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luka doggie
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cute, right?
ya
brb
playing my first ever ' Witcher 3 ' game
my guess is a pillion mix
good speed luka
god damn autocorrect
did you buy it or what ?
Pigmallion
You can't go to bed dead
That shit would be redundant
When Dusty lets the prisoner drive off with all the supplies.
What about zombies?
Nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there
That is some heavy shit, Doc.
That's some quantum shit right there
I thought quantum stuff was at a subatomic level and not heavy.
That white tank top tho
God damn it Darwin stop ruining it
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MITSUBISHI BONSAI!
Sashimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
You are the eventuality of an anomaly. You are inexorably seeking an agilent probability. Grotesquerie? What about contingent affirmation? That's gotta mean something.
I never saw the fifth one, but I hear I am not missing anything.
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Dear god never see it. Nothing exists beyond the fourth.
3 is still the best tho
YOU PICKED THE WRONG TV TO COME OUT OF
Might be time to reboot it.
It needs someone with some genuine talent and insight which seems to be sorely lacking in Hollywood
I'd be in for it if they did tho
These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hoes
This time with an all-female cast. It will be brilliant.
ZZzz... barely playable at 20 FPS at best.
Shut up Paul Feig you hack fraud
I'm going to bed angry now because you brought up that garbage
They are also applying that strategy to the Ocean's 11 series. Bye-bye.
Just speed up the game so it seems like 40fps
didn't work
sell your soul for a new computer
how
Sell anime tiddies to people with addictions.
what is that?
they look like this
that's naughty!!
Thats the soul selling part.
you've done it?
Posted anime tiddies ?
A few times.
1 too many?
Why would it be too many ?
slippery slope
What happens on the slope ?
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naughty lewd bad things of depravity evil
But what if I do lewd things with someone I love.
Is it still bad and evil ?
nope, not between just the two of u
I'm pure
i'm ultra pure!!!
high five
im lonely
im lonely too
*pet pet*
Everything will be okay.
i want to play my video games with friends
*hug*
i want my friends
i want friends
i want to be happy
I've been playing heros of the storm.
me too tbh
Is that character her mum
i played it and won the police Diva skin for Overwatch
i like and main Jaina
and valeera is relaxing to me
cause i stealth and just stand invis right behind the enemy right under their nose
:)
I wanna stick it in both of them.
her GF
♥_♥
How does that compare to League in terms of odiousness?
I thought she was supposed to be like 13
test
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i'm pretty good at valeera
I don't know
My teammates just seem to shit themselves every game.
the little murloc shit is the best
👍➕1️
my teams uber coordinated and cover lanes and push to counter pushes and group up to ambush caught out people and contest and keep people away from objective and capture all the stuff to get the Win! and hold back and farm up exp for full teams lvl ups and get ability advantige!!
My team ignores all the objectives and never leaves lane.
i just want human contact
Go to CL and look for someone to give a blowjob to. That's human contact.
Post lewds of explosion girl
they think lanes are everything LoL they farm and farm and lose because they don't know HotS is different way to win video game
and get colapsed on
i like combo's with valera tho garote their neck into the ground
meggers is pure
I like it because its like a better form of jungling.
I don't have to do camps and I just get exp
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i fapped to meggers before
Kazutrash x Explosion is OTP anyway so that's ok.
Wait why didn't I just say Kuzuma
i like standing on those vision capture platforms
and contesting payloads forever
while they flail around trying to hit me while i invis
and i just sit there laughing invisibly
until my team win
valeera great
but i HATE the OP butcher character who 1v1 anyone and kill OP instantly ;~;
but any non tanky character or support i sneak behind them when they alone and Garrote their neck and combo them into death!
Hes also fat and ugly.
Oh I woke up before 12 for once
show ur desktop mess
My desktop has no icons.
i.gyazo.com
You disgust me
even with skins...
at least the ladys are pretty
tbh he's the only one i avoid above all
Valla is also cool
Nova is cool but I think Grim would like her
nova is kewl invis sniper lady
tbh her super ultra lazor ult beam
is super weak ;~;
small aoe and barely any dmg
and people just walk out of it or barely take any dmg
Just get the other one thats a cait ult then
Oh.... i forgot she can also do that.
but at least her clone is soo fun! +the dmg clone
to poke them all the time!
i just sit invis and spam clone!!!
too bad i play in such a high ELO now that invis doesn't matter because they Pro's can spot the shimmer....
