Don't do illegal things

Don't do illegal things

or

if you do them, don't get caught

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Do not have pity.

waiting for wearable tech that measures your vitals so you dont have to spend hours in a doctors office


oh boy

Twitter user with the handle @jew_goldstein sent him a strobing GIF, which induced a seizure. According to Eichenwald, the tweet came with the message: "You deserve a seizure."

That's dumb I want a heart on my birthmark that glows

inject government nanobots straight into bloodstream

Please kill yourself.

I want to be able to flip your pacemaker on and off with my phone.

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computerworld.com/article/2981527/cybercrime-hacking/researchers-hack-a-pacemaker-kill-a-man-nequin.html

OH NO

biocomputers when

thank fuck

You can also OD people with insulin pumps.

this is why I refuse to use iot devices around my home/work

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THE NUMBERS, MASON!

WHAT DO THEY MEAN

at least IT doesn't need to worry about IPv6 space running out :^)

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That was a nice shower/nap

nap in shower

sounds sugoi tbh

fap*

Fapping in the bath tub/shower is for special occasions only, like doing your taxes.

what if your cum clogs the drain

What if the water clogs your drain.

The only thing my cum with clog is your throat

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mashed potato cum

Move Along
Nothing to see here folks

Just an american molesting eurotrash asians
Every day occurrence.

Fuck yeah demetori

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is that a request grim

Hey moogs I have a request

it would be quite the feat to achieve such a texture.

ehe

iPhones are most secure

...

why

HAHAHAHAHA MOOGS HAS A MASHED POTATO FACE

hm

if you can lactate ketchup then anything is possible

see

IT WAS A RANDUMB EXPERIMENT

I never did the cursor thing in 2003

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daily reminder that why is neru

Its a fact, ask erin

neru is wholesome

it was a social experiment the camera is right over there

Vidya?

Erin is mean to my furries and I do not approve of her blatant and systematic abuse of them.

I had one of those ones with the butterfly that flapper their wings

which

I really want to get into some Rust but lately everyone seems opposed to the gayme.

aa I remember there was a cat that followed your cursor though

if you inject prolactin and estrogen into a male body, he will begin to lactate

i would also like rust but we do not have many people

nice kursor

would that also send you into a murderous rage

I wish someone would ggas moogs

Shimejis tho

I used to have a little lilly running around

really wanna get farted on

We can do it.
Maybe if we start playing Ziggy or Test will join.

We can make a huge sign that says "NO GRILS ALLOWED KEEP OUT"

Or "FUCK OFF, -RICKY TRAILER PARK SUPERVISOR"

if there is a surge in testosterone
maybe


wh-what

Oh! I had one that just walked around on the desktop

dislike one doubt the other would join

would you cum

I lactated a little for a while. My right nipple was swollen and if I squeezed the lump white fluid would come out. I thought I had cancer.

I think it happened because I was squeezing it and playing with it so much when I masturbated. Right hand on my dick left on my nip see.

can you feel the heat of a fart if someone farts on you

these are the questions we should ask


those were shimejis, no?
cute little things


that sounds like an INFECTION

I want to bottle and drink Ioco's milk


Two people is more than enough for goon'ing.

No it was milk. Pus tastes bad.

STOP CONSUMING YOUR OWN SEMEN

I dunno, I was 10

If it were up to me I would but that decision isn't mine to make.

probably

thats not my forte

Guess I'll just go kill myself.

:(

Atleast loco is dying of pneumonia

[heavy breathing]

Would have been a better impression of Loco if you used a fenian inflection.

no bully

...

you lost me there

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

rate my scoots impression:

[autistic screeching]

ALL.
OF.
THE.
BULLY.

10/10

when he is in that mood

tan/tan

:D thank

hi im canada and what is tan

Kind of wanna make emma my dairy queen if you know whatta mean

credit where credit is due
I thought I was reading an authentic scooter post.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q9joOlIkf6s

Grim, stop. youve a girlfriend.

youtube.com/watch?v=82AzU2MQZ_I

this is a hobby

nani

Be caroful,
You dont want to make dickgirls jelly.

{visible confusion}

wow thank big fan :D


What

No prablem fam keep up the good work

its
tan outta tan

I have reported scoots for being jewish ,ultoel tiems

yeah np


nani

The admin is also a repugnant Jew.

