Nigga he stealin yo peppers

nigga he stealin yo peppers

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i need junkfood stat

xth for that feel when finding good new stuff

where us it

They removed my peppers wiener

esuaceb nab mi gniog ot kcuf mih

on sankaku!

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yus


weeb pornsite

is it bad that im craving a huge greasy hamburger?

ty based lewds

is it bad that im craving a huge greasy asshole

is it bad that im craving a huge bowl of ice cream?

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No.

Gay.

No.

is it bad that im craving a cup of hot chocolate?


Of course

ate fried pigs ass once at an asian restaurant... I knew the entire time what it was

CHEESECAKE

NEED


LOTS OF MEAT

IN MAI

FUKKEN MOUTH

god dammit

same

I has it

OwO

Good eps so far fam
Nearly had man cry for sasha
Lucky she wriggly

no lie so jelly atp

Emma did nothing wrong

Can't wait for best girl to become supreme leader


I'm the best

Mikasa?!

or sasha

aot season 2 is only 12 episodes

Historia

It's shit.

Whats shit about it ?

Yeah Erin is.

Baka!!!!!
:333

Oh, I thought I typed best...

Guess I must have typed degen cutter :^)

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You, you typed best.

I'm sorry but the evidence is right there and I will not be swayed to believe otherwise unless I see a very poorly shooped screencap to the contrary.

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:(

Well you are a boob, so you got me there.

Yan I'm busy jacking off to those sirens from that one Samurai Jack episode what do you want

meme game

Aloha snackbar

I want you to work with me to create a webcomic.

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I know you have ideas

Yeah but then what do you do

Collaborate on them and draw backgrounds intense faces and memes of course.

That's not a great pitch.

Besides, I already have a webcomic.

Locos SHIT comic

I was not actually seriously proposing that

But I am not opposed to doing activities together.

It's called My God, Does That Chicken Have a Knife?

Go fuck yourself oni-chan

It's funny because the first search result when you google that is the wikipedia page for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

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Actually it's wikiquote

Loco is a liar

FUCK OFF SCOOTS STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY COYOTE URINE ALL THE TIME YOU CHEEKY NIGGER

I NEVER STOP

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IT'S MINE I'M NOT OBLIGATED TO SHARE WITH YOU JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH COMMUNISTS YOU SHITTY FUCK-EATING BAT

IT IS EXPECTED COMRADE

NO IT'S MINE I NEED IT FOR KEEPING EMMA AWAY

DRAW NOT YOUR BOW TIL THE ARROWIS FIXED

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REAL COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN SUCCESSFULLY IMPLEMENTED

A whole months bread ration? In one go?what is this bourgeois reactionary revisionism?! Little Khruschevs and their little bourgeoisie!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh

The revolution has, untilnow, been betrayed by reactionary rightists. Capitalists in cloak and dagger.
No longer.
We see your game.
Little Nikita.

kim jong un for president

Im fucking mad

The Dowager Empress, the dragon behind the screen... viper in the rose bush. Tiawan.

Scoots use your retard strenk and get me an ice cream

China, save me

No comprende, im seizing the means of production

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(((Disgust)))

...bored af

Blizok lokotok, da ne ukusish.

Considering making disc open to the general public except widely discriminated against individuals but DISC is killing the threads enough as is without another cancerous fuckfest circlejerk.

bump

same

sage

fukken wanna do something man... i got all this shit i put off til sunday to put off

Rage

its fucked

i refuse to cut grass today... ima wait til that niggers 3ft high

let all my neighbors get pissy...

maybe one will get so mad they fuking cut it for me...

:(

Fling excrement and the person nearest you.

domestication sucks people... shirk your responsibilities, be lazy

lol my neighbors 8 year old is next door playing in they yard

*flings excrement at luka

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Gj

tyvm

Tadaima

its soto tiem hooray

Sup with you Sama

BEER!


dead round these parts...bout to fix some food tho

supwitchu

Man, I wish I had some beer tbh
I went out for drinks the other day and Im pretty burnt out on drinking

I might take a shower in a bit and just watch some anime

cool shit man... honestly havent watch any anime in a long ass time

im out... later

Hey Soto make it a cold shower

Are you trying to kill me?

