After tracking the specimen for days, I have come across it in a comatose slumber. One only hopes to catch a rare glimpse of such a creature.
After tracking the specimen for days, I have come across it in a comatose slumber...
furst
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youtube.com
what's wrong, babe?
I'm too scared of pain to really do anything that would get me too close to it.
hungry :(
Time to go out into the wilderness of yellow people and find some food
Rayciss
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Do you not get hurt often?
You had a sheltered upbringing, didn't you?
I'm super nice to all races
what faggot?
Pikachu really let himself go :c
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Why do they always feature the worst english-speaking rappers
Hibike Euphonium was a shit series
but the porn is great
Cause it's 88rising, duh lmao
I don't even know who the fuck that other guy is
he's my favorite
Well I mean, I got as much pain as any other kid but I realised. That doesn't mean I welcome someone to come pinch my arm or something.
Yeah man, Okasian is pretty god damn sick
KOHH looks goofy as shit but is decent too
I dig Bryan Chase too
J $tash is another american guy I've seen featured, and his verse was bad too
i like bryan just cause he's the only one i can actually understand
no one has ever heard of that faggot before anyways
Human contact is enjoyable though.
When that beat drops hard af
POPPIN ALL THESE PILLSSSSSSS
I really like the look he has going on too
Yo this song tho lmao
Starts off with some random black guy, then Andy Milanokis, then KOHH
Andy's verse makes me lol so hard though
Pain is a turn off unless I'm inflicting it.
he's kinda kawaii tbh
listening now
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I'll take what I can get now.
god youre a freak
Yeah man
His sleeves and that hat with the bandana makes him look mysterious and kakoi af
I wanna pop pills with him
Sorry for not being so selfless.
disgusting
I wanna pop pills with you
what ones do you wanna take with me?
Actually no wait.. I'm not sorry.
You're like one step from becoming Ui at this point.
Lets pop Teslas and go to an anime con
lol I'm not fat or a trap
Ui's not a trap, he just collects them.
All you need is drug fueled rants about how you've totally met God through drugs.
what are teslas?
And how Satan is breaking all of your household appliances.
ffuck off tsuchi
And how he's totally died and been resurrected through overdosing and Jesus.
same
Or was it overdosing on Jesus?
Oh, then I guess I'm kinda like that
It would be kinda cool housing and supporting a bunch of traps and having cameras in every room and turning it into a The Real World kinda reality TV show.
lmao I haven't gone that far off in the deep end
That's like Erin levels of fucked up
They look like this
pillreports.net
It's MDMA m8
Jesús*
Erin just rips their teeth out.
I kind of wonder if Casper and Erin are still alive at this point.
i've never had that before
only thing i ever did is weed
Godspeed pixiv
I spoke too soon
share
>>>>he has a dick
Yeah that shit hurt to look at
So what was the whole story behind Casper moving in with Erin anyways?
Jesus christ you are pure
You forgot the .JPG
It's pretty garbo though
Nothing comes up on Ex or Danbooru either
I have no idea.
You'd have to ask someone else.
I know Casper got kicked out for doing drugs and get arrested or some shit.
No idea how or why he ended up in the UK.
what makes you think i'm so pure?
Jesus christ man
Like, I knew Casper was bad and had gotten in trouble by the cops previously for vandalism. I wonder what he got in trouble for now
Jeez man, he was my favorite Swedish poster too
I'd trade him for Mordin any day
You haven't done any drugs.
Weed doesn't count as a drug imo
It's pretty much on par with alcohol or tobacco
I'm talking about the heavier stuff
What the hell are those things in his hair and what purpose do they serve?
hair clips
They are hair pins. They are used to pin hair.
They are supposed to be bobby pins or hair pins
I doubt thats how hair works but hey it's anime, I ain't gotta explain shit
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It's an anime-ism to show he's a homosexual.
Yes
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what about addys?
Still not Mexican enough.
This face conveys nothing.
excuse you?
pfft k
The Club América logo amps it up by like 80% tbh
Then again you probably dont know any spics that are die hard América fans
Consider yourself lucky
I guess you could consider that one
Addy, Ritalin, and Coke are pretty much the same
Though I prefer coke
Amphetamines are fun desu yo ne
Your welcome for all those you's btw
I didn't even know what Club America was until Googling it just now.
Thank God for being white.
Forgot image
That is deviantart tier.
