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Yuri love
Yuri life

my think?

you dont understand? sorry english might be bad im not my first language

you
re a cute gaijin

Technically IKT is a gaijin

new banners coming in
tfw

you baka gaijin me no

wat kind

the shiny kind.

are dey good weeb ones? or is it a shit

It's animated and tasteful.

gaijin

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balls of steel

reuters.com/article/us-australia-power-tesla-idUSKBN16H0RL

what the SHIT

BUT THAT IS SOCIALISM

he was probably planning 2 do it for free anyways for publicity n shit but the way he presents it makes it more interesting. its a win win 4 him

hi grim-chan, scoots, new guy and long dong

sup

its quiet tn

yeah what the hell happened. it's bumming me out how dead it is

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People are out and about ma boi

I will be too tomm

oh? what's going down?

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bed soon?

going back to parents for the weekend and maybe the week if my higher ups approve my time off

might take em all out to eat

nice avvy btw way

Getting comfy settle in staff bed

Soon
When i start dropping the phone ill 💤

oh that's cool. when's the last time you've seen mommy and daddy?

and thanks like colbert gave it to me ages ago

i recently moved the rest of my folders over to this laptop

dude wat go to slep fahdasjdag

Hi!

hey sox bro

you're that spammer sox bro right?

Allegedly. Have we met?

Reading history tires and provides interesting dreams

it's sad when you appreciate sci-esque posters

i do not know if while i had a name on or not as i usually do not remember much

why in the world would you read history on a friday night

I'm not Sci's flavor. I'm a totally different brand of thoughtform, tbh.

how do you feel about wilco

Scoot, listen to this song while you read about history so you'll have a dream about having a dance party with Napoleon, Moctezuma, Cleopatra, and Themistocles.

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1) i am at work
2) i from nd history fascinating
3) squirrel

Thermistocles and cleo the main peeps there fam
:3

maybe 2 weeks?
3weeks?
idr but they miss me lots so im goin

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you're at work?

i figured you were like laying in bed half asleep

aww that's cute

baby steps, right?

My boundless love and admiration for you goes without saying! ♥

That giraffe's name is Beans.

That song trippy man

I guess so.
I was thinking originally of just not communicating with them at all once I left but they really softened up as the date to move came by so eh

that came off extremely sarcastic sabrina

What does they like? Does they like ice cream?

i donno like maybe have a day that you talk

sundays are usually good for family bullshit

that's what i do

they call me 2x a week lol

i would have expected way more tbh

wait so you have a roommate now right?

what's that all about

It was probably the image I used. Let's try a more sincere character.

I love you, and I hope you're having a fantastic night!

They prefer frozered yogurt.

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I ain't clickin' dat shyeet. ♥

goddamn i think that it's that you're so nice and i can't not interpret niceness as being sarcastic

it's a thing

Ive never had frozen yogurt... is it good? Owo

every bite feels like youre gettin stabbed

why is the spoiler image that

it better be a good story or imma bout to be triggered

Develop your own narrative. It will be better than the truth.

If someone gave you a hug, would you feel for your wallet afterward?

Yeah, it's pretty good, but only if you get toppings on it.

Also, you gotta be careful not to get cursed frogurt.

Its christina

it's cool to blog if the thread is slow and you're drinking right?

so i bought ben and jerrys today for the first time ever believe it or not

i got half baked cause like i was going to eat it tomorrow when i'm all hungover and really high lmao haha

Wisdom.

Oh boiiii

cuuuuuursed froyo?? Tell me the binding words??????

i donno like it's just some scribbles bruv

if a stranger randomly did, yes

and that is the correct reaction

i guess it has to do with working in customer service and the game IS being fake nice

yo who dat be

Chocolate Fudge Brownie B&J's is my jam!

Coomalahdah!

Scribble your DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i knew i wanted some b&js cause i was thinking about it the other night and that was the first label i read

was like, i like all of those things, lets do this thing

you've been so mean lately ;;

Sabrina, give nuzzles.

fuck yes you are.

I'm home.

odd gay cyber timing etc

k k

Test after the hormones

KALI MA!!!!!!!!

