I identify as an F-14 Tomcat

I identify as an F-14 Tomcat.

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what jobs have you tried to apply to?

and when is the deadline to get new job before you lose the bet?

Yes, k-on has all the hair colors, but hitagi is 100% purple.


Nah I think black is black and purple is purple but yes, light does tend to change the color of the hair.

Why not just go back to grad studies??

How do I make a patent?


Yeah, KonoSuba patented black hair

but is there a hair that is really black it wont change color in direct sunlight?

mine is totally black but in the end, under sunlight it turns brown-ish

Mostly office jobs. Technical assistants nutrition officers and stuff. I passed most of the exams and i'm just waiting for the results of the interview. I'm also thinking of being a medical technologist since i have a license for that though I really don't like it.

why cant pure black be a real hair color

ohhh
in that case, i wish you all the best and good luck!

i'm going to sleep now. happy downloading and don't sleep too late, light!

gnight!

I'm still thinking if it is really for me since if I were to continue my grad studies, it would take me around 5 years and lots of moolah to finish.

I remember reading somewhere that it's just crazy-ass perspective setting, and her hair is actually black. Like how Nadeko has green hair in the OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=UC9vYVAJxWc


I think putting a sticky note with "EMMA'S IDEA" on the idea is good enough.


Wait

my hair is pure black :/

I got some goose bumps listening to this podcast.

Oh my.

How do people get their trips like that?
How did gookmonkey get !odemonkey as his trip? Is it just 000s of attempts until you find something that sounds like a word, then stick with it?


Mine is pitch black but after I wash it and in sunlight it becomes brown.


Does that mean I'll get sued for-
(USER WAS DMCA'D FOR THIS POST)

i mean like jet black. muh hair is black 2 so we are same

Thanks. Nini

But our hair IS jet black? How much more blacker do you want it? Vantablack-black?

That'd be creepy. Hair needs some gloss.

Oh okay, where is the idea?


Rekt

github.com/madsbuvi/MTY_CL

yah i want vanta black hair to be a super edgelord

What does jet black even mean?

I mean, the jet in Henkei Shoujo wasn't black

Shit, I cracked it! Jet black refers to the fuel that a plane emits when it starts crashing, which is capable of burning all brunette bodily hair in a 100m radius behind it.
That's why bane wears the mask, to keep his beard intact from the "jet black".

time to see if Holla Forums is still gay in firefox

jet black melts red beams

Another sticky note on a normal car but it says "but it's diamond".


*pat* silly fek


racist

thanks fam

should i stop being edgy? if im not edgy im depressed.

You already have the blackest hair, idk how it can be blacker.

Become not edgy by ingesting copious amounts of opiates.

im pretty sure hair dyes these days can go darker than natural


drugs r bad dude

well, dye it blacker and see if it helps.

drink robitussin

nah i dont wanna be an edgelord its cringy

Sup, cunts?

hello negro

omg make up your mind

I'm super white tho. Like, I'm scared to go outside rn cause it's actually sunny and warm and springtime x_x

dis is a gud video
youtube.com/watch?v=hPSQ23NRED8

SUPER WHITE

ask her to sing it to you irl life

woah no way?! in real life life? thats two times the life!

...

invite her to your room and go play osssssss and watch anime

...

fuck, ziggo, fix je shit

pick one only

but it smells like semen sometimes

...

She probably doesn't recognize the smell if it's not too pungent.

Buy me an AE86 Levin Coupé daddy

are you implying shes a complete virgin

I'll buy you a Hot Wheels car.

same tbh fam

idk

You can check while she's there.

...

yeah but checking would mean lewd

You are lewd.

how else do you check for virginity without spreading the pussy

Animal abuse.

omg i need

"hey have you seen a dick irl life?"

Dressing them up?

what if she was blindfolded and raped

marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/oldtimers/m1152917507-toyota-corolla-1-6i-gt-coupe-twincam-16v.html

gimme

Wait no

you have to think of the most degenerate possibilities before you talk to a degenerate

I think I found the clown vomit region

Did you just corrupt the textures or something?

iufhgdughfd

i gfive up

Ihave no idea what I corrupted other than
randomly changing the value of 800 bytes 41-43% into the rom

You are doing this instead of getting gud.

yes

Way to go. You fucked it up.

why

...

Forcing your pets into clothing should count as animal abuse tbh.
They always just look like they want to die.

nothing happened for a huge chunk and then suddenly clown vomit

I adjust it down if it crashes

...

there must be more efficient ways to reverse data structures

aa idk if that is whatI am doing


SORRY

Or you could be speedrunning it.