FEELSBADMAN
oh soto thank you for the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu's~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
i took them my whole life so i don't really feel anything
np
Fucking drug addict lmao
Not one
i was hoping for a more enthusiastic reply
I regret my decisions to check gelbooru.
god i wish that were me
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What's a "quick hotel"
lmao dat Sabrina tho
I'm not very good at being enthusiastic
Then again you probably take small amounts of it
I'm talking about parachuting 40 to 50 mgs
all this drug talk is making me fiend
sex hotel
Apparently a Hong Kong headquartered chain of hotels in China that's cheap.
FIGHT THE URGE NEKO
I'm trying
I thought it was probably something like that
I guess people go there to have sex but don't stay there the whole night
The building says "quick hotel," not "Hotel Quickly," but maybe it's related to that
its a cute style that amplifies fapping power
All of the results for "quick hotel" kept pointing to "Hotel Quickly" from US searches so I'm not sure if it's just because that's what most people look for from American based searches or if that's what it means in that case.
Might just be gratuitous English if that's what its name is. If you translated it already then that probably explains why it just thinks it's the other.
nom nom nom
"Quick hotel" is actually in English on the building beneath the Chinese, but Chinese people translating things into English wrong is a common thing here
lmao
wat even
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kinda reminds me of someone
Its fucking hilarious seeing that kind of shit lmao
it makes me cringe hard
Facebook memes make it funnier tho
gauges look so gross
omg
Those are delicious onion rings silly
I gagged
That girl has a man penis
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where did all of my cute friends go
PREPARE FOR CUTER FRIENDS
oh boy
Yes, you are the boys.
AND I AM THE BIGGEST BOY.
Boo ky
Boo isn't here.
I am the boyest boy
Test.
Spoilers.
then y are people so autism
PROVE YOUR BOYHOOD
I have no idea what you're talking about.
People are always autism scoots.
No sane sentient being would ever dream to create and sell brownies made of shit and addidas jumpsuits for babies...
... but it has be done none other than the human race.
I'mma play my new games, peace.
Everyday I pray for the nuclear holocaust.
Later.
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very subtle way to ask for a dick pic
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Nah, but that is a good boy answer.
Clearly you're the boyyest boy.
Nvm, wanna watch more of yms stuff THEN games.
Tell me goodnight.
I seriously don't understand what motivates you deranged faggots to stay alive.
There are comfy ways to kill yourself these days around
Weed, vidyagames and my family.
Rest well.
To spite you.
Get fucked by my grifriemd in a strap in mostly
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, same.
Wonder how much squashs ass got pounded by test
Are you drunk?
No
Very bored
Oh. Because every post you've made is a disaster.
Scoots is a mess.
This is oppression
*abuse
FINALLY HE ADMITS IT.
it appears I've awoken just in time.
heh. you're fukken dead now, kiddo.
i feel like im dying
Thanks Test. Night.
*pet*
humans are technically always in the process of dying.
nini
I'm spitting up green mucous and blood, so same.
WTF CUP
REEEEEEE
I went to bed about 7 hours ago. felt really tired out of nowhere.
ha, joke is on you, it's actually 2:40am
*2:44 if you wanna get all technical
oh shit. you okay man?
Jokes on you
Test has lung and ovarian gonnarhea
g-good joke ._.
Okay, but are you STILL awake or did you sleep?
Ree all you want, nobody can save you now.
I actually fell asleep at 4 and woke up at 11. I have the excuse of NyQuil and sickness, though.
It's just a really bad cold is all.
However if it kills me I've willed the board to Luka.
So you better fucking pray I get better.
Oh, I haven't slept yet. lol.
well for me if I get tired enough, as long as it's past about 7pm I'll let myself go to bed. my job is flexible enough that even if worst came to worst I could just skip a day or go in late or something.
hey man, I'd accept luka. luka is nice and sweet and would make sure we all get subway. plus they don't do any of that evil bad things so we wouldn't be getting constantly abused, UNLIKE SOME OTHER ADMIN I COULD MENTION
subtle...smh
No room to criticize, then !
Luka was fairly notorious for abuse.
um wow you can't just say things like that about another person just because they might be true wow dude.
u weren't here for /aneki/
I'll never forget the Great Dog Picture War
I think you missed the administrations of both BadFox and Luka.
yeah, it was a joke, erio.
