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I kinda liked that one manga about that one girl that didn't have any friends so she became a slut and then everyone hated her even more.

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Cheap Costco knock off Red Bull is good shit.

Only yuri

but yuri is gay.

Why not yaoi?

because that hits too close to real life for him

So?

HE ADMITS IT
you've heard it here first, folks.

Was it ever a secret

shuuuuushhhhh, don't undermine me.

Shittt I've been outed

time to kill yourself now.
my army of drunk slavs will find you.

I'll take my chances

Subtle is open about being gay finally

Now I can happily announce that we're dating. No more secrets. He is my one and only. I am his teddy bear.

Didn't you know? Subtle WANTS to be ganged up on by a bunch of slaves

Slaves > slavs tbh

Sometimes at night he tickles me. Not in any sexual way. He just likes to hear me laugh.

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i guess if we're doing this, i'm also dating hah you actually thought i was with someone well too bad even if i was i wouldn't say you dork.

Your imagination needs to stop

And then when you want me to feel special you kiss me on my birthmark or the tips of my fingers that are hard from guitar playing or on one of my scars. Because you like reminding me that I'm unique and that you love the parts of me that make me me.

Emma the manga?

does he also hump your body as you sleep?

Loco, post JarJar mask pic pls

Can't tell if you have thought about this or just good at making these things up

I love this woman

The jar jar mask is lost. It sucks.


Nah I just thought to myself

What would happiness be like?

And then I typed it out.

is the writing going to be on the strings like that?

Presumably not.

But then they could be sued for false advertising

Oh bless your simple little heart.

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Maybe I can be your mask tonight.

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Bane?

how much for a pet emma?

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$92,292,394,245.02

This isn't a "I love older men who will never love me just like Daddy" thing is it

vietnamese dongs? that's $4,070,406.38 US dollars. I'll just get in your bank account and get that.

IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE???

That's the only thing I know


USD

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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

Then no

I ONLY SAID IT TO MAKE YOU STOP

its like cup noodles vs restaurant ramen wtf

does the art quality in the manga improve or no

To stop what?

YAMATE

New Yuzumori when?

Yamete what?


次回更新日: 2017/04/17

lmao fuckin nerd

How have you been anyways?
What's good to watch this season? AoT/SnK?

...breathing.

Grim, GitS was fucking straight garbo nigga

6.5/10 - IGN

GET THAT DICK

Time to catch up on AoT

catch tomorrow niggers

W8 really

Yeah, but then again that's just my opinion, ya know?

people set their expectations too high.

Yeah your opinion is straight garbo nigga

It was just overhyped

It was still pretty nice with the visuals and everything


hidoi af man

How's you?

Stressed 'cause deadlines but otherwise I'm good
Why you got a Canada flag?

*shoulder rub*

Wtf

I've been pretty good, how about you

Attack on Titan, Hero Academia, Renai Bouken, Alice to Zouroku, Hinako Note


But then I'll die.

When are deadlines?
At least you'll be free from all the stress and the bullshit after youre done

Are you graduating this year?

Uhh, my friends house's internet is Canadian for some fucking reason
So I decided to copy Ems


I'm just jodan m8

Same here, just been working and going to anime conventions and partying
We went out for Curry and I had that deluxe Katsu shit and some alcoholic grapefruit soda
It was great

How is HinakoNote and Renai Bouken?

You can't copy that level of art

God damn America trying to westernize all my chinese cartoons

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, but when are you coming to AN? That sounds delish tbh fam

Renai Bouken is actually 10/10 hilarious. Hinako Note is really good, especially considering the studio making it is only known for Rail Whores

Gangster Japanese Grandpa tho.

April 28th and May 2nd

Yeah, I can't wait to finish, only thing enjoyable about uni rn is exercise

It's only slightly confusing

That's the one.

I feel good tbh.

My fav

Yeah same here, main character a bit too cliche but the story makes it work.

wtf

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why are you such a cunt

I can smell Canadians.

Smells like gentel precum here.