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I don't even talk to Ban that much.

like this isn't even that much of a joke question

does test have any plans to transition?

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pure coincidence

Who are you ?

yeah we're dating now

he seems nice enough

we dated for a day

Hella plans

A secret wrapped in an enigma sunken in beer.

Yes I'm doing it right now.

you should talk more he seems nice

whoa dude

congrats?

DONT SPREAD UNCONFIRMED RUMOUURSS

I was a Blue Bell gal my whole life until their stuff was recalled. I gave Ben and Jerry's a chance and it's sooooo much better. Plus it's made with real cream, so it doesn't taste like crusty milk ice if you refreeze it and enjoy the next day. I have to do that 'cause it's so rich I can only eat three or four spoonfuls at a time.

When I get done nuzzlin' you, your face is gonna look like someone took a belt sander to it!

Espresso patronum!

yo you too pounced hella hard

i like it

two*
motherfucker

thank you

oh okay

tru

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Good to see you again! I'm no longer KOS. Thanks for responding on steam.

make me

Nespresso petroleum jelly this dick

Wassup nerd

I'mma get my sabs beater out then.

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it's so expensive and like i've always been a quantity over quality type of guy but i feel like i'm in for a treat for sure

what's up bro

thread is lit now tp

Delet

playin a game

wbu

it's hard to think of something to reply to three letters with

except like sup

Swimming in piss.

Yo your memorial was pretty choice.

fam suh lit tbh

I wish Budweiser sponsored Bear Grylls.

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You still seem scared. Do not be afraid. What you did was right. When cornered, one must fight.

yeah it was only like 8 normal time

yo dude we don't got beef, right?

if so we need a squash plan

listening to outkast all blazed, happy that the thread is more than like 3 people

lit is such a stupid re-use

Sounds gross.

Not the joke but okay

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I don't have beef with you.

You seemed to think I was mad at you because I said I don't want to make Ban a mod.

Stop.

lol cool, like i had like scattered memories as usual and one of the few things i remembered was that i thought you were flipping out at me or something

good times

Test has the cutest, most womanly beard.

*Crinkles*

I don't get it.

Scro is good

kyle with midnight shade is best kyle

Bear Grylls drinks piss.

isn't that like a gucci mane term?

not even sure what that means

or

brrrrr

Ban Squash.

honestly though he kinda deserves it for deserting the board that time

going over fb pics and this scrawny kid I went to HS with is now a decorated marine

god bless

B-ban me, Test.
I've been a naughty doggy.

post stalker before and after

did you two really bone

or is that like just a meme?

Alice? How did you get in there?

before

You wanna drink piss.

Its a mix between Scrotum and Bro

chill dude

@Test

and after

lmao its ok he doesn't browse 8ch

I know mindbreak when I see it.

My kitty lost a tooth. I just noticed when I was petting her and she mewed at me. Poor baby. ;__;

How's your kitty?

How's life?

Me too usually, but I can make B&J's last a while.

How many times have you choked on that thing?

Nah

Alright, I suppose.
Grandpa passed and I took the week off.
Moving to Alabama soon.

never. I'm not you.

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but it could just be short for scrotum?

i was going to do some ironic opposite reaction to both pics

but holy shit he definitely fixed himself

besides being in the military

he looked like he could have gotten the same babe programming and shit

it won't last an hour

i've had two shamrock shakes this week

been fiending

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No time for vacation.

yeah, my other friend is in the hilary administration and another one is a product manager at rolls royce

Ayyyyyyy

lmao

didn't realize there was one lol

but damn dude that's some boujee ass friends you got

He lost s tooth months ago too
Apparently its normal
My snaggle cat it even cuter now
Which kitty? Calico?
My kitty has apparently been running around the house all evening
Little panther

Hey, have you checked the official timeline recently?

hey man
its the new york spirit to succeed

i partied with an snl chick

she might remember me

i fucked her best friend a lot

or just survive

amirite

kill me

I'm so sorry to hear about your grandpa. My condolences. ♥ Will you be ok?

Nope. You just wish you were me.