I've heard the stories.
although "the great dog picture war" is a new one. tell me the story?
see above. I don't know every story but I know enough to know why it's good none of them are in charge anymore. I was just kidding, which I THINK YOU KNEW
I did know.
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I kept posting a silly dog picture and Luka kept deleting it or spoilering it
It was this except not on a button
The one where a dog is getting hung?
this was a good story
Oh yeah, I got banned for the Shibe getting strangled to death gif meme too lmao
Good times m8
sounds like you deserved it you swine
I wonder why Nazi pants were baggy like that.
Honestly though, the gif wasn't even that funny cause the dog was fucking getting hung (lol)
But the "Such Ow, very hurt, pls to stop" part had me fucking dying lmao
to hide those massive nazi cocks
No, I don't think I ever saw such a picture
Luka just started banning because of something Sci did with it or something. I don't remember exactly, but somehow it became an affront to her
I eventually finally got a whole thread to run with it as the OP picture while Luka was sleeping
that's dark as fuck.
always fight the powers that be. we should find a picture that test hates.
It's very rude to bully
you're right I'm sorry
That's racist
Who knows?
I've always thought the Nazi uniform looked great though, yeah sure they may have massacred a bunch of Jews but boy did they look fresh
ur racist
lmao that webm
That's a very common sentiment. Their fashion and symbolism was on point.
L-love me :(
Is it a bannable offense to Photoshop pictures of your little sister face on to a body of a naked girl then post it on Holla Forums?
Less than 3
Yes.
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Yay
You are so weird
Pathetic.
I won't bother to link it to a rule either.
Admin abuse, I ain't gotta explain shit.
So how's life man?
ADMIN ABOOS
ADMIN ABOOS
You goddamn ginger
Ikr? shit was so lolz
It was on my fb feed lmao
should ban him for even thinking of the idea, tbh
your facebook feed is mad weeb.
wow don't say hurtful things the admin will ban u
wanna ow?
Yeah, I g2g out in 1 hour + 15 mins though
Now that I think about it I should have specified that I would Photoshop tests sister.
Vaguely saying that makes it seem like I'm gonna shoop pics of my sis instead
I need to sleep.
that's fine. we'll play a few first.
I'm sick. It's just a cold but I haven't been sick in a long time, so I'm not used to this throat pain.
Nah, you're okay most of the time.
Good point.
Are you actually going to sleep or just saying you should
Wow Cup you're just going to steal the cute twink to yourself you fat whore
Still weird
Oh yeah, that sucks when it hurts to literally swallow your own saliva.
We usually get this honey and eucalyptus medicine thingy and it works wonders, its a spic thing I think tho.
Broncolin.
They sell it at Walgreen's
I should sleep but I can't
My fatass got hungry so I went to get a snack and came back with an apple
Man I make some horrible decisions in life sometimes dude
Jeez dude, you act like being weird on here is a bad thing
Were not at your uni bro
Quit trying to be a normie lmao
Fukken normies
I'm alternating between DayQuil and NyQuil depending on the time. I should take some NyQuil and try to lie down, but I also can't sleep.
I would not call a man eating an apple a fatass or say he makes horrible decisions.
Fuckin Quavers eating bitch
Wotsits fam
why even live?
wanna join us?
get rekt nerd
No I just want to know daddy loves me.
Some other time, even video games feel like a hassle right now.
No inv to OW
I dont really take much DayQuil or Nyquil since I try to stay away from Acetaminophen.
Though I will say sleep is always the best remedy for when you're sick.
The apple was nice but I dunno man, I've been craving something really spicy for a while now.
I think I might be pregnant
That's for the best.
Also do you even have Overwatch on YOUR computer?
lmao
why though
Yeah man, I ain't trying to die just yet
Give it a few more years.
No lol
I'm not a fucking nerd
I actually never got around to buying it tbh and not a lot of my irl friends like playing Team Fortress 3 so I never did get it, though a couple of folk from the con community like playing Overshots in their hotel rooms and me being a Noob at it got so fucking shrekt at it. It was pretty fun and I was like damn why didn't I buy this game? Too late now though.
How's life anyways?
Must be stressful over the whole exam thing but hang in there dude
Everything's gonna be daijoubu
My liver already works OT
Double time would kill it lol
It's really not.
Have you ever seen people glitch irl?
hope you feel better soon man
shut up nerd you're not cool enough to play with me
Shit, pretty much everyone on here plays OW, huh?
