Get ready for some sticky stick action

what does sticc mean in this context

i was told otherwise but ill still watch it

Yeah well someone lied.

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My pretty average cock

Good morning, happy easter, how are you all?

Go fuck yourself.

Awful. I have to study Mexican menus.

Why :c

Sounds awful? Why are you doing that.

darn i thought you meant satisfyingly sticky images of 2d anime grills in suggestive positions with the possibility of bodily fluids being in play

Nah man

Because I got a job as a server.

Congratulations bty! and that sounds awful.

I use to bus there.
I love that place, and being a server means I get to dress up.

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Hey that's something! When is your first day?

:CC

I do my following tomorrow and Tuesday. I have a bar class Tuesday as well.

Good luck dude! I hope you have a great time.

i dont do anything that entails homo activity

I'll keep you updated.

Hey sinner

Hey doggy.

Hey! Happy Easter!

How goes?

You don't do anything but homo activity

Fuck easter too

but i dont human contact? the best i can do is self gratify

I thought you fantasized about cocks, my bad

You got all your choco-lates?

Kinda good. need a reason to sleep.

When you sleep you can wake up sooner and be that much closer to death.

This is not a good reason.

Nah, my family & I don't celebrate Easter so unless I went out to buy myself chocolates I'm not getting any.

It's why I sleep.

I don't really do it either.
Want to celebrate not-easter together?

You sleep like a dumb idiot.

Sure! Happy non-easter!

Yeah? Well I'll die sooner so who's the real winner?

So do you want you real-eggs scrambled, poached, fried?

Me.

Only on girls and cuteboys so im in the safe

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Hm

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Do I stealth fap or do I wait till I get home?

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I'm sitting here finding new pictures..
And I'm about to travel for the next 2 hours.
I'll wait till I get home I think.

Fap on travel.

somebody buy me a logicuck 920 microsoft xbox(tm) edition because fuck, what the fuck is up

Stealth fap sounds hot

New Yuzumori tho

Never forget

Tbh iphone deserved

😡

Emojis should be banned.

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iphone master race

I wish I was on EE tho

Tele2 FTW

👅🍆

I didn't put that vid in there, cocksucker.

if a multi billion company can't get their industry leading software work with a fucking game controller why do these chumps expect me to fix my shit for that crappy gamepad for $0.00

wat?

Lawl

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SteamVR in combination with a Logitech G920 crashes.

My mod in combination with a Logitech G920 crashes.

? who knows I don't have a spare $400 laying about to buy a damn G920

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Creamed pies.

ded

the cream looks distatseful. like chocolate you wouldnt know was chocolate unless someone told you it was

why so ded

i want a pet feku

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It's Easter.

what about muslims

like grim

jesus died :)

i like coconut. german chocolate cake has that in that frosting. I guess once you are familiar with german chocolate there would be no question.

3 egg yolks
1 cup granulated sugar or packed brown sugar
1/2 cup butter or margarine (1 stick)
1 cup evaporated milk (from 12-oz can)
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/3 cups flaked coconut
1 cup chopped pecans

We only have one of those.

Stunning observation.

Thank you.
Seems you're a walking meme

Elaborate.

what kinda job do i have as your pet

Receive pets.

is dat it??? this wont satisfy my livelihood

Do NEET stuff.

What do you even do when you don't do things?

im willing to work for you

Fix my music playlists!

show me your worst

I'd just like to have this locally and neatly tagged or something: youtube.com/playlist?list=LLNAt8L9JelFXWKfdd5T98OA

need to be more organized tbh

hey this isnt your worst! this is all of it

wat do you mean worst

do you mean weeb + eurobeat isnt worst

noh das gud stuuf
mostly things not weeb eurobeat

yeah but i want to have it local!

so i can listen to it in my bus/car/thing

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I'm sorry?

sup

Meh, just slightly depressed and all. The usual. You?

do what i used to do as a non hikikomori and export your osu songs

finally back home

got 3 hours sleep

money me

I got me a whole 5 hours.

