It's good to be back in the city

...

Did you get 2 copies?

Yeah

ps4 games aren't region locked right?

physical ones

...

Goggles has bad taste in everything

...

I am not sure.
You should send me one though.

Also Grim trim your goddamn fingernails

Same.

What up Comrade?

...

I was going to this morning but I was in a rush

pls

I think I'm gonna send it to my gf :L

Trolls was not a good movie.

...

Grim, please.
I'm a boy.

Tee hee.

Do it NOW.

amazon.com/dp/B009WUA658/

I feel incredibly lethargic today. I just wanna lie here until I'm just dusty bones.

Hi.

Sweet tea.
Comics/fashion articles.
Fleetwood Mac
Goofin' off.
This is a prescription administered by Dr.Doot

Nice.

LATER.

You're a grown ass man.

K E G

squash is an ass man

Rolled 3 (1d12)
leggo

A donkey is not a dog so you're wrong

Rolled 7 (1d12)
dos

Tfw not enough of a man for grim

Rolled 12 (1d12)
tres

Literally shitting my Pampers in anger.

Not bad, not bad.

?

time to get the power washer

hi Ioco

tfw no anime to watch

Change them.

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America please stop measuring things in cups

This is disgusting

Hiyan.

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I've had that Tom Tom Club song stuck in my head since I sent it to you yesterday. >__<

Beef up, Beebo. Just eat protein powder by the spoonful for a month!

It is pretty catchy. You should put it on. Again.

200g is any better?

dance.exe

Dansen

Rolled 3, 2, 12 = 17 (3d12)
twelve grills? here we go.

...

All hail your new Dice Overlord, who got the best girls.

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That would just make me a fat babby

I think I should age myself by alcohol abuse like Hank Williams

Rolled 11 (1d20)I roll to become a pretty girl and that Sabrina will take my hand and take me to a magical kingdom where she'll feed me grapes and adorn me in lavish garments.

...

Rolled 17 (1d20)I roll to die

Rolled 16 (1d20)Go away, Bebop.

Rolled 14 (1d20)No u

Rolled 1 (1d20)
I contest your roll.

And you.

And you.>

Plus you, faggot.

Bebop y u lik this

OH GOD I'M A FAILURE

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Rolled 16 (1d20)
I roll to make you squirt.

YOU FUCKING SUCK TOO, CUNT!

You sucked first.

Rolled 1 (1d20)
I contest.

You squirt uncontrollably.

I roll to lap it up.

WHAT THE FUCK
THESE DICE ARE BUGGED.

Fuck off, you infected me with your suckness.

Rolled 18, 2, 4, 13, 1, 1, 13, 5, 18, 5, 4, 12, 15, 12, 8, 13, 3, 9, 4, 9, 3, 14, 14, 6, 6, 5, 11, 12, 16, 10, 20, 14, 11, 3, 7, 12, 4, 19, 16, 1, 4, 19, 13, 19, 11, 20, 11, 13, 9, 14, 1, 11, 8, 15, 16, 14, 19, 7, 5, 14, 16, 5, 8, 7, 8, 14, 18, 11, 13, 14, 12, 16, 13, 4, 14, 3, 4, 4, 15, 13, 18, 15, 3, 6, 9, 19, 20, 7, 5, 5, 1, 1, 9, 8, 7, 16, 2, 4, 7, 14, 18, 19, 9, 10, 3, 2, 12, 6, 6, 6, 18, 4, 1, 1, 10, 9, 19, 9, 16, 3, 13, 17, 4, 1, 5, 10, 17, 6, 14, 3, 19, 11, 2, 7, 20, 4, 9, 12, 10, 15, 17, 8, 19, 17, 8, 8, 6, 6, 16, 2, 9, 9, 19, 12, 10, 3, 2, 7, 9, 16, 10, 7, 6, 11, 14, 6, 14, 3, 17, 3, 18, 14, 10, 16, 11, 17, 4, 17, 3, 20, 19, 12, 8, 17, 4, 17, 20, 5, 3, 9, 20, 12, 15, 6, 3, 9, 12, 16, 11, 8 = 2034 (200d20)

