT
nuw is not new in any language you cuck fuck
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ok 8ch
get your embed right
i bought the car for 2000 dollars 8 years ago
i have know idea
no*
The metal in that thing is worth more than it is running lmao
Just junk it
you need a title to junk?
will trade several shitty humble bundle games for oxygen not included
there's a victory auto wreckers close
For any respectable place, yes.
i think you need a title to do anything with a car bro
98 cuck bucks
I mean, you're probably not going to get more than like $600 out of it anyway so
Just sell it for scrap
huh? why a monkey?
:O
i can imagine nonons old grandma voice too!!
ani sori
lol how do you lose a title
i donno i just got lost in the moment
the purr of her 1994 volvo turbo
Sell it to Mexicans
last car i ran to the limit i ended up selling to a mexican for 500
i miss that nissan sentra tbh
Get a moped and get shot.
I ran a DMV search on one license plate for some shitty 90's car the other week, it changed hands like 5 times between a bunch of Mexicans
I shit you not it was like one guy bought it for $200 then sold it for a profit then the next guy sold it for a profit and so on
That one car was like it's own little insular economy
What kind of car was it?
A Honda Odyssey, I believe
it's kinda sad bro i've been cleaning out my 94 volvo cause she's about to die
and i found like reciepts from the original owner
funny thing is the address is close to this one where i would drive by and see a similar volvo
she had two?
i love life sometimes bro
I like it.
back from work
howdy
Return it to its home
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hey son
I know. That's what made it great.
Like a clown car but filled full of Soto's.
colbert i'm not even kidding you just blew my mind
i have to stop by and see
it's not even far
ima take a shower
May 19, 2017
mega.nz
Translated
Ayakashiko Chapter 9
[FrenchCancan] Heart Blank [TZdY]
Untranslated
(C79) [にらたま (せきはら海奈)] ゆりと一緒にお勉強。 (ハートキャッチプリキュア!)
(秋季例大祭3) (同人誌) [賛成日和] 乳腺濁濁オイルマッサージ (東方) (エロ)
[COCOA+ (ラテ・ラピク)] Tell me
[prism pink (かるは)] 星屑アラカルト
[かもたま酒造(かもたま)] 総合嫁力演習 (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
i feel like this would be a great short film op
FUCK OFF YURI IS CP
ilu
ok
Turn the lights on and they just scurry off
Do it
can you imagine?
i wish everyone was so nice
your car is about to die, i thought you might like to see her
no rust
have fun
I mean, why not? Be spontaneous
Just try to be non-threatening because it'd probably seem pretty creepy coming from you tbh not gonna lie
Is LA still all full retard with the whole "give everything to illegals" mentality?
Ever since the start of the presidency or ICE policy changes, all the news seems to focus on is California and their protests of saying how illegals dindu nuffin and we need to pay for their social services, etc?
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I wouldn't know, I'm fairly distant to LA. Illegals in California have always been pretty integral tho, I doubt that'd change much
ok satan
no but like i used to drive by that house i think it is
it had like a similar volvo station
i just gotta walk up and ring the bell
Do it then
i will but i am nervous
Don't be a little bitch, Phil.
please don't drop my irl
It has been dropped
There is no undropping it
delet
Phil knows where I live. Do not make him dox me.
He knows you live in Mt. Airy
White House, TN
i think i might be a woman in a heterosexual man's body
cause like the music i like atm is fucking
i think i might be a woman in a heterosexual man's body
cause like the music i like atm is fucking
She has quite a nice pianist
SHE IS THE FUCKING PIANIST
She is quite a nice pianist
nasty
so like irc #funboys
i forgot what darwin said
why are you fickle bitches such fickle bitches with chat clients
in all
THREADS WIN i guess
How so?
like nasty is a good way?
colbert link me to the animus irc chat pls
I don't irc lol
Only Neru and I use it.
why is everyone on discord
i feel like discord was like uii said would be cool but was not
Ian is just trying to keep it a secret.
fKHBVYTDOUFIPH{90opdfhiboup
discord is shitty voip and shitty irc
what is real irc channel?
Yes, I am the secret mastermind
hueheueheueheueheueheueheueheueueheueheueheueheueheueheueheueheueheuehhue
not gonna lie kina want in
how do i get a chat client lol
We do not want more people in it.
Send another 30 dollars and he might reconsider.
also fuck you mordin you dirty bitch
i'm close to believing darwin IS mordin
Shit, he's on to me.
darwin did the same thing doll
i think eventually mordin will get his cock out of popular posters mouths
and we can talk
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THAT WAS THE JOKE
LOL TP
thread dead
see you in two weeks
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what was
Go to bed Phil you old man
explain your hyper homo inside joke
no go
In.
innit
at least give me the network
all the cool kids are playing starfox on irc
i mean what fucking gives
This is great.
