If god isn't real then why do dickgirls exist?

If god isn't real then why do dickgirls exist?

checkmate atheists

He's leaving for dinner

Wouldn't dickgirls prove God doesn't exist because how would he have made such a mistake?
Same with black people.

ah. thanks for the translation.

also who the heck?

almost everything in the world can be used to prove or disprove the existence of God, depending on your perspective and personal beliefs.

Mm?

[Something fedora tipping and Nietzschean goes here.]

who you be?


I wasn't trying to be deep or edgy, just pointing out something I've noticed.

I be me.
Natura-lee.

I have no idea who that is. I'm cupcake, nice to meet ya.

I see I see.

The "rly maeks u thin" image just made it seem like you were being ironic.

I don't.
I navigate this site by sense of smell only.


it does make me think, a little. it scared me. hold me, tsuchi.

Sounds like an awful ability to have. Must be a rejected Daredevil hero.

My arms are not long enough to wrap around how bulbous you are.

...

the rejected daredevil hero was actually a man with no sense of smell, and has to make his way through life using only sight, hearing, feeling and tasting. it's horrible.


I dunno, you're pretty damn lanky.

The epic tale of a man who more or less lived quite normally in his everyday life as a septic cleaner.

I bet mike rowe's sense of smell is pretty dead at this point.

I'm terribly sorry but you're just too fat.

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I would forgo smell to get the money he's making.

That and to have his voice.

huh? but discord is ded... hardly anything happens ._.

he does have a nice voice


you lack creativity today.

just a joke, luka

oh

u_u

sorry

no worries

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Like honey being drizzled down, and sending shivers through the body.

No-homo

...

...

why does this exist

Is it that time?

It's true though.

New evidence has come to light...

Lesbians are god's true mistake tbh fam smh

o_o

Some mistakes can be miracles.


Somebody once posted that without sounds and I had just seen that in another place, had to correct the wrongings.

Shut up, Zehgess

Don't tell him to shut up.

Okay daddy.

. . . Nevermind.

...

♥

What are they going to do, ban me? oh wait...

HA HA

Oh yeah apparently Yoko Taro was piss fucking drunk during the development on Nier Automata and a lot of his other games.
Explains why they're batshit insane.


What a shit hole this is then.

Time to make more tea and pour more baileys in it.

Seems a waste of Irish cream.

I'm just calling it bailey's.

It's actually Creme Fina.

Never heard of it.

You lack the ability to go up stares without getting winded today.

Whelp.

nobody cares if you make a single typo

I ate too many biscuits. They were good though.

drunk typing is a diff story


what kind

It invalidates EVERYTHING. Read the fucking rules.

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Buttered buns with strawberry jelly.

...

Ah well, I need to get going, bye Luka.

damn that sounds rich


might as well cut off a finger segment every time you typo then

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you are a human too

...

...

...

You're so big just looking at the stairs gets you winded.

Tfw you just want to be nice to people and avoid conflict and drama, but no one wants any of your shit.

Thats why I said Bailey's.
Because when you say Creme Fina, no one knows what the fuck you're talking about.

It is such a pitiful life.

Cream liquor would probably work

Looking at penis gets Cup winded because it's the only exercise he gets because the JOKE IS THAT HE'S A FAT SLUT AND IT'S HILARIOUS NO MATTER HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF TIMES PEOPLE SAY IT HAHAHAHAHA. HA.


That makes sense.

(no bully cup)

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...

I guess I dunno I'm drunk


But it's so much fun

Same tbh

Bully Darwin for being a pedo, that joke is even older and funnier.

I cry every night and hold my candlelit vigil.
Unironically a black sheep amidst black sheep.
I want to die.

Literally who

It is not that bad. Calm down.

It's refreshing to hear that, actually.

I'm glad to meet you.

I'm just talking shit man. I'm chilling to Lofi Hiphop right now.

Same I guess

I don't see any alternative to finishing off this bottle honestly.

How else am I supposed to go to sleep at a reasonable hour?

cup did nothing wrong

By sleeping gradually closer to the time you want to sleep at

moogs is a mess

this is a great way to fix sleep

Works like a charm

Just hold your breath until you pass out.

