Stop not being a Christian

Is that you Maoist Rebel? Jesus4lyfe. Fucking heretics will go to the gulag.

Yeah, nah, fuck you and your shit pantheon.

Killing is wrong.

Orthodox Christian or bust fam.

Please don't be rude. And all you need to do is profess your faith in Christ, why are you so full of pride? Get saved!

The *clap* Orthodox *clap* Church *clap* is *clap* not *clap* biblical. I'm telling you this because I care, now read your Bible.

stop not being a Muslim

Sorry, rebel

The Orthodox Christian church is the only real Christian church.

Catholicism is nothing more than pagan sun worship. Read the Old Testament.

Come on, now

Yes.

They're both equally evil, read your Bible.

Good.

what do you mean?

Then stop cursing all the planet with your curse god.
ewww, no.
Because I am human, duh. Now if I had more augmentations would I stop having pride is still an open question.
By saved you mean having my soul consumed by a curse diety and have him impose his will on me, nah pass.

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The Orthodox Christian church didn't join your shitty Catholic crusades.

We support freedom of religion, even Pagan ones.

So I win.

Islam teaches that to be saved (go to heaven/find favor with God) you have to "be a good person". Christianity teaches that we have all come short of the glory of God, and that only through faith in Jesus are we saved. I'm not an expert in Islamic theology but that's what most Muslims will say.

Please read your bible, sweetie

I'm not Catholic sweetie, and paganism is an abomination, you should not tolerate it.

You may name that asshole "pink worm" for all I care. Does not change who he is and what he's doing.

Stop being a Christian

Yeah on good deeds and faith

um sweetie it does xx

Religious people are pathetic.

Why are you so mean?

No

I have. Twice, because I could not believe the accursed texts I was reading.

Yeah but that's the problem, nobody on this planet can live perfect lives, our works are never enough hence the need for someone to atone for our sins (Jesus ;))

I have not insulted atheists or made le funny hat joke. Please stop being mean to me.

Why are you lying to me, honey bear ?

It doesn't mean live a perfect life just don't be a really shit person tbh

what did he mean by this?

Why are abrahamics giving faith to the god that promises to suspend animate them in his personal etherial prison? You know, just maybe some people look down upon such things.

Stop not transvaluating all values.

Yeah, I know your texts are boring as fuck at times specificly so few people can claim they have actuall read the damn thing. Besides being crsed as fuck it's also badly written and boring as fuck.

You are mentally ill if you still believe in supernatural beings in 2017.

Not an argument kaffir x

*kills Yahwe*
Nothing personnel

Why would God want imperfect beings in his kingdom? If perfect works are not required for salvation then they should not be stated. But Islam teaches that salvation (being with God, the most perfect, best thing ever) can be reached by "being nice" which is just ridiculous.

I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie

No

Try again, sweetie

Ok

Haha atheists are just edgy kids

Despite his cultists claim to the contrary it is quite possible to kill him.

Argument? You don't believe I have read the bible, I believe you being unabel to believe that someone read your holy texts and found them abhorent. There is no argument in that post.

Because no human is perfect not even Muhammad and it's also through faith as well

My heart is quite faithfull. Not to any abrahamic pantheon though.

Thats not very Christian of you…

So is it good works or faith that gets us in heaven according to Islam (like I said, I don't know much about Islamic theology, I'm just going off what a lot of Muslims told me)

"Don't imagine that I came to bring peace to the earth! I came not to bring peace, but a sword" to quote your bloodhungry prophet.

In the Old Testament, whenever paganism is brought up by God, he always calls it an abomination.

You called?

Jesus meant that his coming ( his truth ) will divide people, some will believe and others will not and this will cause conflict,

both

But we cannot be saved by good works since we are not perfect

4 But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us,

5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)

6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:

7 That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Christ Jesus.

8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

I don't mean the Bible

Orthodox Christians have no proplem with pagans. I don't support them, but they don't deserve death.
Jesus was pretty clear on that.

