"I'm sorry guys I just pissed on my cat" - Guero

"I'm sorry guys I just pissed on my cat" - Guero

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More butts.

The song is a bit depressing if you think about it.

haha you look at butts xD

Keep posting her. Unless you have more fappable material of the dragon~

Oh I know the feeling.

All the way through.

tfw ooby wooby wont give me no love

I do, butts are pretty great you know.

Sure thing, I can only post what I have.

this is my fNEVERMIND

...2B is not for lewd..

Today's yuri releases.

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Translated
(Arata Iri) Comprehensive Tovarisch Break Time (Part 5) [yuriproject]
(C83) [Goberazzo (Mukaibi Aoi)] Onnanoko Doushi dakedo Ai sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne (Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha) [English] [GM_Highlander]
Met My Sister on a Dating Site (Mochi Au Lait) v1
Now Loading…! ch02 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)
Our_Journey_to_Lesbian_Motherhood_ch03_[lililicious]
[hkg-t] K-ON! Story Anthology Comic v01ch05

Untranslated
(サンクリ2017 Winter) [恥骨マニア (剛田ナギ)] サラお嬢様日本を知る! (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)

prretty
relatable tbh

thank you darlin

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Good girl~

Oh she is for so much more than just simple lewding.

you don't deserve it

I guess they're good for sitting and stuff

wow okay you know what ten x you can just heck the frick off

I'm not a girl! Stop saying I am.

They're used for much more than just sitting on!

I'd sorta expect you to be one of those "eccentric" kinda gays tbh

Are you more of a Dudebro that wears nothing but Fox, Alpinstars, FMF, and OGIO clothing but secretly is a huge bottombuttboi?

You really need to show me your beautymarks sometime

there's homemade cornbread and protein bars and I'm so hungry but can't eat feelsbadman

Too much, Batr, too much.

eat some god damn food

If this was a movie we'd be flying to her place by now so you can *($#)@ and @*(#@$$ while I watch

too bad this is just boring reality

she's for caressing

Soto did you read yuzumori?

2b is actually for killing 9S

You mean bloody fucking murder by "*($#)@ and @*(#@$$"
Manaka what the hell

damn
I would destroy 9s

manaka has a fetish for watching revenge porn

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uhm.. murdering someone would give us trouble..right? and why waste a good ..something something..

n-no

it's not that simple!

you alrdy did worse to me in ignoring my post at you but whaaaateevvveeerrrrrr!!!!!

like connecting ones legs to their torso! You are so right :3

fk I don't wear that hick stuff, I like nike, crooks and castles, lrg, dgk, billionaire boys club... s lot of sweats, button ups, hoodies that sort stuff

stop trying to starve yourself to a thinner body, it doesnt work like that
*pet*

You didn't say shit so I didn't know if you saw the link or not

I was in the shower so I dont smell like a stink weasel like SOME people here

but you prefer your men sweaty and stinky don't you.....

Do you have that image of Erin's cut up arm.

Why tf are you guys awake

He doesn't

lol
i'd prefer seeing erin's cut up dick

i have reading to do and limited time to do it in :/

Why are you?

Why are YOU awake

pls no

BRIT SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAD

omg bord

what brings you back

jews on SUICIDE WATCH

well I wasnt gonna post tonight but I had such a fun time posting last night that I think im gonna do it again tonight
I guess you can thank eva for that
how are you tonight?

I lost 30 lbs by starving myself, it was fun

no, just no

manana, have you read anything on AI at all?

*pet*

how long did it take you to put it back on again, and how much of your strength did you lose?

i want to know what turns you on bad boy

eva?
wha?
I'm back from celebrating my friends birthday

he got his car back from the shop and we drove around town, got some pizza and wings, watchin food wars and shit

he nearly picked up a hooker but im like nah man you need to get a girl the legit way

garlic parm wings ON POINT

Hey, that too!

I woke up about 40 minutes ago.

Are you sure it's the right stuff you're looking for now?

Didn't get the right nini yet

does Terminator count?

Sleep well Sub-san.
Was that the right?

