What are some life goals of yours, Holla Forums

What are some life goals of yours, Holla Forums

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I am a simple man.

For my life to end, tbh.

If I knew, I wouldn't be scared of them.

Fear of the unknown.

I want to fuck Ban irl.

Since Lamia have cloacae, if you have sex with one is it technically anal?

Yep

hello?

Who cares? You are fucking a Lamia.

hello ?

I'm not so scared of the dark. I'm just scared something is going to hurt me.

Where are her arms?

Hey you.

behind her back

behind her back. the sleeve lines are very defined but theyre there

Lamia are eh.

I see it now, thanks.

what the others said.


how are you, spoilers?

Are you scared of sharks?

I'm very scared of sharks but I go into the ocean anyways.

Grim, you missed the loli rape doujin btw

I saw you stopped posting it before shit got major imout.png

Sharks won't kill you if you're in the centre of the crowd.

He didn't even post all of it.

Yeah, he was too much of a pussy to post it all.

Don't encourage him.

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loli rape where

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I already know how it ends.


Its normally just me and a few other people at the beach in front of my house.

global warming is gonna swallow up that shit in 10 years

Yeah, like it got pretty bad after that one page so I stopped.

There were still like 20 more pages left lol

Doing an event hunt in FF15 kind of makes you not need to worry about money anymore for a while.
Just maxed out all my curatives and shit.
Still got 50K gil left.

at least you thought of the children.

gimme

I probably won't be living here in 10 years.

Oh come on, I ain't that fucked up lol

Sharks will like your legs and bite them.

What, my gil?

make sure you have flood insurance

Clearly not.

ya

If only he were.

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No. I worked hard to get that gil.

HAND IT OVER

You can only see a small part of that when i'm in my wet suit.


I'm more worried about a really big earthquake tbh

I don't even want to see it, but like, come on man.
Don't be such a coward that you can't finish what you started.

I cast curaga to cure your salt.

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Also, tbh, I never even used curatives in FFXV.

Not until I got to end game level 70+ bullshit where they throw a thousand bombs at you in the tiniest fucking hallways and go "Good luck clearing them all. :33333333"

I'm just invested in the plot.

Maybe sharks like feet, too.
They will eat them off.

Like it wasn't even that bad, like the rape was kinda disturbing but generic af.

It was the last 3 pages that fucking got me man
Doorbells will never be the same

Are you talking about the tower level that goes down?
I just prompted the fight and left over and over as they blew themselves up.

Is there any situation I keep a part of my body ?

Imma be a coward fam

Hm.

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She loves the way that I teach

I love the way that she breathes

gimme money


wow
but you dont even live on a fault line

do you?

Comete mis nalgas!!!!!

Be a dolphin.

What


No

"I can't hear you over the piles of money falling all around me
sorry" -grim

"gimme money" -grim

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I live in California


I've already ascended past that form.

that's the joke

I am okay, how about you?

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet

I remember feeling a 5.0 tremor

I thought I was hallucinating
im like
why is the ground feel like the fucking ocean rn?

check online
oh there was an earthquake just now

I wish my mom would call me

find her, yo

The world's biggest fault line is the San Andreas Fault. The fault extends more than 800 miles northwestward from the Gulf of California through the state and into parts of the Pacific Ocean.

I can't believe they named it after that gta game. seems like a weird choice tbh

I knew it was the USA's biggest but jeez louise

What?

Someday it will take all of CA with it into the ocean and drown them all.

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icwhatudidther


then no more ax

The invention of ketchup nipples has served him well.

You're a dolphin skinned suit or fin soup?

good. buncha of sinners. they can glub in underwater hell.


I don't have an excessive (you)s file in this folder

I thought it was pretty common knowledge.

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I wish I had patented my similar thing earlier, but hey you snooze you lose. mustard nipples will never be a thing now...

That's too bad.

You can't stop me.
Only inconveniences can.

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you are guilty of the same soooo

Cute.

innit tho?

Fuck you. I'll reply to whoever I want.

I'm just a golden super dolphin.

That is very clearly a dash image, you have it in the wrong folder.

How horrible. Squashing your dreams.
What a bad example he sets for the top 1% of animus.

Gold is heavy. It will sink.

You just have to drink lots of milk and grow up strong like me.

no not allowed.


what? no it's maki images, but like colored like fluttershy.


it makes my life feel like an empty ketchup bottle husk ;-;

okay. I'm a retard. good joke, rin. I just got it as soon as I posted that.

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kinda wanna tho. down with the thiccness.