Get fucked, loser.

Finally home?

And I will money you when you cummy me.

tell me about your pre-hikkikimori life

fuck you coffee fag

from easter shit

how do i accomplish this

2cringey
what would expect from someone listening to animegirls and looking at doujins in public on school wifi

God can't save you from your terrible tastes.

I don't understand how so many people here can dislike coffee. I'd think you like it considering you don't like the cloying sweetness of regular soda.

Do you like tea?

Easter shit sucks.

I am unsure.

You tell me!

i dont

I have picked up bracelet making again.

Also happy jovial lagomorph egg shitting quasi religion day.

I am unsure of how to respond here.

I know I seem to be the minority here for liking coffee, but in the grand scheme my tastes tend towards the more normal. Most people like coffee and tea.

Bracelet making?

I can't drink coffee unless it has been through a cat.

I love coffee
I even spent several hundred pounds on a pro espresso machine last month

:( why so much coffee hate

-_-

thats fine

you are rather normie

I need coffee.

I have excess embroidery string so I'm weaving a bracelet.

Want to watch me beat off?

CAWFEE

yes

I'm not a big fan of espresso. It's so strong and bitter that it's really best if it's in a mixed drink like an iced coffee, which I don't much like.

Not to say you can't drink it on its own, Italians do it all the time, but I'd just prefer coffee in that instance.

When'd you learn to do that?

GWEEN TEA

Good boy.
Now bark for daddy.

Wasn't expecting that response.

Camp.
I can cross stitch and do latch hook too.

Give me a loom and I can kind of make rugs.

oh.......

That's what the coffee maker is for.

I love espresso
Lattes and what not are great
But nothing quite like the aromatic depth of a fresh pump double espresso with a touch of sugar.
God bless colonialism

slurp

Make cappu

gg turkey

Slurp daddy's cummies.

I'm not one to call anybody daddy, let alone my own da.

Well now I feel as if I pulled away a lollipop from you...

you have

I do, mostly for house guests

ew

Can I call you daddy?

I'm not sure how I can resolve this.

I am unsure of how I would respond to being called daddy. The whole thing honestly isn't my forte.

Jerk off for George at least.

help

?

I feel as if you two are working together.

c o d e
crash
dont understand

post

I simply do what seems enjoyable at the time.
You jerking off for him would make me happy.

if somebody uses a g920: gaming.logitech.com/en-roeu/product/g920-driving-force with my mod: and scripthookv.net: github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission github.com/crosire/scripthookvdotnet my mod crashes

:/??!?/1/1/

i dont understand

i have no fucking idea m8

Do you serve them pastries as well?

Don't talk to daddy like that

Not sure I would go about that.

Good pic

I do not
I am not entirely french

For me then?

That's not very toothbrush nana of you.

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That merely changes a variable that is not an issue. I could most certainly get wood for George.

:(

ew

Do I not give you wood?

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But not mind...

I see.

needs more fat jugs tbh

i cba to do anything code related today

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:(

Don't be gentle.

I just have an instant recognition that that guy should be in a hospital bed.

That's a DUDE

me either

He has a lovely tummy though.

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Shake your booty, shake your booty.

what

Post tranny cock

Filthy faggots

I need to feel loved.

Shake your booty, moogs!

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Not good enough.

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How can I cheer you up?

Love doesn't exist.

im good

Source

Sure?

www.pissonyourself.com/asifuckyou

what do you have to offer

Anything that I can physically or virtually accomplish.

I should have known
Instant regret
Thanks for sourcing though.
I cant into that

iunno surprise me

why cant it be night for longer times. the sun is harsh

Did you at least try the link?

Oh god I don't do that.

Love you.

comission me

I did not.

why do these girls have big dick

Love is a lie.

I commission you to ejaculate a picture.

Shame.

what do you want

I didn't get to that part.

:(

If you could ejaculate a picture in some cohesion, I would be amazed.

I'm ok with that.