WWIII when

NOW

When Putin's and Trump's micropenises collide at 767 miles per hour.

At least they are not dickless like Justin


Thats pretty fucked up

It'll be a combined length of 3 inches that destroys the world.

GG NO RE

And nothing of value was lost

I'm a bad man.

...

I feel bad for people who aren't this tbh.

Who here /nofap/?


Worth it anyway, I presume that's a medical degree, so much money there.

I heard if you don't masturbate, you develop magic powers.

No need to revolt

No need to report

god
dick hard

emmers im sleepy

ikters im sleepy

sleep together

yes do this!

ecchi

no step on snek

My job is run by French religious heretic faggots and they are giving us this Friday off.

So I'm getting a 3 day weekend and also buying myself a new phone and getting new glasses or contacts.

It's called Good Friday lmao

Pretty fucking good imo

Okay.

How's it hanging user?

lg g6

Wth does that have to do with the French

Low and swinging.

But if I were to buy that I wouldn't be left with any money to buy myself some new glasses or contacts
I'm still debating between the two

What kind of phone do you have?


Who knows
Who cares

3 day weekend nigga


Might aswell kill yourself lmao

LG G6


lmao nice fucking meme Emma

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, so drugged up you can't make a coherent sentence I see.

I'm on like a 13 day weekend right now, git gud

meow

bump

lg g6

Sorry for my Canadian shill phone companies giving me it cheap

How is that not a huge improvement?

I'm Canada though

...

...

filll let of fish canada!?
:O

...

Not like this

Get a Google Pixel.

You forgot the fam, fam


Man I fucking wish I was drugged up
The shroom were from Sat night
It was great


That sounds fun
What have you been up to these past 2 weeks?


Nice, what's your wallpaper on it?
Also what OS does it use?


Oh do you have a payment plan going on?
I don't like those, like I'm planning to throw down all the money for it this weekend. I prefer paying it in full so I just have to worry about the basic phone bill

I dunno man, the ZTE Axon 7 has a 20MP camera
Besides you only need one camera you doofus :^)

lmao get fucked Subtle


Lemme check it out

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fish toaster. queen octopus


yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyip

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sushi takoyaki on toast? :)

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poutine chalupas

madeby.google.com/phone/

Just buy it through their store.

Canadian Taco Bell needs to do this tbh

i had a tim hortins Churro doughnut

This tbh lmao

Relaxing and staying fit, should be programming though :c

with picante sauce or sour cream?


food of any sort sounds good right now.

eat a yummy food!
:D

The KimiUso one.
Windows 20

Nah, it's literally if you lock in the basic contract you get it for hella cheap, it's the same price as just a phone bill.
But muh wide angle

Maybe you should, I don't know, not buy processed foods if you're too broke to afford literally anything else.

eat a yummy food!
:D

Une sorte de volonté de manger la chatte canadienne pour être honnête en riant mon cul

i had a tim hortins Churro doughnut

yeah, same

yeah, same

was it a food?


yeah?

I'll have to figure something out.

Fuck if I know.

what can you do?

Actually seems pretty nice
Though I'd probably get it though a payment plan cause I'd still want to buy some glasses lol

You swear like you're gonna get fat overnight lol
You make programming sound like it's not fun at all


ecks dee


both

and gravy too

Wait, which one is that one? The cancer chick and beta pianist?
All I understand is lie from that lol

No but seriously is it called Windows 20? lol

Is it a year contract?
Not too bad I guess, I might do that but contracts kinda scare me
I'm pretty scared of commitment

post wide pictures
I'm expecting Hidamari Sketch tier W I D E

Could do with something to eat right now tbh. But bed is too warm and comfy.

Yeah, that one.
A crop of this: images2.alphacoders.com/598/thumb-1920-598673.jpg

Are you stupid? It's Android Nougat zzz
Two year contract

I'd need to actually go outside for that

Consistency is everythinggg

It is when you're feeling motivated and not hitting walls

Make mac and cheese with hotdogs and ketchup.

Oh, I never knew you liked it
I remember my friend showed me it and we marathoned it one night
He was like on the verge of tears and I kinda wanted to laugh cause he looked like a totally bitch lol but I also felt kinda sad from the anime so I didnt know what to feel

Wow, you didn't even say it in Japanese
I'm disappoint Ems

2 years is a long time dude, you could be dead by then man
Super spooky

Go outside for once you greasy fujoshi :^)


Not really, it is essential but you will never really have fun that way

Do programmers make good money?

I have a bunch of em, I just never go in my Camera folder cause that thing is fucking massive and takes forever to load all the pictures

The poor man's Poutine

The dream, man. I'd kill for a quality sandwich right now though.

