Cum on me hard daddy, cum on me rough

cum on me hard daddy, cum on me rough
cum right in my small little muff
eat it out and hear me moan
i want to make daddy cum on my own

-a poem by ooble

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that me

Do you not drink often, Mordin?

46

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Rifk

Did turn off dice rolling? ;;

Rolled 53, 40, 10, 12, 26, 45, 35, 78, 72, 5, 34, 32, 25, 51, 34, 83, 50, 68, 28, 3, 43, 7, 10, 63, 45, 64, 65, 46, 76, 65, 76, 28, 4, 85, 40, 30, 30, 74, 7, 1, 78, 41, 33, 3, 91, 66, 85, 41, 34, 12, 43, 76, 19, 52, 38, 64, 16, 3, 9, 91, 68, 84, 18, 71, 69, 58, 1, 98, 31, 7, 99, 8, 48, 31, 11, 38, 97, 95, 78, 30, 7, 20, 6, 25, 72, 44, 88, 87, 46, 97, 77, 13, 81, 95, 84, 49, 52, 84, 47, 82 = 4734 (100d100)dfsdf

Rolled 14 (1d20)q

How

The answer is no. I've only had alcohol like 3 times in the last 12 months or something.

Nerd

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Rolled 66 (1d100)
Lol that filename

Thanks

Remove flags.

Rolled 98, 76, 87, 93, 2, 88, 66, 62, 61, 20, 87, 32, 92, 2, 5, 33, 73, 51, 91, 81, 89, 58, 55, 14, 75, 65, 88, 91, 7, 39, 84, 5, 15, 70, 98, 16, 58, 63, 78, 19, 83, 64, 50, 75, 66, 54, 7, 38, 5, 98, 19, 93, 55, 74, 6, 29, 38, 93, 20, 45, 32, 3, 49, 47, 73, 47, 63, 30, 10, 40, 48, 92, 4, 98, 67, 69, 52, 73, 7, 56, 70, 25, 48, 25, 98, 53, 53, 36, 46, 72, 80, 78, 75, 29, 24, 47, 75, 87, 77, 84 = 5441 (100d100)
Pick a number between 1 and 5. See if you're lucky.

ignore that dice roll

2

Why don't you enjoy drinking?
Do you tend to get really tipsy and end up doing things you later regret?

Rolled 4 (1d5)

6

He only did that the once

Looks like you lost. That will be $20.

Yes. The once.

Give ni ni

That I'm aware of ;)

What are we talking about? I was fixated on "the once."

What's your paypal

I enjoy it I just don't do it so often now.

Who knows?

[email protected]/* */

How old are you again?

Ian.

Darwin.

Shut up. Holy shit.

What does age have to do with whether you drink a lot or not?

Never.

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I'm just asking for your age dude
Calm down

He has ulterior motives.

I am calm.

Post naked boats

Why?

Jeez, quit questioning everything

Why?

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Soto did you watch Prison School
I feel like this is an anime you would watch

Do you get lewd when you drink?


Nigga I watched the fuck out of it and the Live Action Series

The live action series has some 10/10 fanservice tbh

With you or at all?

I like titties

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titties are best complimented with a cock and balls

at all

Secret.

kek

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Titties are fine...but what about them big ol' dicks?

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Give me $30 and I will reveal all the secrets.

That's alot of fucking secrets

This is not a scam.

Her fucking laugh though lmao

I don't want big, old dicks

just one average sized one is fine

Why do you know what it sounds like ?

Which one is best booty?

btw 2 of these butts have a dick

the second one from the left and the second one from the right have the dicks, no?

Its brand new

youtube.com/watch?v=RgjtSa_ugCw

Cause I've watched OP?

Weeaboo

Pick 3

Can I pick none ?

They all have weird proportions.

BFG
xd

Yes but ur gay

No.

Yes.

damn, my gaydar is off.

ABI

far left is nice

"Big Fucking Girl "

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E, J, B

heck yea

2nd from right and 3rd from left have DICKS

It's been off m8

No wonder you're still with Oobles


:^^^)


A - I

Second from the the right is a fucking guy.

100%

Second from the bottom left.

getting less and less gay by the day i'm afraid
the prison gay is leaving my husk of a corpse

The joke is probably that they all have dicks.

plz no

its the hands man

SOTO WHATS THE ANSWER

I don't like them

Or you know, his body.

IS A LIE

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But you have to choose. GUn to your head.

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Guy in the red panties.

I DONT WANT IT


I guess you could use hip-shoulder ratio

Three of them have dicks.
Random 3.

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I don't understand this reference.

He has the body of a boy.

You can just tell by looking at him.

B, G, and H have dicks

you told me to pick a person from the picture

CDL

K, E, and K again for me personally tbh fam

No one is wearing red and they're all girls.

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C K A

Wow, what are you? Straight?