I think that there is the punchline.

Well shit.
There goes my argument.

Do not worry, I will fill you back up. :^)

rude.


I am master debater. shortened to masterbater.

with ketchup?

I am the best fisherman in all of Ontario.

They call me the Master Baiter.

You are a gross little man.

Mustard cause we are rebels.

I thought that was Test?

stop one upping me


RESPECT MY PRONOUNS

with or without a cause?

What kind of milk?
Full cream seems a bit unhealthy.

Respect mine.

So I've been rewatching Hey Arnold and I never really noticed how dark that shit was.
S1EP11 is a Christmas ep where Arnold finds out about Mr Hynhs past and how he lived in Vietnam during the war and gave his daughter away to live a better life in the US. Arnold gets him for a secret santa and tries to reunite the two.
Shit hit me in the feels so hard

You notice a lot of shit you didn't when you were a kid.
Though Helga's mom being drunk af off "smoothies" is lolz

I do respect dogs pronouns tho...

I know you love to insist and all it takes is a kiss and you just
Love to hate me.
You know you love all the lies so don't act surprised that I just
Love to hate you.

Call me by my real name.
Bork Master Overdrive.

Without of course, there is no other option.

I can see that in the kids shows of that time
shame I never really watched a lot
Rugrats was big tho

Come on, Cupcake, you can't just be a B A D G I R L and disrespect Squash's pronouns.
You'll hurt barks feelings.

You have to find wherever the almonds tiddy is and drink it from that.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

That probably tastes as bad as soy.

I will not.


hell ye


but I love being a badgirl

I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing
I love the girl boy who love to hate. (Breathing)

Do it.
I'm like the coolest person ever so you owe me for associating with you.

I wouldn't know.

Almonds don't even have tiddies so I can't trust the milk.

I already forgot what to call bark

Don't trust what you can't suck on for milk?

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I'm going to go do butt stuff.

So that means you trust manmilk then

ohoho

nice. have fun with barkself. you barking faggot.

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same

I would say that but fingers, necks and ear lobes don't make milk.

Wait.

They don't...?

You suck at this

literally

You can't milk those.


They would still feel nice for the other person.

Not that I know of.

mine do.

I might need to see a doctor.

So which way do we fill you up? Or just both?

I was saying that I trust those things.

Thats exactly how a vampire sucks out your soul though.

The milk output is probably too low to match that of a cow, almonds or soybeans.

obviously both ends.

I thought that was the lips?

I'm completely lost in this conversation right now.

Save me


Its actually the back of the knee

FUCKING CALAMARI MIXED IN AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Dense bones will still make you sink.

Good Princess. *head pats*

Nothing can make my bone smaller.

I thought that one was the hole that only girls have?

I think I understand this reference unfortunately.

OISHII DESU YO NE

What?

Dick joke

Goggles are you that stupid or are you pretending?

imagine if this had the autistic noises with it

Oh.


Half of my mind is on another task.

casual clothed biribiri was gr8

Oh, I get what you mean

I used to always cyber on Steam while posting and wouldn't be able to focus

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I am sorry.

She's really cool.
'

This joke is not okay.


I'm just sleepy.

boiiiii

I would be cybering like 2 people at once and posting in threads like back in 2013

It was truly the pinnacle of autism.

Isn't it like the middle of the day for you though ?

Where is the joke?

I couldn't sleep. I kept having nightmares.


In your pants.

NAME NAMES

It does not count if it was Aristo.

nah you were just practicing for irl

Oh, so he was cybering traps.

damn this one is in french

so good tho

Didn't you fall asleep on me though? or am I not thinking of the right day ?

Time is a flat circle.

@Squash

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Please respond.

Shame I don't play anymore.

Would fit your name.

Probably gonna get NieR: Automata™

that looks like one of those unoffical custom skins

booty simulator is pretty good apparently

I had a pohwaran one for jinx.


I'm gonna wear pants.

people play that game still?

oh it probably looks silly for the urf skin rotation this year

I haven't playing in 2017.

played

Fucking nosy lol

It was pretty bad like back then dude, I was just whoring around for the fun of it.
LMAO
Thankfully most of them don't post anymore or post in a different board
There are some I'm pretty ashamed of too (ex. Queenie, Hanyuu, I think Chiri at one point)

AH, GOOD TIMES MAN

u fkn wot m8

Wasn't Hanyuu just some fat guy ?

Who the fuck is Queenie?

OH never mind.

Some pony


Pretty much
Dude is pretty cool though

Disgusting.