It's always more fun than sitting inside :3

Yeah, comp. sci is one of the highest paid degrees. But it's not like I want anything more than to have enough money to live comfortably on.

None of em are as thirsty as this guy

Yeah, it was pretty good :3

Baka nyano?

Oh ok thank, I go tomorrow ok

*eats a sandwhich*

Go to Subway then.

I wish we had subway here.
I ended up finding some chocolate instead, so I'll be fine.

Chocolate does not really make a meal.
Just stop being a lazy shit and go to the kitchen.

Hey d00ds

I enjoy being a lazy shit occasionally though.
Particularly when in bed.

So you are not a top is what you are saying.

hello friends~!

Evening.

Howdy!

Someone to talk to~

we're already having a conversation!


what's up scanner?

We are, yes.

Chillin, watching videogame salt, and listening to streamers and playing Shelter.

Gonna play Beat Cop later.

so why start one here? :3


what's beat cop? do you beat cops?

My imouto made tilapia for me and she forgot to put salt on it but I still ate it cause I didnt wanna be an asshole and not eat it


What do you even do anyways? Go out for runs/jogs?
No wonder you're so skinny

Quit being tsundere, you know you wanna make bank dude

He'sso kawaii
He reminds me of deez only yours is fatter
What's his name?


Did you cry? :3

HNNNNNNGGHHHHHHH
That's the good stuff

Promise? :^)

Lewd anime pictures.

I can't decide whether I should get contacts or new glasses

I have to decide by Friday

AHHHHHH DOUSHIO

Get laser eye surgery or maybe learn to open your eyes nip

I do enjoy this folder...

And why is that.

You're a gumshoe cop on the beat, demoted from detective.

Gotta find you framed you for murder, while keeping the streets safe in the shittiest place in America. AND it's all 80s inspired, and 16 bit.

Plus, succubi are fucking hot. *drool*

No you fucking nigger I only have like 300 to 400 to blow on glasses or contacts

Laser eye surgery isn't that cheap nigga
I fucking wish

I also wish I could open my eyes ;~;

We Hibike now?

Get eye patches instead.

That dialogue is cringeworthy.

The pirate look is in this year tbh

Damn dude if a girl makes food you eat it and say it was good :3

Running/tkd/lifting

Bank would be nice but like.. I think once you're 100k, you're just chasing richer and richer people

lol I can't even remember, belongs to my cousins. IIRC it's a manly name

sexual imagery makes me feel good inside


naisu
that sounds interesting

but what's a gumshoe cop?


i dunno what that is

When you masturbate as such, I assume.

You're living it. Nationalists vs Internationalists.

Soto what's your opinion on this image

You know, your archetypal cop you see on 80s crime dramas.

That's what I did, but it seriously needed salt lol
Hey, she's barely learning though

Just how fit are you anyways?

Damn that's alot dude
But still you could use the extra money to help out your parents or just travel around the world
That's what I'd do tbh


The anime you were posting lewds from


It's adorable
just like you

I've been masturbating a lot less lately, and now that I do it every few days it feels a lot more satisfying~

I just save images, I don't know where most of them are from :3

Well good.

T R I G G E R E D

Hibike Euphonium lewds are the shit man

ohhhh that's that music anime, sound euphonium, I was gonna watch that soon

Which one?

Oh god, I can't remember this artist!

woops I mislinked, sorry


I used to fap every day and I don't recommend it

null

Naturally. I assume it would make one sore.

Couldn't you just add your own salt?!

I do too much cardio so.. quite. I'd rather be ripped though.

Or buy your parents a new car. I know my dad would probably love a new motorbike.. isn't that something people dream about gifting their parents?
My Uncle travelled to Thailand and never came back so it's not always a good idea :3

ty bro ^-^

...

not really, it's just not as pleasurable, the release isn't as satisfying :x

I did, but I still felt like that was kinda rude

Being ripped has it's ups and downs
You should stay thin and fit so you can be a qt trap :3

Oh, your dad rides bikes? How old is the guy anyways?
Isnt he a lil too old to be riding lol
Did your uncle find a trap out there?

That's why one edges.

Soto I can probably lift more than you

mmhm

I stopped doing that a long time ago

I'd rather just prolong the actual fapping by making myself excited for a long time by looking at images and stuff and then eventually fapping to whatever material I think is perfect to fap to :3

Well alright then.

Why do traps all act like gutter trash 16 year old girls? srs question.

Because they all want to be the little girl.

Same amount of hormones and mental illness.

