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Missy's bday is Sat, you can drive to my house park my car there in Anaheim, come with us and then get dropped off

Or just join us to riverside and party at missys sat night for her bday

no pics im gay and not into small boyz

Im only moderately smoll

Not even Test?

H-hi mommy...

I'm a small girl.

soto parties are legendary, but the sodomy

rather theyre legendary because the sodomy

smells like angry overweight canadian

whats the status on the whole trap and cute girl love triangle thing

no ur tiny
small man


test is for hug not for fug


hi there

also @soto can you reply to grim and tell him to stop being gay and brown for 1 minute to answer a question

That's like asking for the sun to not shine.

kinda should attend so i can bang sotos sister...

need to level up, and that dropped item is legendary

shes taken yo

better luck next time

Sodomy is key to legendary parties

Just ask Ban


Oh man
I already got involved and uninvolved with that situation lmaooo


IM 5'10

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


see

How've you been?

welll if i ask really politely will it happen

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lmao nice shit tastes sama

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time2turnup

bump

oh there's a new thread

whelp


im ok u


why do u keep using my icon

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I'm doing alright, I suppose.
Mostly just more of the same.

Grim


Stream the original IT movie.

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At what point would those parents put their kid on a fucking diet?

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I think she has a bone disorder or something.

They're 3 and already have 4 chins.

its all judgement and negativity with you isnt it

I'm always positive.
HIV+.

well then...

uhm


lol?

wow hey quick guise name that one 70s rock song with a 10 minute instrumental at the beginning where the actual rest of the the track doesnt match the intro

Oobles I will suck the cysts out of your ovaries

I swear to fucking god

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fuck... yes, that one

yay ^^

wat does ovaries cyst tastes liek

your skills are on point tonight good sir

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me either, you selected boston, therefore won

Broken dreams and sadness.

sounds nice.. maybe with a little hollandaise

and im out... nite party ppl

nee

I have an announcement.
As a result of the blatant, revolting autism on here I am going to step down from moderation and, in fact, leave im 12 and what is this entirely. When I first joined the straight shota community about 3 days ago, it was a boring, deserted environment on discord where nobody ever posted. We wouldn't talk about our lives, our cultures, our environment, or just general politics and current events around the world. It was a very unhelpful, unenriching chat and I met literally nobody i didn't know already.

However after I took my two hour hiatus due to having better shit to be preoccupied with, during this time literally nothing changed. Most of the oldfags never posted,and newer users were never recruited. I think the migrate to Discord at this time was a mistake, and that the community is worse than it's ever been before. Instead of being a place where we can relax, have fun, and play some damn games, it's a cesspool of autistic fucktards trying to compete for attention, spam, have one-upping dick showing contests about who is the better troll and looks like it came straight out of Holla Forums.

Games die rather quickly without much, if any, roleplay and now there's a horde of people out there who care more about assuming a position of power and making this server go to shit than they actually care about having fun.

Same.

Later, Bebop.

Good for you!

Who are you again ?

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April 6, 2017

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(C90) [APRICO, nocohica, Majihima (Ume, Yuika, Bocha)] Sweaty Summer (The [email protected]/* */ Cinderella Girls) [Sexy Akiba Detectives]
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[Doki] Hitoribocchi no OO Seikatsu - Chapter 43
[mk] INTERVIEW v2
[Nedaore (Ayane)] Sore dakara watashi wa henshin dekinai (Flip Flappers) [English][Lazy Lily & 8u Scanlations]
[Odochi] Aya and Reimu's Married Life

Untranslated
[うめっこ堂 (うめっこ)] 電気あんまと電マオナニー [DL版]

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extremely nerfed recently

same

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N-NANI!?!

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what ? Don't believe me ?