And people say I have a spotty record.

2013 was one hell of a fucking year m8


I'm pretty sure we've both made some mistakes in the past

lmao

Still pretty gross.

I want to have beautiful White children!

I will donate you my semen.

I take back my donation.

youtu.be/kSVQtlQtxCs

2:35

Yeah but like I mean, what can ya do about it?
Best thing to do is laugh about it and move on with life.


I would watch Jersey Shore, ABDC, and The Real World with my Onee-chan back then

Like my older sis would go out to get stoned or go drink and ask me if I wanted to come along and I would say no cause drugs are bad and I wasn't of drinking age yet

Oh how I changed

YOU CAN JUST LINK THE EXACT TIME

Effort

That's like 5x harder to do on mobile anyway

6x harder

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Do you think he watches hentai of futa lolis with a vibrator up his butt like me ?

Mobile posting is shit.

I use those little clamps for holding bags of chips closed on my nipples.

If on mobile just add

#t=02m35s

I do that pretty often since the mobile app doesnt have the whole right click options

Also, didn't Sam Jackson dub Afro Samurai?

I wish I had the option of mobile posting at work.

You don't have a phone?

I'm not taking my phone into the water.

Probably not a good idea to keep it around large quantities of water.

Oh yeah, I forgot you work at Seaworld or someshit lmao

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Not sure about him.

Are you judging me ?

Chovie wasn't playing that round

I had already finished judging you after the vibrtor thing.

I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't actually use clamps on my nipples

Soto.
All chubs are my loves.

Fuck Kizu has alot more screenshots I wanna use as my wallpaper(s)

But you still watch loli futa with a vibrator in your butt?

Kizu is fucking garbage.

You fucking liar

That's like 80% of the US

I own a vibrator but I've never watched futa lolis with it in me.

What a shame.

I barely started it

Pls no spoil

I'm sorry to disappoint you master.

Please don't hit me.

no promises.

Spoiler: There is no rape in it.

Dropped

Are you gonna abuse me?

I should of known.

Hindsight

Today's yuri releases.

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(C91) [Jagabata (Oimo)] Magical Lily (Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku) [English] { u scanlations}
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I wish I could just see the future instead and make all the best choices.

I do too.

You don't need hindsight then.

I want to know everything.

Opening the door of truth takes a large sacrifice though.

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Josh is skinny now and drake is chubby.

What do you mean?

Its equivalent exchange.


Have you seen Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood ?

Not yet, no.

Megan is old and gross looking now too

Squash I need your help

You should give it a shot sometime when you get the chance.

What was her real name again ?

Who the fuck do I trade this Yoshi doll with?

I have to catch up on a lot of things.

Shit, I forgot

Just look up iCarly and Im sure her name will come up

Take your time, the anime one run away.

Sam is hotter now for some reason.

- one

+ won't

I'm very confused as to how I even typed one

You do that a lot.

It will probably never come around,.

Sam has always been hotter

Not gonna lie I kinda liked the TV show
Sam and Fredy were OTP
They like full on made out in one episode

My mom does the same thing in text and voice.


This saddens me greatly


Shes dating a black guy like twice her size now.

...moderate buzz so i thought id come here

Nice

tfw not a black guy

It's not that I don't want to. I just get bored doing things by myself.

Go to venice beach and hit on one of the ones handing out mix tapes.

black guys arent even a thing... black bitches love me

I'll probably be willing to rewatch it at some point.

I am afraid. What if he robs me?

You thank him because you're white.

I will call him "Master."

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equal opportunity penis

Let him whip you and atone for your sins.

Post it

I actually might have it saved on the laptop. If I don't, sorry

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Nani nani

Hey everyone, what's new~?

I should probably go to bed but I really don't want to

only nerds have bed times.

A guy made bird noises at me as I was walking and I got felt up by a trans guy I don't know very well
Then later as my partners and I were discussing what to do about said guy I started dissociating really hard and collapsed and I couldn't ground myself for a long time

Well, that is new.

I have to be up early though.

then get out of here, nerd.

feelin like a zombie.

how are you

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yeah, same

I've had problems with depersonalization for quite a long time
Getting groped is pretty new and awful
What the fuck am I supposed to do when a guy fucking CAWs at me as he drives past?

I can't sleep unless I get tucked in though >~

But zombies were like, soooo 5 years ago x_x

I'm doing well. Just got home and stuffs. I'm kinda beaten up from the gf this weekend lol

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*tucks*

youtube.com/watch?v=vvnxA9hxRJY

Tell him to stop thinking about cocks.