Hookers are kinda morally reprehensible imo
like hey man if you want gangrene dick all the more towards your dude
but Im glad you talked some sense into him

I see you are a man of culture as well

sub san witch

Nightynight.

none I'm still really thin and average muscle strength for s guy my age, maybes a teeny bit stronger

what is this lewdness bard?!

who normally gives you the right ninis

and im not gonna be sharing some stanky ho with him either

who is the one you're referring to eva tho?
user canada poster is not eva or spoilers im p sure

no, i cant find something detailed enough for what i really want, but ive got something to go by at least

i need a book on implementation details of BDI AI in prolog, something to guide me on best practices and help me generally write higher quality code, but the one book ive got that actually deals with implementation details does so in java...

did you lift weights at all, or otherwise do strenuous activity?

picture
VERY related

Spoilers is eva
wether in thread atm right now or not they were here last night and asked me very niceley if i could come back to post more

i'm not just gonna let the little man hang like that

Lemme see your wardrobe :3

LRG, Diamond, Crooks&Castles are nice

pls no
yamero

I always ready spoilered stuff

I always expect something stupid but instead I got a link and clicked it thinking it was something related to your cosplay but it was just some garbage manga about these two dumb girls lol

Nah

Why is everyone asking me for it
And why is Subtle answering for me
That lil cunt

PROPER MAID

yeah tohru is just so fucking cute tbh

🐷

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Girl, boy. Can still take it in the ass.

Yes, her caressing cock.

tohru is only good for bullying. and shes not even the best this season. satania took that crown.

Mhmm I did lots of push ups and sit ups and my work is very physical

spoilers IS NOT Eva!!!!!!!!!

aaahhaaha maybe sometime, my clothes are all over y, room right now lol, sometime when everything is clean and tidy if you rly want too

as for the sweats? what can I say I love being comfy xD

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well that explains it then, i had fuck all upper body strength last time i lost a bunch of weight

yeah tbh I wish tohru was my dragon maid sex slave

Good enough the get me out of thread :3
Gn

:x

Yeah you're right about that one...

wait wtf
why did you need his permission

are you sure it was him and not the cool canadanon?

yeet

She is bullied way too damn much

she'd make you eat her meat

kek

i love bart!!!!!1

Guys. Test is editing my post.

ILOVU

its a good thing shes bullied so much. shes not even cute. bully is all she has going for her

Im being sardonic
Eva is autistic and I get a kick out of bullying him so Im sticking around for a while silly

I dont feel like i need any kinda permission or whatever its just like
an internet website no big deal

My face when we are one happy family

Sweet dreams.

Oh come on, you know Im just jodan desu yo

I just like bullying you cause Mordin isn't here rn

Quit being such a slob

I can only imagine how your genitals smell

I'm so autistic, I only wear jeans or pants.
Even during summer when its 110 out lol
I never wear shorts or sweats

Boxers are my PJs

bard you are outta control tonite!!!!!

weak boys are cute >:D

nini

you're cool

God I wish I could be the one on the left

this is my fantasy

I dream of this day in and day out

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i like having strength tho, it reduces my chance of being injured while lifting stuff i need to lift

*pet*

Well then!

pics

I'm happy bart is posting again

Before you knew it, without even realizing it, you were always thinking about bullying me

Satania?
Screw you, at least she tries to be evil incarnate.

too expensive
I'll mold my own

HOLY SHIT
ADMIN ABOOSE

I really hated her stupid duckface

No one here to make me be tidy ^^

I'm always clean af, same w clothes I wear ,y room is just messy

this why you're tier 1 OG poster

yeah that's always a good thing to be able to do mhhmmm

it tru >:D

When are you going to stop being an edgy

Admin makes me sadmin.

Well then, I guess it's true now.

Thank you greo kun please remember to tip your waitress

all in all not dying to heavy white goods is pretty nice

Y-you too.......

good to have chill barto back in business

This aboos cannot continue.

Abos gtfo

the cooles

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Good mornyan

More like Empty is cute amirite? lmao

git gud at wrasslin

Not always

Just since 2013

Get it right nerd :^)

Dont make me go over there

IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES TO TIDY UP YOUR ROOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ohio

early morning

Did you seriously ask me that

You don't just go and hate on the Obergruppensführer

It can not stand. We need to overthrow the tyrant together, we all shall draw blood for this common cause.

trips for truth~

what are white goods qt?

thanks cuteness

cooler than a polar bears toenails? xD

looks like someone was bored

I also have a recognizable image macro from a drawfag ages lost

washers, fridges, and the likes

I guess you're right on that front, but I'm good at wrasslin, so you take that back!

