Vroom vroom

vroom vroom

bump

:D

safe

second

asdasda


jack really is tho

Why hasn't Luka killed himself yet?

adorable karen!

...

SHUT UP


excessive word use. if it's karen adorableness is a given.

its rly cute when she's all flustered~
i want moar ♥

SENSES ARE INTENSIFIED
THE DAWNING OF THE UBERMENSCH

My fighting spirit is up. Anyone want to get dunked?

☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ

I don't have 5 hours its 6am


You could always eat shit and die


Fuck off.

Really? I thought you are smarter than that.

...

You're going full Grim.

It's time to stop posting and sit in the time out corner.

you are so bad at that though...

You're bad at a lot of things.

"you can't ban me, I know how to proxy so that means I shouldn't have to serve the ban !!! XD"


why you bein' so mean to me today

It's so cute how defensive he gets about his shitty spamming~

And would you be good at it?

on occasion, ye.

I am releasing frustration.

haha, carry on my friend

I'm talking you actually playing basketball and dunking.

ty for protecting us

oh heavens no, lol. I did a recreational basketball class in high school and I was just horrible at it. I can't imagine 10- years and zero additional practice has made me any better.

...

not sure what that - is doing in there

people r haxoring my monitor making lines all over it halp

...

please take a moment to think of all the stupid in this one small line.

but I spelled it friend? and also what?

...

lol
i actually watched that movie... for some reason ._.

because it was funny?

You are one fucking dumb piece of shit. I told you I will do this. Check in the previous thread.
Did I ever care about any of you namefag piece of shits? No.
Out of all "people" I didn't expect you to be so clinically retarded.

It's a representation of how the friendship isn't real :3

...

It was alright. It had its moments.

huh. well I'm sorry you feel that way. I consider you a friend at least.

This image actually makes me sad

most honest undertale review you've ever given :^)

>This image actually makes me sad

same ;-;

I mean, not that extreme and also I think he's not being serious but kinda ouch ;-;

Undertale had its moments where it made me cry.

It helps when you play the game as intended and without spoilers.

I'm just using a very bad joke to cover up a mindless spelling mistake.

we're friends.

I don't give a shit about any of you shitty motherless pissants in here
Like, literally zero
Nothing
Nada
Just eat shit and die

...

This place just as boring and awful as it always is?

I cried a little a few times during the true pacifist ending stuff

I was just teasing geez.

My version of fighting is tanking everything while laughing until whatever was fighting me gives up from frustration and then they realize I was just taunting while waiting for my Meteor cast to finish.

Jack, it's time to move on and stop getting your panties in a twist every time one of your "evil plans" goes awry.

Move on and accept that you'll never destroy the ponies or that Alice doesn't love you.

Fool!

Alice loves Bebop.

that's why you're here all the time right? :3c

Alice loves the things Bebop will do for him*

I'm happy for them. hope their gay relationship works out.

...

Jack isn't interested in Alice's violence masquerading as love anymore.

i guess so? it seemed... strange.


uh... yeah. something something pixar, something something disney...
it was weird.
strange charaters in a weird plot and ...odd movie to say the least.

it tried at least?

Squish face.

>being friends with goggles cup goggles cup EITHER

;~; those feels.

megamind was dreamworks, not disney/pixar.

Don't bully
He doesn't have anybody else who tolerates his shit even as much as we do

he's been around so long. he's like a pet at this point.

How goes?

Swimmingly.

What?

it all kinda felt kinda samesy... if you catch my drift.
all those... animated films coming out during those times.

fair enough. I personally disagree but I can see where you're coming from.

Cool.


Bad dog.

...

Shut up gay boi.

*girl

E A T


S H I T

Better than drowning!

don't be gross. shit isn't for eating. it goes in your diaper.

Seeing all the Trip Friends getting custom flags I kind of hate Test for not letting us have them.

...

I'm not a gay boi.

meme

Posting gay furry shit should be a bannable offense.

see test? girl.

I don't like thing ban it

...

i'm not calling it bad, just one of the odd films to come out during its time.
like uh... have you seen this one?
:)

:innocent:

Oh my God.


Country flags help to identify anons.

Filthy anons.

monsters vs aliens? yeah, I rather enjoyed that one.

