When you realise that Chip Hazard was rad as heck.
When you realise that Chip Hazard was rad as heck
Happy Friday, everyone. Hope it's a good one for ya.
Gregg is the bestest.
I like them as a pair.
The bad feel when I don't have a mature partner to take care of me anymore.
I kind of just want someone who is stable and keeps me stable. I like being held.
me except kfc
Wow, what are you? Gay?
So YOU'RE El Bardo!
I should have known...
yes! just like that but a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you and your curse
Girls are icky.
Fuck me hard.
Girls are icky.
Baginers are icky.
Dogs are cuter.
I'll end you.
Dogs are cuter.
You know, I can't argue with you on that one.
im a dog
You're a qt cheetah.
Hm...naw. Not to me. Though it's nice to pet both.
What's your favorite thing about being a dog? Is it belly rubs?
my favorite thing about being a dog irl is standing by the door until i get let out and then i usually want to go back inside and then when they let me in i go and paw at the door again
Have you ever tried barking at nothing at 3 AM? It's a hoot 'n' a holler.
LOL sabrina you sure know an awful lot about being a dog if I didnt know better ???
I once had a Freaky Friday/Vice Versa/Big/Papa to Musume no Nanokakan experience with my neighbor's great dane. Sadly, no one seemed to notice when I showed up to work and starting typing with my doggie paws.
I can't log into OW.
It forced me out and I can't get the password.
I'm resetting it.
Nothing nice to say today, huh?
no. child support is a bitch.
TEAM SKULL RULEZ
Aw. Well, at least you're doing the right thing by your kid. I never saw a dime from my scumbag father.
TEAM LOLI RULEZ
Two different worlds as the one payed and the one paying. My cousin was paying for a bag of weed with his child support money but the judge didn't care.
For me, she chose to raise him alone, she should pay for everything herself. My sister pays for everything and she don't have to worry about her kids being around a druggie dad/family
I forgot what a hamburger was and I thought you could slurp a wendy's frosty through a straw
I don't know what to say. I'm sorry things are so awful. :-/
Ya gotta get the fries extra fresh, then dip 'em in the Frostee.
il try that next time
how are you doing you angel of a person?
If I'm an angel, I'm one of ill repute like them gals from Panty & Stocking. Aaanyway, I'm about to go to a meeting in which I think I'm going to be scolded for not doing someone else's job, but I plan to make sure they know it was someone else's job and IDGAF if that person gets slapped for not doing it. :3
So that's my life's story. Hi, Mr. Grim.
Yeah, sorry. I just can't relate. But I know it causes you a lot of grief and I wish I knew how to help.
no way. You're the kindest creature here. Good! Defend your place and tell em good :D
Okay but why tho
DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKURO
Not you nerd
that's not even the same .gif
It's not gay if he's a girl etc.
im totally lost here but okay
The weather has been getting so much nicer. I've been having fleeting thoughts about either upgrading or just redoing my rig from the ground up to fit a more portable mid atx from its original full atx. What do you think I should do?
LEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK AND IT STILL IS
DRAGON MAID IS A POPULAR CHINK AND SHE STILL IS
I grew out of lemonade
iced green tea is my go to now
Squats and gang signs in the appropriate attire
I would just like some nice
qquite honestly i would acquire this through capitalist means
i dnt want to ilve
I'm thinking a full rebuild from the ground up is warranted tbh
put some sliced fruit and cucumber in it like those white girls trying to lose weight
I like your new trip
do you also have the cap to wear
Just goes to show who really won in the end.
Just upgrade you swine.
I built my rig in 2012
with a sandy bridge :$
and the full atx is just
spreading lies about Satania
If you get a new rig it's mandatory that your new case has to be bigger.
Seems like a dumb asshole to me
por why tho
why not be efficient with your cabling and coolers and save space
dumb assholes thinkings normal assholes are dumb assholes
Ell Oh Ell
youll never see it comin
You too! Drink responsibly for me, I won't be able to!
dumb assholes thinking normal assholes are dumb assholes thinking dumb assholes are dumb assholes
Mr. Grim, did ya ever have a job at which the boss "delegates" things that don't need to be delegated?