;~;
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wasn't luka bronze forever in league of shitters
I see that nekopara lurkin
luka is a golden goddess when it comes to skill based mmos
Honestly anyone whos not blind can see it.
you'd be surprised how many don't do anything when they se the shimmer right beside them....
I normally kill everyone right now because no one can see me.
I don't even know what the max rank is
should do that thing you used to do back in the old days when you thought battlerite was big and rise in ranks and stuff back then in the old days but now in HotS
and become OP asasin killer
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I don't know whats good on what map.
i actually have 2. the safe version and the lewd patch
maps are random anyway?
and you pick your hero before going into random maps anyways???
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lol
:)
In ranked you see the map before the game starts and some heros aren't good on some maps.
holy shit rip 5:4
oh neat
choose the OP ones!
and then synergy with ur ranked team!
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I don't know whats meta on any of the maps
i have 2 1280x720 monitors too but my thingy doesnt have the i/o thingy to support it
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we should crowdfund fek a proper neet pc system thing
brb nom
we should gofund me cucks who get cucked by ikt's gigantic dong tbh
i hav enuff money im just not worthy
yay a kitten!
read meta people webpage thignys? :P
you sure know your kittens
lol
lol koreans
I awooke
*pets*
:|
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i want more!
Of the Koreans ?
i dunno what i want ;~;
sometimes i just want to tickle your clit with my tongue
Try some things out and see what you like.
sorry for no spoiler pls
You are worthy! *hug*
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ill survive
i tried stuff but it didnt work out
What did you try ?
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Ihave to make bwakafeast
Your tiny screen tho.
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its only tiny sideways
not acceptable
Aw. That's kind of sad.
He should just fuck his son.
my table cant fit bigger sideways
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Damn ponies.
I don't believe this. Pics.
secret. it would be off center
Want to play the Ringed City with me once I get paid and buy it?
It's best experienced solo with the exception of the first boss.
Show us the NEETstation anyway :3
Witcher 3
and uh... umm... other disasters
no its messy
yummy pastry bwakafests! =w=
Come on, babe.
Don't be lame.
Cary me on your big strong shoulders.
The more reason to!
no its clean
No games are really all that fun atm
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When are you just going to steal me up huh
i heard neir automata is cute and stuff....
but it has some evil Denuvo encryption bloatware
what is fun anymore.....?
I'll wait until Erin ODs and catch you on the rebound.
This seems like a pretty solid plan tbh.
That is if George and I break up.
George has two boyfriends?
He doesn't know we're dating, but we suuuuper totally are.
Oh I know what you mean.
It's a simple comfort I enjoy.
*sips a can of brisk*
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*snuggles sleepily*
Like a butthole?
Just wake up, or have you yet to sleep?
An emotionally comforting butthole.
watched gaurdian of galaxy 2
havenyt slept yet
about to nap shortly.
i want love
You sleep at odd hours.
I woke up late today around 6 AM.
Don't you have Vyylee?
yeah.... i tend to be awake past 11am or 1 pm till around 2am(the next day) or 5am
i skip the daylight part mostly.
do i? i don't know what i have honestly. *shrugs*
Daylight is awful.
If I had my way it would be dark all the time. It's relaxing.
Don't take what you have for granted.
Sounds about right
I could love you. I think we would be a cute couple.
Also sorry if I start acting all sad and shit.
I'm kind of in a bad mood.
thank heavens the climate here most of the time is cloudy and stuff~
Wanna talk about it stuuuuud?
What did I ever do that was bad?
bully me
You stupid nigger
It rains a lot here in the south. I'm grateful for it. I love being tired when it rains. I'm not sure why.
I don't think anyone here really knows what their doing. My life has been a litany of odd choices and chasing after people I want to be around.