It's either fur porn or beast porn.
You chose, Gilligan.


Now my flag is gone.
What now, chuckle fuck?

This is not a funny joke.

...

Same with gay ponies.


This is worse than Cupcake's "ironic" Edgehog folder.

well yeah generally real things aren't all that funny. leetle girl.

JUST POST NON-PORN.

stinky anons

these were also saved ironically LOL

adorable nose thingy pic cute
also ur kitty picture was pretty too~


yeah i just feel its one of those kinda films that fall into the odd 2000 - 2010 era of strange interesting animated films, that's all.
enjoyable still....

...

Fine.

Get admin abused.

Your posts are worse than fur porn.
So I have more right to tell you to stop posting.

"The Irony of Depression"


You seem to be the most butthurt of all here squid
How did I destroy you back then? Were you a colleteral damage of GAL, Desuchan, Alice1? Serpentor? Rita?
Tell me of your miseray

Depends on your perspective.

Fuck you going to do about it?


USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

...

Do you want me to say we're not friends anymore...

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THAT

It's time to stop.


Posting shitty webcomic caps I didn't even make is only marginally better than bestiality porn.

...

well I know it's not true.


at least we're posting fresh new pics, you just post the same shit over and over. should be banned for spamming you should!

ADMIN ABUSE.
NEW BOARD WHEN?

As a dog I like to get wet, but I still like to keep my head above water.


Don't tempt me.
I've fucked the whole administration here. I can do anything I please.


Way to ABUSE YOUR POWER

oh wow. this legitimately made me laugh out loud.

I was in the horsefucker threads when you "unleashed" the hammer of dawn and then got humiliated by Vash.

The power has gone to his minuscule head.

Not his dick head though. That thing is MASSIVE.

...

I left like, 3 or 4 lines empty under the reply to imply the next paragraph is for the butthurt assuie

...

you should have spoilered that.

You know nothing, John Snow.

...

FUCK.

again.

...

it's just *jon, I think

Shut the frick up, Cupcake.

SUNSET SUNRISE TAKING OVER TIME

u wut, nigga?

I love when you talk dirty to me

I'm having a way better night than I expected.

Why does literally all possible hair choices in a Souls game look really awful?

Not this shit again.

u wut, barkka?*

And that is our word.
Please don't mislabel me.

Oh boi
Do you want proof of my victory over that one? Because I literally have it right here
No really, set up a live chat

more!

Because who doesn't use a helmet aside from meme dreams and shitty fucking magic casters?

Can you not though?

Jack, who is that person who just added me?

I don't need some pussy hood to protect me from heretical bullshit!

Guess.

You are no fun.
No fun indeed.

You're a shit friend.

It's called a clitoral hood.
-3 Charisma.


Is it you?

...

It's coming back to all of you.

Whoever said I was fun is clearly a liar.

It doesn't matter if you came back years later claiming victory. He clearly won his shit and you were so embarrassed you didn't show up again for like a year.

AXAXAXAXAXAXAS MLÖ MOTHERFUCKERS!

I'll let you have the dignity to remove me before I indulge in the pleasure myself~!


Technicality.
Nobody ever "said" you were fun.

"What did he mean by this?" -Test

I know more than you'd think.

Then what gave you the idea that I am fun?

And that doesn't stop all your autism over the hammer of dawn which was some of the most pathetic shit I've ever seen on the internet.

How has a failure like you not just killed yourself yet, again?

Well, I did enjoy our pun banter that time I was waiting for a plane at 4 am.

I think you underestimate the fury.

KEEP TALKING

(Ok, I'll slow my roll. I added Test.)

I don't remember this.

:thinking:

Nigga I had no way to photocopy my contract first of all. Second, I had a shitty ass laptop which broke the fuck down the third day in 40+ celsius weather.
I had neither the means nor the ways to contact you and you already took it as a victory.
You faggots claimed victory and credit for A LOSS and YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Damn that makes me proud actually but still FUCK OFF


Which one of us considers small talk, hugboxin, empty chatter, useless riff-raff, and inane blogging as a legit way to pass time lad?
YOU asking ME?>>1693001

Chairs were talked about.
I remember odd things. Usually if I'm in odd places.

