After tracking the specimen for days, I have come across it in a comatose slumber...

Pikachu really let himself go :c

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youtube.com/watch?v=VQUD3msLCOU

Why do they always feature the worst english-speaking rappers

Hibike Euphonium was a shit series

but the porn is great

Cause it's 88rising, duh lmao

I don't even know who the fuck that other guy is

he's my favorite

Well I mean, I got as much pain as any other kid but I realised. That doesn't mean I welcome someone to come pinch my arm or something.

Yeah man, Okasian is pretty god damn sick
KOHH looks goofy as shit but is decent too
I dig Bryan Chase too

J $tash is another american guy I've seen featured, and his verse was bad too

i like bryan just cause he's the only one i can actually understand

no one has ever heard of that faggot before anyways

Human contact is enjoyable though.

When that beat drops hard af
POPPIN ALL THESE PILLSSSSSSS
I really like the look he has going on too

Yo this song tho lmao
Starts off with some random black guy, then Andy Milanokis, then KOHH
Andy's verse makes me lol so hard though

Pain is a turn off unless I'm inflicting it.

he's kinda kawaii tbh

listening now

...

I'll take what I can get now.

god youre a freak

Yeah man
His sleeves and that hat with the bandana makes him look mysterious and kakoi af

I wanna pop pills with him

Sorry for not being so selfless.

disgusting

I wanna pop pills with you

what ones do you wanna take with me?

Actually no wait.. I'm not sorry.

You're like one step from becoming Ui at this point.

youtube.com/watch?v=w8Iyx1m0AZM

Lets pop Teslas and go to an anime con

lol I'm not fat or a trap

Ui's not a trap, he just collects them.

All you need is drug fueled rants about how you've totally met God through drugs.

what are teslas?

And how Satan is breaking all of your household appliances.

ffuck off tsuchi

And how he's totally died and been resurrected through overdosing and Jesus.

same

Or was it overdosing on Jesus?

Oh, then I guess I'm kinda like that

It would be kinda cool housing and supporting a bunch of traps and having cameras in every room and turning it into a The Real World kinda reality TV show.

lmao I haven't gone that far off in the deep end
That's like Erin levels of fucked up

They look like this
pillreports.net/index.php?page=display_pill&id=34704

It's MDMA m8

Jesús*

Erin just rips their teeth out.
I kind of wonder if Casper and Erin are still alive at this point.

i've never had that before
only thing i ever did is weed

Godspeed pixiv

I spoke too soon

share

>>>>he has a dick

Yeah that shit hurt to look at

So what was the whole story behind Casper moving in with Erin anyways?

Jesus christ you are pure

You forgot the .JPG

It's pretty garbo though
Nothing comes up on Ex or Danbooru either

I have no idea.
You'd have to ask someone else.
I know Casper got kicked out for doing drugs and get arrested or some shit.
No idea how or why he ended up in the UK.

what makes you think i'm so pure?

Jesus christ man
Like, I knew Casper was bad and had gotten in trouble by the cops previously for vandalism. I wonder what he got in trouble for now

Jeez man, he was my favorite Swedish poster too
I'd trade him for Mordin any day

You haven't done any drugs.

Weed doesn't count as a drug imo
It's pretty much on par with alcohol or tobacco
I'm talking about the heavier stuff

What the hell are those things in his hair and what purpose do they serve?

hair clips

They are hair pins. They are used to pin hair.

They are supposed to be bobby pins or hair pins
I doubt thats how hair works but hey it's anime, I ain't gotta explain shit

...

It's an anime-ism to show he's a homosexual.

Yes

...

...

what about addys?

Still not Mexican enough.

This face conveys nothing.

excuse you?

pfft k

The Club América logo amps it up by like 80% tbh
Then again you probably dont know any spics that are die hard América fans
Consider yourself lucky

I guess you could consider that one

Addy, Ritalin, and Coke are pretty much the same
Though I prefer coke
Amphetamines are fun desu yo ne

Your welcome for all those you's btw

I didn't even know what Club America was until Googling it just now.
Thank God for being white.

Forgot image

That is deviantart tier.