I dunno
it will fail to bring joy once we forget though
dusty are you in darwin's irc chan
stop talking about it
Go to bed Phil.
please dont use my irl mordfuck
My favorite show is It's Always Sunny in PHILadelphia
I could really go for a PHILly cheesesteak right now
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I should really PHILter myself right now
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are you mad ?
My next vacation will be in the PHILlipines
want some replies?
I just like puns
You PHILestine.
what did i do this time ian
i mean why are you spamming
When there is the opportunity to pun, I must take it
Also it's fun when you overreact
PHIL
What a philistine.
I know I misspelled it jeez
Are you drunk Ian?
yesok
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getting out of bed and making bwakafeast sure is a lot of hard work
breakfast is for the weak
You only did one of those things.
i downloaded some really hot comeback
but not gonna lie i am pretty high
willing to squash my beef with that face persona called "mordin"
i meant to say fake
you are so savage
hi darwin! =)
i mean darwin if mordin is actually a really person
how can you stand him without vomitting
hi nezi! =)
it was disclosed that mordin is in fact a DARBOT
HI NEZI
Only a little bit. It happens to be true.
YOU SAID NOT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN
I am very loving.
OHAYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GOZAIMAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SUCH A BOT
I WAS BEING DRAMATIC HOW COULD YOU BELIEVE ME OMG
What kind of psychopath would go on imageboards and pretend like that?
Oh.
Woah there tiger
Linking?
How does it work?
DARWIN WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES NEZI REPLY TO YOU
YOU ARE PROBABLY THE least trustworthy person here lol
I need to just get up already
NEZI WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
I will try it again
Woah there tiger
I got it this time
youtube.com
GOOD JOB
THAT LITTLE FUCKING BITCH I SWEAR
THANK YOU DARWIN
COLBERT WHY ARE YOU POSTING SOME RELIGIOUS AMBIGUOUS MOOSE
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I'm not a bot.
He's joining a satanist islamic cult.
Iam not giving up today
I am fucking dying.
DONT TALK TO ME YOU SKINK
how do you know if youare a bot
Did you eat?
d-do you hate me now >.
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What's a skink?
I've checked the captcha box saying I'm not one.
They can play Mario on keyboard.
SKUNK PUSSY?
Wow
I really hope I can do this
Fuckasses?
...
I only hate myself.
We are all depending on you.
Snake cloacas.
Don't call Darwin Shirley
A SKINK IS YOU AND YOUR STANK PUSSY
fart squirrel
so its a kind of lizard?
Give attention.
Everybody's coming to the IRC celebration
I'mma hook you up with the invitation
Let your hair swing and party with me
Yes.
AMPHIBIAN
are you retarded
It's not an amphibian, it's a reptile.
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I did not bother looking it up.
my tummy right now
oh?
dude you post 2hu
what the fuck do you know
Give me attention.
None of my friends are up.
Phil, you post 2hu too.
I don't know much, but I know this.
Iam not very good at attentions though unless there is pastry involved
Now I want to play 2hu.
the whole reptile amphibian thing confused me when i was studying it so i will not pretend to be an expert
but mordin is a tool
He outsmarted you.
I have faith in you.
ironically
...
mordin just made me laugh
i dont see how that is anything
he is your puppet
I finally made bwakafeast despite tons of distractions
I beliebe in you too
Twinky house.
you have him on summon lock
props
I did my job this time.
and neru apparently
neru remember when you were an independent woman
and not a darwin puppet
I prefer the title boyfriend.
I remember when I was a puppo for Dar.
Now he won't even talk to me.
makes me feel less dirty when he puts his hand up my behind and makes me do a funny voice.
give him money
that reference is lost on me
Istill have to eat it
Iam pretty independent when not making bwakafeast
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mordin you are fucking trash
I don't really want his attention though.
I am just trying to be here until I pass out.
I hardly get it either.
Guero said it.
doesn't seem so
You shouldn't call him that, that's rude.
habeeb it
oh how special
some really tiring lying and anal sex tonight?
*her
There you go.
How did you know?
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Did you just call me "her"?
why???!
yes
This is the best day of my life.
Ah yes, I see.
I no longer feel this hatred now that I am accepted as a woman.