WOW

is that why nothing happened

Oy Vey! As if you'd try... Oh, you didnt know? Who did you think bankrolls Test and Moogs. Silly goyim.

Yes. I blame him for my tongue burn too.

nice weather eh

you have my condolences


do not spread falsities.


girl.

I heard that the admin is a repugnant Jew.*

uguu

SHIFTING THE BLAME TO AN IMAGINARY SOURCE IS WRONG ALSO.

Then there is no pleasing you.

darwin make me dinner

I cannot. I worry about cutting myself.

Post cute/pretty 2hus.

That Canadian guy took mine.

He busts in out of nowhere these days.

Very suspicious.

Why is that suspicious?

Suicidal?

Because it's EVA

Clumsy.

Also Grim is thread cop

thread nigger

Order me food then.

Lurkers are always up to no good.

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

Bros before hos

I will send you some Korean food.


But I lurk more often than post.

And I am always up to no good. You may have a point.

developments.


YAH

But it's not proper kbbq if you don't cook it yourself

It would not be any good if I prepared it because I cannot reach 300 apm yet.

...

Just buy me $300 worth of sushi then

Fatty.

I've only eaten 46 calories today

...

...

Too lazy to make anything?

Yeah, I've only been out of bed for 3 hours or so

Best way to spend a Saturday.

Sent sushi. Try not to have an awkward moment with the delivery person.

I want to try fondue

Lol, grim you fucking faggot

Just going to kill myself instead

huf

you could get like $300 worth of pastries for $300 of sushi

its the american version of kbbq

but only dipping


no way?
holy shit

Its fucking swiss you jackass

(265 - 341 cal)
Premium filet mignon
Herb-crusted chicken breast
Pacific white shrimp
Gluten Free: request substitute for herb chicken

40.95


EXPENSE

ahahah oops

my bad

do me too

Isnt the american kbbq just mcdonalds

*does you*

the main point is the social psuedoprep of the food

so no

yaaaay! :3!

Hey Ikt if you go out with me for two years I'll give you $30 every week.

yay

deal

how is day

I want to break up

you don't look me in the eyes when we send nudes anymore.

...

Awful

I oss'd but I sucked so now I'm just kinda existing

neat


existing is nice tho

comfy ez saturday

We can still be friends tho.

It sux

Don't worry Wish, I'll make your day better

bbl store

Someone buy me pizza

What

good!


not gonna do tthings about it?

What would I do about it?

i may have fried my thinkpad motherboard

rip. I've been wanting to get a thinkpad for ages now but never have.

theyre decent machines, generally pretty resilient, but i apparently splashed a bit of water in the wrong place this time.

Fry thinkpad mother boards

What's that

a pad that thinks

how2 unfry board?

same way you uncook an egg

Why does it need to think?

;_;

the owner cant so it helps a bit

buy one of those thinkpad x60s like stolmen does

nah, core2duo is 2old

hello friends

x220
minifree.org/product/libreboot-x220/

Do you own one?

2small

i used to! then i could think and it went away


wow i bet u like those ugly fat laptops

but padds r for gurls

i feel naked without

what

i need them inches fam

Are you queers talking about bras?

dingding

are you brahs talking about queers

Hello Sinni

cup is a mess

HENLO

Oh boy, im so close to seizing the means of production.

seize this produce

...

...

Hello, all!

what is entropy?

what

I am decreasingly certain that entropy is real.

...

Here I am.

Let me hide my flag you cunt.

Who wants to cyber sex?

...

...

What? I abhor it as much as you do.

I'm simply upset.


It ruined my name.

Also two 5 year olds in my class had that troll girl on their swimsuits.

Looks like we got some unloyal muricans here

Did you think of me?

I would hide any flag, except the "unknown" one

I think of you every day baby.

...

...

...

Please don't give Darwin the idea to buy TROLLS apparel.

NO

kill

*colors*

You would like him in a troll one piece.


please


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

why kill tho

NO

I really wish I would die

i dont want to any more

hi yes hello

Take me with you

Nice.

Im gonna try

It's actually weird how much merchandise there is for a movie like trolls.

Taking the easy way out

Well that lasted long.

But those movies are just an excuse to have the merchandise.

How much in adult sizes ?

Like those Cars movies.

Its the only way bb

...

I wear a little girls size though.

obviously

The goyim knows! Shut it down!

I think it's just childrens sizes
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJA

Iré a Perú.

Really?

