COVFEFE

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idc

Upboat, fags:
reddit.com/r/MemeEconomy/comments/6ed1qk/when_the_covfefe_is_just_not_right/

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vocaroo.com/i/s0TV63JnevUW

fake

Kek

Bat'ko, no more Irish Aussie coffee, you're drunk.
Not that I mind it, though.

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Trump is a retard.

The US president was drunk tweeting

just feel it man

Having brought up the subject and coming to think of it…
If Irish Coffee is mostly whiskey mixed in black coffee, is the Aussie counterpart simply two to three caffeine-tablets in a pint of Fosters?

/offtopic

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This man has access to nukes

He wants coffee?

No he wants
COFEVEVE

God it hasn't been a year yet and this orange windbag has been nothing but butthurt; disappointment and laughs.

So glad Hillary didn't become president.

press F to pay respect

F

I hear the name uttered distantly in my nightmares. The foul name of that eidolon Covfefe who sits at the center of the Deep State.

Covfefe = 125 = Coca-Cola
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-→ Azazel

Trump awakens from a fitful nightmare, uttering out the unspeakable name of his dark master into the cybernetic void before descending down that bounded abyss, Coca-Cola in hand, to prepare to offer up his body as a sacrifice to Covfefe. Having once came down from the stars, known by the name Azazel to humans, Covfefe gave us violence and the ritual of scapegoating by which we may manage that tool. The mass sacrifice of the Jews only temporarily abated the flow of blood.

Covfefe demands blood. COVFEFE RETURNS ONCE MORE!

LONG LIVE THE NEW COVFEFE

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I prefer gween tea tbh

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covF

nice

this is a good timeline tbh

but Pence tho

youtube.com/watch?v=6eNsqFwwKdY

Ideally Pence will also spontaneously die in some bizarre and hilarious way

He'll die in an electrical accident, probably

If that happens I'm assuming someone somewhere has a functioning Death Note.

spicey

no

🅱ump for 🅱wareness

COVFEFE IS A NAZBOL GOD
CONVERT NOW OR SUFFER WITH THE GLOBALIST SIONISTAS

Hopefully his death won't be too much of a shocker when it hits the press

Really, Vlad? Is it fake? Are you sure?

you Russians seriously have no sense of humor - it's why most of the world hates you

He was probably sitting on the shitter drafting out his daily 6 am tweetstorm and he hit tweet on accident and then passed out.

"Kov-feh-feh" is objectively correct.

But it's kov-fee-fee what the fuck

poal.me/5oj5n3
>poal.me/5oj5n3
poal.me/5oj5n3
>poal.me/5oj5n3

"fe-fe" is not pronounced "fee-fee."

It's either "feh-feh" or "fay-fay"

Its been fucking 6 months now
Holy shit

What would you prefer we talk about, Boris? Libtards? Identity politics? Nazbol cancer?

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it's actually pfeffay

I'm ok with this

JUST

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He's the president, dumbass, of course we're going to talk about him. He also won't stop waving his dick around in the news.

It's shehm you fucking anglo idiot

Damn, missed my quads

His staffers must hate him.

Either they have made the mistake of letting him post things without screening them or they are screening them and just don't care.

The funniest thing about this is watching right wing pundits break their backs attempting the gymnastics to call this 45th dimensional yugioh.

And I'm not even an Anglo. I'm just a fella whom'st've learned the English language the proper way automatically because the TOEFL doesn't prescribe your yank distortions.

Where do they find all these soulless dimwitted blondes? Are they manufactured in a factory somewhere?

Probably.

It means they want to distract people with bullshit so they don't pay attention to something important.

Why do people mix caffeine and alcohol?

Caffeine being a stimulant, and alcohol being a depressant, they largely cancel the effects of each other out.

Barely

I wish there was an international language with sane pronunciation

Imagine, Holla Forumsyps as I write this are trying desperately to decipher this message given to them from their God Emperor.

if you translate it into numbers from the period table then google that number youre going to get a hit for a research article about frogs so the message is pretty clear imo

68232626
Carbon Oxygen Vanadium Iron Iron

Nothing About Frogs

Because,
1. Everyone different biochemistry and some people are fairly immune to caffine, while being senisitve to alchohol
2. They like the taste

I mean it's just a misspelling of coverage right?
"Despite the constant negative press coverage"

translate into Periodic table
Carbon Oxygen Vanadium Iron Iron

2 add them up

6+8+2+3+2+6+2+6 =35

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35th President of the United States

JFK

Assassination

This guy has such a stick up his ass

Oh the words these pomofags make up.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧anglo-punditry🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

I was in a thread on halfchan earlier today and they're already using gematria (the irony) to somehow link it to Kek.

MDPV is one hell of a drug

kek

When I was 11 I would have thought it was the coolest shit ever. Barron truly is autistic.

Cathinones are objectively the worst NDRIs, and pyrovalerones are objectively the worst cathinones.

What's this about?

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secret service and FBI had to have ran through her ass within an hour of release of this.

I don't think the FBI wants to be doing any favors for Trump at the moment. Secret service may have gotten involved though.

"""""""""""""""""""""""Rad"""""""""""""""""""""Libs

thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/national-party-news/335757-opinion-kathy-griffin-is-just-the-tip-of-the-liberal
archive.is/qyc4X

Let the hand-wringing begin

Is this consciously supposed to invoke the parallel to ISIS, or…?
"Left"-liberals truly are a schizophrenic bunch

Are you lefty cucks really so desperate that you have to go affter spelling mistakes in something he probably didn't even write ?

