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Saint George's Day Edition
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Saint George's Day Edition
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every day until you like it
why does every single anime have the same exact school
There's only one school in Japan, and all the senpai's and onii-chan's goes there.
I honestly have no idea what to do with myself until people get in call.
japanese schools usually follow the same basic format
play with yourself
but you do that during call dont you
I've only jerked of on call or cam 4 times and they were all private calls made for that intention.
how's your lazy sunday goin
Alright. Shadow is inside because of the storm, and I just wanted her inside for a day.
About done with 100% KH1 aside for needing a second play through under 15 hours with no deaths or equipment changes.
I've been looking into some mycology stuff
I wanna try growing bioluminescent organisms
Would be cool.
I want to grow mushrooms.
Slow steady movement, controlled environments and sterilization are the names of the game
I wish you luck.
this pic is 10/10
Dunk this dick,
Trench of dicks.
Lewds is my imouto.
lucky for you then
becaUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOT
but that is incorrect
i like cancer anime
What call? do people still use skypes
traps are gay
my little sister can't be this wincest
Ah, I'd hope people dont use skype this day and age.
Scoots knows of incestuous loli doujins
I do not do douhins, or incest or lolis.
But I do do memes.
needs more pantyless panty
as good as she is at those cosplay lewds, fully naked shes the roastiest roasty that ever roastied from what I've heard
I'm not a trap
wtf is wrong with that chocolate
just came out
Hikkis aren't good at cooking
What's st George day? Some kinda eu holiday?
Bullshit, back when I was unemployed and a dropout I maxed out my cooking level
Bean paste on rice is not maxed out cooking
THAT DOESNT COUNT
ITS NOT MY FAULT I LIKE EATING MY CULTURES POOR ASS FOOD
IT TASTES GOOD!
nah dude its cool i lik eating my instant noodles too. how good can you cook anyways
I'd cook so much pho and banh uoc and banh xeo and goi cuon
I've been doing it for a while so I don't need to look up recipes or nothin
not Bahn Mi
Yo but you can make goi cuon?
Lets get married, be my wife
How do you make the peanut sauce anyways?
i wanna taste ur pho
im not really into large amounts of meat. i prefer carbohydrates
goi cuon is ezpz
you need home-made thit nguoi and/or good cha lua for a proper banh mi though, and those take a bit more prep/effort.
What about us?
You always gotta have Meat, Chicken, Fish, or shellfish bro
Isn't t all sticky tho?
The semen paper stuff?
lmao I dont even know what that is
What about you
Post new stuff already
It's romantic song lyrics, don't you see?
IM BRITNEY SPEARS ON HELLA DRUGS
Nigga that's romantic af
I don't know if you consider this dancing but man that nigga can fucking move
That would involve me downloading new stuff.
The D can be romandic
But new stuff is always fun
Who wants to be on a twitch stream and mic with me, playing Domina?
It looks like this.
I need someone on mic and watching stream, and turn their twitch audio off so we can chat.
Did I kill chat again with my murder?
It's my specialty. Candles and shit.
Nah just dip in water and start putting your stuff in and roll
I can't be bothered.
ik but that amount looked excessive
I was cooking for my huge spic family sorry
I'd like to dip you in water and start stuffing you in
I usually just download new shit from fb tbh
Harvard tells students gender can 'change from day to day'
Okay so what if I identify as a girl with hardcore menstruation cramps and can't take a final because of it?
Like, what the fuck then?
Then you receive a passing grade if you let the professor finger you and then masturbate to the sweet, delicate aroma of period blood.
No thanks I'll pass
Thank god I was born a man
Fucking hell NO
In a decent society things like that wouldn't be alive
Did your girlfriend turn out to have a dick?
Mine? Na. She is fully woman. With big ole natural titties.
Dar, I'm going to pop you in the mouth and be all
"Oh, delete that."
Sounds gay, but if you want to explore...
NOT LIKE THAT.
WRONG KIND OF POPPING FUCK
Don't sweat it Grim 98% of this place consists of fags
You can't identify as "having cramps". Even trannies don't think they're going to magically start menstruating, and that shit doesn't fly even among the most liberal circles.
Besides, do they let women not take tests because of periods there? That is not something I've ever heard of happening.
impossible to prove you're having menstrual cramps unless you have a doctor-signed menstrual calendar.