I SAID CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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I can't keep track of that many things at once.

I'm finally home.

Thank god.

Kami-sama has answered your prayers!

...

Nigga

I can't be blamed

this guy

Those are some big claps.

For y—oh, fuck it.

Nigga...

You're the only one who controls that shit.

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...

...

At best one only maintains the illusion of control.

hacksaw ridge made me cry continually for 20 minutes

I got my transfer approved and got the shift I wanted :3

Finally doing full time 6am - 2:30pm M - F

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was that the one about the dude who refused to pick up a gun?


FUCKING NORMIE

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Fucking normie

Congrats mate.

delet this


ye
im not gonna go into detail because its new and i dont wanna spoil but i paid 30 dollars for the 4k DVD because it's that good

oh snap you have a 4k tv?
how many inches

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I liked this picture because I got right in the centre.

how old is this

About three and a half years old based on file data.

That picture is flawed because I was in it.

Lord, I have a few of those.

I miss Drunky ;_;

Oh, shush, you.

Thanks m8
Pretty good feels man.


BOI

That's like my dream shift

Mon - Fri and have the weekend off

Morning shift so I have all afternoon to chill.


Dude she was so fucking adorable when she was mad

She straight up said I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU CUNT
Like is it even possible for elementary schoolers to be that savage

i do not
my nan and my gramps do
idk the size its like wall size

god bless
I have my old one with one of fortunes random irl friends in it on my other computer


omedeto~


good shit

no

OH SHIT IM ON THE SHIP

ITS LIT

I count as Fortune's random irl friend now, don't I?


No, yes.


It's been a long time.

I assume your are orion
but idk

Its Kamuu you doublenigger

Slutcow pls

That D&D group was such a great time. Drunkey is an amazing DM.

man i cant tell the difference between some europosters sometimes

Also, I have a conspiracy theory that Subtle = Kamuu

Just this fucking frame was too good.

NGL I turned into Mimika for a bit.

jfc I need to look at thumbs before I click shit

Fell asleep.
Got burger.

Why tho

Oh, right, I remember something about DnD and drunky.

Never got in on it, but I've the pleasure of getting in on such things in a world where 5e now exists with DMs who fake their deaths to get out of DMing.


Wow, you're still alive, Colbsy.

Good job.
How are you doing tonight qt?

If you'd have looked at the thumb you would have seen there was no dick and just not clicked it regardless

Alive and kicking. I started a career so yeah, not a ton of time for shitposting these days

I'm just tired right now.

It was great, we performed medieval surgery on Hal who was a cannibal who ate a sign off a natural 20. I love Drunkey.

dick doesn't matter, what matters is she looks like shes getting boned by something
I dont have my headphones in and my roomate is giving me a weird look
again

It's terrible. We all grow out of being obnoxious teenagers.

Except the ones who were never obnoxious teenagers in the first place.

Do you drink tea?

what do you do for a living these days mister moo

Are you already out of school?

Growing up is lame, amirite?

Yeah, I've been working steadily for around 8 months now.

Science.

Handing in mathematics coursework on triple variable gradient and curl and such along with part of an essay on the environmental impact deep shale fracking, especially on drinking water tomorrow.
Not that any of that is hard.

Forever a student.

Not really.

I still have 2-3 years left until I graduate with my BS. I'm looking forward to actually having a real paycheck.


It's great for when you feel tired, but don't want something like coffee.

Can always make your own game.

Relive the life.


Being nearer to my inevitable death aside, I'm much better off in general right now.

Kamuu you're a slut

I do not like coffee.

dude double variables fucked me but you seem like you can handle yasself
good on you

going to be in the petrol engineering biz?

i can't believe it's almost friday

I'm not a tenth the DM Drunky was. There's a Pen and paper game club at my school, but they only play single session games to welcome people new to the game. Also Drunky allowed any kind of bullshit we wanted to do, which made it much more enjoyable.


How do you live?

when are you getting factorio

fite me irl

You'll probs enjoy the work world a bit less, but yeah it is nice having money

Good to hear! I think I am too, tbh. On my own and whatnot

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That's what the cunt gets for bragging.

