Holy cow can you believe that power hungry monster has now banned soto? has science gone too far?

Is it lower that tests height

Cupcake fukken dumb

It's only 17:05???

cuckpake thread

Thank.

Laptop would be so

you have to keep in mind the audience to which you communicate with sometimes a large vocabulary will make them to feeling with which they are to be uncomfortable for to in feelings inside whom to which you may be speaking with

I know right? it's getting ridiculous.

even better

are you asking or telling? sounds like you're too tired to function there missy

such smol kb

cost you 150?

Inverted nipples are pretty hot.

tiny asian hands

w t fffff

Lets meet half way and I will fix that for you.

new meme?

tiny spanish boi

not tiny >:(

too much work to keep it up.

like when you're around and I'm trying to get off.
gottem

have your assistant give your deets to my assistant and they'll work something out

love me a dirty girl

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Who is your assistant doe?

then you're pretty good with camera angles to make it look like it

moogs, duh.

it's okay you tried ur best

Stop being dumb, Stupid.

time for strawberry shower

*link*

ewewewewewewewew

I don't know how anymore ;_;

You fucker. You've never even seen my cock.

Maybe.

Its "petite" and "feminine" not tiny.

It was fun. I'm glad I decided to go. :3
Are you an espresso master?

Ooooh. Well, don't sorry for having fun. It's ok, dear.

I clicked that one 'cause I remembered the filename! What's that from again?

Of course hes seen your cock.

how the hell is he still alive then ???

We will have to skip that part then, he is busy getting Grim's ketchup in his mashed potatoes.
We cannot interrupt that.

How are you doing cutie?

I will be soon
It gets delivered tomorrow
Y-you know im a coffee addict
Funbrina!!!

It wasn't fun though. He's not showing up anymore. Bastard.

How are you doing?

THIS WAS NEVER ABOUT YOUR DICK

retards have posted it here ofc

But if it WERE about my dick what would you say

last man on earth

I wouldn't have anything to say

it's a dick

You are making him angery

Have you made it before? Those machines look complicated. I would be afraid to touch anything.

I'm slowly getting used to the new workload and not having daily panic attacks. I hope you're doing ok.

don't look at my penis >~

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I am pretty savvy with these kind of things
I will be barista!!! Barista for SENPAI!!!!!!!

I don't even want to know what THAT is.

Nothing wrong with telling another man that his dick looks nice, ya know.

meh

Example of this?

nothing wrong with not having an opinion

It's not gay to compliment another man's manhood.

It's only gay if you mean it.

Maybe he needs the boost.

It isnt gay to want to give another man a brojob
Just fucking saying

so give him a brojob

Are you salting my smegma before consumption ?

a wise choice

It is only gay if your prostates touch.

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ingest cyanide

Did you like my little pet hand?

Its probably already pretty salty though.

You must really like salt.

it was creepy as fuck

Ingest Spanish cockrizo

if you randomly whipped your dick out in front of me I'd probably spartan kick you or something

It likes small coins and other shinies.
It craves them.

I'm in a pretty bad state financially.

I didn't know you were having panic attacks. That's awful. Keep your chin up.

Is spartan kick a euphemism for suck now?

Hopefully in the nuts.

loco post prostate

if you can come close to it and supply some other kind of bulge i may consider it :^)

digestives tho

t60 had best kb

2slow now tbh

Is it ok that this makes me feel warm inside.

In Kroni's discord there's somebody called Siz who was a shitposter on /a/ that says they knew you.

Also I regrettably watched the Trolls movie and get the reference that is your name now.

doesnt darwin like little boys tho?

hopefully

lmao
make a video and post it here
creep other peeps out

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bl

I need both hands for it.
Would need someone to take the vid and I'm not at my dads like I was for the snap.

+b

GRIM NO WHO WILL I TALK TO

I'll make a mess right then and there though if you do that.

How am I gonna get cleaned up ?

Yes, I know Siz. He was a very important part of my life many years ago.

I still enjoy it as a trap/trans name.

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Use your mouth.

I cannot reach my own crotch with my mouth.

I don't want to meet the fag who doesn't clean his own jizz up with his tongue, tbqh.

Would you suck your own dick if you could ?

Rin, how is that game with the red haired cutie?

How?
Did you not remove your ribs to blow yourself?

Maybe.

It's supposedly like trying to tickle yourself, it's really not all that great.