Wew, lad.

I have no idea. It's just Kathy being unfunny and wantonly edgy, per usual.

fuck off tourist

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Life comes at you fast…

So very fast

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Surely there's more important things going on in the world.
Oh, and inb4

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Not an argument

I think you're lost friend T_D is back the other way

Still waiting on that "wall"

Fucking special snowflakes getting triggered by Kathy's free speech.

This tbh

Where were you when Kathy Griffin became a modern day Nechayev?

Barron thought this shit was real.

tmz.com/2017/05/31/barron-trump-thought-donald-beheaded-image-real/

Tbh these sources probably made this shit about Barron up. It's actually a pretty good chess move.

looks like Barron got his pops genes

Ben Garrison weighs in. I'm impressed he only used one label.

It works every single time these days

Of course they made that shit up. Maybe if he was 5 or 8 yrs old it would make sense, but he's too old for that kind of reaction. That's a young child reaction, not someone a couple years away from high school

Ben's lost his mind

STOP USING LABELS BEN!

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This thread reeks heavily of reddit. Jesus Christ.

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It's just democracy at its best. Americans elected someone who is a real representative of them.

cobalt vanadium iron iron
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Ok but it's just desert, unless there's something very important buried there.

Was that the only combination you tried that ended up on land?

It was the first.

I wonder if there are spooky ruins in that area?

>he's just p-p-playing pretend 20 quantum-waveform battleship guise

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huh, didn't the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧filter🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 change?

🍀
You can still post emojis the hard way

He's a LARPing moron.

GWAR got weird since Oderus died.

knife hand head dress blood hair arm

If the secret service didn't know this wasn't the real Trump when they saw this, they have some big problems.

To be fair, Barron does seem pretty autistic.

if that's true he really does have a bit of the 'tism

indeed

Barron was autistic after all

'covfefe' is the word 'coverage' misspelled

How though? I mean it is obvious that the next word was supposed to be coverage, but how do you even manage to turn coverage into covfefe?

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fucking liberals man, I've always hated this cunt.

This one is kind of clever

The top result when I googled was frogs!

So much for the edgy right

covfefe is a small animal that is being pressed. Poor thing

Everything this man says is a meme.

covfefe is pronounced coo0v-fee-fay

Covfefe, fellow communists!

Covert
Olfactorally
Volitile
Free
Estrogen
Ffor
Everyone

Pinkpill dog whistle perhaps? Let's try that again:

Collaborative,
Optimizationaly
Versatile,
Feasibly
Erotic,
Fantasy
Entryism

Hmmm… One more:

Cocaine and
Ocycotin are
Very
Fun,
Especially
For the
Elderly

I lied. I'm having too much fun. Here is one more:

Corellary and
Objective
Verifiable
Facts are
Episomologically
Free of
Empiricism

Sure they are, silly rationalist president. I should really get some sleep.

Communist
Outspoken
Vangaurds
Frankly
Embody
Fancy
Elves

Last one, for real this time.

Cannon
Of
Very
Frumptious and
Euphorically
Factual
Essays

Lay off the stims, comrade

You know guys, this could be one of Chump's misdirection tricks. It's retarded anyway. Why is it blown so out of proportion? The guy sat on his phone while tweeting, big fucking deal. There's plenty of better things to pin on him.

so much for the free sheep right

You can't shut the fuck up about Obama or Zoe Quinn, so….

Ben Garrison is a white supremacist, he doesn't have a valid opinion on jack shit.

We should take this shit and run with it

Defend free speech from the Social Conservative Warriors! #FreeKathy

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/127932459

Autism about how the gultural margsist shadow government is promoting this because reasons.

Chameleon
Origami
Virgins
Fucking
Effeminate
Future
Egoists

goddamn what a retard

What the actual fuck
Yeah, that fruitless 60's government boondoggle in adversarial psychiatry actually prepared its now-geriatric subjects for this very situation, where they would be called upon by spooky jew science-magic to kill a reality TV star that happened to become president because neoliberalism is so shitty. Forget how the CIA is staunchly and brutally anti-communist, would you?
Antiantifa better keep a look out for elderly men and women carrying around rifles in DC!

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Holy cringe Batman!

Co V Fe Fe
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27232626
Google it.

I love these retarded conspiracy theories. It just highlights how much Holla Forums doesn't understand anything so everything is an action by Egyptian gods or plots by cartoonishly evil people.

no he doesn't.

UPHOLD MARXIST-GRIFFIN THOUGHT

Who fucking cares???

Doesn't look a Ben Garrison to me.

24th-dimensional starcraft in the astral plain.

or sa'aqif is the correct translation. Are they just memeing?

this

He wrote it "covfefe" instead of "cov fe'fe" because he was trying to communicate only with his schizophrenic fans

I'm half led to believe that Ben Garrison is behind all the shitty eu4 "memes"
youtube.com/watch?v=lnZ7eL-HAHk

colbert tier post

there is a 0% chance any regular user of r/the_donald speaks fluent arabic.

Tried pronouncing it. I think it'll sound best when pronounced with a sort of Portuguese tinge to it.

vocaroo.com/i/s1J6S613j1fJ

Mashallah, brother!

There's no v sound in arabic. This is fucking retarded

Inshallah (swt)!

seems legit

Some dialects of Arabic, like Lebanese, use Latin script