I didn't think you'd die from it..

Are you trying to bully me?

No you'd probably enjoy that..

All anime will be porn at some point.

I do not enjoy cold showers

Those are the worst man

On a side note, I was a huge weeaboo faggot with my friends and went to Little Tokyo on the weekend and got some of that godly Omurice with fried Katsu and curry

That shit was amazing man

Is Soto going to become Subtle's new Desu?

I sure hope so

They can be good you just have to embrace it

That looks really good, I'm jelly since I legit don't think I've ever had omurice
What're the two yellow things on top? Sweetcorn?

Also did you see lots of Asian hypebeasts?

Yamete

Fuck that
Only time I shower with cold water is when its like 110 outside or after going to the beach and using those water showers to rinse yourself off

It's crazy how they layer the egg over the rice so well
Yeah, it just had 2 grains of corn for some reason
I got extra hot curry and it wasn't spicy at all but it slowly crept up on me lol

Asian hypebeats? u wot m8?

How was AoT/SnK S2 ep 1 anyways?
Is Eromanga sensei any good?
I haven't seen much seasonal shit this week.
Just Cuckworld Planet

tfw you wake up at 4 PM

Quit being so lazy

Nigger I work harder than you ever will during the week

I deserve to be lazy on the weekends

I did that once. It was really disorientating.

The stupid face looks retarded.

its 6pm

lmao how ya been dude?

We need to kick it again sometime


It's called Ahegao you casual

Use it for when you get drunk and need to sober up too :^)

That's the hottest you could get it and it wasn't spicy at all? Are they weak or are you a weirdo

Like this, fashionable streetwear, I love it

AoT seems great, I'll be keeping up with it. And Eromanga is 10/10, you should watch it if only for the loli

I feel like it's morning but it's not

Nigga what did I JUST say???

Hustlin' ya know

Stop being RACIST.

I'm helping you understand the time.

Yeah! I was like 'whoa, I must have woken up at 3-4 am or something.. turns out it's like 4-5pm.

Gee thanks I REALLY NEEDED THAT

Work is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuun

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Oh yeah, I've done that a couple of times when I wake up hungover and need to wake up and go to work so I just shower with cold water
It's the worst but it's wakes me up alright

Nahh, it was the second most spicy, the spiciest looked pretty spooky and I wanted to enjoy my dish so I took it easy
Next time I'll def get the spiciest

lmao nice meme dude

Yeah there were some weirdos dressed like that walking around, I ain't much of a fan of it though tbh
I also saw a fat weeb wearing a Umaru Kigurumi
I wantd to shout YOU GODDAMN WEEABOO but I decided not to be an asshole

You fucking pedophile


Sounds pretty lit dude
It feels weird actually having money again and buying everyone drinks again

They had a happy hour deal at Oreno Yakuniku from 7 to 8 and beers were 1.99 then from 8 to 9 they were only 0.99 cents (if you purchase 10 dollars worth of food)

It was pretty fucking great
Needless to say I got fuckkkkeeed uppp dawwggggg

I was very disappointed in Nakinyko's newest Mashup

Though I am a huge fan of that song from Kiki's Delivery Service I fucking hate DRAM/Lil Yachty

Sho ga nai

You can always call me when you need help.

What was it that you do?

How is work rn? You still at amazon?

I'd be apprehensive about getting spicy from a Japanese place, would never know when they might put some wasabi in it

Were they a fat chick?
Could've just shouted "UMARU!" and it still might've been funny :3

At least they're not blood related

morning threadf

evening thread

afternoon thread

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well then...