I don't know. I just don't have a lot of direction right now. I like it here, but when you have friends so far away and all over you get home sick for places you don't really have homes at.
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Maybe you should go visit someone.
soothing~ 'sonder'
at least you survived all your choices and made it this far :)
*lays down and wraps up tightly in my blanket*
I don't have any family south of KC. And that's close to 800 miles away. I have a few family members over on the coast, but that's 600 miles.
A few threaders live about 400 miles away. George lives pretty far too. Not sure how far though.
I'm saving up to get people to visit me sometime.
You know luka i try my hardest with you
you can't expect to be loved if you don't even think you're worth the effort
cunt
Yeah that's pretty far out in the middle of nowhere.
I suppose. Though that's not really saying much. I haven't really ever gotten far out the door in life. I'm trying to go back to school, but I don't know if I would honestly have the drive to do anything with it. I've kind of resigned myself to factory work.
We're suppose to go to the south beaches this summer. Me and my room mates. I've never seen the actual ocean save for the murky NY shores and a bay that's even murkier.
reminds me of homers "do it for her" poster he has up in his office.
something something about the journey and not the end?
try doing nice
Gee which beach
I'd rather be doing things for me.
No idea. They just said "the beach".
The Gems and humans speak the same fucking language so why would Aquamarine think the word "My" is part of a name
because she's a cunt
Did they say Ocean because... like that could just be a lake or something.
Midwesterners get like that.
murr
The actual ocean.
I hope it's as good as I think it is.
i wonder if you will~
anyways... brb lieing down
Yes and No
Wait Luka don't go.
Luka wait
Luka come back
Night, Luka.
Well, I guess I'll find out.
gonna go down to the beach
gonna do some beachy things
Might be a good catharsis.
Kyle sleepover w/ me
I need spoon for sleep.
lewd pic not related
*Licks from the small of your back to your neck*
nvm u stay over there
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...Okay FINE but I get to be the little spoon.
:3
tfw nobody responded to your pull request
What's a pull request?
Contributing code to something someone else has started
o
pull my nuts daddy
wow somebody just responded just asI typed that
it was posted like 2 weeks ago
The gods see it fit to reward you.
Goggles. Nobody is awake for calls.
I am wake for calls but just a little because caffine is making me hurt my head.
Dead
*pawsat ur thiiigh 0/////0 u moan owo*
Come on, man.
You'll make me cum.
go watch attack on titan scoots so i can post my funny meme
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Want to make me cum?
I know what happens
Post it
i forgot how they did the reveal this scene in the anime honestly caught me off guard
bretty good episode though
I know
When i read ahead i was like.... "what"
Made sense in retrospect
But still
Lmao good mem
Not sure I can do that.
Nobody has yet.
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Yeoman > nobility
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aloha snackbar
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Come now, scoot, a bowman doesn't outright nullify a guy in full plate. You gotta figure that is a lot of layers of armor it has to pierce, and then also penetrate deep enough to incapacitate him.
I know they made armor piercing arrows, but I can't imagine it is common that knights were taken out left and right by them.
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I can't get off to how fake this looks.
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Dicks touching is gay.
true.
its not even that.
hardened steel plate cannot be pierced by arrows of any kind, they simply do not have the force to puncture high carbon steel thats been heat treated. it takes a fucking good bow and a well placed shot to puncture mild steel as it is.
theres also the fact that plate armour by design is curved so that no incoming thrust or arrow ever hits at an ideal angle, massively reducing its penetrative capacity. even mild steel if well angled will prevent injury from most bows.
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Lol
Dark souls is shite
who said anything about dark souls?
Just saying
its not the games fault youre bad
Im an expert
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Did he order sushi
Fuck archers and mages in DS.
I'll take my sword and board any day.
probably just some side dish like blue squid
sure you are
pure str or die fam
Ayyy lmao
Archers are playable in DS?
I like to throw in a splash of faith in my builds when I go knight set up.
I had trouble with a few.
literally qt
*Unsheathes uchigatana*
*rolls behind you*
nothin' personnel kid
I've never seen anyone play an archer.