Best part is I haven't signed jack shit.

I have never told a pun in my life.

You reacted to mine.
Though you did not make any.

You don't know how fucking serious I am.

I'm sure, we all believe you.
Besides, the deal was very specifically about your ability to present evidence as much as it was anything else. Your inability to present evidence doesn't exactly change anything.

Shit man you got me there
How will I live with myself now?

...

That's still what you described there.

I don't particularly care about the format.

I can also add a GERMAN and an AMERICAN reccomendation in addition to HUNGARIAN and a GREEK one.
No, really tho, lets get on with it

That is because puns are the lowest form of wit.

Woah ! ?

This is the seinfeld of anime!?!?

:O

incredible!!!

They are, but I like them.
Puns are fun. A real groaner can make someone smile just from the true stupidity of it.

I think as a culture we lost something in higher humor.

...

I think you're completely missing the point if you think I care about the specifics of a half-decade old bet you have with someone else that I haven't talked to since.

I was just pointing out the public humiliation that is your continued existence with some of the most obvious examples.

tbh only the highest forms of humour are worth using, everything else is low-tier garbage for the simple minded

sarcasm is exempted because it's my waifu

Your waifu is shit.
I didn't read the rest of your post.

It's definitely a show about nothing.

See I know because I watched like five episodes.

I don't think we have lost anything in culture.

hmmm... :thinkin:

woah a 100$ doughnut

Most don't appreciate simple things like puns.
They aren't for wit.
Just for fun.

Care to elaborate? Like, I'm being mocked by a group of people with the worst bloody fetishes ( SORRY CUPS) and the least social contribution? That supposed to make me feel bad or anything?

I'm not sure pointing out how pathetic the people you somehow manage to be even more pathetic than is really helping your case here.

I can show you how to reach them.

I'm not sure if I get charged for international calls.

goodnight animus

I don't enjoy fun.

night fgt

See this island here?
That's fun island.
I sit there alone.

It's a pretty standard cost.

More like, what base do you have to judge anyone while standing on thin ice yourself?
Thats my kind of play, since when did you gits adopt it?

Knowledge demands sacrifice.

Like a quarter?

There's no thin ice here, only a hierarchy with you on the bottom.

*snuggles* ♥
nini

See this garbage pile? That's actual garbage. I eat it.

Jack, give dangandingdong folder.

...

Finally visiting your one true love, I see.

If there is any hierarchy here I'm pretty sure the bottom is already well occupied

But then I would have a Swedish flag.

I love trash.

Vylee doesn't live in Sweden, silly.

I tend to keep my trash in bags.

...

Its a bullshit folder with like 30 images so far only tho. Working on more, will send when done

Isn't Vylee the one who's knuckles deep in Lukas conceptual craw?

...

I spread it all over the floor and put it in piles.

How pure.

Perfect.


Stop saying these repulsive things.

A Mexican dude with a dick trying to be a lesbian with a 250 pound Canadian man that's a lesbian.

Only in Holla Forums is this possible.

Are you dating Mordin or is this memery

I'm pretty sure that's just the internet in general.

You should try to win Luka over into accepting he's a guy since he's your type.

I was playing along since you were meming first.

Fair enough

I am like, nowhere near his type.

Test x Darwin is OTP.

☺ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ

I mean, Test is short enough...

Please don't make jokes at my expense.

Just pretend to be a lesbian like Lucy and Licky did and he seems fine with that.

You fucks won't respect my species.
Why would I attempt to show you my real gender as well?

Hah. Gay.

yuri iz pur ~

tfw your shitty pull request was accepted

daily reminder that why is neru

You must have very long days in Australia.

eetsa new day but it all feels old

*pulls*

nuu day go nana whn becam old day

It's like- mid day or something for him.

fixing merge conflicts is your rsponsbilitlity though

I'm saying there's long gaps between the "daily" reminders.

Unfortunately he was born half retarded.

This post was yesterday for me

I suggest cycling through new days until you find a fresh one.

Nigger I'm in your time zone

Daily reminder that I'm still around and horsefuckers had to migrate

Surely not. Didn't you live like 2 hours or something behind me? or was that someone else.