Hey, come play OW with us.


thanks!

im going to sit in the chat and not do that

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heyo, Holla Forums.
What's a good place to meet new people?
just went through a breakup and i'll need to move on eventually.

hi I'm nezi, nice to meat meet you

here is guess

i*

tired im sorry

Not here.

but this place is scary and i don't really watch much anime.

so which is it.

neither do i

This place sucks. You're better off just going to >>>/lewd/

welp.
what do you guys do all day.

been there.
it's dead.
also 404s.
i hang around there occasionally, tho. i wouldn't call those people 'new', per se.

hate and whore out

what/who
how

whoever they dislike for the week

cybering, etc. or posting boipucci

oh jeez.
guess it's not a terrible place to look for people, then, if anyone's still single and into traps

trap huh

cute

I'm into traps but only if they are cute like fish is.

well, i'm not big on whoring myself per se, but hey, i'd be nice to eventually maybe meet someone here, right?


no idea who fish is, and not big on just outright sharing pics.
though i guess a few people tend to find me relatively attractive.

i wonder now, haven't i posted here once before?
god knows, even if i did, it didn't last long.

How would I know if you've posted here before when you're anonymous ?

good be conservative with your fine ass. and yeah friends at least

you don't have to watch anime, a good amount of people here don't actively watch it

Give me a pic of your ass so I can lord it over George.

red as tomato

i'm getting withdrawal


i was anonymous back then too.
i just think i tried out a bunch of tripfag boards for a bit, and none of them really stuck.
except for one, but ehh, not important


ehh, not sure about that, but some people find it cute, i guess.

What should people call you ?

youre right it's wrong of me to assume. youd best allow me to see for myself before i make these calls

i'm still not sure about posting here yet, but i do have a name i go by on boards like this.
give it a few more mins.
might also take the VPN off too, since the flag stands out. it's a big sticking point for some reason, which is why i typically hate usernames in general. you can't move on from anything you say


no.
possibly one day in private if you're cool, but doubt it. i only share with people i'm romantically involved with

damn worth a shot.

i try to be cool

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Squish you saw my chest

give it time.
i'm not all that difficult, i just take time.
also i just broke up yesterday, i'm not that much of a whore

how are you feeling

Which is why my names a dot.

I've had a lot of different names.

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it's been on and off between me just going on normally, shitposting, watching youtube and drawing dialogue trees, and having straight up mental breakdowns and questioning my future.

you sound like a Jim to me.

Sorry wrong person.

That's fine

well good luck with that i am going to lie down
steamcommunity.com/id/mugey/ if you want to bitch or something if not best of luck to you

Why Jim ?

He got you Jimmy. The cat is out of the bag.

first guy name that came to mind.
Bob's too generic, Tom's a cat, Jerry's a mouse, Link's a crossdresser, and i'm out of names.

will add, then.
you better fucking talk to me, though.

i'm so sorry

im drunk now
I cannot

Tsk tsk

I bet it's just Bebop.

im off tommm colbear

eat that

who, me?
no, i promise i have never had a name here.

So am I

Oh wait, I'm not. Fuck.

Mr.Dong, please don't blow it for me.


how do you even know i'm a guy ?

Do not presume


Friday

get fucked

I kinda miss you guys
pondering on ax 18

there are no girls on the internet.

gotta get down on friday

This thread has a few REAL girls :o

Give ass pic.

hurry up so i can lay down

That is EXACTLY what someone WOULD say.

Today my boss, another girl and me laid on the floor in the break room because none of us wanted to do work and played this song.

Your secrets are safe with me.

Well that was a quick 180

wow
im playing the crystal method - lights
and its ptryy lit

are you going or is it too soon?

Thats exactly what someone just trying to steal information from me would say.

also note I can't feel my face so yeah

I plan on going, yes

cool

steam is still run by literal niggers.
holy shit.
i still can't add people.
well, whatever, you can add me some other day.

I'll steal it and sell it to the highest bidder. And then I will spend the money irresponsibly.

It's some Emi person from /imouto/.

link

Let's go ask them about his dark history!

oh no i've been found out.
who cares.

maybe later.

But you just told me your master plan.

don't go to /imouto/, the admin hates all of you.

Oh so it's cancer.

