Rolled 2 (1d12)Rolling for dick size

:O

u rolled max thingy!

Rolled 10 (1d20)­­­­

But you were here:

Rolled 15 (1d16)Rolling for dick size.

Poster below is gonna get the sm4sh.

I can't wait till the government cucks itself so I can roll in with my big fat dick.

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Rolled 7 (1d20)Also rolling cum load size.

I'll get that ass pregnant.

Rolled 3 (1d20)
ey gurl lemme tear your ass apart

Sorry, bored, don't wanna get dressed and ready.

Discord killed Holla Forums

Time for me to RAISE THE TEMPLE

Nvm, gotta go, will do some weird shit later.

DEAD JA VU

youtube.com/watch?v=wz_p9XkyyRo&feature=youtu.be&t=1732

If you don't call someone their preferred pronouns in Canada you can go to jail.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

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At least you won't break Megumin

6?

Rolled 2 (1d12)Watch and learn

I meant to do that

Rolled 5 (1d12)Anything bigger than 4 and I kill myself.

Rolled 6 (1d12)Good thing I wasn't serious.

Gross, I gained an inch for that.

LOL

Rin if u had to fap what would you use?

What kind of question

Don't laugh at my disgustingly not-small penis.

see

Nothing gets me hotter than my life partner pointing a live firearm at me.

That wasnt my intent. I was just indirectly asking for suggestions. What would you fap to?

Im your life partner? I didnt know we were that close

smol

When I rarely get the inkling, I find material with a character I can project onto.

Because it's way more enjoyable to imagine myself as a fictional character than to face the fact that I'm touchering myself.

Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.

That sounds like alot of effort :/. Ill just stick to the previous gore suggestion.

You called me sweetheart

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Gore is a turnoff.

Like, I guess a bit of blood can be romantic in a weird way, but actual full on gore is gross.

If its sexual in nature I'll find a way.

tfw

Soft Subtle cuddles is my fetish.

nihilocrat.itch.io/sky-rogue
Someone buy me this.

But not really, though.

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I keep falling asleep after falling

Fapping*

How to not low energies without coffee stuffs

Proper diet and sleep schedule.

While living as a neet

see

I dont have a good appetite and i just sleep whenever I'm tired

That is why you never have energy.

im eating the food of ikts people in neet form

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Feku are you depres

yuh but im used 2 it

this is random asian soup

not pho

Git cuddles.

no humans.

yah this doesnt taste like normal pho. i almost choked on it cuz the noodles were smaller and it felt like i was swallowing hair

Make pho pho me Ikt

*makes pho pho you*

Get a refund.

*eats pho*

Was it oishii?

No it tasted like boogers

You taste like boogers.

but i ate it already

Hmmm, could you un-eat it?

Stop eating my boogers, then.

i dont think they take refunds on regurgitated food.

i wanna eat your boogers. i bet they would taste nice

Stop eating my pho!

Worth the try.

I'm gonna go and pretend I have an irl life brb

ill die without it tho. i barely eat enough as it is.

gay

~

Scary shit

OHAYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Iam officially summerfaf again

SAME

it feels
like something

So we can finally play again.

ostensibly

Suddenly everyone is a fan of that word.

ostensibly

even someone like me

YOU LIE
8ch.net/search.php?search=ostensibly&board=animus

NOT HERE

Darwin you should ostensibly play osu

I will ostensibly consider it.

that means nosu

Echo thinks he can get ostensibly better than me in a week.

Did he not already fail?

its over, ive finally done with coursework

ehe you three

feels good man

He ostensibly failed to be better than Subtle in a week.

I am ostensibly in love with Darwin.

How ostensibly humiliating. What will you do when he ostensibly fails to best you?

He ostensibly agreed to post a dick pic in thread so I will laugh ostensibly

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so did he backpedal from cookiezi or decide to go for something harder

He said he would be better than me in a week

Ithought he said that about sublte too

Maybe if he does nothing but play.

Ostensibly, even.

Yeah, but then he failed that.

buttt are you a harder or easier goal than subtle

Harder

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

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itis clearly hard for somebody not good at mousestuff though so harder than starfctart

That was intentional, I didn't actually want him to go broke.

anybody wanna play with me? :3

*plays with nezi*

Play what?