We are kind of due for a major exodus anyway.

ctrl - f all the merges conflicts and auto correct the typos

atleast half retarded is better than full retarded

Yeah, but is being pretend retarded any better?

You're never supposed to go full retard.

I live in melbourne
Fucking almost directly south of you

We're not too poor for daylight savings is all

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Nice.

It all mathers on the last laugh

And you migrated with us.

Wait, why is this not giving me a weeaboo flag?

shhhh
just let him have his thing

I keep an eye on you


ALL

That tiny little city down in the south?

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Get good.


The true warden keeping us confined here.

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Real talk
What do you think of that new tank
Any of ya tried it out on PTR yet?

She basically just has other champs kits, but tweeked. She can cover a wide range of shit the others cover, but not quite as effectively I would think.

For a second I was excited because I thought jack was talking about War thunder or World of Tanks. Then it turns out it's just Overwatch.

Not enough to get a good feel. But if I were to judge it based on what's on paper it seems OP, a tank that provides slightly less protection and initiation than Rein while providing long-range high damage spam simply not available to other tanks and having stupidly high survivability.

I think it's time to call it a night.

Good night.

How much health she has
Is it a bastion/reinhardt/zarya/ chimera?


Sounds like a job for TRACER and REAPER and PHARAH although the shield might back that out with a good team which you'll never ever have

Test, I'm here for your soul. I am not joking.

Pharah is probably the best bet. She can't angle her shield upwards at all. She's the only tank capable of doing significant damage to Pharah unless you count a Roadhog magically hooking her, though. That's the problem, she's a tank designed to get behind her cover and shoot assloads of damage into the enemy team, but if those pesky DPS heroes get too close she can take half damage for five seconds. Less than half damage really, because half her health bar is armor. Like I said, seems a bit OP, not sure about a tank that provides a lot of protection, a lot of damage, and a lot of enemy displacement.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It shows the right one in /int/

And is hard to kill.


*Quivers*


I've beefed up our security. We're firing on all cylinders. I'm tracing your IP as we speak.

Really sounds and looks like a flanker job
I think they nailed the balance with that one but I guess we'll see
Other than pharah a bad team could also be the end of her since the shield, the ult, and the shift doesn't really worth shit alone
R.I.P.

We'll have to see when she's really released and we see her in absolutely every game and people figure out how to play her and play against her.

Korean jewtube adds are fucked up


Try her out in PTR. She has pretty considerable damage
Anyway I'm out and I leave with class.
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Later.

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Adios, Jackal.

Classy. Eloquent. A true gentleman

He's a true lady.

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Good night.

I wonder why Doots didn't whiteknight Alice.

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bye


:(

bye


:(

1,500 lashes with the mouth

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Nice to finally meet you!

balls

Can't quit the game we're in.

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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

Sorry about all of this, I'm just sparring with Jack.

tut tut at all of you for your foolishness

sit on my face daddy

what did he mean by this

He wants to EAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dios mio

with a lisp on the S

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Uh, Jack thinks he's going to kill me? lmao

In the incredibly unlikely event that I somehow die in my sleep, I'd like to give all of my remaining fucks to Scanner, Ban-Chan, and Scoot.

Oh wait... I don't have any left.

Zach kissed me.

And I liked it.

I grow weary of this trifling, paranoid bullshit.

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I am kissing you

N-No, stop...

You will turn me gay.

you get off so quickly

🇹🇷🇦🇳🇳🇾 🇨🇴🇨🇰

It's like 3 times the size of yours you cuck

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Gang Aft Agley: Sparring, remember?
Spicer: Not in my world fam its black white
Spicer: And now I'm out
Spicer: Somebody sent you to me today
Spicer: For a reason.
Spicer: And I'll understand why.
Spicer: Until then, Spooks

Your options are God, Satan, or void denizens. I don't have anything to do with Alice, I'm not loved by anyone here, and I'm basically a failed Hanz.

thatis not how to eat pastry

welp those were some spicy mindbullets but ya boi is immune

How about this?

Tavistock.

sorry test im bringing tha heaat

I accidentally ate a whole paper again

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I hate when I eat paper tbh

what happened with jack?

So you're the dog i've heard about.

