It's not gay if you call "her" a "girl"

it's not gay if you call "her" a "girl"

it's not gay if the balls don't touch

it's not gay if one of you wears a skirt

it's not gay if someone says "no homo" at the end

it's not gay if you swallow all the jizz so there's no evidence

it's not gay if you never tell anyone it happened

it's not gay if you're absolutely certain that you're straight

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youtube.com/watch?v=tAaGbmeTw2c
youtube.com/watch?v=OqKP_f3_3To
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that's true, I am very scared of gay people.

But you're friends with Test.

:)

I have to be friendly because otherwise he might unleash his homo rage on me.

:(

Morning


Got some of that

...h-hi

A midget with homo rage?
What's he going to do? Just run at you since his head is at dick height to begin with?

it's only gay if you cum

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*pet pet*

yay!
:)


the girl on the right is super cute
i want her!

How are you Luka

i'm exhausted

...

mfw someone tries to tell me there's less than 57 genders

Hey there, how're you?

You got a bullet for each gender?

i'm exhausted

Nervous, it is mother's day; that means best behaviour.

Which sucks

Rough night?

Cake makes sure to stock up a bullet every time the gender list gets updated.

When the silly gender shit finally gets dismantled, by law he has to expend every bullet; just like that scene in Jarhead

it's mothers day? is that a british holiday?


long day

He is our avenging autist we need but don't want,
he who purges the weak and shoots down non-binary constructs.

...

think with your head, brah. no way that gun holds that many bullets.

Welp, gotta go, see ya, tell you more later/

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stop being gay

Fuckin' pleb tier, c'mon. You're not even trying unless you've got ammo for guns you don't even own.

What caliber for CISscum?

Bad one though?

bye :(


nah
._.

Stop sucking my dick and I might think about it.

for cis scum? you need heavy duty. nothing less than .44 magnum. it's important that you can see bits of their skull flying along with the brains.

who are you, anyway?

Yeah I bet that'd make your day.

Might I suggest some hot chocolate and a nap?

it would make it way worse. violence is not the answer.

BOBBEH

How often is violence the answer?

Love Trumps Hate

Like in an existential sense or literal?

only in extreme cases, like when there's too many jews or muslims around.


like what name do you go by if you have one, and wish to answer the question.

Le gasp, are you a NAZI?!

XD

well I do lean a little to the right politically, so yes.

At this point who doesn't lean right, or unbelievably far-left?

I'll plead the fifth for the time being.

only filthy disgusting fence sitters, who are way worse than nazis and sjws combined, my dude.

i dont have chocolatte
but at least my bed sheets are fresh


adorable gif

I felt so bad for all those trembling 8 year olds in the week after.
So sad.

works for me my dude.


thanks. I think I might have gotten it from you?

it really was tragic...ly hilarious.

Yeah, I hate people who try their best to not declare any side, even if it is something common sense.

I want to be a cute girl.

nah, prolly someone anime like subtle maybe

If you were a cute girl, could I steal your pantsu?

you deed it


yeah. fucking centrists. thinking they are better than everyone else for not being some extremist. FUCK THEM.

I'd like to see proof of these bedsheets being fresh.

Are you a girl?

oh yeah that actually sounds about right.

Don't sniff!!!


Ayo cuppers


im a girl btw way

Hoerentyfuszooi kakplakband

hi hi emily. how ya been?

Now fag, lets find a room.

I'm down.

That's a little extreme don't you think?

*sniffs anyway*

Of course you would be. Fucking slut.

And do people call you pretty?

you know me well


you're darn right it is, I ain't no dirty fence sitter.

gud, how's cuppers been?


やめろ!!!!

pretty alright. nothing new to report though. life as usual.

They call my ass "fine".

You must sit on...something else then.

Aside from game stuff same yeah

Less than you'd think, more than I expected.

Boom pretty girl. But because I am a man of proof, I would like proof this ass is fine.

this is agreeable to me. gosh I hope the something else is penis

I'm so sorry.


game stuff?

My camera broke.

We can make this happen!

tfw no Konosuba S3

I mean things are also regular! Some semi-exciting things for game stuff though.

Hello So Sorry, I am Dad.

i'm busy using them


help me sleep~

When do we kill ourselves? When no loli dragon S2 announcement?

The cursed breaking of cameras...then I shall remain unconvinced!


Well I'd join you but my assumption is, you'd be awake again by the time I reached there.

any time bby


ooooooh. what games are you talking about though?


I'll call you daddy if that's what you want, sure.


I'll give you my super secret tip for sleeping.

first I lie down.
then I close my eyes.

BOOM. works every time.

Works for me, it all really sounds the same when you're gagging on my cock though so even Bastard would be fine.

Perfect because girls shouldn't have magnum dongs.


Uh GTA V. Look at this sick shit

Nuclear option.

"mmphnnggkkk" it is then.


that's pretty awesome. I haven't played that one in a while...I played the shit out of it for a long time.