Nah man, I sorta got fired from Amazon in like December lol
I moved to Anaheim with my Otou-san and started working in some Industry place building server cabinets for Hitachi
It's a really chill job and not backbreaking labor so it's pretty great

It's not the Wasabi/radish/turnip kind of spicy it's like spices and dried chilis kind of spicy
It's pretty mild but it's the kind that hits you later with the heat

Naww, it was a neckbeard minus he beard and with a bunch of acne lol
But then everyone would know Im a weeb too lol

Im downloading it rn
What else is good to watch this season?
I saw that tanuki S2 anime with my friend

is it true that it's still sunday for you?


wow samchan go to sleep

no... you stay awake

yes

sleep or 9000gbps

do you work a night shift job somewhere?

are you trying to profile me

yes

you don't have a permit

here how i got you figured:

up by 7 or 8 am.
shower, eat. online by 9am
at Holla Forums by 9:15
probably after checking your social network sites
post here til around 11... maybe 12pm
out for work or something (i visualize you making tennis shoes in a very hot warehouse)

1 fugured you for stating work at 1pm
then i lose a block of time... how close am i?

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Ohh. Ok nvm, I knew that. You seem to pick up jobs without much trouble at all

I'm going into Europe in a couple of weeks with friends, just for a weekend, I think spicy food and drinking will be a major factor ^^

Ok you totally could've called him a weeaboo.
How do they not already know??

Rokudenashi and Renai Boukun are funny enough to watch, Alice to Zouroku is good too

darn it you're good
it's pretty accurate, the time is correct. But I don't do social network thing

thread is my social network

Whats her name ?

ehs a lumberjack
and ehs okay
sleeps all night and he works all day

ok, your turn... do me

Christina Chrissy Larson

he chops down trees he wear high heels
suspenders and a bra
he wished hed been a girlie just like his dear mama

cute

That one trap removed me on everything.

They remove you too ?

ehh... I only see you on the weekends, I cannot be sure about what kind of job you have but you do have one, and in a rather high position. Something with train.

you would be in and out thread all day until you sleep at 12-2AM

I haven't seen them post in the last couple of days. Maybe it was a rebound attention stint. Let me check.

haha... i quit the train job 10 months ago

and i NEVER SLEEP

12-2 is about right tho

Yep.

couldnt see your way for one little (me) over that monty pythons reference... it was awesome

prudes... the lot of you.

if it aint cock this or gaaaay that i get nothing, i swear to god

I ought to fire my informant for giving me outdated information

which is myself

well you were on a break there for the longest time...

*plays with grims boobs

I knew that but I got what I wanted anyways.

trap bootyhole?

I didn't say that. ♪

why did you quit, samchan?

I remember something of that sort coming from ya

shrug

stress mostly...

i developed anxiety issues... and an ulcer
pretty big tipping point for me
gave them 1 month notice and trained my replacement

You must be miss remembering.

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probably
what did you get from emi?


it begins

Nothin' mister

Showers are the best dude


Eh, it isn't hard to get a job tbh
People like Luka just don't try at all and probably apply online and never go apply in person

My work experience and charisma probably helps too lol

Oh nice! What part of Europe?
Be sure to take lots of pics and try to hook up with a European chick/trap too

But I didnt cause I'm a nice guy :^)
Cause I dress like a normal person and totally not act autistic in public, though after those like 10 beers I did tell the cute asian loli waiter serving us arigatou gozaimasu and she said dou itashimashite
It was so kawaii the way she said it though
It was HNNNNGHHHH worthy

the mighty samchan, stressed?

it was not all because of your job wasnt it? there were some external reasons too

why do you have to be so difficult

a combination of both...

imagine being on call 24/7. constantly being awoke in the middle of the night because of an accident or someone died or a derailment... anything can happen and will at 3 am.

i got family stuff too... but yea it all forced a break for me

honesty is the best policy

so spill

That's like me and deez

pussy be like

get out of my face before I claw yo ass

nothing to spill.

a cat named "deez"


deez wat u might ask...

fuzzy cat balls on my face


>////

Poor guy got declawed a while back
He's a pretty chill kitty though, I just bully him too much
He makes funny meowing noises when I pick him up and kiss him

I love that fucking cat lol


His name is Dees like before the meme deez nuts even existed

If you went in with those glasses they probably thought you were super smart

Little bit of France, then mostly Belguim, been to both before but I haven't been to Bruges which will be nice
If I hook up with a chick/trap I'll let you know :^)

..10? Wth
You call every short girl a loli tbh :3

why would you do that to a cat


its their primary physical defense mechanism

genetically engineered catboys for domestic ownership

i mean... how the eff was i to know that


you HAD to know at some point someone would use that joke

i'm sorry samchan..