And even then, periods can vary due to other factors.
Women are expected to take pain meds beforehand I guess.
I guess you could take a birth control regimen way beforehand to not even have pms issues do to not having a period at all but idk what that does to the body longterm tbh
They just start shrinking.
Why not just ask a woman?
No idea how bad that shit can get.
It was just an example of liberal idiocy. Not a perfect one but you get it. People can actually abuse this delusion libs are trying to spread.
"Birth control users may have an increased risk of cervical cancer. Cervical cancer is commonly caused by the human papilloma virus (HPV). Long term use (five or more years) of OCs is associated with an increased risk of cervical cancer. However, it’s not clear whether OC use decreases the body’s ability to fight off HPV or if there’s another indirect reason for the higher risk.
Birth control users may have an increased risk of liver cancer. OC use has been linked to increased risk of benign liver tumors. Though some research indicates that more than five years of OC use may increase a person’s likelihood of developing malignant (potentially cancer causing) tumors on the liver, other studies have not found this association.
That doesn't sound very cash money at all
Women don't read or think so its working out
nani the fuck
Can we get an actual statistic on how much of an increase it is?
Because an increased risk of .0000001% is still an increased risk.
This ugly tranny son of a bitch has gotten three inches shorter and basically you're stupid.
How? Just watch the free video.
Most women just suffer through it. If it's particularly bad for them and they're anemic and get migraines and so sick they can barely move I'd get it, but most women feel gross and bleed a bit.
Dunno man I didn't see them do either so far
why not google it like I did
it doubles cervical cancer risk
Were you googling vaginas?
That's considered statistically insignificant and most drug companies would choose not to report it.
I was googling your vagina
if you're a smoker and you take bc all those risks like triple lol
I finally quit smoking and you tell me I have to stop snacking on birth control pills too?
This is fucking ridiculous.
I legit don't give a shit about tranny issues.
They seem irrational.
if you live in the city and don't grow your own food you're going to get cancer anyway
What's the base risk?
What's the base risk?
if you quit you should be ok to guzzle them every friday, christina-kun
I was making a joke about Fish. I assumed you were too.
google it yourself nigga im not your slave
I like how we can talk about basically everything here
and everyones personality shines through their replies
And we all come out dumber because of it.
spanish beer is p nice
nah. We all learned something about cancer risks and birth control today
Including how people who are anti-gun are just complete morons, right?
how many school shootings do you have in non-gun countries though
I'm still pro gun but facts are facts
better than the asian ones.
Estrela had something else
but if you think about the bigger picture
why do we even have school shootings
its the culture
not the guns
Fair enough, but there are other solutions to it. There also comes the pragmatic view that there are so few actual deaths compared to other death causes.
most of these people were scorned
mental help is still taboo even today
that needs to change
Remove negros from schools.
asians don't make good beer because they are too small to have a decent alcohol volume.
i don't actually drink beer.
Remove niggers from the planet.
it's the fucking iranians selling guns to teenagers
we need to get the product off the streets.
Yes, but I moved away from it.
You were the one posting about the increased risks.
you're the one who wants to know the exact numbers
I bought a Kalashnikov from a 12 year old iranian boy
It isn't the culture.
It would be a bigger thing if it were the culture.
It's just something that happens.
I thought it was because Heineken owns all asian beers and makes them just as shit as Heineken is.
what do you drink
You presented statistical data without statistics.
thinking grim can debate
thats pure numbers
I presented conclusions from statistical data
either way I'm not doing it for you
did you sleep with him
Rum and coke like a teenage girl. but I of course don't drink regularly because that would very quickly devolve into dependence. and i don't like the way I talk to people when i have an excuse to act like an asshole. or how i improvise uke songs about wanting to fuck posters in the ass. it isn't comely.
but honestly, most branded beers are shit. buy local.
Loco on that dick so hard lmao
i'm making fun of him
he's a naan bread nappie head i tell you
LOCO AND GRIM
SITTING ON A BENCH
FIRST COMES CURRY
THEN COMES GHANDI
THEN COMES POO THAT YOU DO IN THE LOO
that would be inedible
what a waste of good naan
I make jokes on the internet because I'm very depressed.