€80-ish for the Cooler Master QuickFire Rapid-i with Cherry MX Browns

€70-ish for the Anne Pro with Gateron Blues

Wait. Why did you watch the Trolls movie?

I was born with an extra rib cage.

They just suck (lol) at giving head.

I have no idea.

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Siztra.

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Zoids?
Pretty great, I killed the T-rex one.

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Anus aran

You know them too?

Scoot, get ya a barista outfit.

Thanks. I will. Things are slowly getting easier.
I wish I could help out with your finances. It was unfair and infuriating what happened to your family.

Stop posting my pineapple pants! That picture was just for you!

Protects the boy hole

kill yourselves

what even is a ticklish weenier?

Yis. How big is the world?

I'll murr your hole.

I just remember the name.
They briefly posted here.

Every day I'm not in your arms I am already dying inside.

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Wh-what can I get you senapi??? OwO

Same

Not you. Neko.
God, get over yourself.
You really let this admin shit go to your head.

That adorable moment when your sweetheart finishes and his wiener gets really sensitive so you tease it.

One Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice please!

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Yeah. I'm sick of talkiing about. I wouldd be ok but I got a letter from revenue about my tax returns. youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ

Had a giggle watching that just now, on the plus side.

If I were you what I'd do is go looking for contingency plans in case you want to walk away. Like, "move into your parents house in Spain and live off next to nothing", or something. Farm work. Or something.

BAN ME YOU WHORE

No. You get coffee flavored coffee. Hot.

A bit bigger than this; that's all I can fit on screen at the full zoom out.

Certainly!!! Is it for Swarley?

Hidden camera footage of test

Lol loco is poor

Lol scoots is from liverpoo

Stop trying to get me to talk to you like this.

Wew. That is pretty nice.

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meh.....

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My tax return is being confiscated by the student loan folks for the second year in a row. That really bothered me last year, but now I'm making a living wage so the bastards can have it.

I bet I could pick avocados like a champ. But then I'd be fired for eating them all.

Half and half?

I had to Google that, you nerd.

meeeeeeh

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We only have regular cream.

Should he just stoop to your level?

sup

PS4 emu when

>:3

Another show you would have a riot with

>tfw your bf doesnt enjoy that at all

Hello

same

i do it anyway

Home from dads.
Just chilling now.

are you posting from the void

coolio

no hangover?

I was counting on about 600 bucks. I'm so fucked. There's no work out here.

Are avocados on their own even nice raw? They're not like. Apples.

I would say yes, but I'm not from canada.

Sabs. If Kitty phases through you, does that mean you had sex with her?
I mean you would have been inside her.... Or her inside you I guess.

Not at all oddly.

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thats good

Good feels

If a doctor opens you up to remove the toy you swallowed does that mean he had sex with you.

How are you all doing Holla Forums? What are you going to eat for dinner?

I want my virginity back from my hernia operation

noodles

Water.

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It is an alright feel. I would rather other feels, but I suppose when in rome.

This is a no feels zone.

MANDY!

Sup with you?

You can't eat water.

...do as the spice girls do.
And tlc

what kinda noodles?

You drink water.

Hi.

I'm alright. Just had some broccoli fettuccine alfredo.

I don't like Italian food.

Ice

:^)

My ex learned to love it, because once I discovered the phenomenon, I couldn't stop. >:3

It's so cute when they struggle.

That'll work. I usually take it black, but I gotta shotgun this mug.

I watched the first two seasons, but then life happened. I'm sure I'll Netflix it at some point. BTW, Parks and Rec is the perfect show to watch when you're smoking reefer. It's funny but not loud and doesn't have a laugh track.

I think they're wonderful raw! I also like using avocado instead of mayo on turkey sammiches.

Universal background radiation passes through you daily. Does that mean you got banged by the Big Bang?

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I'll freeze it, make it ice, and show both you faggots.

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Hello, Squash, my friend. How goes?

Do as the spice girls do and become irrelevant? I am well on my way.

But that isn't water you little shit.

Laugh track is the bane of my life
Defo need some PnR with some green sometime
That kim kard cum back tho

nothing really. looking for something to do

some angel hair thingy

Sure it is.

I do. A good chicken parm is nice. So is a good batch of spaghetti.

Ree

Goes well.
Went clubbing last night.
Got wasted. Said dumb shit.

I can hop in call if you want.

sure

It would melt back to water when you try to swallow it.