I tried one o' them shakes last week. I think the McDowel's I went to was just not great because the shake was meh.

Calico, yep. I worry about her because she crawls into the neighbor's yard, and going under the fence scratches up her nose. I've tried fixing up the holes she goes through, but she always finds another one. I know she's perfectly capable of jumping onto the fence, so I don't understand why she insists on tunneling.

Oh so YOU are the chauvinist in all the jokes

lol I guess so

Tunnel cat!!! Snaek catten
Try not to worry, she gettin older? Cats tend to lose teeth in age, my cat is becoming an old boy now.
Lots if naps and pets

Make time.

youtube.com/watch?v=oAG_k4VUeTs

or just listen to some real shit

they over did the mint sizzzurp so hard the first time

i had to go back

it's funny though cause like i noticed that that fat chick on snl is like a more fat version of the fat chick i banged

best sex of my life

Why ?

Make me.

I refuse.

Haha link said chick

i can like picture there being new and old fat best friend beef there

Good.

This THE chick
Not bad fam

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goddman that transition tho

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no i banged that chick's costar's friend

Well, I've been keeping her inside more lately and having mom keep an eye on her. She was asleep next to me a few minutes ago, but she must've snuck off somewhere. Give Winston pets for me!

They overdid it for once, huh? Usually if I get one of their thingies with the candy in it, they only put a little bit in there and it all collects on one side.

they over did it hard the second time hard the second time too

like no joke sabrina i had that and a large fry (have to) at like 10pm and i was fucking out

not fixing that sorry for my dismal proofreading

really

i guess abysmal would have been the better...

I will once I return home
Calico so crazy❤
Phone fell on face... its time
Its time for sleeps
Nighty ^^

Did you dip your fries in the shake?

Sleepy Scoot. Have happy dreams with historical dance parties.

someone somehow entertain me for hours

i actually didn't, sorry to not get your 2nd hand nuts off

i like had to fill up three of those stupid ketchup bowls and carefully walk them back to my apt because i do not stock ketchup

watch gone girl

i've tried to get through that movie three times

no success

Hyperventilate or take deep breaths quickly while sitting on the ground. Continue doing this for around a minute and then stand up. Make sure to stop breathing when you get up. After this, start burning oxygen either by spinning in circles or running around.

I'll be alright.
Thank you.

if youve no success that doesnt sound like entertainment

i already experience vertigo. id rather not die now

who knows, maybe you can beat that movie

Would be fun.

it's weird. even with a folder i never use with tons of images, i always come back to the same maybe 10 images

someone should study austism and image selection

austism

i best people from austin embrace that

fuck

alright so i guess i'm going to not type a lot of things correctly

bare with me

one more

again

9

youtube.com/user/mst3kofficial

Damn. Another ruined orgasm.
I keep ketchup, but it always ends up in the back of the fridge, and when I remember I have it, it's a year old.

Are you excited about your move?

10 POSTS IN A ROW

Ahahaha

yeah i guess that's a similar scenario for me

i'll have a reason to buy it and it sits

and it eventually runs out

and i usually get those leftover packets from places to satiate my ketchup appetite

LOOK AWAY

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It will be nice to get back there.

I'm a nut for the "Polynesian" sauce at Chick-Fil-A. My friends know to get it when they go and bring it to me.

thnx for something not stupid

nice autism

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fortunately i have never been there being a good person by not eating other mammals

lol my friend's wife's family has hella connection to that franchise

kinda glad i wasn't able to go to that wedding

so sabrina, are you current on any of these shows:
walking dead
always sunny
legion

it just fell into place

wait birds aren't even mammals
fuck i need a timeout

i fucking basically majoured in birds

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@test

can you pity ban me for like 20 min?

Do you throw the U in there on purpose or what?

Ah, so 'Bama's your old stomping grounds. Neat!

That's me on the bottom! How did you find that?!

I watched the season series? finale when I got home from work today. If it does end up being the last episode...I think I can learn to live with it. It was just unexpected. :(

I need to get into Legion. I loves me some mutant drama! BTW, did you see Logan? I cried. A lot.

oh for sure so things like this happen

also

purpouse*

what's up you lot of furries and ladyboy loving faggots?