FEELSBADMAN

oh soto thank you for the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu's~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

i took them my whole life so i don't really feel anything

np

Fucking drug addict lmao

Not one

i was hoping for a more enthusiastic reply

I regret my decisions to check gelbooru.

god i wish that were me

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What's a "quick hotel"

lmao dat Sabrina tho

I'm not very good at being enthusiastic

Then again you probably take small amounts of it

I'm talking about parachuting 40 to 50 mgs

all this drug talk is making me fiend

sex hotel

hotelquickly.com/about/

Apparently a Hong Kong headquartered chain of hotels in China that's cheap.

FIGHT THE URGE NEKO

I'm trying

I thought it was probably something like that

I guess people go there to have sex but don't stay there the whole night

The building says "quick hotel," not "Hotel Quickly," but maybe it's related to that

its a cute style that amplifies fapping power

All of the results for "quick hotel" kept pointing to "Hotel Quickly" from US searches so I'm not sure if it's just because that's what most people look for from American based searches or if that's what it means in that case.
Might just be gratuitous English if that's what its name is. If you translated it already then that probably explains why it just thinks it's the other.

nom nom nom

"Quick hotel" is actually in English on the building beneath the Chinese, but Chinese people translating things into English wrong is a common thing here

lmao

wat even

...

kinda reminds me of someone

Its fucking hilarious seeing that kind of shit lmao

it makes me cringe hard

Facebook memes make it funnier tho

gauges look so gross
omg

Those are delicious onion rings silly

I gagged

That girl has a man penis

...

where did all of my cute friends go

PREPARE FOR CUTER FRIENDS

oh boy

Yes, you are the boys.

AND I AM THE BIGGEST BOY.

Boo ky

Boo isn't here.

I am the boyest boy

Test.

Spoilers.

then y are people so autism

PROVE YOUR BOYHOOD

I have no idea what you're talking about.

People are always autism scoots.
No sane sentient being would ever dream to create and sell brownies made of shit and addidas jumpsuits for babies...

... but it has be done none other than the human race.

I'mma play my new games, peace.

Everyday I pray for the nuclear holocaust.

Later.

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very subtle way to ask for a dick pic

...

Nah, but that is a good boy answer.
Clearly you're the boyyest boy.

Nvm, wanna watch more of yms stuff THEN games.

Tell me goodnight.

I seriously don't understand what motivates you deranged faggots to stay alive.
There are comfy ways to kill yourself these days around

Weed, vidyagames and my family.

Rest well.

To spite you.

Get fucked by my grifriemd in a strap in mostly

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, same.

Wonder how much squashs ass got pounded by test

Are you drunk?

No
Very bored

Oh. Because every post you've made is a disaster.

Scoots is a mess.

This is oppression

*abuse

FINALLY HE ADMITS IT.

it appears I've awoken just in time.

heh. you're fukken dead now, kiddo.

i feel like im dying

Thanks Test. Night.

*pet*

humans are technically always in the process of dying.

nini

I'm spitting up green mucous and blood, so same.

WTF CUP

REEEEEEE

I went to bed about 7 hours ago. felt really tired out of nowhere.

ha, joke is on you, it's actually 2:40am

*2:44 if you wanna get all technical

oh shit. you okay man?

Jokes on you
Test has lung and ovarian gonnarhea

g-good joke ._.

Okay, but are you STILL awake or did you sleep?

Ree all you want, nobody can save you now.

I actually fell asleep at 4 and woke up at 11. I have the excuse of NyQuil and sickness, though.

It's just a really bad cold is all.

However if it kills me I've willed the board to Luka.

So you better fucking pray I get better.

Oh, I haven't slept yet. lol.

well for me if I get tired enough, as long as it's past about 7pm I'll let myself go to bed. my job is flexible enough that even if worst came to worst I could just skip a day or go in late or something.

hey man, I'd accept luka. luka is nice and sweet and would make sure we all get subway. plus they don't do any of that evil bad things so we wouldn't be getting constantly abused, UNLIKE SOME OTHER ADMIN I COULD MENTION

subtle...smh

No room to criticize, then !

Luka was fairly notorious for abuse.

um wow you can't just say things like that about another person just because they might be true wow dude.

u weren't here for /aneki/

I'll never forget the Great Dog Picture War

I think you missed the administrations of both BadFox and Luka.

yeah, it was a joke, erio.
I've heard the stories.

although "the great dog picture war" is a new one. tell me the story?

see above. I don't know every story but I know enough to know why it's good none of them are in charge anymore. I was just kidding, which I THINK YOU KNEW

I did know.

...