Is this where I go to make friends and pretend that I have a social life?

Now argue over who has shit taste based on what they picked.

No that's >>>/lewd/

C E

A/D

Yes.

yes

no, this is where you come to pretend you arent gay and secretly cyber guys from half way around the world

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THIS LOTION DOESN'T RELIEVE ITCHING AT ALL IT FUCKING BURNS SO MUCH IT FEELS ICE COLD ON MY SKIN WHAT THE FUCK

This so hard

Now if only Subtle would powerbottom the shit out of me

C

is the only one for me~ ♥

USE FUCKING AVEENO

You're lucky you're a girl.

I CAN'T HELP IT I GOT EQUATE
IT FUCKING BURNS

The applied skin is now red

But I checked. I'm a boy.

I only ever use that when I fap

I'll double check for you.

Some of us wash our hands after we use the bathroom Soto

Goggles calls himself a boy but his dick is pretty much just a clit with extra foreskin

NO BULLY NO BULLY NO BULLY

WASH IT OFF AND GET AVEENo

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sumimasen

SORRYMASEN

Sounds about right.

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Wow you really are a boy.

somekindofsaladdressing

What kind ?

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one that would accentuate the taste of a salad in ranch form

Someone give this to Yan

What do you need it for ?

Someone should also give him this.

ihavenoidea imjustsayingwhatever

Why do you think that is ?

what the fuck it hisses

stop this

i cum on cat it hiss at penis

what?

But I haven't done anything.

the yanpasu

My spidey senses are tingling.

Your gaydar is going off.

Is this the part where I shout 'Fire everytthing'?

weird

gimme hug

Shout all you want.

gimme hug

*hug*

bitch whos hug are you tryna hijack


:3

i have been told that shouting 'fire' will attract more attention.

FIRE

FIRE


FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE

i wish i was comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=o3gC0qsC6oA

That means you need two standard dicks for this then.

i lost my huge cube of jade somewhere in my house

whah?

how big was it?

they should shoot.

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as heavy as a jug of milk

maybe the gublinches got to it

BGL

what?

Nani ?

greedy little goblins that pop up near auras of envy

Envy

...

i cant find it...

yet it should be hard to miss

Hes cute

so what exactly do you do here

That thing from FMA?

Yes.

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What's with you people and not being able to read the board title?

it'll pop up if you're nice to people.

Look at him and tell me i'm wrong

wha the FUCK

Well, I suppose. Having watched the show somewhat detracts from terming him cute.

...

Now Riza or Winry on the other hand...

They have a penis too.

Who would of thought that Grim would like someone with blond hair and blue eyes.

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I tend to go for that too.

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im nice

send help

And dragons.

when was the last time you gave something to someone

You just haven't found the right dragon girl.

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I'm home.

There is this one.

...

Welcome home, pet.

nah
for obvious reasons


HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YE

/huggu

Because she is DARK?

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Most guys fall for women like their mothers.

ahahaha no


what's POPPIN


do you have empirical data to back up that claim?

all time

Evening everyone, how are you today?

Fuck if I know, then.

Watching Danganronpa trials.

OOOOH RIGHT

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STOP THIS


That shit is actually animated?
whaaaaaaaat

how do you like/hate it


yo
long day
gonna head off soon tho


tell the truth

No, just watching the game trials.

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Long days are the worst, my day has been comfy. New banlist for YGO soured my mood, but I'm over it now, thinking of building a better deck.

I hope you sleep well when you head off.

I still do not know what happened there. Is the hostility warranted?

I still remember the one that sounded like you were shoving something in your ass.

And it was pitched to sound like a squid/loli

I fucking lost my shit when I heard that one


ooh oke

im thinking about buying a new tv just for my ps4

ughhh

go big or small?


thanks man
I got a little fitness tracker with a silent vibe alarm, should help a little

Why not use the TV you use your PC on?

that was just my normal voice

Oh nice, also no problem! Oh do they help with waking you up or something?

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i did

yeah
my main thing is I like to wake up without disturbing others
I have a roomate and my alarm is loud as fuck so i feel sorry for waking him up an hour before hes usually up


luka...


LOL YEAH SURE


it's kinda mounted to the wall

?

I'm pretty sure I could of passed as a girl with one of them.

Oh nice, I wake up when I do, but I don't think I'm sleeping today, because I want to head into town and buy my new deck, not sure how much it's going to cost...

Also I've got my landlord to do that job for me, holding the doorbell for 2 minutes till I wake up.

youtube.com/watch?v=OO70QrjYNCs

Bless this woman.

at my parent's house. My room's basically a half guestroom at this point


I don't doubt your skills.


awful

I wanna hear ban shove something up his ass tho tbh imo fam

o

IM IN LOVE WIT DA CO CO

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It was really good.

It just sounded like I had a broken mic.