Bring it little lady.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to school tomorrow if you live in the northwest.

cum at me bro

Except a certain kind of girl

i dunno


snuggles and love me too pls! >w

It's also the first time I'm using some half-decent in-game menu instead of "yeah just alt-tab and use notepad you skrub".

Good skank. Your title matters more really, can you guess it?

At, in, I assume either is fine for you

Boys make better girls than girls.

Shit, I live in the south west, now I'll have to travel.

I believe that

The explosioning can be bought off with 20 tons of chicken tendies delivered to my mums house.


That's pretty gay tbqh honest.

but you're so far away


well I have no idea how you do all that stuff but I think it's awesome you do it


something horribly degrading I hope?


at, in, on, whatever~

why did they make a 10 year old this lewd

I only have two left, and they're from KFC.

void ultraSlam(Vehicle handle, float camberFront, float camberRear, double distanceFront, double distanceRear, float heightFront, float heightRear) { auto numWheels = ext.GetNumWheels(handle); if (numWheels < 4) return; auto wheelPtr = ext.GetWheelsPtr(handle); // pointer to wheel pointers for (auto i = 0; i < numWheels; i++) { float camber; double distance; float height; if (i == 0 || i == 1) { camber = camberFront; distance = distanceFront; height = heightFront; } else { camber = camberRear; distance = distanceRear; height = heightRear; } float flip = i % 2 == 0 ? 1.0f : -1.0f; // cuz the wheels on the other side auto wheelAddr = *reinterpret_cast(wheelPtr + 0x008 * i); *reinterpret_cast(wheelAddr + offsetCamber) = camber * flip; *reinterpret_cast(wheelAddr + offsetinvCamber) = -camber * flip; *reinterpret_cast(wheelAddr + offsetDistance) = -distance * flip; *reinterpret_cast(wheelAddr + offsetHeight) = height; }}

Now you know! :3

this doesn't clear anything up I'm way too stupid ;_;

I'll moderate the explosion!


Oh it adjusts camber 'n stuff ^^

I'm pretty gay though.


You're just begging to be molested, aren't you?


Some (half the people here) might ask, "Why don't they make ALL 10 year old's' this lewd?"

Actually it's pretty simple but slightly degrading, it is Cocksock. Also your tongue is your most valued weapon, like in some sort of rpg.

Cumstain, the Filth Scraper. Plus five to all licking related jobs that you will enjoy~


Because fuck her.

I want to fuck the autistic mage.

virtual telepathic magic cuddles will suffice~

:3c

Get in line, pencil dick.

Fuck that, these are MY tendies you hotheaded bitch!

ur a camber


practically. you sure wouldn't hear me complain.


I love all of this.


alright here ya go.

is it hard being gay?


l-lewd

How did you know?

I don't recognize these Kuros are they from the new movie if there is one

Good to know, now to find out what location you are in.

it gets hard about as often as it would for most others I guess.

fairly close, and yet so far. I live in arizona.

Your dick?

:3

♥ nini

I'll be back, work calls like the nagging cunt it is. Don't forget to practice because if you fuck up, there will be hell to pay.


Exactly, so just enjoy your loli like a good girlboy.

Or else~


I watch you fap periodically, simply to insult and critique.To a small youtube audience.

sleep tight luka

well now I want to fuck up just so you have a reason to punish me

see ya, mysterious user

Jokes on you. I have a SPH fetish.

should i continue illya

Meh, I live over in Louisiana


That, life, that yet again.

tfw you'll never be violated by a brown loli

oh, I keep forgetting that LA doesn't mean los angeles lol

Lol, yeah, I mean I'd change my name but at this point it'd be pointless :P

yeah I wouldn't worry about it.

...

She got pancake titties too.
Disgusting.

look ok to me

im not gay i just like cuddling manly dudes

Aahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahaahaha
*ahem*
Axaxaxaxaxas mlo motherfuckers

When your ID also has your dubs.

lmao

Video related.

That was quite the explosion./

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You know when you're like
"I should go to bed"

But then you don't?

Kill me

Yeah and nah.

Then you'rer'er'er'er're a SHIT

...

Slut :3

And Loodz'

...

No


No

I'm allegedly an outlaw. I love this occupation.

Jealousy~!

...

...

My alignment is Chaotic Aesop.

The moral of this story is "Run up get dun up."

Yep. Gotcha, Socks4Hands. This one took a while.

I think this should just about wrap things up. Sorry for the interruption, we'll be returning to our "regularly scheduled programming". Human programming.

...

It's just dinner theater.

Sorry, I wasn't supposed to ever mention that.

;)

Loodz' head ache.

The only reason we aired this is because we despise our audience.

Listen... All this takes a lotta getting used to.
And you do get used to it, after a while.

Oh yeah, one last thing:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia
##ZersetzungApophenia
Sunset 4 Socks.