What the fuck was that flip
It's a meme game, so yes.
oh
fair enough then
Ikr?
I rewatched it like 4 times and still dont understand how he fucking flipped lol
I might actually get it and join in on the memeteam
Though I will warn you, I have a tendency of getting shitfaced drunk, terribly playing vidya, and cracking jokes while in voicechat
Its gonna be like leeg all over again
;~;
Oh man think of all the porn I can fit on here
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they look like tall scrawny chickens fighting, and theres that one retard chicken that flaps in the foreground
Oh nice you actually got one
Same size as mine too :3
C - Windows @ 200GB
D - Games and Anime @ 1TB
E - Porn @ 3TB
It's 40 bucks so you'd have to actually play it to get your money's worth.
I can't live with deleting shit.
They're probs just middle schoolers being dumb
Why do you need to save so much porn?
i like how he throws him off the side first before clutching his balls
Why not?
I can't either
That's why I need another HDD since my 3TB one is almost full and my SSD is strictly for OS and a few important stuffs
Fuck.
I dont want it to be like another GTAV
I bought that shit for like 60 and barely even touched it lol
Every time I buy a video game and plan to stay home and play the shit out of it something comes up and I end up going out lol
I now need to make a division of what I stuff on the 1TB and what to move to the 3TB.
idk
1TB - Games
3TB - Media?
Dude, he fucking took a full force knee to the balls that shit must've fuckin hurt
Nigga just tossed him down the ledge and onto the oncoming traffic lmao
Too much porn!
porn
A way to cope for [namefags/avatarfags/tripfags and other relevant shitty shameless scum] with the fact that they have NO GODDAMN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AT ALL
A faster and more obvious solution would be:
Muh dicc tho
ur name is pretty wicked
put a bunch of porns on the 3TB and gaems on the 1TB
ur like a VN expert right? what are some the good ones
that's what you get for having a life you fucking LOSER
Nigga what?
Jack why are you being so rood tonight
sry cup
haha yeah only weirdos and lonely nerds look at porn that's why the industry makes so little money
YOU LITTLE SHIT
jk love you. have a nice day.
I dunno man, I can't tell you how to live your life.
I have like 1.2 TBs of Anime
1 TB of pirated games/VN/Eroge
244 GBs of Hentai/JAV
The rest is just Music or Pictures
uwu
DO
NOT
REPLY
TO
ME
YOU
FUCKING
CUCKS
I fucking hate these morons thats why
Managed to push my buttons in the right order the last time
I'll just come in and drop some shit every now and then.
Good bait.
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ayy someone frustrated
thanks :3
yeah that's the plan
though my porn is only 21gb and most of it is jav dvdrips anyway
you have problms
i only have 460 gb of games
anime music and movies is like 250gb
and porn is just 21gb
*pat* cute
brb shutting down and finding cables
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have this
Seriously KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF and do NOT make me dedicate hours on spamming this shithole when test goes the fuck away
You whimps probablly have filter shit in here
Bloody weaklings
People don't really take these insults against the collective seriously
You need to single individuals out one at a time and go on a rage Columbine
Calm down.
Depends on your tastes.
I could recommend you "Yandere: I Love You So Much I Could Kill You" and tell you to go the Saika route just so you can find her fucking running a safety pin through her clot cause her Masochism is fucking insane and almost as bad as Cups you then proceed to strangle/punch the shit out of her and end up going to far and killing her then the cops come and you get arrested
And that's the Good Ending lmao
I was drunk so I don't remember which one of these gits did it
I don't really remember what happened but I woke pissed off. With a hangover. What kind of heartless motherfucker pisses a man off who has a hangover this calls for blood
Anyway I'm out to WORK and to CLEAN my OWN apartment.
yo jack
did they name ur country that cuz ur all in poverty and going hungry?
what do u use to make ur name text always look fancy like dat
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Google IME
Full width alphanumeric
Also you can pretend to be にほんご
ban me bitch
Turn off your comp already you brown gook
sounds edgy AF. is there sex?
sounds like work. my compufer has microsft ime enabled but i know its like shit. idk how to get the full width alphaumeric with it tho
is that how all the text in the japanese webs looks like?
Near as I can tell all that happened is you came to the thread today and started demanding everyone kill themselves. I don't think anyone went after you first.
I'd rather not.