Rolled 5, 10, 19, 10, 2, 16, 18, 17, 8, 16, 19, 4, 16, 5, 20, 7, 10, 17, 11, 11, 18, 4, 12, 15, 4, 5, 12, 20, 4, 6, 19, 8, 16, 17, 17, 17, 13, 14, 13, 20, 10, 12, 4, 5, 16, 4, 12, 6, 20, 3, 17, 17, 6, 9, 11, 10, 13, 2, 9, 16, 8, 8, 3, 3, 5, 20, 20, 17, 14, 13, 17, 3, 4, 1, 8, 20, 4, 20, 6, 3, 2, 3, 20, 8, 11, 11, 18, 3, 13, 7, 18, 20, 14, 1, 3, 18, 1, 2, 14, 14, 14, 11, 16, 18, 11, 4, 18, 15, 3, 4, 18, 5, 6, 17, 13, 16, 7, 10, 19, 20, 16, 16, 19, 9, 17, 2, 7, 17, 3, 1, 11, 17, 11, 6, 15, 2, 10, 13, 16, 12, 16, 13, 17, 1, 10, 9, 17, 17, 19, 15, 16, 15, 11, 15, 4, 8, 16, 10, 4, 19, 10, 14, 15, 20, 20, 10, 2, 9, 2, 17, 1, 17, 10, 18, 18, 19, 6, 15, 15, 5, 9, 11, 19, 20, 5, 2, 7, 20, 11, 11, 18, 20, 4, 13, 20, 4, 2, 2, 13, 4 = 2270 (200d20)

What were the chances of those consecutive failures?

Wow

That synched up perfectly with the song for about ten measures and I couldn't stop staring.

Stay smol and come lesbian farm with me, then.

Grapes are bad for dogs, though! ;__;

GROSS

1/20

You roll, see if you get a 1 on a d20.

I would eat anything should you be the one feeding me.

yung grim
so happy

But twice in a row!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

... bully. ;w;

that shit cray
im hongrey!!!!

Comfy saturday

...

Yep, one of those days

Rolled 4 (1d20)
Don't cry, just accept that you suck.

Eh, at least it's not a 1

COMFY

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Why I didn't start using my monitor next to me that I play my PS4 on as a second screen for my laptop sooner, I'll never know

You'll get Blue Buffalo Chow for Indoor Doggos!

Scoot! Have a succulent Chinese meal!

ur dum is why

...

Guess what?

This pleases me.

You're being haunted by the ghost of Jonathan Winters?

*pet*

Goddamn fuck my cookies are rising

Fucking americans

I do the farming you do the cooking. This shit is stupid.

NO ITS CHINESE NIGHT!!!!!!!

Beebo, are the cookies not good? :(

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

We're takin' my grandma out for catfish tonight.

Rolled 10 (1d20)I'm getting a takeaway.
Rolling on how delicious it will be, or at least, hope to be.

OOOOM NOM NOM
RETELL ME
WHAT IS WITH THE CATFISH... LIKE WHAT ARE THE SIDES? DEEPFRIED SOMETHINGS?

Okra and Mac and Cheese

Did you do good? I can't tell!

Deep fried catfish with deep fried fries and deep fried hushpuppies. Gonna have to run a mile or two to work it off, but it's deliciouso!

do I peg this fucker in the head, hand, or just ignore him

Mediocre.
Like... half good, half bad. Pretty ok.

is it just okra or is it gumbo

All of the southern things

Dang. Guess you'll need some salt and pepper packets.

okra is gross by itself but gumbo is delicious

also hi ian

Can't say I've ever tried Okra, actually

Sup faygo?

finally got my shitty car working, my dude
I got it insured but im kinda stumped on how im sposed to get it registered and inspected
I need to put 100 miles on the battery before the thing will read it but if I drive im gonna get a fucking ticket

Should've got garlic dip, damn.
I got ice cream though.

Just drive to the country and drive in a circle for a while.

the country in new york? I already live upstate squish
i know all the local cops but the state troopers will take turns fucking me in the mouth if they see me old inspection sticker
they're color coded so these fucks will be able to spot this one is expired from a mile away

I think I made a mistake in substituting baking powder for baking soda. I think I can salvage it though. Pray for me.

i got the chow mein
you should also add sweet tea

Loco, you are useless at cooking.

Loco, you're useless.

...

...

Blast mud all over the plate.

Nice! You know how to drive and shit? Also you need to go to the DMV foo

Jack, you're racist as hell, but shit I love the memes.

I am learning

I will be a good wife some day

...

Looking for wife to be who can kind of cook.

I like to crawl under my desk and hug my legs and rock back and forth while saying everything is going to be okay from time to time.

The picture made them look massive.