The part where they hold hands was godtier too
Mimika was dropping the shit out of her spaghetti and Yuzumori was desperately trying not to drop it

Then I got cucked so hard when I tried to go for the next chapter and there wasn't any left.


GOOD SHIT RIGHT?

Like I wonder how much of that fake cum that shit shoots out
She has like a literal puddle of cum under her thigh lol

now you're making me plug my headphones in for this

I actually enjoy working, when I'm actually working for an incentive of literally any kind. School has been pretty miserable for me lately; I'm continually asking myself why I'm even bothering.

Okay, meet me in London in 4 months

If I win I'm going to rape you

wow it has a pipe connected and everything

I don't know.


In constant pain and tiredness.

okie doke

Well I suppose it's different for everyone, and your work is more academic in nature anyway

I'm so sorry ;_;

If I suddenly disappear, I am sleep.


I mean, I haven't really lost anything in the past years and I've only gained whatever knowledge I need and all that.

And I'm still not overworked, so I can still be lazy.


That's giving up early, boy.


In four months? That's a long time away. I might be doing field work then. ... Well, I also might not if it was june. It was june or july. Maybe june? No.. It could well have been july actually.

Literally all the spaghetti and misunderstandings dropped when Yuzumori confessed to Mimika.

Subtle said he'd pay me 20 dollars if I found a download for the full video.

My work is fucking hectic man, but it's nice to have a place with nice things and stuff

Apparently most EE majors actually find passion for it, once they get past the base EE courses and the other gen EDs.

I prefer apple juice.

Okay

I heard Kamuu is stinky.

EE?

I have diabeetus.

Electrical Engineering.

lulu nerfs when

I don't get the connection.

...

I can't have apple juice, it's a sad fate.

That sucks.

What is that white haired girl from again ?

Oh, I was never much for engineering. My dad and grandpa were engineers, but I didn't really get it

jormungand

ff 15 time

Yeah dude shits crazy

Technology, amirite?

Look at that puddle of white under her thigh lmao


LMAO

Dude like I would blast anime girls moaning and my roommate didn't mind.
I wouldn't judge him and he wouldn't judge me


I dunno just a hunch

response

Sadly, I have no idea.


Well, at least I'm not banned... oh wait... SHIT!

summoning friens pls

what is this ?

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jormungand.

Mr.dong showed me.

ty googles i love u

My father told me that engineering wasn't for me, so in a fit of young adolescent angst and Daddy issues, I changed majors to engineering.

...

YOU SURE SHOWED HIM

No.

Why'd he say that anyway?

I know this much.

=mwwah mwah mwah


ian bb


you ok

Oh, he's a dick. From my mother's words, he felt threatened by me being the only other male in the house. He then cheated on my mother for five years. So yeah, he's a dick.


I SURE DID

wtf

Such a reaction for 3 clicks.

Then you know much!

I dropped my pants too :^)

YuzumorixMimika doujins when?

I'd pay good money for that shit dude

I'd pay hundreds for an anime adaption

I'd pay millions for a live action :^)


LMAOOOOOOOOOO

He really wants that full video
What a horn dog

kisses


yes

Your clapping makes me uncomfortable.

You get NOTHING

Oh, one of THOSE guys. That's lame as fuck.

o
k well bye then

But Wolverine can't die

PTSD?

Yes, he can.

They're so old by now they have to disappear from old age eventually. Probably. Maybe?

i nevr asked for anythin
just love


no ples

b-but cell recovery or something like that

Well, if you do want to actually talk about this, I'm not okay with the way that Guro ended things as well as the mixed information I'm receiving from others that runs counter to what I was told directly by Guro right before he abandoned the chat set up by you. Not to mention the fact that I haven't been able to get into contact with Guro on any 1 on 1 basis since the incident occurred. I'm also not okay with all of this occurring while I was out of the country with no access to internet to even see what was going on. Speaking on that point me being out of the country and scarcely in chat makes what Guro told seem less than true. This is also slightly confusing to me since Guro said that I shouldn't worry about being banned from the chat not weeks before I left for my trip.

So yeah, that's my take on what happened and how I feel about it. Take it for what you will; I don't want to start some huge stupid drama extravaganza over this. It just sucks to be put through this type of thing twice in 3 months.

But is that not something?

