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May 13, 2017

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Translated
Toki ch11 [Akio]
[Yuriai Kojinshi Kai (Yuri Ai)] Yuritou (Tekken) [English] [Digital] [desudesu]

Untranslated
(C55) [お子様パンケーキ (アルラウネ)] PMex.＜完全版＞：狂少女シリーズ (プリティーサミー)
(C68) [CHARM’S ROOMS (SOFTCHARM)] SWEEP-08 (ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫)
(C91) [黒鹿亭 (海野螢)] 熊の子モフルン (魔法つかいプリキュア!)
[Fukazume Kizoku (Amaro Tamaro)] Marusugi (Mitsudomoe)
[小町屋 (犬)] ROCK’N ROLL KIDS 2ND Wave (ロックマン)
[泥酔桜国(Maruto!)] BH

what the heck, yuri-bro made a thread?

is this in honour of Yuzumori-san day?

DONT BLAM ME

He's evolving

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genji desu ka?

based yurbro tho

Sleeping is a good idea.

Am I genji?

have you been drinking enough water? .-.

hope you feel better

i lied. i actually like it when darbear is a whiney bitch

hello dear

Deer*

Please respect my fursona.

sorry mooss emma

My schedule is full right now, but I will try to move some things around to accommodate this.

Yes. I am going to go buy an Excedrin or something.

D E E R

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MOOSE

Consider yourself deleted from Steam.

oh crap

but on a real tip i don't think i should have been deleted to begin with because we were good friends

but whatever i guess

Sorry, I'll just not delete you next time I quit forever.

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i just realized i might be tripping lol

*kisses your head to make it better*

fuck my life

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Nidoking is such a beast in RBY

hey ian ur cute have a nice day

/me blushu

Are you doing something nice for your mom tomorrow?

I haven't spoken to her in probably 2 months or so.

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Oh, well that's unfortunate

Tomorrow I'm driving like 3 hours to take her out to lunch/dinner and bring flowers and whatnot

LMAO
twitter.com/vlokkin/status/863502489051639815

Shit I didn't read your post body, sorry Nezi, just thought that video was funny

wow the argument even carried over to twitter

it's too perfect

My whole family, especially my aunt who's a psychologist/counselor/whatever, wants me to talk to her and shit but...

I don't think it's healthy to keep someone in your life that made you depressed for years and pushed you to suicide.

Like....sorry you blew it. Bye felicia.

I've forgiven her for her actions but still don't want her in my life because of who she is and how she behaves.

RIP Nezi

I said it was unfortunate jeez

Unfortunately for you I'm rather happy now.

Ah. Gomen.

is mercy like janna

Hiding in blankets
No skeletons to be seen
It sounds very nice.

Not your fault, I hope you repair your relationship

Like a mobile Soraka with a damage boost and Zilean ult

I mean the kind of people who play her

I don't.
She's dead to me.

Good.

sites.google.com/site/harpyschild/

Kinda, but also with Soraka

Okay then

mercy players are usually one-tricks that don't know how to play other heroes, play mercy because it's a really easy hero to learn, or they're a girl and they want to play a female healer (and mercy is a pretty swiss girl too).

they're often toxic as they don't see or understand the game from other players perspective because they only know how to play mercy, so they misunderstand what their teammates do or mistakenly think it's easy to do things better than they are.

Of course this does not apply to all mercy players, but it is especially true for most of the mercy one-tricks, which there are a lot of

Wow, what happened to all the bullshitting that life was fine? What's with this edgy nonsense?

And here we see a prime example of cumdumpster envy
Where one submissive male expresses his disdain for females who receive much more attention than him for desirable males.

I play Mercy tho because I suck at shooters

Mercy is such a badly designed character, like holy fucking shit.
She can do literally nothing by herself.
You hide in a corner and hit Q when the team fight is over

I PLAY A LOT OF d.vA

there are plenty of heroes that don't require you to be good at shooting other than mercy

Winston, symmetra, rein, lucio, torbjorn, junkrat, roadhog

and to some extent zarya and dva

Oh she can boost into the air? No wait you're right that totally doesn't make her a target or disable her from actually healing anyone besides Pharah, what a great mechanic for her to have that completely ties in with her other abilities.