I crawl under my bosses desk when I need to cope, but I do other things.

...

I think I can cook

I crawl under my desk to show my kids how to stay hidden during a safety drill

...

You are just setting yourself up for all kinds of ridicule with that.

Is that a good or bad thing?

Bet you do... with your cock

...

The best deals they got are the buy one get one free whopper. Those save you $4 (in my area)

but how? all I see are stupid quips like
that one.

In case of imminent deportation, hide here.

Why would they need to hide

In case of a school shooter-esque situation.

"Shooter"

IM CUMMIN

...

Off to bed, nini.

knee knee

This disgusts me on every emotional level.

Jack u here

...

...

...

Poor Bep. Now I wanna mail you some cookies.

Maybe I will!
I probably will.

Ice cream dip!

...

Sinful

I had a good batch in the oven and I got caught up watching that Alex Jones video again and now they're a little burned.

It's okay though. I'll freeze the rest of the dough.

Why deny yourself the delicious pleasures of life.
I wish I had some bepis

It's not getting funny.

Orgasm denial

Purity.

Not for you maybe.

Are they coco chip? :3

Is that slang for "Loco Juice"?

Okay.

I brought my dog to the apartment today, she's getting used to the new environment well.

...No... Pepsi... What...

What? I didn't say anything.

Want to do ranked?

Fuck it.

Choco chip. Regular and even some white chocolate.

Also what's that about me making juice? None of my trees have given fruit yet sabs. You know that.

Jack help

No.

...

...

Jack exterminate this periscope.tv/w/1lPJqZZbvDNxb

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Thirsty for my magnum dong again, huh?

Bep, what kinda juice do you like?

I don't understand.

u need a CHILL PILL BUDDY

...

I need release.

I don't usually drink it because water is the best.

But grape/peach is nice. Orange too, for breakfast. Cranberry is nostalgic because I always drank it growing up. And pomegranate if I want to taste the homeland without the hassle of eating the fruit itself.

Death counts.

go outside on all fours and pee on a tree

wtf

DEPORT

Be a bitch and I'll avatar as that image of Asreal getting railed.

Already did.

Pom juice would be purdy good right now, tbh. But yeah, I mostly drink water too. But I've been drinking coffee a lot more lately. The jerb.

Also loco juice is good I hear but I wouldn't know myself personally hahaha

You're already doing that every time you see me.

...

Truly horrifying.

...

I like coffee. And by that I mean if I don't drink it I get a headache.

It's also nice as a change from water. Ice coffee in summer is a godsend.

...

Get out of my country 🔫

i JUST PAID FOR THIS...

downloadfestival.co.uk/lineup/poster

pretty hype.

And no. I do not want fruit juice from loco's trees

I'm here to steal your jerb and wimminz fair 'n' square.

When Scoots keeps sneaking into your garden to lick your tree trunks

Whereabouts in the country are you

Wanna meet

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Tenerife, so not really in the country.

Scoob, that looks like a fun show!

Iced coffee's pretty good! I need to start making it at home. I could freeze some coffee into cubes the night before, then just stir in the cream and drop them icies in my morning mug.

Tenerife like a real tourist

There's probably more Britons in here than in the UK.

I can believe that.

needs more loco nudes

you are.

Wait..
...I'm thirsty for my own dong?

Gross. Have fun with your volcanoes and disgusting english people.

I just make up a bottle of the stuff and keep it in the fridge.

We did a promotion over Christmas with a company doing iced coffee. In November. In Ireland. We ended up having the throw the stuff out. Fuckers didn't even put cream in it. Just literally cold coffee in bottles.

You have to wonder sometimes, about people. If they're not all retards.

Not too hard to spot.
I've heard only horrible Welsh accent so far, like one taken to chav levels.

no, for this fucking cock.

I was in Benidorm once

Almost fucking killed myself.

Too bad they're not too active.
Well, at least it isn't Turkey.

SPANISH SD

Hola.

Are you on vakantie?

I'm not gay. I only thirst for hot ladies. Sorry.

Most people are not firing on cylinders, but I try to be understanding. I think most of them have just checked out or gone to lunch.

It'll be okay I guess.

Yeah, but I'm pretty tired so sleep soon.

Aerosmith sticks out big time. lol

SOAD, ADTR, heh Fozzy are there again. DOWNLOAD IS JERICHOI!!!!!!!1

it'll be good times.