Man, I really wish I had a comprehensive list of what to get rid of in Win10.
My computer is cluttered as shit.
I find it pretty good for PvE if I don't feel like close combat.
Magic just never does it for me as a main source of fighting.
Sorcery is for nerds that's why
You know who liked Sorcery?
Seethe the Scaleless, the biggest nerd in existence.
I hated his area.
It killed the flow of the game.
You had to play way too defensively to kill the crystal midgets.
...Dark Souls had flow?
gay
diff win10.iso win7.iso
same tbh
Dark souls? More like DARK SHIT
Well I could go back to other places if I wanted.
Being locked in one area like that for a while felt awkward.
Some say that Scoots is still stuck in the Asylum to this day.
Some say Scoots never even made it past the first hollows.
Others say the Asylum Demon got him.
Still yet more say he can't figure out how to use the joystick.
Oscar never gave him the keys.
He knew Scoots wasn't the chosen one.
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Pass the controller, bro.
the asylum was easy, it's that fucker on the bridge that I can't get past
REEEEE
sabs needs to come on thread so we have someone to bully.
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Scr34m
How is this png animated anyways what the fuck
blame firefox
Konnichiwa, bitches
someone pls talk to me omg
Detective You
*Detective (You)
hai scoots
Hello. Have a (you)
7 get
Buy me shoes?
nvm gotta go
toodles nerds
Scoots you got scammed
NEVER
How does giving a hooker shoes work?
With money, you just shove bills wherever available.
With shoes, do you just shove the heels in unmentionable places?
Hey Dusty I heard you let some prisoner go
In a real game not a shitter one
My bad I didn't know we were getting into some metaphysical "Real" and "Not real" thing about what actually does and doesn't constitute existence.
I guess if he wasn't your prisoner anymore after escaping then the prisoner isn't real either.
AI=/=Human
I'm pretty sure letting AI escape is even worse.
It bugged, the guy literally despawned
Yeah that doesn't sound like a shitter game at all then.
Totally real.
You posted a screenshot of the DayZ standalone
Things don't just DESPAWN while you're using them in Standalone tbh
What a pussy
You bought the standalone tbh
Attack on authority or whatever, but it kinda devalues any/all opinion on games
Holy fuck maybe I should just make an entire folder for mobile/browser game cringe ads
Standalone in 2015 was still actually being developed a LITTLE bit.
TheLegend27???
Holy shit
LOL
shit where the fuck is test
Regardless of whether or not it was being worked on at the time, anybody with two brain cells to rub together could tell it would never compare to Arma 2, and Arma 3 was out by then.
It had 3 million copies sold by that point, which was half the sales of Arma III at the same time.
But I guess it's easy to pretend you hated on a game before everyone else hated on it.
evony
Hipster trash
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Everyone who played Arma 2 DayZ mods saw the standalone and could tell it was shit
If you hadn't played before I guess you could fall for it
MAXIMUM OVER-HIP
I remember having fun playing DayZ with Kitt and Reid's bf and friends.
Spent a whole 2 hours glitched inside a house under the foundation.
I like DayZ Standalone, it's fun to murder hobo people
Also Dusty, it seems the OICW/Type 115 that you're using with the underslung .50 is an anti-material weapon. You could have used it to disable that Ifrit last night.
Is it really being a hipster if he's playing the more popular game?
Make a new thread~!
Hipster culture is what's popular right now so maybe.
Gaping anus
Do it yourself.
I said as much, but the .50 BW is only like 1800fps and shotting with a laser I can't zero and have no magnification. Pretty difficult to hit, considering I need to hit the crew.
shooting*
v
The hell, I was asking all cutesy and shit.
that computer isn't even plugged in
blank post
well, that is how logic works, logic is cold.
people, still like that fag pedo shit?
just out of respect
is that fucking mercy from over watch? she went "hello ma'am" to "yo sonny calls me momma too"
i don't know about gods, but men can reward each other.
only REAL way to ever damage armoured human is to use "blunt force" Hammer, Axe, anythong, but a sword (Katana Dan Da Da Dan!) will break in seconds, this was basic common sense in medivieal times.