I kept posting a silly dog picture and Luka kept deleting it or spoilering it

It was this except not on a button

The one where a dog is getting hung?

this was a good story

Oh yeah, I got banned for the Shibe getting strangled to death gif meme too lmao

Good times m8

sounds like you deserved it you swine

I wonder why Nazi pants were baggy like that.

Honestly though, the gif wasn't even that funny cause the dog was fucking getting hung (lol)

But the "Such Ow, very hurt, pls to stop" part had me fucking dying lmao

to hide those massive nazi cocks

No, I don't think I ever saw such a picture

Luka just started banning because of something Sci did with it or something. I don't remember exactly, but somehow it became an affront to her

I eventually finally got a whole thread to run with it as the OP picture while Luka was sleeping

that's dark as fuck.

always fight the powers that be. we should find a picture that test hates.

It's very rude to bully

you're right I'm sorry

That's racist

Who knows?
I've always thought the Nazi uniform looked great though, yeah sure they may have massacred a bunch of Jews but boy did they look fresh

ur racist

lmao that webm

That's a very common sentiment. Their fashion and symbolism was on point.

L-love me :(

Is it a bannable offense to Photoshop pictures of your little sister face on to a body of a naked girl then post it on Holla Forums?

Less than 3

Yes.

...

...

Yay

You are so weird

Pathetic.

I won't bother to link it to a rule either.

Admin abuse, I ain't gotta explain shit.

So how's life man?

ADMIN ABOOS

ADMIN ABOOS

You goddamn ginger

Ikr? shit was so lolz
It was on my fb feed lmao

should ban him for even thinking of the idea, tbh

your facebook feed is mad weeb.

wow don't say hurtful things the admin will ban u

wanna ow?

Yeah, I g2g out in 1 hour + 15 mins though

Now that I think about it I should have specified that I would Photoshop tests sister.
Vaguely saying that makes it seem like I'm gonna shoop pics of my sis instead

I need to sleep.

that's fine. we'll play a few first.

I'm sick. It's just a cold but I haven't been sick in a long time, so I'm not used to this throat pain.

Nah, you're okay most of the time.

Good point.

Are you actually going to sleep or just saying you should

Wow Cup you're just going to steal the cute twink to yourself you fat whore

Still weird

Oh yeah, that sucks when it hurts to literally swallow your own saliva.
We usually get this honey and eucalyptus medicine thingy and it works wonders, its a spic thing I think tho.
Broncolin.
They sell it at Walgreen's

I should sleep but I can't
My fatass got hungry so I went to get a snack and came back with an apple
Man I make some horrible decisions in life sometimes dude

Jeez dude, you act like being weird on here is a bad thing

Were not at your uni bro
Quit trying to be a normie lmao

Fukken normies

I'm alternating between DayQuil and NyQuil depending on the time. I should take some NyQuil and try to lie down, but I also can't sleep.

I would not call a man eating an apple a fatass or say he makes horrible decisions.

Fuckin Quavers eating bitch

Wotsits fam

why even live?

wanna join us?

get rekt nerd

No I just want to know daddy loves me.

Some other time, even video games feel like a hassle right now.

No inv to OW

I dont really take much DayQuil or Nyquil since I try to stay away from Acetaminophen.

Though I will say sleep is always the best remedy for when you're sick.
The apple was nice but I dunno man, I've been craving something really spicy for a while now.
I think I might be pregnant

That's for the best.

Also do you even have Overwatch on YOUR computer?

lmao

why though

Yeah man, I ain't trying to die just yet
Give it a few more years.

No lol
I'm not a fucking nerd

I actually never got around to buying it tbh and not a lot of my irl friends like playing Team Fortress 3 so I never did get it, though a couple of folk from the con community like playing Overshots in their hotel rooms and me being a Noob at it got so fucking shrekt at it. It was pretty fun and I was like damn why didn't I buy this game? Too late now though.

How's life anyways?
Must be stressful over the whole exam thing but hang in there dude
Everything's gonna be daijoubu

My liver already works OT

Double time would kill it lol

It's really not.

Have you ever seen people glitch irl?

hope you feel better soon man

shut up nerd you're not cool enough to play with me

Shit, pretty much everyone on here plays OW, huh?