Pfft, I knew I'd get those trips so it's nothing special kid.

cooler than a superconductor

becasue I'm cooler than a polar bears toenails
oh hell

there he go again
talkin that shit

I wonder what that bitch boy Dumbnut is going to do for that page.

Their pun is stupid to put in English.

Sorry. I can only draw wieners.

Super Conductor tryanno?

How are uou today

Yes.

Exactly, you are learning just fine~

animus oil wrestling when?

where is this happening because I will be there regardless

Pfft, Pfft I say to that. I already knew that information.

oh yeah wow, can't be no weakboy if that's your work

y-you're really good at posting empty-chan.....

not a big outkast guy eh?

also isn't a superconductor, like, a nuclear power thingy... which would be like crazy hot? Fk I'm probably completely wrong

whod you root for

at the top of the trump tower

myself

wasnt work, but it needed doing regardless

i forgot how fire atliens was

Not even, I'm just doing the usual stuff, nothing special about that. :D

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I am most days

Nah superconductors work best at really really low temperatures

I feel your loneliness....

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nyet

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

opposite my boy
and no I have never heard of it

Do you like being a pathetic evildoer

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What about Ultimate Conductor Tyranno?

you know you want to

Off with her head

Oh? Pry tell me about the about the high horse you dare to call me pathetic.
Where do you work at? What do you? What did you achieve?

how many fridges could you lift at one time?

I honestly love remembering old albums I love but forgot about or whatever... yeah outkast had a few reeaaallllyy great albums

such modesty!!!!

ooooohhh OK... I'm learning!

hrrmm I see, maybe I was thinking of nuclear reactor or so,e shit

you've never heard of the hip hop duo outkast?

Yet I see no ass!

Pfffttt

I will pull a sharpshooter on your ass and have you crying :3

By the time he translates it it will already be on ch 20 probs

I'm fine
Just like you bby :3

How's the Revs today?

ok

0.5, though the washer was the biggest problem

i was referring to your clown avatar

ive been listeing to alot of run the jewels but whenever I hear killer mike start going it just makes me want more outkast tbh

Umm, I guess! I don't know. Shhhh.

Is this good enough for you?

Good luck little man, once I'm done with you, you wont know up from down, left from right. No sharpshooter will keep me down.

Saved.

I would fuck Shinobu.

In that case, ask your future boss how much greed, ego, sense of duty, and edginess helped him achieve a position far above your own and you'll know.

For now. I guess.

Good boy~

Be kind to her.

i would wrestle ban

Thank you, thank you! One more.

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lmao pls
Next one is April 17

I'll prolly do that one too

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Tranciant meme.

Depressed as fuck and this stupid app isn't working so I'm probably just gonna meme with a friend until I pass out

It's just clothes it's not like I have dishes and stuff all over the place!

so stronk

yeah you, me and the rest of the world~

is meow the jewels cancer or funny I still can't decide

hmmpphh what're you up for right now~?

I didn't even watch that
I don't watch disney by principle.

You would want to lose.

You irl ?

What are you trying to make me do with this ?

They had a few good movies.

I woke up roughly an hour ago, now I'm watching videos on superheros because why not!

Yes.

how does that relate to you being a clown with a ghost sidekick

Lost interest after actual Walt Disney died.

i feel exactly the same about mtj

rtj3 was a huge fucking let down imo

so before you were born

i know

dank mem

are you sure?

I would fuck you.

lol okay
enjoy living life without seeing masterpieces such as the lion king, the little mermaid, hercules and the aristocats

kinda maybe

I can't get into some of the older shit.
Might be when I was introduced to them.

I didn't think this far ahead.

WEEBS. When is C92????

I guess you just have to except your fate then.

what is this image
i love it so much

August 11,12,13

Have fun

Dont faint again

I bet you have empty cans of ravioli all over the place like Swedish Fish

I know how messy white people are
I've been to Ian's room before

Tomorrow

lmao at disgusting white people

k what bathroom we meeting up in again?

22 years before to be exact.

I've seen masterpieces such as the kis vakond and micimackó and magyar népmesék, thank you very much.

The older shit was the only uncensored and literally watchable shit. Specially end of second world war and cold war stuff

Why won't you just sod off, gobble shite and kick the bucket

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I'm not sure where this is going but I like it.

I know.

tfw your entire personality is just posting porn :/

But Bard, you do more than that. C'mon now buddy, don't sell yourself short.