It's so masterfully planned that if I tell you, you wouldn't believe me and in turn I can go on with it unhindered.

That only makes people more inclined to go there, if history is anything to go on.

hold on

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no

not that one

I'm Badfox

All those trips are cancer.

I didn't know which one was which

no you're not.

what isn't cancer, though?

i have cancer

You're mind games aren't on the same level as mine.

I'm only letting you think you have the upper hand.


Kinda happy i'm not.

prove it YOU CANT YOU WONT

All according to plan.

The plan is that you don't have a plan.

If not even I know what I am about to do, then how could anyone else?

They guess and get lucky.

Then I already got people guessing. Bulletproof.

ohey buttfox

now im playing some breaking benjamin

pretty good band

how has work been lately for you?

and I dont get yoiur relationship with goggs
how does that even work?


its actualy nice

pohey manko my f\]2nd fave indoendians

manko? excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeee?

Why do I feel like you're not sober ?


I quit my job

feels good

well, sigh

I am 100% sober.


Manko is japanese for cunt.

that's whyy i asked himmmmmmmmm

ma
na
ko

imadsf so adsrukn riaght noaw atawoo

Whats wrong with you ?

What did I do wrong?

Also can I call you Jimmy?

I love it when you separate each syllables

spellcheck is rightvlivk and thats too muvh effort

stop being such a fucking cynic and actually get some pussy rather thsn trap cock for once.

it might help you fucking methspider.

chill
that SHIT IS RESERVED FOR ONE GIRL

Hey, wanna swing 50 bucks to get me the KH mixes?

what is kh mixes

you could have made my day better with number one indonesian boy

Yeah, because we all know you're swimming in the pussy and totally not gay for traps.

Kingdom Hearts

welp i'll be taking my leave, then.

bye, emi

At least Grims E gal is faithful.

-Neutral Face-

Later, latest fake new guy.

You didn't make bad choices.


Why would you want this ?

oh no please dont go

wait

I make good choices when drunk? Also jimmy reminds me of the first sc2 campaign.

i can smell the sarcasm all the way from that muslim ghetto you live in.

i'm a lot of things, but i'm not fake.

sorry man
my gf has brothers
but I doappreciate you


bye felicia


I might have not minded a trap on my cock~1y ago
but now I'm pretty straight

like
you keep going back to when I was unsre of my sexuality
idk if you're trying to stir self doubt or something
but im pretty set in my preference for poon


excse me?

That smell is probably just your breath.

It was a dig at Gilligan's bitch.
Calm ya knickers. You know I think your lass is a doll.

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You can call me Jimmy if I can call you Tychus Findlay.

don't be mean

yeah because sexuality is mutable.
its not set in stone you dumb fuck.


all ive seen is him thirsting for trap cock

mre him being trap's bitches

can't win against them, i guess

Aye siwmae.
What's new with you?

I can never figure out which anonymous Canadian is which anymore.
10x, right?


Suppressing your sexuality doesn't change, it is simply refusing to acknowledge it.

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Pretty sure it's Eva/Spoilers.

I believe it's 10x since he only phone posts.

it was more my raging testoserone that changed my sexuality
angry dick syndrome and what not

but what would you know about that?

you're far below a virile man as a fucking cripple


its been months since I stopped feeling my face
perfectly drunk man lol

This is weird.

I used the voice changer thing they had at blizzard hq for abathur.

did obama just nuke iran

you still got it

more missles

also its trump rn

Testosterone does not affect your sexuality.
Gay men has the same testosterone and estrogen levels as straight ones.

gj me

Was it one of the ones you had when you did vocaroos? I don't remember.

Eh. I don't pay attention to filenames that much.


Send nudes via whatever medium you like.

No, I wasn't allowed to take it home with me.