What the fuck was that flip

It's a meme game, so yes.

oh
fair enough then

Ikr?
I rewatched it like 4 times and still dont understand how he fucking flipped lol

I might actually get it and join in on the memeteam
Though I will warn you, I have a tendency of getting shitfaced drunk, terribly playing vidya, and cracking jokes while in voicechat

Its gonna be like leeg all over again

;~;

Oh man think of all the porn I can fit on here

...

they look like tall scrawny chickens fighting, and theres that one retard chicken that flaps in the foreground

Oh nice you actually got one
Same size as mine too :3

C - Windows @ 200GB
D - Games and Anime @ 1TB
E - Porn @ 3TB

It's 40 bucks so you'd have to actually play it to get your money's worth.

I can't live with deleting shit.

They're probs just middle schoolers being dumb

Why do you need to save so much porn?

i like how he throws him off the side first before clutching his balls

Why not?

I can't either

That's why I need another HDD since my 3TB one is almost full and my SSD is strictly for OS and a few important stuffs

Fuck.

I dont want it to be like another GTAV
I bought that shit for like 60 and barely even touched it lol
Every time I buy a video game and plan to stay home and play the shit out of it something comes up and I end up going out lol

I now need to make a division of what I stuff on the 1TB and what to move to the 3TB.

idk
1TB - Games
3TB - Media?

Dude, he fucking took a full force knee to the balls that shit must've fuckin hurt

Nigga just tossed him down the ledge and onto the oncoming traffic lmao

Too much porn!

porn
A way to cope for [namefags/avatarfags/tripfags and other relevant shitty shameless scum] with the fact that they have NO GODDAMN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AT ALL
A faster and more obvious solution would be:

Muh dicc tho

ur name is pretty wicked
put a bunch of porns on the 3TB and gaems on the 1TB

ur like a VN expert right? what are some the good ones

that's what you get for having a life you fucking LOSER

Nigga what?

Jack why are you being so rood tonight

sry cup

haha yeah only weirdos and lonely nerds look at porn that's why the industry makes so little money

YOU LITTLE SHIT

jk love you. have a nice day.

I dunno man, I can't tell you how to live your life.

I have like 1.2 TBs of Anime
1 TB of pirated games/VN/Eroge
244 GBs of Hentai/JAV
The rest is just Music or Pictures

uwu

DO
NOT
REPLY
TO
ME
YOU
FUCKING
CUCKS

I fucking hate these morons thats why
Managed to push my buttons in the right order the last time
I'll just come in and drop some shit every now and then.

Good bait.

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...

ayy someone frustrated

thanks :3

yeah that's the plan

though my porn is only 21gb and most of it is jav dvdrips anyway

you have problms
i only have 460 gb of games
anime music and movies is like 250gb
and porn is just 21gb

*pat* cute

brb shutting down and finding cables

...

have this

Seriously KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF and do NOT make me dedicate hours on spamming this shithole when test goes the fuck away
You whimps probablly have filter shit in here
Bloody weaklings

People don't really take these insults against the collective seriously

You need to single individuals out one at a time and go on a rage Columbine

Calm down.

Depends on your tastes.

I could recommend you "Yandere: I Love You So Much I Could Kill You" and tell you to go the Saika route just so you can find her fucking running a safety pin through her clot cause her Masochism is fucking insane and almost as bad as Cups you then proceed to strangle/punch the shit out of her and end up going to far and killing her then the cops come and you get arrested

And that's the Good Ending lmao

I was drunk so I don't remember which one of these gits did it
I don't really remember what happened but I woke pissed off. With a hangover. What kind of heartless motherfucker pisses a man off who has a hangover this calls for blood
Anyway I'm out to WORK and to CLEAN my OWN apartment.

yo jack
did they name ur country that cuz ur all in poverty and going hungry?

what do u use to make ur name text always look fancy like dat

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Ｇｏｏｇｌｅ　ＩＭＥ
Ｆｕｌｌ　ｗｉｄｔｈ　ａｌｐｈａｎｕｍｅｒｉｃ
Ａｌｓｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｐｒｅｔｅｎｄ　ｔｏ　ｂｅ　にほんご

ban me bitch

Turn off your comp already you brown gook

sounds edgy AF. is there sex?

sounds like work. my compufer has microsft ime enabled but i know its like shit. idk how to get the full width alphaumeric with it tho

is that how all the text in the japanese webs looks like?

Near as I can tell all that happened is you came to the thread today and started demanding everyone kill themselves. I don't think anyone went after you first.

I'd rather not.

BRING IN THE THICC

Delet thicc

delet bad taste

delete Alchemist

Me and my bad taste are going nowhere, I'm staying home today to recover.