Well, I only spent a year there.
I just miss it.

Playing FF15.

You're an interesting fellow

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so post crotch shot now, gaylord

Ban Rem.

i have not seen logan

yeah it did get kinda cereal the last couple eps for sunny

but i've heard talk for many more seasons

**i can't see them letting charlie fuck the waitress on the last ep tbh

they're next levelling it**

it keeps the canadiennes happy

it keeps me entertained

what's up tho

lol that failed spoiler

fuck it though

if you're not current on sunny you don't even deserve correct typing commands

I never even finished 14.

who is rem?

A mistake!

war has changed

we have evolved

PROTO1

Had a surprisingly pleasant week, actually

also hi girdz

my computer keeps shocking me

tech support

well damn is that a TP?

I've never been. I really gotta go on a road trip some time. I'll see if any nice threaders will let me crash on their couches and just zig-zag around! I'll keep you in mind if I head out 'Bama way.

If you haven't figured out that I'm a 500-pound shut-in with a baby's thumb for a wiener by now, you're just not paying attention. Literally everyone else on the planet knows this.

See, I had read somewhere that Dennis was going to die, so I was thinking they were just getting ready to wrap it up. Then I watched it and thought I had been duped, but it seems they're going on hiatus. :(

And I loved Charlie finally getting what he wanted most and being miserable about it. A truly great comedy never lets its heroes win.

why so surprising and actually is the question

oh shit... a sabs too. must be my night

war never changes

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It changed.

Oh most of the time the job stresses me out super bad but this week it was unusually pleasant

and Samchan

hi anna

I figured out how to do that thing in your name.

wtf manchan
o snap

glad u returned
...i missed you

that's cool man. what happened

GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

this is the gayest picture I've seen all day

and qt sent me some yaoi

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Nothing in particular, just people being nicer and more patient than usual

you still engaged to erin?

wasn't that supposed to have happend like a year ago

why so horny

Goddamniti'mold...

Wuzzup!

Remember that obese vampire from Blade? That's me, only paler.

Monica.

Dad!
sorry i've never been home lately

WHO DID YOU SACRIFICE!?

B-but i messaged you in hangouts..

This still isn't as gay.

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ctrl paste

whoa sama is here

he replaced me in sabrina's love for wise older white me

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there's a lot of st patty's parades this weekend

nm, bae

can I call u bae?
im calling u bae.. sabs is bae

i saw. but then i didnt response, im sorry. im a terrible hooman

tp, i...

you've been busy?

+n

Because it's cat ears

E r i n

you evil..

still got wild cats living at your place?

Still not as gay.

Let me test this.

dude i don't know how it happened but i am like smoking a lot of weed these days

like i'm buying an ounce this weekend

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crawling in my skin
these wounds will not heal

I just dont like mom's cooking

it's never stop!

whoopers are you still even still with erin?

i know that based casper stayed with her for kinda awhile

no judgement here.. if i could get away with it id smoke weed eerday

This is pretty hilarious but not even that gay.

*pours salt

See, didn't even need to cut my finger.

post pussy

Why don't you believe me?

You can call me bae if you let me join that smoke session with you and TP.

I thought of you the other day 'cause someone was eating a Nerds rope.

I want to fuck that dog.

youre in.. emphatically in, for the love of god in

Samchan if i had your number i'd spam call you at night
which conveniently my daytime

can't snap because safetynet :(

that seals it... TP and I must get stoned

it didn't work!

i'm happy that an everyday item reminds you of me

also not really know how to feel because it's nerds candy

I liked her better as a flopping profusely bleeding torso tbh

She had nice tiddies then.

i think it's because i know i can't do it once i start working in the nuclear plants so i'm going all out

but for real sabrina that legion show if fucking with my head

i was ready to drop it at ep 4 cause it was getting too slow

then 5 hit me like a mack truck

i didn't believe what i was watching

you're in LA right?

i know people there

it will happen eventually

...could just spam my hangouts, which is linked to mah cell

It did, you ignored it.