From years of abuse.

Marvel and DC is garbage anyways

Watch anime instead

Read Yuzumori like a fucking real man

Kinda want to ban Zehgess.

Take my offering please.

Start a huge drama anyway.

What is it?

you'd fucking anything that walks

???????

He can.

Waking up like at 5 am is gonna suck dick though

Ian how do I become a morning person

Coming from the guy who worked graveyard for like 5 years

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...

Nice.

Oh I've misread that, woops.

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That doesn't count.

Post lolis

What if wolverine is put in conditions where he is torn apart faster than he can regenerate continuously, to the point where there is nothing left.

Is he alive or is he not alive?

Does he still live if every cell in his body is destroyed?

...

no

cool paragraph

this is literally the exact reason why
idk why you went and asked 6 people and bothered typing a paragraph it's just literally your personality clashed? tristan pretty much said it all idk what to tell you

post the one with the doctor saying it sthe cure to cancer

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Shut up Mordin.

Fucking nerd

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...

His powers can be stolen or lost, there is a sword that negates regeneration and destruction of every single cell.

I have all of it.

then you already know
no need to approach literally everyone about it lmao

She's meh

Post a better one


I dont have it ;~;

Here have some swordfighting instead

He seemed pretty nice about it.

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that someone that literally assures me to not worry about getting banned to then ban me two weeks later, while I don't even have access to chat without having any significant altercation between.

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It's because you don't use the dark discord theme

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If no one wants you in there, it's not worth arguing over it.

western sword fight no trust blade. use too much hand and no faith in steel

fucking this

As far as I'm aware, no one besides Guro was aware I was banned until I told them.


Dear god, you're right.

You are safe with Zac, though.

...

Thank god.

It doesn't matter. If no one agreed, they would have asked for you to come back in.

All right. Enough of this.

it's a common collective of asshats

Wow that's impure.

I dunno, it needs to gain more traction and chapters first tbh.
Fund it dude.

What do you mean it doesn't matter? If they want to ban me, then that's fine. I just ask I don't get continually lied to by those involved and then avoided by the person who banned me.

Yes Boss.

Let it go.

I was asked.

You will sleep easier.

Remember what he did to you and turn that anger into power.

Yet again, I was asked.

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Yup.

Remember what they did until you forget.

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Stop ruining EVERYTHING/

Ruin my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO

It's not ruined, it's just different.

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I will come into your house while you are sleeping to shave your ass, like Soto shaved Ian's.

The different side isn't welcome here.

You don't know where I live though.

Be open to diversity.

I'm not from Sweden though.

But you live in california.

You brought it up out of nowhere when we were talking about juice and diabetes.

...

But I'm from Texas.

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Hot

Accept the mystery.

I'm allowed to reference it and make fun of it.
It's not like it's a banned subject that no one's allowed to talk about it.

It is, though. If you were not banned, you would have gotten the memo. Someone dropped the ball there.

I have mexican maids that do my laundry and dishes and clean stuff.

Am I diverse yet ?

I imagine so. Giving minorities jobs is pretty diverse.

...

Wait, for real though. I'm been so out of the loop, it's like I was never in it to begin with.

God that's hot.

Yeah, but when you randomly bring it up out of nowhere it kills any will to want to chat with you.
Like, if that's all our conversations are going to boil down to I'm not sure what to say.

Man i'm such a good person.

Is it okay to clap now?

I do not even know anymore.

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Test-senpai, fuck my scrotum-pussy

I'll allow it this one time.

Get them mugs irl with those phrases on them

I'm just trying to turn a negative into a positive. Joking about it helps me get over it and make it seem like not a big deal and Ooble and I finally talked about it. It's not like I'm ever going back there anyways. It is what it is and that's the end of it. It doesn't have to be this big ordeal when someone makes a joke about getting kicked out. I can't just pretend like nothing happened and just get over it like that. It takes time to get over shit like that.

guero

new

It's an autistic internet community. How does not being a Discord server even "hurt" you?

I don't care about much, but that's one of things I do care about.

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Don't worry. I'll win and be gentle.

Just stop derailing our conversations with it.
It's awkward for me.

There is a new thread

there is a new fucking thread

Okay, got it boss.