Thanks user

I never said killing them is ok, it's just what they're doing is completly disgusting and will result in eternal hellfire

It's wierd how you don't see that threatening people with your diety who will kidnap them to his personal hell dimension to put into suspended animation with pain modulators on, is very, very antagonising.

If you don't love God why would you want to be with him for eternity? Shouldent you thank him that when you die he'll (you're putting yourself in hell but I'm saying 'he'll' for simplicity) put you in a place where you don't have to be with him?

The Christian god is so weak that he can't even defeat Satan. It's clear where the real power lies.

That's some pretty retarded reasoning my dude.

Jesus is Nazbol.

Am I cool yet, comrades?:DD

Leave me, Demon

Sorry, sweetie

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Orthodox christians are the worst most reactionary strain of christianity. We didn't shoot enough of them in 46. They get back their land in the 90's that was collectivized during socialism, and what do they do? They open private businesses and shops on this land, while not paying taxes because they are the church. They tax me so the fucking church can sell T-shirts, get the fuck out of here you ignorant idiot.

If we ever bring up socialism again we won't be so lenient as to collectivize their land, we will shoot or drive out every fucking priest and their extended family, we will leave none on our soil to taint it with their filth.

It's his hell, basicly being with him. He puts his own followers there who he deems unfit for consumption, but still wants some kiks from them.

It's the same pantheon, no difference what's so ever. Acording to their retarded lore their god basicly put his best man on the job via some retarded shenanigans.

That is not nice, while I disagree with the teachings of the Orthodox Church, your rudeness is too extreme, please refrain, ok honey ?

Read your bible, sweetie, you are making very radical claims that are not backed up by scripture.

Fuck you asshole. - that's how you show you are polite.

I am rephrasing your own propaganda with no sugarcoating. Does not taste good, does it?

Ummmmmmm, sweetie? Honey pie? Please calm down ok? Ok baby? Calm down, you are making very radical claims sweetheart. Just please calm down and don't be angry with me smoochie bear!

Go away, heretic.
t. another orthodox christian

Salvation is by grace alone, through faith alone. I don't need to wear funny hats to get to heaven, sorry sweetie.

I fully believe we must combine movements for leftism with religion, even Eugene Debs combined evangelical style preaching with marxism, radical athiesm only alienates the proles, the old church was pro capitalist, the modern church is progressive /anti capitalist and institutions like political correctness/sjws and reactionary ethnic nationalism have largely taken the spook role of the old church, there is nothing inherently right wing about christianity, letting the right claim it all to themselves is stupid, jesus was not a political figure he was a spiritual revolutionary, however i doubt he would be in favor of shitting on the poor and white nationalism, especially since he was tan middle eastern and not a nordic jesus like commonly protrayed.

Good post, now read your Bible.

I sincerely implore you—for your own wellbeing—to stop being spooked.

Honestly I think religiousness is partly genetic, for whatever reason I've never belived. I just lack or have a different cluster of neurons than those that trigger the feeling of belief in people. It's not just a question of logic, but I can't just "believe" , even diesm or gaia.

What part of no gods no masters do you not understand?

You think Porkys think that about us?

Orthodox Christians stayed by Stalins side untill the end.

No

I'm sorry to hear that user

God is my only master

Please stop telling us to believe in fairy tales because the fairy tales say we need to. Fuck, read the god damn Bible and you can see all the places that they got it wrong due to lack of knowledge.

I'm not forcing you
Also

already have, now im reading theology. Telling people to read the bible is like telling people to read capital by Marx and nothing else, people often misread it, which is what leads to things like young earth creationism, retarded burgers reading the bible and taking it at face value with no understanding of hermeneutics or theology

your taking it too literal, all these New atheist need to stop embarrassing themselves by committing the same error as creationists, taking whats in the bible as a literal factual claim, real theology is way more nuanced than that.

Arr be ghosts on the horison!

As shit as the bible IMO.

Good.posts.LADS

lol dude, did you learn your Christian theology from anime or something? This is comical.

But isn't your relationship to god hierarchical?

Abrahamic god looks like a b-rated anime villan at best.

