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Saint George's Day Edition

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nice loli

;~;

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every day until you like it

Yuri~

why does every single anime have the same exact school

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Slow steady movement, controlled environments and sterilization are the names of the game

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I wish you luck.

this pic is 10/10

those tears

Dunk this dick,
Trench of dicks.

Lewds is my imouto.

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looks gay

lucky for you then

why

becaUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOT

but that is incorrect

i like cancer anime

What call? do people still use skypes

traps are gay

lol yes

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discord

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Ah, I'd hope people dont use skype this day and age.

lmao busted

I do not do douhins, or incest or lolis.
But I do do memes.
Oreimo memes.

needs more pantyless panty

as good as she is at those cosplay lewds, fully naked shes the roastiest roasty that ever roastied from what I've heard

I'm not a trap

gross
disgusting
icky

Icky !

wtf is wrong with that chocolate

stick

just came out

Hikkis aren't good at cooking

youtube.com/watch?v=N8E-LSgpPH4

What's st George day? Some kinda eu holiday?

Bullshit, back when I was unemployed and a dropout I maxed out my cooking level

Bean paste on rice is not maxed out cooking

THAT DOESNT COUNT

ITS NOT MY FAULT I LIKE EATING MY CULTURES POOR ASS FOOD

IT TASTES GOOD!

nah dude its cool i lik eating my instant noodles too. how good can you cook anyways

I'd cook so much pho and banh uoc and banh xeo and goi cuon

Pretty good
I've been doing it for a while so I don't need to look up recipes or nothin

Ikt pls

Yo but you can make goi cuon?
Fuck man.
Lets get married, be my wife
How do you make the peanut sauce anyways?

i wanna taste ur pho

im not really into large amounts of meat. i prefer carbohydrates

goi cuon is ezpz

you need home-made thit nguoi and/or good cha lua for a proper banh mi though, and those take a bit more prep/effort.

What about us?

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You always gotta have Meat, Chicken, Fish, or shellfish bro

Isn't t all sticky tho?
The semen paper stuff?

lmao I dont even know what that is

What about you

Post new stuff already

It's romantic song lyrics, don't you see?

IM BRITNEY SPEARS ON HELLA DRUGS

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Nigga that's romantic af

I don't know if you consider this dancing but man that nigga can fucking move

That would involve me downloading new stuff.

Beautiful.

The D can be romandic

But new stuff is always fun

Who wants to be on a twitch stream and mic with me, playing Domina?

It looks like this.

I need someone on mic and watching stream, and turn their twitch audio off so we can chat.

Did I kill chat again with my murder?

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It's my specialty. Candles and shit.

Nah just dip in water and start putting your stuff in and roll

I can't be bothered.

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ik but that amount looked excessive

I was cooking for my huge spic family sorry

I'd like to dip you in water and start stuffing you in

I usually just download new shit from fb tbh

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campusreform.org/?ID=9079

Okay so what if I identify as a girl with hardcore menstruation cramps and can't take a final because of it?
Like, what the fuck then?

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Then you receive a passing grade if you let the professor finger you and then masturbate to the sweet, delicate aroma of period blood.

No thanks I'll pass

Thank god I was born a man

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Fucking hell NO
In a decent society things like that wouldn't be alive

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Did your girlfriend turn out to have a dick?

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Delete that.

Mine? Na. She is fully woman. With big ole natural titties.

Dar, I'm going to pop you in the mouth and be all
"Oh, delete that."

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Sounds gay, but if you want to explore...

Delete what?

NOT LIKE THAT.

WRONG KIND OF POPPING FUCK

Don't sweat it Grim 98% of this place consists of fags

You can't identify as "having cramps". Even trannies don't think they're going to magically start menstruating, and that shit doesn't fly even among the most liberal circles.

Besides, do they let women not take tests because of periods there? That is not something I've ever heard of happening.

impossible to prove you're having menstrual cramps unless you have a doctor-signed menstrual calendar.

And even then, periods can vary due to other factors.

Women are expected to take pain meds beforehand I guess.

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I guess you could take a birth control regimen way beforehand to not even have pms issues do to not having a period at all but idk what that does to the body longterm tbh

They just start shrinking.

Why not just ask a woman?

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No idea how bad that shit can get.
It was just an example of liberal idiocy. Not a perfect one but you get it. People can actually abuse this delusion libs are trying to spread.