Doctor

How can you find this inhuman tempo fun to play

dadadadada

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Ilike

Its time to stop shitposting there are 11 legendary OW skins
Anyone up for farming sum? Need that group XP

I'm down

Neziwi#1281

Awesome
Gimme 10 minutes gonna grab a bite quickly
You mind playing arcade for the 9 win and the three boxes?

I already did mine but that's what I've been playing for fun anyway, the new maps are cool

Nice, its on then. Gonna get on soon

Feels good man

oh snap, I didn't realize it was you

nezi play ark with us

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gotta make dinner for my grandma, I'll be back later

tata

I'm pretty tame during events

Found white cat at a friends house. She was qt, also had a shower for the first timw in a week and had a change of socks.
And two days free of drugs, not because i don't have srugs either, but i just havent felt like it.

:stopblog:

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same

Truly why Sweden is becoming brown.

I had to give up my home for syrian refugees, we allah have to make sacrifice for the greater good

If you burn a fuckton of matches next to your scented candle it smells god amazing.

Still worth it

It's the Feast of the Ascension

I'm back if you wanna group

just relax, or don't and use stimulants to boost your ability.
How do you think I could play ar10 /7 star songs

when I say relax, I mean train with the mod "relax."

Sure, lets do this

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I'm proud of you Casper

Also I'm going to an anime con on Fri so I'll be sure to take lots of pics for you lol

my leg is having a muscle spasm .-.

rub the part that hurts

Lol

fap it away

Casper, pete says hi

Also i

ayyyy lmao

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

didn't help :(

uh

doesn't help leg muscle

massaging the hurty area usually helps sorry

burn it with fire

fap leg

I hear if you kiss it, it will get better

no, bad qt

im grabbing a beer, a bath, then im off to bed
you?

the 60 fps mode is sorta buggy.

Låt mig bo hos dig

percepts faster than the cycle time of the perceptual processor are perceived as one percept so with a cycle time of like 40ms anything faster than 25fps is perceived as continuous motion

yes

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Ijhave acceidentally been awake 17 hours awfter sleeping for 3 hours after being awake for 20 hous Isohudl really consider bed and stuffs

come play osu

makethem make official linxu version and I might

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WINE

You should sleep. I just woke up after sleeping for like 12. My sleep schedule is a mess.

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"Fucked up sleep schedule" is code for I just sleep whenever I feel like it

Sorta lazy, but sorta free spirited in a way too

noo go nag them

Shut up 10X

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Soto, let's drop acid at a con together.
I want to wear a fur suite when we trip so I think I'm actually a furry.

c-can I join?

Have you actually dropped acid before?

I mean the last time I dropped acid I legit thought I was a fish and my livingroom was a river because the fan from the door felt like water rushing over me

I once took a second Tums.

come do other stuff then

That was a damn good trip until scarlet's autistic girlfriend thought egodeath would improve her life and Ui started putting on satanic shit to indulge her.

I don't remember that part I just remember leaving the universe, seeing random shapes and shit form in front of me (remember seeing my iris a lot for some reason) and then zooming back on our apartment like I was watching it from bird's eye with the roof removed and it just felt like a drug den and I had a massive panic attack because she was writhing on the ground breaking shit

Then like a fucking retard I took one of those broken pieces of glass and started lightly cutting myself once everyone was asleep.

now every time I smonk wed I get flashbacks to that trip where I was seeing random shapes n shit.

man now I wanna do acid again but only around people that aren't fucking retarded and want a bad trip

tripping at a con would be the best since everyone there's having a great time

Ihav to totobhrushb and bed now I have been up for so long

but have you done legit LSD before and not some discount acid shit?

genuine LSD a best

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I will do stuff with you.

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Okay, I guess not.

Wnna play osu?

you guise play tricjy toergs together

No.

I will not do ANYTHING.

List things you are willing to do then.

neru can toofbrushh

I AM TOOFTHBUH right now in fact

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best teeth animus 2019

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bef

Nif

Cute. :3

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Does he even have teeth at this point?

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fags

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Lets farm the fuck out of boxes during the event

hai

After I get home I have 4 days off tomorrow.

Its a deal then

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Sounds good.
I might get a bottle of something as well.

Hello, darling.

Hi sweetheart, how are you?

Not bad.

Had a pretty good run with Nezi and its past 3am so I'm off for now tho
We could kick it up tomorrow after work. I'll message ya, gotta sleep fast if I want any

OH BABY

AND IT'S SO CLOSE

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Alright.
I get off around 5.

Thats pretty much the same time I'm done. Tomorrow then, bai bai

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