She's not as terrible as Symettra or Tjorborn but still.
Pretty bad fuck up.

It's actually frowned upon between Junkrat mains if you actually ever see the enemy team during a match.

Winston would be good for Ian. You literally don't have to aim and you become Frederick Zoller at the same time.

I play Roadhog if I don't play Mercy lmao

Though I haven't played Overwatch in months

nigga what

d.va seems like she's finally in a good place. I just don't like playing her for some reason.

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Iwould probably be hanzo main

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I'm thinking more mei

torbjorn is insanely good and a lot of players don't know it.

You included it seems.

Did I mention I have a 75% winrate over six hours of playing torbjorn only?

That's on attack, King of the hill, maps that torb sucks on, everything.

If you're good at torb it's like having 7 players on your team, and a ton of damage plus armor packs.

he sounds pretty fun though and stuffs
also among the better looking characters

mei is too bae for me

this is also with no mic, as I never communicated on that account (didn't wanna listen to people whine about me playing torb only).

I've got like 60% winrate with torb in 4100SR GM

Everything Torbjorn can do on attack there's another character that can do it better. Bastion, Reaper, Lucio even.
I'm not saying he IS bad to play as, or he's unplayable, he's just so BADLY designed that it's mind-boggling.

Just pick d.Va or something

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widowmaker and deva were the next two Iwould consider

Nezi Torbjorn's turret is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Look, clearly torbjorn is just too high skill cap for you.

If I wanted to sit behind Reinhardt all day and one trick I'd pick Mercy.
It probably takes more skill to play Bastion since you have to actually aim the turret, but no, that's not even relevant to what I was talking about, which is shitty character design.
Reinhardt's a fucking amazing character. He's good on literally every map in every game mode. Solid design, simple, effective, maybe a little boring to play.

this is cute

Don't mock Nezi.
He'll just eat away his feelings again.

Reinhardt = best OW
Abd then theres tracer

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I never learned how to break that habit but I also haven't been really upset in a long time

been happy lately

I used to think brock was like grownup

centipede demon should just be renamed camera demon because holy SHIT

For some reason Centipede Demon reminds me of Volvagia from Ocarina of Time.

if volvagia had a lovechild with gohma I think centipede demon would be what comes out

easy boss fight but jesus christ the camera was triggering me so hard

Usually easy and optional are mutually exclusive
But Centi is one of those oddities

find it kinda weird in such a boss oriented game you are given official ways to skip a ton of them

It was made like that so your friends can make fun of you for doing it on the bus to school.

Of course, nowadays we make fun of you on image boards.

????

shhh shhh, it's okay, the first playthrough isn't meant to be perfect

also decided to kill gwendolyn for shit's an giggles

Killing Ladyboy is fine

However, killing spider waifu is an unforgivable sin against everything decent and holy.
You are truly damned.

Murdering the fluffy tail is a crime against nature.

Also killed anor londo firekeeper

Next play through will be PERFECT i swear

Yeah don't even try tha-

h-haha...

Dark sun is mai waifu

perfect in my eyes is completing the game "100%"ing with as many people alive as possible

How can you 100% if there are still people alive

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ignore the retard talk w/ me instead : 3

wew

is it even possible to kill frampt and suill beat the game?

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Yes, because you can side with the other serpent and travel between bonfires anyways.

seath?

what?

There's another one named Kaathe.

He dwells in the darkness.

oh shit yeah, read about him on wiki, didn't know he actually did anything other than teleport you from the abyss

Nope he's how you get the other ending where you let the fire die.

hmm, murder everyone, let the fire die, seems like a good ending

Yeah fuck those guys right

strawpoll.me/12961818

spread this poll until the Earth is salted and barren

god damnit quit making me want to jerk off while I'm trying to finish dark souls

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pretty gross

Put tracers booty on the list, deserves a spot for pissing liberal triggerinas off

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widowmakers banana

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Got plenty of weird gross shit you can fap to

i caught malcolm reynolds legit DaS1 stream the other day and bullied him a bit, was fun

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Cool

Tracer's ass isn't worth mentioning and neither are year old dead memes

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lewd

turns out he cant parry the stone greatsword, and forgot you cant roll after the magic r2
youtube.com/watch?v=sROCg3Fg00M

I'm not a footfag, get your shit together

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memes age like wine tho

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memes age like swine

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dark souls got me fucking mission oriented

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pics

IF you keep it under unproper conditions they do.