Finally.


Goodnight

WAIT

I'm gonna assume that's a good thing

I am an overworked, vicious zombie.
I think ill get a break tomm, I only work for like 4 hours on Wednesdays.

Oh, it's a very good thing. I choked her out last night in a weird dominant streak I didn't know I had lol Funtimes/10

That's cool you get a halfday humpday!

But he was probably CAWing at my tits

Kinky af.
Yeh. Gonna go back to the city and see family over the weekend/week too. Planning some game sessions w/ the sis, gonna be fun

A little bit^^

What kinda games does she play with you? I think the only game I ever played with my imouto was like Mario Party back in the day when she liked me.

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Someone who does that is probably not someone who merits any kind of response outside of a look of confusion.

I told you
A guy literally CAWed at me like a fucking crow as he was driving the opposite direction

That's what I did because he was fucking gone before I processed what happened

Usually party stuff like brawl or mario kart

we like to watch each other play through a lot of single player these days, it's pretty fun

I got horizon zero dawn for the both of us

Describe said bird noises

Was it more of a crow's Caw or a pidgeon's coo-ing?
This is crucial

Also, how do you know so many trans people irl?

what is this cuckshit you're posting

turn it into proudness

Who the fuck does that?

Mario Kart is always a good choice.


SOTO BUY ME SHOES REAL QUICK PLS OMG PLS

Soto is like a NEET now.

It was a loud CAW
And because my university is hella gay and liberal
I think I know less than 10 trans people

Being proud doesn't suit me

Niggers

BOI

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

i dont get it was it a gay CAW or a doesntknowitsgaybutisgay gay CAW

What kind even?
What's the special occasion?


I don't know any trans people in this city

Only time I see trans people or gay people are at cons lmao

Well, I don't quite get the ending of FF15, but I for sure enjoyed it.

I feel like you're fav girl from the series is gonna be Darkness

Who knows it could be Wiz or Megoomin

Oh.

Again? wtf


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Fancy dinner dates and sex probably. Do I need a special occasion?

I think it was a "that human has tits" caw

Lucky you

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Also, Soto.
80% or not, I'm a pretty big slut so it's possible to love them.

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one of the ponyfags didn't like it only because he was coming onto her instead of vice versa.

u wot
I'm working rn
Nice shoes though, I usually never buy new shoes unless its special occasion


Ikr?


I needed you help while playing LoZ Links Awakening DX but I ended up finding out who needed the Yoshi Doll then it went like

Ribbon > Dog Food > Bannanas > Black People build a bridge for me > 5 Golden leaves > Slime key


Konosuba goes best with alcohol :3
Buy some beer to watch it with

im gonna try to sleep for 3 hours or something

see you

they are probably gud tits if theyre worth cawing at

night and good luck.

I haven't played that in ages.
I would have just used google.

Also buy me shit too.

How do you even faint from depersonalization?

What even is that?

absolutely disgusting

It is what happens when border patrol catches you.

omg shoes are love. shoes are life.

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YAMEROOOO

:^^^^^^^^^^^^)


They're expensive tho

One of my weakest, I admit.

Now give me gifts fit for a king.

50 is like nothing for shoes...

hmmph. I'll just get the fetlife guy to buy them for me then.

hello

What even is that lol
Yeah, I'll admit 50 aint shit for shoes, I spent like 110 for my last pair lmao


How's a fruit rollups sound?

Sorry. I'm more a Gushers kind of guy.

depersonalization sucks shit. You always wish you can be you and you don't feel like you.

FUCK YEAH

Gushers were the shit dude
Though my parents wouldnt ever buy me them cause I could only get 1 candy and I would always get Starbursts

I would figure that's more fainting from anxiety or some shit.
Depersonalization sounds like some tumblr grade bullshit.

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I didn't faint I collapsed
If I'd fainted I'd still be out
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is it like looking at yourself in 3rd person

It's a thing.

Some guy is gonna draw me I guess and gift me something. *shrugs* It's neat.

did I ever tell you guys about how I had carbon monoxide poisoning and I was passing out all the time?

/1ups

are you dead?

I was always a huge fan of Starbursts as a kid or if not that I'd get fruit roll ups or sour gummy worms.

Though I never was a die hard fan of chips as a kid, I would be more towards gummies/chewy candy.

Doritos 3D was the shit though
The puffy little triangles were so cool

Oh and so were the lil Panda crackers that had chocolate or strawberry inside.
Sorta like a YanYan but better


Oh then I suffer from that too then

I wish I can be cool but I can never be cool while being a weeb.