Jealous of their dicks?

What is the point of living?

There isn't one.
That's why it's so great.

Not sure I agree with that logic.

Time to go cut my wrists. Later.

Girlpenis

okaerinasai

Did anyone even buy this horseshit
I feel bad for Ubisoft

Thanks

mom can i have this in my room

can you fap freely and undisturbed now

if you did stealth fap, what wouldve been the conditions?

Yus

In my room where my parents often came through.

Comfy homu owo

Fap in peace

what would you miss most if you had to leave for a while

wai not pretend 2 be on shitter

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Hmm, probs vidya.

I'd rather fap in my comfy bed.

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oh wait thats wd1

nvm spicer

i used to fap in my bed when I actually put myself to sleep, but now i just randomly pass out

i choose the pink one! sin nezumi took the purple
>_

the other 2 go in a pair then, and they are mine c:

This sounds depressing.

Never quite understood how your only way of getting sleep is to rely on passing out
Like, that can't be good

lol
made me think of the old meme: "why does your mom let you have two hotdogs"

Post more of that cutie, Lewds

i used to make an effort to stay up cuz i felt like sleeping was a waste of time for things i could be doing

its not that bad like actually passing out, but more like being really tired and laying down with no intention of sleeping but falling anyways

There's only like 15 pictures. rip

Being really tired and laying down is literally called sleeping

but i dun wanna sleep i do the lay down thing often even when im not tired cuz depression or something?

Sleep normally, silly!

Useless.
Learn to draw and draw more.

should i fap in bed and sleep now?

You should cosplay her, we'll take pictures and upload them.

So stop being depressed!

Yeah I fucking started to do the same. Game is full of degenerates and genetic defects. Found myself playing GTA

But I don't have blue hair...

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We can color it.

What do you do if normies ask if you use your tablet to draw?

Uh, do whatever is ok.

But where would I wear it?

I tell them that I use it to redraw frames of a loli yuri manga

it went from 12 to 28c in 24 hours

I was like

what is this nice feeling coming from my window

as I woke

god its so nice

it rained for 10min recently, that fresh rain smell combined with the now 20c weather is so fucking nice man

fuck winter

do you enjoy sleeping in your seminal fluids

But what if they wanna see it.

I'd link them to it

I wanna see.

yeah ill do that

lazily cleaning up is part of the experience

Are you caught up on Yuzuloli-san?

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Stop the wars. Have a Pepsi.

You're a true hikineet aren't you?

no

wait I forgot the title.

if only that black dude did this

I was wondering what happened to tokai

Lol i guess. It kinda sucks cuz i dont feel like killing myself anymore.

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but that anti-sucks

yes hello

brb wet shower

but im even failing at being a hikineet by not wanting to kms

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lotsa drama
whats scooter doin

Nothing that happens on animus is worth being called drama

Nothing bad I hope
Aite fam
No problems here

Go sniff an arse neko

sniff my arse neko

Henlo neko
Henlo stinky neko
Go sniff an arse, ugly

Gross

FUCK IGNORE THAT IMAGE THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

Chill then.
How was is easter?

Some weeb con I'd imagine. We could go together and bully Soto for his lame outfit.

What was it called again? I'm VERY forget!

Sorry ;;

A hikineet is happy with being hikineet!

Kinda AFK sorry fam
playing some starcraft 2 with Echo

Was alright
At work now
Did you thank the baby jesus

Is that your ass?

Yuzumori-san

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Nice fake self doxx

No it doesn't

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No. Ignore it.

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This hipster church I went to didn't even do that.
Let's thank baby jesus now for the crusades

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We all need a Mimika.

Uhuh.

Dude where've you been?

Will you be my Mimika?

Most glorious messiah of war and holy conquest
O hey look at this
Im trash now

If you're Yuzuloli-sama, sure.

Where is the admin.
I need that removed.

Saying that is probably only gonna make it worse

Yes

The streets of Amsterdam and the graveyard.