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Kind of want to blow through DS1 again now.

*Yan

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faggots

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Dont be that way, Jack. Yan and I have a pure love.

I'm probably going to jerk off here in a sec.

brb

kyle it's huge

summon me

O-oh. I'll be here when you're done.

rabid faggots

YOU ARE ALREADY BOSS SOUL

twitter.com/VP/status/863182608552906755/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https://www.popsugar.com/news/Mike-Pence-Tweet-About-Horses-43532088

Bite the pillow.

is u a bish

I am back.

*Chu*

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That was quick, how was it?

Good. I had frosted flakes.

i feel like a script kiddie

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i love horses inside and out but mostly inside. - reagan - pence

atleast your bookmarks arent a bunch of random shitty memes you saved for years

I only blow properly linking posters.

I am unrest.

My bookmarks tend to be a bunch of videos of cinematic torture shit.

same

havent slept yet

Want to call while I play games?

These are tabs.

Anyway race car time!

im good still drawing the jojo pose anyway and blasting music so i have little to talk about

nani the fuck are you one of those that keeps all their tabs open

i thought u were pointing out the fact you had a google search on bookmark

Bah. Nobody ever wants to call this early.

sowwy

Is cool.

Yum. I am eating some tuna and crackers right now.

Sounds....icky.

anyways ggez no re

get fucked gwyn

time to pirate DS2

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It is usually on sale for like 10 bucks.
Just buy it. It's shit solo.

guess I'll do a perfect DS1 run and then take a break until I have money to buy it then

I'm sorry is this supposed to be harder?

dont buy ds2

speaking of waiting for money, I forgot to check the mail last night, time 2 go

It is not, I like Tuna.

kYLE'S RIGHT
DON'T BUY DARK SOULS 2

YOU HAVE TO BUY DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR OF THE FIRST SIN INSTEAD

strawpoll.me/12961818

im not kyle

just grab them both on a steam sale, theyll be dirt cheap and network functionality is nice

It's awful.
Don't buy it. Or play it.

Ew

Yan. George.
We should do a DS2 run.

no i hate ds2

you never stay in those fuckers tho

UGH

Wat

There really isn't much else I can make this late at night anyway.

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I'll do it since I can make passive aggressive comments about moogs not playing enhancing the experience.

wait a sec

I have prepare to die edition

but I never once ran into any additional content

what gives?

Go to bed.

I'll force him to play.

But I am not tired yet...

You have to do specific obscure stuff to trigger the DLC it's kind of retarded.

Let's spitroast him.

slep

me, yan and you were supposed to be doing a run on 2 like a year ago or so

you didnt explore and werent curious enough about the shit you found in the playthrough

enjoy oolacile on NG+

the fuck do I have to do?

There's some bitch or her ghost or something in a little cave behind the Hydra in the woods go fuck her pussy or something and it should send you back in time

D-do you want me gone that badly?

I fucking better, games been a god damn cakewalk since after I beat capra demon (which I did after quelaag and all of beastbog)

i saw a picture of a vaporeon in a blender the other day

how does that make you feel

It's cute. Zac likes to post it at me.

if you do some gitting gud dark souls isnt that hard
also post character

Ah.
I played though it like, 8 times only to have people quit around the cove.

I got so tired of it.

I want you well rested.

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cant vape just become water and ignore the blender

I like the choppy-choppy ones.

I'll go get some sleep then >//w//

fair does
me and yan got to the iron keep before we packed it in because dark souls 2 hates people having friends

They really need to fix that.

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GO TO BED

blocking OP

Veigar and Evelynn are the best leagues! BEST!!