Science is amazing. . . .

all in the past manchan

boomdiyada
boomdiyada
boomdiyada

Crash and burn on a car ride home, it would be a lot better if I slit your throat and die for me, die for me, why don’t you?

are these lyrics to that newfangled emo music you kids are listening to these days?

BRUH
I literally always wear my glasses, I'm like almost considered legally blind without my glasses. It's that bad
Astigmatism and severe Nearsightedness is a bitch

Oh nice, be sure to drink alot of beer out there in Belguim
Its good stuff
LOL

Yeah, I drink alot of beerin case you didnt know
Also yes, if they are short and kinda flatchested they are considered lolis
Simple as that


I dunno man, I didnt do it
Dunno why the owners did that
Probably to prevent him from fucking up couches


When the meme was still fresh everyone was calling the cat deez nuts
It was great

Nope.

hop in this ride.

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Oh, I love Twenty One Pilots too!

... good to know someone had a sense of humour


looks like im driving...
ass
gas
or
grass

pick 3

Thats not twenty one pilots.


Grass ?

nailed it!

*facepalming

mm
whatcha say
mmm
that you only meant well

Have you considered Lasik?

I'm fine with beer, it's when it gets to the strong stuff that I can't pace myself :c

Sounds like all she needed was a maid outfit

wait.. did manaka leave?

2 hours ahead of schedule...

I have some

Konnichiwa, bitches

then WE RIDE!!

God I love sniper fights in OW.

Sup?

You wanna rumble in my jungle
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space
I put my laser on stun
And on tha north pole I'll ice you son

I snipe snipers with rockets out their ass

Me and the other Widow had a blast just having sniper fights.

No, that shit is expensive and I'd rather just wear glasses or contacts
Hard liquor?

Git gud you scrawny nerd

She seriously did, but the uniforms from that place were pretty hip and cute too tbh

n-no

Soto's too big of a puss for Lasik

ima need you to tell me where youre going next time....

Laser's in your eyes sound super scary dude

I need mine to read doujins and watch anime

the bait.. its so bland

ima need sum spices

Okay, I laughed.
Totally going to get Lasik later on in my life though.

Speaking of doujins, Dumbnut finally did Yuzu 16.2
I did it March 27, he got to it April 8

Though he actually called it by the right name :^)

Just get contacts bro

All ya gotta do is poke both your eyes when you wake up and then poke them again to take them off when you go to bed


I'm so proud of you Emma

How did he translate the joke anyways?

Also how about you read something new for once
Like butt peeping yuri shit
It's pretty lit dude

nite people...

My math teacher said it was like living in HD

Anything harder than like 30%

She'll never call you goshujin-sama..

I feel this shit on a spiritual level man

I don't like the sound of poking my own eyes, plus I'd rather trust a doctor that's being paid for doing things right than myself poking my own eyes out.
Not to mention quite a many in my family have gotten Lasik.


Sleep well Sam-chan.

Huge-kaidou

Dude I've been reading Mitsuboshi Colors too, and Shirogane no Nina.
I need to start reading more tbh. I'm so far behind on everything.

There's only like 3 chapters of this thing god damn

It literally doesn't make a sound at all just a weird sensation that makes you wanna blink lol

Are you guys rich?


LMAO

Man, you both are terrible at this lol

Oh damn dude, seems like you've been busy
I'm behind on this seasons anime
I havent seen shit

Is Eromanga sensei gonna be the loli anime of the season?


There's 8

HOT DAMN

MY MAN

Chapter 8 is 10/10

alright right now i'm thinking about late breakfast

Hey man, I don't get paid enough for this shit.

Yeah, I'm like 6 episodes behind but I'm going to catch up tonight np.

I'm watching like 3 loli anime this season, but yeah, pretty much.
Sagiri is adorable.