"Birth control users may have an increased risk of cervical cancer. Cervical cancer is commonly caused by the human papilloma virus (HPV). Long term use (five or more years) of OCs is associated with an increased risk of cervical cancer. However, it’s not clear whether OC use decreases the body’s ability to fight off HPV or if there’s another indirect reason for the higher risk.
Birth control users may have an increased risk of liver cancer. OC use has been linked to increased risk of benign liver tumors. Though some research indicates that more than five years of OC use may increase a person’s likelihood of developing malignant (potentially cancer causing) tumors on the liver, other studies have not found this association.
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That doesn't sound very cash money at all

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Women don't read or think so its working out

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nani the fuck

Can we get an actual statistic on how much of an increase it is?

Because an increased risk of .0000001% is still an increased risk.

This ugly tranny son of a bitch has gotten three inches shorter and basically you're stupid.

How? Just watch the free video.

Most women just suffer through it. If it's particularly bad for them and they're anemic and get migraines and so sick they can barely move I'd get it, but most women feel gross and bleed a bit.

Dunno man I didn't see them do either so far

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why not google it like I did

it doubles cervical cancer risk

Were you googling vaginas?

That's considered statistically insignificant and most drug companies would choose not to report it.

I was googling your vagina

if you're a smoker and you take bc all those risks like triple lol

I finally quit smoking and you tell me I have to stop snacking on birth control pills too?

This is fucking ridiculous.

I legit don't give a shit about tranny issues.
They seem irrational.

if you live in the city and don't grow your own food you're going to get cancer anyway

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What's the base risk?

What's the base risk?

if you quit you should be ok to guzzle them every friday, christina-kun

I was making a joke about Fish. I assumed you were too.

ikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

google it yourself nigga im not your slave

I like how we can talk about basically everything here

and everyones personality shines through their replies

And we all come out dumber because of it.

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spanish beer is p nice

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nah. We all learned something about cancer risks and birth control today

Including how people who are anti-gun are just complete morons, right?

Thank God.

it's okay.

how many school shootings do you have in non-gun countries though

I'm still pro gun but facts are facts

better than the asian ones.
Estrela had something else

but if you think about the bigger picture

why do we even have school shootings

its the culture

not the guns

Fair enough, but there are other solutions to it. There also comes the pragmatic view that there are so few actual deaths compared to other death causes.

most of these people were scorned

mental help is still taboo even today

that needs to change

Remove negros from schools.

asians don't make good beer because they are too small to have a decent alcohol volume.

i don't actually drink beer.

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Remove niggers from the planet.

it's the fucking iranians selling guns to teenagers

we need to get the product off the streets.

Yes, but I moved away from it.

You were the one posting about the increased risks.

you're the one who wants to know the exact numbers

its true

I bought a Kalashnikov from a 12 year old iranian boy

It isn't the culture.
It would be a bigger thing if it were the culture.

It's just something that happens.

I thought it was because Heineken owns all asian beers and makes them just as shit as Heineken is.

what do you drink

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You presented statistical data without statistics.

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thats pure numbers

I presented conclusions from statistical data

either way I'm not doing it for you

did you sleep with him

Rum and coke like a teenage girl. but I of course don't drink regularly because that would very quickly devolve into dependence. and i don't like the way I talk to people when i have an excuse to act like an asshole. or how i improvise uke songs about wanting to fuck posters in the ass. it isn't comely.

but honestly, most branded beers are shit. buy local.

chansu!

Loco on that dick so hard lmao

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what

i'm making fun of him

he's a naan bread nappie head i tell you

LOCO AND GRIM
SITTING ON A BENCH
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

FIRST COMES CURRY
THEN COMES GHANDI
THEN COMES POO THAT YOU DO IN THE LOO

that would be inedible

what a waste of good naan

rofl

I make jokes on the internet because I'm very depressed.

My home is being shat all over what the fuck

how are you so sure its bc

Elaborate.

hahahah

Posts the same, talks the same, acts the same.

boards.4chan.org/b/thread/730259021
That git just passed the spamfilter

How does shit like this happens? Bebop?

I really should just ditch the place

We here have a tendency to get all nerdy about alcohol, one knows it all about rum the other about whiskey or wine and such.