I regret my choices to Google that.

wow you cleared your cache just so it wouldnt show purple. such dedication

fextralife.com/

I thought it was this site.

Know what the best shit was?
Those little cream savers that had the strawberry swirl in them.
I can't find them any more, and can't be bothered to order them online.

Fucking candy, man.
You forget the good shit and when you remember it's gone.


Fucking ew.

You use gay furry Tinder. You have no moral high ground.

no but I had to go to the hospital and they tested my heart and nervous system and stuff

thankfully I figured out where the leak was and stopped being exposed to it

I had to walk with a cane for like 2 months and I was passing out so I couldn't drive sometimes

How do you not have carbon monoxide detectors in your house?

Did you collapse cause you didn't know what to do or what?
Like if I was with you I'd be like "Hey dude get up, you're cause a fuckin scene"

Then some faggot liberal from your college would come up to me and ask if you're okay and if we should call an ambulance and I'd be like "Oh no its fine, my buddy here is just really sore from going to the gym and her knees gave out. Shell be fine just leave us alone pls"

Something like that.


Sounds pretty lit dude

I wish I could get drawn and get gifted a pair of Nike's

If I posed for someone while nude I'd probs get a restraining order lmao

Growlr is just to sleep with muscular men.
I don't dabble in that bdsm shit.
I am judging you, Gilligan.

BDSM weirds me out as much as furry shit does.

bdsm is rad tho

The leak was from my old car

fixed it and sold it

I can maybe let someone I really trust tie me up, but that's about as far as I go.

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The most I've ever done and have any interest in is just being a little rough to a girl and just minor degradation. Pretty vanilla stuff.

I'm sitting on a bench talking to the people I love
I look at a wooden sign
I can't look away can't move my head can't blink my eyes
I withdraw within myself only to find emptiness
I'm drawn out of my fingers my toes my hands my feet my head
My head falls
I don't hear a sound
My body is falling though I do not feel it move someone catches the head before it crashes into the metal bench
I think that I am pleased, that my body has not come to harm
But I do not feel it
There is no force of mind left in any part of the husk I wear
I begin to dissipate, lost in the open air
My body begins to fall again, slipping off the bench
I will myself to not let it happen
To sit up and be mine to command
The toes flex just slightly
I claw my handless way back towards the shell that houses me
The legs twitch
The arm is in pain, I can't move it yet but the body has pinned it awkwardly to the seat
I try to sit up again
The legs of my body are stuck
I reach for the free hand and try to pick it up
The heartbeat pulses lazily within it
I am the sick and malicious puppeteer wearing so horridly the skin that belongs to me, pieces unfilled and limp and unfeeling
Wave after wave of vertigo crash into me as I put myself into the head of the corpse
I cannot blink I cannot breathe I cannot turn the head for fear of losing myself and the control I have wrested from the nothing
I push against the free hand, trying to drag the heavy heavy skull upright
The strength does not exist in all that I am
I try again and again and again and again and again with increasing confidence and control
Eventually the pile is balanced upright and seated peacefully
The seam between my existence is open
I am leaking out of the body back into nothing
The rupture is not inexorable, the nothing is not assured
I stand
A hand steadies my body and I begin to move the feet, trying to draw the essence back into myself with blood and void
Eventually I am returned to my body and my being drifts no more

OH DUDE I REMEMBER THOSE

They were like in a pink bag I think.
My grandma loved those and those caramel cubes/strawberry candies.

As a kid I fucking detested those Ring pops/push pops/baby bottle pops cause they would just get everything sticky af and it would trigger me as a child.

Dont get me started on those godly ice cream popsicles with Mario's face on it.
There were also TMNT and Sanic too
There were so many dude
I'd ask for one even though I wasn't much of a ice cream fan

Personally I prefer the more gentle kind of sex.
That isn't to say I'm not open to kinky shit, but I just like the soft love more.

That was a psychological question. What if you're actually dead already. Like brain dead but living through muscle memory

And like how the fucking eyes never looked right on them?
Mom didn't let us have some like the Sponge Bob one because she didn't think the show was a good thing for kids to watch and didn't want us to get fond of the character.

Sounds like some Dark Souls/Demon Souls lore type shit.

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Holy shit, these were great. There's was a shitload of flavors and the generic "berry" one was great, too.


I'm not really that vanilla but all of it falls under the realm of "normal" so it's nothing worth mentioning. It's more just specific things.