Nnnnggghhh~

Speaking of, a full drop of pre-cum leaked out of my cock right now, and wen't all the way to balls, it was the hottest thing I've ever seen myself do

You get me so hard right now~

I want to taste you

Sorry I'm taken.

I'll leave you alone then, ;w;

Deep seeded trauma.
Or idunno maybe just born that way.
Or fever, that could be it.

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You are only making it worse.

What is this gay as hell furry creature

Do not encourage

My fursona.

SOOOOOUUURRCCCEEEE

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Hell is only a suicide away you know?

I'm making whores pasta with coconut cream, sugar and salt.

Hope it tastes nice.

All right. Go with Christ, bro.

Is Scanner drunk?

Christ dude

Is the sky blue

Actually no, it only appears as such due to the way light filters through the atmosphere

For the sake of argument those can be the same thing :c

For the sake of winning the argument, they can't :3c

Darwin

Guess what we need now

dicks

No

We need some kind of officer to combat this corruption

A cop, if you will

What does cop stand for?

Not drunk, just high, making cups of instant tea.

Captain of penis

yeah

???
Abomination

66666666 dicks

hello

Extra Mecican Mustard dick ayyyyyyye

oh incest the anime is airing

Extra Dick Mustard Ayyyyye

It is a convience.

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memes

Whats up

Not much, just being a living meme, wbu?

Why no bed yet?

memeing is good stuff

oh yeah i should bed

not sure if i wanna watch eromanga-sensei or not

I need to watch it tonight.

You want to watch it.

Here I am.

Okay, gonna watch and then sleep.

Night night !

wow wtf ok bye

Good night ^^

RING A DING DING, BABY

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i need a sagiri

I SAW THE SIGN

AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES, I SAW THE SIGN

Getting oreimo vibes here

No AoT spoilers!!!!!!!

i would an izumi so hard

Thanks. I needed that stuck in my head.

yan tried spoiling lol

I opened one, read 'monkey titan'
and noped outta there

Is there a new AoT season? Shit was there already one before? I watched the first season thought it was okay and forgot about it.

grab her by the pussy

why is grim such a pedo

Yeah dude, exactly same thing happened to me, except I read the rest of that line

And it makes sense to me which is annoying

LAME

Life is demanding without understanding :D

I would.

I spoiled the new SnK season by reading the manga

fuck me

I guess a change of tune is nice 'cause I had Love Fool stuck in my noggin earlier.

haaaaaaaaaaah


if you insist

GRIM STOP

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does fucking you by proxy count then

So I fuck your gurl and then she fucks you?

why even live

anyway night for reals now(tm)

this is dangerous territory

I did have The Sign stuck in my head, and then this got stuck in my head for seemingly no reason

fuck you

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imma go eat some thai food

bbl

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I have one, shit's cash

Every time you fuck someone, you're also proxy-fucking everyone they've ever fucked

Like... woah dude

If you fuck a slut there's probably a good chance you've proxy fucked someone famous

You've probably also proxy fucked some manner of animal

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Even if you just masturbate, you've basically had sex with Kevin Bacon.

Masturbation is a sin

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God cries when you masturbate

God doesn't cry.

He weeps.

And he wept at the end of Jerry Maguire.

I have a girl I knew from high school who used to be into punk and whatnot that's now a super obsessed Christian and posts about it on Facebook every day

It's pretty hilarious tbh

My uncle is a Baptist minister. I got dragged to so many Christian rock concerts and youth conventions. I always felt awkward standing in a huge crowd of people with their hands in the air swaying and singing the same verse over and over. I just kinda stood there and hoped no one thought I was just being a curmudgeon.

god damn the loading times tho

Religious people are strange

You're strange.

I've seen stranger things

I would never deign to argue to the contrary

Delicious synth soundtrack.


I love ya though. :D
I also love food, so I'm going to go get some. See ya later, weirdo.

M'lady

Enjoy!

Ian-chan, where's that fuckboy Soto?

Don't forget the upside down world.