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS

I assumed it was your secondary account which you only check once in full moon

REEEEEEEEEEE

take pics/vids and save them lol
send them to me later

If you copied it from my name UTF-8 god will visit you in your sleep

why not 3.25%?

I only the loli form.

nah teeps, im in the east, murican south

:-|

best i can do is 2

Why would you want to fuck something that looks like a child?

I smoked with one of my bosses last week. I had to drive north for some training and stayed with his family. Once the kids were in bed, he, his wife, and I smoked and watched Parks and Rec on Netflix. It was muy frio.

I remember you saying once that you really liked Nerds candy. That's all. :3

Now, are we talking about Legion, Legion? Like...Xavier's messed up son, Legion?

That's me with my wife!

No gods no masters.

Shes like a 1000 years old so its okay.

this sounds bueno

you are so kind, but, I do not have the ability to ban people.

:-|

wait what?

i think i always think you live in LA cause you fucking met pritty lol

which parts of them south parts

well i guess that is the premise but i have yet to see any mention of xavier. it's really good so far. and i don't watch any marvel shows

cuz children probably have nice tight pussy and their bodies are easily maneuverable

no ur a pedo

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i'll try discord

I wished it was something better!
buttttt it's okay i'm happy that whenever you see nerds candy you think of me.
You should buy one!

get your own sacrifice!

...kentucky

no i'm gay.

w u t

me too tbh fam

lets do drugs again

Only if its off that dogs chest.

But that means I need to visit motorbike country to sacrifice you.

how close are you to cincinnati

my dad lives there

3 hours

Yeah. Ya know, Parks and Rec is the perfect show to watch when you're baked. It's funny but not loud, there's no laugh track, and it usually ends all warm and fuzzy. Give it a try some time. It's like taking a warm bath.

I ain't clickin' it!

I'll probably binge it once Season 1 is over. Oh! Oh! I saw Lego Batman last night! It was hilarious, and had lots of fun Batman easter eggs. :3

I only want to do drugs off of a butt so I'm pretty sure you aren't gay

that was for sabrine
messed up link

China is the true motorbike country!

thats dumb

Her chest is flat like a table and made for holding drugs.

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I'll be wearing green to work I guess

That's like saying snorting drugs out of your pinky is dumb

ur dumb

no fuck you

havent followed it... ive heard good things. one day sabs we gettan high

Fuck me?

But I'm not talking about china, ManaK.

even I think cereal sized nerds will get all soggy with all the moisture and turn into soggy purple goo long before i get to eat a quarter of it!

oh fuck that i was hoping you were like north kaintuck

i'll check it out eventually

i watched trolls the other night

cause darwin posts that stupid av

it was pretty good

and like kendrick is a staple

will you really?

i don't think i have any green

are you irish

i think i'm actually more welsh than irish

its like... tethered to my hip all the motherfuckingtime

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Huge fucking nerd

no thing... i travel every month through cincy to see my youngest daughter

Back the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! off, Phil.

You can't come here just to get your blood sacrifice!

even at work? will you or I get in trouble if i call you at work?

Good. So it's agreed, you're dumb and fuck u.

somebody better give me some god damned affection!!!!

no, its turned off and stored in a locker while i work

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...

...

For some reason, that reminded me of this song.

Haha

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do you take 5 seconds to put your phone to silent before bed?

Was it really good? I'll have to pirate it! I wasn't sure if Darwin was posting that stuff ironically...

It's basically sugary kitty litter.

You know it!

People do it all the time, I think. I hear about it on the news.

no shit? my dad has a huge house in cliffton

i'm never there but maybe timing with work sometime

this I can enjoy!!!!!!!

no, no booze, only pain relief medication, my ear is killing me, it's got fluib inside that won't come out.

I really will, I only own like 3 green shirts but I mean

One of them is a Paddy's Pub T-shirt and I'm tempted to see if anyone at the office recognizes it

Also I'm a fair bit Welsh as well, no Irish from what I know

did you even see the movie?

i thought you just saved those images from neru

i've been trying to

but you are ignoring me

darwin saves images from other dudes he is trying to date

Sabrine, is it true Twizzler tastes like rubber?