I lol'd fr
where'd you geddit

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I need you removed

Quick Lewds post your ass for people forget

Amazon is a wonderful place xD
O boy
Man i need to get my bible out tomorrow
Sigh

Screenshot that fake drama by squash

What was that Huge-kaido pun originally?

Hmmmm.

tfw still no amazon here
read out loud, preach to the choir about crosses

long story

Dekkaidou

Revelations still #1 book

Quick Emma post your ass for people forget

lmao that was dry

?

Scroll up

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I was gonna repost Squash's but I don't wanna get sued.

Mine was worse

Hairy

Ye old testament is for neo yews anyway
imma sleep, happy easter

God dammit dude

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Here's an anime butt, now forget about Squash's ass

It's just an ass.

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Squash is pretending

Later dude
Happy sleep

Beautiful night, isn't it?

Ookikaido?

idk

*pat* I can't japanese as good as you.

tbh not at all

tfw you only wanted to die a little bit today

Kanra die

It's still daytime

he's letting me live with him.

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Ah, so it it.

I make it about the crab

Lol cuck shit

Yay luka

*gives scoots orb of harmony, and fires orb of discord at loco*

I squeeze your orbs.

Yes it it.

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*gives ikt orb of lewd*

>:3 yay

I disabled images so i cant see what faggot shit you just posted at me

Squeeze them, big boy.

/vip
when u get home!
:D

It was a picture of my dick.

For the win!

Time for nahnah and nee nee
Ni ni

Im not missing out on much then

i wanna play too!

nini scoots

Luka,when are we meeting?

If you say so.

post it

Kinda in the mood to play SCII now, got everything on that shit so I can take one of ya lasses for a spin
Who wants to co-op mission

Loco,when are we meeting?

i'm ariearty

I did

Tomorrow at your nearest Timmys if you want.

Your turn.

???

*turns*

1v1 only.

There are two equidistant away.

urus.ai/yuzumori16_2

ew

You're up boi
Give that bnet

have you ever heard of this guy king solomon

he had a problem similar to yours

MrHobbes#1209

That's better tbbqh

In NA, that is.

I have to warn you
I will fucking lose I didn't play in ages
That okay?

Eh??

Yes. I am bad, anyway.

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You could also just say that you're chicken, that's aight

Well, it took Neru ages to add me because I did not specify the server when we started playing.

urus.ai/yuzumori17

New chapter too

Dont be shy
I don't bite hard

Ooooh naisu desu.

Where do you get these?

Sure Darw

Is true.

I will destroy you if you bite me.

You won't be able to walk right for days.

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i want timbits

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Sounds intimidating .///.

Its whatever.

weird pic
her ear is beside her eye

i was fapping to that doujin 7 hours ago

Wishes OC?

Can't w8

What doujin

Yes

awesome!

btw there's a typo

i.imgur.com/os53ob2.jpg

The jezebel one or whatever it was called with those two amazoness

No it's supposed to be grangmother

Did you widowmine again

tokei lives

Nah, I just dropped Marines.

And he couldn't even deal with that? Sadness.

Lollipop it up

i should practice widowmaker

Gross

The cops shot and killed someone near my house last night.

You told me that already

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it's so hot in my room

i keep getting sweaty x.x

I was literally at one of the stores right next to it.

But he is still better than you.

Note to self
Fuck playing against Darw

You dont like huge minotaur cocks?

LUL

:thinking:

1v1 him in LoL it's way easier

There's something I don't like about one of the sisters.

...

Was he black?

...

Are you jealous of the big tits? Is okay i prefer the flat one

Do you see any peaceful protests on the news?

He lost ZvZ

you've never seen jack play LoL

cheese

Yeah

I mean, he chose a big game hunters map, and he made cannons.

I want to now

Small is good too!

I don't watch the news

You like everything because you can't get anything.

wat

I fixed it btw way

oh shit

Echo is saying he is better than you. Kick his ass.

No i dont like it too big. Small just reminds me of lolis

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Good!

nice