Most likely at a friend's birthday party

I was invited but it's hours away and I'm lazy

Fuck he's useless

Does Soto live in Newport now?

Pretty sure he lives really close to me.

Right?

Nah, he's in Anaheim and I'm Thousand Oaks

Fucking normies smh

I lived in Anaheim once.

Lots of asian people

Literally all I wanna do is drunk post but its to dead for me to even start drinking. Honestly.

We should exterminate them all tbh

Soto fits right in!


Don't be a TP

Get drunk, do it nerd

How do you suggest we do that?

I haven't done anything yet but I would like too.

Same tbh

do it

No clue, I'm not an ideas man

So do it, I've been drinking

CATCH UP NERD

I am, now what?

do it


Oh, I'm an ideas man.

Let's bomb Syria!

I guess I start doing it too.


I WILL

Great idea, why hasn't anyone thought of that yet?

Mhm


I'll get myself one more then.

Because nobody is a yuge of genius as I.


Leads why do you hate me

Drinking in bed is probably not smart


Don't be silly. How have you enjoyed your saturday?

Riiiiight


Because u don't gibe da pussi

You're gonna crash and burn.

why u lie

I can't remember a single thing I've done so far.
Which means it was great.
How about you?


I know I'm right ^w^

Yeah but at least I don't eat da poopoo

Do you though?

And it's good to know you're not an African homosexual

I wish Scoots was here.

Hes the only one who understands my angst.

M-Maybe...

I'm at least two of those things.

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Crash and burn with me.


I don't!

Mostly just drinking, so pretty much the same story.

Sounds painful.

You never talk to me though.

Are you an alcohol?

back

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but why ?

why am I back?

Do you want me to go?

No

Bring me whores

Thought that was your thing.


I'm never here, I don't really talk with anyone!

I have been this weekend. Time to detox for the week and be good. For now.

You don't know.

You're a big enough one yourself, we don't need any more c:

Because you hate everyone.

Alcohol is a toxin

You don't sound so sure anymore

Also ew, I am no long attracted to you as a person

Hm


I'm a toxin

Shit happens


see

I had half a bottle of sake

puffy vulva

I'm entirely sure, baka!

What does this even MEAN !!!!


Oh sorry, I meant oxen.

I had the chance to spar with my friends today

only went a few rounds because it was ggetting dark but it was super fun

I saw my old friend Cj who I havent seen in a few months there too and we rolled.He's a few months older than me, weighs about 50 more pounds and is about the same height as me. Id got him with a single leg takedown and almost had him in a triangle but he was able to push it around on me. we went for another 5 minutes sprawling and sweeping through guards but in the end he got me in a gogoplata, and in defending it switched magnificently into an armbar.

my friend John is the one I was excited to fight. He has about 30 pounds on me and is 3 or 4 inches taller, but he's only like 17
He has an extensive grasp of jiu jiutsu and so it's always fun rolling with him.

we got up in to the clench and I was able to take him to the ground with a harai-goshi throw, but his ground game was incredible and so I spent most of our fight playing nothing but defennse. He almost got a triangle choke in twice that I was able to use my leg to get out of and he locked in a legbar that I had to roll to get out of.

In the end,, I got rear mount on him, locked my leg up like I was going for a twister, and had his arms in a kind of modifiied whole nelson, instead of going up under the armpits, I went and locked me arms sideways through

I told him I was getting pretty tired and asked if he wanted to stalemate out but he said he would find a way out and so I held him there for another 2 minutes while he was trying his best to get out. He almost had it too, was able to bypass my leglock but I got it back in as soon as he got otu and eventually we agreed to stalemate out

Very exciting and i'm looking forward to going again maybe next week
First roll of the year always leaves one sore as shit so Im not looking forward to tomorrow

whats up with you guys?

Are you mad ?

I'm not reading this GAY SHIT

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It's fine if you don't feel like it.


Uhuh, it's pretty good


Toxin oxen.

I'll head to bed Emma, don't think such weird thoughts about me.