That was before nineteen ninetysomething!

This seems like a short guy thing.

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Did you ever get that really cool scooter you wanted?

I watched it. Neru got them from me.

it's always the faggots thirsty for attention who also have like hella filters\

take off the filters griddles/nezi

sometimes i forget...

we hang with your dad, get drunk and high sometime

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Close enough! I wanted one with bigger engine but then again i dont need speed and my current one gives me really good fuel mileage :D

THAT IS WHEN I WILL STRIKE

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Whoever says money can't make you happy is a fricken liar.

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fucking gag

yeah i'm actually mostly welsh and french but like what is the real difference

no shit?

i donno i remember this happening all slip flopy like

my dad is sober

but like my brother knows this crazy chick named amy who works at the prison there

boy does she some some kind bud

i shall take your vengeance, roll it into a little ball of hate and distribute it mercilessly on the next black woman i come inside

You don't like It's Always Sunny???

Also French is fucking disgusting

sorry, I need to see the (you)s or I don't read much of anything else anymore.

Mmmmm, me like.

No, no booze actually maybe a little in my tea, some tequila perhaps would be nice, I wanna do a jager bomb from between her tits.

MC Widow's Peak getting jiggy there.

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YES
there are many ways to be happy and many of them involves money money money money

whaaaaaaat do you mean by "black woman i come inside" ??

but its his house... nothing more of a buzzkill than a sober man

Why waste the jager with redbull.

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What is this song? It was stuck in my head all day today for whatever reason

Probably all of Bard's Facebook memes tbh

manchan... do i realy have to explain this one?

youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw

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yes sir, it doesn't translate well into my language :(

Much appreciated

Like- Money itself is boring but spending it do what you want and have fun is the best.

I like it when the machine prints my receipt!

you see...

when a man and a woman really like each other, no scrap that

when a guy dosnt give a fuck and needs to have a nut, no strike that

during consensu.. no strike that

the penis is a glo...fuck

yea, i got nothing

I really like that lace.

MANAKAAAAAAA!!!! I LOVE YOU MANAKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

but a jager bomb is like a sake bomb you drop a shot of jager into a beer, where does the redbull come in?

dot matrix printers are cool.

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You mean you wait the extra like- 20 seconds to wait for that?

Samchaann go with the second explanation!

I like thermal printer better, they're small and cute and makes no sound!

YOU MEAN
YOU DONT!?

It's more common down here for jagerbombs to be with jager and redbull.

You've triggered my naked banana holding it's peel ptsd.

Well you suck dick with lots of enthusiasm but very little artistry.

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I don't need to prove my purchase unless it's something really expensive.

i feel like i shouldnt have to, therefore dont want to

no it's one of my favourite shows

but being that guy?

you're better than this

kinda a bitch move

at the same time he always has his basement fridge stocked to entertain other intellectuals

it's a fantastic house

...

you need every receipts
because everything is expensive

:D

I'll assume come inside means visiting their room and get comfortable

I wonder what gayme that is.

If I buy a meal and they don't give it to me because they forget, I can complain and they can look through their system,

Fire Emblem heros

is he gonna be gool with his son bringing strangers in just to get fucked up

It looks very painful.

your assumption is accurate enough for now

oh for sure. he's so desperate for my acceptance

he's kinda a big deal in cincinnati too

Its not for me.

ok teeps were doing this, just gotta fly sabs in so i can tryna get fresh after we smoke up... life goals and whotnot

and if you wet the receipt and microwave it for a few seconds with the turntable turned off, you can see the line of flux from the magnetron

that's weird, don't post this blasphemy

do you mind if I save it?

I'm sorry, somewhere along the line I lost the ability to read every post ever posted, or I just kinda stopped caring to.

i've learned to accept that i will never marry sabrina

i think it's time that you do as well

do you have that "if you don't receive a receipt your meal is free" policy?

aaand.. you're going to express your ball of anger in a girl's room

...i never said anything about marriage

What is for you?

Yes, I very much do mind.

but when you're basically begging for replies

while ignoring the one (you) you get

you see how bitch this looks, right?