I have those on special occasion.

you're such an idiot

Remember guys.
Bebop is a secret janitor for 4chan too.

What?

What? She really did avoid the spam filter.
Seems legit.

What spam filter, exactly?

It isn't like being a janitor is all that interesting.

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Dunno, can they still delete threads? I'd sure love to get my hands on that

You can't really put the same lines including replies more than six times in 4chan.

People have been avoiding those with invisible characters since fucking forever.

which post is it jack
the one that "avoided" the filter

you can use that one alt code

fuck you darwin

user-ib.co/tr/res/8162.html

You would lose it in a week.

grim is a homo

I refuse to believe that he has been posting in 4chan since over a decade ago and he was fooled by something like this.

he could be drunk
or this could be part of his master plan

jack is actually bc

Jack, you may be retarded.
You've posted there for how long and don't know these things?

Oh bloody hell I completely forgot about that one thanks

Probably yeah but oh boi that week would be fun. I'd take all my day offs for that

this one
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/730259021#p730262216

Hi, what is the current topic of conversation

I'm not reading all that shit

The disappearance of Paul Allen.

I legit forgot. I didn't try to spam there in ages
Well, not sober.

We're raiding the waifu threads.

jack is an idiot and

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He died in a car crash no?

Jack was befuddled by the really a 14 year old girl for five years that Grim totally fucked in central park.

It was Randall's island, get it right you little shit

Sucking tranny dick

It was all a bait to get yall to raid them
keikaku doori

I would suckj a girl penis

>"Joke's on you; I was only pretending to be retarded!"

Gottem.

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So we /namesink/ again or?

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may as well just shut this board down really

I'm not downloading the botnet.

yes we namesink

Okay fuck I really did forget, Holy shit even I make mistakes once in a century

Those guys are worse than you lot

Remember to also get all erins scripts and what not xDDD

Getting the botnet???

You should regulary visit just to spite them
They seem pretty hostile

They seem pretty autistic.

I don't have the time, attention span, or fucks to give about spiting avatarfags on an imageboard to take time out of my day for it.

everyone is autistic

it is the norm

You should try it one time its fun

Would be fun to see if the mods would start picking up on it again if we did tho
Those waifu threads has been going steadily for a while

They are literally the same as you guys are here tbh

The Holla Forums has always been so autistic. Man, glad I am not them

anything but the fourchans

They have BC now.
They're innately more autistic for having him.

I mean, the high point could be grim leaving for Holla Forums forever because of "girl" chan

they mad
This is entertaining

I mean, I guess. I haven't read their threads enough to know if they really want him there or if he just tags along like he did here.

Wow people are so new

nigga you wilin

I haven't even opened the thread. The dude was just the pinnacle of autism. He made Luka look like Luka was in touch with reality.

one down

what's the next step of your master plan

Can we not go back to 4chan?

Is that the same Shiro guy who posted here? Wasn't he super creepy?

This concept intrigues me
Link

he kept talking about asking women to pose naked for him so he could draw them

he wasn't very good

loco pose naked for me so I can draw you

actually dont

why tho

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Cooki also said he wrote autistic shit to her occasionally.
Pretty funny when he was acting all tough with all his working out and what not.

It was the dude who pretended to be a 15 year old psychopath/serial killer/doctor/whatever other autism for years. The one that was the equivalent of shitting all over himself and saying the joke's on you.

so you want me to steam you or post them

We should go back to 4chan

loco.
abort.

I prefer self governance here.
I don't mind a visit, but nothing dedicated.

and he unironically talked dirty to blood chan in thread

i mean he did seem to get laid fairly often and women posed naked for him. so i like that we can talk shit like this.

4chan is better
But the mods would probably go ban crazy again after a bit

I support this
They got their panties in a bunch from simple shitposting
Ez fun

Fair enough

he kinda striked me as someone who would lie about such

am i creepy?

Easier to bully shit heads like Bebop out too.

oh there's a good one here of me in tights

you know when you smack your butt so much it gets kind of streaky and lumps?

Who is the one posting Kiraanime01? Is that Test?

You're Dutch.
So yes.

Yes

Send it to Grim in private to make it more special.

no i think he wants me to post it publicly he said?