BRING IN THE THICC
Delet thicc
delet bad taste
delete Alchemist
Me and my bad taste are going nowhere, I'm staying home today to recover.
DEATH IS THE GREATEST FILTER
YOU CANNOT SEE ANYONE'S IDIOTIC POSTS BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAD
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ignore him. post more thicc.
BETTER THICC THAN DEAD
But being dead comes with that filter you were talking about.
And so much more.
Plus, who is into mad synthwath 80s vidyagames?
LET YOUR PAIN FADE DOWN
One day Alch, we will all be ky jelly.
I see what you're saying
but flat is love
NO TATS NO THANKS
Sort of like End of Evangelion, but even more sexual.
Gonna play videogames now, peace.
Later.
That $120 knife I ordered came in. It's fucking sharp.
At that price it better be.
mandatory "post it" post goes here
I need an iv drip of coffee.
Thats the aftermath. Last weekend this place took a huge shit on my fun. I dunno how. But it pissed me off this much.
I nearly hate you fucks as much as I hate Alice now.
You better swing that hammer fam and swing it fuckin' fast because this rage won't quell.
At least make me evade
It's so fucking sharp I took it out of the sheathe and damaged the leather. wew this is a knife
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FLOOD DETECTED MY ASS
That's a long time to stay mad about it. It's also unfair to get mad at everyone here instead of actually having people who DID something to you and getting mad at them FOR it.
I wish I could drink coffee right now, but the only things I drink when sick are water and the very occasional lemon lime soda.
Did you just expect basic logic from Jack
Get well soon, butt detective. :(
It's a 7 inch blade, It'd go right through to the other side of my fat ass.
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Thanks, Rin.
Never hurts to try.
It's cool, I just never get an excuse to post that video.
Anger knows no reason
I'll continue with the ky story until I figure out something better
So long twats
Later, then.
Sorry, I had to come back because of those ==SICK KNIFE== pictures.
Header
has to be on its own line.
Get a life, bin that knife and learn 2 redtext
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B O I
Though if you want a nice story/read I recommend you play one of these, I'll put what kind of genre it is so you can somewhat get an idea what its about but these are my few favs
Do note that some of these VNs are old (lol I played some of these when I was in HS) and aren't the best in terms of art but I honestly like them cause they are a good read
Enjoy
Remember that time we didn't want to raid Holla Forums with Jack and told him it was stupid, and then get got so mad he decided to hate us almost as much as Alice?
I'm sorry, I'm dumb.
I got a life though.
And it is me doing a warehouse job and paying bills and buying food n weed with my wage.
And occasionally videogames.
It's almost like a poem.
OH FUCK ME
I FORGOT MONSTERGIRLQUEST
Fucking pleb.
I only know that Jack is as aggro as a buff negro prisoner who hits the jail as much as he hits the prison guards and weaker prison mates.
Very illogical.
It's not the most obvious rule about header text.
That is the hottest shit.
yo thats a lotta reading. whcih one is sex
everyone's favorite game
which of these bitches is a nigga
I mean Deiz
This knife feels special. Like if I hurt someone with it, IT'S MY KNIFE, I'D BE HURTING THEM WITH MY KNIFE! And that makes me feel like a big man. Kinda like when I hold my gun.
They fucking all have H-scenes in them you dumb nigger
Never played it
I think I had seen it around but never really gave it a chance
Also, dont call me a pleb you goddamn slut I didn't waste all my HS years playing VNs for nothing.
I'm pretty sure I've played way more than you have
BOI
Its fucking great shit
Oh wow that actually rhymed
I dont really know how to summarize YMK normally tbh
Its anything but that, still though I got watery eyed at the Drug route Happy End
Man that shit was so heartwarming
you liar i played that flower one and they didnt sex
It is literally RAZOR sharp, I just cut the fucking hair off my hand. I feel like it's Christmas.
Sono Hanabira?
Its pussy licking goodness, though if you're going to play be prepared to use headphones cause like 50% of the game is cute girls moaning and telling the other girl to stop or else they'll get caugh-(INSERT LOUDER GIRLY MOANS HERE)
Succubus village tho.
That haltorus monster girl.
THEM TITS.
THE RARE ANAL SCENES.
10/10
Alice is bae tho
Hora hora
I liked the catgirl thing. .///.
how about that nekopara one with the catgrills
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I never played it.
Is it good?
idk i got to the part where he cums and stopped. i dont really paly VNs much
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