I can easily carry you bridal style

I don't~


everyone gets off in different ways

I weigh 243 lbs

I don't even know what tilapia is by the way

Trapping is never gonna happen, sorry bic boi :3

Yeah, 50s. He rides into work in London because bikes don't pay extra congestion charges.
No he just found a fat Thai wife and a lot of debt lmao

I'm going to choose to not believe you on that one.

Oh yes, that's quite obvious.

le epik lag

Nigga that ain't shit

Look at the girl behind me
She's in disbelief
That's when you know I'm stronk af

no you don't


why! :(


l-lewd

LMAO

That one still looks like it weighs less than the fat Canadian guy.

What is?

VeeVee, or whatever he keeps changing it to.

nigga dayum

This one?

I gotta admit My knees were like almost giving out and I was turning red

Because you're a trap and just the way you type seems very underaged annoying girl like.

number 1 I don't change my name and number 2 nigger you better believe I weigh less than that beast.

No, this guy.
He's like 1.25 Cupcake's.

n-never mind


no bully please

I'm not even a trap I just like to crossdress when I'm in the mood

holy shit
look whos talking

I'm not 1.25 shit bud I'm 1 me and 1 me could put your ass in the ground


-bully-

Hmm.

1 Cupcake is a unit of measure approximately 225 pounds.

Its some shitty fish that's supposed to be healthy or some shit
I don't recommend it

What if I pay you?

Well that aint too bad, I'd be scared though
Accidents on bikes are always pretty bad
My friend has been recovering from one and he's barely walking again after like 8 months

Oh jesus christ sounds horrible lol


Daijoubu bby
I can carry you like a princess

Even if you're fat af lmao
Cause 240 is pretty up there :^)


LOL

I could lift him and his man tits tbh
I could lift TTGL so Im pretty sure I can lift obese Canadians too

fine no lewd stuff for you


~

Yea what about me?


I'm less than that, also I'm taller so I don't look nearly as fat as that hambeast.

Not much more for conversation tonight?

hmm, what do you wanna talk about?

You should still take one for the team and meet up with Cupcake.

Whatever's fine.

What is wrong with her asshole?

Call me when you have ovaries and then I'll care.

That's all Grim tho

A combined mass of 500 pounds and the smell of vodka, curry, and belly roll cheese.

rawr

You misspelled Emperor

no
that the male term

...

No shit.

I don't even weigh half that nigga

I'm not very good at thinking of stuff :\


it's not on my d


:(


-pet-

>_< nezi is soo lewd

Alcohol.

No one can stop their brown and white love.
Except one's psychotic break afterwards.


It looks prolapsed.

It would have to be in the thousands

Didn't you have a moped or something?
I know, some guy died last year in an accident about 5 mins from my house

post selfies for proof

...

lol you need to eat more
Quit being so anorexic

On a side not I was thinking of cosplaying that dude from Sword of the Stranger

I was thinking pretty much all day at work who I should cosplay as for Fanime and AX
I only have like 2 months to do it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOUSHIO

I feel like Araragi is too plain


That's the best part tho


I'll give you a thousand yen :3
Besides you're gay enough to wear a skirt tbh

Yeah, just for funsies tho
Nothing too crazy
Yeah bikes are scary but boy do you save a bunch of gas money on em
How much is gas out there in the UK like per gallon?

Aren't you like 5'4" to 5'6"?

LOL no

con buzz gives you superhuman strength

Retard strength, you mean.

retard strength is in that unobtainable echelon

I thought you were shorter than Soto and he's like 5'8".

Jumping down 12 flights of stairs kinda strength


I'M 5'10 YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Also lol'd so hard at the dead brandon laying in front of the entrance to AX lmaooooo

...

Am I the only non-manlet here

you need coordination and balance for that nig

...

same

Fuck both of you guys

Especially you Grim, nigga we've met irl

at least you aren't 5'2

Holy shit

Test*

At least you're tall for Bolivia.

bless this community


I imagine test is brolic/fast as fuck to make up for his height

No ty

So did you have to take lessons and a licence test for that?
It's like £1.20 per litre, I'm too lazy to convert

Nhentai is in my top 10 most visited websites

where else are we gonna get our pirated doujins

rip fakku

Yeah probs


wow rude

Nah man, my friend taught me how to ride a bike and I have rode them around without a license
Yeah, it's sorta illegal just aslong as you dont get caught
I never have gotten caught so there's that

Its almost 3 dollars per gallon over here


get a better hobby

sorry, was posting stuff for tracer


but I don't drink

:(


eh

just bad anatomy

Loli dragon futa rape incest double penetration

Then I'm at a loss.

did you just paste the tags of the last doujin you read

.

i'm a neet right now though


Nowi looks like a 20 year old in most of here doujins

Want me to take you out for dinner? I'll pay for everything
Since youre a piece of shit worthless NEET that doesnt have any money

hmm we could talk about me losing weight

being on a diet is hard x.x

Reminds me, need to start cardio up again.