You should've hidden it in a place where the sun don't shine.

provide some evidence

but im too drunk rn to give a fuck so maybe later bud

as cynacal as you are tho
I do appreciate your down to earth quality

it provides that sobering groundedness we need once in a while

why are you drunk rn?


nothing gets past you

have fun deencryptuing this 2048 encrypted hash

It wouldn't of fit inside my ass.

cuz I feel like it man'dont try to seduce me lol

You're no fun.
You know that?

I am extremely fun irl

just ask con people

Is it large? Maybe with some effort.

That ain't getting me nudes though now is it?

It was attached to a console about the same size as me.

probs not

Yeah 10X

You'd have NO CHANCE

He didn't say no though

you want this dick ban

I would think not

I leave now

I sleep

Maybe if you stretch before?

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night buttfox

G'night Jimmy.

are you trying to tell me we can't cyber tonite?


N O C H A N C E


nini

♪ I WILL PROTECT YOU ♪

m\honestly if you were wish I might give you some ecuddles

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Are you drinking Grim?

why do i keep getting beat up when i sing

HIME HIME!! HIME!! SUKI SUKI DAISUKI♥ HIME!! HIME!!

Ihave drunk

NOTHING CAN HURT YOU

Drink some water before bed alright?

Kinda wish they had made the sequel.

I just did, I appreciate your \concern mordin

may I help you

No, sir.

Share some, will ya? I could use a drink after the last few days

I regret googling to see what those were even lyrics to.

come git it brah

aiite brochacho

You may help him get off.

I'll be right there, friendo.

What was it?

The linked video?

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no u


chill, it's my roomate's

stitches chan is p creepy eva

Steal it.
It's looking damn good so far.
Shall refrain from spoilers, since i'm just that nice.

nice dood
ive never played persona

That's quite the name to give her but I do suppose she does have an eerie feeling to her~

3's still gonna be better.
4 is shit.

Also forgot i had my avatarfag collection on my phone.

sleep beckons

gn

we both know I don't have to be wish for that to happen

Decide what i should get at the store.

Arsenic.

Kinda mean, doncha think?
Cherry apple juice it is.

But this time, Alyssa Milano is Arnie

CHENNY!

Chocolate milk.

A semblance of social skills.

I had that the last two times.
Got caramel ice cream and cherry apple juice.

Smakelijk!

Not sold there.
also rude.

dick

Might also get a caramel latte later.

just kidding, looks like you got tricked~! uwu

That's what i came here for though.

Haha lol that's a funny maymay broski!

what kind of dick?

ty i know
I don't like to brag but i'm sort of a very popular well-known ruser around here

Fuck knows.
Not the rude kind.
Preferably not too huge, preferably uncut.

Oh boy i bet you're fun at all the parties i never go to!

I'll tell you a secret
We just make those parties up to make people like you jealous, they're not a real thing at all

Don't misunderstand. I don't attend because i'm too shy.
I don't attend because hanging out with normies too much makes me want to shoot up a school.

Also apparently i'm mentally retarded and do not grasp the english language.
You got what i meant though.

I bet you main Reaper

Is that an overwatch reference?
I don't play garbage.

qt help I'm not edgy enough to compete with this and being an edgelord is all I have ;n ;

I'm not being edgy mate.
Let me explain.
Any multiplayer only game is automatically knocked down five points for me, since i almost never play multiplayer.
Even at that, overwatch is merely tolerable as a shooter.
Even CS 1.6 is better.
And this is without getting into overwatch's shitty politics.

Same.

I can see why.
The last time I tried to play garbage, I couldn't even get it to work.
The packaging, first of all, was excessive, confusing, and just a nightmare. It came in a big plastic bag with tons of discarded items and food waste and coffee grounds, plus it was slightly damp.
Upon what I can only imagine was supposed to be the game disc, I tried inserting the banana peel into my disc drive, and it fried my PC.

That's the last time I ever buy Nintendo.

I'm not going to defend Overwatch.
I think the roster of characters is stretched too thin and a lot of them are very badly designed and have terrible kits.

Nice pic.

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ty

I can't tell if that's a hello or goodbye.
Either way, same to you.