Did ks/b/ actually get banned though? had no idea

so I look like someones dad

yeah all the avatarfags did

Is that Freklz in there?

makes sense I guess, they just vanished like we did

He just wants to paint you like one of his Indonesian >girls.

you can keep all of the panty bulges in your mouth

she's cute ^_^

These captchas are such a fucking pain

Indeed. Really gotta get a pass

Get me one.

Whos the one posting Pannibal ? Is that ban ?

i want 1

You were literally in love with an Indonesian dude.

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Buy your own, you fucking nigger.

I ahve studied their threads for some time.
Slutbutts and Pritty like to make threads to image dump.
Eddy likes to spam porn threads on /gif/ with pony gifs.
KaLoTD ocassionally posts here on /q/ and is also funder of a movement called PCP, i think it stands for Pony Cartella Pinnacle.
There is also WuMA who frequents /q/ posting Rainbow Dash, i think most of you know him.
Scriptkitty, also known as DeputyDerp, also known as Zaiger is an ex-mod from 4chan who decided to help theese shitposters out, designing tools to help them ban evade.
I believe Zaiger is also a part of PCP, but i am uncertain.

Sure but you'll have to be a personal army some times.
Gonna get one for Squash too

save your money.

It's nice
Also the only way I could get noface's branch to work was with a pass

Fucking Zaiger.

I'll proly have enough and its cheap as hell I think

moot was a real conspiracy theorist tbh

do i do evil stuff?
or maybe just heal you on OW

Do you actually know him or are you just saying that ?

I knew ScriptKitty.

I saw moot calling him Zaiger and throwing around stupid theories that I never believed.

To me ScriptKitty was just a weird spic.

Holy fuck

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I'm a indebted college student and can cough up $20
Are yuropoors really that bad

isnt that like 25 beers

Get me a pass just to flaunt your disregard for good financial decisions.

I thought its like 2

Two days of work for a hungarian with a decent job

I know the name Scriptkitty but its so confusing with the threads on every board being over saturated with faggots naming themselves "Kitty"

He was the one who posted yellow horse and made BanBuster.

wow!

I could buy 50 passes for each poster, depends where in yuro

Dude what the fuck?

who decided to let you make a post by pressing spacebar

fucking moot

Oh so they posted Fluttershy and named themselves Kitty?

That really helps

avarage monthly wage is like 380 dollars
The struggle is real.

Last I checked it was 1 dollars. 1. Think that was on day one tho

The BanBuster thing was supposed to be the helpful part.

He wasn't really noticeable when talking to him in a thread. In a voice chat he'd always have fucking rap music or tv on in the background.

Sounds gross.

now it's super pricey!
japanese moot guy tryina make money offa ya

Actually more like 300 bucks
380 must be above avarage

Yeah. Not like m00t wasn't a jew but this guy
Oh well, I'll just do some weekends.

For someone with a "decent" job that's like two days of work here.

moot was the one who introduced the pass and it has always been $20, though.

Rest in peace moot

Lol you're worse off than we are

I kinda remember that it was selling cheap early on. No? Well
Smart guy.
When did this happen anyway?

What makes it more fun is that we have the third highest taxes in the world.
Lets trade countries

I hope that faggot will burn in hell, hated the guy, Fucker personally banned me for an entire summer what the shit is wrong with him

Everyone in the region is better than us thanks to our taxes
Fuck.

Hasn't every person name Kitty or some derivative of it been a tranny?

new japan moot can't get u now!!

ScriptKitty wasn't.

They had a $5 discount when it launched, and I think they go on sale a couple of times a year. The pass was introduced in late 2012.

Isn't that why all of the Slavs just use the EU to work in the less shitty countries at below minimum wage?

I don't recall Luke being a trap

Maybe he was just that other Spic tranny in disguise.

He's the best trap.

Thank God for that.

I have no idea who Luke is.

there's 30 poles living in my street

in 2 houses

MonsterKitten

Indeed, specially poles. But abandoning your country is cowardly.

I sure as hell hope so. Really was a pain in the ass

Fuckin' lel
Call them kurwas

Then there was Neko though not 100% sure if he was or not.

Poles are subhumans

you can do it!

no way, at least they're fun.
they drunkenly greet me instead of pretending I don't exist like the old grumpy oldtimers.

He's not a trap.

who would of thought echo psoted trash

tokai a trap

Central EU rankings
Hungarians --->Poles --->Slovaks --->Serbs --->Romanians

I love poles they are our only neighbour who wouldn't burn this place to the ground at the first given chance.