Dank pussy.

Het leven is bitter
Het leven is zuur
Alles smaakt beter uit de frituur

what should i jack off to today?

w e w
e e e
w e w

youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug

youtube.com/watch?v=N29-54dhVHg

youtube.com/watch?v=tAaGbmeTw2c

So glad Gays are being gassed.

it doesnt really matter what you fap to, but what you commit to doing irl that defines you.

i thought yall'd have figured that out by now.

its ironic

ironig shid boasting ibs still shid boasting :DDD

that seems entirely irrelevant

no u

Listening to eurobeat improves your lap times by 10 seconds average.

I'm not gay but I shave my legs.

some of you need to find a hobby

my hobby is talking to online people while posting a cartoon picture of a certain character

...

I just jerk off.

Have you ever noticed some people that might gave you weird look because smooth legs?

I was once told I was internalizing cis male oppression because I wax.

I should have replied, "No, I'm internalizing the fact that razors freak me out and make me sick to my stomach." But it was one of those situations where ya don't think of what you should have said until it's too late.

Wish Grim would find a hobby and FUCK OFF.

Don't you hate it when guys hit on you because they think ur a girl

does this happen to you?
i wish this happened to me

Can somebody do C++

Sabrinne, can you do me a favor?

...

I'm hungry, also hello everyone.

Doesn't matter to me.


Other people shouldn't be concerned with what you do with your body anyways

Is this thing on

When you run your hand through your hair and soil comes out

This is a pretty kino feeling

tfw you spend too long reading PDFs and the colour white starts giving you eye pain

tfw you spend too long seizing the means of production and the pussy too moist

scoob pls no

It is too late.

Ey baby I'll be the hammer you be a sick little freak ey

Naw.

...

Hello, Darkness, my old friend.

do you enjoy it


boring


I like to watch anime occasionally and trigger you

Brown people trigger me.

I can get browner if I'm in the sun a lot

youtube.com/watch?v=OqKP_f3_3To

This is making me anger,

what


let the hate flow through you

im so dumb

I am becoming an JonTron

(((echs)))

does that guy make quality content anymore or has he been shot down by his racist commentary


learn from mistake and undumb

gash fisty and cock

Is this what you have chosen to fap to

TBH I don't really know. He put out a clarification after the destiny debacle. Ive actually not seen it so cannot say.
To be honest he really ought be honoured for defending the race.

I want to play FF15 but want to sit in call.

no way

with whomstve


I dont even watch those kinds of vids anymore rip
these days its stuff like codyslab and thunderf00t

idk man that pikachu is giving us those come hither eyes

go for it bro

UNF

if i throw std::runtime_error and catch (std::runtime_error e)

it should catch right

not be oblivious to it and give up and suicide the program

check your () and ;

no i retunr
fuck throw

I would rather not listen to Noctis whistling.

FUG

It's fixed tho

don't ask me how it works

i'll just label the file as dangerous territory
trespass on own volition

...

...

make me a macro that type send nudes when i press `

...

minimum req 3 years exp as a software engineer

WHY NO WORK

Speaking of work, are you working at a new spot Grimmy or are you still doing the whole kids thing

EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

wasnt the loli thing just summer hacking classes

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's still doing the kids.

...

stop dynamic hurt

You aren't my Grimmy Wimmy?

...

How droll.

Is that hair? Fancy.

Grim does kids.

this is how long hair feels like


y

Can you answer my question?


Gross. I wanna hear it from his curry mouth though


That is how I feel about these threads

Maybe if you wouldn't call me the name of some 30-something failtrap waste of air

or say if I have a curry mouth

fucking prick

ok wtf

ok help

doesnt seem like an insult

daga kotowaru

its a racial stereotype

help everything hurts

if you self terminate you won't feel any pain anymore

no
fuk u and ur compiler

HELP

Yeah
but then I won't get the shit I need to do done

yeah but curry is good. that name makes me wanna kiss u

CEASE

*chus atchu*

Curry

hehe

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Where is my AR-15

:(

...

terrorist use AK47s

oh god you typed AR-15 from an IP inside of NYC
the clinton foundation thought police squad is coming for you

...

I want to die

Where are my anti-personnel hollowpoint rounds

nothing personnel kid

You must fool him into believing that you are a girl, get what you want, and then he will kill you.

plated for maximum efficiency

Grim already knows i'm a women.

I have seen what cannot be unseen.

why does it even compile

wtf is this shit

static shit with state behavior!?

just jam it in a fucking object/class thing

we president now and this kind of garbage has to end if you want anime to be real

You don't want to unsee it.

...

IT IS A LURID THING BURNT INTO MY RETINAS

Your heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all of those of Tina.

lewd

...

help

no

your desperate pleas fall upon deaf ears.

how would one even help?

Deaf and pointy dragon girl ears.

...

cute deaf and pointy dragon ears

new

Fork my repo and send pull requests!