Good night!

wtf fuvk you

YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT

Perhaps you should find your own answers...

dude what

im a happy grom


see above

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Calm the fuck down


yeeah you go

the corner store didn't have any orange juice so I'm drinking sunny D screwdrivers not half bad

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the one who seems agitated is you kind sir


huggu

cum and blood


you just sleep all day and eat all the food

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They are quite good, yes

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kinda think this might be me peprsoanlly

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Me on the top right

tempted to touch

COME INSIDE THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START

Is it back

reee

images don't work

text does

April 8, 2017

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Translated
(C91) [Helio-Drop (Nashinoki Momora)] Strawberry Parfait (NEW GAME!) [English] [GH]
Kobayashi-san chi no Maid Dragon [Vol.5] - 0042 - Tooru and Nursing [English] by [8lacKscans]
Nanoha InnocentS c12
Saki Biyori ch64 [Akio]
Saki ch173 [Akio]
Shoujo Shikkaku 05 H-DemonS
Yuzumori-san Chapter 16.2

Untranslated
(C74) [片道切符 (stereotype)] BLADE OF SECOND (バンブーブレード)
(C87) [はすねや (はすね)] Cocochino 2 (ご注文はうさぎですか?)
(C88) [Art Jam (みつまろ)] 種鎮めの巫女 巻之四 ~捕らわれし巫女~ [DL版]
(C90) [スペースくじら(くじらジオ)] 海未の本懐 (ラブライブ!)
(C90) [工房きつねそう (狐荘もふ)] 樹Trick R (結城友奈は勇者である)
(僕らのラブライブ! 10) [畑を耕すだけ (みかん氏)] 赤猫の憂鬱 (ラブライブ!)
[サルルルル(ドルリヘコ)] 仲直りズコズコ作戦ですっ! (ガールズ&パンツァー)

;)

oh

never mind I guess

fuck that guy

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Ban got BTFO

I like the way it feels.

anotha one

Might as well be broken still

Because its just me in here

*slips*

I like the way you feel

Oh yeah ?

What do I feel like ?


Prove it.


Tell me right now.

Fresh cut spring flowers strewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.

I don't know what half of that means.


Lemons are sour though

WELCOOME TO THE SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

When observing young people in the occult do you normally notice any particular type of dreads ?

I have personally observed people wearing uh, black fingernails, having their hair painted black, wearing black t-shirts, sometimes they will tattoo themselves

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youtu.be/igYKdXFLsSs?t=6m24s

*epic drum solo*

Why do you remember that ?

I remember lots of things

I can remember people from months and months ago in my job, it's a curse

What was the last black guys name you slept with ?

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DOES NOT EXIST

*rubs*


You just forgot.

if he's black, it's pronounced "Doh-Eez-oot ecksits"

I don't into black guys

I know, they go into you.

They really dont tho

huh?

sigh...

I could be getting high or drunk right now.

why arent you?

I have to get a job so I can't have shit in my system and I don't want to drink alone.

Everyones missing ;~;
no one's in calls or posting in threads much...

oh right... but it's the weekend still? or

THC stays in your system for a while and I don't have someone to get drunk with.

*hugs*
solo drinking no fun?
all i did today was cleaning and breakfast and energy drinks.

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Are you even allowed in the calls?

like uh... african hair dread type hairstyles or something else?

oh are you talking about some kinda emo stuff?


i guess not... mr mean bully user
u_u

I don't know


goodnight

I drink to cut loose.
No reason to cut loose when there isn't anyone to pal around with.

What did ya clean?

nini nezumi...
sleep good.


so are you up to anything at all tonight?

just my apt.
just general wiping things down around the house.

Was watching shit.
Might play Kingdom Hearts. I'm stoked for the new one so I'm playing the old ones.

Send pics of apartment. I'm curious.

yeah all i'm doing is watching twitch streams, and contemplating video games since i already did all the stuff in subnautica, so i'm considering moving on to stardew valley.

hmm... maybe :)

It's basically Harvest Moon, right?