This type of thing happens to me on a semi-regular basis, though usually not so extreme

lmao yeah dude that was the best

The only thing my parents didn't want me watching was like South Park cause they'd swear a lot lol but that was about it.

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Maybe you're just Anemic

Fuck it.
I'm ordering some after I move.

Share with me your kinks.


That's fair.
South Park was pretty bad for kids.

Oh mb didn't see your response. So is it like similar to sleep paralysis? Does it feel scary as hell or calm?

see
That seems to be the only ones you can actually order, even online.

amazon.com/Vero-Covered-Flavored-Lollipops-Pieces/dp/B0000ICLLS/
This were great, too.

Ever have those caramel apple suckers that rip out your teeth?

Yeah true.

Though I only watched TV after school to catch Pokemon/Yugioh and a few others then would be in my room playing my SNES or N64 lol

Yeah, you'd bite down on them and you had to just keep your mouth shut until it melted.

The mango sour Altoids were the fuckin shit

I loved the lid on those, where you had to push on one side to "pop" it up then to open it.

I'll admit. we got 2 hours of TV a day and I always watched Hamtaro, Totally Spies, Code Lyoko and Megas XLR.


It was like the kind of candy that was soft for a few millimeters, and then rock hard.
No escape.

nationwidecandy.com/Altoids-Tangerine-Sours.htm

BRING ME TO LIFE

My parents wouldn't really care if I watched it in the morning or early afternoon but all evening or night they would take over the living room and watch Novelas/News

I shared a room with my older sister but she would just play music on her boombox and like always be writing on her notebook or hanging out with her girl friends while I hogged up the TV with my videogames she didn't mind anyways since our room didn't have cable in it just a VHS player and she wouldn't watch much movies


I loved the color on it
Shit looked so cool
I remember them being sour as shit.
I was a huge fan our sour candies

I remember buying a bunch or warheads and taking like 3 of them at once with my friends and we would try not to die.

I always ate way too many sour and bitter things as a kid to the point my mouth would peel on the cheeks, gums and roof of my mouth because "sour" is just acidic.

DONT BULLY HIM

DEPERSONALIZATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE

If Holla Forums had them, it wouldn't be Holla Forums

Sounds horrid.
My brothers would get mad at me if I didn't play something entertaining to watch because we only had 30 min to play a day, and an hour on weekends. I would piss it away playing Nightshade.

Kind of want to see a list of mainly trans only mental issues.

The only one of those that was objectively good was Megas XLR

Though mine would always peel from the roof of my mouth right behind my teeth.
It would suck but I still kept eating sour shit lol

Fucking magnoflex, son.

this is what dreams are made of

I am verifiably not anemic

Never had sleep paralysis
It's not peaceful or scary, it's just other

Dude I literally fucking collapsed what the hell

I'm not a "him"

Depersonalization isn't a trans-only thing it's more closely associated with psychosis iirc

ngl I got boners watching Totally Spies.


We were dumb children but fuck adults, eat all the candy you want.

Everyone got boners watching totally spies dude


Oh wow that pronoun was a slip up
My bad.

I just hope that doesn't happen to you a lot irl


It wasn't bad tbh
My sister wouldn't bully me and she did her own thing and I did mine, the room was fairly large so we pretty much didn't mind.
Then my parents had another kid and my older sis started going to HS so we moved to a bigger house and we each had our own rooms
It was the best

How many brothers did you have?

I also had the biggest crush on Saria from LoZ and I legit got sad when he had to leave and like never saw her again

Those feels man

Pussy.

It happens all the damn time because I dress like a 1996 lesbian

Zelda gave you a better ocarina. Saria shouldn't have been so cheap.

Pretty sure everyone rubbed one out to that show at least once.

She ded.

Have you tried dressing nicely and maybe fixing your hair/letting it grow out?

tfw darwin will never pet you and call you a good boy

...

6 and a sister.

I've been thinking I want to climb Mount Olympus some day

Apparently it's mostly just a hike, and that's the part all the normies do, but you need to do a bit of climbing to get to the peak that was said to be the gods' mount of congregation

If it were on I'd leave it there but as soon as my sister would come by she would ask me why I'm watching girl cartoons and I was like IM NOT then change the channel and she'd just laugh and walk off

What a cunt


YAMETEEEEEEE


That shit triggered me too
But it was "magical" or whatever

I was partially pissed at Link for being so beta and not saying bye or like hugging her at least but instead running off

New.

CHU CHU YEAH

Hanase!