So guys I just got busted for simple possession of marijuana last night.
I'm feeling pretty down about it so I figured we would have a green text thread about our shit interactions with cops.
I'll start.
HEY! Hey, I'm not gunna hurt You, don't worry. Anyways, you dont hate black people do You? Nah. At least I didn't go to jail?
Alexander Edwards
kek you are retarded. Always smoke at home, always keep your weed at home.
Kayden Hernandez
growing up my neighbors da was a pig. we'd always play football and he'd get his da to play and the cunt would trip us and kick our shins and shite so he could win. anyways ive hated cops since
Ethan Davis
Well at least you didn't relax. Good on you.
Jaxson Sanchez
Where do you think i was taking my weed dipahit? I had just bought it while i was at my friends? Do you have a weed teleporter?
Nicholas Brown
I like the base laced with fentanil substitutes, it's the best chinese invention since mephedrone
Austin Walker
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Jason Lopez
Nigga you gunna die
Benjamin Parker
bruh we all ded
Jason Morris
Unless the dead drop is my house then I still have to drive with it. And i was escaping a homeless assailant I did not have time to store the drugs properly.
Ian Brown
Well, tough luck. Best advice, don't be a chickenshit. There's greater chance that you will kill a lump than he'll kill you (roadkill, not giving food so he dies of starvation)
David Bennett
I really don't understand fear of the homeless
Angel Johnson
Then don't smoek with your dealer. I kno, i know…weed dealers always making a guy stay there and smoke, i fucking hate that. I'm very paranoid with this shits, although i live in a country with very soft drug laws(Portugal), i normally buy a quantity that would make me be consider a seller.
Charles Brooks
Serves you right for being a racist! :^)
Camden Gonzalez
I used go live near a lot of homeless people that would hang out in front of the Dollar General. A lot of them are insane and go in and out of jail A lot. Tough crowd.
Murder AND simple possession, huge upgrade.
Landon Ward
Why did you panicked with the homeless guy?
Bentley Williams
Fucking amateurs. You did something wrong if you get caught.
Angel Young
Lot of homeless would guys hang around my old workplace. Some were on crack and others were crazy. Rest were normal folks that got fucked, but I generally wouldnt take that gamble. Maybe a better lot in other areas.
Ayden Morales
weed dealers are the most lonely faggots. but you can avoid this problem by getting them to come sell weed to you rather than going to buy it from them.
Sebastian Bennett
t. professional weed smoker
Hunter Bennett
haven't finished this & i'm already laffin
Caleb Howard
First, it's a sort of insidious terrorism where the homeless are set as an 'example' of what will happen to you when you dare to fight back against the capital and state. People prefer to project their loathing on the threatening object rather than the invisible culprit.
Second, there is a massive ammount of propaganda in mass media and culture aimed at common workers, main trope is the vagabond as unstable, violent thief/rapist attacking the innocent out of spite.
Levi Hall
This is hilarious. I think if I ever deal I will do this.
Carson Perry
Really? Homeless nigger was being pushy and probably seconds away from begging for money. I'd be wanting to leave as well.
Samuel Rogers
At least this would be an entertaining way of selling weed.
Tyler Cooper
It's more about delivering the mail to a vacant occupancies. It tends to confuse the heat.
Landon Torres
isn't that when you order off the deep web?
Colton Campbell
That's how it should be done, if you're serious about it. Maintaining direct relations with dealers is always a mistake, they're usually working through criminal rings and sooner or later end up as a honeypot.
Thomas Butler
are you retarded user?
Levi Lee
well he was high
Charles Sanchez
i don't care how high you are you dont just give the cops your weed
Logan James
lol
If you get an attorney, they can probably get your charges deferred (this is the legal term of art for it) so you won't have to do anything other than go to a 1 day class & that's it. Hell, people who have done way worse stuff on their second offense can get deferrals if their attorney can convince the judge that their client is a good boy. You won't have a conviction on your record if you get a deferral & afterward you can have your attorney seal the record of your arrest so in many ways it will be like you never got arrested. If you get a deferral, you can get this over as soon as the next class comes around.
Henry Russell
Dumbass
Carter Richardson
Awful nice of you to post this advice, US legal process is confusing to EUnuchs
Dominic Harris
They should have executed you, druggie scum.
Caleb Cook
Man that's babby tier OP, I got arrested on 21st birthday for possession in Mississippi of all places and got thrown in the slammer. My advice for court is get a lawyer even if it costs cash it will help in the long run tl;dr Don't do stupid shit and fuck Mississippi
Brandon Perez
Why can't the noob junkies just stay in their homes, they just have to walk and drive all over the place as if it's something that should be showed off for all the world to see. It's the fuck-on-the-street tier reckless exhibitionism.
Noah Thomas
Yeh, you know you are more likely to get the worst option just before lunch, statistically. That's justice pal. Hungry judges.
Matthew Smith
Go to bed, Rodrigo.
Brayden Morales
Well done Mr no fun.
Jonathan Roberts
ACAB C A B
Jackson Sanchez
ITT: lumpen shit
Evan Ramirez
The car smelled like weed he knew I was high and my car is clean with very few secret hard to find compartments. Lieing to a police officer is also a felony so if they did find it things could have gotten a whole lot worse. When you are caught dead to rights it's best to just be cooperative and try to make the cops like you.
Landon Cooper
Elaborate please
Noah Stewart
In Star Trek FALC we will. Free weed teleporters for everyone.
Zachary Phillips
That blows fat cocks. I really hope I can get the fee but I can't afford a lawyer and public defenders are all shit.