Anyway, how ya been? Did ya get settled into that new place, or am I way behind on my Grim Monthly subscription?
I drank a bunch last night and played horseshoes with some friends. It was nice. We got to enjoy the sunset too. The weather is just perfect right now. Why can't you drink?
You don't ask why you just do it.
I want a Satania pet.
Drink with me
mm well when I was in that position it was either delegate this task to someone or nobody would do it...
I'm settled in I guess
I feel like I will never get used to it until I live alone though
job life is good though, staying busy, staying VERY productive
thats a lewd video
I want a Ikt pet.
You're a lewd video
I will, but not responsibly!
That sounds great though, weather is awful here. Danish summer is unpredictable as ever, last year was record breakingly hot by now.
Okay! What are we having?
thats not very cash money at all
Here's a *pet*
Here's a *pet*
The only loop around is a solid gold case or one of those mineral oil cases.
wheres pandakuro from
Hmmn, I'll make myself another drink instead :3
oh HELL no
[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILLYA 3rei!! - 12 [720p].mkv
Do it and put a little Big Daddy in it
You're a *pet*
SHUT UP IM AUTISTIC
I need that "want some loli juice on it?" image right now.
what a mess
No you're a *pet*
Yeah you are
What the heck?
Don't lewd the Sagiri
You could probably take some out and use it as lube while you watch porn
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI DON'T LEWD SAGIRI etc
imagine the contamination
I dont usually use lube when I masturbate anyway
ur so casul
What the heck? You said loli pee, you weirdo!
You're my *pet*.
It's weird that ikt is the new Darwin
your apathy in honesty gets me hard
Ooooh. Well, I'm glad you can party! I'm at the age where I drink responsibly most of the time, though I can still get carried away. (Hopefully not literally!)
Our weather's been pretty and mild so far. I get the feeling we're due for a drought though. :-/
See, now that I'm a manager, I get that. But there's delegating, and then there's dumping your job on others 'cause you're lazy. That seems to be the case with this particular person.
What the heck? Since when?
are these subs accurate
nani the heck*
Since the *pet*tening.
I sure hope so.
where dey from
Are they ever
There we go, she's my drink for tonight
I'm sure you can get crazy once you've had a resposible bottle of responsible wine.
I'll gladly trade our grey rainy clouds for just a little bit of sun.
Asking the REAL questions.
Police this man is a pedophile!
Oh, okay. *pet*
Stop talking about my pee
Whaaat? I can't get arrested for drinking vodka juice!
Loli juice on your bed.
i have no biscuits and i must dunk
*pees in ur butt*
That's not a very nice thing to do *pees back*
I dont think thats the term for that LOL
but yeah foreskin is pretty cool
Yeah theres a clear cut difference between your responsibilities and someone elses for sure sabby
just grim is okay
happy friday, did you just wake up?
The string and piano dynamics in this are just amazing
why is it clear/glitch free is that some kinda spoiler
stop reacting at me like im stupid with a gay boy
Happy friday grimace! I did kinda? I woke up at like 11.
How's your day going?
I haven't seen it yet.
You are indeed.
No, it's not a spoiler
Is Kimi no Wa a good thing and should I watch it ASAP as possible?
it was my favorite anime movie ive ever seen
When the sun comes out, go on a booze cruise.
I dunno what to say now, so here's a cute webm. :3
Even better than Boku no Pico?
I always feel so insecure when her cock is larger.
good couples movie
Mike is so cute! I love that video. :3
I wasn't even aware he had airtime before dirty jobs
Neither did I. That's pretty cool. He seems like such a nice guy. Now I gotta Google if he's married...
Grim, Mike Rowe apparently sang with the Baltimore Opera. Whaaaaaat?
It's makin' my ovaries ache.
you're quite the charmer yourself, I bet you'd be able to tango with a guy like him.
thot b gone
I didnt say thought I said thot
huh? i don get it
hoe is a bad word >.<
Now I wanna see what's blocked out no homo.
Straight girl touches straight boys penis.