How many posts will it take Luka to ask "are u a pretty girl"

huh?

But the dude was already talking about being a trap.

They were distracted with Overwatch tho

describe your ideal dick to me


consider non-edgy images

Its bloodchan idiots

Now i'm worried.

Is this a cute non-edgy???

Which group of people?

its acoustic

OH him.

Doubtful considering they've posted on BadFox's shitty board for so long with this name, seems like a lot of effort to set up a fake new identity.

im autistic

*pet*

whhat about this?

bump

Oh, you too?

6-7 inches, uncut.
Fuck knows what other attributes dicks have.
Not overly veiny?
are you CIA


You mind filling me on whatever the hell you're talking about?

When the first traces of /lewd/ invasion and crossovers happened, I established myself as a member of their community, making the proper friends and keeping tabs on what happened there and they had issues with blood chan under the name emi with the same avatar
it was 'around this date

Dr. Pavel


Bard thinks you're some fuccboi that used to post coming back with a new identity.

whats the point of tits on a slimegirl that arent monstrously huge?

Welp.
I know it doesn't mean shit, but i don't even think i ever posted here.

I was on /lewd/ for a while, then left when burch was being a cuck, then came back once it was completely dead.
I always went under this name and avatar on every board except /imouto/, where i started out posting inkling girl.


Was getting caught part of your plan?

Also, i wasn't even around a year ago.
I only joined /imouto/ like six momths back.

Did BadFox ever tell you why he hates us?

i can bringeth your ideal dick, but whats innit for me

why are you here

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buttfox doesnt hate me

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He doesn't hate me either, but they're saying he hates everyone here, so I'm running with that.

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Something something board drama something something board owner is a literal cuck.
I don't really care, honestly.

I-I'm loyal, can cook and clean, and i make vidya.

I broke up with my boyfriend, was lonely and decided to go meet new people.
This ain't the only place i joined, you know.

P-please don't hurt me.

i make no promises

doesn't concern me

He was the board owner back when we posted on aneki, but his ex-e-girlfriend was posting there and he got buttmad and banned "her". He became a sad boy because we all moved to a new board and didn't want to deal with HIS drama.

i can cook and clean for myself tho. What do you mean by making vidya?

So why'd ya ask.

I don't work like that, though.

Wtf i hate fox now.
Again, i really don't care.
Aside from random accusations, this seems like a decent place.
So is /imouto/
Frankly , i wasn't around back then, and it doesn't concern me.
I go where nice people are. If i was concerned with board drama, i would not post on a single board i do.

Ever heard of /agdg/?

Just a fun little anecdote. I was curious what he goes around saying, mostly.

nope. i dont really jump around boards much.

how can you be so sure of that without having tried?

Oh hey do you know Yam? He's my ex-wife.

I only really heard this today, honestly.
Man never talks about you people.

I don't cooperate without promises.
Let's just say, i have trust issues.

where did you even come from?

I can imagine why.

Considering that everyone's an user there, and only known by their games, no.

Can't blame him.
I try to avoid past relationships as best i can too.

/vg/ is forced user now? That's some cuck bullshit right there.

I was talking about /agdg/, and it's not forced, just that no one namefags.

i cant really put a finger on that myself

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Reminder; Loco you should kill yourself, you useless spic.

But agdg is a general on vg

That's what the g is for

hey dont call me moron when u post with a stupid

I believe the proper answer is your mother's vagina

/vg/?
I'm only on the /agdg/ board itself and the Holla Forums general, never on /vg/

Be nice to my baby darling, you Eurotrash sub human palooka.

fair does fam

No

Welp, i'm convinced.
Just be gentle with me
i'm a virgin

wat?

would feku make a good wife

*gives the gentlest of succs*

Looks like it's time to spin the wheel of sluttery then.
I'll get my rape boots.

you would make a good wife

nu

Too lewd!!
Y-you should cuddle me and listen to my worries about no longer being a virgin for half an hour.