Fucking hate it.

Just keep it up until you're content with yourself.

dare I ask you to post a page

I put most of my money in savings though so I still have money after quitting.

nhentai.net/g/115927/

He's just trying to get you to marry him for a visa.

ohey you're right

meow


:3
tracer bullet soo lewd!!!

...

I will personal deport him.


Some of them are loli though ;)


wau wau

ew

never enough

I'm just doing a little bit of cardio, mostly eating a lot less and only eating healthy stuff

The one I linked is the correct way to draw her.

...

Oh yeah Grim Matt is crossplaying as Queen of Pain

But you don't even play dota so gtfo

Now Im def gonna get my dick wet at AX

Yes, well, beer tastes good.

You should cosplay as Frodo

How much money does he waste making stupid costumes?

...

Who should I cosplay?

FLAT

have fun tho


I wouldn't know
I'm not into those dragons


traploving neckbeards pay him plenty

trudeau

woof woof


why


wow!


she's cute

but it's 2017

lewd is the new trend

yeah, same


Wasn't he the one you tried to sleep with?

umaru then

yall are fucking plebs I swear.

My dragon loli team


bork bork

it was a trudeau impression

beer has lots of calories

Point and laugh at the man jerking off to cartoons.

I didn't try to sleep with anyone

im a stupie head

you a stupie stupie head you a stupie head

It does, yes.

But again, tastes good.

I wanna either do
Araragi from Monogatari Series
Nanashi from Sword of the Stranger
Those are the only two I can think of ahhhhhhh

Fanime is in 2 more months


That purple haired boat with the bell, or if not someone from Love Live


lmao nigga pls

exhentai.org/g/1042804/7b8477dc6c/

It's disturbing how close you are.

yep

Cosplay as Tyrion Lannister.

exhentai.org/g/977852/80a219a543/

Bad taste.

LMAO SHE'S DOING UMI FROM LOVE LIVE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I didn't need your gay shit nigga.


That's more like it my dude.

Feku I swear you are too young to be this corrupted

Subtle speaking out of experience

yuh dude


exhentai.org/g/1035013/fb0ae3018d/
its a good series tho. too bad author is stopping it

Feku has never even seen a penis before never.

wrong

Love Live is objectively shit.

ive seen many penises ranging from my own to middle school gym class

Why were you looking at other dude's dicks in gym class?

Feku has never touched a penis that wasn't his own.

...

it was fucking middle school they were running around flashing it how can i stop that


ive punched dudes in the dick because they were doing stupid shit

Doesn't count.

But for real who the fuck needs exhentai when you have this?

...

Just pls don't do Maki or Honoka
I beg of you

If you do Nozomi send me pics so I can masturbate to them btw


Try telling that to Wish

@luka

wouldnt anything else be gay tho?


IM A BOY

...

It's not Love Live cuck face

Her own*


fag

Oh so you're doing a boat?

lmao talk about garbage
jk pls do shimakaze

I'm gonna go shower before my imouto beats me to it since she takes like over an hour showering

It's not a boat either cuck face

exhentai.org/g/908485/b63fbeede7/

i dont wanna


maybe one day i'll get 5 star >_

How many feathers do you have ?

...im here, ladies contain your orgasms

lmao I've read that one before
There's an even better one that came out a while about about trap boats
I never saved it though


You nigger quit teasing me

You wish you could cosplay Yuzumori but you're as dumb and old as Mimika

don't mind me just posting some non-gay shit
exhentai.org/g/1009829/5eed7bd720/

lots...
i've never used any yet... ever
they just keep giving me these random feathers? ._.

...

a good soto wouldve saved it

tf is a cuck face

Do you have 20k ?

beg your bf and he might tell you

cucucucucuckerfais

👅🍆

...

What are you faggots up to?

13210

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*plays with grims boobs

scripting and shitposting

I'm really sick and just now got to the point I can sit up without vomiting and my migraine is going down.

playing a game

If you have 20k you can turn any 4star unit into a 5star.

Show me your heros.

...id tell you
but would it matter

melonpan is like the patrician version of filthy frank and h33

New.

It is also delicious.

they're the same as yesterday. i already showed u them remember?

oh kewl my log in bonus gave me 10 orbs and 5000 feather!