But the skin. You'd have to peel them. While you're working.

It's just not realistic.

Water isn't a soild.Just try and prove me wrong!

Protip: you can't

I don't follow.

Saying dumb shit usually does follow getting wasted. Really dumb shit?

I want to say yes. As that sounds fucking epic.
Can it be a yes, senpai?

Mmm i like nice angel hair pasta.

Just awful spelling.

ye

benefits of being in an Italian family

I'm just not a fan of sauce or many spices, and unfortunately for me that's what most of it seems to be.

You're solid

And you're 90% water.

Nico nico mi

only 90% though

How terminally boring

That is not too bad at all.

We are as solid as a water balloon. Our organs are as solid as, say, a watermelon.

I think this is where this conversation ends.

youtube.com/watch?v=t5syIdpPXOs

It was not as bad as other times.

The other ten percent is your soul.

It's why you weigh ten percent less after you die.

Google it.

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does anyone else get hard when sabrina talks about lewd shit?

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No

Okay fine, I'm going to eat alcohol.

Spelling errors are hardly bad.

You refuse to speak sense.

That and nice bread and cookies.

Yeah tomato sauce on everything and garlic spice.

Pizzelles that are nice and soft taste nice and don't have any sauce or spice on them.

eat the bottle

Because you aint worth it
I dont make sense for no scrub

That's more like it.

Damn, that's kinky.

Your approval sustains me.

And a scrub is guy who can't get no love from you?

But that is not I.

Not really, its just a bottle.

It's made of glass

Does anyone else get hard when plans get cancelled 'cause they just want to sit at home in their jammies and enjoy their Sunday?

Hi!

What? :D

I keep my noif handy!

Of course it can, dear. Of course it can.

Let's all eat glass on the count of three ok

3 2 1

Go!

It tastes like hurting.

I don't get hard but it's nice sometimes.

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Tastes like chicken

youtu.be/r-7bVZYy_ds

That's what the glass is for.

But I'll finally taste sweet death.

For some reason this glass tastes like blood.

It'll all be over soon, just keep chewing.

Yaaaay.
Side note I really hope Kitty is put back into the movies, especially if some day Disney and Fox make a deal. To see Star Lord and her.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

gay

Wow
Fucking rude

Kroni banned me.

youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

what a shame

It's better than heroin.
I've never had heroin.

Aww, fun! I've never seen that!

I really want that too. Ellen Page was a great choice to play her, but they never did much with her character. Though I must say that the opening action sequence of Days of Future Past is probably my favorite X-Men film moment. The mutants using their abilities as a team was what I'd been waiting for. See Logan yet?

The glass! The glass tastes like hurtiiiiinnnng.

No he didn't you're still posting.

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i generally get pulled off quite quickly when i try

hnng, id love to have the opportunity to force someone to endure it

The invite links still work lol

That is a surprise
Its hilarious
You are usually such a need with this type of thing
geek

same

still fun

I got kicked 8 times.

Not yet but I will very soon. X-23 is one of my favorite, really hoping it is as good as people are saying.
Have you seen it?

Squash how was last night?

Might just need some hot sauce.

Right? I did watch Aliens with the cast commentary after Bill Paxton passed away. It was funny hearing him talk about apologizing to the girl who played Newt every time he swore in front of her.

Do you ever tie him down? There's your chance.

I have. I'd give it a 9/10. There are a few too many F-bombs in the first act and the action gets a little janky (made-up word) in the third, but overall it's a wonderfully sad and touching modern Western. Just be prepared for tears.

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That's cute.

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That sounds perfect! If it was just simply action it was going to seem like a bad send off to Hugh.
I am prepared for many feels and would not want any less.

I'm jealous of the girl who made it. Watercolors are stupid hard.

Hahahha aw what a gent

I'm kinda choosing to believe that the action at the end is a tribute to past Wolverine moments, and it really doesn't hurt the movie at all. It's just not as grounded as the action throughout the rest of the film. But this was the perfect send-off for both Xavier and Logan. I also appreciate the way the movie sort of hints that the past X-Men films aren't reliable sources for what actually happened to these two characters - that they're legends. It's up to interpretation, but I choose to see it that way.

How is your art coming, btw?

I bet he was fun to work with. I still can't believe he's gone. ;__;

Looking back over the 2016 obituaries, it still rankles me the talent lost.
Paxton was a cool dude.
Nice people in celeb circles makes for smiles

Gawbage.