Ayden Taylor
Leftists BTFO
Blake Thomas
tbqh fam it sounds like you will be fine if its your first offense and you were caught with an eighth and no other paraphernalia.
Lesson: Do not drive will high, because DWI is pretty much as bad as DUI. Don't do it, its not fucking worth it, just get a ride or stay put.
Asher Jones
If not you will probably just have to take some classes and go to an Narcotics Anonymous meeting or some shit
Matthew Smith
I wasn't smoking and driving. I actually need to do some research on how to get into contact with a public defender in my town.
Jayden King
The first time I legitimately felt white guilt.
Jaxon Perez
lmao no
Cooper Bennett
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Tyler Green
you were driving WHILE HIGH you idiot that's illegal af in all 50 states. Don't drive while high ever on any substance, you will get a DWI and if you are not lucky you will serve time OR more likely LOSE YOUR LICENSE
Nathan Perry
If you were black he would have just arrested you don't be dramatic. If every interaction like that ended with a dead black man there would be no blacks in jail.
Charles Carter
I have been smoking for years and high is a relative term for me at this point.
There is no such thing as a weed brethalizer.
Noah Evans
that's you, bee careful user
Jason Anderson
Were you homeschooled?
Nolan Lopez
you realise Steve jobs was an acid user yes?
Cooper Johnson
Yeah for real you should probably stop.
DWI is a big deal.
Liam Sullivan
It was hyperbole, the point was I would have been shown no mercy
Jaxon Stewart
so have i user and i know better than to drive while high, you drank before you left too. you're lucky they didn't smell the alc on you and breathalyze you
Eli Murphy
I appreciate the concern you are showing for my wellbeing.
Connor Reed
So if he pulled you over in front of your house and dumped it out on the ground did you wait till he left and pick it back up again?
Christopher Martinez
This. Don't tell me you weren't sure you could fend off a homeless guy if he started getting weird. Are you stupid? Don't you at least carry a knife in your car or something?
Eli Bailey
I was really more concerned about my vehicle being punched or something.
That and I just really did not want to interact with him even if he didn't get weird. And I carry a tire iron.
Angel Cruz
I guess I can understand avoiding weird people but I strongly recommend keeping bottles (non-alcoholic) and knifes in your car just in case.
Parker Long
TIRE IRON
Mason Collins
I have one too. It's in the trunk though. Glass bottles and knifes can be kept just about anywhere though.
Cooper Kelly
it was had just rained and it was all ground up. Wasn't possible.
Jacob Clark
My thought exactly.
David Stewart
If he was going to be caught anyway it's better to come clean, no?
John Myers
But then how am I gonna be high by the time I get to where i'm going? I smoke a lot of weed. I'd have to rip a bong multiple times before driving, but I don't even have one. I wish I could just go buy some edibles. Fucking Texas.
Daniel Gutierrez
Just end your worthless life. If you can`t get off form the legal stuff like most of us you werent fit for living in this world.
Gavin Turner
I carry a folding knife with a tanto blade, good stuff.
Jacob Richardson
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Kevin Lee
Think of it as opportunity to improve yourself to become better human being but wasting it due to your hedonistic nature.
Julian Sanchez
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Leo Sullivan
This has to be trolling no one can be this unaware.
Justin Parker
You're a fucking dumbass and you should have kept your mouth shut.
Camden Scott
I have been to jail and I would rather just take it on the nose than go back thank you very much.
It was not well hidden. There was a 100% chance he was going to find it.
Gavin Reed
I like to think I'm a good human. I'm usually really against driving while impaired but I was sort of forced out of my friend's house that I was smoking in. I use weed to try to expand my understanding of things and gain new perspectives, as corny as it sounds. I do need to improve a lot because even though I'm empathetic and generous, I have a lot of self destructive and lazy behavior that's killing me.
I'm aware of how much of an idiot stoner loser the story makes me sound, I just don't mind because I was/am an idiot stoner loser, but at least I admit it.
Henry Allen
Feels fucking good that the citizens of my state legalized recreational weed during the last election.
Gavin Rodriguez
not parking your car in reverse while doing hinky illegal shit is dumb as fuck
Lucas Carter
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Adrian Carter
Yeah I too decide my morals based on the state. My morals just change drastically when I travel internationally.
Leo Gray
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Noah Ward
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David Evans
you did good fam
Nathaniel Lopez
Let this be a lesson to all. Never trust a pig, never kowtow to a pig's demands
Lucas Martin
F-fuck you…
Samuel Butler
No. Do not confess anything to the police. Do not make false exculpatory statements. No exceptions. Remember, the standard of evidence in criminal trials is "beyond a reasonable doubt." LE is very procedural and you have a better chance of convincing a jury that there was some deviation from procedure - an illegal search, lack of probable cause, planted evidence, etc. - if you don't bend over and spread your ass cheeks for the cops. In fact a large portion of LE tactics revolve around circumventing these procedures by pressuring suspects to volunteer evidence, allow searches, etc. They take advantage of the fact that it can be hard for a suspect to distinguish between "asking permission" and "making a lawful order." In any case, it's much easier to get evidence, coerced or not, dismissed if you don't confess and don't lie. You're not going to get them to stop doing their job by making their job easier for them, "cooperating for leniency" really is a fiction outside of cases where you actually have some leverage (say, unrecovered money in a fraud scheme)
Elijah Wright
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Connor Mitchell
Find a dealer that will come to you. I literally never have weed on my person when I leave my house.
Ethan Stewart
If you can't live by the state's rule fuck you! Succdem explains tho.