Dealing drugs

Are you the guy that asked if it was worth selling weed and I gave you the protips?

…You got any protips for me?

Good joke FBI, seriousely though I don´t like to be a conspiracy retard but, don´t you thing this board could be tracked by pory and his goverments??

Dealing is a very borguoise method of distribution. Socialists give to each according to his need,

Sure fam, it's nearly a decade since I've done this but it's a tried and true method. Don't do this if you're in a psychotic country like the US or the Philippines - this is strictly for chilled out countries (basically Europe and Canada)
Go check the darknet black market registry on reddit (inb4 butthurt, this didn't exist when I was doing this)
Find a place that's well trafficked, free, and highly recommended - avoid places that are being inundated with scams - they are fucked
Order a very cheap 5-10 grams from anyone in your area - these don't have to be your main supplier, you want to get the start up offering great deals, the escrow system will keep you safe from being ripped off
Get a burner phone
Get some empty capsules (ebay) and scales, also baggies (little plastic bags, screws come in them with electronics) - in the UK the scales and bags are sold at shady mobile phone shops - they may be able to supply your burner (when I was doing this security was a very low requirement, I've updated the method for the properly paranoid and how I would do it nowadays)
Wait for drugs
Put 200mg of drugs into each capsule. When you turn your scale on leave a small piece of paper folded in half on it - this will zero the scales at the weight of the paper and allow you to funnel it into bags and caps. Only do this with 2g
Wait for student night
Take a capsule of drugs along with a friend, then have a couple of drinks beforehand and go there, talk to people, give them your burner number if they're interested in drugs. It will come up.
Find a cheap dealer for MDMA in your local sphere, US/Canada for Canada, Europe for Europe
Fill the orders with your remaining stock, once you start getting orders order more from the cheapest available guy - get 10-20g as you will be repeating this process
Be sure to tumble your bitcoins before use and to grab a logless VPN to use tor on - be careful of people soliciting messages as the initial order is encrypted and the message system back then was up to users to secure, I always refunded when this happened

Don't mess with the locals or get involved in petty shit, you'll lose. Keep it to being the trusty guy serving out of towners with high quality product. Don't buy impure stuff and don't let your weights drop below 0.8. Selling at 1g is a good way to shoot up the ladder of preference.

I personally wasn't a drug dealer but my very close friend was up until like a month ago.

He didn't actually make that much money and he would get in fights all the time. It was not unusual to get into blood feuds with chavs over tiny bags of weed.

He does have some cool stories though, one time he got into a car-chase and another time he beat a guy into submission with a hammer.

It started because he realized drug dealers are extremely lazy and unreliable so he could probably steal all their customers just by showing up on time and selling what he said he would.

Forgot to add - the other 8 capsules are to get people convinced you can provide quality drugs. This will make you some good customers. Try to only give one out to every person that is interested rather than hooking up their entire group of friends.

What is this whole deal with the left pointing fingers at the FBI, are we literally being watched rn?

We're living in capitalism, there's no reason to pretend we're not.

Chem students get A LOT of free access to lab chemicals here, so buying off of TOR won't be necessary.
But thanks for the advice on setting up customers.
What's the best way to launder the money? How do you keep your phone number from being tracked by government eventually?
When you say 200mg of drugs in each capsule, what do you mean? I assume dosage depends on the drug, no?

Look up COINTELPRO. They have been doing this shit, and they still are infiltrating many groups, even pacifist activist groups. Combine it with the fact that monitoring this place is relatively easy and will show quite a few radicals, it would be unwise for them not to do it.

Or maybe… //youtu.be/62FMADBdLC4

Correction: youtube.com/watch?v=62FMADBdLC4&feature=youtu.be

MDMA at its purest is fine at 200mg. The reason I suggest it is because addictive substances and ones that can create psychosis will draw unwanted attention: People banging at your door at 4am, fights within your home, people trying to rip you off. MDMA is a student friendly drug that attracts very little law enforcement attention because its users are less hassle than heavy drinkers, often the police will laugh off people blatantly high on MDMA and go about their business just because of how useless the users are at causing trouble.

I generally earned enough to live a comfortable and quiet lifestyle doing nothing - don't think you're some all powerful El Chapo because at the end of the day you're just some faggot with a stack of powder waiting to get ripped off, which is why you can't be a cunt. You'll have to ask smarter people than me about laundering, but if you do it long enough and manage to do nothing dickheadish you'll eventually meet someone that can help you. I even used to sell to someone involved in far shadier shit than me (IRA tier), and he would sell me weed back, these are the perks of dark net products - they're generally perfect and people love them.

Do people really think they're going to get done for saying they dealt drugs on an anonymous meme imageboard lmfao