Blood-chan is a 4chan janitor
My home is being shat all over what the fuck
how are you so sure its bc
Posts the same, talks the same, acts the same.
That git just passed the spamfilter
How does shit like this happens? Bebop?
I really should just ditch the place
We here have a tendency to get all nerdy about alcohol, one knows it all about rum the other about whiskey or wine and such.
I have those on special occasion.
you're such an idiot
Bebop is a secret janitor for 4chan too.
What? She really did avoid the spam filter.
What spam filter, exactly?
It isn't like being a janitor is all that interesting.
Dunno, can they still delete threads? I'd sure love to get my hands on that
You can't really put the same lines including replies more than six times in 4chan.
People have been avoiding those with invisible characters since fucking forever.
which post is it jack
the one that "avoided" the filter
you can use that one alt code
fuck you darwin
You would lose it in a week.
grim is a homo
I refuse to believe that he has been posting in 4chan since over a decade ago and he was fooled by something like this.
he could be drunk
or this could be part of his master plan
jack is actually bc
Jack, you may be retarded.
You've posted there for how long and don't know these things?
Oh bloody hell I completely forgot about that one thanks
Probably yeah but oh boi that week would be fun. I'd take all my day offs for that
Hi, what is the current topic of conversation
I'm not reading all that shit
The disappearance of Paul Allen.
I legit forgot. I didn't try to spam there in ages
Well, not sober.
We're raiding the waifu threads.
jack is an idiot and
He died in a car crash no?
Jack was befuddled by the really a 14 year old girl for five years that Grim totally fucked in central park.
It was Randall's island, get it right you little shit
Sucking tranny dick
It was all a bait to get yall to raid them
I would suckj a girl penis
"Joke's on you; I was only pretending to be retarded!"
So we /namesink/ again or?
may as well just shut this board down really
I'm not downloading the botnet.
yes we namesink
Okay fuck I really did forget, Holy shit even I make mistakes once in a century
Those guys are worse than you lot
Remember to also get all erins scripts and what not xDDD
Getting the botnet???
You should regulary visit just to spite them
They seem pretty hostile
They seem pretty autistic.
I don't have the time, attention span, or fucks to give about spiting avatarfags on an imageboard to take time out of my day for it.
everyone is autistic
it is the norm
You should try it one time its fun
Would be fun to see if the mods would start picking up on it again if we did tho
Those waifu threads has been going steadily for a while
They are literally the same as you guys are here tbh
The /b/ has always been so autistic. Man, glad I am not them
anything but the fourchans
They have BC now.
They're innately more autistic for having him.
I mean, the high point could be grim leaving for /b/ forever because of "girl" chan
This is entertaining
I mean, I guess. I haven't read their threads enough to know if they really want him there or if he just tags along like he did here.
You aren't even from this fucking website
Wow people are so new
nigga you wilin
I haven't even opened the thread. The dude was just the pinnacle of autism. He made Luka look like Luka was in touch with reality.
I'm gonna stick to discord until these niggers leave.
brings more traffic to the thread
what's the next step of your master plan
Can we not go back to 4chan?
Is that the same Shiro guy who posted here? Wasn't he super creepy?
This concept intrigues me
he kept talking about asking women to pose naked for him so he could draw them
he wasn't very good
loco pose naked for me so I can draw you
Cooki also said he wrote autistic shit to her occasionally.
Pretty funny when he was acting all tough with all his working out and what not.
It was the dude who pretended to be a 15 year old psychopath/serial killer/doctor/whatever other autism for years. The one that was the equivalent of shitting all over himself and saying the joke's on you.
so you want me to steam you or post them
We should go back to 4chan
I prefer self governance here.
I don't mind a visit, but nothing dedicated.
and he unironically talked dirty to blood chan in thread
i mean he did seem to get laid fairly often and women posed naked for him. so i like that we can talk shit like this.
4chan is better
But the mods would probably go ban crazy again after a bit
I support this
They got their panties in a bunch from simple shitposting
he kinda striked me as someone who would lie about such
am i creepy?
Easier to bully shit heads like Bebop out too.
oh there's a good one here of me in tights
you know when you smack your butt so much it gets kind of streaky and lumps?
Who is the one posting Kiraanime01? Is that Test?