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youre playing on easy mode

also

also I literally never use the bow for anything other than poking shit or in the very rare case I actually need range.

eetis time to tootbhrush and bed

youre complaining about difficulty, and playing with the cheesiest of cheese builds

if its really so easy do a sl1 playthrough

i want difficulty not artifical limits

then haul arse to oolacile
also SL1 playthroughs are pretty standard at this point

I always liked using 2H Zwi and have a shield on the back.

i find the claymore is pretty legit

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Claymore is alright. Not my dig though, ya dig?

its versatile af with great range
the massive damage on the demons great axe is nice tho

I tend to stick to simple shit.

i may of accidentally anew thread so don't blame me

but like

Eh. It's no Zwi.

vastly over rated tbh

It was my first real weapon in DS1.

think I might go greatsword this run for the fun of it

time to haul as to sif tomorrow

post wiki stuff

Wiki stuff

honestly its a basic bitch tier weapon, literally every casuls first weapon

doit fgt

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like honestly the hardest part of my first run through was tomb of giants because the bonfires are well hidden so I was doing it ALL the way from secret bonfire in catacombs down to nito

and I still beat him after 2 tries

Thats not wgat I meant,

nito is piss easy

Wat then?

nana

Wiki stuff?

the how to pictuees

LOOD STOP IT

nightynight neru

That was a good race.

needs more feet

needs more feet and panyhose

toes sans hose

That is what that was.

I don't even know

♥
cute

:joy_emojii:

Cute

*hugs*

well the first try I had no fucking clue what I was doing.

obviously, but now its time to git gud and use a proper build

pls work

TO THE BREEDING PITS WITH YOU

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I feel like I'm operating on a patient but I'm blindfolded, using oven mitts and I only have a hammer and a spoon. Also I've never operated on anything before.

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is that a promo poster

i can't even whatever it is you'er saiyng right now

No idea, you never know with these Japanese perverts.

Also hello and good morning!

Me neither 👌

Japanese perverts

wtf which season was that gif in i need to fap

Yes it is hello and good morning too or evening!

Danish deviants.

I don't know, I just want next season/movie and I cba to watch other fate stuff since it doesn't have loli x loli x loli anyway!

you just woke up?

That's me

How you doing?

Good! Just had a friend over for coffee, but now I'm trying to figure out what this popup is that minimizes whatever I am currently running, and then disappears before I can see what it is!

I watched zero stay night and ubw. Am i a heretic?

Nah i woked 6hrs ago. How was race?

Oh no, you might be infected by that massive ransomware campaign.

bbc.com/news/technology-39901382

Is it good?

Race was kewl though rip verstappen

Don't think it's that serious. It happens rarely, but now I just thought it bothersome enough to try to look into.
Been looking at task manager for a while but nothing comes up. I could imagine it being something silly like a driver that needs updating.

I am virus, give me all your money

Stay night was confusing
Zero was good
Ubw only works if you watched zero

Did you wonned with super dorito futa moves?

*Anti viruses all over you*

warning ur filez r gunna b encryted
pay up
:3c

RIP everything!

Better have a backup ready.

*formats u*

Huh? Verstappen got hit by Raikkonen got hit by Bottas and the first two ended their race in the first corner of the first lap.

Why didn't they respawn from quick save and dorifuto to victory?

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I'll find it eventually!

What'd you do if your loli was encrypted?

Hack into the mainframe and decrypt her.

Wuts dat 😮

But fate/zero came out way after all 3 stay night routes.

brb eat

I wish I could be as pro hacker as you.

Something you don't see often.

The first one did i think but ubw was after iirc. Besides chronologically zero was first anyways.

Im fapping to illya and kuro futa and it made me think wouldn't it feel better to get fucked while playing with yo your dick instead of just fucking with your dick

rawr

The source material for all three stay night routes came out in the same VN, zero was written afterwards. The anime adaptation of zero came out before ufotables adaptation of UBW but there was still an UBW movie by DEEN before that too. The last route of the stay night VN hasn't even had an anime adaptation yet, ufotable is making a trilogy of movies for it right now but the story in that is still older than zero as well.

Get a load of this guy

That is no guy.

Do you sex any of the girls in the VN? I only watched the anime and i just thought ubw flowed well if you watched zero. I just want more content with gilgamesh. Kinda sad about ubw cuz he was portrayed as a generic bad guy.

There are sex scenes but they are super awkwardly written.

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what the fuck vs

yah dude you feel better in two spots instead of one!

This is p gay yknow

new

new

new

drinks and helicpters don;t match goodnight