I meant t post this @neru earlier

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Holy shit dude

This is like this feeling when you get a homecooked meal from a cute girl and you know she worked so hard on it

I'm kinda getting doki doki suru wa

Not sure.

How was the wallpaper engine thing?

Wait are we talking about movies or the cartoons?

dude stop. thats your sister

I have a good Jinx one but I can't find the source.

Cartoons

DONALD DER NAZI REICHMINISTER

heh

Eh, I wanted to try it out and see what it was like :3

You and Subtle benefited from it at least by getting to read it a week early or some shit, plus I get to actually talk about the chapter instead of having to wait~

It's also pretty good kanji practice but who cares about that :^)

You seem to really like jinx.

the face a brotha make when he get wit a white woman

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Literally going everywhere.

'plz great gerudo woman crush my head between ur thighs'

Oh nice, everywhere is my favourite place!

Whoa look at you Emma, being a TL already
They grow up so fast :')

lmaooo

So how many languages do you even know anyways?

Here I thought that it was more likely your ass and mouth were your favorite places for it.

The ear just sounds painful. Get it?

10X post the lewdest shinobu you have

Oh snap. I didn't get what you were aiming at, but now I do. Oh my...

Ah. I forgot about those,

I could never do this for a living, fuck redrawing :^(
Pfft, caught red handed.

Err, 3 I guess.

Well now you know and knowing is half the battle.

The other half is the aforementioned dicking of places~

she has nice balls

I'm guessing this aforementioned dicking of places comes sooner than later?

Think I found my swing zone

haha yeah
sex sex sex
thats all i can talk about because i lack any interesting features or opinions of my own
heres another double entendre! god i wish somebody loved me

That would be a very solid, dripping yes on that one, qt~

As for the rest of you curs, you managed to prove to be useless knaves. Stand for nothing, live for nothing breathe and live for nothing but your petty shitty daily desires. Which is?
I don't even want to know.

Shame
I'm out tho
See ya later bro

rude

Shes my favorite league girl.

Aren't you the guy who said morality is the crutch of the weak and shit like that? Seems hedonism would be acceptable in your edgy worldview.

Mines Ahri.

Emma pls

babbys first redraw lmao? :333

So, English, French, and Nip

Damn would you look at that
We're both Trilingual

tiny*

Sounds like you got banged by a old fat dude

Like in those shitty doujins

Congrats

Well then, I guess if that's what meant to happen, it's going to happen.

Nothing can stop fate now!

You and everyone else.

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When Mimika was like "was it your birthday today, Yuzumori-san?" fml

Yeah, but mine are actual useful languages :^)

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Exactly, so just enjoy it like a good boy.

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"The more I love humanity in general the less I love man in particular"
I'm leaving with this Dostoevsky which I already said before and anyone with two brain-cells to rub together should understand. You should be able to relate.

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Later babe

Wish doesn't pet me anymore.

What is a thot?

a hoe

Oh.
I thought it was something else.

I'm very tired

goodnight

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Have a good sleep. Bye.

It makes no sense.

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it makes all the sense at the same time

Post more CATS.

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git gud Ems

Im so proud of you though

Also dont make me go over there and slap your shit
Then again, there arent any spics out there in Mooseland so I would figure it's a garbage language

Over there French is pretty much the Spanish of Canada lol

sasuga Emma

Nyan :3

It's worse man.

We have to put it on our products and shit.

This is adorable.

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It's literally like California's spanish problem

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Excellent.

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for fucks sake

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I wish I still had my cat around.

tfw

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What happened to it?

Maybe you shouldn't have ate it.

It passed away not too long ago, also I didn't eat it, what the heck.

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Wow, way to bring down the mood.

I just assume every Brit is paki tbh.

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Well I mean you asked what happened too it, also fair assumption consider how it's going over here, but I'm not, Soto can back me up on this one.

Don't fall into Darwin's trap of no link posting.

RISE ABOVE

Yeah what Subtle said

Tell him to blow it out his ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Empty*

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I think you may have way too gay of a crush on Subtle where you just think everyone is him.

Much like I think of every midget as Test.

Okay, okay, I'll rise above it, Test.

Thanks for backing me up, Soto. I can always count on you.

Have you seen him though?

I always thought Brits were shit at have cute traps until I saw Subtle tbh

I love you too bby

Love you too, but don't let it go to your head.

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Which one of the two?

Story of my life

Well I'll leave that decision up to you.

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I'm sure you're dad(s) are so proud.

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