Also, my boys Biffy headlining

I ain't heard of Fozzy. What do they play, Doobab?

I'm like that a lot IRL, admittedly. But I'm an artiste. I'm allowed to space out and miss my bus stop.

...

Their lead singer is Chris Jericho... The WWE/WCW/WWF wrestler....

Sleep smug, snug!

Not sure about smug, but snug yes.

Oh I derped!

Sleep snug, smug! :3

Still the same answer!

There's a difference between being absent-minded and being willfully ignorant.

Oh, neat. I bet they put on a fun show!

No one expects the Spanish SD.

*pat*

Empty!

Theyve done this festival so many years in a row... HE ALWAYS GETS "INJURED" THIS TIME OF YEAR... AND THEN AFTERWARDS "REAPPEARS"

Hello there! What are you up too?

It just happened by accident.

I'll show you a pat.

Why are you mooshin' my face?!!!

I wanna sqooosh it!

my face wont stop itchy. am i disease?

Just shower and exfoliate

Uh huh. I already knew it was happening. It was no accident.

Watching civil unrest unfold!

periscope.tv/w/1YqJDXXkwgYJV

The ME (riot police) are about to join the fun.

Also my shit is update =w=

Why are you at Loco's?

We'll miss you!

Don't lie lol

...

I want his figures.

Sounds great

Feku has figures?

i just showered and rubbed my face real good

i dont want to give you a reason 2 mourn. i will survive and protect ur smile

I didn't, it was the other me.
All a horrific trap for me.

Smallish vacation with family as per the usual every year.

do you have figs?

can i have your weeb stuff?

oh nice :3

Been here for a few days and almost burnt my skin already.

Yes

..and no

time to fight king kong lads, wish me luck

i have no weeb stufufs

hah tall white men are closer 2 the sun so they burn faster

Isn't it so pleasant?

Sounds like fun to me, I'm just sitting around relaxing talking to my sister.

Uh huh, sure it was don't lie to me, I know it was you, how is Spain?

Youuu sound like you're mad with your coworkers.

Makes me want to offer a shoulder rub and ask if you want to talk about it.

Whoa these drums are heavenly

Can I have you instead? :3
jk

Not nice.

;_;
*pat*
Buy cute girls.

Oh that's relaxing. I'm waiting to see the turks getting dispersed.

That's why they call me Icarus.

Nope, it was the evil me.
Still trying to make sense of the nearby areas and what's where.
Dirt cheap though.

Sounds like generic American Football math rock

Jazz/rock trios, my friend

Why must you shit on everything when we're just talking about something enjoyable?

...

Well, I'll get back home quite soon to cool it all down in the lovely -10C.

which ones should i buyd?

i only know about that one icarus from nintendo. unless ur referencing that youre an angel idk what you mean

It's too cold bring me some sun!

Icarus is the name of a satellite that fell into the sun and blew up in the 90s

Scooooooooooot
I done been squoooooooooooshed

Hm? Naw, I'm fine with my coworkers. I'm just confused by people who want to boycott Beauty and the Beast 'cause a gay character and not because it teaches young women to forgive, stay with, and try to "save" their abusers.

It's just a dumb movie. See it or don't . Who cares? Just don't act self-righteous about it.

I'm not a lesbian. I'm a fat man with testosterone speedin' through my veins!

Guy flew too high and burnt his wings, I thought this was common knowledge.

But it's comfier that way.

...

Are the other two guys not bummed out that the guitarist gets the band name?

Oh... What?

I'm still a hermit I don't know about the beauty and the beast. Was the beast abusive? I thought Gaston was the abuser in that movie.

I'm comfy in a T-shirt sipping on an iced coke!

Screw the turks, go whatever is driving them out!

As long as it's dirt cheap all is well, I hope you're enjoying it. :D

Probably not if he started the trio

but my doner

That's not comfy, needs more of a cabin in the snowy mountains and sweaters, also a fireplace.

what are you trying to say? white people are fallen angles?

just a t-shirt :3

I like summer

Yus

...

I can make you some Doner, cheaper too, all I'd need is a down payment of £10,000 before I start.

.///.
btw coke is unhealthy

I don't have money

I just want grub

What if it's mixed up with lolis

Delet my cock.

Gaston is a pompous ass. The Beast imprisons Belle with the understanding that he'll kill her and her father if she tries to leave, but she stays because she can change him!