Nonons old lady voice.

well i'm pretty sure she is not black so it's not really baby dady territory

indeed

I'm going to remove your testicles.

brb...

TP why do you love that random folder I made so much

I'm already a women though.

2 late

I've never heard of that policy but the standards of the business and rights of a consumer are strong.

To be fair I know absolutely nothing about you aside from that you're a faggot.

He'll staple some on and then rip them off.

Ooh this.

oh, okay, sorry, I guess I don't need to save them then.

I don't intentionally ignore (you)s, if I missed it I'm sorry.

rika is best girl.

I demand reprimandation with your life.

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Thats the only thing to know about me

please no

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it's just that

i recently transferred the rest of my folders to my current fap station

ANY COMMENTS ON YOUR BREAKUP WITH ERIN??????

oh cool man

so what is up

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im an equal opportunity pervert

?

?

You are so painfully boring to the point where you need to overwork and poison your liver just to seem mildly interesting to a bunch of faggots on the internet and I have absolutely no interest in replying to the same boring joke you've made fifty times already.
Shut the fuck up, kill yourself TP.
Do it pussy.

okay bye

youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ

the most shame induced

i won't say anything

every second where bae is watching legion feels like an eternity

how about I just turn my body over to you?

I usually like the lollies, and rika is just so cute.

just sick, some kind of inner ear thing where this fluid won't drain, from my left ear, when I gargle water I hear the bubbles suber clear in my ear.

I got neptunia now, how is it?

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random i mean. you gave this shit to me

i'm full force

i c-can ch-change if you want

Okay

still trying to get why i might be ashamed of what i rub one out to... like, im not into any strange shit

TP, it was boring the first four times you asked about Erin tonight and it's boring every time you ask about her whenever I post on a Friday night.
Stop being retarded you dumb drunk.

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yare yare daze

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make a new thread if you want on my cool list

I'm not a morning person

Found that out today

But working from 6am to 2:30pm let's me do so much shit in the afternoon

Best part is I'm off Sat and Sun

my favorite brain thing meme from now on

that fucking sucks

i think i might have some inner ear shit too actually because i am physically addicted to sticking q-tips too far in my ear canal

shame faps are the best for me is all

so like i still see avoidance

you kinda bummed about getting e-dumped?

lol did you forget that you gave this to me?

guess too oldfag

Watch Big Little Lies.

TP at least try. This is sad and I feel fucking sorry for you.

its fine i just dont see how one could be ashamed of what one is sexually aroused by.

erin only ever posts when she needs money
whoopers only ever posts when there is a problem with erin

and i am the asshole for pointing it out

I remembered I gave it to you, I was asking why you love it so much

I made it in like 20 mins and only ever posted a few times

To be fair Erin always has a fucking problem.
That's like saying
"TP only posts when he's drunk and boring"

some people are still in the closet about fetishes

GOTEM

cute is best.

so, wW-Wha-What are you gonna do with me?
I hated that show, I watched for a whole 5 minutes,
and I really like some shitty anime and dubs and stuff, just the german accents killed me deep inside my soul.

it just started today, and Qtips didn't help, I took a 220mg aliev and that's kinda making it tolerable, and the hot tea all day helps.

the fucks a whooper?

I wish Erin posted more often

Please go away.

FINE I WILL SWITCH TO AN OC FOLDER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

...and some people lack the mental fortitude to not be attracted to things considered taboo or that cause guilt

What happened with that, anyway? Not to pry, but I'm actually kinda curious

With what?

tp needs moar alcohols because current tp isnt boring enough yet

whoopers was yan's original e-name

it is a pokemon or something i think

i guess all q-tips do is make it worse

but it feels so good

it's a real problem

i'm asking really good q's

lol... ok

ill quit being a dick and answer the question... but i didnt feel guilty, like at all. came buckets as a matter of fact...

search terms were "ebony milf"

nope, I'm back bitch, and I don't plan on leaving for a long ass time.

oh, I hadn't known that, about the whoopers thing.

that whole Qtips thing isn't good, they aren't even meant to be used in ears.

new

Hilarious bedroom surprise might be my new favorite phrase.