Well then, just feels like it would feel horrible.
Not rich as in family owning 3 cruise ships, but I like to think it's more like better than the usual average here.
Besides Lasik costs 1000 euros here, so 1050 dollars.

that fullcolor tho

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i'll lasik you, sd

I'll paypal you like a dollar for every chapter you translate :^)

I'm like super tired and might just put the anime aside for after work tomorrow
This season looks kinda meh though
A bunch of S2 from series I'm not too fond of and a bunch of moe garbage lol

But hey Im still gonna watch it
Oh yeah dude, I was a huge weeb and had omuricu with Katsu and curry


Is that made from the people who made the yuyushiki
Looks like it

You better do, so I won't have to wear glasses.

April 9, 2017

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Translated
Gabriel Dropout c40
The Private Report on My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness c.05 [tetsu]

Untranslated
(C91) (同人誌) [melty strawberry Pink! (ゆんちゃ )] 奇蹟の紅い魚雷。 (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)

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smashing dat mf download button

Hello Luka?

I'm not Luka.

Rude, Subtle, just rude.
Also get some sleep.

subtle is turning into soto!


oh don't worry i'll lasik you
i'll lasik you so hard
so hard you'll see sunshine lollipops, rainbow, everything

Promise?

OI

smirks

V soon, dw!


Idk what they meant by this ;;

I'm a little bit on edge right now. I'm not entirely sure if I don't know what's happening right now, or I understand it perfectly and it's really really good for me.

he was shy and adorable young man, you took a quest turning him into a better person by helping him getting over his shyness but it was too effective!

Wow, what a deal :^)

Shut up fuck up, Saekano is great.

It's made by the guys who don't have a style at all.


Toxic

I think he's saying you're turning into a piece of shit

You better do then.


Good, just do so.

But seriously I gotta be real for a second, if you think someone is not all there don't wait up for them cause they'll just slow you down, if you catch my drift.

Oh come on, you can even say you're employeed too lmao :^)

That's as boring as his gf lol

So yeah its probably made by those guys lmao

But hey at least theres gonna be more Hestia and Titans this season

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That's a great Rainbow Six Siege meme.

Reformed..


Don't be so harsh on yourself

I am now expecting things of you.

I am employed though.

Eriri is perfect though, shut up whore.

No, it's made by J.C. Staff, the guys who did shit like the Kugimiya Triple, Prison School, and HenNeko.


You were toxic just now though

They were posting a couple of funny ones on Saying Itadakimasu B4 U Eat Da Pussy MK.IV


But that's how I always am tho


Oh shit, you have a job now?
I thought you were pulling a Luka and enjoying the NEET life

She's pretty autistic, but hey I'd still smash tbh
Oh those subpar animators?
How the fuck do you know all this shit anyways? Get a better hobby lmao

I don't start until September, but I've been employed the whole time.

You'd smash anything tbf

Because I watch everything :c Stop bully

It happens sometimes


I thought that was when you were drunk and get too real

first we to make appointment, then we have to meet then i can examine you

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There's a lot of good memes involving the game, but the game itself is pretty cancer as you get teammates that don't know how to play 24/7


Good, then we will.

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jfc that's so far from now, are you like training or doing some kind of internship?

anything but you lmao

Do you really watch everything though?
I don't believe you
Also no, bullying Emma is my religion tbh, that and thigh highs


But aren't I always drunk?

Or at least used to


Oh so you're one of those tryhards that get too into it?

subtle i'm sorry, that's now what i meant

Gabriel Dropout S2 when?

It's fine I wasn't offended at all

Not really, I play with my friends who are pretty horrible at shooters in general, but we always expect the random guys to perform better than my friends, then we get people who live in the first dimension and can't handle 3D at all.

anybody wanna kiss

Subtle does

:(

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I'm going to hit the hay

I have to wake up at like 4:30 tomorrow

Fuck my life

Lates~

Sleep well Soters.

nini
Same kinda

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But it is only 9.

-kisses-

G'night Sub-san.

I don't care what time it is.

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

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Post that cute furry shota thing

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-tackles you on the couch and kisses your neck-

Yes, that one.

O bby.

New.