DEATH IS THE GREATEST FILTER

YOU CANNOT SEE ANYONE'S IDIOTIC POSTS BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAD

...

ignore him. post more thicc.

BETTER THICC THAN DEAD

But being dead comes with that filter you were talking about.

And so much more.

Plus, who is into mad synthwath 80s vidyagames?

LET YOUR PAIN FADE DOWN

One day Alch, we will all be ky jelly.

I see what you're saying
but flat is love

NO TATS NO THANKS

Sort of like End of Evangelion, but even more sexual.

Gonna play videogames now, peace.

Later.

That $120 knife I ordered came in. It's fucking sharp.

At that price it better be.

mandatory "post it" post goes here

I need an iv drip of coffee.

Thats the aftermath. Last weekend this place took a huge shit on my fun. I dunno how. But it pissed me off this much.
I nearly hate you fucks as much as I hate Alice now.
You better swing that hammer fam and swing it fuckin' fast because this rage won't quell.
At least make me evade

It's so fucking sharp I took it out of the sheathe and damaged the leather. wew this is a knife

...

FLOOD DETECTED MY ASS

That's a long time to stay mad about it. It's also unfair to get mad at everyone here instead of actually having people who DID something to you and getting mad at them FOR it.

I wish I could drink coffee right now, but the only things I drink when sick are water and the very occasional lemon lime soda.

youtu.be/iQrLPtr_ikE?t=23

Did you just expect basic logic from Jack

Get well soon, butt detective. :(

It's a 7 inch blade, It'd go right through to the other side of my fat ass.

...

Thanks, Rin.

Never hurts to try.

It's cool, I just never get an excuse to post that video.

Anger knows no reason
I'll continue with the ky story until I figure out something better
So long twats

Later, then.

Sorry, I had to come back because of those ==SICK KNIFE== pictures.

Header

has to be on its own line.

Get a life, bin that knife and learn 2 redtext

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B O I

Though if you want a nice story/read I recommend you play one of these, I'll put what kind of genre it is so you can somewhat get an idea what its about but these are my few favs

Do note that some of these VNs are old (lol I played some of these when I was in HS) and aren't the best in terms of art but I honestly like them cause they are a good read

Enjoy

Remember that time we didn't want to raid Holla Forums with Jack and told him it was stupid, and then get got so mad he decided to hate us almost as much as Alice?

I'm sorry, I'm dumb.

I got a life though.
And it is me doing a warehouse job and paying bills and buying food n weed with my wage.

And occasionally videogames.

It's almost like a poem.

OH FUCK ME

I FORGOT MONSTERGIRLQUEST

Fucking pleb.

I only know that Jack is as aggro as a buff negro prisoner who hits the jail as much as he hits the prison guards and weaker prison mates.

Very illogical.

It's not the most obvious rule about header text.

That is the hottest shit.

yo thats a lotta reading. whcih one is sex

everyone's favorite game

which of these bitches is a nigga

I mean Deiz

This knife feels special. Like if I hurt someone with it, IT'S MY KNIFE, I'D BE HURTING THEM WITH MY KNIFE! And that makes me feel like a big man. Kinda like when I hold my gun.

They fucking all have H-scenes in them you dumb nigger

Never played it

I think I had seen it around but never really gave it a chance
Also, dont call me a pleb you goddamn slut I didn't waste all my HS years playing VNs for nothing.
I'm pretty sure I've played way more than you have

BOI

Its fucking great shit

Oh wow that actually rhymed
I dont really know how to summarize YMK normally tbh
Its anything but that, still though I got watery eyed at the Drug route Happy End

Man that shit was so heartwarming

you liar i played that flower one and they didnt sex

It is literally RAZOR sharp, I just cut the fucking hair off my hand. I feel like it's Christmas.

Sono Hanabira?
Its pussy licking goodness, though if you're going to play be prepared to use headphones cause like 50% of the game is cute girls moaning and telling the other girl to stop or else they'll get caugh-(INSERT LOUDER GIRLY MOANS HERE)

Succubus village tho.
That haltorus monster girl.
THEM TITS.
THE RARE ANAL SCENES.

10/10

Alice is bae tho
Hora hora

I liked the catgirl thing. .///.

how about that nekopara one with the catgrills

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I never played it.
Is it good?

idk i got to the part where he cums and stopped. i dont really paly VNs much

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