I actually can and even kinda miss ban evading. Those were the days

poles did the holocaust

I'm kind of surprised Tokai's Arab neighbors don't throw him off a building tbh.

oh lawdy

They're not even your neighbours you tard

arabs have no problem with transsexuals. it's the queers they're after.

but now u are too tired and ancient to bother with techinical proxy ip stuffs?

Slovakia didn't exist on the map until recently so they don't count as a country tho

Nope I'd love to but online crusades consume too much time. That I don't have

Arabs/Azns and whatever happen to like me

natural allies then

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fucking saved

It existed as a different country with same exact principles, just bigger.
But you were never ever neighbours with Poland, and it is the only reason they don't wanna burn you like everyone else around you.

Oh right the czechs had a little land between us
I don't even know what the others problem is. Maybe I'll ask the next time. Romanians are the worst tho, its a bloodshed if they are in the same room as us

what can you do?

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8values.github.io/quiz.html

60 fucking questions man

all those ilu loco spams he was doing

omg

:c

wait for the company to shut down for a few weeks

Found this earlier today and didn't do it for exactly that reason

beyond strongly agree

im dong it cuz tokai is awesome

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hello fellow weeaboos

it wont?

c:

how is this a fucking q

hi

Post

annual inventory

Good luck

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this is making me angry

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what's up dude?

just finished a choco froyo

fat free for my fat ass

wbu

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huh?

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to be fair social liberalism is the standard

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LOL

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nigga you just changed the url

w a t

They close for weeks for the annual inventory. Well, at least I won't be needed for that

For corporate kike puppets yeah
Thats usually their excuse

my ass

I am saving this

ignorance is bliss

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it's like how most teens are green leftists
like I was

fresh meme

when?

UNIQUE

i played tennis today with my brother

now I'm super tired and have the hiccups

yasssss

lil water and rest should do you some good

sibling bonding is good

T R A D I T I O N E E L

I never were but yeah true enough,
Always thought of it as bullshit
Fuck it I'll do this too

Middle of august

Fuck yeah NORTH KOREA

aww... far away

Well fuck me, bud.

that's cause you're in the east
and probs not from or close to a big liberal city

WILHELMUESSS VAAN NASSSAAWWUUWE

All I want in this life is for people to spam comments on my steam page so it looks like i'm important.

Nah its pretty close, only a few months.

Yep, liberal parties can't even survive in this country.

Thats fucking bullshit tho

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You are important.

You are super super important.

I mean, I just want to fuck you, because of how important you are.

hello you are being raided tehee

all the kizunai

on it

Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with 2b. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get 2b pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Square create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

what will you do during that time?

He stole that from Moridin

Why don't y'all start making threads on Holla Forums again?

^

fuck capcha thats why

I stole it from desu

makes sure the swift fence remedy is applied

boomshtick

You mean Jackson.

This is the worst part about posting there tbh

I don't want to get my pass banned

Why isn't your name in English?

we may never know.

Yes.

happened to me on month 3 ;_;

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oh you again

10

GASP

11

100

101

Spamming isn't very nice Tomo.

weak

This not how you spam a thread.

I have removed you as a problem with two clicks.

110

111

1000

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1001

1010

there is a new thread but dont tell the spammer

1011

1100

1101

1110

1111

10000

Oh sweet, spam.
I bet its the other group guise
Lets go back and kick their asses

Internet crusade

Gonna get the passes that time.

I'm in

Faster
This place has no captcha or a post timer

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Hi Soros

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That fight is just unnecessarily slow paced.

私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです is why

testu

omg marry me Mr portugal

(spice)
yay!
sounds fun ^ ^

😮😣😤😥😦😧😨

if I make a animu thread on Holla Forums will you guys post?

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Why?

/trash/ is the only place you could do it at otherwise everyone would get banned.

If anything it's only a 3 days ban for the OP that can be avoided with a dynamic IP but chances are nothing will happen.

boob

I don't think they'll b& anyone.
Mods don't care as much anymore

Pretty much, every few weeks one of them vents their cuck frustrations by deleting 2 or 3 cj threads and banning OP for 3 days but then he gives up.

Where ikt

Well I can't bake the thread. My ISP is blocked

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