Straight girl touches straight girls penis.
whats the point of this if /r/yuri exist
its less lewd subredit
Right. That would be distasteful.
Daym, only 1000 subs I thought maybe you hadn't
i see whole some
i click like
i see people in comments mention it as x-post, i follow link and subscrub
so this exists
my how dapper
Straight girl rapes gay boy's penis in her unwholesome straight vagina
tfw you will never be that aesthetic
God I wish that were me
17 is latest, 18 comes out 15/05
Stop ruining lewd illustrations for me Emma
Stop ruining Emma for me lewd illustrations
ywn receive head pats from Emma
I got a bloody tissue from Emma, it's pretty amazing.
Did anybody watch Oshiete Galko-chan?
It was gross
just like next poster
ME I'M GROSS ME
YES I SMELL LIKE PEE PEE HAHA SUCKERS
FUCK I MISSED IT
EAT IT YOU RAGAMUFFIN FUCKBOY SLUT
You can be my dirty poster!
will you provide lolipiss
Ikt let's cuddle
Is it safe?
what up niggas
You broke it :(
Why wouldn't it be?
tfw your PC is kill and you are stuck on chans
play a video game
The best game this piece of shit can run is COD4
Maybe you bite.
i'm sure you could find something better online
I always think I heard the worst shit there is but then life proves me wrong
I'm thinking of checking on my kancolle fleet
Dunno about anything else really, gibe examples
or watch animu
Neko that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.
I've been doing that a lot recently. Animu and series both.
That boruto? You wanna suffer through that after nurutu ended?
Yan that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.
Something that is the most disgusting Emma I have ever seen in my Ikt
i was just thinking the same about you
I just downloaded a bunch that i am going to start watching.
What ones have you been watching?
Saiki Kusuo no Psi-nan
weekly super sentais
I don't even remember the rest
It's okay, you just don't have good taste.
oh right mob psyhco 100 too
I think the only one of those that i have seen is gabriel dropout. it's pretty funny tho especially satania's parts.
right now i am watching this one
I have the best taste tho.
click random subreddit because im bored and sad
IS IT TRYING TO TELL ME THINGS
I got /r/NewsOfTheStupid
Dragon maid is brilliant
Wanted to drop gabriel dropout but satania saved it
Oh damn that got a pretty bad rating. Interesting genres tho
I'd rather see for myself
it seems pretty interesting so far
Looks interesting enough
Tell me if its any good when you are done with it
always will be
I see, it's unfortunate that your shit taste is incurable.
Ban x Yan is my favorite ship
witness me, for i am a god
Who are those weird sluts ?
I expect you to write a fanfic.
Already seen it by J-list
Dunno what people find funny or whatever about her
She is either annoying or boring
I don't even know
They look like extras.
that's because they are
flat is just
I knew it
It wasn't that hard to figure out
Yan came in from the rain, his long dark hair dripping. He stood in the doorway for a moment, staring at Ban before dragging himself inside and quietly shutting the door. Ban was comfily snuggled up under a plush blanket, watching netflix. He pretended not to notice Yan and ate a piece of popcorn. "Yo." he said, sexual frustration venting audibly from the apathy in his greeting.
Yan took off his jacket and slumped over to the couch, slouching down with Ban and taking some over the blanket. "I'm sorry." he murmured. "It's k" said Ban, watching the movie.
Yan leaned softly against his lover Ban, resting his head on Ban's shoulder and letting out a small sigh. "Did you take our Diego Brando figure?" said Ban. "The Scary Monsters one?" Yan nodded. "I thought I'd take him out for some air." Ban ate another piece of popcorn. "You didn't close the door all the way you know." Yan chuckled and walked back to the door to close it, but didn't notice Ban quietly following him. "No, open it again." said Ban quietly. "What?" Just then, Ban pounced and brought Yan to the floor, straddling his groin and pinning him to the floor. He brought his lips close to Yan's and whispered "Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur."
great fap, 3/10
Well maybe for everyone else.
Is Diego the dinosaur ?
I need that last bit in ASMR.
I only care about me and you
He could use a nice long walk.
thats a very small world.
let's make it bigger
how and why ?