Goodnight.

No. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i watched the whole thing

its funny

...

goodnight

Nighty night, gay boy.

*tucks*

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tfw you wake up to a cup thread
kill me now

Today's yuri releases.

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Translated
eliumi
Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume [Vol.5] - 0016 - Tsukinowa Kumami [English] by [pingpongscans]
Shoujo Kishidan × Knight Tale v01 c01 [mSS]
[Peachpulsar (Mira)] Catch ★ Love (Ao Yuri -Story Of Club Activities-) [English] [Yuri-ism]

Untranslated
(僕らのラブライブ! 15) [戦いの軌跡 (戦友)] にこまきにゃんにゃん本 (ラブライブ!)

*hugs*
cute sfw stuff pls~

Fuck I love books

Orisa is out.
I'm not sure I should ranked.

books are for nerds though
you're not a nerd are you?

orisa prohibited from being in ranked for a week i believe?

I'm a fucking faggot flaming nerd
I have a small private library that I constantly add to

YES THANK GOD

Kinda wanna play this now

Don't play Hunie Pop.
The pink girl is a twisted bitch.

there is nothing like that in the game

:)

gl hf

i got her carbon skin

Can't be as twisted as that Yandere VN I played way back then

That image is mocking that retarded over the top style of image, right?

...right?

remove nerds
we're only cool kids here

I don't even

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Uou're all faggots and whores

do not wake up

cool faggots and whores though

I'm cool I have two girlfriends

You can't be a cool faggot whore nerd though
It just doesn't work that way

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I dont understand the notion of owning books when you only read them once. why not just a library

to support the author

hi, im new

what do you all do here?

Hi new.
We post and stuff.

post cute anime pics and talk to each other :)

the library is supporting the author :^)

You aren't new.

what do you want to do here?

post about what?

sounds pretty comfy i guess

i dunno, im pretty sure im new but i might be mistaken

not really sure, i just found this and was curious

Why must you do this?

yeah threads are comfy and nice to stay in forever

Post about stuff.

You seem to know how to reply to multiple posts in a timely manner. Gives the impression you're not new, just fyi.

But open this thread any time of day you'll find it quite alive.

Most everyone here has been here multiple years now.

maybe i'll try posting again sometime later then

stuff sounds good

i used to post in threads kiiiinda similar to this so thats why i guess, i promise im new to this board though

Then you know what this place is.

threads are here for u 24 7
:D
come moar!

but with more furries

Stuff is usually a hit or miss.

i mean it wasnt exactly similar, it was more of a place to like post profiles to another website and then adding from there, not really just a dedicated talking place

i'll do my best, promise! maybe you'll see me around here tomorrow

yeah idunno sometimes people really love stuff and sometimes they really hate it

Have you heard of 'lurk'?

♥
yay!

On a roll in ranked.
Might just keep going.

Pretty much. I'm usually on the same boat.

rolls are statistical illusions

i dont know the meaning of the word lurk, you cant stop me

Wrong use of the word, but you did ok.

Rule 12.

You meant a hot-streak.

Science actually shows thinking about it makes increases the odds ending it.

science just says the probability of getting same 50/50 result over again is unlikely, but thats not even a 50/50 its based on skill

Colloquial meanings are still valid interpretations.
I meant roll.

Science says reading the word jinx guarantees your jinxing.


So the interpretation was valid.

And so was my synonym.

rolls are statistical illusions is true, and countless studies provde confidence is a dangerous thing.

And yet that was not the meaning being used and just arbitrarily applying it to my statement is a null issue.

your science is screwy

So what the hell is a roll


It's science. It's objective.

your science has objectives

Being on a roll just means I have done well.

Science isn't objective.
That's why it's amended with new discoveries.

So I attempted to pop that bubble by stating the scientific fact that prolonged spell does not actually exist.

"On a roll in ranked."

given your roll does not exist in reality.

"I feel like I've been on a roll."

would have been more appropriate.

In addition, merely thinking you're on a roll increases the odds of that roll ending.

Nobody said it did.
You arbitrarily threw statistics into it.

So congrats on that I guess.

I set out to jinx you, Squash; objectively.

I didn't expect things to go this way.

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Eh.

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yall big nerds discussing the probability outside a videogame of a videogame

I don't actually want to jinx you though.

I feel jinxed.

I wish you good luck in your future matches, and hope you have fun too.

No I unjinx you.

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Too late. I have lost 4 more.

this is why I wanted to unjinx you

because I knew this'd happen

Howdy.

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sup

jinxes aren't real btw.

Capping a movie for the folder.

coolio

then again

Who even are you?

i don't know anymore

That doesn't help me.
I'm guessing Kanra.

Is that what they used to call me? They have been so many...

Like, give me a name or I can just go.
I really despise name games.

But... what is in a name?

I am going now.

That which we call a rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet.

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