→

Hopefully bubonic plague coming to finish me off

I have returneth

good riddance

amirite? xD

With tits

Hell yeah

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heyll yeha

Composite me eulogy of linking n park lyrics bruh

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That is genuinely frightening

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I only like hard metal like Dragonforce

Attack attack??????????

imagine how asuka must have felt

owo what's dat

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Bruh!!! Get some smokahontas by attack attack fambah

true

id probably get something far worse in return if i did that

Hi MFF

Nobody mapped it ohsue though

I DON'T GET THIS REFERENCE

the fuck happened to him

pleb

Except dick grayson

Saw tranny dick.

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WEEB

Got possessed and killed a bitch then went insane.

Who dat?

Spot on.

why am I cracking up this isnt supposed to be funny FUCK

Nice thicc

He dat boi

Bed

Night sabs.

I'm hopefully going to meet Willie Nelson in May. (fingers crossed) We were all worried about him for a fat minute last month.

Which means it's probably pretty good and you're just your worst critic. :3

Nope!

Fun!

Good night! Stay warm!

hev good sleep

danke

He better not dare
Better keep smonk
We need bubble wrap

ye

That actually was a pretty neat idea that was hinted at in the trailer with the comic books being shown.
Sorry about the delay!

Well, he seems to be going strong for now, knock on wood. :3

You're fine. I sometimes reply hours after someone's posted!

But yeah, the comics and how they play into the story are what made me think that the movie is asking audiences to give their forgiveness and understanding to a series that was just trying to give them something to help with the pain. It's really beautiful.

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wowww virtualbox was using 150GB of precious space

Yay rogue!!!!
Best xmen
Kitty pretty elite too
#Pray4scoot

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does this look like the face of a merciful admin

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I wish I could be christina

Forgot picture of that face when

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Help the admin is abusing me~
Ahn~! She's so forceful with her abuse!

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

(Laughs kindly)

,

No more sobbing, only cornhobbing

Thats a nice TP you got there... would be a shame if someone BANNED it!

I keep forgetting glorious face when
Mobile posting is suffering
Also

Thats a nice Christina you got there... would be a shame if she BANNED someone!

Tbh, Test, I'm going to be woefully disappointed if this isn't made the new spoiler image.

I'm watching Alex Jones compilations now because of this

alright thats enough

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im watchin sum draggo meido

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Acsuhlly

Can you log into Steam for a second? Promise I won't be weird.

I feel being lax with replies in a place like this is sensible. I mean if it was super important, anyone could look backward in time to find a post they missed too.
Also wew, now I want some RoguexKitty action.

WEEB

Scooooot! Fight it! Chicken soup. Chicken soup!

That was a pretty neat series, actually. There's a sort of power struggle between Jean, Storm, and Rogue.

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what flavor of autism are we serving up tonight?

I have not read it, I think I now will cause that sounds really fun. Top tier characters.

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I will! Hopefully just a passing achoo
Make me soup senpai!!!!

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yes I'm aware of the meme

what even is it

its sum good shit

GO TO BED

Curry daddy getting firm with their spanish orange

I feel like butt.

U luk liek butt
#burn

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A very fucked up drawn version of my face in this image.

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you know it.

mhmm

nice boyfriend

Which was then superimposed onto that image Moogs drew with him and Chii.

Ayy lmao

Night

Give ni ni

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Neenee

im not as keen on spanking as he is

night scoob

LMAO thanks, it's a work in progress.

nini

I live for memes

Same

me too, Chris-kun

Memes are awful though.

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me too, Chris-kun

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AHAHA WHOOPS WRONG PHOTO

same

same

I meant this one

who are you people supposed to be

Finally got back home, glad to be back.

What did I come back to?

hai wish

Chris-senpai.

new meme

chris-chan~

I love it

I'm just going to ban everyone and be done with it

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'meme' is french for 'penis'

probably

don't ban me ;~;

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ねえええええ、なにおしていますか。

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chris chan noooo

I'll commission someone to draw you sonichu porn

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Wipe this meme from the face of the earth.

wow did you take that yourself

Neko

hi

Speak engrish you foreign swine.

extremely intelligent and analytical

what's up

A word that means above

Christina-senpai*

How are you tonight?

Thanks
I've been wondering that all day

I'm alright. napped way too much today. how are you ziggy?

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*memes you*