Could always get your very own custom trolls T-shirt.

Oh, sorry

En realidad?

Vale la pena.


I GUESS

Are the people in peru little ?

Kids sizes could adult sizes for them.

Troll tattoo

Tiny brown thieves.

Racista.

Una broma.
JAJAJA!

Takin down some bandits

twitch.tv/grim_echoes

rude

JAJAJA XD

So glad grim is sucking myanmar cock

Esto no es real. Acepta el misterio.

I don't speak that

Puromente google traducir.

Im comin

Simplemente*

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ooa hela natten ooa hela dan ooa heala natten skrämma slag på halva stan

このやろう。。。

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私を殺して

...

...

Been years since I've heard that one.

If you don't get caught, did you really do it?

If you want me to stop posting this is a pretty good way to go about it

now I can't tell if this actually bugs you or if you're memeing

めんどくさい

...

friendly reminder that things are only illegal because they are immoral

...

...

yeah same

same fam

I think that was doubly stupid of him because it feels like the word he wanted was amoral, not immoral.

...

says fucking rin who is cunt

I thought it was doubly stupid because he's just that stupid.

Did they fuck the doll ?

Show me them fucking the doll.

SLAP MY DICK

no idea

subtle I seriously feel shitty now please respond :

...

...

...

subtle I seriously feel shitty now please respond :

...

ily

no..

god damn

It sure was easy to win you over.

o

seriously, does my constant >always here
stuff upset you? :

I-I was just kidding, b-baka!

Sinni so FUCKING divine

Who cares?

jk


Mm
Yeah

2 l8

Liar.

The response got me all happy and I said that on accident.

F

I'll stop then. sorry subtle.

How careless.

すべてがFになる

'Twas a simple slip of the tongue, don't overthink it.

I overthink everything.

I am everything.

I'm over it
*hug*


Haven't watched a mystery anime like that in so long ;;
What was F in the meaning of that title?
I can't even remember

Hello everyone, how are we today?

You can't possibly be everything because that would include me. You aren't me.


Hiya, I'm doing just great.

it's just never fun to find out something you thought was a shared funny with a friend is something that actually bugs them :/

Now that I made decent teams I'm actually winning games lol

Feelin' fine.

Err, Krepo I think?

That's good to hear, are you doing anything fun tonight?


Noice, I play in a little bit, feeling salty from monopoly, shame on me.


That's good to hear, doing anything fun at the moment?

There is a little of me inside everyone.

;)

Monopoly is srs bsns after all

Distracting myself with videogames.

Except you.

No, it's already rather late. I'll probably just go to sleep in an hour or so.


This makes me uncomfortable.

Exactly, I could have sworn my friend cheated, but no proof just salt.


Video games are a great distraction, what are you playing?


I should go sleep soon too, but I'll probably stay awake and see what occurs.

...

Siege.

;(

It was only recently


Eh?

Oh nice, I hope you're having fun!

15 I think

well I'm truly sorry. I won't do it again.

Nothing personal, adult.

LOL

Was he the banker? I would always pick banker so I could cheat

Or it might have been like programmer F or something

Bad touch, bad touch!


Have fun with that

Sure.

That makes me more specialer.

I was the banker, although I'm a very lazy banker, but I could have sworn he was hiding money, because he always managed to pay for his upgrades when it came around, even if he was on like $200 that turn..


I shall, thank you!


That's good!

MY hands are right here.


And whys that ?

Oh, really? Then what did I just feel?

Your imagination.

Darwin that food never arrived btw way

I might have sent it to your old address...


B-Because it makes me feel better about being excluded. ;~;

I didn't know my imagination could feel so real.
Huh..
If you say so.

Which old address?

You're truly forgiven
My fault for being sensitive anyway :3


I love mystery series like that, have barely seen any though

/pat pat

everything will be okay


You have a pretty wild imagination.

it is absolutely not your fault. I should have been less of an asshole.

The one with the geese.

The university campus?


It's a shame it ended up being such a train wreck.

Suffer.

Correct.


I can stub my toe, I guess.

what

And then post the results.

You never gave me your home address.


I did not even cry.

Really?

Starts with a K

I've been hurt worse and cried a lot.

...

It's sucks when that happens with airing stuff
Because no one has any idea the end is gonna be bad until it happens

Kinda like Kuzu no Honkai this season

Shh I'm not there yet :3

or maybe.. ty for the warning

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