I laughed at him earlier because it amused me then he left

wow rude Iam not some dog

wOW, NERU IS PLANTKIN, YOU BIGOT

now would have been a better time for the daily neru reminder but I thought I'd be asleep by now so I fired it off early
Damn it

amused... you got pleasure from something he did. perhaps he planned that.

Tbh, I'd imagine neru as a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

But I was laughing at the status of laughing stock he's had for like 6+ years now

he enjoys the long game. spicer is never too far behind in his next plot. but animus is where he tries to be himself. he is active elsewhere.

soon, they'll all come to fear Jack Spicer.

what the heck is a daily neru

yeah no

oh yea, that

BOTH SPICER AND NERU ARE BRAIN DEAD.

Then why are you eating paper?


Why food?

Neru is a gift from god don't bully him

I'm not sure dogs eat paper, Ruse.

But all the kids in school complained about some mutt eating their homework.

Maybe you should have stopped eating their papers, then

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I'm hungry for knowledge.

It's not really the food per say but more what it stands for.

Neru is a gift from God. So we MUST bully them to death.

don't bully god-chan

Americans who don't have proper jam?

I was localising it for them.

What does it represent? I'm quite fond of peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, but it has been a while since i've had peanut butter outside of baking, longer still for jam, jelly or preserves.


Squiddy, what has you so weird right meow?

What am I doing that's weird?

Maybe nothing. Maybe i'm just tired. Tell me a goodnight story.

It's like... Friendly nonsense in a fun way. You can be the most businessy business man on earth but when you eat a colourfull pb&j sandwich, you know there's some joy.

It's hard to explain...

But

GOD IS DEAD

This is probably the result of observing me able to interact freely and casually in a thread that isn't solved into three cliques, two of which I'm dispised by and the third I'm mostly disliked by and disregarded at the very lease.

Neru brings colour to a grey place, if that makes more sense. Atleast when she is in the mood to.

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Sunshine in an empty place.
Rhythm of the night is the song, alternatively the more known Of the night by Bastille.

Oh, so something that takes you back to your childhood, or creates a warm feeling inside of you whenever you indulge yourself. I'm not sure i have something like that... maybe this cranberry salad dish my mom would make for thanksgiving every year, then when she was no longer able, passed on the recipe and i made it for her.

But really, i'm not sure. I'm always chipper when i'm baking or cooking because it's just fun, and i'm usually cooking for someone else. Baking is my joy most of the time because i have a healthy sweet tooth~


You just seemed defensive at my joking remark with a common colloquialism in these parts when it wasn't even directed at you. I'm not familiar with this user, but if i did harm then i apologize. T'was all in jest.

What kind of things do you bake?

What?
No
The don't bully comments were directed at scoots
The comments linked to you were just random mindless comments

rus pls

Boypussy Snickerdoodles

SNICEKRDOODLES

Squid, thanks for reminding me, I need to revisit /yaoi/

Cakes, cookies, muffins, hearty dishes ranging from roast to pastas. I'm still growing and picking up recipes here and there. I attempted my hand at a Japanese cheesecake a few days ago without the proper baking pan, so it was already off to a great start. My whites came out more like partially melted ice cream and i forgot to add the cream of tartar to fix that (some yolk made it into my whites). Sadly, it came out more like a custard than a cheese cake, but for the bit that was fluffed it tasted like what i imagined a well made one would taste like. Next time will be different!

And yes, i think the best two things i have made would have to be white chocolate filled snickerdoodles and caramel chocolate cookie squares.


Ugh, embarrassing. This is why i need sleep, but i feel like maybe making some coffee and staying up.

How that sounds absolutely delicious. I have never talked to someone so keen in baking. Are you new to these parts?

no prob bro, I know you need to admit your true nature occasionally

s t a y u p

I'm just alright and have leagues to go before i would consider myself adequate.

I'd say so. I popped in once or twice, befriended Cup, lurked, stopped and then just decided to post this morning for no real reason in particular.


Such a bad influence. You just want more late night ramblings.

I miss the days of the late night ruse and squid calls

such good times

Well it's really nice to meet you.
Sadly I'm not much of a baker myself so I can't really share any stories back about it.

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