Have you ever met the concept of nuanced ideas? not everything can be condensed down to a soundbite, some things need explanation and interpretation.
You would say that, because you haven't read either one

jesus was a communist

youtube.com/watch?v=EDS00Pnhkqk

Doesn't make sense to say God is hierarchical over man than the need to eat, sleep, etc. is hierarchical over man. Contrary to hollywood, God is not some 'dude' or something, who lords over you, its slightly more impersonal

It is, those should be abolished.

SOON!

lol, when Marx said freedom from want he meant that we would produce enough to sustain ourselves, not change the biological need to eat and sleep. You can't abolish the human need to consume food and water and sleep.
I mean unless your into some crazy FALC ray Kurzweil land where we all download our brains into robots or the singularity or some thing.

That's some defeatist thinking.
Yes, but only voulountarily, you should be able to still decide for yourself if you wnat to reside in rotting flesh and believe retarded shit if you oh so desire.

If Europe converted the middle East to Christianity, we'd not see violent extremists today. The middle Easts problem is not too much imperialism, it's too little imperialism too late

I wanna fuck that robot.

Kurzweil, is that you? I swear singulatarianism is a nerd religion

God is my only cancer. That's you. Now shut up.

Would it matter to you what sort of Christianity I adopted?
Because the last time I posted about Gnosticism on /christian/, I triggered half the board.

I can't even begin to imagine how they would react if I were to post about how the Gospel of Luke is just a poor derivative of the Gospel of the Lord, that the trinity was originally a valentinian concept or that adoptionism is the only sensible view to take on Jesus.

I could have sworn that he was the follower of some sort of Scandinavian shamanistic religion (despite the fact that he is not at all Scandinavian).

You're just killing yourself and leaving a copy of yourself somewhere else. You will be dead and a new creature that thinks its you will live on. You will never experience anything but nothing.

The God that damn you to an eternity in he'll for not worshipping him for no reason isn't hierarchical?

Does nobody else want to ride Chadbot? smh this board has gone downhill

That's nothing, I would download and update my "save file" at regular inervals and maybe have some older ones as backup if I fuck up badly. Downloading ones brain would open more possibilities of personal development not limited to lifes mistakes. Imagine serving in the army but with no PTSD. Imagine deleting crippling traumatic experience. imagine being able to talk to past you and future you if you download diffrent copies of the sum of your experiences into diffrent avatars. I wonder if they are not shutdown soon after they(you) will become diffrent entities or will remember the same? After all we don't remember every single event that happened to us, a margin of memory error could be grossly overestimated.

I mean, they literally asked for them, even the the fourth one (which everyone agrees is such a clusterfuck you could really point at anyone It was the Venitians). Not downplaying anything, but they did participate even just by when they funded, supplied, and helped direct the crusaders.

everyone itt belongs in gulag tbqhf

Tbh, I don't know why anybody ever trusted the Venitians period. They were literally proto-capitalists before modern capitalism had even been conceptualized.

Also, Enrico Dandolo's wiki entry is also the funniest shit in how it leads up:

Why the fuck are you even here?

The problem with mind files is that after it’s done your no longer you.

Retake Jerusalem for Christian communism.

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Sad!

*tip*

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When you play CK2, the Pope desides to go crusade for Iberia and SUDENTLY you become the emperor of Hispania, ending up turning north africa Catholic.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT???

Deus Vult my ass.

Why is Christian Wojak so fat?

After the 4th crusade, the idea to attack Egypt and around it became more palpable to European nobles as the 1) The religious fervor had died down after all the failed attempts taking Jerusalem not as important 2) Saladin's previous presence in Egypt had driven Richard the Lionheart to come up with the idea of pushing into Egypt instead, something he never succeeded in doing but whose idea never really died 3) Egypt was just strategically closer and they had already learned from previous crusades that trying to get to Jerusalem and other further territories on foot was a huge pain in the neck 4) Venetians + Boats 5) Egypt and around it had more stuff and the resources in the area were necessary to take anything else or fight any of the caliphates

They all mostly failed as well though or ended in negotiation

Worship Allende instead you fools, he was a perfectly pure saviour who died for capitalisms sins

No.