And I've never seen a pretty ladies house.
Remedy this.

Yeah a Harvest moon on PC
i even watched a devolper interveiw where the creator was humbled that that his idol, praised him for being inspried by his game.

it was nice seeing the creator of harvest moon chat with the creator of stardew, and how the both found common ground. and liked each others works.

gimme a min gotta power on my phone after it died, and open discord on it.

Huh. I never got into HM, but I hear it's pretty nice.

It's always good when developers are cool like that.

I await eagerly.

It's calm and relaxing farming gameplay.
starting from nothing, growing crops... making enough. getting into relationships with other characters.
Harvest moon feels japan styled with it's designs and stuff..
where as Stardew feels more modern and western
but both keep pretty much in the same vein and stuff.

Sent pic of where i pretty much spend all my time.
:)

Would be nice to have a SIM game like that with infinite expansion so you can just keep going.

Your dig is pretty nice. I also use my bed at my computer. What's the poster behind the bed?

Sims 3 & 4 with a farm and such? would be nice yeah ;~;

The tv screen is as thin as my phone
it's on two cinderblocks elevated to eye level since, if they weren't there you can see how this sidetable/desk would cover up the bottom half of the screen if it was only on the tv stand without the blocks. underneath the tv is the subwoofer unit and below that is my laptop powering all this, with a PS2 & 360 below it by where my feet would be. to the right of the right speaker is my 3rd PS3 on top of an old red tower PC where the motherboard was bricked by a bad BIOS update. essentially useless now.
the bed is comfy enough to sit on especially since it's memory foam type softness.

and... the poster that at where my head would be is... a 7 year old wall sized 12foot hermonie granger HP7part1 poster that i've held onto since the movie came out.

I use to play a lot of SIM City on SNES. Might get back into it. Music was probably top 10 for SNES sound tracks for me.

You have 3 PS3s? What ya need that many fore?

And I actually never saw the 7th movie. Neat poster though.

i grew up on sim city 2000 on that old ms-dos OS back then...
and other kewl retro games like lemmings and stuff.
oh and i think i learned a lotta smarts and problem solving from playing: "Castle of Dr. Brain"

i original MGS4 edition died over half a decade ago?
the second was just given to me by a friend since it's also dead, essentially spare parts.
and this third PS3 was also given to me by another good freind of mine, since they didn't want it anymore, and i used it to watch bluray movies. and play my giant library of ps3 games.

yeah i still have all the original books in my spare bedrooms.

the poster is pretty much my own personal souveneir

I'm alive

I missed the whole DOS thing. Hopped into computers around Vista I think.

I forget PS3 was ages ago. Doesn't seem that long.

Also sorry for short replies. I'm pretty tired.

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My butt hole is rent free.

I can't live there tho

It's not spacious enough

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going without sleep for a while really does fuck with your perception of time, doesnt it?

Dos was pretty great. Also sierra games were fun... a genuinely good time.

June 12, 2008 was soo long ago.

*hugs* feeling the same.

:3

Anyhow I'm off to bed. Good night, Luka.

Good night Kyle

:3
it's a storage room pretty much.


nini squish! ^_^

Oh. Good night other person that was also posting who I didn't mention by name because you insulted the depths of my velvety anus.

nini

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I'm sure your anus is comfortable

I could sleep there tho..

you could, but it's cold dark small as a tiny room and wood floor only.

Are you saying I should instead share your bed? Because I am not opposed to this.

it's only big enough for me ;~;

It's fine, you can lay on top of me

too uncomfy!

haven't you ever heard of the story about the princess and the pea? all the mattress ever but uncomfy until she found a pea under all the mattresses bothering her.

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I'd make you comfy :3

how? ._.

Why the fuck do people clap at the end of movies, I thought people were just fucking around when they said that happens

its just americans being retarded

I've never clapped a ta movie before
but I watched one jjust a few day ago that when it finished I felt a strong urge to stand up and clap

I would have but it was late at night

Hugs and such

New

They just really, really like the way the guy working the projector did his job