Would i make a good wife?

isn't he cute? :3

Looks like it landed on public shame by way of leaked nudes.

is that how they do it in the dirty south

I'm a Yankee born and raised.
This southern land can't change me.

you wouldn't dare

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you have worries about no longer being a virgin?

i dont know, ive only just met you

I wish I could be a cute miata irl

I'd ride that miata.

i dont think thats the answer that was sought


yui a dumb


i wanna be useful to someone but not be their waifu!

I-if it was ok with that.

please see

^ < This for my response!

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can you heck off

it's one of the few selling points i have

Well, get to know me, dork!

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Just once I want a new person who doesn't post anime garbo.
Just once.

Oh wow, you mean 8ch /agdg/ don't you

Is that not dead as shit

I mean Holla Forums is about 90% of this sites traffic so

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or isn't a cookie cutter dime a bushel e-slut

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Oh, you meany cuckchan?
Lolno.
Judgement awaits you.

am sad now.

but a cutie dumdum

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no feminine penis to flaunt?

isnt that what were doing now?


ew

:|


Hot.

I'm going to try and pass out.

yeah just between you and me
I think she might have autism of some form

This one is my favorite

nee nee

welp


i think im starting to like you already

I guess...
Though i wouldn't say appearance in general is something i can brag all that much about.

easy 2 take advantage of

At least someone does.
doubt it'll last long

lol you'd sleep with a retardedd girl?

are u retarded?

what if feku is the retarded girl

I am, yes.

no.....I refuse to beleive this is a possibility....

I'm glad the person that was directed at got the message
wasn't expecting a response though tbh
mfw

a retarded hot* girl

yan fight drago with me, i want a good, tense fight


is it an ugly feminine penis?


you never know

Yeah I sure do hate browsing active threads with people that aren't constantly screaming

I mean have you ever clicked those newsplus ads at the bottom of the screen? I did for when chuck berry died and it was just a one posting WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEEET and talking about how rock and roll was invented by the white man and blacks should stop being so revisionist. Then it degraded into talks about how Elvis faked his own death.

Like no offence but flat earthers and the RT comments section gang aren't my crowd

heh you mean like this?

nah i dont like her big titties

so glad dragon maid is dead

fucking russians

Cuckchan is literally nothing but reddit tier trash, feminism, white people hating themselves and literal cuckolding.
Frankly, the bigger boards are active enough and the small ones don't need to be active to be comfy.

I wouldn't say that.
I'm just not all too confident in my appearance.

I guess we will.

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well, the penis is one of the 3 primary parts of interest in a persons body, so youre off to a good start in that case

klfjhsdlkfjhsalkdfjh lsakdjhf

nice

What are the other too?

Tau irgi, brangute.

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butt and mouth

lmaooooo

tbh

idk what link this is

but im gonna click new reply
and link it at yu

You'll see those one day, if ya want.
in private

i wont get to see the penis?

Not you won't see but either if we're not going out.

sorry i was listening to better music so your link got rekt

well, i kind of have a bf, so im not going out with anyone but him
not that either of us are opposed to having a third wheel on occasion

what are you itstening to?

its not real music i guess?

Open relationships never ever
That type of shit would druve me to suicide, man.

we kind of have an understanding that a third wheel is only ever a third wheel, a house guest who gets to stop for a few hours longer and be a subby pet for a while.

you huge fucking weaboo

you literally just linked weebshit while posting wideeyed fucks as well

hey
that was pretty good

I would never agree to be such, nor would i ever agree to anything not perfectly monogamous.

yeah but i listen to real music lol

me too?

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nice......
i stand corrrected....

i can certainly understand that, it took me a while to warm up to the idea

i won't intrude on your arrangement, I'm sure you're happy together, but if anyone even suggested something like that, i'd drop them immediately.
had to do it once, actually.

Cute.

help im adickted

under most circumstances id agree, but wed been dating for a couple of years and we both understand it to be something we do together, and theyre just there to be toyed with for a while, after alcohol and videogames have been had.

New thread.