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oho
tgdehyufjuhfu
I forgot to listen to sisao.
oh you're just joking around right?
how's your night been?
such a great band tbh
ohno
you can listen to this on repeat for 3 hours though while climbing in rankeds
How dare you take her acceptance as being transgender as a joke.
darwin why dont you and fucking neru take your inside shit to irc
my god how do you people tolerate this
this is such bullshit
IRC has no images
They talk about you a lot in there TP.
if i were chris larson you would all be insta"d
What Neru said.
Weird with some annoyance thrown in there, but better in the last hour or so.
oh?
who?
We do, as a matter of fact.
THEM.
so you and darwin and darwins other side hos
...
that's good. what have you been doing?
I think it'd be "US" in that case. (not the country)
Having fights and talking about the merits of Scary Movie 3.
oh, that's a pretty funny movie
honestly i think you are dar's main bitch
he is quite protective over you
...
...
How did you figure it out?
nezi pls respnse
it's been that way for days
You sweet summer child.
The early movies were too black-sounding for my taste. But when Leslie Nielsen came on board, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
It is great fun.
darwin can you tell nezi to reply to me
such a faceass coddling bitch
YOU CAN'T GO TO BED DEAD MAN, THAT SHIT WOULD BE REDUNDANT
Not if you are going to be like that.
I can't say I'm that big of a fan. And not because of the obvious.
Maybe longer.
nezi
darwin does not give a flying fuck about you
I feel like if that thing had a voice, it'd be saying "kill me".
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They both result in that.
I've been cleaning after this dumbass cracker Giggins for 10 years, but I've been hittin' it with his woman for 12. You know what I'm sayin, nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for president y'all, I'm outtie.
it reaches a point when the only people are like norway and finland
and darwin's slaves
like thread done
not necessarily
If you eat it in its entirety.
The making of the cake was actually scarier than the finished product.
neru why did you become darwin's slave?
i thought you were really paranoid about your ip
YOU STILL SHOULD BE DUMBASS
darwin confirmed racist
DARWIN AND MORDIN PONY SPAM YEAH THAT FEELS REEEL GOOD
aaa does is my ip ?
I have never posted a pony.
neru you realize darwin is slowplaying you right?
are you even slowerplaying me
Yessss
osu beatmap
That was my Neru persona who said that, not me. She is the racist.
Iam not racist I just think joos ruin everything
Nezi ignored me
What a bitch
it is not impossible
welcome to the club
were you really nice and accommodating?
I am slowplaying you with widow mines.
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Send flowers to their bitches and hos
;_____;
didn't mean to, sorry
r a c i s t p i g
...
WITHOUT THEIR HEADS THEY'RE POWERLESS!
You'll do it again
whoops
you're like the nicest though
REMOV
WIDOW MINES
Only if you don't cross me....
I crossed him once.
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imma grass widow
MY BYUN
CROSS CHOP
darwin i don't post here that much
but it seems like you and your cuck irc channel rule
hella lame dude
forcing people to liek you
darwin when is the last time you took a break ?
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you're in too deep
need a break
not this time, pal
they're only good against flankers like gengu, tracer, etc
wrong game
instead of going under
Why not?
hey darwin's "girlfriend"
tell darwin he needs a break
dude was promising and raping too much
gotta get down on friday
despite being saturday
Hi....
your autism does not work on normal people
sama-san?
Oui
I have not even been here that much.
dude darwin has people convinced that it's alright to be retarded
it is not
nazi defense
but you are here at the same time as teeps, who is also not here that much
it thus gives the impression to either one of you that the other is on often, as it seems unlikely that both are on at the same time by coincidence
however, this fails to take into account the time and day
what makes youthink I have autism
Autism is no retarded tho
i used to defend you
and you are an attention whore
neru you are seriously trash how you went from mr uber paranoid to mr darwin's boyfriend
fickle as fuck
we see you as trash neru
besides darwin
he sees you as an open hole
Neri used to be cute... all eat in pastries and using cutesy misspelled words like "ish"
Now this bullshit
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SAMA WHERE ARE YOU
I suspect that the only way to properly understand this is to also be drunk.
Here
darwin defense
you're all drunk i am not a retard
i missed you
what "widow mines" are you talking about
I'm dedicated to you now, cutie
*holds ur hand
Shh shh it'll all be ok
the sc2 unit
whaaaa
He is saying that we are colluding in the IRC channel to destroy the thread.
you do realize that echo and darwin are the only people who buy your bullshit roleplay as a retarded girl
right?
isnot that what tp tried to do with the steam chat
no?
when?
what a fucking idiot
Yes, exactly like that.
now newu is making up lies about me
nice
bwb pastries
New
New
eat shit faggot
Fuck