I mean, I like the movie. The music's nice and the animation is fun. But if you're going to look for a reason to boycott the live action version, I think a boy character who likes other boy characters is the stupidest reason you can find.

theres no way that can be bad?

fite me

Bed time, g'night.
Stay out of my room, Loco.

It's enjoyable, but I need to get to hiking.

He wasn't an angel.

Lies, I recall you were waiting eagerly for colder times last summer as that and your PC was killing you with heat.

Well I'll make you some for free, but every installment of doner after the free one, you'll have to pay me.

Fite for air after I shove my enormous penis down your throat.

you will.

... I still don't get it. You're saying people are mad one of the characters is gay.

?

Is this a Trumpets thing? I genuinely don't understand.

THIS CAPITALISM

REVOTL

I have a short memory.

Is good

No revolting! I just want to make a small amount of money on the side... I'm poor after all, this is my only way to catch a break!

Sleep well SD!

usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2017/03/04/russia-beauty-and-beast-ban-due-over-gay-character-lefoux/98743116/

""If I can't sit through a movie with God or Jesus sitting by me, then we have no business showing it."

He thinks his imaginary friend won't sit through the movie with him.

I will what? Knock your tonsils around like golf balls with my giant wang?

Just as planned.

I will have my revenge. One day you'll let your guard down, and then SQUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

:-|

Become a comfy hikiNEET.

That last line. That's amazing. How can anyone be upset at that.

Also, I take Jesús to go see gay movies all the time. He loves it. This guy is just a sourpuss.

A sacrifice I am willing to make.
You think I wanted this?
I am doing this for Stalin-senpai

Teach me how to do that, please!

Close door
profit

And not to get all spiritual but if you hate gays you're not a Christian. Churches aren't religion. Fuckers like Smiles deserve to be shot.

I'm boycotting you because you want my wiener.

Bestialisty is fine. Just no guy grindin'!

Another fanatic. I feel like this war will rage forever.

Done.

I don't see the profit though.

ok

Wait 1000 days

*grinds against you*

Doesn't it feel good to do things you know will piss off conservatives

I think its a little edgy and stupid to say you have to be "hur hur hur all loving" just to fit into a religion. Typical edgy rhetoric by atheist cuck, loco.

Mmmmmmmmph, hell yeah. If anything, we should be trying to make this gayer.

Yeah, well you better deal with it.

...

niggers, the lot of you

I'm gonna squoosh jihad your ass to white town.

I'll get my biker shorts and net shirt.

I see we meet again, Smiley.

I don't can't wait that long...

You'll automatically turn into a Kanna.

I meant I can't wait that long, fudge I messed up.

why not?

ilu guys

I gotta take grandma to dinner now. Have fun!

no. you.

Umm, it's too long of a time period where I'm not making profit..?

Keep safe♥

Hmh!

But next year I will be taking a year out and relaxing like a NEET. So I guess I have to wait, that long.

Bye. ♥

Tfw you take a year off to be a neet and then it's over and you take another year off

dedication in the things you do in life is good

Loco is #1 waster

I envy your ability to take off so much for free time.

Its fine, all loco is good for is a a crappy independant store job.

Oh that's good. No work in between?

NEETs are pretty disgusting.

Umm, unsure yet!

Scoots. Look at my coin trick.

But... Your hands... Dont... move, where, how does?

It is magic trick.

Trully amaze

you can be my slave for a while.

George told me to call him to wake him up, but his number seems to be disconnected...

...

Hmm, well that's a nice offer and all, but I think I'll respectfully decline at this moment in time.

Squash have you and George messed around before?

*PoE: The Fall of Oriath
pathofexile.com/oriath

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i promise it wont be intensive. you can just lay around

Will you actually acknowledge me and not fake filter me like you always are?

Filter him. :3

We're talking rn aren't we?

Hmm, now you're making it sound more tempting.

There are so many anons.
I can't possibly keep track of you all.

i love my victims limp as i pump them up

Woah, what was that? Victims, I think I'll just carry on blissfully ignorant of your offer now.

Wow you give me as much sass as Mordin

i mean my precious muffins

That's what I thought.

i just wanna squeeze them and fill em up with cream

Squash. Stop.

chunchunmaru

WHO IS IT

Where are you going with this?

...

how else would you treat amuffin

Theyre putting sperm in the water and turnin the fags user

I don't know! I'm not much of a muffin person!

...

That was hardly sass

pls no crash firefox

stop crashing everything ;_;

Thread!

OH MY GOD

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