Send it to Grim in private to make it more special.
no i think he wants me to post it publicly he said?
Did ks/b/ actually get banned though? had no idea
so I look like someones dad
yeah all the avatarfags did
Is that Freklz in there?
makes sense I guess, they just vanished like we did
He just wants to paint you like one of his Indonesian >girls.
you can keep all of the panty bulges in your mouth
she's cute ^_^
These captchas are such a fucking pain
Indeed. Really gotta get a pass
Get me one.
Whos the one posting Pannibal ? Is that ban ?
i want 1 <3
You were literally in love with an Indonesian dude.
Buy your own, you fucking nigger.
I ahve studied their threads for some time.
Slutbutts and Pritty like to make threads to image dump.
Eddy likes to spam porn threads on /gif/ with pony gifs.
KaLoTD ocassionally posts here on /q/ and is also funder of a movement called PCP, i think it stands for Pony Cartella Pinnacle.
There is also WuMA who frequents /q/ posting Rainbow Dash, i think most of you know him.
Scriptkitty, also known as DeputyDerp, also known as Zaiger is an ex-mod from 4chan who decided to help theese shitposters out, designing tools to help them ban evade.
I believe Zaiger is also a part of PCP, but i am uncertain.
Sure but you'll have to be a personal army some times.
Gonna get one for Squash too
save your money.
Also the only way I could get noface's branch to work was with a pass
I'll proly have enough and its cheap as hell I think
moot was a real conspiracy theorist tbh
do i do evil stuff?
or maybe just heal you on OW
Do you actually know him or are you just saying that ?
I knew ScriptKitty.
I saw moot calling him Zaiger and throwing around stupid theories that I never believed.
To me ScriptKitty was just a weird spic.
I'm a indebted college student and can cough up $20
Are yuropoors really that bad
isnt that like 25 beers
Get me a pass just to flaunt your disregard for good financial decisions.
I thought its like 2
Two days of work for a hungarian with a decent job
I know the name Scriptkitty but its so confusing with the threads on every board being over saturated with faggots naming themselves "Kitty"
He was the one who posted yellow horse and made BanBuster.
I could buy 50 passes for each poster, depends where in yuro
Two days of work for a hungarian with a decent job
Dude what the fuck?
who decided to let you make a post by pressing spacebar
Oh so they posted Fluttershy and named themselves Kitty?
That really helps
avarage monthly wage is like 380 dollars
The struggle is real.
Last I checked it was 1 dollars. 1. Think that was on day one tho
The BanBuster thing was supposed to be the helpful part.
He wasn't really noticeable when talking to him in a thread. In a voice chat he'd always have fucking rap music or tv on in the background.
now it's super pricey!
japanese moot guy tryina make money offa ya
Actually more like 300 bucks
380 must be above avarage
Yeah. Not like m00t wasn't a jew but this guy
Oh well, I'll just do some weekends.
For someone with a "decent" job that's like two days of work here.
moot was the one who introduced the pass and it has always been $20, though.
Rest in peace moot
Lol you're worse off than we are
I kinda remember that it was selling cheap early on. No? Well
introduce the pass
sell the chan
When did this happen anyway?
What makes it more fun is that we have the third highest taxes in the world.
Lets trade countries
I hope that faggot will burn in hell, hated the guy, Fucker personally banned me for an entire summer what the shit is wrong with him
Everyone in the region is better than us thanks to our taxes
Hasn't every person name Kitty or some derivative of it been a tranny?
new japan moot can't get u now!!
They had a $5 discount when it launched, and I think they go on sale a couple of times a year. The pass was introduced in late 2012.
Isn't that why all of the Slavs just use the EU to work in the less shitty countries at below minimum wage?
I don't recall Luke being a trap
Maybe he was just that other Spic tranny in disguise.
He's the best trap.
Thank God for that.
I have no idea who Luke is.
there's 30 poles living in my street
in 2 houses
Indeed, specially poles. But abandoning your country is cowardly.
I sure as hell hope so. Really was a pain in the ass
Call them kurwas
Then there was Neko though not 100% sure if he was or not.
Poles are subhumans
you can do it!
no way, at least they're fun.
they drunkenly greet me instead of pretending I don't exist like the old grumpy oldtimers.
He's not a trap.
who would of thought echo psoted trash
tokai a trap
Central EU rankings
Hungarians --->Poles --->Slovaks --->Serbs --->Romanians
I love poles they are our only neighbour who wouldn't burn this place to the ground at the first given chance.
I actually can and even kinda miss ban evading. Those were the days
poles did the holocaust
I'm kind of surprised Tokai's Arab neighbors don't throw him off a building tbh.
They're not even your neighbours you tard
arabs have no problem with transsexuals. it's the queers they're after.
but now u are too tired and ancient to bother with techinical proxy ip stuffs?
Slovakia didn't exist on the map until recently so they don't count as a country tho
Nope I'd love to but online crusades consume too much time. That I don't have
Arabs/Azns and whatever happen to like me
natural allies then
It existed as a different country with same exact principles, just bigger.
But you were never ever neighbours with Poland, and it is the only reason they don't wanna burn you like everyone else around you.
Oh right the czechs had a little land between us
I don't even know what the others problem is. Maybe I'll ask the next time. Romanians are the worst tho, its a bloodshed if they are in the same room as us
what can you do?
60 fucking questions man
reading archives for some reason
sci telling me he has a crush on me
all those ilu loco spams he was doing
wait for the company to shut down for a few weeks
Found this earlier today and didn't do it for exactly that reason
My nation is the best in the world.
beyond strongly agree
im dong it cuz tokai is awesome
A board for polish MLP fans
hello fellow weeaboos
Climate change is either not real or not man-made.
how is this a fucking q
Communism isn't as bad as people say it is.
this is making me angry
what's up dude?
just finished a choco froyo
fat free for my fat ass
to be fair social liberalism is the standard
clicking middle on evrything
nigga you just changed the url
w a t
They close for weeks for the annual inventory. Well, at least I won't be needed for that
For corporate kike puppets yeah
Thats usually their excuse
I am saving this
ignorance is bliss
it's like how most teens are green leftists
like I was
i played tennis today with my brother
now I'm super tired and have the hiccups
lil water and rest should do you some good
sibling bonding is good
T R A D I T I O N E E L
I never were but yeah true enough,
Always thought of it as bullshit
Fuck it I'll do this too
Middle of august
Fuck yeah NORTH KOREA
aww... far away
Well fuck me, bud.
that's cause you're in the east
and probs not from or close to a big liberal city
WILHELMUESSS VAAN NASSSAAWWUUWE
All I want in this life is for people to spam comments on my steam page so it looks like i'm important.
not being a populist
Nah its pretty close, only a few months.
Yep, liberal parties can't even survive in this country.
questions about faggot marriage and ethnic coddling counts as progress
Thats fucking bullshit tho
You are important.
You are super super important.
I mean, I just want to fuck you, because of how important you are.
hello you are being raided tehee
all the kizunai
Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with 2b. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get 2b pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Square create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.
what will you do during that time?
He stole that from Moridin
Why don't y'all start making threads on /b/ again?
fuck capcha thats why
I stole it from desu
makes sure the swift fence remedy is applied
You mean Jackson.
This is the worst part about posting there tbh
I don't want to get my pass banned
Why isn't your name in English?
we may never know.
happened to me on month 3 ;_;
oh you again
Spamming isn't very nice Tomo.
This not how you spam a thread.
I have removed you as a problem with two clicks.
there is a new thread but dont tell the spammer
Oh sweet, spam.
I bet its the other group guise
Lets go back and kick their asses
Gonna get the passes that time.
This place has no captcha or a post timer
When you fight Sephiroth in KH1 and finally see him take some kind of damage before he creams you
That fight is just unnecessarily slow paced.
私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです is why
omg marry me Mr portugal
sounds fun ^ ^
if I make a animu thread on /b/ will you guys post?
/trash/ is the only place you could do it at otherwise everyone would get banned.
If anything it's only a 3 days ban for the OP that can be avoided with a dynamic IP but chances are nothing will happen.
I don't think they'll b& anyone.
Mods don't care as much anymore
Pretty much, every few weeks one of them vents their cuck frustrations by deleting 2 or 3 cj threads and banning OP for 3 days but then he gives up.
Well I can't bake the thread. My ISP is blocked
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